COW CHOP VS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[@user-jr9lg9cx9g]

seeing these bois genuinely laugh so much at "ough" cured my depression. thanks

[@QUISSul]

Same

[@sumstains2957]

16:38 is the timestamp

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@johnangelle5975]

Oh, you’re talking bout OOOUGH?

[@shadowwarrior2371]

Holy shit they had passed Arnold, NB at 15:20 lmaooo... all that searchin’... but I’m glad or else we would’ve never got that amazing Nebraska-Iowa conversation lol. Had me dying

[@micahmommy5282]

I was just wondering if anybody noticed that also !! 😂🤔

[@jukeboxxgamer]

that shit brought me to tears

[@Kyomara1337]

You gotta admit that they are right though, some of the state borders make absolutely no sense

[@willmoody235]

This video is 20:20... something that this channel won’t see

[@SayaTheJin]

B O I

[@silent3145]

This a good roast but the sad truth 😥

[@bruh4487]

Depressing but true

[@elisabethboning3147]

* slowest of all claps *

[@Gobbygoblin]

haha good one

[@bisba]

18:30 "FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS ONE SPOT FOR FOURTY MINUTES AND ARE STARTING TO GET DELIRIOUS. ALEKS STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR NAKED WHILE BRETT STOOD IN THE CORNER WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL SCREAMING AND GARRETT STARTED DOING HEROIN OUT OF NOWHERE. EVENTUALLY THINGS WORKED OUT AND LED US TO THIS MOMENT HERE."

[@Ollieandroe]

Bless you for your good deed

[@Party_in_a_small_box]

Thank you!

[@gowgowOVER9000]

and the thing at the end of the description..?

[@bisba]

@@gowgowOVER9000 "The night stars - are big and bright In the deep heart of Texas." in Maltese (Google Translate)

[@gowgowOVER9000]

@@bisba thanks! I figured it was a code or a stroke moment, didn't bother trying Google translate haha

[@megababybackrib]

“Garret has never been outside California” Cut to area 51 in NEVADA

[@lkcullen1918]

They also spent at least one night in Vegas. But I'll let it slide because they hardly got out of the car and Vegas was also kind of a dud.

[@youdoyou9735]

16:38 The whole Ough part onwards was hilarious!

[@elisabethboning3147]

I could just sit here and hear Aleks saying 'ough' for hours 😂😂😂lmao

[@ZNA_Productions]

Aleks was killing it this episode with the geography humor.

[@FMJ1400]

Why are you here lol

[@TheCaptainOfToast]

I love it when aleks genuinely seems to be having a good time - that happens so rarely in videos these days. I'm gonna miss this channel :(

[@desbraxt]

Watching them mouse over Arnold at 15:20 kills me inside...

[@FrankieTeardrop77]

same

[@MattRosvideos]

Ever zoomed in on the ocean on google maps for a quick thrill?

[@TheKingmario14]

17:12 this is why i watched CC till the end omg

[@matth.4320]

Theory: CowChop moves in with Funhaus and sleeps in the guest room and just record podcasts with SP7 for 2020

[@Gobbygoblin]

id be okay with this

[@silentvhs2835]

I dont think sp7 and cowchop ever got along very well

[@TheTheode]

Silentvhs they got along, the problem was their content and comedic style was very different and it didn’t always mesh well. Sp7 is adhd addled improv and storytelling, whereas cowchop is stoner slapstick that is purposefully low effort. It’s like an unstoppable force and an immovable object I think it’d be really funny if the funhaus alumni, cowchop and sp7 all started something together, I think the fan base would react well to it. It’s unfortunate that some of them seem really burnt out after the RT content grind.

[@Vopodop]

@James Sunderland not only funhaus. Burnie left rooster teeth as well. I feel like the company got bought out, and a lot of the groups don't have as much creative freedom anymore.

[@nurichbinreel4782]

17:25 Rivers change their shape over time. The border would have been drawn when the river was that other shape but now the border and river are different.

[@randomhero704]

i live in iowa :( i knew exactly where they were when they looked at the first license plate 😂

[@MrBrandonman20]

Literally same 😂😂 sioux city!!!

[@ColovianFurHelm]

LOL same and when they passed the state flag

[@Saltail]

I thought the same thing lol But they ain't wrong Iowa's pretty damn boring

[@Bromoto]

Same

[@amillionbees1177]

Another Iowan? Impossible.

