Crack Miser(full)

#immrwhitechristmasimhighoncrack #crackmiser #ayearwithoutsanta #snowmiser I didn't make this one but I was contacted by its creator for his approval to upload it on my channel.

[@marcelradulescu3136]

fentanyl gang rise up

[@SillySaurous]

Nah I'm repping scopolomine gang

[@kurt4813]

yall gay -methamphetamine gang

[@akio4753]

ketamine gang here, too busy passing a kidney stone rn

[@anopirsten7565]

George Floyd

[@Freelancer837]

I don't think you have to tell them to rise up for them to have an excuse to get higher

[@groob2204]

that cracked out laugh is painfully believable

[@conkers.]

It's at 1:01

[@megalostylo2043]

You talking from experience? XD

[@johnnyjoestar1909]

Nice Care pfp

[@groob2204]

@@johnnyjoestar1909 I‘ve always wanted to know a person who could tell that i had a petscop pfp

[@abject_sky1915]

That’s facts tho

[@pixelraster9588]

That dead pan “it’s never enough” at the end sent me lol

[@Joswano]

My friends call me, crack addict! Whatever I touch… is sold to buy more drugs, it’s never enough! … _it’s never enough_

[@NTF469]

It should have been crying

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Especially since it's the same lyrics again and again wich really fits the topic

[@orbeezeater]

@@NTF469 It's never enough! ... _distant sobbing_

[@Skawooga]

I’M SCREAMING AT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE RIGHT NOW

[@ecksdee1248]

The audio quality is what really makes this

[@NailsnTape]

it's so resonant

[@TechnoplasmProductions]

Ikr?!

[@Cometpluto]

I heard the opening and thought it was just the normal thing before it was gonna cut to a different track but it literally just transitions flawlessly oml

[@griffinlloyd3758]

A simple reverb and an EQ removing the highs and lows of the voice give this effect, youre welcome ;)

[@conserva-chan2735]

It's so simple and subtle, but it's excellent attention to detail

[@SmuggoTheLegit]

The little mini snow misers saying "he's high on crack!" Is what gets me

[@aisutistoto5771]

The first "I'm high on crack" got me the firsr time with how out of nowhere it is.

[@desmondcoppin591]

“That’s right!!!!”

[@Yagh10]

Crack miser*

[@bighand1530]

@@aisutistoto5771 Same lol

[@mattimus8692]

Missed opportunity to say "He's Mr. Blow" but this is still a masterpiece

[@fiftychadesofgray]

But that would be coke not crack

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

@@fiftychadesofgray all the same to the Crack Miser

[@TheConfinedObserver]

@@fiftychadesofgray it's literally the same thing chemically, just one is cut with at least baking soda and smoked

[@ezachleewright2309]

@@TheConfinedObserver yeah well, if it's mixed with baking soda it's not the same chemical mixture. Plus, this and it's companion, Weed Miser, are both a specific form of the drug; the Weed Miser focuses entirely on the smoked form, and does not mention edibles or even a bong, not once. They are clearly claiming domain over one specific form and manner of substance abuse

[@TheConfinedObserver]

@@ezachleewright2309 You have provided a fair and thoughtful critique, my colleague.

[@leedlelel2373]

Am i the only one who gets caught off-guard by the first "im high on crack" everytime? The "im mr white christmas" sounds so genuine my brain makes me think im watching the original for a few seconds

[@BurntMemories]

You aint the only one

[@lumberIShere]

The little jig he hits after saying it is killing me

[@PhokingLegend]

Tbh yes but also I love it so much I almost forgot the original lyrics

[@user-xz6qc5ej2r]

he's Mr white Christmas he's Mr snow he's Mr don't snort it, he's Mr cooking his blow

[@derricgreene]

I'm with you there

[@PieNumber4]

"Well you heard him. We have to go see Baked Miser"

[@coffintears5821]

IM MR. GREEN CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON WEED

[@mr.contentdeleted9660]

*cough cough* The Dutch

[@coffintears5821]

@@mr.contentdeleted9660 🤣🤣

[@coffintears5821]

@@aurahero9842 and my coughs are getting loud im *C O U G H* well in doubt.

