THE YOUTUBERS RANT

[@nopenope7184]

*"That's how smart I am"* I almost choked to death laughing

[@EVEMASTER99]

+TheRealDiLoFlowTV you the real dillio

[@Leon14000]

I BACKTRACED YOUR BULLYING AND REPORTED IT TO THE CYBERPOLICE! It's literally Jessie Slaughter's dad again.

[@Cheezkrispies131]

There’s a mixture of depression and happiness that I get going back and watching these. Will always be my favorite KZbin channel. These guys were truly creative.

[@Torppey]

Agree with this. But I mostly feel good about watching Cow Chop still even in 2023. I'm glad I got to experience these videos when they first dropped

[@FaisalPlays]

best easter egg ever

[@fredman2640]

You know someone is smart af when they go "That's how smart I am". God i'd wish I was that smart.

[@TheStumpymanx]

lol that dude complains about fake accounts meanwhile Aleks has like 100 fake accounts alone

[@WhoKnowsJuno]

100? Do you know how many memays Aleksandr has?

[@TheStumpymanx]

King Hawke The number will never be countable, nor should it ever end

[@Silly1336]

They're all getting sued for stealing somebody's identittie

[@ghostroses777]

Who do u think you're talking to?

[@sammysorad]

Aleks has approximately 1,210,085 fake accounts.

[@HummaTV]

Daym. Rattata getting his ass beaten at the end

[@trey0823]

LOL

[@bighead3258]

LMFAO

[@jamez1313]

what's up uncle humma!

[@miniondaechir]

Hiya Humma! :D

[@ubergrahamstar]

HE GOT FUCKED UP BRUH

[@morganmariex]

Honestly Cow Chop needs to have at least 5 million subscribers by now, they have me dying every video 😂

[@x-uca7465]

Same, they're the funniest!

[@XxAeroxXable]

you are very pretty

[@crab2934]

Their channel is growing pretty quick, it's only a matter of time 👀

[@XxAeroxXable]

+CrazyHooligan ‍ hentai

[@morganmariex]

Thank you!

[@joshlemerond6105]

They should go exploring again, like how they went in the tunnels.

[@EYEGAIN]

+kevin13096 yep

[@joshlemerond6105]

Well I think they should still do it, I loved watching it.

[@rcloading7521]

"They"?

[@joshlemerond6105]

What are you talking about? How would that be related to the creatures? So did creatures create the activity to explore things?

[@KampferMann]

+kevin13096 Somebody clearly doesn't watch all of Cow Chops videos.

[@sindyangel2]

hey guys i am the guy from best of soser f4 thanks so much for reacting to our video

[@kasueli0]

I miss Cow Chop so much man

[@daftzilla]

Are u my fake gf???

[@Cheezkrispies131]

Same bro, at least Aleks seems to be alive again

[@christofermorecheese5709]

i might get seued

[@HurryUpWe_reDreaming]

lmao

[@bubrub5564]

I can smell you ;)

[@christofermorecheese5709]

+Lord Trippy I'm creeping around right now

[@bubrub5564]

Morgan Freeman But you cant see me

[@r-nine632]

Give us more!

[@watertower500d6]

So apparently this guy and his supposed "girlfriend" broke up since that video was made.

[@n00d13sandr1c3]

Holy crap, is Aleks immune to cringe?

[@Zeeboto]

Did you not see the Go PAX video?

[@n00d13sandr1c3]

Zeeboto Doing something cringey is one thing, but watching yourself do something cringey is a different beast entirely.

[@duelviper9871]

get something on his face or hair and he's one giant cringe

[@Cheese.9898]

Aleks IS the cringe.

[@KennyHedgehog]

Aleks himself is the cringe (I don't hate him or anything, this is actually my favorite channel)

[@krazieboi96]

It's about time. I've been waiting for another one of these. This is my favorite series on the entire channel lol.

[@clydelancaster2567]

James’s laugh at 9:36 is so wholesome I love it 😂

[@hilmyrs5210]

I love how they just laugh their ass of in this video.

