PARACHUTING OFF THE ROOF

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Cow Chop

Cow Chop

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@focusseven5389
@focusseven5389 7 жыл бұрын
"I didn't think this far ahead" is obviously Aleks' life motto.
@jimmy_ink
@jimmy_ink 7 жыл бұрын
Focus Seven and "I never thought about that" is Joe's xD
@julesdav7941
@julesdav7941 7 жыл бұрын
I'd say "I'll see it when I believe it" would have to be Joe's.
@jimmy_ink
@jimmy_ink 7 жыл бұрын
Julesdav xD that's a good one too
@Mysticfateee
@Mysticfateee 7 жыл бұрын
Sounds exactly like what happened in their last amazon videos...
@jager2257
@jager2257 3 жыл бұрын
i thought cowchop would be a thing this far ahead, but i guess i was wrong
@JohnDanielTorrance
@JohnDanielTorrance 7 жыл бұрын
13:42 RIP Jakob 2017-1958. Good night sweet prince.
@domiNATEion
@domiNATEion 7 жыл бұрын
JohnDanielTorrance I have a feeling he was just pranking him back
@oooooooooooooooooooooooooo537
@oooooooooooooooooooooooooo537 6 жыл бұрын
bro that was the loudest ive laughed in a while
@jxstyy9844
@jxstyy9844 7 жыл бұрын
Aleks still gets so PISSED over the Marshal face LMAO
@kaiwei1111
@kaiwei1111 7 жыл бұрын
Never forget the mural
@GrumpoDaggles
@GrumpoDaggles 7 жыл бұрын
Apprehensive TRIGGERED
@mstf7967
@mstf7967 7 жыл бұрын
That's a spicy meme right there.
@efnarios
@efnarios 7 жыл бұрын
The face that inspired a generation!
@zzzz9864
@zzzz9864 7 жыл бұрын
Apprehensive The moment of realization was just an angered gasp and a shake of his head.
@Maxpowers224444
@Maxpowers224444 7 жыл бұрын
The fire was planned to show off how effective the Roomba is. If it can clean up after Cow Chop, it can clean up after you. The ultimate product placement. Well played Aleks... Well played.
@DerWaidmann_
@DerWaidmann_ 5 жыл бұрын
That Roomba didn't do shit lol
@rap1df1r3abl3
@rap1df1r3abl3 7 жыл бұрын
James never fails to return to his roots with the most embarrassing and wholesome memes
@vinnylembo7355
@vinnylembo7355 7 жыл бұрын
rap1df1r3abl3 is that meme of aleks?
@slaterisdead1757
@slaterisdead1757 7 жыл бұрын
M0neyshot JEESUS Yes
@DatMudkipify
@DatMudkipify 7 жыл бұрын
Its a meme from the golden age of the Creatures.
@dmw2579
@dmw2579 7 жыл бұрын
Datmudkipify | Gaming Whomst?
@zzzz9864
@zzzz9864 7 жыл бұрын
rap1df1r3abl3 It's all for Aleks.
@CagunTV
@CagunTV 7 жыл бұрын
no one is talking about the death at the end of the video
@jonahhex3286
@jonahhex3286 7 жыл бұрын
That was an homage to Jacob's Ladder.
@robertpereida4087
@robertpereida4087 7 жыл бұрын
Mad you guys won that cache game....
@bodybagz4you283
@bodybagz4you283 7 жыл бұрын
*ba dum tss*
@Gakulon
@Gakulon 7 жыл бұрын
Jonah Hex I don't see how that relates at all to the Rush song
@IAmHoTSHoTzz
@IAmHoTSHoTzz 7 жыл бұрын
Yea, but who the fuck lets go of a ladder?
