BUYING A $1000 MYSTERY BOX FROM EBAY

[@justinkelly7239]

They should just go to a storage place and do an auction to get someone’s storage locker and make a video about what they find

[@crumb6006]

Yeah, and it should be called something like Locker Wars, or Storage Battle

[@ugh5052]

Storage Showdown or Storage Standoff

[@DezmondtheRingmaster]

@@crumb6006 what if they really do show up on storage wars lol

[@zvrdoz4988]

That would make an awesome tv show

[@MrMrannoying]

They actually might make some money compared to this video

[@kevinlai9720]

Aleks went from CS Go lottery to buying random stuff off Ebay

[@metaomicron72]

Hey man, an addiction is an addiction lmao

[@BigRedd515]

Character development

[@emilyleaf9857]

Just sign the stuff and sell it on patreon, I call the shorts

[@jiggajuice]

Jackie Chan is an underrated actor

[@Telic]

honestly tho they could make their money back this way and almost use the series as a reselling front lol MONEY MONEY MONEYYYY LETS KEEP OUR BOYS EMPLOYED! lol

[@TheGardeinator]

Especially the Official "Whoa! that's a Let's Play!" commemorative plate.

[@__aceofspades]

One mans trash is another mans trash.

[@MALLGOTHZ]

I'll take the batman comic fr damn

[@Ashes1032]

the jean shorts and commemorative Grand Canyon plate were well worth the purchase.

[@CoolMoon]

12:20 I wasn't prepared for such an emotional tribute.

[@aussienick01]

PepeHands

[@TrippySkillets]

Aleks- "okay"

[@Mysticfateee]

Except Brett was the only one that cared 😅

[@Memmyrabilia]

None of us were

[@TheJakedasnake88]

what about 15:09 rip

[@chadleysims6815]

Cowchop Employees: “we don’t get paid enough” Also Cowchop: *buys 400$ mystery box*

[@Aliendude3799a]

they have a budget for what they can spend for the company, and with the loss of James, I'm sure they use the leftover paychecks that aren't going to be cashed to fund the company more

[@auringtail]

I see Aleks is trying to bankrupt cowchop with each passing upload.

[@Guess_I_Lose]

He's trying his best guys

[@bananabames8184]

they make like 10k a month from patreon alone, i dont think its possible

[@cynaidesrighttesticle2371]

16:17

[@trumpeter811]

@@bananabames8184 you know they pay all these people a salary.... and use that patreon money to do so...

[@bananabames8184]

@@trumpeter811 "month from patreon alone" Read nigga

[@iterativegrowth]

Alec's little reverse-somersault exit at the end before the logo-card was the best part of this video. Amazing.

[@ScoutXdude]

Brett’s maniacal laughter is absolutely hilarious.

[@darkbrisco]

After running out of doors, Brett has focused his attention on the obliteration of the 4th wall.

[@patrickcooney9000]

Alec with the sunglasses on and the baroque robe looks like he should be rapping with Yung Gravy

[@theninedivides6851]

16:17 you can see Brett's mental state just go out the window lol I love that laugh probably the hardest I've seen ya laugh in awhile man

[@Hackyzach5]

$5 for the baseball. $10 if you guys sign it. This deal won’t be around for long.

[@SmilesEdgeworth]

Judging by how much they're losing they'll probably need it lol

[@millkeee]

@@MC-ml3cn I'll do fifty lmao

[@marshayame]

I'll do $53.50 and a handy ;)

[@FrnechFrieLikePie]

At this point it feels like CowChop has become: How quickly can we blow the company budget before the channel dies? Aleks and Alec’s words not mine.

[@edmonddantes5749]

"Woah a real war medal!" "America wasn't even a country." Oh yeah that's true

[@SpinicFlux]

I like how Brett wasn’t phased by the gun but when he comes back with the knife he steps back 😂

[@RobertthePwninatr]

Loving the new season of Storage Wars: Ebay edition

[@jon33.3]

James leaving really made aleks come out of his shell.

