The Cost of Concordia

[@InternetHistorian]

Q&A: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2emo5ewbLqibcU

[@scgunship]

cool

[@kaush5]

thank you mr historian

[@Kai-hf5wt]

Thank you Mr Zuckerburg

[@thomaswburkhart]

thanks, chief

[@Laura-Yu]

Noice

[@LifeofBoris]

hand reveal

[@TPK_MAKG]

that is true boris

[@yj_gaming]

holy shit

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

E

[@vantelmehe4223]

Ey, Boris has come to see us!

[@parzival8061]

Why are you everywhere

[@SjaakBonestaak]

It seems like the only people that actually knew wtf they were doing were the mechanic and the magician

[@samssa7813]

Fr those below deck crew are some of the real heroes

[@alexandre007opa]

Yeah the magician disappeared

[@eddster1987]

The safety officer seemed pretty on the ball.

[@justz00t48]

I'm still wondering if that woman is still in the box.

[@OrdinaryEXP]

@@justz00t48 The magician opened the latch before he ran away 12:54

[@aresef]

The captain was trying to do that Han Solo "everything's fine here, how are you" bit for like two hours.

[@RedboRF]

btw "Schettino" in English does sound wierdly alike with the Russian word "scotina" which means "a filthy stupid animal"

[@hermannabt8361]

That's the ship that made the drive-by-salute in 0.35 mils.

[@randomwhittyname41]

*Scrrrraattccchhh* "A boring cruise, anyways. CHEWIE!?"

[@shastaweston]

Situation NoRmAl.

[@thaneofwhiterun3562]

@@RedboRF Well, fate is a strange thing isn't it?

[@DAC936]

I got fired as a teenager for being late to food lion after high school too many times. This guy wrecked that many cruise ships and kept his job before this. The world is unfair.

[@Agent3030-h1u]

The world is and always has been unfair

[@catholicdad]

Food Lion bastards!

[@vitorpsn1]

Amen brethren, that's a crucial realisation. Adjust and act accordingly.

[@jamesbailey6257]

When you have positions of authority rules don't apply to you.

[@RT-qd8yl]

You both deserved to be fired 🤷‍♀️

[@alina18600]

interesting how the random lady on the ship who called her daughter did more to save lives than the captain

[@a_dog_with_sushi4250]

Ye captain speggeti brain was doing it for the money not for the job let alone Alvaro g abt his passengers

[@BlueblueN]

Right? Always think for yourself, especially in such situations, they don't want to cause panic, but that doesn't mean they have your best interest at heart, as in this case. Don't do drastic crazy shit though, but don't just listen like a sheep if your instinct tells you something's wrong, like a "blackout" causing a ship to tilt. I would have been standing with a life vest next to a life boat if they told me to go back to the cabins

[@Triantalex]

false.

[@Triantalex]

@Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte she didn't do more to save lives. its that simple.

[@aaronstorey9712]

@@Triantalex she informed the coast guard. Which allowed them to start preperations for an evacuation before the captain even bothered reporting the ship was taking on water.

[@HoovyTube]

The storytelling abilities, the segments with the png images moving around, this channel resurrects all the mortal souls every time it uploads.

[@mad_asian1610]

how tf did you invent time travel

[@Slorborbius]

Didn’t think I’d see Hoovy Tube here, but I’m not complaining

[@Illiterate243]

Drip or down am I right 😎

[@alexsozansky]

Omg the png images..omg those cut out png images are so resourceful and unique aren't they? I love PNG IMAGES. PNG IMAGES. PNG IMAGES

[@HoovyTube]

@@alexsozansky Are you having a stroke?

[@timesnewlogan2032]

On one hand, the fact that less than three dozen died out of several thousand aboard would normally be considered fortunate. On the other hand, it confirms that if the captain hadn't lied for so long and actually taken action, no one would have died at all.

[@victorkreig6089]

It wasn't too much of a disaster tbh and the majority of people who died did so because they were asleep, it being right at the coast and there being no storm also helped a lot

[@keicorsac]

@@victorkreig6089 The sinking and abandonment of a several million dollar vessel even with nobody aboard could still be called a disaster

[@victorkreig6089]

@@keicorsac no it isn't, that's just financially irresponsible

[@keicorsac]

@@victorkreig6089 It can be both, an earthquake with 0 casualties would still be called a natural disaster

[@isabellind1292]

Yeah, the mistress should watch the mother who lost her son, the ship's violinist describe her loss (along w/all the other lost souls aboard) while she's whining away about how she died twice! It's heartbreaking to watch that poor mother. No wonder this little tart ended up w/such an over-bloated ham. One woman gushed over sitting at the table next to Schettino at dinner like he was a rock star! (Omg, she could have reached out & touched him - a regular stud muffin)!

[@whtxombi4955]

My heart goes out to the poor souls that died in the elevator. What a horrible way to go.

[@falconeshield]

The saddest part was that NOONE from the staff went to check the lifts during that half hour between the crash and the general emergency call!

[@Aaron-fb6mb]

The thought of that haunts me

[@Cbd_7ohm]

What I learned from 9/11 and this. Never trust elevators.

[@whtxombi4955]

@@Cbd_7ohm Got that right!

[@ExcursionMAN]

I thought people were stuck in elevators too but I read an article that said this - "Three Electricians testified that all lifts reached their scheduled deck after the blackout however one elevator was found by the speleologist divers with the doors opened, and bodies were found on the bottom of the shaft. This suggests that the doors were opened on this lift when the emergency switchboard was connected in the forced mode at around 22.15. "

[@snowbeast4463]

Love how none of the passengers trusted the staff and they were completly right.

[@sirironsights2456]

I mean they aren't dumb, a big screech followed by everything going tits up and the crew saying its another field day in Denmark? Yeah idk I'd be busy inventing a way to be Moses

[@adventurerretro3766]

Movies and real-life situations like this have taught me not to trust those in power in times of crisis.

[@jtleon7086]

@@adventurerretro3766 ....NYC twin tower 9/11, "everything is fine report back to your office

[@Khenfu_Cake]

Well, the ship was listing. People could feel and literally see the effects of it, so no wonder they wanted to abandon ship. Who knows; if most people had believed what the staff initially told them more might have died, since they wouldn't have been able to get out in time. If they had returned to their cabins and taken off their life vests. Scary thought 😐

[@TheKML777]

@@adventurerretro3766 At that point, those who were supposed to be in power have already lost theirs, making them worse than useless. You're better off on your own.

[@masgaz9748]

I like how the people without any known photos are made from The Sims 4

[@ricksaburai]

@@gh1h3 yep, IH would probably get restricted if he used private information, including photos which aren't widely publicized. Even says so on every disclaimer

[@kraigadams]

imagine living through this and then being recommended this masterpiece of a KZbin content

[@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012]

Whole life has lead to this moment

[@therealpuzzlecube3123]

"52 seconds ago" granted I already watched like 20 minutes

[@stevemc01]

I imagine a Costa Concordia survivor watching this. Imagine if the convicted and that Moldovan Karen saw it. Imagine if they saw this comment...

