Crazed Sweating Man ASMR (Weird)

Contains weird mouth sounds. Fast and aggressive I suppose? Minimal talking. Idk wtf happened to the video quality at 17:36, sorry about that :(

[@Fatherlessbiped]

Ive never felt more safe within your unnaturally moist grasp

[@user-ie5py3fz5m]

You make me uncomfortable

[@Fatherlessbiped]

@@user-ie5py3fz5m whys that?

[@CoZzzASMR]

@@user-ie5py3fz5m I'm cackling 🤣🤣

[@iresxx7272]

​@@user-ie5py3fz5mIM CRYING

[@itssmehailey]

“thank you crazy sweaty man for this asmr”🙏🏻 we all say in unison

[@str3wberrymilk]

thank you crazy sweaty man for this asmr amen 🙏

[@ozzy8066]

thank you crazy sweaty man for this asmr 🙏

[@Iistentocky]

thank you crazy sweaty man for this asmr 🙏🏼

[@MisterEPearl]

thank you crazy sweaty man for this asmr 🙏🏼

[@pigeonanimations6118]

"actually, FUCK you crazy sweaty man for this asmr" i say alone as i do a sarcastic slow clap and giggle to myself

[@Mobpsycholover100]

Steve Stevenson sold him some products

[@Iistentocky]

next video is "patrick and steve stevenson go to rehab"

[@thomaswhitt145]

It was definitely blue (99.1% pure ofc)

[@Ephebvs]

I would love to watch Steve and Patrick do ASMR on a rehab clinic! Steve is a wizard, sorcerer heh heh!

[@_DEVILYCH]

Where is video with Steve btw?? I don’t see it anymore 💀

[@Uneconqueambulante-tr7tw]

@@_DEVILYCH He made a community post saying that he was going to delete because he didn't want to be insensitive.

[@kcmcyc]

Well I’m a crazed sweaty woman trying to sleep

[@melonssmell]

me n u both bestie

[@scruffdog]

GOOD NIGHT 🎉

[@user-ie5py3fz5m]

your making me not feel weel

[@Leda2008_]

Same 😂

[@amireal5458]

hot

[@zcythegeist]

That thumbnail is a straight up horror movie shot. lol

[@MP-Boya]

LMAO REAL

[@jane-hx3jh]

you get me like no other asmrtist

[@ilavbe]

was literally just about to comment something like this

[@ian-online]

i love ur pfp so much

[@clowncat9710]

fr

[@Iistentocky]

3:44-3:47 & 3:51-3:57 THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER

[@MisterEPearl]

RIGHHHHT??

[@eeeeee8829]

dude it felt like I was having an orgasm

[@littlerei1]

i love everything from 3:44 to 3:57

[@MrCryptMind]

HOW

[@BoxcarASMR]

this guy is the closest thing we have to a wizard or warlock

[@LucasLindum]

When you said warlock i instantly thought of world of Warcraft lol

[@MisterEPearl]

0:23 I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS QUALITY OF MOUTH SOUNDS

[@Coffee-wf2sw]

this feels like found footage-

[@earthsfur]

Found footage of me actually losing it due to the 90 degree weather 😭

[@Enirom]

@@earthsfur you're either american or a super human that can withstand 90°C hopefully the latter

[@earthsfur]

@@Enirom American! About 30-33 celsius?

[@Bunglr]

Patrick; I was so entranced by your performance in this video that I'm going to try emulating it in my job interview tomorrow. I've always struggled with social anxiety and my lack of charisma has negatively impacted my ability to land a job, but I'm crossing my fingers (and toes 😛) that, by excessively sweating, panting, and fondling bananas, I'll entice the interviewers as much as you entice me. You've done a good deed today 😉

[@melonssmell]

good luck brudda

[@yeliberryy]

good luck!! im hoping it’ll go well! please update us on how it goes :3

[@MP-Boya]

I’m so exited for you! Hope it goes well 🩷🩷

[@skyem7797]

I really hope it went good! I feel you on the anxiety part ❤

[@SophiaRenting]

How did it go?😮

[@narcissisticrats]

everytime he puts weird in one of his titles on a video, you know its gonna be a masterpiece

[@MP-Boya]

Amen‼️‼️‼️

[@monoorv]

mhm, exactly. one of my favs has got to be “LIVE HORSE SUSPENSION ASMR”. so relaxing.