@slaycide
@slaycide 7 жыл бұрын
Bret went out of town for a week heres the list of what happened 1. Warehouse almost burned completely 2.Joe tried to save the cowchop coach by splashing water on james 3.the whole staff played on the roof like a bunch of un supervised children 4.aleks shot half of the cowchop staff with a salt gun 5.aleks still hasn't posted a ImmortalHD video yet 6.Jacob fell off a ladder 7.they got a roombot that fucking sucks .......so for it was a pretty Content worthy week
@NorthstarUK
@NorthstarUK 7 жыл бұрын
6.Jakob fell off a ladder
@frida_drida
@frida_drida 7 жыл бұрын
7. Aleks trespassing on the roofs
@maki7021
@maki7021 7 жыл бұрын
8. They stole and ate their neighbors' fruits.
@jpmilliman2107
@jpmilliman2107 7 жыл бұрын
9. Brett literally imploded after hearing all this
@FancyHorseMan
@FancyHorseMan 7 жыл бұрын
10. everyone died in another fire.
@strawbunny99
@strawbunny99 7 жыл бұрын
Brett's reaction better be filmed
@ThatCreeNative1
@ThatCreeNative1 7 жыл бұрын
chinese
@Myrrheus
@Myrrheus 7 жыл бұрын
He tweeted about it
@Tmccreight25Gaming
@Tmccreight25Gaming 7 жыл бұрын
Brett's reaction: Nuclear warhead meets Tornado meets Earthquake Meets Tsunami meets another Tornado
@greenskyy10
@greenskyy10 7 жыл бұрын
12:41 Lindsay being the mom of cow chop.
@user-cl4iu5ky7s
@user-cl4iu5ky7s 7 жыл бұрын
greenskyy momchop
@hulksmash9903
@hulksmash9903 7 жыл бұрын
Her motherhood comes out when she is with them
@ryanbartley3152
@ryanbartley3152 7 жыл бұрын
Z
@greenskyy10
@greenskyy10 7 жыл бұрын
Mohammed Uddin aleks is the rebellious lesbian
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 7 жыл бұрын
onyxandluna Here's praying it doesn't turn out like last time...
@FirstCrimson
@FirstCrimson 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or Jacob is an amazing addition to Cowchop?
@jf3952
@jf3952 7 жыл бұрын
Nah he shit
@lazyjoey224
@lazyjoey224 7 жыл бұрын
he is good
@enzoidd
@enzoidd 7 жыл бұрын
CrimsonWingzz the funny part is he isn't even a part of cow chop lol he's just James' editor
@TheUnoriginal2394
@TheUnoriginal2394 7 жыл бұрын
*was He clearly died at the end.
@RepentanceAMV
@RepentanceAMV 3 жыл бұрын
Jacob's the best
@zurielontiveros704
@zurielontiveros704 7 жыл бұрын
Marshall still lives
@dankusmemus519
@dankusmemus519 7 жыл бұрын
Zuriel Ontiveros the legend shall never die
@sircartier4422
@sircartier4422 7 жыл бұрын
Zuriel Ontiveros even after the creatures
@randomperson20
@randomperson20 7 жыл бұрын
Gods don't die
@skag1881
@skag1881 7 жыл бұрын
He will never die.
@vitunnormaalifagotti2765
@vitunnormaalifagotti2765 7 жыл бұрын
Such an amazing picture such as that is worth more than a thousand words. It is worth god status.
@JulMarley
@JulMarley 7 жыл бұрын
Possible CCTV location: rooftop
@jlzer0YT
@jlzer0YT 7 жыл бұрын
sadlex hoops I was just thinking that
@seppukuoverlord2580
@seppukuoverlord2580 7 жыл бұрын
sadlex hoops same
@zzzz9864
@zzzz9864 7 жыл бұрын
sadlex hoops Good idea! In case of fire, the fucks won't burn much down up there.
@maibenmoogle931
@maibenmoogle931 7 жыл бұрын
its been confirmed that the next cctv is gonna be on a roof top just not theirs
@scxtty5746
@scxtty5746 7 жыл бұрын
lol I commented the same thing before you did hahaha
@GiblertBorn
@GiblertBorn 7 жыл бұрын
Last time on cow chop Aleks burned half of the set just another day at work.
