the cringiest videos on the internet

[@AveryTalksAboutStuff]

Ethan hasn't been this stressed since Mark shot him with a paintball gun.

[@reyisnull]

memento mori

[@ultrabigfella]

What are you talking about? That never happened.

[@ox_why]

*patiently waiting for someone to try and correct nosanctuary*

[@banes-c2908]

@@ultrabigfella yes it did...

[@aponc20]

@@banes-c2908 what do you mean? 🙃 are you sure it wasn’t just a figment of your imagination?

[@JeweledLove]

Guy: "Conductor, we have a problem!" Ethan: *"I just don't wanna watch this anymore. It hurts my face"*

[@JM-oi3by]

Yes that’s literally that’s what the video said lmao What’s the point of putting it in a comment lol

[@macy4734]

@@JM-oi3by why you have to be so mad?

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Surprised he didn't get punched, he was so annoying

[@Kralisedra]

@@UtopssAKAPJ Seriously, I'm shocked someone didn't deck him, or at least scream at him to shut up, considering it's on the subway.

[@kyberwick8107]

Why, yes, he did in fact say that in the first few minutes of the video. Thank you.

[@eleanorneath530]

alternative title: Ethan loses his faith in the human race for nearly 10 minutes

[@theqcoolMOVIE]

same tho

[@DarkBandit141]

..no comments..

[@aspen9928]

I love how there’s an ad break right after “it really does make you feel like you’re inside this eleven year old girl.” Just lets that line simmer in your mind for a bit🤮

[@pleasedpeanut]

*this* is the comment I was looking for lmao

[@aspen9928]

@Puppet Siddiqi it’s gross!! it’s like... ew why would you put an ad there to make me have to think about that for longer 🤮🤮

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

I got a freaking ad for immune system help 😂😂😂

[@ariawesley6361]

i sat there frowning

[@CheshieD]

Hahaaaa I didn’t get an ad there for some reason lmao

[@Kiterpuss]

NGL, the reporter who wiped out the skateboarder seems like a genuine nice guy. His immediate reaction was the "oh my goodness I'm so sorry let me hold you" thing I do when I accidentally step on my pet's foot.

[@fantasygeek13]

As someone who lives in the area he used to be nice (he's not anymore tbh the local area fame went to his head)

[@jw5386]

@@fantasygeek13 "the local area fame" lmao

[@McMannigan]

I *really* want Gordon Ramsay to watch that steak video and try not to cringe.

[@MACsplosion]

more like try not to get a heart attack

[@Artificial_Elysium]

Anyone got a link to that video?

[@InsertSlogan6]

the channel is just complete satire don't worry. the guy once made a bowl of cereal with like an entire container of sprinkles. I would link the channel but I can't remember what it was called off the top of my head.

[@MACsplosion]

@@InsertSlogan6 oh thank god

[@euphoricwolf]

He'd bring a new meaning to the word screenshot out of rage

[@critter-box]

The last clip of Steve Harvey is so unbelievably funny to me- edit: I know this is kind of cheesy but ty all for 1k likes! I’ve never gotten that many on a comment before :D!

[@noahluecke]

Yes

[@jakefitz7942]

“Do you know how hard it is to get brown legos?!” Made me break

[@UndeadGhostGirl]

The sentence "I don't want to work with him no more." Implies that this is something that's been building and I just hope Steve Harvey got away from that guy.

[@RedK5]

@@jakefitz7942 I didn’t even know they had brown legos

[@soapybagle]

It’s the man dancing the whole time for me

[@grosspicc]

*"conductor we have a problem"* this explains 2020 and 2021 perfectly

[@thegreendragon9628]

CoNdUcToR wE hAvE a PrObLeM

[@CheshieD]

You right

[@kittysamtpfote4925]

CoNdUcToR wE hAvE a PrObLeM

[@nariaein]

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

[@Keb1c]

COnDUcTOr wE hAve a PrOblEm

[@littletaryn4899]

How did we glaze over "oh wait I don't have socks"

[@nixasteria]

I died at that part

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

That was pretty clever.

[@audreydoyle5268]

A well informed woman, I believe.