[@Tinfoiltomcat]

"Yes, exactly like this."

[@balloon3503]

"Hey that's me!"

[@RealCoolstriker64]

It’s gotta take some serious balls to say “I died twice” while you’re at a hearing for a tragedy where 30 or so people *literally* died.

[@nicholasbrown668]

moreso just not having a good grasp of English

[@Littledog0808]

And she is STILL allowed free despite having been a stowaway AND involved in the fatal shipwreck

[@Dillybar777]

​@@Littledog0808she wasn't in charge of the ship in any way bumble fuck

[@emiledlund9559]

She’s quite unlucky when quite many other people had the luxury of only dying once

[@tycho_m]

add to that, her social media bio currently reads: "Domnica Cemortan Costa Concordia Survivor / Human rights activist"

[@SharpVCN]

“No more 45 minute videos on the main channel” I like that because that probably means more videos more often, but I’m also kinda sad because these long ass videos are such a joy to watch

[@tommmicron]

Nah... More 46 minute 48 second videos is what he meant

[@k23180]

I like the long videos :(

[@voodoo2006]

slide 2: internet historian: incognito mode

[@battlinjoe2592]

@@voodoo2006 I wonder what the secret channels are, tho...

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

More or less

[@simonwoods2169]

I'm Italian, this is a god-tier documentary, not even the journalists are this good at reconstruct the events. Hell, I've learned more about the event by watching this video than from the actual media.

[@gabrielink1709]

Indeed

[@DavidRamirez-lq2co]

This was like the HBO Chernobyl documental

[@TWolf-gt6if]

A perfect balance of information, memes, and godlike editing

[@ElePiloniKrati]

Yeah, also from italy, not expecting such a masterpiece

[@Arenuphis]

@@DavidRamirez-lq2co except without the scarenongering and mysticism

[@s5dness682]

I love how everyone is either a stock image or a sims character.

[@ballsmaster6937]

I can’t even imagine his search history

[@Komega01]

honestly whats the difference

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Nah that’s actually how it was didn’t you know everyone in Italy are either Sims characters or Stock images?

[@ericschnautz6603]

Exactly how things should be.

[@adamcako5281]

Give some credit to the Oblivion guard judge at 41:27 as well

[@neat24]

videos like this is why cable tv is failing. one of the most well done deep dives I've ever seen. masterfully made and held 100% of my attention the entire time.

[@jaybyhop]

I regularly rewatch this and the other vids. They are a masterpiece

[@olivebrosnan4437]

Not to mention how funny some parts are like the line where he says “dude is determined to abandon his wife as well”

[@soupstoreclothing]

unfortunately he stole most of this video from a vanity fair article and didn't bother crediting the person who wrote his video for him where he profited well over $100k in ad revenue.

[@RaNc0R]

@@soupstoreclothingnot really, man in cave video yes he got the copyright strike, no this one is fair use.

[@ekki1993]

@@RaNc0R This one was from a different article, apparently. If you're so blatant as to do an entire article, you've done it before.

[@SerTasera]

"Who steals a big fuckoff bell?" From what I understand, the ship's bell is the ultimate souvenir for wreck divers.

[@jamesharding3459]

If I dive on a wreck, I want the bell if it's still there.

[@hallamhal]

Yep, just look at the Edmund Fitzgerald

[@kereminde]

@@hallamhal Not exactly a souvenir, though. It was recovered to go in a museum, reportedly at the behest of the families of those lost with the ship.

[@Exoterminally]

Than just go to a minecraft village and steal the bell from there and not from a fuckin' ship wreck

[@kereminde]

@@Exoterminally ... why don't the shipwrecks in Minecraft have bells? Maybe that's where the villagers got theirs...

[@Neptunequeen42]

Those engineers and mechanics are the real mvps. Putting aside the clown show on the bridge, they did their goddamn jobs down there to the absolute best of their ability under the circumstances and under immense pressure. I hope they got the recognition they deserved and weren’t lumped in with “the crew was incompetent/at fault”.

[@Redemptive_Neerdowell]

They should have even more credit for putting themselves in harms way and even risking the fact of drowning with no chance of survival (because water-tight bulkheads or blocked exits) just to try and keep a sinking ship afloat long enough for as many people to get off as possible is heroic as hell.

[@burningsinner1132]

I hate to say it, but if it weren't for people like this, we'd be in one hell of a wasteland. Let's just say that your local drainage systems take approximately 72 hours to turn into epidemic distribution system, repairs can't be performed properly because funds for real needs are cut so the management could get another Lamborghini, system as whole is 10+ years overdue for full-blown overhaul and all this cardhouse holds together on a dude in rebreather chanting that he is quitting this g-ass job while literally duct-taping the pieces.

[@dashiellgillingham4579]

Engineers are the reason most of the stuff you have isn't broken or killing you, from the tapwater to the electricity. They don't get paid enough.

[@gigiis526]

Why blaspheme the Lord? You are sinning!

[@Redemptive_Neerdowell]

@@gigiis526 You do know we probably don't care, right? I don't care. Believe what you want to believe, but don't try to drag me down because your religion or culture finds something I or someone else did bad in their eyes and bring them down because of your unique values.

[@jacobpatch1588]

It could've been worse. They could've offered 500 atoms in in-game currency as compensation

[@airbournestrike]

Fuck compensation! Light wood laminate! Light wood laminate!

[@Sylinnilys]

@@airbournestrike Discount off the ticket when the Concordia sails again under its very same captain... LEL

[@vanguardRailgun924]

Ironically that was a better deal, cause the money that was offered was only enough to cover the expenses for a trip home, So after getting home you’d be back to square one minus the stuff you lost. So the 76 customers got off better XD

[@Grgrqr]

I don’t know where that’s from..

[@J.O.T.4.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@novaklija]

Did anyone miss the fact that the only reason the harbor master even found out about the incident is that a passenger called her daughter, who called the police and then the police called the harbor master. That is about as fucked up as it gets

[@randbarrett8706]

Self-preservation above all else

[@Blahblahblah28504]

I honestly don't know what was the bigger red flag: the dude who managed to become captain in two years, or the helmsmen with a massive language barrier.

[@400cabal]

Por que no los dos

[@alxgrhrd141]

It’s like the plot to a cruise liner sitcom but actually not funny because dead people

[@CODDE117]

The fucker that hired them both! The captain had already wrecked ships beforehand. How do you get a job as a captain if you've left behind wrecks everywhere?

[@unnecessaryapostrophe4047]

Kinda racist tbh

[@400cabal]

@@unnecessaryapostrophe4047 how is that racist?

[@diego3.164]

"Vada a Bordo Cazzo!" was iconic, but it wasn't the best part of their dialogue during the sinking. "Schettino lei si sarà salvato dalla furia del mare, ma io le faccio passare l'anima di guai" -"Schettino you might have escaped the fury of the sea, but I'll make sure you have a miserable life" was the best one

[@roxas4930]

In other words, JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

[@stealthlock6634]

I saw it translated as, “You may have escaped the sea today, but I will really hurt you”. Either way, POWERFUL

[@Otty2Hotty]

@@stealthlock6634 there's no direct translation that sounds good, closest would be 'I'll make your life a living hell'

[@halleyscomet0867]

"You may have escaped the fury of the sea, but I'll make sure you won't escape the fury of me!"?

