In Bruges, Colin farrell Are you from America

[@SupernaturalLover67]

"You two are weird. Would you like some cocaine?" lol priceless.

[@REAPER3fitty]

One of my favorite lines. If I ever go overseas and am asked if I'm from America I WILL say "Yeah, but don't hold it against me."

[@romilrh]

Brendan Gleeson coming out of nowhere and staring into our souls is the cherry on top

[@shikeridoo]

Disarming statement against all the negative stereotypes that are floating in peoples heads, especially nowadays.

[@henryulric]

Wtf is happening on this movie, lol

[@rabbieburns2501]

GIF'd

[@liamdennis5619]

Brendan Gleeson's face is brilliant when he comes back from the toilet

[@TheMetalhead678]

Yeah I pissed myself laughing rofl.

[@Zer0nite]

He's high on coke.

[@derrickb427]

@@Zer0nite Actually he was crying, which is why his eyes are watery and it looks like he is trying to keep himself from frowning. Remember when Ray was concerned since cocaine makes Ken depressed?

[@Zer0nite]

@@derrickb427 Incorrect. He goes to the bathroom with cocain, and comes back like this right after Farrell asks if they want cocain. There's the joke that sailed over your head.

[@djc2526]

We've all been there....

[@simonrayner367]

this movie made me want to visit brugges.....so I did in 2014. Best place I've been to, found an old bar in an 800 year old cellar. beautiful

[@alexvaldovinos3609]

Simon Rayner How much money did you spent?

[@sailorj237]

Ken is that you ?

[@StGeorgedragonhunter]

Alex Valdovinos bruges is fairly cheap

[@DGdescendant22]

Im doing that soon 👌

[@simonrayner367]

@@alexvaldovinos3609 late reply sorry. No idea about the bar - that bit was a bit of a mess. Drank the rarest beer in the world though 🍻

[@KenjiMapes]

“Give us a gram then...” Then Gleeson comes back from the bathroom zonked, his expression is perfect.

[@Ser_Arthur_Dayne]

Literally the next time I am around someone with (hopefully a quantity) of Cocaine, I am going to say "Give us a gram then..." lol.

[@j0nnyism]

Yep I recognise that. I wonder if the actors have taken coke before. Their behaviour is spot on. Although they may just be excellent actors. The guy playing the dwarf is spot on

[@Slippy100]

@@j0nnyism Christ the gardai take coke so I'd say gleeson definitely has some experience

[@tooterooterville]

I absolutely adore good British (Irish this time) film making, especially when they use a lot of their colloquialisms like 'give "us" a gram' when only referring to themselves. First time I heard that usage really caught my attention because no American would ever say it that way.

[@martinjames6431]

@@j0nnyism A gram at once though? No way. Cheap whizz maybe

[@nicolasboehm1673]

colin farrells best film, all the actors were great

[@Stuart267]

@jaue82 Was going to suggest that myself. He is hilarious in that, sadly everyone only talks about the bad films he's done. There are many. He's great in the film Intermission. total psychopath in that

[@rustlemejimmys]

@@Stuart267 the lobster is really quiet incredible as well.

[@bellmeisterful]

Yeah and he was great in True Detective

[@henrylogman5368]

Tiger land

[@isaacnegal5860]

I'm sorry for this man who made this comment before The Gentlemen

[@dani123jelll]

" one gay beer please " hahahaha

[@j0nnyism]

That gay beer is really nice though they do serve it up in gay little glasses it’s really strong stuff

[@finnkdy]

@@j0nnyism yip, 4 and ye think yer ôn Das Boot. kudos barman, he knew 😁😁

[@StephNuggs]

What alcohol percentage does average Yankee beer have? Srly asking ​@@j0nnyism

[@aNohbody]

@@StephNuggs 4-5%, what about yours?