[@dinopines9191]

I laughed hard on that part

[@orbitalchaos8049]

Right 😭😭

[@richyofthevillagers]

"He's got a nose and some hair..." Whelp, we've narrowed it down, it wasn't Voldemort that robbed the store.

[@supernova9114]

Very true

[@explodingbarrelproductions2292]

This... This is underrated.

[@Mmc.879]

"Death in the family is the rumor." "Ah, it certainly is, gotta love that!"

[@lleyah_fw]

The Steve Harvey clip, something straight out of comedy skit but its real. Just him saying, "Why are you here?" heckin killed me lol

[@soullyyy]

"It hurts.... My face." - Ethan Nestor, 5/10/2021

[@1SKRAAC1D]

My eyes hurt because I've been wiping tears of laughter from my eyes

[@hotdogthursday]

ETHAN THE NEWS REPORTER WHO TRIPPED ON A BOY AT THE SKATE PARK I'VE MET HIM HE'S IN MY CITY AND HE WOULD COVER MY THEATRE SHOWS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL IM CRYING

[@fantasygeek13]

OMG TAMPA BAY AREA GANGGGG

[@katelynn102595]

Yaaaaas Charlie Belcher!

[@LadyDelSangue87]

he seems so nice and clumsy like a puppy dog is he really like that? lol

[@angelinadavis7110]

When I saw fox 13 I thought it was my city, but I didn't recognize the area or reporter

[@pixelphilic6810]

Dude sammeee

[@handfulmousefly]

The butter steak reminded me of my ex, only difference is he actually knows how to cook meat correctly

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

So...why did it remind you of him, if he knows how to cook, unlike that guy? Lol

[@ShockingPikachu]

@@KZbinSupportSucks soggy floppy meat?

[@bethanysolimine5428]

It reminded me of an ex too, but thankfully he drown the steaks in lemon juice. Still weird, but better than butter!

[@DarkDragon1889]

@@KZbinSupportSucks The horrendous state of the kitchen I'm assuming.

[@iza2478]

ayo😟❓

[@aaa.-.6831]

The “I luv you” at 9:17 was so cute for no reason

[@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401]

It iS sOOO cute

[@kariannek7326]

Of course it was cute, it was EEF!

[@surprisedpotato]

I feel like the Rich Get Richer guy accidentally said "that's wonderful" so he tried to justify it to make himself look like he doesn't make mistakes lmaooo

[@pacrat190]

His nickname on shark tank is mr wonderful I’ve always just thought he was an asshole tho

[@surprisedpotato]

@@pacrat190 That's where I saw that guy! Yep, he is quite a dick

[@AzuraRose]

Nah, Kevin O'Leary is literally like that. He's constantly in Canadian media being a capitalist shill

[@soccerruben1]

Yeah, him bend over backwards on behalf of the 1% is so cringe, but it’s not surprising.

[@elainastandifer851]

Nah it just sounds and looks like he’s dumb asf

[@anglr2062]

I love that this isn’t the first time Ethan suddenly found out his comments were off

[@jw5386]

Wait when was the other time?

[@nonexistent4270]

"it really does feel like you're inside an 11 year old girl" *ad starts playing* KZbin WHAT IN THE TIMING WAS THAT

[@gray6079]

I think that was intended by the Boi himself

[@kariannek7326]

I just sat there staring blankly at the ad like “....... oh no”

[@alyssastro7138]

DID EVERYONE GET IT TOO? I thought it was just me AHAH

[@helagrow]

*laughs in free trial of youtube premium*

[@yasminb5866]

The way he says "I love you" at the end with the face of a broken man is comedy gold

[@kariannek7326]

Indeed

[@scarychy8729]

6:35 this literally looks like a mii i would’ve made when i was younger 😭

[@chubbybunny6975]

Friendly reminder that Kevin O'Leary tried to run for Prime Minister here in Canada a few years back and everybody hated him so much that we bullied him out of running

[@musicsaves71590]

This is the best thing I've read

[@Em_Cee669]

So in short, bullying the government into doing what we want is okay. I love this story so much. Canadian government will back down for some things, but American politicians will....become oversized babies and have full blown temper tantrums.

