I'M GETTING TOO HYPE PLAYING THIS | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator #2

This game is getting SO GOOD! WELCOME, back to Totally Accurate Battle Simulator!
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#coryxkenshin #tabs #totallyaccuratebattlesimulator

[@CoryxKenshin]

Sorry episode was short, we may do a double upload tomorrow 👀 SLICE that like button!

[@jimmynewtron624]

CoryxKenshin yo

[@ItsSoldier.]

CoryxKenshin hi I big fan n I second pls heart this

[@triiodide7762]

Ur mem foot

[@icedkoolaid6475]

please more deadrising

[@trinitygreen2842]

Ok boo😋👌💕

[@petre007]

4:25 Cory screaming like that was hella funny😂

[@jiamao2]

Ikr xDD

[@VtrueTheBeetroot]

Aaaawwwaaa..uppp lol

[@tetegamer2289]

Watch ya profanity 😏

[@loscdog]

Hahaha

[@isaiahtheplaya7422]

Watch your profanity 😂

[@kayyyukillit]

3:06 that whole part made me genuinely laugh 💀

[@NJP609]

For real 💀it's cool to see the "real"/raw angle/footage too

[@ronb0y]

Same dude

[@kucingsedihjojofan1428]

"YOU are my enemy"

[@nathanperez-gz4mk]

Fr

[@Bobthehellsaurskibibobverse]

9:39 Nah bro’s That Harvester Had to kill thos Too ☠️💀

[@JustSomeDude-ux2ul]

WE NEED MORE CORY PLAYING TABS BRUH

[@mono7694]

onggg

[@islayed3425]

Fr bro

[@jesteraguilar6043]

Fr i love this series

[@foxbrobroski5714]

BRO IKR?! WE *NEED* CORY TO GET BACK INTO BATTLEFIELD!!!

[@lovettebailey8730]

We need more

[@FOAB-Carlos]

4:25 I choked from that scream lmao!

[@beyondbeautee84]

On what tho what u choked on

[@Meandyomonkey]

U r right bud?

[@josephthehedgehog9264]

He made me stomp and laugh

[@josephthehedgehog9264]

He not a lamo!!

[@josephthehedgehog9264]

He's just funny

[@Startasianhate]

4:24 best scream from cory so far

[@Joe-ph2oo]

Nah when he beat res E, or baldis was dif.

[@HexIsReal]

Why are you upside- *RAAAHEEEAAAAHUUUUUP!*

[@michaelthompson2507]

Sounds like speeds scream

[@burninglizard1430]

@@michaelthompson2507 cory is better than him

[@gonfreeces6994]

@@burninglizard1430 common w

[@elihopkins8069]

4:37 his gremlin laugh got me 😂

[@PHNXSOARIN]

IKR 💀

[@validity9003]

Fr

[@lgnormalyay9514]

came back to rewatch this video 4:25 this part still hilarious lmao

[@josef-1209]

3:08 CoryxKenshin - "You are my Enemy" feat. Mammy the Mammoth, -Pitchforks and Hay-

[@hehehehehe7045]

He on heroine trip LOL 😂🤣

[@corruptedclixyfn6349]

Hhahah

[@Insanityxjr]

ayyYaYyYy up

[@maggierivera3256]

Wow the mammoth is the crackin

[@jonesforallvlogs5743]

It’s manny not manny

[@trashhuman3977]

4:25 When you accidentally touch the hot metal tray while getting food in school

[@diegomancia9211]

😂😂

[@bahrican45]

Diego Mancia 😂😂😂

[@pragati5719]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@bahrican45]

Pragati Rao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pragati5719]

@@bahrican45 😂😂😂

[@kaerosaxelvelasco5153]

4:31 he looks the legend cos he's dabing

[@Infernocyclops]

3:43 pov: you're taking the most wall-gripping, stinkiest, hardest poop of your life

[@CLLMNY]

3:30 imagine someone just randomly walked in there and was just staring at him😂

[@fluoroantimonicacid4844]

😂😂😂😂

[@2108micaela]

that's what he was pointing out

[@KimberDWZ]

LOL IKR????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@elessielmcqueen8943]

He needs 7 K subs

[@elessielmcqueen8943]

@@KimberDWZ you have to sub to him so he can get 7000000 K

[@tharealkhaizo]

7:32 when the king slumped the Minotaur has me crying 😂😂

[@theoriginal_skinnybonejone2558]

The king is me and furry is the Minotaur

[@liptonts4527]

They looked like they both attacked

[@goobtubeent.1091]

nigga said the king done kilt the minotaur king king king

[@jadele2782]

