Crank Yankers Niles A Chamber Of Commerce

[@ronwilliams357]

"Why should I move to Astoria? BEGIN." I say that now whenever I ask someone a question.

[@nijera9655]

I like that he said that he's from Yankerville so casually, and it just went over her head. 😂

[@shamusbob7969]

AHAHAHA "I'm hoping to bring the number up to 20,000 violent sex offenders in Astoria, do you know we have a 72% success rate?" I love him bringing these two bits of information up together.

[@stephenredeker1117]

Niles is so funny and a quick thinker. His last line is hilarious just before she hangs up on him.

[@jamesallen74]

72% success rate!!!! lolololol I'm in pain laughing so hard.

[@DoesNotApply]

This is weird. I'm from Astoria. My mom knows Coleen because my mom works for the city. So weird that I just happened upon this.

[@rockking05]

Does she know she been pranked ?

[@tonytrilex2555]

Astoria Oregon?

[@picklewart5382]

TDS victim found.

[@shamusbob7969]

@John Doe but... Astoria Oregon, Oregon?

[@Italianstallion-v2f]

From Astoria/Warrenton too.

[@michellebender7097]

"We like the predators to work hand in hand with the local Boy's and Girl's Clubs there" ROFLMAO

[@galaxytraveler5779]

funny but at the same time frightening

[@SulooCandles]

Man I miss Crank Yankers.

[@browneyedgirl4285]

Me too

[@galaxytraveler5779]

i dont watch tv, but i would watch this if it was on. I used to watch it on the comedy network back when it was new.

[@davidresnick1057]

Those were the days

[@kaiportercrafton2152]

Lone Wolfe it’s coming back.

[@chiefvercingetorix3662]

Back when jimmy kimmel was funny

[@jamesallen74]

Hands down, my favorite one yet. I never laughed so hard.

[@jaysonpad89]

You know which episode and season this is from

[@gdroff]

It's Niles STANDISH calling!

[@Trig242]

Begin!

[@billionkek]

"We would like the PREDATORS to work hand in hand with the boys and girls club" hahahahaha

[@thomascook5368]

Whoever the dude playing Niles Stadish is a dogarn comedic genius. GENIUS. I've seen this several times over the years and I cry laughing every time.

[@brian4dotcom]

Classic! Niles Standish is my favorite character

[@shamusbob7969]

"To one rain-soaked location..." FUCKING LOL

[@shawnganske8731]

I'm crying! This a fucking work of art! The fucking etiquette sells this shit flawlessly.

[@juliustheman]

Yes yes... This British accent is top!

[@brian4dotcom]

"72% success rate" lol! Niles is so smooth

[@rustyshackelford3371]

Crank Yankers is the best! That show had so many hilarious calls, pure genius

[@alligatoradam4253]

Hilarious funniest thing I've ever heard. Ace.

[@user-mp9xz8yg4j]

"...who are sensualists." hahhaahhhhahahahaha

[@mazdamedia5995]

Best voice ever

[@oO0E]

Niles and junkyard willie were the fuckin best

[@stevenhosea4849]

oO0E Thanks. Happens

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

This is brilliant.

[@robertlarussi5557]

"Bring Them All To 1 Rainsoaked Location"🤣

[@TheRagsymuffin]

I can't wait to see Colleen and ask for an update on LollyPop House... there is a need for such a facility.

[@derchozenvun83]

Niles chose Portland instead.

[@pjdurkin8582]

One rain soaked location. Lol

[@shototodoroki4816]

Whoz here 2021?

[@BrianAlston]

My favorite Niles calls

[@BTokinn]

The time she hung up was a punch line in and of it's self

[@PolitischTourette]

I agree...the timing was immaculate !!!

[@wighto73]

Yes, yes! Niles you are the greatest.

[@SuperVendetta9]

Her, "um hum." Got so strained and pursed. 😂😂😂😂

[@king-galaxiusstravinsky5766]

Oh my God. Colleen and the Lollipop House.

[@grantnoroyan4083]

this is niles standish calling!!!

