Craziest Client Stories #3 | Tattoo Artists Answer

[@lejindaryk-popper8704]

*If a guy in the vest and top hat says you're weird...then you're weird*

[@samip4716]

exactly 😂

[@chancebrandau7126]

Thought the exact same thing

[@FiveCellarsBelow]

kpop fans be like “oh my god i love jungle cock”

[@tinychilipepper9379]

bee boi im sorry what?

[@shawndanewby8941]

The guy with vest & top hat has a steampunk look

[@HomicidalTeaBreak]

"didn't you kill a guy?" "nah but I was there" excuse me?? can we elaborate??

[@badandy102]

We need to know what the heck happened. That's not something you can casually brush off.

[@tiffanydaniels227]

@@seanbarthel yo that's fucked up

[@maleficentdrater]

@seanbarthel Whoa! Truly tragic irony. Thanks for the link because I was thinking the same thing as @BadAndy.

[@corinnezimmerman4072]

And that needs some explanation

[@Nantosuelta]

@@seanbarthel After reading that tragic story, I find it really fucked up how nonchalant they were talking about it, almost like it was a joke. Makes me loss all respect for those two

[@Gumbocinno]

These are the easiest videos to binge, they're all around 20 minutes but it feels like 2 minutes.

[@Ren13473]

Gummy for real I’ve been trapped for three so far

[@bucky-olivia-barnes8937]

I’ve watched like 15 of these in the last 2 days.

[@Shayysierra]

literally 😭😂

[@better-than-baked-beans4263]

Brooo

[@lindsayhornsby3727]

Sage Renee ref rrfr f I ffqrra op c FF r f f r I am not n rdeeee eeeeccçceccedwdwed dwed

[@francisrivas9497]

If the girl in the last story is watching this she's probably like "wow he remembers me, he must love me". I hope y'all called the cops on her lol.

[@merc5333]

That one was so creepy and sick.😖

[@seider780]

Calling the cops in Brazil won’t do much lol

[@JonathanLGN]

I would have taken her home 😂

[@gearlessmason7743]

“Didn’t you kill a guy” like what lmao

[@RiversideM]

And they didn't even tell the story! Though the story they told instead was gold too

[@gearlessmason7743]

RiversideM ik fuckin tease

[@welcometofpv6283]

Fuckin Willy wonka

[@whitebewt9794]

"No, but I was there. I never killed anybody."

[@damiancrocker1727]

I wanna find that story. I briefly looked but found nothing

[@emilyjane9901]

*are you sure you didnt kill a guy?* DONT YA THINK THAT'D BE A MEMORABLE THING?

[@jaylius]

Bucky Barnes says no

[@nunpho]

He didn't. A guy died in the shop he worked at in a freak accident.

[@blondesense1708]

Jo 🦇 Wow I didn’t know he worked there. I was under the impression it was an unlicensed shop and he seems very sensible.

[@FaintinglifeJBS]

@@blondesense1708 It was unlicensed at the time.

[@kyrasmith4975]

“Yo what up homeboy yea me and my mom are tight yo”

[@DapurMamaNini]

I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samip4716]

favorite story 😂

[@shespawntwin1]

I actually thought that was really sweet. The guy is a weirdo, and probably in jail, but he loves his mama.

[@bestpsymusicbest2607]

》》Comment of the year girl 《《 💚💚💚💚

[@ymerpervetica4572]

That shit had me laugh mu ass of my bed and i hurt my hip

[@sammoore5414]

3:42 to be fair she did tell you she was gonna puke

[@peacechickification]

sam moore yeah I hated this story, it woulda been avoided had he just listened to and believed her. His own mansplaining is why he was puked on, instead of just getting her a fucking bucket

[@Funnymandias]

@@peacechickification fuck off with the mansplaining bullshit, gender had nothing to do with it.

[@peacechickification]

@blurryfrank thanks for mansplaining a reply trying to shut me down about mansplaining. she knows her body. he repetitively disregarded it. hence; mansplaining. thanks for wasting my time frank!

[@42drewbidoo]

@blurryfrank I hear with women it's called nagging

[@kylovesart]

@@peacechickification I don't think he was mansplaining. I think he was just trying to calm her down and instill confidence in her that as a professional, he'd be able to handle anything she did.

