I tried the weirdest aggro deck in Standard

[@l33tminion]

Zodiac Glyph? Flinched Falcon? Someone's been reading The Saffron Olive Guide to Maximizing KZbin Engagement Through Strategic Mispronunciation!

[@_____kb]

😂

[@WhatxDxDxD]

Seems to be working :P

[@michaelburt9888]

Scumble to the temptation of strategic mispronunciation 😅

[@stevendefeo8424]

Think you are trying to be funny but failed extravagantly

[@_____kb]

@@stevendefeo8424At least 75 people disagree with you

[@Sinfamous81]

No cavern, no cavern, no cavern. FUUUUU!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! 😂

[@JordTheeNord]

As a mostly aggro player I can say with confidence that Cavern of Souls is one of the worst cards they added to Standard in a while. It's too much of a middle finger to counterspell decks.

[@AllstateManlove]

​@JordTheeNord without it though, control would be the only playable deck. I mean look now, aggro is basically dead in Bo3 without it, domain wouldn't exist as it does now. We hate the meta but when it's between having control and aggro instead of control only I'm choosing both instead of just control.

[@michaelboyer7253]

lol 😂 so good 😂

[@OfficialAaron]

Cavern of Souls is AIDS because of the exceptionally low opportunity cost. It’s just all the other very strong cards in Standard that keep it in check. The creature I really didn’t wanna have countered is already under Deep-Cavern Bat anyway. 😑

[@DefaultMii]

@@JordTheeNord As someone tired of having my wincons countered I disagree

[@Siffy5654]

At 8:30 the opponent actually misplayed and couldn't pay for the Itzquinth trigger with how they tapped

[@WalterBurn]

Always knew Zoetic Glyph would find a home somewhere when this set released. The animate artifact cards are pretty sick when they hit right.

[@איתיגלעדכהן]

What about the simic cauldron that sticks from ixalan?

[@WitnessedOne]

its the only card is this deck that makes it worth playing. completely pushed joke card

[@theycallmehodg89]

This new series of weird decks is pretty entertaining

[@sherius48]

thank you CGB, love you so much, good work as always

[@activityenjoyer]

love when blue white has a little aggro/tempo option. Not sure whether this is quite it though ....

[@issau9739]

Love these videos!

[@christopherhiggins4681]

I'm testing a similar idea in izzet

[@cooperveit9377]

New rule. When you quit, I also quit watching. Lame.

[@sumsoftime2248]

Wow haha

[@jorgemartins8157]

This video was released only 7 minutes ago, but already tested the deck and went 1-10.

[@Lukeor]

I went 19-29 just now to verify.

[@giantpizzafish]

I went 78π-137e^-42. And I'll be honest, I don't know if that's good or bad.

[@patrickhiroshi27]

5/14 for me

[@Senodvor]

Did you try mono red aggro?

[@KoDoG06]

yea , whenever dan releases a video i quickly play a deck that counters it because i know all the n00b plebs are crafting and playing it thinking its god gift in ranked, ez mythic😂😂

[@nicholauskoesters9782]

I was Tendies. Founding the Third Path forces you to exile, no choice. Big sad moment especially not knowing I had TWO make disappears coming my way before turn 6. Then, I hesitated on Jace bc another Glyph (or case activation) + Get Lost was game over (with an untapped land), unless I threw down Tempest Hart to chump. But as CGB says…make ‘em have it. Great game CGB. Thrilled to make the video after watching your videos daily for the past 2 yrs.

[@Joseph125]

This deck seems like an absolute nightmare to pilot. I’m not convinced every play you make in this video was correct, but there was good rationale behind everything. It’s an aggro deck that you really need to think about. I like it.

[@MetalHev]

A real person at wotc thought control in standard was too good, so aggro needed a cavern reprint. Think about that.

[@Red_Mag3]

A real person should have made the call to errata Cavern into a Cave

[@pietapizza1]

control IS too good, but aggro is better

[@devinanni8117]

Control is pretty strong in bo3

[@MetalHev]

@@pietapizza1 good compared to what? Most of the meta is aggro. Midrange is pretty much the natural predator of control, and ramp gets clowned by control from the time walking on two legs became a trend.