Bro hit him like he did something bro🫣

[@BabeRahem_Linken]

"They call this one bread and butter" HELLPP IM DIEING OF LAUGHTER LOL!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@XceejX]

4:24 THAT WAS CLEAN😂😂😂

[@itsjustkikireid643]

4:35 *I'm just over here thinking what he looks like when he does this type of stuff when he's recording*

[@Dumplinglingboy]

3:27 my friend

[@LastStruggle6983]

El Primo thank you

[@youngdemimonde2344]

Pitchforks & Hay dudes: EXISTS Mammoth: IM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER

[@LoafofCabbage]

Not mammoth, Mammi

[@ninjabware5113]

@@LoafofCabbage no mammiy

[@ibnusyaheb9459]

Wth you watch coryxkenshin stone why you not in wwe

[@clubbytoons]

I say delete s whole career

[@AlgoLeve_1]

Stone Cold Steve Austin give me a hell yea

[@bozotheclown_1993]

9:20 That's a scythe Cory, not an axe.

[@Maxqjinx2_2]

Fax

[@spidernerd8882]

@@Maxqjinx2_2 "AXE FAX"

[@AlBairouti387]

Do you know the theme of that theme?

[@someonewholovesartt]

I thought it was a sickle lol

[@bozotheclown_1993]

@@someonewholovesartt I mean, they're both the same thing.

[@jayplayshothesecond9980]

1:43 who else is crying from this 😭🤣😂

[@ali-tdm512]

me 🤣🤣

[@iambri2537]

How many people have died of laughter from Cory 👇🏼

[@Howufeel]

Dr!!py_ 2k me

[@brooklyngurlmcdonald857]

i did

[@window2474]

Also stop asking for likes

[@epicskrub730]

But if you're dead how can you press the like button..?

[@idkwutnamebtts3161]

Dr!!py_ 2k You’re still begging for likes so.

[@dapineapple6643]

DAT VOICE CRACK THO 5:40 "im likin these squArEz" 😂😂😂😂

[@iambri2537]

Oh my goshhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sleepy_Vinny]

How you get Highlighted

[@gavinfirm]

Squires*

[@Vo1dwave]

Who’s rewatching in 2024?

[@josephtoons3744]

Yesirrr

[@mariyamjemaimathatwascool4413]

Me sir☕️

[@SamuraiDude22]

Me right here

[@possumteeth1692]

Right here bro

[@chan-yf4vf]

ohh yeahh

[@Curiosity918.]

Cory: “They got his hand in his Butt” Me behind the screen: *wheezing and laughing* 8:51

[@dxx9k]

fr tho

[@JSTNMW]

Harvester: **has scythe** Cory: I want you to swing that *AXE* as hard as you can

[@taniar3484]

7:30 Idk why but I love this part so much.

[@Takuda_king]

This is definetly the most fun cory has ever had while editing a video

[@MegaZillaGOD63]

I love that cory fake spits on the ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alex2litty329]

5:24 "look at em lining up like its a supreme drop". This dude has to be the funniest you tuber ever fr. Been here since December 2016

[@artisticdog1223]

Ben subed since Xbox arguments from like 2009 I think

[@artisticdog1223]

I think it’s been a while

[@AaravMehtaCovers]

if u had been subbed since 2016 then you wouldnt call him "this dude"

[@findingsnoopy5580]

@@AaravMehtaCovers is something wrong with you he can call him dude Cory samurai anything it's just a damn name

[@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642]

@@findingsnoopy5580 there is something wrong with it, using this dude sounds like you don't know the guy

[@nyct0phile]

2:25 "wheelbarrow wut y'all doin?" _wheelbarrow:_ * hecka dissociating *

[@hello_38-5]

Corey's mammoth is just to OP

[@MoltenFredboi29]

Corkxkenshin is one of those youtubers who actually put subtitles in his videos massive respect

[@everythingbagel5340]

5:43 STRIKE! {wii sports bowling replay}

[@catherinequinola7991]

At 5:40 you might notice Cory hit puberty when he said squire

[@GmmBeast]

@B3L0W Z3R0 3valuti0n Geezus calm down

[@josef-1209]

You probably haven't yet

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Did you know you’re a sinner? Did you know you are going to hell? But did you know that Jesus can change that? All you have to do is turn to Jesus, repent, and give your life to God.

[@nathanielbojorquezthetryto4211]

The part when the angels were battle was epic

[@Emerald-12]

3:30 Someone just walks in your room and you see Cory doing this 😂😂😂

[@georgiavalero7882]

"Have you ever seen technique like this"

[@thegregitto]

Yes I have, the Sarissa is my favorite melee unit and he does that so much lol.