[@hilmyrs5210]

The description :v

[@capt.sandyvagoo6619]

Yay, Indonesia!

[@Dab510]

I'm Malaysian & I understand that, minus the word 'tan'

[@capt.sandyvagoo6619]

+TheRealDiLoFlowTV ...the man, the myth, THE LEGEND. Oh fuck, dude.

[@diloflowtv9969]

I did a reaction to this if y'all wanna check it out :)

[@WodernWarfareTree]

Last time I was this early they thought the first plane was an accident.

[@cowchopreactions3257]

Nuts were the accident

[@creepyspaghetti4754]

***** Ho

[@rockomundo]

911

[@creepyspaghetti4754]

7/11 - Trump

[@duckymon1]

+NRS Nice strike 🎳🎳🎳

[@DatDaDatty]

THANKS WALMART

[@CowChop]

All thanks to Walmart

[@juicy1385]

+Cow Chop yup

[@alexpfs1]

kmart>walmart

[@niich5179]

Praise be the Jarl of Walmarthelm

[@Fukubi7]

+Cow Chop where's Kmart kid when you need him?

[@itsalexandria5052]

I've got to say that Aleks has been so much happier since leaving the creatures he always has a smile on his face and its really nice seeing him laugh a lot more.

[@B33fJerky123]

that fucking Keemstar easter egg fcukin christ hahaha

[@christyguy59]

If that guy has a girlfriend, does that means there's hope?

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

Dude, IS there??

[@christyguy59]

Paal Aaseng Stubbrud I bloody well hope so.

[@swinth4289]

No

[@EVEMASTER99]

There's hope if your a straight up thugg like him

[@hitlersmagicalcarpet5731]

His girl weighs more than a whale.

[@GitYerRatOut]

N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-PERSON OF COLOUR

[@Themuffinman488]

that technically is every race then

[@GitYerRatOut]

***** I know that and you know that but black lives matter activists don't know that

[@cowchopreactions3257]

Nuts Are Colored

[@Thalkor]

N-N-N-N-ALEX

[@HanzGutenburg]

General sam?

[@pitbullshark1]

What if they do some deep web exploring

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

Literally this

[@kruleb]

+Paal Aaseng Stubbrud KZbin isn't deep web. These are just cringe videos.

[@kruleb]

***** Paul said "literally this" meaning Cow Chop reacting to KZbin videos.

[@DETCREATURE]

That could either go really well or really bad

[@pitbullshark1]

I dont think thats what he meant but w/e

[@Strohza]

RIP James, he will be missed

[@Xerzi7]

Did the rant guy delete his channel i cant find it

[@VeryHydrated619]

yes.

[@VeryHydrated619]

He has a new channel.

[@bigdude1234]

+John Hancock yep

[@jockeedvardsson446]

i think its like diloflowtv or something

[@rafaelsantos3661]

he made a vid that he got mentioned in cow chop lol and he was damn proud of his vid

[@LunarBrony]

The guy ranting about his girlfriend is gonna be Aleks' next CS:GO overwatch case

[@alexismorrison1575]

You should react to the latest Creature videos :p

[@IgBtac0]

+Craigory G No fuck the creatures

[@AtTheFool]

Who?

[@d5142]

Oh god

[@QueenMiga]

Who?

[@brammoreels]

Who?

[@TeeterreteeT]

The guy on the bike was wearing a Cookie Monster shirt... I wish James noticed.

[@gnarlylasagna7464]

i saw that too.

[@Johden]

Aron definitely watched Cow Shrek. He probably made it.

[@sekri0940]

Please make more of this. I love the commentary in between the videos.

[@NoidedxHills]

Damn this is already nostalgic and it’s not even been that long

[@fives-_-3129]

True that

[@devinm_5711]

Still a classic in 2020

[@WruceBayne]

When the dude said "That's copyrighting someones life" I nearly spit out my drink, then dropped it on the floor whilst trying to put it down. 😂

[@thermalpaste5264]

Isn't that the keyboard that had shit on it?