@warphotographer3685
@warphotographer3685 7 жыл бұрын
I wish I could clean up ash from a fire with a Deebot.
@mlgbotgamer8200
@mlgbotgamer8200 7 жыл бұрын
Sean Ocga does it matter if he gets his name wrong
@pyromaniacaleks6855
@pyromaniacaleks6855 7 жыл бұрын
it was required
@CrowsCemetery
@CrowsCemetery 7 жыл бұрын
GiblertBorn mmm
@GiblertBorn
@GiblertBorn 7 жыл бұрын
Sean Ocga thanks.
@laney6076
@laney6076 7 жыл бұрын
Every time James starts out a video with "Kay, so" I keep hearing "Queso."
@KingGayCockroach
@KingGayCockroach 7 жыл бұрын
Wow what a surprise because they AREN'T the EXACT SAME sounds, at all.
@BinBoggled
@BinBoggled 6 жыл бұрын
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@thomhawkofficial
@thomhawkofficial 7 жыл бұрын
Jakob at the end fucked me up worse than sugar pine 7 ever could.
@hectorcaban6225
@hectorcaban6225 7 жыл бұрын
thomhawkofficial jakob's death was more traumatic than parker's
@Graceiemaeee
@Graceiemaeee 7 жыл бұрын
RIP Jakob, Aleks' career, the couch, Brett's sanity, and their lungs.
@TheonlyRJ43
@TheonlyRJ43 7 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does joe make that 10/10 cat noise??
@bex--
@bex-- 7 жыл бұрын
He has a cat maybe? I can do one pretty well from imitating my cat.
@zwarteklaas
@zwarteklaas 7 жыл бұрын
He does a good hot diggety dog impression for dern sure too.
@zwarteklaas
@zwarteklaas 7 жыл бұрын
Wait wut.
@kinggeedorah9833
@kinggeedorah9833 7 жыл бұрын
zwarteklaas Woah, what the brown did you just do?
@thesweatbaron8443
@thesweatbaron8443 7 жыл бұрын
Gashnerbit
@AshleyRobles
@AshleyRobles 7 жыл бұрын
All of my maternal instincts kicked in when Aleks started that fire and honestly if I lived in LA I'd volunteer to to set up more safety equipment around the warehouse and to watch the children whenever Brett leaves.
@guadalupe6770
@guadalupe6770 7 жыл бұрын
"Its always nice when you find out a company that you thought was dead is still alive" Me everytime I remember ImmortalHD then watch a cow chop video with Aleks in it
@zzzz9864
@zzzz9864 7 жыл бұрын
The absolute worry of BRETT finding out was hilarious.
@FluFFY13G
@FluFFY13G 7 жыл бұрын
10:17 North Korea's missile launch test
@Scorpiojoe24
@Scorpiojoe24 7 жыл бұрын
Remember when Aleks almost burned the warehouse down
@randomperson20
@randomperson20 7 жыл бұрын
"Just an average week"
@FentyMixx
@FentyMixx 7 жыл бұрын
Remember when Aleks still uploaded? Me neither.
@pyromaniacaleks6073
@pyromaniacaleks6073 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah i remember that, almost got away with it too, if it wasnt for those meddling kids.
@Buttersaucee3
@Buttersaucee3 7 жыл бұрын
Argon12345 reminds me of that time Dunky beat sky in smash
@Insanewonka714
@Insanewonka714 7 жыл бұрын
How did this get over 300 likes????
@BeaTDowNcK
@BeaTDowNcK 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit...Jakob got pranked
@youtubeuser84848
@youtubeuser84848 7 жыл бұрын
he got fucking nae naed
@rayton8357
@rayton8357 7 жыл бұрын
YOU WOULDNT SHOOT A GUY WITH GLASSES WOULD YOU?