[@coffintears5821]

@@aurahero9842 i never want to see a day we're they confiscate my plants.

[@maxmax87l]

The thermometer isnt showing the temperature but his bank account.

[@arcihungbycraneonfire]

Sell sell sell!!!

[@Mr_Erutrot]

@@arcihungbycraneonfire Hey there Msqijn....Those are some nice, Healthy kidneys you got there....Mind if I uh.....Take em?

[@mikadosannoji553]

@@arcihungbycraneonfire its never enought

[@coltonfrisbie8788]

The negative ten is how many millions he is in debt

[@TwilightCry4308]

@@coltonfrisbie8788 Jesus christ. How much Crack did he buy to be ten mill in debt??

[@strangewaysrecordsfi]

The delivery on the ICU line sounds so incredibly melancholic. One of the saddest songs I've heard in a while. Especially with him just telling us how his friends have died or left due to his addiction.

[@madlad2200]

Wait it's not Mr. I see you?

[@strangewaysrecordsfi]

@@madlad2200 Not to my understanding, I think it refers to him being a regular visitor of the intensive care unit because of him overdosing.

[@Leviachan-]

@@madlad2200 bojack horseman sad funeral episode

[@relievedkocour2539]

@@Leviachan- Free churro

[@blacktainfalcon7097]

@@strangewaysrecordsfi actually it's worse. Crack addicts often fake back pain so they can get it prescribed.

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Amazingly written, sung, and composed to be fair.

[@soupbruh7366]

song

[@jackaguirre8576]

@@soupbruh7366 amazingly sung, not amazingly song

[@SCTrooper17]

its a parody of an old movie song

[@theastonvillaseal585]

@@SCTrooper17 The year without a Santa Clause, I'm aware.

[@salex1198]

bruh the og song slaps i just randomly get it stuck in my head sometimes

[@razpootis5802]

This is a masterpiece. The way the audio quality fits sold it for me.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@the4tierbridge]

I wonder what program the editing was done in?

[@theorangeheadedfella]

the maniacal laughing after he tells us his sad life story is hilarious

[@CrabSpy6425]

Listen closely and you'll hear a snort. I think he took a hit of crack

[@edanpino5035]

I love how the guy managed to make the vocal audio matches the musical audio. This is honestly the best version

[@originalgreatdouchebag2866]

this song is great but also has a good message don't do this crap it will ruin your life

[@mr.unfortunatevr5513]

im high on crack!

[@depressoespresso3079]

IVE HAD 11 CRACKS NOW

[@mr.unfortunatevr5513]

@@depressoespresso3079 crack or black tar heroin? i like black tar heroin, its all the rage at my house!

[@cyclops8238]

@@depressoespresso3079 this would make a good out of context comment

[@SheeshMaster64]

idk crack meiser seems to be doing pretty well

[@foxirelle8841]

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?" me if I'm still alone and a failure by then:

[@unclemaymay9803]

5 years. Canceled

[@nonsensicalhumanoid]

Time to wait 5 years and check in on you

[@olive4262]

Someone remind me in five years

[@stocktonlevel1goblin]

That's kinda dark bro

[@hexcomputadorofficial]

See you next year then

[@JadedJaden]

Lyrics: I'm Mr. White Christmas, I'm high on crack! I'm Mr. ICU, I'm Mr. PainInMyBack! Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough! BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR He's Mr. White Christmas, he's high on crack! (That's right!) He's Mr. ICU, he's Mr. PainInHisBack! Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough! Oh everyone I've known or loved has left or overdosed! They tell me to look for a job, but I'd rather stay doped! *snort * AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-ha... He's Mr. White Christmas, he's high on crack! (That's right!) He's Mr. ICU, he's Mr. PainInHisBack! Friends call me crack addict! Whatever I touch, is sold to buy more drugs! (Haha!) It's never enough! *It's never enough.*

[@Akunai_]

Thanks

[@The_AuraMaster]

We're not Deph.

