MEXICAN EARTHQUAKE ESCAPE PLAN

[@sarahduarte9062]

I can't even tell when Aleks' face is edited anymore

[@Nintend_No]

sarah d. Same

[@deeznutz69911]

sarah d. Dude same I thought I was the only one

[@alpacaobsessed9862]

me neither

[@Big_Chico]

2:01 it's me

[@666Isolated]

I cant either anymore lmfao

[@IvanTheUnholy]

God, these face morphs are becoming so subtle, I'm starting to miss the difference between Aleks' normal face and the mutations.

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I’d tell you

[@kaiwei1111]

At this point, I'm so used to Aleks' eyes being edited that they always seem distorted and unbalanced to me now and I don't know if there is editing or they're just naturally fucked

[@Sybato]

Doge both

[@kaiwei1111]

It's really dubious at 1:01

[@jaydenvaughn1595]

Dude I know it's weird low 👀👁️

[@Madddross]

Don't call yourself a pyromaniac if you've never eaten a match!

[@Platiumhits123]

You're not a pyromaniac unless you torch your face and eat the dead skin... Don't judge me

[@bbmg1748]

SPICY Chef Aleks this is why your a chef

[@3rsaVods]

Thats totally me when I'm driving

[@Madddross]

Oof its Ms. I'm assuming you're just the person who told me to kill myself before and their account was banned.

[@Madddross]

Cool Cool.

[@godsteeth1574]

I like how when Alex gets slightly bored he sticks a lit match down his throat

[@rre3018]

Can you guys go back to just typing random letters into the search bar and going from there. That's where you guys found the funniest videos

[@al112v4]

I MISS THE OLD COW CHOP. SELLOUTS.

[@123Kid860]

Nah

[@brave1]

al112v5 what they literally have no money they need to sellout

[@InternetUnwind]

YLF no he runs sugar pine 7

[@FuryLobo]

TheBraveGamer - Welcome To The Channel! Well on patreon they make 7800 a month plus youtube so probably round it to 13k a month, doubt they have no money LOL.

[@sleepy-peepy]

"Would you believe that the man of steel has become a tool for propaganda?" Yes that's kinda all the major superheroes have been used for for the past hundred years

[@Sybato]

Excess Sleeper exactly, that is how they were originally designed. Captain America for instance

[@dobbehdarko]

yeah look at the very first wonder woman and its so fucked up lol

[@AshleyRobles]

And the Oscar goes to Aleks in "No Ads, More Tequila"

[@Madddross]

Ashley Robles honestly they need to give that boy an oscar

[@18pepinemi]

Why do you get top comment on all cow chop vids

[@HyperFuztion]

Emily Pepin cuz she's a girl...

[@user-uw8oc7lf7i]

you thought sugar pine 7 was good with all their movie crews and all that bs, but you were clearly underestimating the acting powers of aleksandr the wise of cow chop

[@siro1414]

Aleks already killed Oscar :(

[@boatsandhoes4346]

Can’t lie. I miss y’all too much

[@belhinaniabdelkhalek6481]

Me too man,me too.

[@leovardoaguirre9868]

😢

[@SolarusRanger]

Why is the Mandarin from Iron Man 3 sitting on a couch with Ellen?

[@newcowchopcouch6030]

Oh i looked good in that episode

[@theperfectboy1084]

You really did, I think you looked better than all of the things in this episode.

[@hoggers3524]

You'll look good for now but Alex is already trying to burn you

[@newcowchopcouch6030]

The Perfect Boy

[@newcowchopcouch6030]

Hogwild :( i'm gonna be replaced again

[@hoggers3524]

Alex is trying get rid of you he wants the old one back be strong young one

[@aquilaofdeath7660]

This actually cheered me up today, I woke up and found out my grandpa passed away today, I never got to even say goodbye. Thank you guys so much for making this content, it's been helping me through this tough time right now. Love you guys.

[@leonardosantuario3346]

Get rekt.

[@lieu_]

im happy these videos are being recommended to me again

[@eayrbe1182]

James with the low fade and man bun is the real DADDY JAMES

[@alantao5464]

0:48 look closely at the amazing range of emotion aleks displays

[@budgetchrollo37]

Aleks dressing like that makes me feel poor

[@AdamHauger]

He's dressed like Dr. Evil

[@DcIxvi]

its a shirt and pants bruh

[@SarcasmOnaStick]

Adam Hauger OMG he IS

[@HeCticCaNine]

DcIxvi He a broke boi

[@homelesstrevor8368]

Aleks almost looks a Chinese worker in modern day America. If only he wore the karate shoes.

[@Aztrosist]

Aleks Cameltoe @ 4:16 😍

[@Nayhan123]

Why is this a thing

[@DatDaDatty]

aleks lookin nice af

[@hoggers3524]

Damn it Dat

[@kirkbushman9947]

Dat Can you shut the fuck up for one video? God damn.