[@glossym]

5:32 trust me on this one

[@minnystrawb8453]

OMG, that part is DROOL WORTHY

[@fermfemly]

thank you, crazed sweaty man

[@J0J0_06]

YOOO THE STEVE STEVENSON VIDEOS GONE WTHHHHH😭😭😭

[@mabel42]

RIGHTT? my heart is broken 😭

[@lanilala20]

​@@mabel42real😔

[@MP-Boya]

WHATT, DONT DO THIS TO ME LMAO NOO 😭😭💔

[@ahmadfikrytrg5526]

Patrick, we need steven stevenson 😭😭😭😭

[@DeadX2]

He removed it sadly

[@ahmadfikrytrg5526]

@@DeadX2 i regret not downloading that vids, it's my favorite of his lately and they're so funny too 😭

[@fireandice189]

Bring back Steve

[@user-ie5py3fz5m]

@@ahmadfikrytrg5526he didn’t remove it I have the link to the video if you wont it

[@littlebodybigheart888]

Hey its actually unlisted!! I have it in my watch later and its still there

[@legoopman]

Petition to reupload Steve Stevenson asmr

[@cecilyerker]

PLEASE I NEED THE CRACK MAN

[@matou6318]

I found it on anorher channel called patrick ( @PatrickCanYouPleaseStop) btw if you didnt find it already

[@BetterrCallSaull]

earliest ive been on any youtube video ever.

[@readmore8143]

Something about the breath work with the hands coming towards the camera is just so tingly

[@estela1462]

thank you i was just looking for crazed sweaty man asmr!

[@serpdecollaret]

привет patrick!! пишу тебе не на английском потому что я сомневаюсь в своих знаниях и переживаю что напишу что-то неправильно😭😭 у меня иногда сильная тревога и твои видео мне очень помогают часто ты меня веселишь и я забываю о всём плохом в этом мире спасибо тебе большое🙏🏻😭😭

[@trans_ginger]

only the finest sweaty man asmr at one in the morning 🙏 thank you brody and if anybody reads this sleep well

[@shannonmae430]

you’re my cat’s favorite ASMRtist

[@Enirom]

sweet dreams this person's cat

[@leDocteurDort-il]

we decend further more into madness as days pass. Recently I dreamt i have fallen in an endless pit of fire . Moist man be good give me slumber

[@MP-Boya]

Holy shit, sweet dreams bro ‼️‼️

[@kabukitty99]

Perfect vid for me rn, im also a crazed sweating man atm. Been loving ur channel for the past few days and ur really helpin me fall asleep so thanks brah

[@Iistentocky]

3:33 god damn bro 😭

[@arielnunez8474]

patrick’s daily uploads recently have been amazing🙏🏽

[@Gilliean]

This was good. But can you bring back the weird dolphin that licks me

[@captainjustas2162]

where can I found it?

[@MrDuckDrawz]

I was really sad and I started watching your videos and now I’m just confused and weirded out, so… thanks for making me feel better!!

[@vegafreakandel]

6:47 is GETTIN MEEEE

[@Mycatis104]

Thank you crazed sweaty man 🫶

[@classicidiot2255]

Blessing us with the caffeine ASMR

[@skylarmccormick5158]

Give me your salt , sweat man

[@skymanlordoftheskies]

What the hell

[@Anis-m7i]

@@skymanlordoftheskies lol ses porbbaly a woman

[@plasticbcdy]

oh the mic rubbing ate

[@moonienoonie]

i wish there was a ver of this without mouthsounds😭 everything else is great its just the wet noises that wake me up😭😭😭

[@weirdtyanka2454]

man.... I'm literally started to crying from tingles🙏

[@ortegasgf_]

10:40 love mic scratching

[@GoldenEspeon1337]

You gotta bring back Steve he made me sleep on the train and it was the best, 21:40 wow that is a beautiful banana

[@callunscanlandfan1]

blessin us with a 30 min vid

[@paregoros4621]

I was just about to check his channel because it’s 2am and I need my nightly dose of Patrick glad I’m early on one of his videos

[@NanoBot.]

LETS GO ANOTHER HAPPY DAY WITH A PAT UPLOAD

[@Julianninha]

you and kelly belly are the best we have T-T

[@heartsforluci4]

although i am a little worried,, thanks pat

[@jaydensmith8581]

I could feel his aura before he even posted this.

[@tag4178]

What does that even mean 😭😂

[@princessrorooo5992]

That intro was gas 🔥✨

[@elizbitter]

absolutely love this , by any chance can a vid like this be made without mouth sounds ? sending love 🫶

[@Gavinwhite09]

Js wanna say thanks for uploading every night!