[@oranplan1630]

OH IM SO DUMB I THOUGHT IT WAS "He's Mr. *I See You*" AND I WAS SO CONFUSED

[@ixdffg3572]

@@The_AuraMaster may not be *DEAF* but you clearly struggle with grammar

[@The_AuraMaster]

@@ixdffg3572 eye speek verrie whale, think you.

[@user-wp7ex2oj4p]

0:38 him breathing out his credit score is my favorite part

[@Judge_holden1855]

0:01 me at 4:36 AM telling my parents I had a bad dream

[@wyattskinner697]

Fr

[@loobly]

The deadpan delivery of the last line really makes this tbh

[@tsarfox3462]

This is in equal parts well done, hilarious, and sad.

[@youtubecommentcrackhead0003]

there was no option to report your pfp as cringe, so I picked terrorisim

[@Sandthesand]

@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 why does it matter so much?

[@Akunai_]

@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 ok

[@hays4475]

@SufferingThroughTheYears oof, how edgy

[@zeniththetoaster9712]

@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 doraphobia, the fear of fur. Definitely fits as terrorism!

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

I don’t know if I should love this or be horrified at what it’s done to my childhood memories of this song.

[@totallyahuman1250]

Love it

[@Jsslade]

As a longtime fan of Rankin/Bass, I can confirm we LOVE this sorta thing!

[@dreammix9430]

LOVE IT! 🙂♥️🙂

[@jean-lucpicard3012]

That was unnecessary to perform a parody so perfectly, have a like

[@royce6485]

Glad this was tagged “year without a santa” i hope the kids find this one

[@Chi.mer4]

But I think this year he’ll finally be out of luck The year without crack

[@corirbd]

Im Mr. Lsd licker Im Mr coke Im Mr Snowwhite sniffer. Im Mr Fucking broke Friends call me Coke Miser. What ever I touch Turns to colors in my clutch. Im on too much

[@shruggedword2302]

Lol

[@willowFFMPEG]

what the hell does LSD have to do with it

[@corirbd]

@@willowFFMPEG idk i dont do drugs

[@willowFFMPEG]

@@corirbd LSD and cocaine are totally unrelated and different in every way. just letting you know

[@ghostfacegrillah7891]

@@willowFFMPEG Who says he can’t be on them both?

[@zxzc.420]

1:02 that’s a convincing ass crack laugh

[@CHAAAAAOTIC]

It sounds so close to the original, quality af

[@Golden12500]

My one complaint is that "Pain in my back" could've been swapped out for the term "Sugar Smack" which is more in tune with the BPM and is mostly used as slang for crackheads

[@jackal292]

I actually think the fact that it breaks the rhythm adds alot to the song

[@joshriley2936]

@@jackal292 Same, it mixes up the cadence without feeling clumsy, which is good for the vibe that the song gives.

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

He's Mister I'll-Pay-You-Back

[@Chi.mer4]

@@OrangeHarrisonRB3 Flawless

[@danny8284]

also, ‘heart attack’ would’ve worked well!!

[@lGeMetz]

"Friends call me crack addict" No more funny names, just plain truth.

[@schmoobmcfroob2800]

To be honest, they could have kept the “whatever I touch turns to snow in my clutch” line and it still would have worked.

[@aisutistoto5771]

Lmfaooo

[@theprussianfemboy165]

Except he's talking about crack not coke

[@zarks-heroes]

@@theprussianfemboy165ice*

[@mastermesa729]

@@theprussianfemboy165 rocks*

[@FBI-el4me]

@@theprussianfemboy165 stones

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

This is beautiful. I've been listening to this for the past 5 hours .

