COW CHOP VS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[@ヤスミン-j9y]

seeing these bois genuinely laugh so much at "ough" cured my depression. thanks

[@QUISSul]

Same

[@sumstains2957]

16:38 is the timestamp

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@johnangelle5975]

Oh, you’re talking bout OOOUGH?

[@willmoody235]

This video is 20:20... something that this channel won’t see

[@SayaTheJin]

B O I

[@silent3145]

This a good roast but the sad truth 😥

[@bruh4487]

Depressing but true

[@elisabethboning3147]

* slowest of all claps *

[@Gobbygoblin]

haha good one

[@shadowwarrior2371]

Holy shit they had passed Arnold, NB at 15:20 lmaooo... all that searchin’... but I’m glad or else we would’ve never got that amazing Nebraska-Iowa conversation lol. Had me dying

[@micahmommy5282]

I was just wondering if anybody noticed that also !! 😂🤔

[@jukeboxxgamer]

that shit brought me to tears

[@Kyomara1337]

You gotta admit that they are right though, some of the state borders make absolutely no sense

[@youdoyou9735]

16:38 The whole Ough part onwards was hilarious!

[@megababybackrib]

“Garret has never been outside California” Cut to area 51 in NEVADA

[@lkcullen1918]

They also spent at least one night in Vegas. But I'll let it slide because they hardly got out of the car and Vegas was also kind of a dud.

[@bisba]

18:30 "FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS ONE SPOT FOR FOURTY MINUTES AND ARE STARTING TO GET DELIRIOUS. ALEKS STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR NAKED WHILE BRETT STOOD IN THE CORNER WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL SCREAMING AND GARRETT STARTED DOING HEROIN OUT OF NOWHERE. EVENTUALLY THINGS WORKED OUT AND LED US TO THIS MOMENT HERE."

[@Ollieandroe]

Bless you for your good deed

[@Party_in_a_small_box]

Thank you!

[@gowgowOVER9000]

and the thing at the end of the description..?

[@bisba]

@@gowgowOVER9000 "The night stars - are big and bright In the deep heart of Texas." in Maltese (Google Translate)

[@gowgowOVER9000]

@@bisba thanks! I figured it was a code or a stroke moment, didn't bother trying Google translate haha

[@elisabethboning3147]

I could just sit here and hear Aleks saying 'ough' for hours 😂😂😂lmao

[@styxing]

I love it when aleks genuinely seems to be having a good time - that happens so rarely in videos these days. I'm gonna miss this channel :(

[@TheKingmario14]

17:12 this is why i watched CC till the end omg

[@ZNA_Productions]

Aleks was killing it this episode with the geography humor.

[@FMJ1400]

Why are you here lol

[@desbraxt]

Watching them mouse over Arnold at 15:20 kills me inside...

[@FrankieTeardrop77]

same

[@MattRosvideos]

Ever zoomed in on the ocean on google maps for a quick thrill?

[@Weroleytor]

I miss you guys so much

[@matth.4320]

Theory: CowChop moves in with Funhaus and sleeps in the guest room and just record podcasts with SP7 for 2020

[@Gobbygoblin]

id be okay with this

[@silentvhs2835]

I dont think sp7 and cowchop ever got along very well

[@TheTheode]

Silentvhs they got along, the problem was their content and comedic style was very different and it didn’t always mesh well. Sp7 is adhd addled improv and storytelling, whereas cowchop is stoner slapstick that is purposefully low effort. It’s like an unstoppable force and an immovable object I think it’d be really funny if the funhaus alumni, cowchop and sp7 all started something together, I think the fan base would react well to it. It’s unfortunate that some of them seem really burnt out after the RT content grind.

[@Vopodop]

@James Sunderland not only funhaus. Burnie left rooster teeth as well. I feel like the company got bought out, and a lot of the groups don't have as much creative freedom anymore.

[@nurichbinreel4782]

17:25 Rivers change their shape over time. The border would have been drawn when the river was that other shape but now the border and river are different.