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

that's too long to get tattooed but it fuckin owns

[@KappaKiller108]

I don't think people give this deputy mayor enough credit. He literally ran onto a sinking ship to help people, thats not his responsibility nobody would expect him to do that. He just did that because he's a good person

[@Dime_time333]

Other officials should take note.

[@internationalsonicrchampio3673]

It may have also been due to his experience from his position. I'm not exactly privy to the resposibilities of an Italian deputy mayor but his role could have provided him with experience in leadership, coordination of large groups of people or calmly handling stressful situations under pressure. These are critical and life-saving skills to have in an emergency situation and he could have recognised his ability to help, especially with so many useless important crew onboard. Whether he did or not, still massive props to him for being a good person and a hero who likely saved one or more lives.

[@gibran6190]

Yeah, pretty Chad move honestly.

[@gibran6190]

Yeah, pretty Chad move honestly.

[@phillipjohn4800]

Could also be good for publicity too, my guess is he did it for both reasons

[@chaseryans4808]

An excellent, subtle addition at 23:49 to say “People still on board: 32” when the last survivor is rescued. It’s a wonderful, yet soft recognition of those that never made it off the ship.

[@ziggle5000]

Really makes you wonder who he stole the idea from.

[@theunknowman12]

​@@ziggle5000 ahh one of that guy minion. Still attacking even though barely anybody beside your side cares eh?

[@jensboeriis]

​@@ziggle5000 I have seen you cry in multiple comments now 😢

[@godzillakaijuboy]

@@theunknowman12 context?

[@pkelly206]

@@godzillakaijuboyih plagiarised the man in cave video, and when any fan brings it up, they get attacked by other fans even tho its a very valid criticism to make

[@surrealentertainment]

still in awe of your storytelling abilities

[@R0MANAP]

hey babe

[@AndrewPalafox1]

yup

[@VegasMilgauss]

Bee bee bop bop

[@ZyxieRumor]

Oh hey, Surreal. How's it going?

[@twu1909]

Poh

[@spykkielee7627]

It was kind of messed up of the media to try to shift the blame to the mistress "distracting the captain" as if he wasn't the one in charge of this disaster, but imagine having the absolute audacity to say "today I die for the second time" to the camera when people actually died on that ship...

[@dragonheart1236]

I was prepared to feel bad for her until that bullshit

[@suspiciouschicken]

I mean I'd be distracted by her

[@comradeklar5749]

Agreed. Although I guarantee that she did indeed distract him, that was entirely his fault for bringing her there in the first place, and then not having the self-discipline to do his damn job, regardless of her presence.

[@raoulduke3000]

as far as I remember he even blamed her for touching his hair when traces of cocaine were found in a hair analysis. I'd really like to know how or why he got away with this excuse.

[@yeaboiiii]

well i guess it takes a lot for them to ever blame a man for his own actions

[@subtotalaljar3620]

The only person that seemed competent was the repair engineer. That guy was jury rigging that fan with a screwdriver to buy more time. Time the captain wasted. Glad someone told him to evacuate despite the captain.

[@dragonstormdipro1013]

Tbh the repair engineer, the security officer who disobeyed the captain, the Indian waiter, all were lions led by 1 fucking donkey

[@karandras2854]

@@dragonstormdipro1013 a donkey who served little time in jail, welcome to Italy

[@yoshidasaki17703]

@@karandras2854 meanwhile China. Tigers led by mice

[@MrRedsjack]

@@karandras2854 he is still in jail. What do you mean?

[@TheLalchi]

@@dragonstormdipro1013 mad respect for them. Really sad the waiter died saving people.

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

That korean couple jeez. Sounds like an absolute nightmare waking up to that

[@JK-gm6kk]

If they were north Korean, they'd be like this is still an improvement

[@Deneberus]

@@JK-gm6kkThey couldn't have been North Koreans. North Koreans are basically prisoner citizens who aren't allowed to leave their "country"

[@gyrthez246]

@@Deneberus Some are and do, to China/Russia. Usually North Koreans that are deemed very committed to the NK regime, and are sent off to China/Russia to do cheap labour to earn money to send back home for the regime. Some North Koreans also become disillusioned and defect to another country that doesn't have an extradition agreement with NK (generally Mongolia, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand or Vietnam), when they reach these countries they turn themselves into the authorities there intentionally because those countries will extradite them to South Korea. There's been a reported minimum of 34000 North Koreans who have escaped North Korea by defecting in one way or another since 1998. So generally speaking, yes you are right in the sense that it is unlikely they would be North Koreans, but it isn't absolutely implausible. And that statistic that I mentioned exclusively applies to defectors, there are thousands more North Koreans that live and work in China, Russia and Poland as slave/cheap labour. High ranking members of the DPRK are occasionally permitted to travel abroad for recreational stuff, sometimes their children are permitted to live abroad in the West for education.

[@bruzote]

@@gyrthez246 - Their families would typically be held back as collateral.

[@Cbd_7ohm]

​@@DeneberusYou totally missed the point of the comment. It's just a joke.

[@Guadalajara1937]

"Captain get back on board for fuck sake" As an italian I am greatful that you shed light on this tragedy

[@redzeitgeist854]

Why are you every where?

[@Guadalajara1937]

@@redzeitgeist854 because I am eternal

[@HitsugiHime]

I’m shocked this wasn’t more internationally covered this whole thing is a huge deal!

[@cielros]

is italy nice

[@jedimastertitaniumdickmana2939]

a normal name Like all places it depends on where you go but yes Italy is a very lovely place Venice would be a good recommendation

[@ltrr9118]

Tbh that engineer in the engine room was truly incredible and was a first class engineer turning the fan on and off and staying down there even though it was flooded

[@StrikeWarlock]

Even scarier when doing so puts him at risk of electrocution.

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

In the behind the scenes version, he reveals that pilon kept basically the entire emergency generator system online using a rag and a screwdriver. Now that's a real engineer.

[@crack4184]

@@KeremMeteOzdemir Damn, he was not lying at all on his resume

[@leone.6190]

@@KeremMeteOzdemir that's "Das Boot" level on engineering. Top man

[@brainrich1358]

What a hero. If it wasn't for him, that situation would've been way worse and with way more casualties

[@averylennon8454]

“This isn’t like any electrical problem she’s ever seen.” With the footage of plates sliding across the floor had me in tears.

[@fireemblemaddict128]

I think there’s a scene just like that in Titanic.

[@SurvivorMaster]

I would believe the bridge if I was a passanger and they said a blackout was causing the leaning of the ship. If I didn't know much about how the boats worked, I might assume the gyroscope that controled the ship's left and right water pressure stability systems was out. Would seem perfectly probable to me.

[@agbottan]

Electric problem with plates sliding... Could the blates being pulled by an bizarre magnetic field?

[@toothpasteman3400]

@@agbottan maybe the ballasts aren't working properly? IDK I'm not an engineer.