@nickandbarry1777
@nickandbarry1777 7 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't burn a toast with glasses would you!?
@P4Z3X
@P4Z3X 7 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't shoot glasses with a guy would you?!
@bodybagz4you283
@bodybagz4you283 7 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't steal a house
@zeckples
@zeckples 7 жыл бұрын
you would think Anna would be more mom like but shes more like the "Do whatever the fuck you want" dad EDIT: I guess Lindsay... if thats how you spell it, is more like the mom of the group
@raidho5433
@raidho5433 7 жыл бұрын
Anna's the edgy disinterested teenage daughter
@AberMEXAMERICAN
@AberMEXAMERICAN 7 жыл бұрын
A Plus Ultra Villain she kinda got cake
@Eira_
@Eira_ 7 жыл бұрын
"No don't put that in your mouth" **slaps it out of Jacob's hand** yep definitely mom
@jordanbriggs2349
@jordanbriggs2349 7 жыл бұрын
immortalhd was replaced by evil blonde Aleks who slowly trying to kill cow chop and the original immortalhd youtube career #save immortalhd
@mac203782
@mac203782 7 жыл бұрын
Inb4 Evil Aleks accounts
@lostitem
@lostitem 7 жыл бұрын
jordan briggs No Aleks is just a pyromaniac, or a moron. Possibly both.
@bubble.mp4
@bubble.mp4 7 жыл бұрын
Pyromaniac Aleks both
@candidXmoos
@candidXmoos 7 жыл бұрын
i like new alekszh better...hes funnier
@polishjew8810
@polishjew8810 7 жыл бұрын
jordan briggs greatest conspiracy theory ever
@marsthephrog
@marsthephrog 7 жыл бұрын
Lindsay and Brett are literally the reason they haven't gotten arrested yet. YET.
@greenskyy10
@greenskyy10 7 жыл бұрын
You guys better have fire extinguishers now.
@Xxiluv23xx
@Xxiluv23xx 7 жыл бұрын
greenskyy No those are for pussies
@najiv
@najiv 7 жыл бұрын
bretts gonna tear them all new assholes if they dont
@greenskyy10
@greenskyy10 7 жыл бұрын
I get more likes on youtube than i do on any other social media about my real life :(
@ZchinoZ94
@ZchinoZ94 7 жыл бұрын
Knowing them, they'll probably use the fire extinguishers for a bit and end up either having to order more or use it to the last drop, so when a fire breaks out again it does a little *poof*.
@Wimp_Lo_
@Wimp_Lo_ 7 жыл бұрын
All they're going to do is start spraying each other with them now.
@Wismic
@Wismic 7 жыл бұрын
James will NEVER let Aleks live that picture down holy shit.. XD
@focusseven5389
@focusseven5389 7 жыл бұрын
Is that piece of toast why Aleks almost burnt down the office?
@TacticalBe
@TacticalBe 7 жыл бұрын
Watches 30 seconds of video too find something useful for a comment so it's original. Succeeds.
@SecretsTaken
@SecretsTaken 7 жыл бұрын
Yes
@morgue01
@morgue01 7 жыл бұрын
damn dude
@lostitem
@lostitem 7 жыл бұрын
Pyromaniac Aleks Oh you fucker...
@KKYY12
@KKYY12 7 жыл бұрын
Toast Aleks seriously too many aleks
@cubed_youtube
@cubed_youtube 7 жыл бұрын
i fuckin love jacob
@greenskyy10
@greenskyy10 7 жыл бұрын
Rip jakob
@zzzz9864
@zzzz9864 7 жыл бұрын
A new species has arisen from the depths of absolute fucking chaos.
@papaloreto4959
@papaloreto4959 7 жыл бұрын
Jacob didn't have a parachute
@IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna
@IggyBiggyBoFiggyBannaFanna 7 жыл бұрын
Jacobs kinda cute, too bad he died.