[@MineRoyale.]

​@@MetalHevYou've got it wrong--- traditionally midrange loses to control, which loses to aggro, which loses to midrange. Right now Temporary Lockdown gives control a strong out vs aggro, so its very popular.

[@Z3R0SAMA]

Hahahaha I felt that in my soul when the opponent played the cavern . Instant scoop in my book to especially when you have 2 counters in hand.😅 I have definitely been there.

[@funguslore]

Zodiac Glyph is indeed an amazing card...🤓

[@jaycharbonneau3085]

It's no case of the flinched falcon...

[@chrisbrandon9309]

All us non control mages rejoice at the cavern quit

[@josh-mf7lt]

That combo deck is so absurdly hard to beat with a creature deck unless you play mono red. I genuinely hate it because I'd love to play literally ANY other aggro without red in it and that one deck just plows you so hard.

[@yoyoguy1st]

Are you talking about the squirming emergence deck? I don’t think playing red is the issue, it’s a cheeky BO1 thing and also a lot of variance with what they mill and such.

[@josh-mf7lt]

@@yoyoguy1st yeah just the whole reenact the crime, squirm, and the big collect evidence cast everything in your deck guy. The only time I beat that deck is if I have tons of counter spells, a graveyard hate deck, or I get absurdly stupidly lucky. But I'd say I've lost to it probably over ten times and only beat it like three. It just feels bad to play against with the decks I like to play because it's like the combo version of mono red, either they kill you on turn three or four or you win.

[@gyrasolune5436]

cgb i thought you were stronger than concede at a cavern

[@MrFruxion]

This the new reality unfortunately. Advertising is more important today than real chalenge.

[@RyanLangmuir]

I dont see a dinosaur? No questions?

[@konithomimo]

I think he is referring to the part that it's making 7/6s on turn 3

[@i3umfunk]

tell me you didn't watch the whole video without telling me you didn't watch the whole video

[@Gamer_59.S3]

cgb lost his mind dying to aggro

[@Gaze_Hound]

I’ve been really enjoying the members content looking forward to learning more planning on coming back to the arena for the next set

[@josephgabel234]

How did you comment one day ago when the video is 5 hours old

[@Gaze_Hound]

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@carterbeamish6612]

I love watching a control mage salty quit. Sorry CGB

[@DefaultMii]

lots of salty control mages in the comments too, personally I love cavern of souls

[@Red_Mag3]

Founding ALWAYS exiles an instant or sorcery on chapter 3, it's not a may ability. Good tech is if you have proliferates, getting them to chapter 3 when they don't have the open mana.

[@mikeyj.philly]

I got to #54 mythic by throwing 26+ removal spells, 4 Sheoldreds and a couple breaches into a deck. Its so sad what these people did to MTG

[@alexwoodbury8484]

This is basically the ashlizzle deck i crafted right as boros poppped off and i havent touched it since 😢

[@Squillard-fr8xw]

Some loser on timeless keeps remaking all your decks lol, i will watch a video and then be surprised how many copy cats there are. Gladly they all lost but 1. also i noticed you had the 2 rare lands and one common land and 3 creatures combo which is MTG Arena helping you win the first match

[@jojodelacroix]

Not vibing with the emperor here. I'd probably run more coats. Also might as well run get lost. It's aggro. You're not going to have access to your counter often enough. Get lost gives you at more reliable interaction.

[@stevendefeo8424]

Thumbnail said Dino’s but blue. Looks like CGB owns king of clickbait

[@jasondart2584]

1. No More Lies 2. SURGE ENGINE! 😁 Love, Tolarian Lotus

[@firesmoker]

fun fact. "hamuda" means "cute" (for girls) in Hebrew.

[@jgray2718]

I'm sorry, what kind of Glyph was that? And which Case?

[@MultiWaveWave]

Hamuda in Hebrew is “cute” for She 😅

[@pheenix9454]

Your ingame sounds are much too loud... 🫨

[@ZeRedSpy]

It’s like Simic cookies but Azorious!

[@smileygoldfish]

18:06 I wish it was no more lies 😞

[@mylesdessi6490]

Where are the dinos? Dinos but blue??