[@chubbybunny6975]

@@Em_Cee669 We were all calling him the “Canadian Donald Trump” and apparently he was so appalled by it, along with us hating on his privileged, homophobic, top 1% lifestyle and attitude that he dropped out. He couldn’t fathom why he was being compared to Trump in the slightest and it was like, dude, take a good look at yourself

[@chubbybunny6975]

@@Em_Cee669 We made the leader of the current Conservative party resign because we all showed how racist, sexist, and homophobic he was. So we bullied 1 guy out of even running, and we bullied 1 entire Party Leader into resigning. I’d say we did pretty good!

[@juratory8876]

Y'all did so well 😩

[@bropoke6799]

At least the kid singing black parade knew more than 1 line lol. Hes a real one

[@boobean1444]

Oh god that clip hurts to watch. I like mychem but o h g o d

[@fallenbee]

@@boobean1444 it used to be a huge inside joke between me and my friends, my excuse is that I was like 13 lmao

[@seaburitto]

Alternative title: eef trying not to cringe to avoid hurting his sunburned face

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

Currenly thinking of how if Ethan also used "a whole stick of butter", he would be looking like that pale ass steak instead of a really overdone one

[@nerdp8469]

OH MY GOD 😂

[@ParadoxFree]

I remember the seeing the Steve Harvey thing live and everyone was like "Oh why are you upset it was clearly staged" No it definitely was not if it affected Steve that much, and even if it was that is still awful.

[@pastelpop4515]

“it really makes you feel like you’re inside this 11 year old girl” youtube: *plays an add instantly after that statement and leaves me just shook*

[@kaseyk10]

I basically turned watching this video into a try not to laugh challenge because I made the mistake of watching it on my lunch break in a fairly quiet office

[@WayneChrisBethany]

The lifeless “I love you” at the end meant everything

[@The_Nailsmith]

Crank (aka EEF) regardless of what you look like we love you, sun burnt or not Edit: due to all the comments I received on this I will correct myself Ethan (aka EEF) regardless of what his look like we love you, sun burnt or not

[@crankimoo1107]

C R A N K

[@lolno811]

✨ c R a N k ✨

[@CRUNCH926]

Crank, I thought it was a tomato talking

[@xKazeNoKishi]

Do people often call him Crank? Not trying to be an ass, just genuinely curious. I’ve only ever seen Ethan.

[@tennenyt5311]

Can you upgrade my nail?

[@Gamerhome123]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that crankgameplays never disappoint us with his content :)

[@flightlessjade]

“‘pull up your socks!’ ‘i don’t HAVE socks-‘“ a LEGENDARY comeback on her part

[@strand_]

God damn that shot of the guy dancing in front of Steve Harvey is the funniest shit I’ve seen in so long

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Tbh I got no sympathy for Steve Harvey so this was mostly catharsis

[@sony7787]

The button activates a mic and you're supposed to hold it so the conductor probably heard "con ucter e ve oblem"

[@mcgee779]

5:27 “I just need to pull up my socks and OH WAIT I DONT HAVE SOCKS” lmao 💀

[@Oddzey]

Ethan the stick of butter is for basting the steak, still you don't use a whole stick but definitely not as little as a tablespoon Edit: nvm he straight up just boiled the steak in the butter

[@shortcryptid9281]

The contrast between those two statement is killing me lmao /pos

[@thecheddarshredder]

These are always so much funnier when it feels like you’re watching them with someone else...idk what it is but the other persons laugh makes you laugh and you just kind of feeding off each other. Or I just really miss hanging out with people 😂

[@frankclark2479]

I remember watching the police sketch clip live. I know the anchor and he was suuupperr uncomfortable and he had no idea who to yell at. It was wild lmao.

[@magicfibre]

To me, watching Ethan struggle to make content was far more entertaining than the content itself

[@jje7613]

This feels like a fever dream

[@scarychy8729]

3:04 i’ve never heard anyone call a frying pan that-

[@kariannek7326]

Same! I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry

[@harrisonbennett3787]

Memento mori

[@danniryn]

Also sunburned on my face and started laughing so hard at the clip that starts at 1:30 that my whole face hurts. Worth it. Tysm

[@fabricioaf89]

Ethan in the end of Unus Annus: "I have so many ideas for my channel" Ethan in 2021: "How do you make content?"

