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Aleks buys $100 in items from the Dollar Tree to share with Garrett
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$100 AT THE DOLLAR TREE
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[@voidprimate8410]

Aleks trying to move a broken cart through the Dollar Tree is a metaphor for the last days of Cow Chop

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

It started off as the broken cart.... then they loaded it with shit and realized they couldn't push it..... now the cart is more broken and they have to sell *more* of their garbage..... it's not a metaphor, it's just accurate!

[@maynacakes]

Don’t do this to me

[@jsc315]

That's every other cart in the store

[@theobserver1925]

That's deep

[@em_birch]

My mom has a knack for picking those too.

[@spencerborup7727]

You have Dad Aleks, Son Garrett, and Grandpa Brett sitting in his wheelchair.

[@so_fly2001]

Bro, Big Bro, and The Original Bro

[@maynacakes]

I love them 😭😭😭

[@jollyd7431]

Garrett looks like he about to audition for grease

[@spiritaam6689]

Hes a greaser boy

[@imacrashtestdumy]

or west side story

[@giovannifigueroa6307]

Nah that's George Michaels

[@chaosisbeautiful]

With the way he was holding his belt and the boots he's wearing reminds me more of footloose

[@Storse]

yea he really does look like a greaser doesn't he

[@billywalter9687]

The live audience Brett was a nice touch

[@yarik12341]

That dad and son bit was definitely impromptu lmao

[@kevinvalencia7815]

Garrett sufferring at the end while Aleks is just blissfully looking at the moon is a mood.

[@bretharterxs]

i love how brett is just chilling and hanging around - so wholesome

[@voidprimate8410]

Grandma in Resident Evil vibes

[@Vuadanee]

trying to cherish the last moments of his business before he doesn't have a way to pay his bills

[@chrisiceheart]

@@Vuadanee damn man :(

[@Super_Boa]

Wholesome keanu 100 chungus

[@ProjectProwl]

This episode is just Garrett being tortured lmao

[@AlmostAzun]

and then he leaves

[@scummyboo]

most episodes garrett gets tortured 😂

[@MeAuntieNora]

It tastes like nitro grisserlol.

[@em_birch]

The worst of the nitros.

[@Siderjarr95]

Queso De Blanco

[@TheBossman9001]

Weird innit?

[@damiencrowley5039]

The masks and hand sanitizer aged like fine wine.

[@dennis_duran]

Garrett: “I think I’m having a panic attack” Aleks: *literally locks him in a coffin*

[@lkcullen1918]

I've lost the ability to tell if someone is meme-ing about their names lol

[@jimmyhernadez6185]

The ending of cow chop should be Alex sitting on the couch in a field Staring at the sunset getting up and then lighting the couch on fire and walking out of the shot

[@jimmyhernadez6185]

Rubber Bubble Wrap it’s Alex

[@failbro23]

Yea and he lights it with a joint. And after credits everyone in cowchop is just sitting in a bar bummed out silent. Like avenger ending

[@gamerdude9704]

With ghost of James beside with Alex

[@Evanz111]

5:38 made me cry with laughter, I miss CowChop so much

[@KniferJ]

Garret: Its like me playing catching with pa *Throws ball to pa* Alek: your grounded

[@cloudsweater]

“I wish I never had you” Looks like Aleks went through some stuff lmao

[@jwjm9951]

9:59 look at that wholesome-ass smile!

[@bassplayah707]

"We don't do hand sanitizer bits in this warehouse"

[@boxing388]

Hey its the Boognish!

[@watamelun3801]

Damn they can't even afford amazon anymore :(

[@ethan2528]

fuck bezos

[@kirak9354]

bro the hand sanitizer and the masks literally just predicted covid

[@spicycupholder]

the kingdom hearts music is like Garret's theme now

[@estradacesar49]

Yea it’s strange . It plays everything Garett is on screen now

[@YeOleNerd]

These guy were taking covid precautions before covid

[@AlQbyob]

Garrett mastered the 90s Japanese rockstar look with this hair, sunglasses and germ mask

[@matth.4320]

8:24 Garrett on those Nicotine patches tho.....

[@meraki2545]

Better believe I dropped everything to watch this video as soon as it popped up.

[@karldilkington8802]

I'm just imagining you dropping a baby out of your arms and running for your phone lol

[@battany3706]

A lot of pandemic foreshadowing in this episode.

[@kristoferjarbe4753]

waow this channel is so good, is it just getting started?