[@sgt.thundercok4704]

Sometimes we need a Karen.

[@ericdreblow8564]

The transitions between segments with the asset of the Costa Concordia exploding just become progressively more hilarious each time

[@stew.enjoyer]

the fact the dude called him on his cell phone to keep frying him up... LEGEND

[@NikoJr.]

It's almost as if a language barrier existing in something as important as the bridge of the ship is a bad thing.

[@CharlieBam]

He was only the pilot though, don't see the problem

[@bi7630]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh twitter will get mad!

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@bi7630 Ye they’ll cancel you

[@07_danishwistara29]

And I'm confused at how he became a helmsman with his previous jobs of being a housekeeper and a house painter, those are one of the lowest jobs in Indonesia and require no education whatsoever

[@zerosen1972]

@@07_danishwistara29 Affirmative Action

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

This is the luxury equivalent of Jurassic Park. Spared no expense with the attraction, spared every expense with manpower and safety.

[@TonyBMan]

And then Dennis Nedry turns the navigation systems off.

[@rikumajumder1558]

All it took was 1 corrupt man to not do a thing they knew better off.

[@reubensandwich9249]

"When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked" "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists"

[@gearyt2355]

Well, they didn't spare any safety expenses, just the person in charge was comedically incompetent.

[@mankeil4468]

@@gearyt2355 Spared expanses both on the crew, and the maintenance of safety equipment Water tight doors failed, emergency generator failed, black box failed.

[@Annie-rw2ec]

I'm from Savona, my family and others helped the survivors after they arrived in Savona's city port, I'll never forget it. Thank you for talking about this tragedy❤

[@gmt1]

People often question the intelligence/competence of fictional characters, like in horror or crime. Saying "they couldn't possibly be that stupid!" and the like, and yet here is the perfect example of human stupidity in real life. This sounds like an episode of Archer ffs.

[@devonesq.7533]

the more we succeed the more sloppy we get, and then we tumble apart

[@shadowpriest2574]

There is a difference tho. Unlike real life , in fiction there is allways someone to answer for the actions of the characters while IRL there is none , which means that its the author's duty to leave little up for interpretation if he can . Charater actions need to be excused by motivations, personality and so on. Seccondly , the author is GOD as far as the book is concerned so he cant explain things by chance since there is no chance when you are GOD . Thirdly realism is not necesarily good . Plausibility is what is good .

[@devonesq.7533]

@@shadowpriest2574 im talking about irl :)

[@shadowpriest2574]

@@devonesq.7533 my comment was refering to the original post.

[@SirDankleberry]

The thing is when Archer crashes a ship he's usually drunk and it's funny. This guy was sober and it was a tragedy.

[@gerardodalena1874]

You forgot when a prestigious university gave him the chance to give lessons on "panic management". After the disaster.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

He never responded because of “communication issues“

[@nika9037]

"alright kids, this is what you shouldnt do"

[@nighttrain1236]

A Doctor of Disasterology.

[@brendon1689]

which one?

[@MajoradeMayhem]

He is kinda a textbook case... in what not to do. Don't freeze up. Don't go into denial. Don't lose situational awareness. Don't lie. Don't abandon responsibility. DO take command and communicate orders clearly.

[@Supercatandrewman]

After seeing the Fyre Festival, I didn't think the Internet Historian could recite a more jaw-droppingly disastrous event than that... boy was I wrong.

[@thomasagra856]

Incompetence: water edition lmao

[@MatthewHodges]

Even though Fyre sucked, this one caused actual deaths.

[@user-Jay178]

Yeah people need to do and be better

[@Ramsey276one]

...Did I watch that one? Gotta make sure later! XD

[@ProtoZealott]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Some Guy

[@friggendude987]

This was the last video I watched with my dad before he died.. he loved it. Thank you, you made him laugh hard in his last days which he badly needed.

[@Alikatt9]

I’m so sorry for you loss. I lost my dad last year too. I’m so glad he had a chance to see this video and now it has such a special meaning. Makes me wish I would’ve had my dad watch this too he would’ve thought it was hilarious too 🫶🏾🫶🏾

[@QueenPancake-]

Live a long good life, he'll be waiting for ya in whatever lies beyond this world, make sure ya tell him you lived a good life when you find him ❤

[@SomeonessChannel]

There is something even more IRONIC and outrageous that has never been mentioned in the video: The "captain" Schettino has been invited by the University of Sapienza to hold a lecture about, I shit you not, panic management.

[@spyrelle3970]

*muffled screaming*

[@concept5631]

What a good way to tarnish your reputation.

[@houseofschenck6230]

Is it supposed to be a lesson in what not to do?

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

This probably isn’t the case but i’d like to imagine it as a “don’t do what i did” type of thing or just a professor saying: “look at this pathetic worm. He isn’t worthy to be captain of the guard. He might as well be off to jail with his goods now forfeit or he pays with his blood. Even the Coast Guard Captain said ‘what’s the matter? Getting tired?’”

[@houseofschenck6230]

@@obijuanquenobi1911 Maybe they'll let him present and then the professor will tell the class to ignore everything he said.

[@ThatSB]

Ships bells are basically the identity of the ship and are expensive and kept in immaculate condition. I work on a tugboat and even our bell was stolen recently

[@lucariolps277]

Aren't the bells fairly heavy? Must be hard to steal

[@LukSter18998]

it must take… big bells

[@des4929]

But still to quote the vid "who steals a big fuck of bell"

[@KRDecade2009]

@@des4929 crackheads who use the metal to buy drugs

[@LukSter18998]

@@des4929 quite a few people i guess😅

[@OMIMreacts]

Crazy how, if the people actually listened to the captain and the crew's lies, way more people would have died. The real tragedy was only avoided because the people sensed there was a real problem at hand and acted accordingly.

[@lennybrewster4673]

Yup. Always trust your gut. Not "authority"

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

@@lennybrewster4673 No. You dont trust your digestive system for rational decisions.

[@susumeyun]

That's what happened in the Sewol Ferry incident, unfortunately

[@Ambipie]

Humans have the rat's eye. We know when shits going down

[@Leonard_Wolf_2056]

​@@lennybrewster4673 trust your gut? Trust your mind*

[@WalnutBun]

Genuinely wondering what Schettino expected to gain from lying to the coast guard. I can't imagine a single scenario where doing so could possibly have a better outcome for him than just telling the truth and calling for a rescue.

[@Xerclipse]

He was just trying to delay the inevitable and was in huge denial. There wouldnt be a good scenario where that would be helpful but he had a pride to preserve I guess lol

[@eevee2411]

It's wild but I notice this a lot more often with people 'like him.' Like murderers who know they're caught, or when ppl know their partner will find out they're cheating but keep lying until the very end. It's like they're hoping for a miracle to keep them in the clear or they can't handle having to say it out loud or something. They do seem to be people who are used to getting away with stuff that is insane to get away with tbf (like this captain or in general ppl who never had to face the consequences for their actions bc their parents would step in or something) so that makes sense. Like they think as long as I don't admit it I can get away with it.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Most likely he didn't wanna "look bad" or some bull. Pride. Most definitely pride. Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

[@RenegadesReact]

Cruising down the coast in my 64.

