ANIME BODY PILLOW

TWO'S A CROWD, THREE'S A COMPANY 🐮🔪
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Aleks recently attended Anime Expo and became an otaku overnight. He's even brought a few "friends" back with him and has decided to introduce one to Asher; who is single, but is he ready to mingle? Asher's idea of a HOT date is bound to include more than falling asleep while watching Yuri on Ice. We also tried to class things up with our first ever wine tasting event, "try" being the key word.
The following is for those multicultural:
En dakimakura (från daki: "att omfamna eller klamra" och makura: "kudde"), är en typ av stor kudde från Japan. Ordet är ofta översatt på engelska som en "kudde".
I Japan liknar dakimakura västerländska ortopediska kroppspuddar, och "vanligen" används av japanska ungdomar som "säkerhetsobjekt".
ANIME BODY PILLOW
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[@Sanguinaryyy]

This is Asher’s greatest bit of all time. Well played, Asher. You go girl!

[@MANA98]

15:22 another "when your life is falling apart but you're pretending everything is okay" meme by Aleks 👏

[@benroy728]

MANA you ripped that form my boi Josh Smith

[@magician_aleks2726]

Lol good one. The face of misery

[@colintherookmain7419]

3:11 you can hear the disgust in Asher’s voice.

[@paulsam4159]

Colin the Rook Main rook mine

[@alright7887]

jealousy

[@noodleswag9163]

Colin the Rook Main rds

[@ethanluu3011]

Colin the Rook Main can you drop armour

[@mrdarky3377]

is asher gay?

[@brownguy903]

One of the most quotable cow chop vids in a while

[@sunshinyblsm8951]

brownguy903 "her insides got in my mouth"

[@sssami9556]

"It tastes like when you take a deep breath in one of the back aisles of a Kmart"

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

One of the funniest videos in a while too. No offense but they've been slacking in the hilarious moments department.

[@eliross5807]

Freak in the sheets, bad boy on the streets

[@waldo109]

*introduce my pickle*

[@wowdude5056]

"Freak in the sheets bad boy on the streets" -Alek

[@thegongoozler3374]

Aleks sure likes to talk about himself, huh? ;)

[@mooncide_]

_I really won't ever stop thinking of the "go pax!!" video they made anytime a convention comes around_

[@crushworthyxo]

i was at a music festival yesterday and some drunk guys were chanting "Warped Tour! Warped Tour!" and I quietly said "Go Pax" to myself because any chanting just makes me wanna say "Go Pax" thanks to Aleks...

[@cameronatwell6051]

Highschool dxd

[@3series35i]

Okay, good to know. (in italics)

[@Znijik]

It's been awhile since I've seen you around here.

[@ThaAngelMary]

What even happened to Jakob...?

[@Telic]

I cant believe Brett is 147

[@unknowndoctorcrow]

What do you mean he is 133

[@magician_aleks2726]

T H I C C

[@FecketJ]

What no? He's 189 years old.

[@SerjicalSystem18]

hey im also 21, nice dude, cool stuff, keep it up, life sure is something huh, WOW

[@ishdakfgp9200]

no hes 14!

[@JohnDanielTorrance]

15:17 I like how Aleks' stupidity backfired on him for once lmao

[@brysondye2504]

JohnDanielTorrance nah it ain’t the first time

[@pixiej8432]

OrbitalSaturn628 ಠ_ಠ what were the other times?

[@brysondye2504]

Pixie J when he lit the couch on fire, the stink bomb, the many times they were fucking around and he hurts himself, just to name a few

[@pixiej8432]

OrbitalSaturn628 ಠ_ಠ ill check them out sounds fun!

[@lkcullen1918]

@@brysondye2504 Or when he climbed down from the 2nd floor of a motel using a tree and ripped his pants wide open.

[@l3rendd]

good to know that aleks is still a closet emo

[@ComedyGamess]

Lynk do you know what song that was at 15:00??

[@seth1]

Helena by My Chemical Romance

[@magician_aleks2726]

You already know Aleks worships that Putin action figure

[@ComedyGamess]

You're a good man.

[@Daydragon1234]

Lynk I was actually listening to that song like 20mins ago in my car. Lol.

[@zombiedamageri]

the fact asher went above and beyond for this bit just shows how funny he is. lmao though the look on aleks face when the pillows insides came out. and he played mcr. i have to say this behind the scenes was my fav one of all.

[@DaJokur]

And now he's gone

[@holyflame2]

Anne Weessies Asher's gone? What happen?

[@DaJokur]

they uploaded a video why he left. should be on the channel not to long ago

[@lebronblew5finalsnottop5ne22]

Holyflame fired him

[@WLTSMASSACRE]

Holyflame because of this

[@BeegDanny]

15:17 that moment when the joke goes to far

[@smithygirl2468]

Joshua Smith but Aleks would do the same thing if it was someone else’s car so it’s g.