[@odststalker5117]

another day, another chance for people to not read founding of the 3rd path before playing it

[@Basoosh]

Founding forces the exile, its not a choice. Squirming was their only spell in the GY

[@p22caroj]

The mythical cavern should be banned. Has no sense...

[@DefaultMii]

no it shouldnt lol, its a great reprint for how oppressive control has been

[@justinshaddix2775]

Cavern of Souls :/

[@seanknapp1271]

Delney + Portal to Phyrexia, bring it back with Abuelo's Awakening for a Portal with 2 sac and upkeep triggers.

[@Flyingmonkeyrat89325]

Use officious interrogation next time as a way to generate clues on your opponents turn at instant speed for every creature on the battlefield.

[@jaycharbonneau3085]

Zoetic glyph, not zodiac glyph, right? Also, case of the filched falcon, not the flinched falcon, yes?

[@adamgreen6051]

!

[@trevorp875]

Work in some gingerbrutes! 5/4 unblockables!

[@yejifanboy1981]

Could you try mono black control again with Chimril??

[@Say_Tin]

losing my mind over "Case of the Flinched Falcon"

[@moralnexus]

I've been playing a similar deck, but with the white creature that makes a bad on ETB and when it dies -- a solid way to keep the pressure on

[@Erictraiven]

Lol the dino deck actually tapped wrong and could not use the itzquinth ability

[@davidpurcell9497]

Is it Flinched or Filched? Salsa or Seltzer? 😂

[@oscarguzman3017]

Spyglass Siren is NOT trashy, Dan! 😡

[@mathieujaillet5996]

I think this deck is even worse than the Simic from yesterday

[@psteels]

Cool, the CARD THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING THIS IS NOT A CLICKBAIT (was played once and never mentionned again) NO QUESTIONS !!! A 1-of tho....

[@TrophyGuide101]

Cool deck but what is blue Dino about it?

[@boobox2000]

Playing UW agro and scoops when someone drops a Cavern of Souls. You're not playing control, my dude.

[@scottsheaf6055]

Zoetic not Zodiac :)

[@canis39]

Looking for someone to make a deck with Case of the Ransacked Lab!

[@abardnamedspoony]

Case of the Ransacked Lab is one of my favourite cases, and it's stupid fun and over the top in a Dimir shell; though I will say sometimes there is such a thing as drawing too much lol.

[@Dude-eh8qi]

Good ol zodiac glyph

[@Dude-eh8qi]

I remember the times when it solved the case of the flinched falcon 😂

[@Dude-eh8qi]

Love the content btw :)

[@charlesjames5486]

Desperate for content yet again... anyone remember this dude making 7 different yorion decks in one week? Including mono red yorion lmfaooo

[@shiftygypsy89migh41]

Goldfish already played this like a week ago for the most part... and it wasnt great also.

[@coycen]

but.. why would anyone want to play a blue white dino deck when the actual dini deck has green in it? THE BEST COLOR ALONG WITH BLACK?!

[@silphonym]

The founding trigger isn't a may ability, so they had to ecile the squirming emergence.

[@Asiis]

This is not the meta for aggro. Or midrange, now that I think about it

[@3N3MYKN1GHT]

dino go BLUE!?

[@kaliljanan]

thanks i hate it

[@joseftrubacek8327]

u

[@Meowmeow.age.6]

Cut dusk, cut warden, cut wandering emp, cut schooner, steel seraph can be cut to an uncommon artifact that does the same thing but only 3 times. Put in fading hope, more case, the other turn into artifact enchant 4/4 draw 2 discard 1, throw in the artifact that gets bigger whenever you play noncreature spells since it flies and hits hard. Now you have a deck that is cheaper and better.

[@DefaultMii]

ok

[@chriselston570]

Good shout on the Levitating Statue - tried Mightstone's Animation but it's only the Alchemy version that draws 2/discards 1 - normal version is a bit inferior and found it wasn't worth the 4 mana investment. Found Schooner and Warden were still helpful to make use of the tokens and cheap creatures early-game. Fun deck to play.

[@tyborgmaster]

Day 52 asking for Covert Go Beard