[@emptyice]

b

[@RexcorJ]

Reppin' the cap'ns, boats 'n hoes.

[@peachguys]

When the vid coming?

[@RenegadesReact]

@@peachguys tomorrow

[@mervishshaun1113]

Eazy e

[@drosera88]

That's pretty ballsy for the mayor to just get on a lifeboat and start rescuing people personally when he's not even a sailor or crewman. Incredible how so many people stepped up and took initiative when they saw that the crew (some of them) wasn't.

[@vffa]

Yeah, kinda surprised the ship didn't abruptly sink when he entered it, consider his massive steel balls.

[@drosera88]

Nah, he wrapped a huge chain around his waist and jumped onto the rocks so he could anchor the ship and prevent it from sinking any further.

[@pepijn23]

I heard he had experience as a sailor, but I have no sources for that.

[@brookhall8957]

it's ironic for Schettino as he had to pull strings to get a job where you can direct, lead and save people and couldn't really do it and was a coward meanwhile others untrained did their best and stayed courageous in the face of this disaster.

[@drosera88]

@@brookhall8957 What's more ironic is that had he done his job he'd probably be better off now because there's a good chance that many, if not all of the deaths, could have been prevented if he just issued an evacuation order once he knew the ship was fucked. Yeah, he'd still be in deep shit, but at least people would see him as someone who owned up to what he did instead of being a laughing stock featured in an Internet Historian video.

[@BrightSunFilms]

Fantastic video. You did this story and it’s weird ass quirks justice!

[@dimasbostyalfarizki490]

Heya i was watching your own concordia video when this vid pops up

[@snakegum9288]

Keep up the ship vids, love em' man

[@xxX_420BlazeIt_Xxx]

I saw your Concordia video some time ago.

[@SeanA099]

I loved your video on it too

[@edwardangel6888]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@participatoroftomfoolery]

44:03 i think its pretty funny that getting the ship to float again costed more than double that of the ship itself

[@ozymandiaz1465]

This really shows how “connections” can get you jobs you don’t deserve.

[@johnaustin209]

Also, the corruption of Italy...

[@OpaOpaAmerikaNaduppa]

Dude, Italy it s old school, like you said connections, it s all about favors, it s all doddggy. In a State where the anti mafia leader is involved deeply with mafia and has no remorse is done for me.

[@kiwi_2_official]

ozymandias

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Raccomandato 💯

[@OhsohLibre]

Almost there. The companies that work through "connections" usually end up sinking like this ship

[@waifu_enjoyer]

Higher quality than a Netflix documentary.

[@ncrvako]

that's possibly a low standard.

[@jaypeterman9721]

More trustworthy too

[@cfoxaskew]

@@jaypeterman9721 ye, cause Internet historian isn't a pedo

[@kankuj23]

Fucking weeb

[@BlackIce45wasbezet]

for real tho, lmfao

[@CP-ll6qg]

Damn, props to the lady and her daughter who called the police, they probably saved lives that day.

[@lewisirwin5363]

There was a similar situation in New Zealand when the Mikhail Lermontov went down- the local farmers saw the wreck and radioed the authorities and the local fishing village, who sent basically every boat out to pick up survivors. I think the wife got an ONZM or something a few years back.

[@engineergaming1537]

@@lewisirwin5363 ONZM?

[@lewisirwin5363]

@@engineergaming1537 NZ Order of Merit, a sort of knighthood or just below, like Britain's OBE.

[@allegedcombustion9014]

@@engineergaming1537 only New Zealander medal

[@engineergaming1537]

@@lewisirwin5363 Oh okay

[@sherwoodlikesomecheese]

The absolute fucking commitment of making a big fucking pot of spaghetti with all the fixins just to pull it out by hand and reveal THE DEETS in the bottom for 10 second transition is just fucking incredible

[@shadowwolf6205]

Kinda made me sad

[@I_dcd]

That spaghetti looked so fucking good 😢😢😢

[@stevenschnepp576]

@@I_dcd It looked like noodles in canned sauce.

[@skorpion7132]

What a waste of spaghetti.

[@GippyHappy]

come on it takes like 5 minutes to make spaghetti haha

[@No-pm4ss]

I’m pissed that the company got off that easy. The negligence is just too much...

[@jimdandy8119]

Government doesn't enforce laws on those who can pay. There is literally no country where this isn't true.

[@MK-qv7bq]

@@jimdandy8119 except North Korea

[@sirhootsalot2343]

@@MK-qv7bq CAN anyone pay in that country?

[@joschmoe7853]

@@sirhootsalot2343 Chinese citizens sometimes will go into north korea to give north koreans food. When they get caught.... they can just slip the guards - who are just as poor as the citizens, some cash and get away scott free

[@JC-ce8fn]

@@joschmoe7853 huh, I guess sometimes corruption is a good thing

[@XBR4Da]

The deputy mayor actually getting on the ship and helping with the evacuation is a pretty badass move

[@navaryn2938]

People here used to say that those events showcased the doublefaced nature of Italy. Noble heroes on one side, incompetent corrupt cowards on the other.

[@gabrieleriva651]

Not even the mayor. The DEPUTY mayor!

[@salsalvador3354]

That man better have gotten an award or im suing the entire nation

[@dustinlawson5882]

@@navaryn2938 in the usa our officals dont have that first side

[@filthydisgustingape5354]

@@navaryn2938 It reminds me of that Greek crewed cruise ship off South Africa--the captain and crew abandoned the ship with it's passengers as the ship began to sink. The shipboard Band that was entertaining the passengers actually did the job of organizing the evacuation and contacting authorities on shore for the rescue. When Costa Concordia happened, I thought--FINALLY A captain even more cowardly and incompetent than that Greek Captain.

[@Tiorpk]

This Pilon guy is an unsung hero. He tried his best to salvage the situation with just a screwdriver.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

Meanwhile Cpt: I go fall off now

[@Catterjeeo]

A real life Dr who.

[@kriskay5020]

@@Catterjeeo trying to save the day with a screwdriver

[@zackzittel7683]

It wasn’t the captain?

[@bernardosantos8020]

My thoughts, exactly

[@youcantshimshamthezimmzamm5712]

I used to work on tugboats and the scrutiny of captains and pilots ESPECIALLY when passengers are present on the boat is very freaking high. I always assumed it would be 10 times as scrutinized when it comes to cruise ships but I guess I was entirely wrong

[@schalitz1]

The question is though, did you work in Italy? Cause nepotism is king there it's all about "who you know."

[@maigle.4136]

Many people who died were found in the elevators. When power went down they got stuck between floors. The security system malfunctioned in some of them and people could scape, but others had their doors shut and they couldn't be open from the inside. However power was restored, light came back and there are videos of people casually walking around and staff telling them that everything is ok and to stay calm. That is, there was a moment in which they could have checked the elevators for people trapped and maybe try to open them, but for some reason they decided to just wait. I can't stop thinking about how many people could have survived if they had just checked.