[@FubyHD]

You should have seen Alek's reaction on the Patreon LUL He was pisssssed

[@SerjicalSystem18]

"no please don't D: "

[@KingOfChaos213]

Best bit, had me laughing loudly.

[@MultiNightsniper]

Dang what did he sayyyy I wanna knowwww

[@samcarr6192]

Of Course BetaDawg is a weeb

[@justseizurealeks]

Sam Carr was there ever any doubt?

[@matejc4339]

That’s some hidden Aleks LORE

[@V8_Diva]

1:16 Aleks is *SWEATING*

[@Brandoe2804]

Hand sweat Aleks

[@avi8782]

Wow

[@gatecharb8384]

Shut the fuck up you weeb. Nobody respects weebs.

[@V8_Diva]

Gatechar B someone pissed in your cereal ay?

[@XicorVT]

dude beofre u say weeb learn what that word means kid dont say becuse u think its ok boy show some respect

[@EastyBugTV]

Also aleks jamming to emo tunes just adds to the greatness

[@futuramarox789]

16:01 is that yugioh in Aleks' cupholder?

[@noahhart9575]

OwO Preston yes😂 it looks like the old fusion card

[@berrybenson1244]

It's funny how Asher already knew what it was.

[@luisdoesstuff]

Of course Aleks listens to MCR

[@cryoatix]

when i woke up this morning i didnt think i would be watching asher tear up a hentai anime body pillow at the back of aleks' car while helena by my chemical romance plays in the back

[@CornerBoothGames]

claresse same but it was a hell of a day

[@Timesviolet]

Aleks playing Helena in his car

[@gatecharb8384]

Shut up weeb

[@PITCHBLACKLIVE]

He played it on his stream last night

[@crushworthyxo]

in a pinch you can use a screw and the nail puller end of a hammer to uncork a wine bottle. Aleks banging a meat tenderizer on the bottle scared me half to death i just envisioned glass and spilled wine going everywhere!

[@KingOfChaos213]

Or a cavalry sabre works also...

[@kayblinky]

I’m so happy to see emo Aleks again.

[@dumpsterfiregames4710]

God, during that soda bit I don't think I've seen Brett laugh that hard. Man, James was just killing him with the descriptions because they were too real for Brett.

[@TheTobyOMG]

Aleks listening to Helena. My boi still edgy inside.

[@fullmetalval6380]

Anime Body Pillow? For a second I thought it was a continuation of a Honey sponsorship skit they did a while back where Brett was looking up Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid body pillows.

[@rawrdino7046]

Leo what video was this

[@fullmetalval6380]

Rawr Dino It was a while ago. Maybe a month or two ago? I don't remember what video it was tbh. I just remember that it was one of the skits they did for a Honey sponsorship.

[@ghostmiyu]

Brett body pillow when?

[@mr.tryhardguitarguy2842]

0:35 the actual joy on his face is so fantastic

[@madamelemalot7842]

Highschool dxd and Overwatch is a weird body pillow combo

[@brendahester5492]

akeno and rias from old school high school dxd

[@FluxeonGTR]

Good taste in waifus I must say lol.

[@goatlovergames4907]

the best versions

[@Octavius118]

New animation sucks, I want the old one back.

[@brendahester5492]

i dont mind the new animation long as i get some good T&A (tits and ass)

[@Octavius118]

brenda hester Not for me man there faces all look derpy and it's distracting, like they try to have a serious scene but then they do a close up on the face and they look stupid lol

[@Zarmac821]

Oh wow that's a neat Highschool DxD bodypillow featuring Akeno Himejima and Rias Gremory. Did you know the 4th season finished airing just a few weeks ago? Great show for the entire family!

[@jessek.7265]

ZaRmaC821 LMAO definitely

[@rawrdino7046]

ZaRmaC821 i saw that anime it made me into a woman

[@Dorraj]

Wait, the *4th season* *FINISHED* airing? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT STARTED OHH SHIT

[@gatecharb8384]

Shut the fuck up you weeb. Nobody respects weebs.

[@ichmood12]

Gatechar B even your mom

[@slipalongtobascus99]

Asher has risen up the ranks since joining and is now a must have in these kind of videos, hes just awkwardly brilliant.

[@Hoping_T]

Asher confirmed best member of Cow Chop

[@joey6437]

Hilarious bits with Asher!! Cant stop rewatching that ending

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

Damn, Brett looks good for 147. Not a grey hair on him

[@theepicsealshow123]

Thank you Monika, Very cool.

[@gatecharb8384]

Shut the fuck up you weeb.