[@srenbach3612]

6:38 the police is clearly looking for Todd from Bojack Horseman, but im not sure what kind of crazy adventure he has been up too to gwt jailed again.

[@Flower_Boi]

Ah yes my favorite thing when you want to look at cringe but it’s all politics

[@baydiac]

Well, you’re getting what you came for. What could possibly make you cringe more these days?

[@buggedout9787]

What’s the difference?

[@Flower_Boi]

@@buggedout9787 exactly, there is no difference XD

[@wolfiee390]

And not just politics but 2020 trump politics (also in no way do I mean to offend anyone who supports him)

[@honeyeggs9145]

@@wolfiee390 No. Go ahead. Offend them.

[@franneeeey]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER WATCHING THE VIDEO OF THAT KID SINGING BLACK PARADE AGES AGO WITH MY SISTER THE NOSTALGIA

[@loverofmanythings4137]

1:36 basically me last year in the school hallways embarrassing my friends and for what

[@CyanDragon13]

My dad walked in to see what I was laughing at during the steak video. I have never seen a chef look more horrified, disgusted and concerned at once. He legit thought it was fish and I had to rewind.

[@marah.7528]

Everyone else cringing over the butter stake Me, wincing in pain at the pronunciation of Lancaster:

[@vivienlamb1205]

wait is that not how you pronounce it

[@marah.7528]

@@vivienlamb1205 I can't speak to other Lancasters but the Pennsylvania one is more of a lan-kiss-ter than a lan-kass-ter and all of the emphasis is on the first syllable I dunno if that makes sense I'm not a linguist

[@katiebroadway]

Ethan's biggest concern being the cleanliness of the kitchen is so wholesome and speaks so much to why we love him

[@REDWolf-td6xz]

Me: in class at school Eef: * cough* I love you Me: * mouths* I love you toooo

[@beantatobeepbeep9683]

I already don't eat meat but I physically gagged when that guy move the WHOLE gosh darn stick of butter

[@Huma463]

8:56 OwO has now begun haunting the comment sections in videos that they look at now...... he’s getting stronger

[@supersmilyface1]

Rumor has it OwO is in this very comment section...

[@eenochian]

He's the top comment here, too...

[@casperriee]

i’ve been really sad recently, so i’ve just been going back and watching older videos; old mark, jack and ethan videos. it’s been helping a little bit, so thank you ethan. i appreciate it. :]

[@ItsYaBoiV]

"It hurts my face" made me laugh harder than I should have... 😂

[@LanaDelTaco1372]

I’ve never resonated with a video more. Everything from 8:19 and after is basically me streaming KZbin videos to my friends at 2 AM

[@violindude2282]

the fact that despite his face probably feeling really meh, this adorable boi releases a video for us...eef, thanks so much :)

[@nicohart6781]

LOVE the ending of this T w T when you just find your one messed up video and question everything lol.

[@dreamieramune]

ethan having a bit of red on his nose is honestly adorable

[@sydtheartkid3743]

Managed to do my algebra homework while watching this and lemme tell you, it made math so much more fun listening to Ethan’s voice during it

[@Fiery_Salem]

I'm supposed to be paying attention to my online classes right now but I saw you posted and I had to watch so oopsie.

[@nanamartinez8429]

Litterally same

[@insomniacatwork941]

The pained "i love you" at the end tho- at least you'll have something to remind you to bring sunscreen next time

[@fancyspaggy]

2:51 Little Nightmares chef IRL

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

@1:25 - it proves, like he said, that it doesn't matter, nobody will come and that button is useless for any emergency.