[@Vuadanee]

i really wish bret would hold me tight and tell me everything's gonna be okay

[@HExtraordinaire]

As all your organs get squeezed out because Brett is literally a hulking mass of muscles

[@dudebromann5752]

“Why do they keep dropping us into these bum villages?” Lol

[@brycehendrie8846]

Garret: “look a joshua tree” Brett:*looking at jumping cactus* “you know that’s not a joshua tree right” Aleks:”yeah I like the joshua tree idea”

[@colourmesean]

i need to see an episode of this with John now

[@calypsoburch]

My Cow Chop merch just showed up today. Glad I wasn't too late purchasing the merch. You guys have done an awesome job with all your content!

[@rhettfrye2347]

This is one of the funniest videos they ever posted in my opinion, Garrett’s lack of geography skills gets me every time.

[@Tysnack]

18:31 the hidden message sums up everything lol

[@yungtodoroki1422]

These vids are the best they’ve been in awhile! These people who unsubbed are missing out

[@sifft177]

those last 5 minutes were hilarious omfg

[@madisynramos9685]

It’s 2020, I’m toasted, watching cow chop now this is it

[@justawesome13]

Can we get an episode of John the Cartographer instantly guessing each location and being correct within a margin of 5 miles each time?

[@frikinrikin]

18:30 its so hard to pause at the right spot LOL

[@ThePersuasiveParrot]

Use the period and comma keys to move 1 frame at a time. Who doesnt know this by now?

[@voidprimate8410]

One less person than before

[@thek2despot426]

"For fuck sake they have been looking for this one spot for fourty minutes and are starting to get delirious. Aleks started rolling on the floor naked while Brett stood in the corner with his head against the wall screaming and Garrett started doing heroin out of nowhere. Eventually things worked out and led us to this moment here."

[@kitlein]

I really want that “ough” ringtone lol. Man I laughed so hard at the end lol and that mailbox lol 😂

[@gaberthesnipergaming8335]

19:11 WATCH IT!!! Here you see an old man almost pass out from excitement!!

[@Ganon999]

I love this series for real lol 😂

[@Weroleytor]

I miss you guys so much

[@germanshepherd2701]

Damn they passed Arnold, Nebraska at 15:20 lmao

[@TheOrka001]

this is no lie one of the funniest videos on this channel. Ough really spoke to me

[@kylepaulino7254]

Incase you're curious about that 1 frame of text around 18:31 "FOR FUCK SAKE THE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE SPOT FOR FOURTY MINUTES AND STARTING TO GET DELIRIOUS. ALEKS STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR NAKED WHILE BRETT STOOD IN THE CORNER WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL SCREAMING AND GARRET STARTED DOING HEROIN OUT OF NOWHERE. EVENTUALLY THINGS WORKED OUT AND LED US TO THIS MOMENT HERE." You're welcome :>

[@rayraySDMF]

S/o from Nebraska... it really is like this I called NE the whole time 🤣🤣

[@ScottyDoezntKnow]

"Now THIS is Texas" *sees pine trees* "... or Seattle" 😂

[@cowboylerma]

Get John on this! Stat!

[@mckinleyleonardscott]

YO the last five minutes of this video is some of the best CowChop content ever.

[@kojuhh]

Lets get a geo guesser part two before it’s all over. Please. This shit was great.

[@lukasgelu1834]

I like how into it they are.

[@captainomnii895]

The Nebraska/Iowa dispute had me rolling

[@kenneththeweirdo5645]

Bruh its sad that u guys are not gunna do more of geoguesser when its pretty cool watching u guys do this

[@armouredcat2369]

need more geoguesser

[@stinkusdinkus9255]

Gioguesser is one of those games where you finished your work early in computer class and all the other sites have been banned But somehow they made it entertaining

[@bing2869]

glad cow chop finally starts talkin bout Arizona and i see my hometown of Phoenix on here c:

[@TheGamingexpert25]

Ngl this is really great content

[@judeymans]

I think it's very telling that, as a Nebraskan, I couldn't even tell the color of my state's soil and was sure that it was Kansas. And then I saw the covered wagon icon the interstate signs.

[@jekanyika]

The reason the border is on different sides of the river is because the course of the river has changed since the border was drawn.