[@astrowolvez]

Jesus christ!’

[@sadrabbit53]

Terrifying to be trapped in a box filling with water, and no one hears your cries for help through the pandemonium outside

[@chasegriffin5205]

😱... And that is one of the many reasons why I stick to taking the stairs!😓

[@fenderstratADHD]

One of the passengers along with their child attempted to retrieve medication from their cabin and they both died when they were trapped in the elevator

[@puppiesarepower3682]

Never use an elevator in an emergency. But people do it anyway. If you have legs, use them.

[@adman1381]

Internet Historian is a shining example of quality over quantity.

[@TheRox0923]

Problem is, he can do both

[@BeZ010110]

He’s the kind of famous this world needs

[@matthewsuttinger4179]

He just puts all the garbage in incognito channel.

[@KungFuKennyK]

Facts i can rewatch his videos all the time

[@BeZ010110]

@@matthewsuttinger4179 he’s now more reliable than the news

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

The real hero of this story is the Australian trying to sell the ship on eBay, truly, more people should aspire to be like that guy

[@styraco4739]

"Used condition. Some minor scuffs."

[@favoritemustard3542]

_Certainement mon Capitaine!!_

[@BushidoBrownSama]

"Buyer to collect"

[@Vajrapani108]

He's the man that sold the world

[@babysealsareyummy]

An entire continent/country of shitposters. I love Australians so much 😂

[@nicoleh3703]

This was definitely the most exciting narration I've ever heard on KZbin. I was honestly winding yarn into a ball while listening, and I kept on going faster and faster because this was just so exciting!

[@senilevideoenjoyer]

As an Italian I'm amused by the amount of pasta and coffee that flew around the rooms during the impact 10/10

[@PabloJFerri]

And wine... dont forget the wine

[@psoras]

I just love the fact that all Italians in the video drive Italian sports cars. (Except for the cabbie, who drives, well, a cab).

[@playerxz6485]

Watching this video makes me hate italy and I'm not even italian .

[@Ratigee504]

@@playerxz6485 bruh thats kinda rude

[@sentosaco]

I felt guilty for laughing, so I'm glad to read your comment.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

The kicker here is that the passengers were donning life jackets and reporting to muster stations correctly DESPITE the crew. They were handling safety and procedure better than the ones whose job it was...

[@Knuspabrot]

The passengers main interest was their life and health, while the bridge crews wanted to save their careers.

[@purplebluecrow5082]

The captain’s mistress telling that random guy he isn’t allowed to record really sent me

[@Xadaj127]

I would've been like "Bitch, we just survived a shipwreck. You can't fucking stop me."

[@bluef1sh926]

I would follow her shouting "who tf are you to tell me what what to do? This is a public place and the law doesn't prohibit recording in a public place" I bet she wouldn't be so bossy after that.

[@Wolf6119]

See I initially assumed that she was the Captain's mistress AND ALSO had like, some kind of legitimate position of authority on the ship? But no, she was literally just the Captain's side piece, and a god damn stowaway at that, and yet she really had the audacity to just be like "Ummmm who said you could film this???"

[@marocainforlife]

@@bluef1sh926 cringe

[@stevemc01]

“Who say you allow?” “Me.”

[@LilypondMovie]

Schettino treated this situation like a trustfund fratboy who got a yacht for his 21st birthday

[@TransistorBased]

That's probably exactly what happened on his 21st birthday

[@AdamSilverbu]

His videos are a perfect mixture of looking like he’s not even trying, and at the same time looking like he put so much effort into the video.

[@AdamSilverbu]

@Daniel Chang I mean he deliberately makes some parts look like he’s just having fun and not taking it too seriously. Never said he doesn’t put a lot of effort in.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@AdamSilverbu the more you love what you do, the more you goof around... look at Elon Musk being the richest man in history and all he does is post based memes on Twitter 😂

[@d9zirable]

He puts effort into what matters

[@theviniso]

Dude, I've tried some very basic video editing for the first time in my life this month and only now I can grasp the absurd amount of effort that goes into making a video like this.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@theviniso wait until you watch a Albino or TwoMad video... you will be blown away

[@thejfj]

some history. shocking, really.

[@aidonmcnuggett3250]

Very wise Texan sock man

[@FranXiT]

I mean, he's Internet Historian and it's History that had an impact on the internet.

[@josephmccafferty4172]

My KZbin world just keeps getting smaller.

[@Darek_B52]

It's a titanic screwup

[@rowanfynes898]

Oh god it him the man who caught a tuna in Yakuza THE N WORD MAN

[@bplup6419]

Passengers: The ship is sinking. Crew: They're delusional. Send them to the lounge.

[@jordangraham2937]

You didn't see water in the engine room because it's not there!

[@scout4996]

3,6 compartments flooded. Not great not terrible

[@Kremit_the_Forg]

Apparently our ship sunk. Tell me, how does a Concordia-class cruise ship sink?

[@LocutusBorgOf]

Now I WANT a Chernobyl breakdown

[@stevemc01]

@@Kremit_the_Forg 1912 had the second sister of the class sink while 2012 had the lead sister sink. (you are right; she's a Costa Concordia-class cruise ship)

[@fernsandthistle]

Everything that could go wrong went wrong. The captain's incompetence is mind-blowing.

[@Rofler42]

The grandparents of my friend died during that accident because they were told to stay in their cabins. They stayed and sadly drowned.

[@TheMasterTelevision]

"heres $11,000" "f" -Costa Concordia

[@stevemc01]

I salute them in honor. May they never be forgotten. Tell your friend I said hello, please.

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

@Edward Noonan there's too much motivation for those in charge to lie and cover their asses. if they admit things went wrong, they admit to being responsible. the only reason they have to help people is because they are decent human beings and usually people in charge of disasters like this are assholes because that plays a part in why it happened. like here, a decent person would have the balls to say, "hey, im unqualified for a job of this magnitude, so i'll turn down the money and glamour for the safety of passengers".

[@CineZoneYT]

Yes i really believe you

[@Sorrowdusk]

@Edward Noonan Good to know. Works in almost any situation except an alien invasion.

[@Society_Dweller]

The part where the Ships crew was trying to avoid collision with the rocks was pretty tense ngl because of Internet Historians narration

[@willno8888]

It really was. This was an amazing watch.

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

Agreed

[@thatrandomloser3808]

Indeed

[@greatandmightykevin]

That and the Payday music, it really set the mood

[@CraftySouthpaw]

21:50 - For anyone who's interested, the conversation (or at least, _one of_ them) between the ship capt. and Coast Guard capt. was recorded and is on YT. And the ship capt. does indeed claim to have "slipped and fell" into a lifeboat. 🤣

[@spirz4557]

Link ?

[@patrickcross1571]

He then basically went through every excuse in the book to try and avoid going back on the ship, asserting he could coordinate the rescue from on the lifeboat he was on (which he wasn't doing and didn't do); DeFalco's response was to the effect of 'for god's sake, those people need someone on board the ship with them to keep order and let them know someone's there to help!', but Schettino refused ANYWAY!