[@StephNuggs]

@@aNohbody 5+ but most light beers are 4+. Heard somewhere that American beer has less alcohol content. Or perhaps the most popular ones do at least

[@angrygoldfish]

This is such an underrated film. I know it's already a cult classic, but as far as traditional film-making goes, it's an exemplary piece. The acting is like nothing else out there, literally. The pacing and timing is tight. The storyline is both tragic and darkly comedic. The cinematography is simple, reflecting the principle subjects and settings. The themes of duty and shame, even amongst killers, is done in such a way that it makes you believe how absurd it is, and that's a fantastic thing.

[@kayned]

Would you like some cocaine?

[@romanvolovik6495]

@@kayned yes please

[@romanvolovik6495]

Also... This is such an underrated film. It's a cult classic. Do you know what dissonance is?

[@failtolawl]

shut up

[@KenjiMapes]

Well said I have the same sentiments It’s truly a wonderful dark comedy with rich dialogue and even though it’s dark as hell it has great moments of levity. Not to mention the cast is sublime. Ralf Fiennes, Brendan Gleeson and especially the underrated Colin Farrell bring their A games.

[@david552]

I love the shot with Colin and Brendan with their faces looming over - like the masks of tragedy and comedy.

[@j0nnyism]

That’s why it’s a black comedy. Very ealingesque

[@CDN296]

one of the best movies ever

[@Nanku42]

Indeed it is

[@tedmdelacruz]

"I wasn't waving hello to anybody.. except maybe to a horse."

[@mrneutral8423]

'whaaa?'

[@ForwardPixels]

Love the way he says why didn't you wave hello to me today when i waved hello to you today

[@biggles1111]

WhydidntyouwavehellotometodaywhenIwavedhellotoyoutoday? Wait what!? That would be my first thought...

[@kustomkure]

I swear the little dude in this movie doesn't get enough recognition. Well underrated.

[@whatdaro]

Gleeson is not that big to call Colin little.

[@kustomkure]

@@JDFuckinB what's the irony?

[@71poiuytrewq]

"Just try not to say anything too loud or crass". Best line ever!! 😂😂😂

[@a.s.219]

Then Colin comes in, being quite loud and crass lololol

[@REAPER3fitty]

Before KZbin was a huge thing I always wished someone appreciated all the little parts in this movie like I did. Now I found y'all!

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

It's a small detail, but I find it hilarious when the wee man is lifting the drinks off the bar and dings the bottom of one of them. This is an excellent film.

[@servo66]

I don't know why but hearing the little ding of the bottom of the glass hitting the bar as he takes his drinks away somehow hits me right in the funny bone.

[@misterbonzoid5623]

Ikr

[@wibblewobble1934]

Every line in this movie is a work of art, exceptional screenplay.

[@sianspherica]

"I was on a very strong tranquilizer today. I wasn't waving hello to anyone today, well maybe to a horse" This is the most hilarious line in the whole movie.

[@tenkenroo]

“You’re a fucking inanimate object!” Is also a good one. This movie is very underrated

[@kellyrhoads1067]

Inanimate object line I have said to several ppl when I am pissed at them. No one gets the humor or reference

[@TheStopShort]

“Wha?? What’re ya talkin bout?” “Just horseshit.”

[@jimbo92107]

One of the funniest movies ever. The acting was maniacally good. Everybody in the cast was having a fantastic time just being as oddball as they could be. I blame Colin Farrell as the instigator. Can't have a normal movie with that guy in it.

[@citrusforce]

The poking is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@Zakoid1]

Gleesons face at 3:50...😁😁... Anyway, this is a quality film. It's got the lot, great performances, excellent dialogue, comedy moments, tense moments and heartfelt moments.. But they fit together because the characters feel real. Brilliant 👍

[@Ser_Arthur_Dayne]

"You got FIVE GRAMS OF COKE?? ... No, I got FOUR Grams on me and ONE GRAM in me..." === the best line ever.

[@Ser_Arthur_Dayne]

@Simulation algorithm "One Gay Beer, please!"