[@dudebromann5752]

“Why do they keep dropping us into these bum villages?” Lol

[@brycehendrie8846]

Garret: “look a joshua tree” Brett:*looking at jumping cactus* “you know that’s not a joshua tree right” Aleks:”yeah I like the joshua tree idea”

[@Vuadanee]

i really wish bret would hold me tight and tell me everything's gonna be okay

[@HExtraordinaire]

As all your organs get squeezed out because Brett is literally a hulking mass of muscles

[@randomhero704]

i live in iowa :( i knew exactly where they were when they looked at the first license plate 😂

[@MrBrandonman20]

Literally same 😂😂 sioux city!!!

[@ColovianFurHelm]

LOL same and when they passed the state flag

[@Saltail]

I thought the same thing lol But they ain't wrong Iowa's pretty damn boring

[@Bromoto]

Same

[@amillionbees1177]

Another Iowan? Impossible.

[@calypsoburch]

My Cow Chop merch just showed up today. Glad I wasn't too late purchasing the merch. You guys have done an awesome job with all your content!

[@colourmesean]

i need to see an episode of this with John now

[@Tysnack]

18:31 the hidden message sums up everything lol

[@ScottyDoezntKnow]

"Now THIS is Texas" *sees pine trees* "... or Seattle" 😂

[@rhettfrye2347]

This is one of the funniest videos they ever posted in my opinion, Garrett’s lack of geography skills gets me every time.

[@justawesome13]

Can we get an episode of John the Cartographer instantly guessing each location and being correct within a margin of 5 miles each time?

[@yungtodoroki1422]

These vids are the best they’ve been in awhile! These people who unsubbed are missing out

[@kitlein]

I really want that “ough” ringtone lol. Man I laughed so hard at the end lol and that mailbox lol 😂

[@sifft177]

those last 5 minutes were hilarious omfg

[@gaberthesnipergaming8335]

19:11 WATCH IT!!! Here you see an old man almost pass out from excitement!!

[@germanshepherd2701]

Damn they passed Arnold, Nebraska at 15:20 lmao

[@lukasgelu1834]

I like how into it they are.

[@frikinrikin]

18:30 its so hard to pause at the right spot LOL

[@ThePersuasiveParrot]

Use the period and comma keys to move 1 frame at a time. Who doesnt know this by now?

[@voidprimate8410]

One less person than before

[@thek2despot426]

"For fuck sake they have been looking for this one spot for fourty minutes and are starting to get delirious. Aleks started rolling on the floor naked while Brett stood in the corner with his head against the wall screaming and Garrett started doing heroin out of nowhere. Eventually things worked out and led us to this moment here."

[@TheOrka001]

this is no lie one of the funniest videos on this channel. Ough really spoke to me

[@TheGamingexpert25]

Ngl this is really great content

[@Ganon999]

I love this series for real lol 😂

[@johnniekay54]

Love seeing you guys laugh! Cowchop will definitely be missed :(

[@madisynramos9685]

It’s 2020, I’m toasted, watching cow chop now this is it

[@mckinleyleonardscott]

YO the last five minutes of this video is some of the best CowChop content ever.

[@cowboylerma]

Get John on this! Stat!

[@janm.4496]

That was excellent. More of these!

[@roberthollandsworth1809]

I’m so glad you virtually went to Nebraska and got to live my daily experience

[@bing2869]

glad cow chop finally starts talkin bout Arizona and i see my hometown of Phoenix on here c:

[@rayraySDMF]

S/o from Nebraska... it really is like this I called NE the whole time 🤣🤣

[@kylepaulino7254]

Incase you're curious about that 1 frame of text around 18:31 "FOR FUCK SAKE THE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ONE SPOT FOR FOURTY MINUTES AND STARTING TO GET DELIRIOUS. ALEKS STARTED ROLLING ON THE FLOOR NAKED WHILE BRETT STOOD IN THE CORNER WITH HIS HEAD AGAINST THE WALL SCREAMING AND GARRET STARTED DOING HEROIN OUT OF NOWHERE. EVENTUALLY THINGS WORKED OUT AND LED US TO THIS MOMENT HERE." You're welcome :>

[@mightymouseftw4363]

This was the best series so far

[@shaheen123100]

I love u guys thank you for everything!!

[@degeneratemako]

OUGH, loved this one guys keep up the good work.

[@charxcore1]

Nearly died from laughter watching this. So funny

[@jordandelatorre6867]

Goddamn I miss these times

[@kenneththeweirdo5645]

Bruh its sad that u guys are not gunna do more of geoguesser when its pretty cool watching u guys do this

[@kojuhh]

Lets get a geo guesser part two before it’s all over. Please. This shit was great.