[@yukaiyami]

The Q&A on incognito mode showed more of the call and man. Dude gets ripped MULTIPLE new ones. Brilliant.

[@0mnicide]

Similar to how he “tripped” into his mistress?

[@dominicksolerix2703]

That's it right there though. He's not really a captain. Is a security personnel in captain clothing

[@SpaceLoreB]

LOL the Italian comment at 31:49 says exactly "For god's sake leave piloting cabins alone"

[@johngancarcik5682]

Wise words considering she screwed up the 1st time she was in one

[@jackrackham3406]

Fun fact: Schettino taught a course on panic and crisis management in Rome in 2014, *two years after he nope'd the fuck out of managing the crisis he caused*

[@rainmanhart2809]

He finally mend his ways.

[@Revanbzn]

Those who can’t do, teach. Perfect example

[@niepowaznyczlowiek]

@@rainmanhart2809 no

[@michaelvalentinoyo1259]

@@maniaclaugh is Rome that corrupt???

[@bernardosantos8020]

No way

[@JacF6734]

The whole "lie to prevent a panic" thing always pisses me off. How the hell do you think that's going to help the situation at all, especially since people are just going to panic harder once they realize they've been lied to?

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

That only works if you can fix the situation and do something about it, the problem here is that they can't fix it and the Captain was in denial of what happened.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

is perfect to control the crowd WHEN THE DISASTER CAN BE SOLVED BEFORE they all realize... in those cases works perfectly. This was not one of those cases obviously

[@galladesamurai2380]

Why lie? It's better to tell everyone what is actually happening when a situation mean LIVES ARE ON THE LINE!!!!! because then you will cause more panic in the crowd if you lie about the F'ING SHIP SINKING!!!!

[@redbear8974]

@@galladesamurai2380 yes no ones denying the captain should have been honest here, he knew the ship was cooked and was dishonest which cost lives. But in the event of a resolvable situation (ie the ships not sinking but may have a flooded compartment) you lie to avoid panic because people scare easily and now you’re trying to solve a problem with the ship AND deal with people running around like headless chickens

[@1597B]

@@redbear8974 lmao Headless chickens

[@DigitalJesuit]

I really appreciate all of your content. Always well-researched, well-produced and just the right combination of fact, humor, and social commentary. Bravo! I have ONE nitpick on this video that really doesn't change the epic win that is "The Cost of Concordia", but I've rewatched this video a dozen times since it was released and I want to get it out there in case you ever do a reupload like you did with "Man in Cave"- "Civitavecchia", the port city mentioned at the start and midway of the video is pronounced "Chiv-uh-tuh-veck-e-a" and not "siv-uh-tuh-veck-e-a" -- But really, GREAT content!

[@arielcahn7728]

Let's hope this video never requires such a reupload... 😢

[@Ruckal]

Man in cave got reuploaded because they plagiarized the entire thing

[@MentholBreeze]

@@Ruckalyeah who cares

[@IHazMagics]

@@MentholBreeze most people not in Internet Historians parasocial circle. Open those blinds champ, there's so many other people out there.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475]

​@@MentholBreezePeople with a basic sense of respect

[@darknessvamp]

“Not content with abandoning his ship, this dude is determined to abandon his wife as well” How do you consistently come up with absolute bangers like this IH? Had me laughing nonstop for a good while there.

[@veridiumundaunted7978]

There's a reason why his videos take so long to make

[@cymes82]

I left them ... I left them all...and not just the passengers but the wife and the children too.

[@djpegao]

You take your time to perfectly cook a fine meal my friend, it's an art on itself.

[@stopit1389]

It’s not hard for him since he is a celestial being

[@zerophoenix6758]

it's kind of insane that the passengers had to be like "You're lying to me, I'm going to figure out how to get off this fucking ship", there is lying to protect passengers and then there is just denial of observable reality.

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo3336 no.

[@PostMortar]

2:25 Martin the Magician did one last trick: disappearing while no one was looking. What a legend. Tried to entertain the people during the panic.

[@Tom8201]

He's no Wallace Hartley.

[@Pumkin932]

The hero they deserved...

[@dnzc3548]

What a man.

[@what-jm1pd]

Schettino must've been part of the act too!

[@Iriamu-Guillermo]

I guess you can say he disappeared..... Without a tres. ...I’ll see myself out.

[@MegaLuigiXD]

Real quick note about the cocaine in the captains hair sample; I believe its not literally to say theres cocaine powder on the hair, but rather that it was in his system

[@FormerHumanX]

Kudos to the harbormaster, local police, and Italian coast guard for being true professionals. It's a shame the courts let people off so easily, including the company, except one person.

[@elcapitano9501]

Also the technicians of the ship

[@Outlawstar0198]

And the deputy mayor

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

And the helmsman's responsibility, and the responsibility of those that hired him.

[@barbaragarb9453]

"Get back on board for fuck's sake!"

[@MysticianLuna_VG]

@@barbaragarb9453 in Italian: "Vada a bordo, cazzo!"

[@Jm-ki4su]

it is as the old saying goes: "every ship deserves a captain, but not every captain deserves a ship"

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Vasa says hi.

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

I thought the saying was "every child deserves a parents but not every parent deserves a child".

[@UnlimitedGreenWorks]

@@Guy.WhoAsked same thing, different category

[@gamezen8845]

@@Guy.WhoAsked That's basically the joke in this comment. He is intentionally using the saying wrong, but it still applies in this situation.

[@bificommander7472]

"They say every ship gets the captain it deserves. Sometimes, you must mold the ship into one that deserves you." "And what do I get out of that?" "The knowledge that, no matter what sins you commit as captain, hell will hold no surprises for you." ... "So, this hell... nice place?" "Unless your crew gets there first." "And so, the captain goes down with the ship." "Sometimes, it's a race."

[@yearslate9349]

This is why you don't leave Sims unattended.

[@tachyon8317]

Unless you're GrayStillPlays. Then let Florida Man take the helm, and watch the fireworks, lol

[@user-oy8vu3xb2y]

@@tachyon8317 lets game it out also playing. And its post-anthony josh

[@redmoon383]

@@user-oy8vu3xb2y ahh, Igot Demshoulders terror of people and pets everywhere

[@user-oy8vu3xb2y]

@@redmoon383 i just remembered rtgames sims playthru. Oh god no

[@rilluma]

Internet historian did a mistake.. its 24:06 FALSE 1990's sinking of Estonia was way bigger catastrophe. Hundreds of people died.

[@ColdFuse96]

I just want to say that somebody calculated that the failed game Concord also cost about the same as this ship to make 😂😂😂

[@johnairhart769]

He could make a video on it and the title could be the same 💀

[@warsharkproductions6550]

Lol I would watch that video

[@Radio-97]

@@johnairhart769The Cost of Concord(ia)

[@williansnobre]

Playing my Heart Will Go On on a cruise ship should be against the law

[@GoldenGamingPhoenix]

It’s like having Final Destination 1 as an in-flight movie, it’s just asking for trouble

[@ghivifahmi4252]

Play the shitty flute version

[@Lelmao33]

@@ghivifahmi4252 you mean recorder?