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

Gatechar B Damn, you've truly devastated me with that one. I'll probably never recover. Hope you didn't burn too many braincells trying to come up with that insult. 'anima pic = Weeb, duurrr im a ginius'

[@themysticbumstreamarchive9287]

I was going to leave a comment saying that The charm of cow chop is gone but seeing the anime body pillow gave me the charm back I love you Alex .......... And James keep it alive guys

[@beastieboy3907]

How does Brett know the taste of bacon???? Exposed

[@RitzyHose]

Beastieboy O SHI- BRETT EXBLAIN

[@Dorraj]

Brett hasn't always been a vegetarian lol He's eaten meat on the channel before, too

[@hotheadtxt]

He corrected Aleks one time for saying he's vegan if I remember correctly. Brett is vegetarian so his diet is more lax than the extreme vegan lifestyle in which they eat nothing related to animal products/by products.

[@DarthBane02]

I’ve been waiting for this since the Patreon vid came out!

[@justseizurealeks]

15:00 when she won’t let you slide in

[@avi8782]

When she finally lets you slide in

[@shoutmon1337]

Relatable

[@AnimeFilth5250]

Asher's really coming out of his shell, I love it!

[@TheUltraDonic]

Im disappointed in myself for knowing what anime thats from

[@grantcappo5926]

What anime

[@burdenboy247]

highschool dxd

[@Joshua-gw3qd]

It’s Akeno and Rias from highschool DxD

[@DisFooSandro]

Best anime

[@grantcappo5926]

I actually guessed that right after I asked

[@SuperBakufreak]

This type of content is what I stay up till 4 in the morning for

[@roni-ds2of]

Aleks singing My Chemical Romance - same

[@Daydragon1234]

Aleks car at the end lmfao. And omg I was listening to that song like 20mins ago in my car to.

[@SearcherKat]

Gonna buy that pillow when they give it to the donation center

[@banriya3725]

Seeing Aleks jamming to Helena just made my day 1000 times better

[@technoeridict6558]

My brother has one and he showed my mom and it was uhhhhhh good

[@ZorrroUK]

There was a wide range of expressions on Asher's face when he was ripping the pillow

[@eternaldragonoid9979]

16:01 Aleks is always ready for a duel.

[@krysteltheuvenin4213]

Seeing that moment of regret in Asher's face when it turned out to be way worse than he thought once he ripped open the pillow was absolutely amazing.

[@Shadow5432185]

I didn't know Ellen likes anime. Colour me surprised!

[@MrCrasherdog]

Shadow5432185 excuse me sir, that is not how you spell that word. The correct way to spell it is Farbe.

[@lil_kummers]

Taking a deep breath in one of the back aisles of Kmart: primary notes of musty cardboard with hints of rat feces and axe body spray. A spineless tannin, it finishes tartly, as you get crop-dusted by a 64 year old woman in a mobility scooter

[@migs3863]

HeNtAi ExPo

[@UnoriginalDnA]

Asher's face when he realizes what's inside the pillow is priceless!

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

very exciting title, cow chop! keep it up!

[@gabriellemancini5008]

The fact that it's 2018 and Aleks still listens to MCR 😂😂 I thought we lost his emo edgy side but he's still in there

[@Browncheeze]

Asher for employee of the year

[@aZombieDictator]

James' hiding shit is the best thing he does. Him hiding the corkscrew reminded me of when he put the hoverboard in the freezer.

[@boyle5357]

Oh god

[@bigbanana94]

"It smells like the gardening section of home depot" *Brett's Audible Wheezing*

[@Death_Sweet]

I’m going to Wendy’s. Anyone want anything?

[@abdullanasser1387]

Death Sweet directions to McDonald

[@mr98christian]

a reason to live

[@capnb0b578]

Yo good idea. Im pretty hung over i need it

[@grantcappo5926]

Fries

[@nitrofryz]

szechuan sauce

[@infernum6079]

aleks singing along to mcr is a mood

[@ExTenko5]

Aleks is truly my god

[@Zakading]

I love how Aleks just has a few random Yu-Gi-Oh cards in his car.

[@wiggity-wack]

"It's *_Soadieeee pOP_* tho?"

[@CornerBoothGames]

Wiggity Wack you can tell how much of a huge H3H3 fan he is from thay comment lol. Not that he hasn't expressed that many times of course lol

[@JamesSunderlandReal]

I like that Alex and Asher got in a car alone together, didn't move anywhere, and then get out again and the first thing Asher yells is "IT'S THAT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY?"

[@JACKLYNify]

My Chemical Romance I like that song Alex

[@Dilzu]

Asher's performances have been improving lately

[@danielroberts9218]

noW THATS *A LOTTA DAMAGE*

[@mechandir]

Asher has been making me laugh a lot lately. I like this Asher.