[@KngOfHawk]

Yep :)

[@acrazedmedic8165]

Good times

[@BornforXP]

I'm so glad that there was a Wal-Mart ad at the beginning and end of this video, and an additional one on the sidebar just in case you missed out on Wal-Mart's everyday low prices.

[@ronaldsosa56]

I think you guys should do vlogs!! lots of people would want to watch!!!

[@SubSIL3NTPodcast]

lel

[@gometv5201]

I mean behind the cow chop is kinda the same

[@kaiyouteps]

no that's why they left the creatures m8

[@atlaslcv6062]

3:43 CARRETA

[@joaopauloadamerodrigues7432]

Uma carreta furacão genérica hahahahaha

[@lemm8383]

Is this some kind of tradition where people dance in the street while in costume? I've seen this in a Strokes music video too...

[@joaopauloadamerodrigues7432]

I would not say is a tradition, but is something that happens here in Brazil. There are groups of people who do this to animate parties and stuff like that. If you wanna see more just search for "carreta furacão".

[@lemm8383]

João Paulo Adame Rodrigues I see, thanks dude.

[@joaopauloadamerodrigues7432]

You are welcome my friend :)

[@LovingDatMinecraft]

The guy who got in a fight has a Cookie Monster shirt on XD

[@Dab510]

Hahaha! XD

[@Blaze2026_]

lol when I saw the shirt I started cracking up xD

[@gladiatorgodclassic1]

Oh fuck dude. you are copyrighting Chilledchaos's life man

[@nickromo5591]

Lillena14 and he fucking won that fight lol

[@shelteredhorizon]

Omg.... James was the real one fighting

[@rachelhawkins5456]

XD love this series you guys should do a wrong side rant part 2

[@unspherdcomb6]

Rest easy TheRealDiLoFlowTV may your account always be remembered

[@TheLastCol]

My video!!!!

[@ZDAWG39]

Congratz fam well memed

[@Elifoxin]

hey now your a youtube star

[@MrWrongfullyaccused]

well done fam

[@childwithagun_]

gg :)

[@petraquartz8666]

Grats man.

[@zvrdoz4988]

5 years....pain

[@deign2win235]

I’ve watched this so many times but I just got really high and realized for the first time that at 4:11 when the mascots start jumping onto the side of the truck, the truck is actually theirs (or owned by the same company that hired them, if that’s a thing). Yeah so yes they CAN hang off the side of it. Yeah.

[@MalaIsbell]

is anyone else thinking that the reason the dude made the "fake girlfriend" account was to say that the dudes girlfriend was imaginary or something....

[@carlosvalenzuela2459]

Me and my girlfriend have been quoting Cow Chop for so long now, love all the content guys xD

[@idkidkidk2222]

dude im coming down from a major psychological breakdown (i have bipolar) and i feel like fucking absolute garbage, but oh man, seeing this video in my inbox has made my fucking day. You guys are incredible! Keep on doing what you're doin' my dudes. :- )

[@davidjoshea4064]

Stop

[@idkidkidk2222]

I love KZbin comments. God bless.

[@Loulou9031]

I dont think the internet is a place to get see sympathetic people

[@i_so_late]

+LOULOU 08 sometimes it is, but only on some channels

[@BloomnBruin]

g e t m e d i c a t i o n

[@starkshock4461]

The dark side of KZbin just got darker with those shades brah.

[@PhantomLola12]

I'm giving up Overwatch to watch this. It's worth it.

[@george_MF_washington]

NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD

[@hitlersmagicalcarpet5731]

JEEEWWWW

[@blank_asf6233]

+Hitler's Magical Carpet Killer Keemstar

[@mytimeskipisunbeatable4512]

+NykieBoii04 WEEABOO

[@PLAZMOHD]

This was 4 years ago! How time flies :O

[@FiiFaskillZz]

Had to subscribe after watching this video. Keep up the good work!