@jamelsimpson8196
@jamelsimpson8196 7 жыл бұрын
1littleseba sometimes i think about if he has a big pussi tbh
@LordCuckoldacus
@LordCuckoldacus 7 жыл бұрын
maybe he does. That would explain his death, Trevor couldn't handle another big pussi boy in the office and he realised something had to be done. Someone needs to phone the police because we just found the motive
@jamelsimpson8196
@jamelsimpson8196 7 жыл бұрын
Actual embodiment of cancer You're a fucking sleuth detective dude.
@mrloading6827
@mrloading6827 7 жыл бұрын
Jakob reminds me of dec
@mrloading6827
@mrloading6827 7 жыл бұрын
Dex
@damianea103
@damianea103 7 жыл бұрын
they should have brought some ollos
@balsinefgreenman7834
@balsinefgreenman7834 7 жыл бұрын
damian103 They needed a lifetime supply of Ollos, but oh look no Ollos...now how will they move in style?
@treviegee2578
@treviegee2578 2 жыл бұрын
The Aleks face is still one of my favorite memes😂 its so damn funny I remember James mural at their house
@milandavid7223
@milandavid7223 7 жыл бұрын
I would be super uncomfortable sticking metal plates into toasters
@washyourhands
@washyourhands 7 жыл бұрын
do you know what a toaster is?
@milandavid7223
@milandavid7223 7 жыл бұрын
nope
@Slay1337pl
@Slay1337pl 7 жыл бұрын
All toasters toast toast!
@inuush
@inuush 7 жыл бұрын
Just like CDI Mario taught us
@Xerzi7
@Xerzi7 7 жыл бұрын
Milan David why?
@milandavid7223
@milandavid7223 7 жыл бұрын
soo Jacob died?
@McButters
@McButters 7 жыл бұрын
I S J A C O B O K A Y ?
@NorthstarUK
@NorthstarUK 7 жыл бұрын
No, look at the outro That's his arm
@mikesimpson9942
@mikesimpson9942 7 жыл бұрын
jakob*
@Sinekel
@Sinekel 7 жыл бұрын
alex*
@TFlat
@TFlat 7 жыл бұрын
alon*
@Sinekel
@Sinekel 7 жыл бұрын
you better edit it from aron to alon
@alfieboy952
@alfieboy952 7 жыл бұрын
I LIVE! I mean it through toast but gud enuf.
@98Dreadboy
@98Dreadboy 7 жыл бұрын
MARSHALL FACE IN A COWCHOP VIDEO THE UNIVERSES ARE FINALLY COLLIDING.
@MinimiMax
@MinimiMax 7 жыл бұрын
They have literally mentioned The Creatures on CCTV at this point.
@98Dreadboy
@98Dreadboy 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I like that they acknowledge creature memes and bits here and there.
@KungFuPancho
@KungFuPancho 7 жыл бұрын
On what episode they mention the creatures?
@tabbattheo
@tabbattheo 7 жыл бұрын
MinimiMax is the "who?" thing still going? If so, who?
@canucky76
@canucky76 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Puerto Rican. Didn't you know that? Not anymore really since the Creatures are officially dead. James and Aleks seem a little more open to reminiscing back to those days now too.
@Mugetsu_Gaming
@Mugetsu_Gaming 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Aleks picks it up and immediately throws it down because he knows what it is 😂😂😂😂
@CalebHimself
@CalebHimself 7 жыл бұрын
Lindsay slapping Jacob for eating that fruit off the tree was great
@zipzapzipzap6859
@zipzapzipzap6859 5 жыл бұрын
0:22 I wish I could say the same about Cow Chop next year.
@waynerooney6023
@waynerooney6023 7 жыл бұрын
Alex? Aleks? Immortalhd? Cow?