[@olaleet]

Lollipop House....LMAO

[@ferykah]

Helllllooooo Niles Standish calling to whom am I speakinnggg?? 😌

[@beachaddict7653]

If I were her I would have said "unless you want your pedophiles getting killed in cold blood, don't bring them here."

[@theflounderman01]

I never cared much about Crank Yankers until I found out the calls were real.

[@1o1beauty]

Yes yes

[@johnashley2160]

Luv it

[@roxxibea]

Lmao "what are the sodomy laws?"

[@svguerin3]

Do you like rain? I love it! lol

[@andrealee8561]

I think wen Niles said can i tell u something colleen was hopin hed say im jokin

[@Mitch-Alex]

This would make me freak out lol!! Best prank!!

[@whtbobwntsbobget]

This is the funniest thing ever!

[@612southsidezay]

I Used to watch this as a kid

[@debbystardust]

It’s kind of sad because usually the listener is quite charmed by Niles Standish until he starts saying awful things

[@noveaubleu702]

Oh niles

[@snafu98104]

What are the sodomy laws ha ha

[@chaterbox1231]

im from from astoria,oregon

[@rogersilva9372]

What are your Sodomy laws ? Lmfao

[@PolitischTourette]

This is hilarious. SJW would smash this kind of crass humor nowadays. PC has killed true funny and edgy comedy since the Millenium. Somehow we forgot how to laugh since 9/11

[@JBades6310]

hahaha 72% success rate

[@bhollins3556]

I like the old

[@Joe__Smith]

In SimCity it would be Mr. Laandgraab who called to offer the city some simoleons in order to be allowed to build the institution in your city...

[@MrTVTL905]

If they were non-violent sex offenders, I bet Coleen would have arranged for government grants and special city favors.

[@krisscanlon4051]

hello Colleen, this is Niles Standish lol I like the old...lol

[@benedictvongucci]

Colean feels bad

[@6309Jmos]

🙃🙃😟🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😂🤣😂🤣"the prediitors"

[@olaleet]

"Love it!". lol

[@jimmysteel1103]

Dangerous violent sex offenders 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lizzychrome7630]

I feel this would have been too obvious even in the days before the internet.

[@sr.6270]

U noticed that most of his calls starts off normal for about 20-45 seconds....then it turns f'd up but still harlious.

[@sexhaver420]

harlious

[@justintime1343]

@@sexhaver420 *"Hilarious"*

[@sexhaver420]

@@justintime1343 hirlauos

[@Adarvuli]

so many years!!! hahahaha!

[@thatstheguy07]

Amazing

[@Henri79]

Yes! It's Niles!! :D

[@matthewnovakoski6203]

👌

[@brooklynzoo81]

Lmfao!!!!!!

[@llarmstrong783]

Colleen worried about this for weeks

[@matthewnovakoski6203]

🕺

[@harryfromwork]

lollipop house....lmao

[@prestonhopkins9638]

Keep going yes

[@jaysonpad89]

You know what season and episode is this from?

[@prestonhopkins9638]

Hell if I know

[@jaysonpad89]

@@prestonhopkins9638 ok

[@prestonhopkins9638]

@@jaysonpad89 thank you for the question

[@keithbu]

YOU WILL GET CREDIT FOR 1000 opon 1000 of people moving in

[@pattonramming1988]

Lollipop house? I'm sure nothing unseemly ever happens there especially around the boys and girls club

[@jacktone4471]

Has anyone made her watch the episode?

[@sr.6270]

did she hear or watch this?? and does she still works there??

[@DoctorP100]

That was Walter Molinski doing the voice, the funniest man in show business!

[@zipzopzoobitty]

His name is actually Tony Barbieri.

[@sexhaver420]

@@zipzopzoobitty Actually it's John Quincy Adams.

[@tommythecatofficial32actual]

For a second I thought he was talking about sanctuary cities 🤦‍♀️

[@hlozano6231]

Tommy the Cat official dumb bitch 🙄

[@RyanGuardalabene]

Nardwaur call Jane please

[@hellogoodbye9778]

Oh my God. I'm glad I don't have kids.

[@RyanGuardalabene]

Travel agent

[@Lindsayluv1]

Amazing