[@marzipeach]

I have a story similar to the last one. Once in 9th grade, in the middle of the school musical rehearsal, I was sitting on the edge of the stage reading my lines. This little goblin-like girl who was also in the play tapped on my back and whispered in my ear, "Did you notice? I have been licking your elbow." Horrified, I checked my arm and sure enough, it was wet with spit. She then gave me a wicked smile and ran off. It still haunts me to this day.

[@aurorasky278]

marzipeach oh my fucking god

[@richmoney7806]

How tf did you not feel that 🤣

[@mdick7284]

DEAR GOD

[@sugakookies8063]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT😵😱🤢

[@liastorm795]

Please come get me off this floor💀💀💀 that would of fucked me up😭😭😭😭

[@tameibex]

when he said "ear rape" i was expecting someone screaming or something, but i was most definitely mistaken!

[@Wendifur]

Same

[@darkvoid3781]

ME TOO HAHA

[@irisdivinemessages1350]

This is definitely assault.

[@andrerushawn6102]

It was much more literal than anticipated

[@hopewang6388]

The guy who told the ear rape story is such a good storyteller tho!

[@nickj12]

Hope Wang best story for sure.

[@philima]

Yeah I completely lost it at that one! The details....

[@stephanie5872]

Jime litwalk is who was telling it

[@SaunterVaguelyDown]

Yeah but it happened to the other guy. And he tried to tell it himself but dude kept interrupting. You could tell he was a tad annoyed.

[@KattReen]

For real. It made me really uncomfortable, it's like I was there lmao

[@Phojographer]

6:38 “I wanna wear your jaw like a necklace” Uhhhhhh

[@AyubuKK]

Phojographer 😂

[@barbarahardison6369]

Phojographer 💀 that story was funny af 😂 💀 😶

[@arthurias7693]

Your eyes are so cute, I want to eat them :)

[@shotaaizawa1320]

Me at my crush

[@finndelmenico1840]

i had eight teeth removed, drilled little holes in them, and strung them together. i wish there was school rn so i could show off my creation.

[@cheycheystriker]

It's so weird hearing artists talk about clients being drunk, every artist I've been to has had me sign off saying I'm not under the influence of anything. I couldn't imagine stumbling into a shop whilst trashed.

[@oopsiepoopsie2898]

thegirlwiththeappletattoo I have seen it soooooooooo many fucking times

[@andreasantizo9599]

It sounds like a lot of these stories are from a while ago or when they first started out. New artist need the work and may have had to settle for doing a drunk person wanting something random. Kinda sucks but i mean work was work. I’m sure now they’re all against doing any drunk tattoos unless if that person comes in again insistent on that tattoo to which each their own at that point.

[@breeny09]

thegirlwiththeappletattoo idk I got my first face tattoo while telling the guy I was hella fucking high on klonopin for mania as I haven’t slept in 3 days. I still love my face tattoo tho ...

[@Who-Dunnit]

My tattooist lets his clients get drunk in the shop, like a bring-your-own-beer type deal. So they can numb the pain and he can cut them off at buzzed. It worked really well for me when i got my feet tats, responsible numbing lol

[@zeannarouxmiyunae7515]

Every place I know makes you sign a paper as well but these guys all seem to have really popular overly expensive places so maybe they don't care as much.

[@gettin-ziggy-with-it]

"Didn't you kill a guy?" "Nah but I was there" "I witnessed him get ear raped in Brazil" WHAT IS THIS FRIENDSHIP LMAOOOO

[@bed-bugg]

I love it lol. I bet they annoy the shit out of each other but they've also been around each other so long and have so much shit on one another that they just stay friends because of it lol

[@jboyj7822]

CJ thas a goal I need to accomplish in life

[@tea_fling8328]

I aspire to have a friendship like this😂

[@Silver_Rose666]

I'm so glad i have a friendship like that. Me and my best friend, who is like a sister to me, we both know too much about each other LOL we mess with each other all the time. It's the best long lasting friendship I have.