@greenskyy10
@greenskyy10 7 жыл бұрын
Make-A-Wish Aleks underrated youtuber
@shinopark
@shinopark 7 жыл бұрын
Metal Gear?
@morganmememachine466
@morganmememachine466 7 жыл бұрын
Dead?
@creamedaleks1781
@creamedaleks1781 7 жыл бұрын
Who?
@Vordt_
@Vordt_ 7 жыл бұрын
Psycho Mantis?
@darkbladesceptile5811
@darkbladesceptile5811 7 жыл бұрын
"I didn't think this far ahead" -Aleks Yeah, that was already a known fact when you started the fire
@MrVicePresident
@MrVicePresident 7 жыл бұрын
That has to be the greatest piece of toast I've ever seen.
@theknightaurora7365
@theknightaurora7365 7 жыл бұрын
13:02 We can see Kootra in his natural habitat.
@JCsoloPlays
@JCsoloPlays 7 жыл бұрын
A L R I G H T H E L L O
@morganmememachine466
@morganmememachine466 7 жыл бұрын
B E T T E R K N O W N A S I M M O R T A L H D
@333dae
@333dae 7 жыл бұрын
FuzzyBuns w e l C O M E b A C K
@tonyjamini
@tonyjamini 7 жыл бұрын
GUYS DO AN OLLO COMMERCIAL ON THE ROOFTOP
@kuhneegit
@kuhneegit 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that Marshall is back
@ultimateassasins63
@ultimateassasins63 7 жыл бұрын
Thank god that underrated KZbinr bought that Deebot in advance. Now they can hide the damage before Brett comes back.
@EliteForceYYC
@EliteForceYYC 7 жыл бұрын
I had a dream yesterday that Aleks posted a new Arma lll role play video. During the recording, I saw Aleks get raped by all the other Aleks accounts on KZbin and I just stood there doing nothing, out of all of this I realized that this wasn't just an ordinary dream, it was a sign. So Aleks... watch your back out there man
@EliteForceYYC
@EliteForceYYC 7 жыл бұрын
After this happened he screamed for James to help him but it was Pope Aleks who came and he indeed joined in with the other Aleks'
@kahzzoo7132
@kahzzoo7132 7 жыл бұрын
Damn, that was deep
@slaterisdead1757
@slaterisdead1757 7 жыл бұрын
Mega Chopsticks you forgot the part with the H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C B L O O D
@Matthew-4114
@Matthew-4114 7 жыл бұрын
Next CCTV better be on the roof !
@breakfastz6483
@breakfastz6483 7 жыл бұрын
Didn't think I'd see that meme again
@jpmilliman2107
@jpmilliman2107 7 жыл бұрын
Brett is gonna be upset bois
@joshbetraveling4eva
@joshbetraveling4eva 7 жыл бұрын
The toast that inspired a generation
@PhreakinPhilip
@PhreakinPhilip 7 жыл бұрын
Aleks is getting more resentful with each passing day. His channel started it all, while the toast sealed his fate to destroy all those who chastise him.
@joshbetraveling4eva
@joshbetraveling4eva 7 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the fucked up shit they'll do now that they've discovered they can go up to the roof
@york9600
@york9600 7 жыл бұрын
James you said to stop throwing the ice cream but you kept on throwing it!!
@980arsalan
@980arsalan 7 жыл бұрын
Nice vid
@kristenc.1736
@kristenc.1736 7 жыл бұрын
3:09 thats like the greatest view of Aleks he lookin cinematic lookin fresh dayum
@SamuelSamuelSamuel
@SamuelSamuelSamuel 7 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why Cow Chop isn't verified. Then I wondered why I was stupid for even wondering.
@funkdungus839
@funkdungus839 4 жыл бұрын
i love trevors aesthetique look in this..the glasses..the hair color.....the shirt....the vans
@bryanrich8899
@bryanrich8899 7 жыл бұрын
When Jacob and them were peeking over the ledge they kinda looked like the French from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
@iLightless
@iLightless 7 жыл бұрын
I love how James said that Brett specifically had to say "NO FIRES" because he knows how his kids are lol
@parkouraleks9398
@parkouraleks9398 7 жыл бұрын
PARKOUR!