[@wildboris1]

Dude help Ive had this on loop for an hour Update: I'm 5 hours in and I'm getting scared.

[@somethingwithbungalows]

@@wildboris1 how many hours did you listen in total? I’ve been listening for about an hour now please send help I can’t stop it’s like I’m … It’s like I’m.. This video is literally crack help

[@wildboris1]

@@somethingwithbungalows made it to 8 hours before finally having my fill

[@wetsocks42_50]

the little foot tap after saying "i'm high on crack" at the beginning is what got me

[@loritodorovic5621]

when you take 2 flintstones vitamine gummies instead of 1

[@sadcatc5640]

You get a like.

[@bighand1530]

@@sadcatc5640 196 likes

[@ralsei1581]

@@bighand1530 231 likes.

[@bighand1530]

@@ralsei1581 Yup. As of June 23rd 2024.

[@johncroissant]

This song’s lyrics! [Verse 1] I’m mister “white Christmas” I’m high on crack! I’m mister “ICU”, I’m mister “pain-in-my-back” Friends call me crack addict Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs Ha hah! It’s never enough [Chorus] He’s mister white Christmas He’s high on crack! (That’s right!) He’s mister ICU, he’s mister pain-in-his-back! Friends call me crack addict Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs Ha hah! It’s never enough [Bridge/Verse 2] Oh, everyone I’ve known or loved Has left or overdosed They tell me to look for a job But I’d rather stay doped AHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHA-HO-HA! [Chorus] He’s mister white Christmas He’s high on crack! (That’s right!) He’s mister ICU, he’s mister pain-in-his-back Friends call me crack addict Whatever I touch, it’s sold to buy more drugs Ha hah! It’s never enough *Some interesting things related to these lyrics: • ICU here is referring to Intensive Care Unit, a unit of emergency departments that deals with critically ill patients or who are otherwise are in a potentially life-threatening condition. • Crack is a drug that is made from powdered cocaine that has been combined with substances such as water and baking soda, boiled and then cooled. Since here it is implied that Mr. “White Christmas” is a long-term and addicted user, he may be afflicted with much more severe symptoms like depression, drug carvings, edginess/inability to relax, muscle spasms, paranoia, aggression and anxiety. (Poor guy jesus christ). • The term “white Christmas” in this context is essentially referring to the use of cocaine which is white-coloured, with the Christmas aspect possibly relating to how like people wish for gifts for Christmas, a drug addict may crave getting more cocaine.

[@tjtheknowledgeseeker7878]

calm down socrates

[@catboyslim202]

Well looks like we have the entire Genius Lyrics page right here :)

[@Marioportes48gmail]

sorry i didnt hear what you just said Can you repeat it again?

[@mmmmcheesy9719]

“Hello crack addict we need you to send more drugs to south town” “I would if it weren’t for my brother the DEA”

[@RouteRoad]

Good Ending: Mother Weed allows crack into South town by going over their heads.

[@optimusprimefanboy3692]

I’m mister green Christmas, I’m mister must, I’m mister DEA, I’m mister drug bust.

[@kmc2072]

Mistah white we need more turf and money

[@seronymus]

Hank????

[@LowLifeAM]

I appreciate that this meme repeatedly pops up every Christmas.

[@JVeezy109]

This is essentially Hurt by Nine Inch Nails, but if it was sung by a wacky barbershop quartet

[@F1areon]

we need a NIN cover of the Snow Miser/Heat Miser songs ASAP

[@swatchbox6789]

The deadpan *“it’s never enough”* at the end fucking killed me

[@sammyjaohnson5631]

1:02 that laugh is incredible

[@comraderoman4299]

Absolute bars, stay losing weed miser fans 💯💯

[@user-burner]

Also the weird high miser one which just doesn't feel the same

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

Having not even watched the original, and this being my first impression of the movie, makes this significantly better

[@KitKatHexe]

HEY! MY FRIEND DIED OF A CRACK OVERDOSE! And he'd have actually laughed so hard at this honestly, good job.