[@nothingtoseehere93]

Yeah they have a few years left. They are starting to hire people

[@kristoferjarbe4753]

@@nothingtoseehere93 wow cool, might hand in my application then!

[@drainmei5404]

):

[@pcstudio2284]

This is so bad lol

[@swordude40]

my heart

[@annabel_182]

that eyeshadow color high key actually looks great on garrett

[@E.Sal.E]

Garret you’re a champ man hope to see more of you somewhere Does anyone know if he has a KZbin channel besides him being in offcanny?

[@diegodeluquev1433]

He also streams

[@E.Sal.E]

Diego De Luque V link that stream babe

[@diegodeluquev1433]

@@E.Sal.E I don't know his stream. O remember that fact after the e boy episode of wrong side of blank

[@megamadic]

His YT channel is just called 'Garrett Westley Thomas'

[@HeroofSomething]

m.kzbin.info/door/_owoNTW79ge_pvFNxrZ-mw?view_as=subscriber that's his KZbin channel. His Twitch is also just his name GarretWestlyThomas or whatever the fuck it is but like that.

[@brandonramirez8062]

1:54 we really have hit on hard times y'all 😔

[@YFDB669]

When Aleks said they needed to go somewhere dark my immediate thought was “I hope Aleks puts Garret in the coffin.”

[@NLookeeMusic]

These last few weeks have ironically been some of the best

[@slaughteredart8888]

Shoutout to all y'all watching this in a era where masks are the norm

[@Siderjarr95]

That smile Aleks did when Garret kissed him was so wholesome

[@milehigh8637]

You could tell it was genuine too haha cuties

[@BigBellyBrookes]

watching this during Covid-19 is strange

[@justjulian7277]

Glad to see Alek’s maintaining his roots by starting bits with something lit on fire lol

[@sirdrell24]

Why does literally everything they've ever put on their bodies burn them

[@karldilkington8802]

Some people were just born to suffer.

[@TheOnlyWoda]

Bet they didn’t think they would need a mask for the rest of there life after this video

[@squibbysmalls9901]

aleks predicted covid. came in clutch with those masks and hand sanitizers

[@F0R13GNP1G30N]

Aleks runs out of money for amazon and resorts to buying sweat shop products

[@samaraisnt]

like shit on amazon isn't? 🙄🙄🙄

[@notliterallyme]

How far the mighty have fallen they only have 100$ left, this is so sad

[@YetiUprising]

Garrett is just some red hair dye away from being Rufio.

[@ue1JY3z10Rb]

surprised it took cowchop so long to use jet set radio music

[@itsfrank3070]

alias iirc they used a jet set radio track a few months ago, i don’t remember the vid tho

[@hamable1995]

if only they knew how valuable those masks would be in today’s society

[@elrefu92]

I hate seeing Aleks and he's son fight :(

[@THEODSTKING117]

When this is all said n done, I wanna see an all time cut compilation of Aleks yelling. Just think about it

[@sleepyshy2041]

damn you guys were head of time for 2020 with all the hand-sanitizer and the face masks

[@shoestringmovies6530]

Only a couple weeks left :( Until the August 2020 video that is

[@BeachSkies]

Hand sanitizer and masks. These boys predicted 2020

[@Shemp3]

How to break a man for $100 with ImmortalHD

[@NecoHT]

Damn bro they predicted coronavirus with those masks

[@SQU1RT5]

I haven't genuinely belly-laughed like that in a long time... This is a good episode, thanks y'all.

[@spread2081]

this was actually hilarious.

[@burnsabeast]

Garrett with the mad greaser vibe in this video.

[@ex4mple69]

I'm glad the channel is still going. good job brett and alexks, alec

[@owleyes311]

I just got home from working at DT just to see another DT. Amazing

[@curiousk5884]

aleks rubbing the glitter on garret to show him its not blood is for real something my dad would do.

[@roku9961]

Damn I guess that hand sanitizer and masks really came in-handy down the line.

[@NeoArtsUK]

Garrett be lookin like the whole movie Grease.

[@kalvinbernard9654]

Love how they used humming the bass line, awesome.

[@jeremyblaauw5197]

9:08 "Like they do in Japan"

[@bigwile]

Garret looking like a vampire from the lost boys after putting them shades on

[@Tgunner888]

It really hit me in the post roll when Garrett said that there's only a few videos left with the sad music playing in the background

[@captainkriptonite9461]

I really don't want this channel to end!! These true feels hit me so hard, it hit me it's all real and truly gonna end. I will miss this channel and all who were in it even in the past, I love you Cow Chop.

