ULTIMATE MASSAGE CHAIR EXPERIENCE

[@FuryLobo]

DID HE JUST PLAY "James- I am leaving CowChop"?!? That was cold Garrett, you even made Aleks run for the first time in 9 months.

[@flux_time]

Fuckin had to repeat that bit lol'd the second time

[@mrdj34jones]

I understand it might've been a bit but I feel bad that they've gotta make fun of their own brand for humor even if its a sinking ship. I enjoy the effort they put in to still put out videos.

[@lkcullen1918]

Reminds me of that time Trevor made James so irritated about the blow up hamster balls that he bolted across the warehouse in anger and freaked everyone out lol

[@fallinsnow]

Is that why he is so out of breath in the post role?

[@em_birch]

@@fallinsnow Ye. Well, from the runnin'.

[@ChromVsChrom]

6:49 “How did you put on sunglasses so quick?” “It was a cut” -smiles

[@CoolMoon]

11:55 It's not a Cow Chop video without a James bit.

[@mintysquinty2989]

who?

[@gambigambigambi]

@Red Diamond they ended on good terms tho, you saying they had hidden beef ?

[@Ehrmann_Gregsson]

What's the bit?

[@Mike55690]

Most of Cow Chop feels like a fever dream but god damn this train of emotions, specially near the end with the James Speech and the Dark Souls music none of this felt real lmao. None the less it was enjoyable and hilarious, poor Alec though lol.

[@subhanmahmood6580]

It was Earthbound music

[@Redguyiscool]

I have a fever now and combined with cow chop videos, I don’t know what the fuck is going on

[@Mike55690]

@@subhanmahmood6580 In the beginning it sounded like the Dark Souls Character Creation music my fault lol

[@em_birch]

@@Redguyiscool It's the best/worst way to watch, imo. In a state of disorientation, I mean. It makes the experience more vibrant and enjoyable, but also you tend to not hold on to the memory of it well. Anyway, I hope you feel better soon.

[@Redguyiscool]

@@em_birch lmao you are completely right and thanks for the well wishes, already starting to feel a bit better

[@microwave_juice]

Asian twink crooning one direction is a one of a kind way to relax

[@averagefan.3823]

Kinda new and was surprised by Garrett's singing, it was pretty good

[@cherrybuds]

Average Fan. He sings on his twitch pretty often

[@Garlicke]

Alec at 5:50 looks like he's just wearing a bunch of fetish wear

[@TheStalkerNinja]

garrett singing night changes by one direction ominously turned this regular youtube video into a piece of surrealist art i dont know if thats a good thing

[@triskelionitis]

that small bit just changed my life

[@cinquefoster]

wow garrett, a true one direction stan

[@Forestfire837]

Alec disassociated so hard that he actually lived out an entire lifetime before returning to his body

[@Joes.Mamas_]

Whoever is choosing the music needs a big raise !

[@ShadyMilksYoutube]

I'm sorry Alec. I'm just sorry, generally.

[@FuryLobo]

*WE WANT MORE LIE DETECTOR TESTS!!!!!*

[@cloutmuzikbeats]

nintendo is next with a claim, I hear that earthbound music

[@Its-Filly-Silly]

absolutely love the usage of Earthbound music for these funky scenarios

[@ollyhere123]

This is my favourite KZbin channel, keep up the crazy shenanigans guys

[@milehigh8637]

Dude i hope that was a bit in the last three seconds because i teared up you sweet bastard.

[@tanya5458]

garrett knowing one direction by heart is information that i really really needed to know

[@zechunkypanda9686]

Music at the very beginning is the dream world theme in Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom And more BfBB music later in the video

[@estradacesar49]

What is bfbb?

[@bagginn]

Crashdumy 21 right?

[@estradacesar49]

I think it’s battle for bikini bottom . But i checked the soundtrack . The cool lofi songs are not spongebob

[@sethmoreno4342]

Its soo good. Instant like for the background music

[@Vamtyr]

@@estradacesar49 the music playing during the leg massage bit is definitely on Battle for Bikini Bottom

[@SayaTheJin]

Hey, you know what I like? This Channel.