@Trainens107
@Trainens107 7 жыл бұрын
Parkour Aleks omfg you made an account just for this video lmfao. Lol you win sir!!!.
@Dirtsoap
@Dirtsoap 7 жыл бұрын
Dude, there has to be one new on every video, AT LEAST haha you new around here?
@Trainens107
@Trainens107 7 жыл бұрын
Nicolas castillo-caron I know there is a new one for every video but this one made loose it.
@martinjez1
@martinjez1 7 жыл бұрын
That rumba was indeed a really good gift... Aleks probably set the fire off just so he could show its functionality...
@seaweedbeans
@seaweedbeans 7 жыл бұрын
Slash is really looking good these days
@Timbiscuit12
@Timbiscuit12 7 жыл бұрын
That high five at 6:32 is the first high five on this channel that hasn't been really awkward.
@rsjonm1999
@rsjonm1999 7 жыл бұрын
I'm getting a tattoo that says "I didn't think this far ahead"
@TacticalBe
@TacticalBe 7 жыл бұрын
This transition music is chill af.
@assnoot3538
@assnoot3538 7 жыл бұрын
*stops watching Cow Chop to watch Cow Chop*
@captainboders1181
@captainboders1181 7 жыл бұрын
M E T A
@captainboders1181
@captainboders1181 7 жыл бұрын
M E T A
@redvelvet5374
@redvelvet5374 7 жыл бұрын
M E T A
@mysteamgameplay
@mysteamgameplay 7 жыл бұрын
V O I D
@NorthstarUK
@NorthstarUK 7 жыл бұрын
Many of you out there probably believe fidget spinners are just a toy for kids. You don't know how fucking wrong you are. Fidget spinners were designed for elite athletes, CEOs, and arch-bishops. Kids merely adopted the spinning, we were born in it, moulded by it. I've dedicated my life to fidget spinners. I'm the only truly certified grand master of fidget spinners; 3 time defending world champion WWE belt holder of fidget spinning. So I believe I'm the only one truly qualified to tell you that fidget spinning is a man's sport, a man's man's sport. I was once a boy who became a man thanks to fidget spinning and also natural ageing. Do you wanna know the difference between me and a child? I'm 22 fucking years old, children are usually under 12 depending on what criteria you're gonna use to classify someone as a child so think about that shit next time you see me torpedoing down a slip-and-slide sailing at an atom splitting 68 miles per hour going straight into a fucking brick wall of manliness. How do I stay in top physical form becoming this athletic specimen that scientists can't even fully understand? Well it's all thanks to my work out and diet regimen now it'd make even LeBron James shit his pants. I wake up at 4 am everyday , I drink 3 raw eggs with the side of pancakes with nails sprinkled on top and also a glass of straight uranium, I then grab my favourite fidget spinner: the triple XL gold-plated 25 pound weighted Air-Cutter supreme-extreme maximum turbo overdrive spagooter with pump-action assault-grip as well as extended magazines and a silencer, I've even customised this bad boy with a laser dot sight with a green finish as well as further modifications including hydraulics, 3D printing capability as well as doubling as a fax machine. This is a gadget straight out of MI6, this is right brewed up from fucking Q laboratories- he used to make gadgets for 007 now he's making fidget spinners for me. Do you still think this is a fad for kids you fucking troglodyte? Well I guess if that's how you wanna spin this story, but for me I know the truth, I know that this game was made for men and I've mastered it. I live and breathe fidget spinning. So go ahead, play your boring traditional sports like football and baseball. I'll just be here like a diss-jockey spinning it. Hugh! Sorry about that, just had to dodge another vagina that was just tossed at me, it's not easy being the grand master of fidget spinning.