[@Sierooworks]

@@GoldenGamingPhoenix Final Destination movies had that John Denver song

[@DominatorLegend]

Like that scene from Airplane in which they're shown playing a movie with aerial disasters XD

[@aequoreavictoria2726]

Let’s not forget the real hero of the day Pillon, who at 16:30 manually stoped the ship from going up in flames.

[@dondemitri3760]

With only* a frickin screwdriver. What a legend.

[@APersonOnYouTubeX]

@@dondemitri3760 meanwhile Cpt : stupid me heh

[@arnavshah8131]

@@APersonOnKZbinX hahaha ship go brrrrrr

[@notoriouswreck3237]

the guy sounds like a fucking badass

[@felixbui9818]

@@notoriouswreck3237 ikr

[@hatchmaster_5745]

The sad part is that if they'd just said "Yes we ran aground, the coastguard are coming to relieve us" from the very beginning, panic would have probably been avoided all together

[@dodojesus4529]

And the number of casualties wouldve been 0* Maybe one or two, at most

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

Or if they just told truth in the beginning and just cold blank took it. Instead of stretching it out, now the company behind the catastrophe just got away with it.

[@incurableromantic4006]

Exactly - telling people "nothing's wrong" when their instincts are screaming at them that they're in danger: just makes them feel you're not taking it seriously.

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

Will it? Seen this in another timeline?

[@sunesunee879]

How did so many people die ? The ship was so near to the shore and the there we're Life boats. Im Sure its messy and people panick, but i still Wonder why so many died. Does someone knows sth ? :D

[@AzariahWolf]

40:05 I hope "Vadda a bordo, cazzo!" was his campaign slogan.

[@UomoBlue]

As an Italian, I never imagined someone could make a video like this for the Concordia; from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU!

[@francescocagnacci]

vero!

[@davo4152]

Verissimo

[@Krezzing]

Verissimo

[@bluef1sh926]

SPICY

[@claudioluparello5035]

Mi associo

[@jackiesoals8896]

I’m just more shocked about how the internet historian broke the magicians code of revealing how the lady in the box works

[@RNCHFND]

Did he say what happened to her? Or she just fell off the stage?

[@KatSpicert]

@Mialisus they're gonna make you "disappear" of course. I mean, thats how the Clinton's did it. They must be magicians too!

[@cattibingo]

He's not a magician so why should he give a fuck?

[@overlookers]

The slits in the Box of Swords trick are aligned so the swords will always miss the person inside. Also any swords or saws used in this trick are made of fucking plastic.

[@hk6970]

Magician opened the the latch and she got away

[@kztwitter]

fun fact: as a russian-speaker, schettino sounds like word ‘скотина’ skotina. basically means ‘scumbag’ lmao

[@MrTheboomboxer]

''There are no coincidences.'' -Master Oogway

[@cryinshinji7681]

"There are no oogways" -Accident

[@blastoid37]

“Master are no oogway accidents.” -There

[@carolinewald3109]

@@blastoid37 yes

[@lkotro21]

See that's what I thought too, but others keep pronouncing it as Shetino or something

[@The_Soda_Man]

We need a video on the video game flop Concord called "The Cost of Concord"

[@dangerdan2592]

Jesus, it's like they did every single thing wrong. He is without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever seen.

[@baronvonbeandip]

So it would seem.

[@georgemurdock7670]

But you heared of him 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@EricDaMAJ]

It's unfair to pirates to call him a pirate. What pirate ever sank his own ship? Maybe a few, but we know of them only by their absence from history as they had the good grace to go down with their ships.

[@josephburnett1514]

Have you heard the tale of the Gentlmen Pirate? 😆

[@smallcherryseeds4951]

@@josephburnett1514 The gentleman pirate was an excellent pirate.

[@vidyajamesu]

This a legitimate, broadcast-length documentary. Like, actual journalism. Christ mate, when did you go legit? Great work and really glad to see you thriving!

[@doctorhealsgood5456]

Considering the current state of journalism that would mean that he would not do proper articles.

[@roadent217]

Thanks to Internet Historian, I found out what _actually_ happened at Roswell.

[@imaloony8]

Though he did qualify at the end that it sounds like this will be the last ~45 minute video on the main channel (at least in the foreseeable future).

[@elodin857]

much better than actual journalism

[@PrismTheKid]

He's been legit since the Dashcon video afaic

[@starlatiraboschi6574]

She has some nerve saying she "died twice" when real people lost their actual lives

[@Replica_Films2000]

i understand what shes saying but it is pretty tasteless

[@notgreatgale]

"i died twice as hard because i got caught cheating with a cowardly "captain" :'(( the pain those that lost family members feel means nothing compared to MY lost pride!!!"

[@Shagamaw-100]

If the dead could speak they would be some salty motherfuckers.

[@minutemuse]

I believe the word she was looking for was "embarrassed." I can understand the confusion since I'm sure her shameless, skanky ass must be unfamiliar with the feeling.

[@michalaugustniak433]

hooker is as hooker does

[@TransistorBased]

It really takes tact and writing skill to make a documentary about a disaster like this funny while still being respectful to those who died

[@ziggle5000]

Shame he doesn't credit writers.

[@XxXNOSCOPEURASSXxX]

​@@ziggle5000dilate

[@Ajaws]

The captain: “we just killed 32 people!” The helmsman: “42?”

[@IcExHeCz]

Crew master: 33

[@Cryptic_]

@@IcExHeCz Chef: 53

[@tedsheckler6648]

23!

[@bdbgh]

69

[@Sven925]

6,000,000

[@prismatica_official]

These documentaries are nothing more than watching Historian’s gradual increase in editing skills.

[@KaptainKommissar]

facts man

[@SecondCordon]

@@KaptainKommissar Storytelling as well! He balances tension and humour so well.

[@jeffzyzzos8562]

Nothing less*

[@grawham]

While I see what you're going for, these documentaries are intrinsically SO MUCH MORE than that lmao

[@NotQuiteFirst]

Lol he doesn't do it himself, he pays an animator

[@olmogiovannini822]

I saw the whole thing live: it's one of the biggest disasters ever reported here in Italy, Schettino is one of the most hated people ever and yet, the whole thing speaks volumes about how Italy always goes for the cheapest and most likely to backfire option instead of the maybe more expensive but more lasting one.

[@sgt.tackleberry8752]

Well, this, and the entire second world war.

[@seancascanet3428]

Don’t forget ww1 with Italy switching sides going from the allies to the axis powers back to the allies

[@SuperCrazyfin]

@@seancascanet3428 thats not true

[@steve_chi_legge]

yeah i think he is referring to the triple entente and the triplce alliance. italy was in the triple alliance at first but then declared war on austria because of the secret pact with the triple entente (france-uk-russia)

[@accountname9506]

@@seancascanet3428 They were axis first, then switched to the allies.

[@timlecount8690]

No way! at 42:07 you show the Costa going off a cliff, which is actually from the annual July 4 car launching that happens just up the road from me in Alaska! Brilliant! Thanks for such an awesome vid.