[@leshifty1999]

"Have you got some sort of problem?" " No, no problem... 4 beers in 20 minutes, no problem." :>

[@StephNuggs]

But it was 4 gay beers so I don't know why he's surprised

[@mglyants]

My favourite movie, the only film I've watched 3 or 4 times

[@chukmorris8264]

At 1:41 I laughed so hard with him getting the glasses down from the counter... lol 😂

[@TheArcher101]

Donk!

[@bashllaribuand4202]

U American

[@blacksabbathmatters3365]

This movie is fucking brilliant. And Bruges really is like a fairytale. I was there with a girl from Holland for 4 nights. Wonderful memories 🙂

[@bottle1lack743]

'' you got some sort of problem " literally me whenever someone looks at me with the corner of their eyes

[@abdullahseckin]

2:36 that barmen is so ready to give a beer to someone who wants.

[@AggroFish]

Had my honeymoon In Bruges, mainly because of this film. Unfortunately it's now ending in divorce...but we had a lovely time In Bruges

[@0sumgame541]

"You two are weird, (pauses)...would you like some cocaine?" cracks me up everytime.

[@conorgreenwood7259]

Goes over to confront the dwarf from America about not waving back to him in the streets earlier and just starts poking him in the head😂😂😂

[@viperatech]

Colin Farrell, most underrated actor in the history of Hollywood.

[@paulletchworth2036]

Amazing Movie , never gets old

[@roberthayes9842]

One of my favourite films, all brilliant

[@dougd5002]

Re the "Don't hold it against me" line. My mother (British & elderly) was up in Scotland in the 90s and met some American tourists on a ferry. They said "We love it up here, they don't all hate us". My old girl replied "Oh, they do, they're just too polite to say so". She had her moments.

[@BlackBarney]

The shot of him trying to reach the bar and pick up the two drinks while standing up... i can't even, lol

[@jockmackay9582]

One of my favourite moments. Pure understated comedy genius. Has me laughing every time. Then later when he karate chops him too

[@TheArcher101]

Thonk!

[@fantasticsituation9461]

When he’s taking the beers down and he clips the bar lol

[@j0nnyism]

For those who don’t know; the dwarf is actually played by Matt Damon. I thought his performance was excellent. I really believed he was really small. The special effects worked great. Of course there’s no such thing as a dwarf. They were invented by Tolkien

[@lurkster1974]

You are weird. Would you like some cocaine?

[@brayantgnomez6102]

Imma need that cocaine and lsd

[@samarvora7185]

" _Huh?_ "

[@sjtv6565]

@@hantzcoconut1882 Ok Google, what is humor

[@FOGGYFOO]

MATT DAMON

[@Xasperato]

Such a good fucking movie.

[@CJBlanda]

How did l miss this fine film when it was in the Cinema? It looks like another 'The Third Man' one of my favourite international film ever made.

[@qaskas]

That dwarf looks like Matt Damon

[@JamesCarmichael]

The Dwarf Supremacy

[@s.g.7572]

Holy shit

[@Itsjustmyselfsoitis]

lol right enough, he does alright

[@Hals]

Cannot unsee it

[@JoseDelgado-id3el]

The Dwarfian", "Saving private Dwarf", "Good Dwarf hunting", "The informdwarf", "The talented Mr. Dwarf"

[@wowflower]

this movie ages like wine. it seriously gets funnier. and funnier. and darker. and funnier!!!

[@zimzimma5688]

Ye I had a particularly funny glass of wine the other night but then things got a bit dark.

[@sovaine]

Brilliant film, unbelievable acting, fantastic satire.

[@mr.drybones]

Why didn't you wave hello to me when I waved hello to you today?... It's these kind of things I love this movie for!😆

[@OaksArm]

Kudos to the creative team for being so subtle in their disdain for America.

[@stephencronin1080]

It really makes the depiction of Europe more accurate

[@OaksArm]

@Harold Paulle It’s sarcasm, my friend.