[@__bubbles_1512]

A 12 minute long lucid dream

[@lowkeydandy4171]

__Bubbles_ 15 facts

[@hyliansceptile]

Okay but why does Aleks look like emo Peter Parker

[@sna7l]

I like how alecks calls the chair a goralax. Sounds like a mythical beast

[@burnoutpdmaster]

This was honestly an amazing video. I love when they do videos where they buy something just to fuck with someone else. Also you could see the genuine fear in Garrett's face when Aleks turned to him. Keep stuff like this up.

[@nono_no]

This video more than any other persuaded me to buy a Vincero watch. Thank you Vincero for your continued support for Cow Chop, and thank you Cow Chop for pointing me in the right direction for a quality time piece.

[@ranchmantubularspacesausag5709]

10:55 Autistic frieza scours the universe for planets to destroy

[@CycleMantis]

Actually the best CC video in a minute.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Brett lookin more n more like max payne from the 3rd one. The best one.

[@ShadowZoroark55]

11:57 Alec watching James" leaving CowChop video

[@beauyoung5098]

ShadowZoroark55 I think Garett was playing it through the chairs speakers, that’s why Aleks ran after him

[@alexiv789]

Aleks told Garett to play another song... I dont think it was the song he wanted

[@gambigambigambi]

no shit sherlock

[@chrlalmighty]

garrett singing one direction to alec while he has a panic attack is a pretty accurate visual representation of my brain in times of stress

[@lukefarrell1453]

Garret is low-key good at singing.

[@TheJNastayy]

I loved this. Was actually cracking up.

[@ProjectAwesomeGaming]

so garret can sing and beautifully at that, also love the crooner style cover of one direction night changes

[@ashtonhiatt6200]

I mean I felt so relaxed watching this.

[@jc.denton8766]

now this is what i call relaxing.

[@TyDieCat]

I think this is almost every fan of cowchops fantasy in one video lmao

[@TyDieCat]

But on some real shit, i feel so bad for Alec in this video

[@13TimeHits]

Props to the editor for using an Earthbound song at 8:09

[@MANA98]

Alec dropped out of college for this , man i- 😂😂

[@musicislife4eternity]

Alec looked really relaxed in the end.

[@jsc315]

The earthbound music is very appropriate for this.

[@levillainous]

This channel has devolved in the best way possible. Bless.

[@bordmf12]

the James bit near the end was hilarious! so many ppl not understanding that its a joke about alecs wanting to leave cow chop!

[@brekeldomino660]

Aleks really loves chasing his asian twink around the warehouse, doesn’t he?

[@tinstrings6312]

It' my favorite RT personalities in white lab coats! The Slow Guys!

[@FuryLobo]

Garrett vs James for best CowChop singer of all time.

[@Methdemon]

okay, pretty kek video guys. i'll see you next time

[@djdarlepagehumor6292]

Anyone else notice the change in the music in the vids recently. Alot more chill and lofi

[@punchtoy4546]

glad these guys are still going. i miss the house. thanks for the laughs guys.

[@MrMoskyz]

Garrett is a fucking legend. Revived the channel

[@logancowheard3078]

I got teleported back toy childhood with this Battle for Bikini Bottom music, didn't expect that from a Cow Chop video

[@BrandonCMaximum]

The Cow Chop warehouse seems like another dimension to me

[@benerby5706]

best episode in a while

[@ConfusiousInc]

I wanna know who the Earthbound fan at CowChop is. The Saturn Valley music kills me everytime.

[@gorgiablessins3522sdf]

lol Alec's run is hilarious. 2:20

[@victorjhgf]

I see aleks is trying to grow that anime hair again

[@thehiddendualburrito415]

This made me laugh so hard I havnt gor awhile especially at this channel 🖤 you guys

[@projectj7235]

Great content as always and hell yeah a sponsor!

[@KniferJ]

I can't believe that table is still standing after all it been through.

[@Spookydascurry]

i really been fucking w the cow chop vids lately sucks to say it has to end i been following aleks since mc daily w james and through all the creature stuff just wanted to say thanks for the laughs and all the days you guys kept me entertained wishing nothing but the best for you guys gg

[@laurenbartley5985]

Sweet earthbound music!