[@IzZUnTouchAble]

7:50 made me laugh so much, keep it up cow chip

[@cartloe2188]

i miss this era

[@Dxpress_]

Something about Pokemon GO. Give me likes.

[@DumbGrunt.0311]

HAHA FUCK TEAM VAGANOR XD

[@krazzzykilla9264]

+Travis Phillips Illuminati

[@Beastinr0cks]

+Travis Phillips TEAM STARK

[@HarlemHusky]

Team Tablet Team No GPS Team Depression {CHOOSE 1!}

[@Dab510]

Team 'Not in my country yet'

[@vincem9468]

Congrats Fam 420 subs

[@MrPomnqwzx]

"Shit dude, do I need to go apologize to Trevor? 'Cause I've been posting pictures of him online for a while now." I fucking lost it.

[@ranchsteam287]

Lets all make fake girlfriend accounts and go comment on his video

[@ranchsteam287]

Nevermind he closed his channel damn

[@gmcec2565]

Lol.

[@EVEMASTER99]

+Fat Canadian daaaamn man

[@TheOdd]

That's so evil and it needs to happen.

[@Jay-or5ex]

I don't want to get sued.

[@Shinyomnivore]

7 years ago. 🥲

[@louismasar6147]

I miss you guys...

[@NinjaPups]

how do you even enable the feature of showing the like to dislike ratio below the thumbnail at 5:00?

[@alexwest2573]

“Do I need to go apologize to Trevor? Because I’ve been posting pictures of him online for a while now.”

[@julianarrieta7620]

9:10 Nah James, not aneurysm, its pronounced annie-your-ism... according to beard guy

[@jadenw-d5562]

Damn... guess I was living in the past thinking James would break that keyboard at the end

[@RedRonnie21]

Aleks' laugh is so cute omfg

[@DaXboxman121]

I got off my shift at Walmart and watched this, thanks for the kind words about Walmart James and Alek's!

[@TurtleDragonSilent]

13:33 I saw that video before, it was around the time this video was upload. Iwas looking at inside edition and it came up in my recommendeds.

[@FoolOnDread]

Who gets the ad revenue from these videos now?

[@weylol]

feels weird that this is a year old now

[@Leon14000]

river D RIGHT?

[@Colgxte]

Try 4 years

[@tayovy]

You guys made the Burger King guy close his channel lmao

[@mitchellpaterson1686]

This was the best one of these yet

[@bluprint6700]

Thanks Cow Chop I got an extra -312 subs on my youtube channel. not that i had any audience retention anyway..

[@maybeatroll9125]

There are Cow Chop reaction videos. Just look up Cow Chop Reaction. There are a couple there.

[@maybeatroll9125]

Ok, maybe two

[@Karatenate]

Lol xD

[@4biddenflow]

+Maybe A Troll (Ryan DePiero) LOL

[@diloflowtv9969]

I did one Cow Chop Reaction I'm the guy he reacted too

[@jager2257]

bro i never realized how high they were when they made these till today.

[@TwinSnakes89]

JoshOG put on some serious weight

[@MultiGerel]

you just read my mind

[@jamjlade]

"That's how smart I am" XD @ 9:30 I almost cried xD

[@keysermx589]

Possibley one of the best videos, period.

[@halseylyrics]

oh hello

[@justseizurealeks]

Hi

[@SubSIL3NTPodcast]

nope

[@NewPaulActs17]

fare thee well

[@Grungulon]

bot

[@lotusabagander7855]

Ohhey

[@starjunzs8955]

Did Walmart Sponsor Cow Chop? Where can I get my low price merchandise?