[@OaksArm]

@Dell Wright If by great you mean idiotic…

[@OaksArm]

@Harold Paulle I can’t disagree with that.

[@martinhowarth81]

One of my top 5 movies of all time

[@kirkdeluvio5702]

Awww wish I could visit Bruges someday!

[@stjepannekic3602]

3:38 just can't 😆😆 his "Eh?" Is just too much 😆😆

[@scatterthewinds3126]

This is such an underrated movie. What a work of art.

[@Ser_Arthur_Dayne]

"ONE GAY BEER, Please!!!" "Give us a Gram , then ..." "You two are *weird* ... Would you like some Cocaine??" 🤣😂😅🏴‍☠🏴‍☠🏴‍☠

[@celticlofts]

Try not to say anything too loud or crass... lol

[@denverbritto5606]

and then his fellow Irishman goes and starts tapping the midget in the head

[@rho008]

Just the 4 minutes of clip here alone gave some of best lines only Quentin Tarantino can think of. Just him explaining how his night went is a classic line. Great writing.

[@SchizoidPersonoid]

Amazing that Martin McDonagh managed to write lines that only Quentin Tarantino can think of.

[@EanestoB0rg9-s1h]

"Try not to say anything too loud or crass." 18 seconds after swearing at the bartender for nothing

[@thesouthernwoodsmanuk216]

I need to watch this movie again. great.

[@toffeelatte6042]

Not only did he smash 4 beers in 20 mins, he smashed 4 leffes, that is impressive.

[@Philmoscowitz]

Such an underrated movie!

[@alexstathopoulos165]

That has to be the funniest scene ever cast to celluloid, in fact the whole film is a masterpiece of movie making.

[@laika6661]

Fun fact: the actor playing Jimmy (Jordan Prentice) is actually Canadian. My dad knew him in university since they both went to school in Nova Scotia. Apparently Jordan was somewhat of a local legend among the drama/theatre crowd.

[@dinooldman6671]

And he played Howard the Duck.

[@TheArcher101]

Before this film even?

[@samdaniels2]

"You heet de Canadian"

[@DanButton89]

"Would you like some cocaine?". Fucking gets me everytime I hear it 😂

[@adamelam6385]

One of my favorite independent films. An absolute black comedy masterpiece.

[@Samuel_J_Russell]

Ken goes from culture vulture to necking beers one after the other and racking up lines of coke in a very short space of time. This film is so funny.

[@celticsole7542]

“Two gay beers please” 🤣😂🤣👌🏼

[@natronbetticus]

i enjoy the reference to "the time bandits" . great weird fun film

[@Elusive_Pete]

"Just horseshit" FUCKIN LOL!

[@mattymurdock7707]

Highly underrated film

[@davidcoleman757]

Love this movie. Harry's response to being offered dum-dum bullets...

[@jackthenarrator4735]

"I know I shouldn't...but I will."

[@WullyBeeUK]

I thought Colin Farrell was great in this film, he almost reminded me of Doyle in Father Ted with his silly faces and mannerisms. Hilarious.

[@Itsjustmyselfsoitis]

Mate check out a short Irish film called 'Six Shooter', only about 30 min long. Its loosely what they based this movie on. Gleeson is in it. Bit of a morbid comedy but its good.

[@alastairbeaumont9578]

Doyle? As in MRS Doyle? Or Dougal?

[@Kelly14UK]

@@alastairbeaumont9578 Oh go on, go on, go on! Does that answer your question for you?

[@stephen3654]

@@Itsjustmyselfsoitis Just watched it thanks for the recommendation, very good, the reluctant trolly dolly is Gleesons son in real life.

[@harryburrows2112]

This is a really accurate depiction of what cocaine does.