[@saitheslicer]

I shot a cat and it woke up

[@saitheslicer]

Wait the cat got a glock brb

[@WUZ.r]

Slick Slicer RANDOM DOES NOT = FUNNY

[@saitheslicer]

Rohan doesn’t have to be a good manga artist @vilevirulance idk how to spell ur name lol

[@epi4398]

3:27 I died Someone Gonna go into his room seeing him doing this *Some goes into his room* “Hey Cory I wanted to ask........” *Sees him doing this **3:27* “Mom he’s doing it again”

[@morechaos00]

ImSmart Lol

[@arthurwalczak766]

What’s the song he’s singing

[@sirrajawo1445]

Same! I was laughing soo hard.

[@maplebrownsugar_.5694]

ImSmart OMG yes LOLOL

[@bakedfreshbread3187]

@@arthurwalczak766 ITS CALLED .................... FREESTYLE

[@burninglizard1430]

3:42 got me choking man💀

[@-Raashid]

3:27 Bro i couldnt hold it in at this part bro 🤣

[@SamuelsAwkward]

3:25 i was dying laughing

[@diybeast3943]

LMFAO that was laughing so hard my i thought i was gonna get a heart attack

[@guywithoutabeard8268]

😂😂😂

[@tkanashidesu6211]

3:08 CoryxKenshin's new album: Mic Audio

[@arthurwalczak766]

D-pSpideyBoi what song is he singing

[@tkanashidesu6211]

YOU ARE MY ENEMY! by CoryxKenshin and Mammy

[@anthonynelson158]

D-pSpideyBoi he done better

[@ForSty60]

Cory bring this series back.

[@micahochieng8479]

Cory get me so hyped

[@RiskRule]

4:25 when yo mom come in with the belt

[@pragati5719]

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@emilysoeharni7822]

is it real that the samurai himself is back bbbbooooiiiiiiiiiii haha

[@Ariztotel]

@@emilysoeharni7822 yup hes back

[@wuulfen]

when dad comes back with the milk

[@that1oneasian]

Wilburrz 😅🤣😂

[@hotpink._2733]

Now one of my favorite games on the channel😂🔥❤❤

[@jib5541]

Same

[@kyui6001]

Glad I saw him in my reccomendations :D

[@emmanuelmuriki8929]

urhhxhdhdidu2tehsdie amjast kiding

[@jojostoenail2162]

Same

[@jacksonham5480]

Same along with fnf

[@zahrienedwards2089]

Cory 7:50 pop goes the weasel😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ew5vm3pl5h]

The way the bull slips 💀💀💀

[@spicyitalianfootlong7742]

Just play this everyday for the next 2 years. We don’t need any code blues.

[@fr0styluvssportz]

If only that happend.

[@RamiSoe]

@@fr0styluvssportz yeah...

[@jaxsonevans7796]

This aged like milk 🥛

[@thedankelf6752]

This is legit the best series ever apart from a couple let's plays xd

[@mattg8133]

The Dank Elf yesss

[@omarbeez2660]

5:36 thanks Cory for adding some Rafael Dalageto poetry in their haha

[@saraluzrosado7561]

4:25 Cory screaming like that was hella funny.

[@corncrus]

My brain cells when I'm doing math 5:43

[@snieves2005]

Hahaha lol😂😂

[@elessielmcqueen8943]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😅 What are you talking about

[@Unknown_crusader]

Same though

[@brucesimpson3945]

Bum as

[@1tomuch876]

I got an ad for tik tok

[@rickyplayzroblox3421]

2:50 I JUST LOVE THE WAY HE LAUGHS 🤣

[@thefeatheredgamer5297]

What is the piano song for this part if I'm ok asking?

[@mobberino1779]

@@thefeatheredgamer5297 A little late, but it's Vegeta's Super Saiyan Theme. (More than a little late.)

[@saltii5899]

@@mobberino1779 "there is no such a thing as late"

[@WATERMELONLOVER242]

3:20 looks so wrong from that angle

[@masontheboi8646]

IM DYING LMAOOOO

[@mohamedshabin9176]

4:25 valkarie: ohh it's time.. activates swag mode and god mode🔥❄️💯😎

[@whyamihere3836]

9:15 and 9:51 ma man really called a scythe an axe smh…jk love you

[@icetonywilson1236]

Elie-Joe Kawkabani I can tell what are you talking about, please learn how to spell

[@chrisimnotreallyhere3491]

@@icetonywilson1236 stfu ur grammar is worsethan a panicking 3 yr old with tourettes

[@Ohg665]

@@chrisimnotreallyhere3491 dang bro chill

[@exquisiteclamps4855]

Who remembers the happy wheels days?🤷🏽‍♂️

[@shiftz7532]

Way back when he had full afro

[@GothicNoizzez]

I do

[@bread5384]

Good times

[@kermitthefrog1447]

Good days man

[@LillianTemple]

And the yandere days and the Detroit days and the kindergarten days.......