[@TheJimmycracker]

Aleks: gonna where this you know.. like they do in japan.. little did he know pre 2020 preparation

[@dissociativealeks]

Wheelchair Brett makes my day

[@starstudentjake2996]

aleks looks like he’s genuinely having fun and i love it

[@__bubbles_1512]

Thankyou for uploading i was running out of things to do while procrastinating

[@kariemelhanan8878]

19:17 is such a fitting monologue so god damn funny

[@CRAZEERUSKEE]

watching this in 2020 and 9:06 comes in...they knew...

[@TheDarthmauler]

Those “this shit actually hurts” moments is why so many people left cow-chop lol

[@crucial3267]

5:07 you think they would have learned to not leave Alex alone with anything flammable

[@nutchunder]

I miss these boys...

[@TheBassicBassist]

The entire candle bit is everything I love about this channel. You guys are the best. I love you.

[@eggsamillion]

This has been one of my most favorite Cow Chop videos in a while. Thank you for the memories.

[@joshperry7236]

The Jet Set Radio Future music was the vibes

[@minibikemorgan4992]

16:03 it's like trying to avoid a zombie

[@killertaco24]

One of the funniest videos I have seen in a while

[@Bripfitz]

Kingdom Hearts II - Dearly Beloved at the end there if anyone wondered.

[@HoshiHero]

My man.

[@SuperKbreezy14]

Yooooooooo that jet set radio music playing in the background I'm digging it

[@LockRainmaker]

I gasped at the Jet Set Radio music. Who edited this video, they have impeccable taste!!

[@ollyhere123]

Garrett looking like a lost boys/Liu Kang hybrid

[@KevinEF]

This reminds me of the creatures, with Jordan (Aleks) looking all happy at the end, and Dan (Garrett) freaking out.

[@MikesEpicTime]

Garrett hobbling around covered in cocoa butter while Brett and Aleks laugh at him actually made me crease laughing

[@omardiaz9066]

Yo the last episode of cowchop will probably be Alex just sitting on the couch all by himself. With Echoes of everyone that starred in cowchop from its inception in 2016 to now and just get rid of the couch and make a creature reference and just dip out

[@jontee3183]

Hey cow chop please list a release of where the members go after the game over. If they are making content or even if they just go do other cool shit.

[@heytharbeb]

Just follow them all on Twitter!

[@ShakedBaked]

Pretty sure running two dying channels is the hardest thing Aleks has ever done.

[@helex_x3271]

Cow chop I love u man I didn't forget the lore

[@yummyumsOG]

The outtro made me tear up

[@maynacakes]

Wow! I work at a dollar tree and it makes me want to light my hair on fire 🔥 🙃✨

[@arturocasal6899]

Malayna Alexander You are stronger than me bc I had to quit my Dollar Tree job.

[@maynacakes]

Arturo Casal I’m a manager so it’s Gucci

[@arturocasal6899]

@@maynacakes That definitely helps. I have a friend who is a manager and he low key hates his life. The head manager is terrible to work for tbh.

[@Bobba_raekus]

"Your sister said you hit her?" "IT'S BULLSHIT I DID NOT HIT HER, I DID NAHT" *Throws football* hahah

[@nanobotics]

I’m gonna try to watch every single cow chop video when they go. I really don’t want them to go

[@jakepettegrew6692]

Little did we know, the warehouse is a mental hospital and as employees leave; we see the patients true selfs come out

[@CrimsonSkyz500]

No one else find it weird how right before Corona all these youtube groups break up, and in this video Aleks looks at the face masks and handsanitizer and goes "this is really only a dollar?"

[@mortemint3030]

Really hope they washed their hands well before going to the restroom after touching all that pain relief cream stuff. Otherwise they're in for a nasty surprise.

[@goblinofmossandmud1794]

Lol yeah ive used those pain patches before when aleks slapped them on their foreheads i winced

[@Hyake]

16:16 good job Aleks for turning Gare bear into a monster lol

[@tillycromarty1761]

You guys ending up will basically kill my happy memories for good

[@herbalicious7229]

Don't worry chopcow. I'll re watch all your episodes long after you're gone. Keep making you that money

[@lexiasanchez4820]

I'm so proud of garret for reading the ad!

[@scylla_39]

Garrett is so precious

[@XxKyoRyuxX]

the end of this video took a turn lmao