[@leonardodavinci6523]

I c u everywhere

[@kirkbushman9947]

RainDrawp Yes, I'm a bimbo. I'm a hot girl with no intelligence

[@xyanr]

Definition of "groutfit"

[@snapsnocaps9630]

i love how when aleks notices an episode is getting bland he lights something on fire

[@kingkoolkattz]

Aleksandr u guys just got that couch PLEASE

[@aliienrealm]

*Aleks:* No! I tuned in when the girl screamed. *When a child screams, I...* *eXCUSE ME?*

[@RasinDamani]

I like how Aleks was talking about how he's drunk when the person in the video was talking about how his grandmothers is dead

[@loosemoose4134]

Aleks is low key lookin like Dr. Evil.

[@iamyou5299]

nice one

[@MrCinnamonrolls11]

the eye edits you guys do is one of my fav parts of the vids

[@jordyg8092]

Me missing Cow Chop in 2020, I just hope that RT won't delete any of these videos!

[@NalaLeaf]

the whole skit at 9:15 will always get me crying in laughter and I love it so much. Like laughing until my insides physically hurt, thank you cow chop for these moments and I'll seriously miss your videos. I don't think anything will ever be better than this video's closing. (I think it's funnier to me because whenever I have to puke I go through the whole "NO I DONT WANT TO PUKE I DID EVERYTHING IN PREPARATION TO NOT PUKE WHY" situation too so it hits close to home lol)

[@CantStopJelqking]

I’m surprised they haven’t looked up beheadings and real plane crashes

[@markhawksford785]

Declan Lynch well they have done one of those before

[@wonderbread6100]

Declan Lynch trying to get themselves monetization again

[@G_G251]

2:13 "We just had a natural disaster, 2 hurricanes, a fire...." "...and the Streamys" XD

[@j_Shiny]

Sometimes I can't tell if their face is edited or is actually deformed.

[@budgetchrollo37]

Next time search up "Praying Mantis submerged in water"

[@alpacaobsessed9862]

King Pepe Oh fuck I know what you're talking about. That video made me shit a brick.

[@Flamerate1]

that sounds like an animal torture video. no thanks

[@blodus4521]

ƒ1 For Help yes thanks

[@ZakRepcik]

King Pepe I’m so confused

[@Userius1]

Eh, pretty sure everyone knows about parasites in insects by now.

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Aleks looks so uncomfortable in that he keeps adjusting it, and of course he dabbed what else would he do.

[@TheFuneralFrog]

i watched an unskippable 4 minute ad for you guys

[@HTRPD]

Ive been watchin the old episodes like all day. Your timing couldn't be better booooooois

[@aj7419]

the performance by Aleks was marvelous

[@ilovefinn924]

I’m feeling really fucking depressed today, thanks for a 10 minute video.

[@Mysticfateee]

I love how literally almost EVERY shot of Aleks' face has been edited in some way 😂

[@glarthir3718]

wlcome back to coochop

[@disorderrgv]

Lostrogath Welcome back to ChowChop

[@yunero6132]

*covvchop

[@garydillon6387]

Aleks can't decide what shade of grey to wear and can't decide what videos to watch! 10/10 content!

[@wardenod7164]

Aleks looks like a confederate soldier.

[@CCzarMasta56]

The fact that Leo got an Oscars before my boy, Aleks here, should be a crime!

[@applealeks8688]

Aleks is a pyro

[@crock7699]

Sauce Man what are you talking about

[@wizardaleks3982]

magic

[@colbubratbub2649]

Tf2 bad gam

[@seanfenrir]

For those wondering, the piano song at the end is - 'Clair De Lune' by Debussy. I've been hearing that god damn song everywhere since playing Danganronpa V3 e-e

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

Aleks' edited faces look so real

[@teamgpac]

Yo my dudes. I appreciate the multicultural sections very much. Please don't stop doing them. It helps me to learn about humans. Thanks, -Me

[@eyeshatewar]

please make the show longer :))

[@jreid425]

That peak into how Aleks spends his Saturday nights was emotional

[@caveman015]

they look so done with everything lol

[@keikuru1]

lmao I love the subtle editing they do, this channel is fucking amazing, the most underrated channel on the site

[@kylogenx]

1:55 I'm no expert but wasn't Superman originally used as propaganda during the Second World War?

[@amberisrosy2980]

I had to watch an ad on mangos to give y’all money I want some compensation

[@LukaFT]

“We’ll be back tomorrow with a HOUSE TOUR”

[@tobiasgemmer]

Absolutely love the face changes whenever they look at the camera

[@lazylynx6232]

I love how they always end up watching an Indian video on Dark Side or Vimeo

[@ZombieAuzzalt]

I like the subtle Ocean’s 11 music in the background at the end

[@islemhamiani7504]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX FEAT. ALEKS !

[@sweatyroach3035]

Why did I just see a kid singing it's everyday bro on an ad?

[@Gamit522]

Hello ... watching in 2021 during the pandemic

[@kellyoverstreet551]

that bit about puking was too relatable. "but I drank water!"