[@jaxonsavage3699]

4:21 That Valkyrie tho he really be puttin in that witch-craft talent 😅😅😅

[@daitonmarshall8489]

Cory has to be my new favourite youtuber by far

[@itzkenzworld]

Am I the only one dying laughing at 6:22 with the repeated goofy screams 😭

[@lavacakegd9139]

No, I'm dying laughing

[@xtr3me663]

I was dying to

[@aos4_]

I really need that scream tho😭😭 anyone know where's that from?

[@busylilbee9754]

Yes

[@Da1TruArtistPup]

Fr 😂😂😂😂

[@johnkies1189]

4:23 had me in tears :'D

[@batsy6181]

M-me -to (๑>◡

[@mayafcoco]

you meant 4:26

[@johnkies1189]

@@mayafcoco no? There's no context if you go straight to it..

[@spongeboby1786]

@@mayafcoco Bro stfu and stop correcting people like you did to every comment.

[@jsax216]

1:43 had me laughing water out my nose LOL

[@shanaprong1009]

LOL

[@BenPlazYT]

4:26 is just so funny 😂 😂😂

[@bbqchips_3914]

5:39 anyone else hear that voice crack tho

[@kingcooking6]

i was waiting for somone to point that out

[@alexanderdominguez1115]

@@kingcooking6 damn waiting a year

[@MJT-DA]

"I'm waiting for these sQUArEs

[@Kaen6guitar]

His more than saying sqaures

[@johngriffiniii5159]

MAn I’m LIkinG THESE SQUIIIIUAREE

[@theenchantedfro]

2:11 the edit when the Minotaur punches them is TOO FUNNY 😂

[@taliyahwalton8544]

You can find them at Calebcity on yt :) thank me later

[@Khyon521]

Yager

[@rzcki336]

U right bruh loool

[@petre007]

TheEnchantedFrog YIGER

[@bryanboss2075]

TheEnchantedFrog s 3:19

[@jakewolfe610]

I will never forget how far Cory has come, truly a legend and the CHOSEN

[@christopherlambert3819]

Cory we need more of this now!!!

[@leilaniithegreat]

No joke the only person I really watch on KZbin is CoryxKenshin

[@thepharrcyde7744]

Saaaame

[@stormharden]

Start watching me🤗🥰 I post reeeally great content

[@the6thpain737]

I watch him and my self lol

[@Iso_bryant]

Why not dashie

[@princ3sssEr3nity]

Big FACTS

[@ii_euphor1a260]

Cory: LOOK AT MY MAN FOLDED LIKE AN OMELET!!! Me: I like omelets

[@kayihuraaa]

ₘₑ ₜₒₒ

[@staceypayne7148]

Saije me to

[@spanker556]

Sign me in

[@Patrick-sp7wu]

Yum-yum omelets

[@ii_euphor1a260]

This is the most likes I have gotten so far thanks for the feedback!

[@franksonatra]

The editing is immaculate! 10/10 episode! You are hilarious, man.

[@ojaic359]

"Skip the jump man logo this is what we need" CoryxKenshin 2019

[@rosefedan453]

3:47 Flashbacks to Cory's voice acting in RPG Horror games

[@jadele2782]

Facts

[@alebh3929]

2:50 is it just me or does anyone else just crack up when Cory does that signature laugh😂😂❤️

[@johancywilson385]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@quillsfire1273]

I knew it was not only me!

[@JoeIsMyName]

Its so funny every time

[@Youngcarter424]

Same

[@itsflowergaming4530]

*pitchforks and HAY*

[@Hearts202]

Not even one minute in and I’m already cracking up 🤣

[@benihna]

3:20 Cory: your my enemy, your my enemy you not in front of me. Samurai slice that like button

[@michaelsanchez7460]

Cory you’ve been killing it with these edits!!👌🏼

[@pricetag2987]

Michael Sanchez faxxxx

[@icetonywilson1236]

Michael Sanchez Yep

[@ayomidesadiq8705]

Michael Sanchez ikr

[@emilysoeharni7822]

he's sick onthe editing bruh

[@PedroLopez-yn9si]

Yes but shut up

[@quiix9286]