[@_Bo_Stardust_]

I love David Bowie, truly one of his best live performances.

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

For a crack addict, he sounds healthy.

[@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690]

Did you heard that laugh?

[@user-burner]

He's on crack during the song. This is before he crashes

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

That slight moment of silence after the first "it's never enough" is God tier

[@bighand1530]

Everybody needs God, not crack.

[@user-burner]

​@@bighand1530everybody just needs a friend, but gods okay too

[@magnus1383]

I have never heard the original and ended up gaslit into thinking the character was indeed called crackmiser

[@mikadosannoji553]

gaslighting is not a real word, please stop making up things

[@1Lazarus]

Casual VS competitive gaslighting

[@audreyharris7643]

Gaslighting is a real word look it up​@@mikadosannoji553

[@wtf-why-do-we-have-handles-now]

@@mikadosannoji553 pvp gaslighting

[@user-burner]

​@@mikadosannoji553oh thus was a joke im fucking stupid

[@featgorgon3985]

It’s nice that in this version the second “I’m high on crack” after snowmiser actually matches the rhythm now

[@amaranthhinkley9292]

The people that walk up to him at the end look like they're about to hold an intervention

[@tescomealdeals4613]

Bruh who let them film a Christmas movie in Detroit

[@tuxedobird]

I like that this actually sounds like it was actually recorded for the movie

[@awesomeswagboy]

What your parents think you do with your friends:

[@leftygurl]

that final “it’s never enough” fuckin kills me lmao

[@FinalFantasyIXIIII]

When you have a genuine talent for writing and singing, but the shit posts must go on

[@kajoliloli]

Got recommended this right on below a heat miser who's high on weed, so yt is doing something right

[@tendo649]

Same! It's so funny that there's two separate druggie miser videos LMAO

[@_dorsalfin]

His voice works WAY too well. It's genuinely an amazing singing voice!

[@bighand1530]

Yes

[@jesuschrist7833]

Tim Allen would be proud. If you don’t know, Tim Allen served Federal Prison time for trying to smuggle cocaine across international boarders at the age of 23. He might be Santa but he’s the Original White Christmas.

[@austinwthompson45]

I love how dissapointed the MiniMisers sound.

[@lacriaturadekentucky]

I will no longer be able to hear the original version without thinking of this. Thank you for enhancing my childhood.

[@queengames8421]

This is genuinely one of the best videos on the internet

[@PrismaEuphorbia]

The subversion in "I'm Mr. ICU" is something that still kills me to this day

[@GundamDragonLord]

What is the most jarring about this. Is that someone took their time to make the audio sound retro.

[@bighand1530]

Wow

[@Sorenetto]

Noelle after snowgrave : No.. no its just a dream..... Spamton after snowgrave :

[@galacticboy2009]

As someone who has never seen the original, I'm sure this is accurate.

[@JubbLaRacing]

This is the original

[@albertoHammyer]

it is

[@playplay9700]

It not

[@mikadosannoji553]

@@playplay9700 its not because this is the original

[@Loganberry-bf7vr]

I couldn't help but *crack* a smile during this.

[@Johncom-fs7ss]

Say that again

[@bighand1530]

I see what you did there

[@toomberrebmoot9244]

Unironically better than any song from Disney’s Wish.

[@bighand1530]

Agreed.

[@H2oEater]

The second line where he said “im high on crack” out of no where almost made me burst out in laughter… its 3:00 am and 8m watching stuff like this

[@trollster7133]

I love the hysterical laughter he has after selling his hat

[@bloodclaw1659]

Every year around christmas, this video shows up in my feed and i always watch it every time it does. A christmas tradition, if you will.

[@jttnc]

I love the straight forward “I’m high on crack.”