[@mightymouseftw4363]

This was the best series so far

[@roberthollandsworth1809]

I’m so glad you virtually went to Nebraska and got to live my daily experience

[@johnniekay54]

Love seeing you guys laugh! Cowchop will definitely be missed :(

[@Saleena2014]

Why was this not a thing months ago? This was so funny to watch

[@jordandelatorre6867]

Goddamn I miss these times

[@CarlJohnson-tn2tx]

You guys should play “flick em’ up” on board chop

[@MadasIII]

As a Nebraskan I was laughing my ass off about the beef with Iowa. I live in nebraska but the building to the right of me is in Iowa. If your from here you just see it all as one place.

[@janm.4496]

That was excellent. More of these!

[@degeneratemako]

OUGH, loved this one guys keep up the good work.

[@Nathan-rx5yr]

that was a fucking epic conclusion, great video!

[@armouredcat2369]

i swear californians wear full winter attire once it hits 65

[@shaheen123100]

I love u guys thank you for everything!!

[@BIGWUNuvDbunch]

The reason the boundary of the state doesn't match the river is because the river bends over time.

[@starlaking8812]

omg please do one more like this. it was so funny

[@Will6753]

Brett got on some sick Docs.

[@johndonovan5096]

Wish that merch link worked

[@simenxx2]

More of this!! this was hileriousyli

[@mrvalski]

I know what Garrett means. I have almost hairless spots on my calves from my jeans rubbing against it.

[@travistsounds]

Shout out Humboldt, Saskatchewan.

[@ryanstungis4163]

Shout out to my fellow Nebraskans! The reason the east border is messed up is because the Missouri river shifted. All you really need to know is Iowa sucks and Go Big Red!

[@butterbear3042]

That was intense focus towards the end there 😂😂😂 👏 I'm impressed hahah

[@skylaralexander4618]

Yo guys we have tents in our yard in Iowa because growing up in Iowa there is NOTHING to do for fun

[@awakehumanity2270]

Can 2020 come slower

[@eflu3540]

Hopefully next year you do more of this haha

[@charxcore1]

Nearly died from laughter watching this. So funny

[@kingdenno1302]

This reminds me of the kids at the back of the class, not listening at all just fucking around 😂😂

[@hrglass8395]

too funny man. gonna miss you guys so much

[@xFSUxJohnnyBoy]

I miss this channel so much

[@bigpoop6245]

that was so fun holy shit, thanks for the laughs boys

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

This was way funnier than any Geoguesser video should be. Fucking Ough lmao

[@PinkSockPlayDate]

Ivy Lane debate that the Nebraska part next to Mondamin where our k-12 school was

[@MrTomski]

They were making fun of Garrett but I also was under the impression that the absence of hair on some parts of the legs was because of tight pants

[@alyssa4619]

i want the uncut 40 mins of them tryna find the last place lol

[@dpipess]

Did the Former Cowchop Employee shirt already see out again?

[@joshswanson4890]

Now you HAVE to do it. Get John on this show.

[@Saltail]

I need more Geoguesser, so fucking good

[@spelloniettv]

Holy shit it got good as fuck near the end lmao

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

Welcome to Missouri Brett, we name all of our streets dumb shit but we’ve got some bomb ass food

[@williampaul4265]

Adds on a cow chop video one in a million

[@gasdragon]

They scrolled over Arnold Nebraska twice like 5 minutes before they actually found it

[@karasuanime]

Wait are we all just going to ignore the fact Garrett has seen Better Call Saul, but not Breaking Bad!?

[@TheBassicBassist]

Since you guys said it, please, PLEASE do this with John

[@obroamanrollcar4042]

I just about fucking died laughing

[@roth1038]

"Iowa's got tents in the yard and a waterpark." Accurate af. People literally just camp out in their back yard for fun.

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@onnjahh]

I'm actually disappointed Garrett never watched breaking bad. Missing out, bud.

[@Feshman117]

the nebraska part was funny af

[@jbcool]

who ever edited this video, i feel bad for you. they looked for that last spot forever.

[@ketchrichards4349]

As a Nebraskan, yes, we do have beef with Iowa

[@stompwol]

Please more of this HAHAHA

[@kygrowdagenhart6748]

"this isn't what Humboldt looks like" Me watching from Humboldt California 👁️👄👁️

[@alexgillespie762]

Humboldt is just under 2 hours from here

[@dn9ne]

Garrett thought New Mexico was on the other side of Texas? Wtf