At 5:20 Cory used black yoshi in sml and said cmon man plz

[@SHADTHLAD]

_I NEED THE NEW BLACK OOPS 4_

[@chrisgaray6264]

The gameplay Beast yea I was like hol up

[@adeenaabrar5033]

I just love this series so much

[@juandomoon8893]

That "for valhalla, for odin, for thor!!" Line is so ironic now because he beat god of war ragnorok

[@itsskod]

Cory: give me a couple months to grow my beard Me: is you leaving again 😬

[@meduneter5115]

FaZe_SKOD ツ Twitch bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@slither-faceanims7774]

FaZe_SKOD ツ Twitch 😂

[@naya840]

LMAOOOO😂😂😂

[@mushrxxms1830]

2:21 this had me dying 😂😂

[@josephmoshette4006]

Don’t forget 2:16

[@ankles_broken17]

Cory’s dead

[@Zlordx-pu7rd]

SAME

[@ujyb6581]

1:54 yes indeed

[@Gaming_God420]

2:53 is gonna make me cry out of laughter

[@indahlubis8703]

6:19 i’m laughing so hard 😭😭

[@nobody-zm6xc]

Goofy hahaha

[@Reachforjuggernogtonight]

@@nobody-zm6xc what?

[@nobody-zm6xc]

That's the laugh goofy laugh from micky mouse

[@Reachforjuggernogtonight]

@@nobody-zm6xc oh

[@severeconstipation.]

@@nobody-zm6xc it's not his laugh it's when he falls

[@EpicAntos]

This would’ve been #1 trending for gaming if the Star Wars game didn’t come out

[@meancommenter8682]

Pitch forks and hay?!?! LMAO!!!

[@maceroyer9566]

BRO, THE INTRO WAS LIT WHEN YOU BROUGHT FALLOUT TO THIS BRUV🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.

[@encryptedecibels7130]

like for dead rising and possibly finishing getting over it

[@Anonymouso283]

Yo Cory, can you play Kindergarten 2? Loved watching you play the first kindergarten btw :)

[@virtualsoulz559]

That would be mad

[@raeynhp5795]

Anonymous when you said that I stopped what I was doing and searched it up😂😂

[@Cooldoge67]

The game isn't even out yet

[@mikahonfire4554]

Anonymous can he play his dog Sam in a video

[@bridgettdelossantos9717]

Anonymous yeah Cory play kindergarten 2

[@real_skeleton_guy]

We need him playing more tabs

[@KeeTonsOfFun]

Hey love that beating down

[@angel4noor]

I love it when he does his fake laugh at pitch forks and hay

[@mikahonfire4554]

angel4noor I’m just waiting for him to talk about his dog Sam where he at

[@JohnPerry27]

I don't even think he's faking it, he's actually in tears. But honestly, Cory himself could probably take down a mammoth with the pitchfork alone. The reason why these guys can't is because they're dumber than the animals.

[@kemil.6593]

lol I love how cory's intros start like those cringy power ranger knock off shows on netflix

[@bethanynottingham8214]

Ikr

[@MeanMadMan]

I don’t think it was that cringey because I have seen those and they are pretty cringey.

[@Zai131]

Nah

[@acharple]

kiwi that’s exactly how a beggar sounds.

[@yozy-.]

Ulrick Ranstle Paulite how!?

[@orsentobeychannel4719]

Valkariye: gets 4 kills and dabs 4:23 CoryXkenshin: UPPPPPPPP

[@ochakos_world]

The Valkyrie meant business😂 4:17 They got knocked around like freakin bowling pins 🎳 5:36 King’s face expression: I did that~ 🕺🏼💅🏾 7:26 THEY GOT THEIR HAND IN HIS WHAT!? 🍑 8:50

[@kaliahjackson7108]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Not Even a Soul: Me: Corey: *FOLDED LIKE A OMELET*

[@xxgalaxymidnightxx3297]

Lol it's *cory

[@callme93]

-you spelled the name wrong-

[@dakarimccullum6911]

Kaliah. Jackson “Cory “

[@tavitaotto148]

CORY ITS CORY NOT COREY CORY

[@armanpamma9454]

He didn’t come up with it CalebCity did.

[@strifelife9558]

5:18 😂😂😂😂 that edit c'mon baby please😂😂 I'm in tears

[@PersonalAccount-Millasia]

Sammee i could not stop laughing😹

[@scft4yun]

What's the original video?

[@callme93]

i heard "man" lmao

[@vitoons2756]

10:00 bro really jojo posing

[@y_u_hate_me]

The editing and Cory's videos makes videos 10 times better