@gavindearden5651
@gavindearden5651 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not Weed Aleks
@epicplayer6224
@epicplayer6224 7 жыл бұрын
Aleks now has a direct connection to who makes his tracksuits.
@pabon3r
@pabon3r 7 жыл бұрын
can someone tell me where the hell is that song from 3:03 i cant find it anywhere
@jcr31593
@jcr31593 7 жыл бұрын
Even though the Creatures is dead, Aleks Face will never die
@SharpVCN
@SharpVCN 7 жыл бұрын
Rip Jakob
@Kawber
@Kawber 7 жыл бұрын
these videos are always getting better and better
@DisownedVT
@DisownedVT 7 жыл бұрын
Just sayin, I can't wait for someone at RT or AH to talk about how they actually set some of their set on fire :P
@schmogless6480
@schmogless6480 7 жыл бұрын
Joe:"How do I look" Aleks: "Make sure to keep the tag on" 😂
@gavin1476
@gavin1476 7 жыл бұрын
R.i.p juncoop dide frum fall
@pierrot148
@pierrot148 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, they found the rooftop access. This can only end well.
@skcmcpk
@skcmcpk 7 жыл бұрын
I wanna know what brett did once he found out about the fire
@ravioli178
@ravioli178 7 жыл бұрын
My fave sentence " its not that it happened, its that brett doesnt know it happened yet"
@cow6977
@cow6977 7 жыл бұрын
moo
@itsalexboi
@itsalexboi 7 жыл бұрын
cow chop aleks
@toamastar
@toamastar 7 жыл бұрын
Cow why did I laugh so much at this?
@thelegendaryone100
@thelegendaryone100 7 жыл бұрын
Cow moo means moo
@Eira_
@Eira_ 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my god someone actually did it
@youtubeuser84848
@youtubeuser84848 7 жыл бұрын
LMFAO BRUH RELATABLE
@tiffahhneeee
@tiffahhneeee 7 жыл бұрын
probably my fav behind the cowchop yet omg
@koalabear6539
@koalabear6539 7 жыл бұрын
Did Jacob actually fall at the end? Wtf.
@MrFailme
@MrFailme 7 жыл бұрын
0:16 James' reaction to thecreaturehub still being up after forming Cow Chop
@shockedaleks9645
@shockedaleks9645 7 жыл бұрын
Hello Cow Chop
@S1LENTNINJAZ
@S1LENTNINJAZ 7 жыл бұрын
Shocked Aleks Hello Aleks
@pyromaniacaleks6073
@pyromaniacaleks6073 7 жыл бұрын
Hello Aleks
@shockedaleks9645
@shockedaleks9645 7 жыл бұрын
Hello brothers!
@concernedaleks5830
@concernedaleks5830 7 жыл бұрын
[insert meme]
@Milesofgaming
@Milesofgaming 7 жыл бұрын
12:20 Trevor seems so excited lmao
@pitticallipip
@pitticallipip 7 жыл бұрын
Anybody know the song they use in the cut aways?
@galactusthedestroyer1111
@galactusthedestroyer1111 7 жыл бұрын
James knows whats gonna happen to them when brett gets back and finds out that aleks almost burnt down the whole set.
@sweatyuncle6992
@sweatyuncle6992 7 жыл бұрын
Was Jacob okay? I'm more concerned then a concerned Alex account
@CBJBLOVER1
@CBJBLOVER1 7 жыл бұрын
"Aleks, wanna go set a house on fire?" "Fuck yeah dude."
@marshalbowdrie386
@marshalbowdrie386 7 жыл бұрын
Look I'm on toast
@antoniotisci6619
@antoniotisci6619 7 жыл бұрын
"It's always good to see a company you thought was gone still alive." Yep. Yes it is good to see that.
@salmaansiddiqui5227
@salmaansiddiqui5227 7 жыл бұрын
What is the transition music called?
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