[@sargentsteve7148]

His voice is so crazed... cant belive all it takes is a few organic materials to completely destroy the human mind

[@KUYAMIN]

the mixing in this matching the mixing of the original song is amazing. i love how similar it sounds

[@Saltboi1823]

I love how, compared to snow miser, who sounds like he's overjoyed with his role while singing, this crack miser sounds like he's extremely depressed and only forcing his cheerful tone.

[@bighand1530]

Fitting.

[@gustavgnoettgen]

I can't get this video out of my head, I hope you're proud of what you've done

[@poppcornanimations6030]

Bro i deadass put this on loop for 7 minutes because its so well made

[@CURSEDBOIE3453]

so this is what spamton did after being frozen

[@lankyboi2521]

turns out that the [[hyperlink blocked]] was actually [[crack cocaine]]

[@SketchpadLad]

The time of year has come again where I listen to this on a daily basis

[@norajit]

This one'll always be my favorite version.

[@personmcguy9840]

This song helped my friend get through a tough breakup, hope the creator is doing well!

[@nickmaldonado59]

Pure art. Everything that transforms this into what it is, is executed perfectly

[@voltfox2466]

The song might be extremely comedic. But the context is also incredibly dark. A man lost his sanity due to cocaine addiction and everyone "he known or loved has left or overdosed" . Very melancholic tbh

[@hotelroom404]

And what friends he has don’t even know his name. They only call him Crack Addict now

[@Maniac4Bricks]

the last "it's never enough" being more serious than the rest is oddly hilarious.

[@mrkathooloo5711]

Incredible in simply every way. No complaints.

[@ken199x9]

"Imagine be high on crack" #weedmisergang

[@JadedJaden]

"Imagine be high on weed" #methmisergang

[@johnbosman8853]

Ifunny user?

[@shruggedword2302]

"Imagine being high period" #NormalMiserGang

[@inazonitobe737]

@@shruggedword2302 imagine being normal, I'm high on life #GymMiserGang

[@rhombus673]

@@inazonitobe737 imagine being high #lowgang

[@the_mushroom_frog_]

This whole song feels like a cry for help

[@grim_56]

I love how happy he sounds when he says "Sold to buy more drugs"

[@asialsky]

A little hair dye and glasses, and you've got Spamton G. Spamton.

[@nc_silly]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one to say, "Merry Crackmas!"

[@huhwhat2673]

Damn, this has been stuck in my head for weeks now. Gotta play it on loop 24/7 Update : Still goin. Watched it every day. 05/01/22

[@idklol3390]

still going?

[@huhwhat2673]

@@idklol3390 Still goin'

[@tomothan]

Still going?

[@VultureMD]

Still going? Merry crisis

[@bighand1530]

@@VultureMD Yup

[@justinzallar798]

This is kinda how I picture a Christmas at the white house looks like.

[@Chadlewis7936]

I'm glad this was recommended to me again at Christmas

[@Speedfish-lx3rv]

didn't read the title before clicking the video got met with a suprise

[@rollinghouse7140]

This is horribly catchy. I love it

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

Footage of stamper circa 2022

[@The_King_Of_Bugs]

Unironically a better anti-drug campaign then whatever was happening in the 70s

[@asoythereal]

Spamton in hes way to get the Neo Robot:

[@NinjaAirattac]

1:01 the laugh right here is actually terrifying not saying the video isn’t but i’m gonna have nightmares of this

[@wrathnmalice]

this song has been stuck in my head ever since ive first listened to it

[@bighand1530]

Same

[@isuckatusernames4297]

ah, so that's where Jerma went.

[@mikadosannoji553]

at least he was able to quit his gambling addiction and decided to be chill

[@Beegsire]

"Friends call me crack addict." I mean hey, he still has more friends than Heat Miser.

[@tigertoxins584]

I'm gonna have a hard time living up to these insanely high standards with my weed miser bit