[@bepinkfloyd814]

Indeed

[@james9311]

Give us a gram then

[@allanlomas5133]

This movie is perfect imo

[@KlassicKolt5612]

"IfIcollapseanyminutepleaseremembertotellthedoctorsthatitmighthavesomethingtodowiththecoke!" LOL 😆

[@megastack95]

Brendan Gleeson pointing at the glass and kinda grunting for a refill always makes me laugh

[@Downzy2019]

"One gay beer please" haha

[@brettpevats3537]

I love how it cuts to him naming dwarfs that topped themselves

[@Satyr910]

hahaha i forgot how great this movie is! xD

[@gaz4840]

if you watch the extras, all the swear words from the film are edited together and its awesome

[@andohish27]

This is actually a really good movie I love the dialogue

[@bkkvilla]

One of the greatest films ever made.

[@Kelly14UK]

Sir Winston Churchill and Alexander The Great in the same film. Nice. 😀

[@TheGrimmCommoner]

I think you mean The Guard and The Coach.

[@zeeshank16]

"One gay beer please" priceless

[@georgeknox1822]

I can’t stop watching this movie... it’s as addictive as the coke

[@SomeBodyIUsedToKnow8]

“Brothels are good” lmao

[@erikfreitas7093]

Expert-level sarcasm right there haha

[@jeanhalliday4646]

Great movie

[@northernbrother1258]

Colin Farrell's Irish accent is spot on!

[@whyisntitpossible404]

That might be because he's Irish

[@JM-qv7fe]

Lol this comment is funny

[@tonyrandall3146]

And he did indeed say crass things.. More subtle foreshadowing

[@MrFTW733]

Next time i go to Europe, i'm gonna ask a beer like "One gay beer please!"

[@StephNuggs]

German beer will make you think twice about the word gay

[@cjhere2224]

@@StephNuggs been threre...no disrespect but BS.

[@emmanuela7528]

Crushing four Belgian beers in twenty minutes is remarkable. Belgian beer goes hard.

[@josephsalmonte4995]

"I'll have a gay beer please" 😂

[@cjhere2224]

Time Bandits was a good movie.

[@simonablett8613]

Good film.

[@speedoy2k]

I love the bit where he offers the midget some Charlie then Ken comes into shot with eyes like snooker balls lol

[@tomsellars6110]

Ben Stanbridge you still alive ?

[@SeigeCJ]

3:40 after what she said..... His face is a picture! xD

[@isengrim99]

*Really* good movie.

[@gieglinglove]

This is important.

[@jackominty3633]

We see the 4th beer is not a full glass, next shot - it's magically a full glass.

[@youvebeengreeked]

*”You two are weird… would you like some cocaine?”* *FCKN LOL*

[@attackpatterndelta8949]

There’s isn’t a single part of this film that isn’t pure genius. “It’s an inanimate fucking object.” “YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!” “I’m sorry I called you an inanimate fucking object.”

[@Psycho-Complex]

"I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today.."

[@martinjames6431]

The beer he puts down is different to the one Ken picks up half a second later

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

Instant classic.

[@fantarum]

a small glass of beer, being irish we get our pints of beer so its unusual for irish men to drink a glass of beer hence they call it gay beer. Theres prop 3 of them glass in one pint

[@JayWelton92]

Except Belgian beer is a lot stronger than UK and Irish 4% beer. They have smaller glasses because it ranges usually around 8-12%

[@Itsjustmyselfsoitis]

Jamie Welton Doesn't matter, its still gay in a glass. Just drink less pints of 8-12%, no need to go gay

[@finnkdy]

Yay, but a half dozen pack sum punch.

[@Scoob505]

I wasn't expecting to laugh like a drunk viking when Colin Farrell said "One gay beer please" but I did. Does this say something about my heritage?

[@bard6184]

"One gay beer for my gay friend one normal beer for me because i am normal"

[@superhans4113]

No

[@dimbrightman]

How on earth does that say anything about your heritage?

[@bottle1lack743]

Haatchii yes u have doubts

[@nephastgweiz1022]

You're trying too hard to compare yourself to a viking. Vikings were cool, their modern heirs are not.