[@madmcrob6193]

What a beautiful performance

[@StalwartShinobi]

I love it when their faces get morphed. Sometimes it's so subtle I cant tell if it's the angle or an edit

[@Don-dd2yp]

Half the time I can't even tell if aleks eyes are edited

[@dumbfound9959]

When they realize that at 9:50 the dude is acting out him finding his dad on the floor dead when he gets home.

[@Motorsteak]

at least no one from cow chop got an ass tattoo trying to get a streamy

[@ariooner]

Succeeding*

[@alonzoruiz3591]

Yeah that was pretty bad

[@ravelordnito9211]

Motorsteak who got a tattoo?

[@frankiero6636]

Ravelord Nito /\utumn

[@mikesimpson9942]

Edgy before the video even hits a minute. Standard cow chop entertainment

[@darkwolf4427]

dapper Aleks

[@davidcontreras2214]

Dear cow chop, please upload these more frequently. These episodes are great ,but rare.

[@shadowguy17]

Dammit james

[@BradlyTheRadly]

Aleks puking at the end was literally me last night

[@charlotte95521]

show your respect, dab on your flag today.

[@dachixgowtom1794]

ima be here all year dont worry

[@TJay-ck1vt]

Alex looks like a grey crayon. Edit: Gay crayon

[@MariothePlumber529]

I recognized that Evil Within music at the end right away.

[@Galagain]

Yeahhhhh boooooiii

[@FPSGamer48]

2:48 I went to that school....it's so strange to just be watching a comedy video and suddenly your former school gym appears.....

[@imnotlying494]

Don't let this video distract you from the fact in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table

[@fredomaaniac]

I kept refreshing the page till i got an ad, gotta support my bois!

[@justseizurealeks]

Aleks had major ADHD in this video

[@TheOdd]

The subtle face morphing is fucking brilliant.

[@baconguy9650]

Aleks' Assemble!

[@Matt-ri6vo]

this series went from searching random words and letters to looking up death and natural disasters

[@zqck]

hi daddy

[@inhalerofkong1200]

Life bye

[@R3C0NHuNT3R69]

hey there princess!!! Did you make a stinky?? Why don't I get you a fresh new diapie so you can go back outside and play!!!

[@inhalerofkong1200]

R3C0NHuNT3R69 le epic trolled

[@zqck]

same

[@hey__im_a_skeleton3112]

Aleks: when a child screams you *gets cut off by james* Me: you wanna finish that sentence aleks?

[@TheGrimStride]

Superman isn't an illegal immigrant because the Kent's adopted him Adopted children become citizens when they are adopted

[@Sybato]

You think Aleks would know a thing or two about that

[@MegaEmmanuel09]

I have the 5 string version of that bass in the background and it's killer!

[@SmokeSomeCancer]

I’m stoned and this Finna be a good watch 😈

[@Sik15]

Aleks' scene about not wanting to puke Tequila is 100% how a friend of mine is XD great acting 5 stars oscar nominee

[@fantasmadelab5585]

This has been an awful episode lmao

[@00spaceissocool00]

As much as I love every video they've made, this one just sticks out in a bad way.

[@JoshuaKennington1]

I'm really losing interest in even these kinds of videos, and I only watch these kind of cow chop videos. Cow chops content just seems too..........distant now.

[@fantasmadelab5585]

DreaminMachine yea me too, it's kinda sad. Still, i'm glad that there's other people that enjoy their videos. I would be double sad if nobody else watched them.

[@fantasmadelab5585]

DreaminMachine they still get very decent views per video

[@markhawksford785]

That earthquake bed thing had me in bulk. Haven't seen that one for years.

[@Chalz108]

C'mon guys you can do better

[@00spaceissocool00]

Tbh

[@themansmurf]

it's funny because the guy is yelling for his dad to open his eye's lol

[@lacking5699]

I honestly cant even tell when they fuck with alek’s face anymore. My idea of what he looks like has shifted.

[@lando9184]

8:34 Alek's moose knuckle 😂😂😂

[@andrewbamby1339]

I just realised that the music at the start was the Aladdin "friend like me" song

[@TyRexDaQT]

3:24 The look James gives Aleks after he says that is just so filled with disappointment, hahaha!

[@kidqismat3295]

The music in the beginning was the same as crazy 8's in game pigeon LMAO I was soooo confused

[@Smoke393]

I love how they brought in milo yiannopoulos to guess star the show!

[@alexandrialynn8539]

The spookiest thing this year will be Aleks channel coming back from the dead. 👻👻☠️🎃🎃

[@mokshsurange7607]

The guy in the video is on the floor cause his dad is lying in it unconscious, trying to put his all into the scene and Aleks is just like ooooh bathroom floor tequila 😂😂😂

[@TheSoulGambit]

That good good soft Car Boys tunes at the end.

[@TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

THE POINT OF THIS SERIES IS TO TYPE IN RANDOM SHIT AND WATCH UNKNOWN AND CRAZY VIDEOS. NOT MAINSTREAM SHIT. This series has just turned into a "lets react to shit everyones seen" instead of unknown weird shit like how it started