[@gam3zilla631]

they just got the most expensive April fools joke played on them ever

[@Gurman360]

Aleks - "Apple has quality products". Alec takes charger - "... Yea those break a lot". *insert jackie chan wot face*

[@alexandermacgregor5021]

Man Brett with the Cp reference. This bout to get age restricted real quick

[@Guess_I_Lose]

This whole era boutta get age restricted

[@zero-dx7py]

What's wrong with the Cowchop Points? :^)

[@NotDabster]

Don't worry they just gotta blur his face all good

[@em_birch]

Oh, and those are daruma on those jorts. They have blank, white eyes when you get them, and you fill in one eye with a black pupil to represent a goal or wish. You then fill in the other eye once you've accomplished said thing. Pretty neat lil dolls.

[@Jex2112]

Ripped off?! Are you kidding me, those shorts are priceless!

[@dovikin456]

i think james had a Samsung, kicks box to the moon.

[@fatpaws]

I love james, but the chemistry is better now. Also Brett's laughter is contagious

[@beeeennnnnnn]

'Who puts cologne on their eyes?' fuckin lost it

[@RayFChung]

Great episode guys, really entertaining. I like these Ebay boxes more than the Amazon skids too since you got more out of these items than just breaking it. You guys are also killing me with those James jokes though. So sad yet so funny. Also Aleks if you wanna sell that baseball to the fans, have the rest of the Cowchop team sign on it. Even if its over all the old signatures LOL

[@BGRecon]

If cow chop signs it I'll buy it for 35 I still have my creature lanyard with everyone's signature on it.

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

Hm I see everyone embraced their inner self today when choosing their outfit. Albino, Asian and Homeless

[@mattkay3530]

Every so often you can see James peeking down from heaven (like at 1:58) to check on the state of Cow Chop. I'm sure he'd be proud.

[@youngdaron2643]

16:16 Brett laughing is one of my favorite parts of these videos.

[@paulgetsey]

Never knew that skipping ads kept a channel from getting that revenue, never skipping an ad again! Keep up the great content!!

[@obibwan5630]

Brett, “ I work here I don’t have any money”. Damn lol. I’m glad they’re able to joke about this man. I’ll support this Channel till the end

[@MrBBLADES]

"you know Jordan? He didn't play football, but what if he did?"

[@BIGJAMES026]

Box is basically worthless, this content is priceless! 🐮🔪❤

[@irox1999123]

about 30 min from Orlando dm for street justice

[@jameswarren756]

Same 😁

[@Ashley-ml4qe]

This episode was fantastic. The dead pan reactions were so good, amazing guys

[@felix_bordeaux]

‘Some where in south Florida go gators’ lmaoooooo

[@EnterStandman]

Lindsey's embezzlement was the highlight of this video.

[@donnabelrodriguez6413]

Ah ya see cow chop is for when your bored and you wanna watch random stuff on KZbin but theirs no good content to watch thank you cow chop keep it up👍

[@nesreencutie]

Aleks wearing those shorts had me dying laughing just like Brett!!

[@ghostisblack]

this was hilarious, when yall were laughing at aleks putting on thiose shorts lmao

[@ravenm1st]

Honestly I really like the idea of just a series of videos where like Aleks comes up with stupid schemes to make them money.

[@Safiabb7]

The progression of Brett’s insane laugh 😂😂😂

[@danielflanard8274]

Jean shorts over sweatpants is definitely an up and coming style.

[@clickbait9125]

I really want to buy the merch to support you guys but the shipping is $20 which doubles my basket price :(

[@em_birch]

Someone should return that war medal to that cat.

[@kyle317]

“James had a Samsung phone.” I felt that pain

[@Nilaytv]

I watched the ad at the end of the video because of felt bad for them 😂

[@OCTim212]

They gave these dudes an Army Achievement Medal. You literally get those for doing anything. I got one for cleaning out a big ass metal container that someone told me to do.

[@some-replies]

shiny make ape happy

[@ssjaken]

Alec had the right idea with that exit

[@samlandaker2188]

Yo shout out that shot glass from Monterey, CA! 831 represent!!

[@UltraPrimal]

11:31 It's an official Creatures war medal. Aleks should wear that one.

[@jefferymuffinsbobmarley6128]

LMAO he looks so good in those gucci glases

[@MagicRMZ]

Been working and on a twitch grind but glad to finally have a break and bing some cow chop vids i missed

[@UltraPrimal]

12:18 RIP Trevor. 😔

[@TheEmilylynn64]

I love to see the boys starting a new criminal enterprise! Keep up the good work :)

[@thomaspublio5009]

That Grand Canyon plate made all wasted money worth it

[@ItzRetz]

Go to a storage locker or lost luggage auction and try and get a good deal there, it'd make for a really interesting video and you might even make some (or a lot of) profit.