[@stephanie5508]

Why does this feel like a breaking point

[@username_F]

That is a bold move from Garrett for playing that audio

[@Maikologi]

I wish i didn't have to see it. I wish it wasn't happening. This is my favorite channel. Aleks deserves better, and everyone at cow chop for all their hard work!

[@alexthwonk5005]

The ending was so meta and self referential and so good that it creates uncomfort. This channel went from the gag of physical destruction to mental destruction. Thanks cowchop but also I'm sorry.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Alec just experienced the future

[@nonsensicalfox]

Any episode that uses Earthbound music is a fuckin winner

[@TP-rs5zl]

10 seconds in and I'm dying of laughter!

[@JEFFKEEPITREAL]

The main reason cow chop is still living is because of Aleks. (My opinion)

[@arpege3618]

JEFFKEEPITREAL of course but you don’t have to say it ....😑

[@Elxroid]

the james leaving cowchop audio was the best part of this vid haha

[@woodenchicken8743]

10:48 as someone who works with elderly people this is giving me work flashbacks

[@scramfhydang4113]

I love that brett has an ncr hat

[@TJG421]

Love how with each episode he looks more unhinged and depressed. Aleks you'll make it dw, you're 90% of the content on cowchop.

[@karasuanime]

Aleks misses James so much its heartbreaking.... they need to hangout and make a video or something.... or go play with James on Twitch

[@jcktrck]

This was amazing

[@314STL]

but yo legit this episode was legendary

[@ExtremelyToxic]

There is a silent narrative through all the chaos and I have faith in a proper end to this cinematic universe

[@GoodmanDontLai]

not even 10 seconds in and you have me cackling

[@dontworryy.]

I LOVE YOU GUYS

[@therandomvideoman111]

Honestly I wish I could understand exactly how alec felt in that situation

[@niftonline3466]

I love Garret more than I love rubber gloves

[@MattBruuh]

This was the funniest fucking shit I’ve seen omfg

[@davidsantos9977]

The description isn’t about something random this time...

[@le.farquad608]

Them watches look great.

[@Koumoricchi]

this fever dream was hilarious

[@thenottakenname]

Appreciate the Earthbound tunes

[@mbnasir6]

Alec has been the victim in a few videos now and I don't know how it happened. The James bit at the end was golden.

[@oliverphoenix1563]

*spends about 1000 dollars on this episode* We gotta buy a lot of watches to make this shit worth it for them

[@ssjaken]

When did Garrett show up? I feel like he's been here forever but at the same time. Feels new. I should watch more.

[@pyrate4431]

Big budget episodes like this don’t happen often bois so enjoy it👍

[@ghostspartan81]

Felt kinda sad for Aleks at the end there..

[@em_birch]

Damn. Them's some cool pineapple socks, Alec.

[@NaMaTaz]

alec becomes proffesor X

[@willg8035]

Unsettling scenarios while Earthbound music plays, next smash hit youtube fad.

[@jimbob4538]

Good music choice :)

[@lucasfranks6150]

I appreciate how the closer we get to the end of the channel,the more we learn about what was going on behind the scenes. Like Aleks using his torture devices to brainwash Innocent People off the street (E.g Garret,Alec,Jacob,Lindsey,Matt,Tony,Anna,Aaron,Asher,etc.) into working for Cow Chop and to obey his every desire to create edgy and spicy content. And when James found out about this and started thinking about leaving for the first time, Aleks had to brainwash him into staying. I bet James broke out of the conditioning without Aleks realising and constructed an elaborate plan to brake his leg as an excuse to leave without suspicion. #LoreMaster #TheMoreYouKnow🌈

[@flipndip5122]

Cow chop is literally losing their minds lol

[@LivinLikeLarrry]

9:50 Garret's beautiful voice just got you a strike lol

[@enricod2061]

Alec watching that video of James was a cry for help, please help this man lol

[@JessieBee94]

Garrett singing One Direction made me cackle.

[@zethane2933]

Why is this so chaotic