[@boneenthusiast2052]

you know, I thought 9 minutes was really short for a video but man did y'all manage to make it feel like a life time :]

[@adelkakoryntova9836]

I feel ya Ethan, I sunburnt my face and shoulders yesterday because I forgot suncream

[@acedthenot-so-great]

4:27 He sure has a way with words

[@hm-fy5iz]

"oh wait, i don't have socks !" CALL HIM OUT LMAOOO

[@ashanddoodles13]

my dude didn't even wash his hands after handling raw beef

[@ticket7161]

5:48 my man in the background about to turn water into weed

[@fantasygeek13]

Lol that's my news station, it's Florida so 😂😂😂

[@loneshewolfTNF]

I hope you had fun on your trip!!

[@Grady1285]

2:45 Ethan becomes Gordon Ramsay 2.0 for a few minutes

[@mariaeleuterio9903]

7:27 he's the man that cursed 2020 to a awful year

[@ItsKatastra]

This video is a chaotic masterpiece.

[@grizzlybr3014]

The pain in his eyes, I relate so much

[@TheHaydenAlexander]

Making content ain't easy but u killed it! Actually laughed out loud on some of these, I only wish the video was longer!! Keep it up Eef!!!

[@emersaur]

i was literally listening to welcome to the black parade in the background at 1:45- 😂

[@benfletcher8100]

6:30 the guy’s face 😂 as soon as he sees it he makes that face that says “Oh no, I gotta report on this”

[@uhohspaghettios3801]

6:47 I wanna point out that we should be normalizing (healthy) polymerous relationships, especially ones with kids (and while these guys don't exactly look comfortable in this video, keep in mind they had a camera crew in their house putting their relationship on display). Just wanted to put that out there, hope everyone has a good day

[@bloop3224]

YES THANK YOU! Im poly and theres literally nothing wrong with it

[@passionsquietrage]

Why does no one use the full version of the police sketch clip anymore? It goes on to show that the guy was actually caught and he looks exactly like the sketch! It's absolutely hilarious!

[@Furretbestboi]

The first clip i felt the same way as eef like i wanted to pause the clip but 4:27 : "the fbi wants to know your location"

[@pixelspider6454]

The way that the newscaster looked so taken aback when they showed the "police sketch" had me rollinggg

[@camijs5466]

1:00 I think that's known as a "Broken Record"

[@derekbadolato3583]

In Lancaster PA it’s fairly easy to find any robber. All of the people in Lancaster other than that one person is either Amish or Mennonite.

[@karenjmukai9401]

This is a friendly reminder that always wear your sunscreen. And also some of these videos are indeed, cringey.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Omg yes! That clip of the news guy not knowing what to say about that "police sketch" is my favorite! It's HYSTERICAL. "He has a nose and some hair that goes like that." The part he didn't show is even funnier, they caught the guy so they show his picture next to the sketch. Flawless accidental comedy.

[@gatorswag82]

Everyone else be watching the cringe, but here I am jamming out to Ethans song when hes like "it just looks like leather, that's gonna be the rubbieriest thing ever" SHIT SLAPS 🤣

[@Ms._Fears]

4:28 An ad came on RIGHT after he said that!! KZbin really said take a moment to process that shit LMAOOOOOOOO

[@yeet9397]

Watching the steak one gave me second-hand clogged arteries

[@stringcheese6134]

Just wanted to say a quick thank you to you Ethan, you make me really happy. I'm about to take my APWH exam and watching you has put me in a better mind space, thanks!

[@emy747_inc.6]

6:56 yes it is very awkward but just making sure ppl know not to make fun of polyamruas ppl

[@salems.bytche]

“Death in the family is the rumor” “We love to see it 😌🥰”

[@atlas1511]

Shouldn't have been so mean to that aloe during [REDACTED]

[@DarkPrinceRalsei]

3:10 HowToBasic but he's genuinely trying to cook something.

[@alonzoventura1744]

Love your videos keep up the great work

[@makkieta-static7960]

I was having an existential crisis before watching this. Now I'm feeling a bunch better. Something bout eef giggling and reacting to dumb shit just brings a smile to my face.

[@ellalane7520]

WOOO POSTED AT MY LUNCH TIIIMEEE

[@beewxi2839]

The first picture is so cute- of u and ur mom

[@quinn4076]

Some of these were so funny that I laughed hard enough to upset my stomach… didn’t know that was possible

[@laineandrews7301]

Wait the fact that I found this when it was posted 4 mins is crazy