[@Blazer13674]

Woop Woop, you know when sweaty and weird are in the title it's goated

[@makailahaye672]

Where is the Steve video 😥

[@krystalrose243]

It most likely got taken down because KZbin is on crack

[@octaviathewolfdragon453]

I believe he took it down because some people don’t know what is a joke and get easily offended

[@Enirom]

It's unlisted, it should still be in your watch history if you've watched it earlier, or with a link

[@krystalrose243]

@@Enirom you are a life saver

[@gridow5880]

@@krystalrose243 can i have link plssss

[@jessicafromaustralia5790]

Amazing video Patrick as always but please #BringBackSteveStevenson 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[@foreveravaa]

Thank you crazy sweaty man 🗣️🗣️💯💯

[@ArianneZamora-ye8mc]

Weird but it's so good and relaxing

[@ZachCollens]

Posting at 2 am is crazy

[@strawberrypanic7609]

I can’t believe the video with Steve Stevenson is deleted..rip😔

[@nexSix66]

I think he just unlisted it, it allows me to watch it through a notification i have.

[@Toasty_10]

​@@nexSix66link

[@sierra_2016]

Just settling in for sleep. 42 seconds ago is crazy

[@tigrex3622]

He basically turned into a what we call "A hypercharged ASMRtist" he has too many tingles on him and hes tryna resist the urge to dissapear into the relaxation realm😂😂😂

[@Goon____]

Thank you crazed sweaty man

[@branbuckley]

this is so husband of you pat😔🧡

[@skylersmith5164]

Pov: strange form of aftercare lmao

[@skylersmith5164]

At 8 min, the ratchet-esque turning of camera with noise was neat, berrygud

[@Geefrog]

mouth sounds from 0:23 - 0:28 sounds like a minecraft spider

[@CoZzzASMR]

The (weird) ones always hit!

[@ian-online]

7:20 woahhh

[@sophielovesskz]

thank you crazed sweaty man for the asmr 💗

[@ortegasgf_]

13:10

[@zyphiaasmr]

Such awesome mouth sounds! 🤤

[@breezyforces3391]

Thank you Patrick 🩺

[@Finn-to7lr]

Crazed sweaty men r my fav😋❗️

[@지1윤]

8:18 🤤사랑해

[@지1윤]

11:11

[@shpakshit]

he definitely try some stuff from steve stevenson

[@parzivalplant769]

5:33

[@kedamono_no_kokyu]

Steve Stevenson energy Thank you for this video !

[@fireandice189]

Wholesome asmr with Steve Stevenson please 😊

[@ink-mq3ie]

my friend said you look like guy fieri if he had a dark and mysterious past

[@kadegetslaid634]

We ned steve back 😔

[@helpme7903]

i just got put to sleep by a sweaty man

[@lovendeath]

5:35 are you seriouuuus 😮‍💨

[@megumi_fushishi]

hello patrick how are you today😊 i just wanted to say that your asmr is wonderful and i love how you stop sometimes to share some of your thoughts. ๑>ᴗ

[@sabricover5054]

I didn't even get to my birth so quickly 🗿🍷the best part : 0:00 To the 27:07

[@MitsuriKanroji1995]

Thank you for the video, it was amazing ❤

[@ZielonyZaginiony]

The universum is growing rapidly

[@ledgengoad6214]

We love you man, anything you need, I’m sure we got you 🤟

[@jennifercolaizzi]

I love you Patrique’🧍🏼‍♀️💖👏🏼

[@romaczech75]

Wait. Why did you take the crackhead does ASMR video down? It was amazing.

[@Cupid.Kittyyy]

Was the Steve Stevenson vid taken down 😰💔

[@cleolopez1357]

can someone tell me who is steve stevenson i’m pretty new here and im curious asf 😭

[@L1ghtn1ngmcfr3aky]

The warmth of your dripping, oily, shiny hands reminds me of nothing other than safety.

[@easiergone]

youre like kurt kunkle n jesse pinkman combined

[@sydneyfleury7024]

damn the SPEED

[@Lornadavies14]

Came to watch the Steve Stevenson video and it’s vanished 😫😫

[@MP-Boya]

IK IM SO DISTRAUGHT LMAOO 😭🩷🩷

[@Lornadavies14]

@@MP-Boya honestly just needed some giggles and a good video to chill too 😱

[@TypeTwoAmy]

This is definitely a Patrick's ASMR

[@Meowc_cat]

I already miss steve stevenson 😭

[@TeamSpandam]

Its a very texturing video

[@lurkingbanette]

Pat ate the gas station perc

[@MFIwan-ie7hz]

Patrick is finally here

[@Mycatis104]

Hey… u know what they say (specifically on this channel) if it’s got *weird* or *practice* in the title *its gunna be good*

[@deetsitmeisterjd]

"Crazed sweaty man" not me with my mouth ope...wait, what?

[@kaedenryan-ye4xe]

We need a crack update on Steve

[@TeamSpandam]

You struggle in this vidéo. But you achive 🙌 (for the next Time, Can you do some calm moment with more close UP hand mouvement et camera mouvement too) thanx man

[@aaaaanaju]

actually good

[@TylerDaMan62]

First love your videos Patrick!!