[@captainomnii895]

The Nebraska/Iowa dispute had me rolling

[@hrglass8395]

too funny man. gonna miss you guys so much

[@armouredcat2369]

need more geoguesser

[@starlaking8812]

omg please do one more like this. it was so funny

[@butterbear3042]

That was intense focus towards the end there 😂😂😂 👏 I'm impressed hahah

[@bigpoop6245]

that was so fun holy shit, thanks for the laughs boys

[@judeymans]

I think it's very telling that, as a Nebraskan, I couldn't even tell the color of my state's soil and was sure that it was Kansas. And then I saw the covered wagon icon the interstate signs.

[@stinkusdinkus9255]

Gioguesser is one of those games where you finished your work early in computer class and all the other sites have been banned But somehow they made it entertaining

[@richieruiz3652]

Gonna cherish these lulz. Y’all are awesome.

[@AAARREUUUGHHHH]

This was way funnier than any Geoguesser video should be. Fucking Ough lmao

[@armouredcat2369]

i swear californians wear full winter attire once it hits 65

[@simenxx2]

More of this!! this was hileriousyli

[@Saleena2014]

Why was this not a thing months ago? This was so funny to watch

[@roth1038]

"Iowa's got tents in the yard and a waterpark." Accurate af. People literally just camp out in their back yard for fun.

[@izzy2889]

LMAO

[@Will6753]

Brett got on some sick Docs.

[@spelloniettv]

Holy shit it got good as fuck near the end lmao

[@ryanmewis9656]

Amazing video

[@kingdenno1302]

This reminds me of the kids at the back of the class, not listening at all just fucking around 😂😂

[@jekanyika]

The reason the border is on different sides of the river is because the course of the river has changed since the border was drawn.

[@Nathan-rx5yr]

that was a fucking epic conclusion, great video!

[@travistsounds]

Shout out Humboldt, Saskatchewan.

[@mrvalski]

I know what Garrett means. I have almost hairless spots on my calves from my jeans rubbing against it.

[@eflu3540]

Hopefully next year you do more of this haha

[@joshswanson4890]

Now you HAVE to do it. Get John on this show.

[@cloudsweater]

*OUGH* this vid is wholesome 😌

[@CarlJohnson-tn2tx]

You guys should play “flick em’ up” on board chop

[@TheRealHusk]

Shout-out to fellow waldorfians at 9:30 lmfao.

[@alyssa4619]

i want the uncut 40 mins of them tryna find the last place lol

[@aj00]

Bruh that first road I was on that a month ago. The 395 to Mammoth, that’s so trippy man hahaha

[@tokewarming]

Good shit!! :)

[@Whaitwhutwaldo]

I miss this channel so much

[@kula_lala739]

This was GREAT do some more! OUGH!!

[@Hyake]

18:30 they misspelled forty...

[@edgygod956]

ITS FINALLY HERE. THE SHIRT.

[@skylaralexander4618]

Yo guys we have tents in our yard in Iowa because growing up in Iowa there is NOTHING to do for fun

[@nightmaremedley]

This is superb

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

Welcome to Missouri Brett, we name all of our streets dumb shit but we’ve got some bomb ass food

[@Feshman117]

the nebraska part was funny af

[@MadasIII]

As a Nebraskan I was laughing my ass off about the beef with Iowa. I live in nebraska but the building to the right of me is in Iowa. If your from here you just see it all as one place.

[@Saltail]

I need more Geoguesser, so fucking good

[@williampaul4265]

Adds on a cow chop video one in a million

[@obroamanrollcar4042]

I just about fucking died laughing

[@michelsanchez4179]

I love you guys

[@BIGWUNuvDbunch]

The reason the boundary of the state doesn't match the river is because the river bends over time.

[@awakehumanity2270]

Can 2020 come slower

[@hellokittylover2010]

very good video. I'll miss you guys

[@FrightShark]

9:45 my ACTUAL home town!

[@PinkSockPlayDate]

Ivy Lane debate that the Nebraska part next to Mondamin where our k-12 school was

[@MrDefender1234]

God the last 7 minutes of the Video had me in tears holy fuck

[@MrDefender1234]

OUGH