[@cassiniprjct]

New cow chop member crystal

[@0mega_c0re11]

"ALEX ARE YOU ABOUT TO GIVE ME A HENTAI PILLOW?" Lmao

[@AddisonRigby]

I saw the title -- INSTANT CLICK AND LIKE

[@friarmcfire4728]

Rest in Peace, Crystal. You won't be forgotten.

[@Memmyrabilia]

I hear that MCR Aleks you can’t hide

[@boman4412]

Lol that moment when Alex gets serious when Asher starts to make a colossal mess in the Camaro

[@Joshua-gw3qd]

Is that Akeno and Rias from highschool DxD? The one with purple hair is Akeno and the redhead is Rias

[@fartmerchant762]

I found the weeb

[@setteroffires]

Dirty Bong Water you found a man of culture, you swine

[@gatecharb8384]

Shut the hell up weeb

[@ElYoinkySploinky]

yes it is lol

[@dianabravo9928]

The face Aleks made when he knew he made a mistake...lol

[@Trolersoft]

Highschool DxD pillow!

[@fartmerchant762]

I found the weeb

[@SerjicalSystem18]

Once Alek's started playing My Chemical Romance, I was fucking DED... SO ROMANTIC

[@NotSayyde]

y'all got some anime I can borrow?

[@kashk7173]

Sayyde teen titans

[@msbloom1802]

Sayyde sponge bob is my fav anime ,check it out

[@ThaAngelMary]

What even happened to Jakob....?

[@thatweirdguynooneinvited3653]

Boku no pico

[@zane5209]

Asher getting sweaty ripping open a body pillow to My Chemical Romance in Aleks' back seat is honestly a really big mood

[@daffalangburk8868]

𝓗 𝓞 𝓣

[@MrVideomarathon]

at first I was like"this guy is just trying too hard to be funny" then Asher has grown on me and hes dope and funny. hes great.

[@TheAntiSanta]

No. That's not it. He totally was trying too hard to be funny in the older videos (I still laughed at that shit, but it's true). He's just improved over the years, into being a much funnier person.

[@Skwidooful]

How often does James go to the garden section at home depot to know what it smells like?

[@CornerBoothGames]

Rei Baker probably about as often as he takes a deep breath in the back of a Kmart 😂

[@windolite]

Those shanty towns look cozy af

[@boyle5357]

Brett I love the Metallica tank top

[@jessek.7265]

BBOYLE27 YT Ride The Lightning is there best Alblum too 👍

[@boyle5357]

Exia I’m going to politely disagree, I think it is definitely one of their best because anything with cliff was great but In my opinion puppets was their best

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

BBOYLE27 YT it's all about the opinions man, mines justice for all

[@TheDewster69]

I’m annoyed a little that I know the 2 girls on the body pillow There from high school dxd YA WELCOME

[@SweetishFish]

And 16:00 the pure rage in his eyes. That was 100% of the script

[@TakeThePillsOfficial]

my mom left

[@soniclaser929]

Final fantasy, MCR, body pillows, and Cow Chop in one video!? I can finally die in peace now...

[@Pingevin1]

It's not even offical merch. It's a bootleg.

[@thickcreamyropes]

shout out to Aleks sweating profusely from just putting pillows in cases

[@NICKatronMC]

This is the real reason they (mainly Aleks) fired Asher

[@jiml6489]

I absolutely love Brett's shirt (the dark souls one)

[@adamsshafiqq]

France are divers. Croatia should’ve won.

[@magician_aleks2726]

Nah

[@kloakheesten]

Adaaambo V2 What is a diver?

[@predatorsova8282]

Slazem se upotpunosti.

[@donukb]

lol u kidding, croatia played dirty this entire world cup

[@painkiller8639]

emperor of the felines In football ("soccer") someone who fakes a fall to get a foul in their favour.

[@pringlescan8822]

I love me some anoomoo, can't get enough of those soopor sooyons. And let's not forget the classic norootoo, or the more recent moo hooroo acoodoomioo.

[@ShaneTrent234]

I’m 17 and still watch Spongebob wtf?

[@TheAtomicVapor]

23. Grew up on it. Don't be ashamed, it's a meme goldmine.

[@gaberthesnipergaming8335]

As much as Asher was hated, this was a hilarious bit hahaha

[@nuwalk1752]

Brent : "Now remember dont drink it" I fuckin died

[@Rickyrolls16]

I don't laugh much these days but Asher turning the anime pillow on Aleks by getting that fuzzy shit all over his car gave me quite the hearty chuckle

[@PHANTOMVERSE]

Daily routines for CowChop is like looking at neanderthals trying to create fire.

[@PHANTOMVERSE]

Smash it with a hammer, ＩＴ＇ＬＬ　ＷＯＲＫ