[@alexfalec3123]

that's how smart I am

[@Mythic2827]

11:42 Gotta love that recommended "Creatures" video XD

[@ChromeBladePvP]

"That was so good that I dont want to watch anymore." lmao

[@punyplays6489]

Hi cow chop and cow chop fans

[@justseizurealeks]

Hello :)

[@hannahisdumb]

heyo

[@IntoxicatedBeaver]

yes I agree

[@paalaasengstubbrud3524]

This seems like a "*It's my first time commenting, so I'll just type some basic shit in hopes of inclusion*" kind of comment

[@hassouthparkgames]

me too thanks

[@totaldramalover101]

I love how fucking genuine Alek's laugh was at 7:35

[@Encryptoh]

I used to top the chop

[@AntaCareca]

The 3:40 video is like a ride in my town in Brazil, its called "Carreta Furacão" , or you could call "Hurricane Cart" in english

[@rameseslee1719]

the k.o punch at 14:44 had me dyin' and cryin'

[@active.d1z321]

I never knew James (uberhaxornova) and Alex (immortalHD) did a duel collab channel

[@domku9546]

You've been missing out. Missing out on real ecstasy

[@m1gu3l_r]

you must not be on KZbin a lot it's been a while, welcome to the slaughterhouse ;) lol

[@TehKGB]

:(

[@guzlaw9809]

KKKKKKKKKKK CARRETA FURACÃO *CADÊ OS BR*

[@rafaxluz]

enois

[@cambaio9593]

Hueheheehhue carreta furacao

[@dmmello1989]

siga em frente, olhe para o lado

[@soaceitoesse]

O cancer transbordando em aguas internacionais (mentira, amo carreta S2)

[@guzlaw9809]

po tem mais br do q eu esperava aqui nessa porra nois galera

[@caberwikijack]

excuse me sir, the merch link doesn't seem to work

[@Dai-Quiri]

Why didn't I know this Show?! Gosh! I totaly enjoy watching both of them. :) It's just Fun.

[@bappo7105]

ALEKS' FUCKING FACE AT 12:15 FUCKING KILLED ME I FELL OFF MY DAMN CHAIR BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@spiritbombzillagoku725]

+CowShop react to your battleblock videos plz

[@TheLovelyLucy]

I just clicked on the video because my friend was in the thumb nail lol

[@redmoosekiller]

flows channel is no longer available to watch LOL

[@HangamingHG]

Yeah I searched it too and I couldn't find it

[@yeezus6785]

Same lmao

[@billybones93]

Link to his new channel. kzbin.info/www/bejne/goqtiJ5ql7J1rMk

[@steveypeppers9324]

+DiLoFlowTV why delete them vids bruh dont you want the views and have people see how stupid you are

[@poisonberryeatingaleks5780]

+DiLoFlowTV I WILL SUE YOU, YOU TALKED SHIT ON BURGER KING AND IM A EXECUTIVE CEO PRESIDENT FOUNDER OF THE NATIONAL BURGER INSTITUTION ILL SEE YOY IN COURT

[@ruifernandes3524]

cowchop is one of the few channels that makes me laugh instead of just breathing heavily

[@terrafirma1849]

10:30 the voice crack killed me, I'm rolling

[@SharkByteOfficial]

Everyone type in the comment section, Aleks is a...

[@johncreese9740]

lol

[@mori5271]

person of african american descent

[@arcwiz]

Smart, nice guy

[@w4rr10r11]

Are James and Aleks even apart of TheCreatureHub anymore? Watching Jordan be annoying is getting old. And I thought Cow Chop was ending?! What even went down that I'm so out of the loop?

[@stormy313]

nope.

[@newlandpencilnut4754]

What the fuck are you on about?

[@openproductions7733]

They split off from the creatures. And no, cow chop aint ending.

[@Immolator772]

Do a reaction on Rule 34

[@Whazzupie]

They'd have to blur out like 95% of the video if they put it on YT.

[@Immolator772]

Demetrius Moreno well it's still funny to see their reactions. Also you can search for the pictures yourself to see what they are talking about. 50% of the site is full with disgusting shit.

[@diloflowtv9969]

I did a reaction to this

[@rasmus3955]

AlphaLeader772 That's funhaus job

[@Immolator772]

Yeah, but they have different reactions.

[@ianarndt4812]

I would say I want to see more of this series because I love it so much, but all of their series are so fucking good, I just want more videos

[@kristenc.1736]

Woke up, looked at KZbin, smiled with tears of joy because of a new video