[@yeetoban]

Cow Chop Crew taking any chance they can get to reference James in the episode. Fucking hilarious.

[@SubparPanda]

short over sweatpants is THE look this season

[@ChromeShadow98]

I’m giggling at Brett’s passive-aggressive money jokes

[@mackburns8993]

Ooooh aleks with the unorthodox outfit grey and gray

[@TdescartesT]

when brett said we re gonna run outta money i laughed my ass off , then i remebered they will close shop quite soon.

[@Cobruz]

11:30 that award is the NAMP. nioce

[@kennyjensen1618]

I love Brett 😂 he just nonchalant

[@UltraPrimal]

12:41 I'll buy it! I'll buy it for $1! Maybe for a Toonie at the most. Which is a little more than 1 American dollar.

[@mamalugioverlord999]

Love you Brett with the Trevor throwback

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

Brett is a 10/10 CowChop member for that commemorative Grand Canyon plate.

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

But don't kick the VR, Aleks is desperate.

[@Brecornaut]

Yeah that spidey books are definitely from the 80's. It's worth of course varies on which issue, 1st issue is always like the best. If it's a reproduction it has almost no value compared to the original of course. It looks original, but talk to a professional, it's probably $20. I mean... I can take it off your hands.

[@SurfingCosmos]

“Aw fuck he’s got a knife dude” LMAO

[@erins4355]

Happy Birthday Cow Chop!

[@janepettibone4648]

thats really good. Ya’ll dont needa spend so much for content- we love everything u guys make

[@Guess_I_Lose]

I turned 21 this weekend, thank you guys I'm thanking you... for me turning 21...

[@oppositionforces5988]

I turned 20 this weekend :D

[@microwave_juice]

8:36 ......i just....

[@milehigh8637]

Wtff hahaha how do you guys make opening boxes so entertaining? I love it.

[@MrGrim]

I literally JUST bought that exact same trimmer kit

[@Juggalo-sn6lc]

if i ever go down some random alley some russian dude wearing metroid shorts is going to sneak up behind me telling me if i want a gift card for some bread rolls

[@alexanderbaker9960]

No joke I’ll buy those comics and/or them flashy Jorts

[@brownpowerranger66]

Omg I was dying when the jorts came out! This is the best

[@katelinwilsey2708]

Ribbons for uniforms are actually rather cheap. Medals however, are a lot more pricey. The first one would be very expensive to purchase the medal. The second one is a NAM- Navy Marine Corps achievement medal. Those get handed out like candy. So the ribbon and the medal are a lot cheaper.

[@stinkusdinkus9255]

This is like Storage wars if they just went through dumpsters instead of storage units

[@akirabellner8722]

never seen brett laugh this much

[@Fireballdestroyer124]

that "go gators" line was great

[@jailcatjones3250]

They need to get those cards looked at

[@muramasa24]

Comes with a charging cable, immediately pockets lmao

[@tookanarrowtotheknee9945]

0:20 sums up cowchop in a nutshell

[@poserdisposer654]

The Spider-Man comic is from 1988 and the most you could get for it would be around $20 or $25 if you find a collector

[@preston9163]

Cow Chop makes my day

[@frikoffmom]

When Brett gets new boots cow chop is officially over

[@Segimaru]

Brett's laugh is so goddamn precious .

[@MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP]

Alec is stylin with that cardigan coat thing 😍😍

[@MacAttack891898]

Maybe Alec’s shoes could have been worth more if he was wearing some Ollos

[@acali317]

I really hope these 3 find a way to stay together after their contracts end. They really do have good chemistry

[@ssstinkytheclown]

Brett finally goes insane

[@theotrevino9999]

Dude this doesn't fit me ... HAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I don't know why your laughing...

[@BP-ss4dq]

Those NBA cards would definitely be worth more than $1000 now

[@codynolette7395]

Even civilians getting NAMs before me

[@owainlloydd]

Please get to one of them places where you can buy peoples old storage bins, now that would be class

[@Captain1Planet]

Brett looked amazing with those glasses