[@Wild_D]

So many questions

[@Houseoflightning]

The guy with the on and off Russian accent was Katya

[@bb_bex]

Lol, I wouldn't be surprised if it was! 🤣

[@getmypastamasta8670]

Raxhana Rose red checkers

[@lindsaylulu1997]

Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂 reading this then rewatching that part, it makes so much sense.

[@hermydee]

Does sound like Katya 🤣🤣

[@wildcatkhaya5675]

Who is Katya? Surname anyone?

[@faelangrimm1031]

I gotta add a shout-out to the BRO whom covered up my happy mistake. I had a bad tattoo of a crinkly moon on my wrist (my moon moon) for almost 5 years solid and just this past October I got it covered up. And MY. MAN. I told him ahead of time that I have a nerve disorder so I'll be in more pain than an average bloke. And he was real chill about the whole thing. Kept me talking the whole three hours it took and if I cried randomly he'd talk me through it, like not babying me but talking about anything else like this wasn't even happening. He gave me confidence, he was a GREAT conversationalist whom was hilarious, and he was excited with me because he had some beautiful sick ideas for my cover up (half sleeve of creepy woods) and I stuck it out to fulfil his vision so I now have ART on my arm and the best fuckin experience. BLESS THAT BRO.

[@ouzelle]

What’s the shop?

[@brennawithluv]

the dude dressed as a magician is a literal legend ohmygod

[@msstarlight4770]

He is cool. His clothes are Steampunk, one of my favourite clothing styles. : )

[@kyleighwhite1409]

lil u4ia okay but the guy in all black looks like he is just a head

[@generalgh0st]

FASHION

[@jediknight1294]

The woman who did the tattoos on her dad with parkinsons sounds really cool. Given I have cerebral palsy and I'm always scared of spasms messing up big batches of ink so I'm glad people are aware of these challenges. Given I have a vocal slur and stagger/have a rolling limp I'm always hyper worried they just assuming I'm on something especially if I get a violent batch of spasms. Plus the awareness of the medications and issues and how that affects bleeding and stuff.

[@fatwalrus7021]

"Haven't you killed a guy" "No that wasn't me"

[@Godelphy]

That guy with the face mask was ahead of his time, he knew about the coronavirus years before it happened

[@christinaadams1235]

I was like when was this filmed? Wonder why he has that?

[@foulthy]

believe it or not people from other cultures actually care about their health in general, not just when theres a pandemic.

[@rempart145]

Was looking for that comment, I am not disappointed

[@masonfeagans6159]

This was only a year ago so he was a couple months early

[@DavidDoingLife]

Dont call it a comeback, asians never stopped wearing masks 😂

[@elizabethitule9190]

“I had to tattoo the sun where the sun don’t shine” boooyyyy!! that one was the best for sure 😂

[@Emrys91]

And he wiped her arse and it was dirty 😫

[@spencerjonesvo3973]

lmfao yeahhh and gross. How do you not wash your ass before that?

[@humanmonsters]

Omg that guy would not stop interrupting, he just totally highjacked his whole story. Geeze I felt so bad for the other guy.

[@fluidcreativity3124]

I'll be honest, because he hijacked the story it made the story not as funny as it should be

[@courthall353]

Looked for this comment 🙏

[@Anna-qs8jm]

I thought that a loaf in the underwear was funny but the last storey about that sugar glider chick killed me lol

[@NinaThoren]

Can you do a video with the artists and their tattoo style with a few examples of tattoos?

[@Leleleleleleleleleo]

@@saskiadenboer3239 he's red pilled. Don't question his big divine mind.

[@alexwolfe6616]

"" I'm not good with crazy client stories,' 'Didnt you kill a guy?"

[@SilverWolf_-cj4qn]

"I witnessed him get ear raped in Brazil" "Yeah but that wasnt a client" I'm dead lmao

[@chronictonicwizardcat]

If someone getting tattooed says their gonna puke and don't feel good, as the artist you don't tell them they're ok, you stop

[@Sara11614]

I think it was his way of trying to talk her through it. My husband passes out at the sight of blood and when he gets his blood drawn (whether he sees it or not). I can't tell you how many nurses say "oh no, you wont pass out with me, you are going to be fine" when he gives them a heads up before they start. He passes out every time though. I don't think it's meant in an irresponsible way.

[@sic3b]

Most people know long beforehand when they're gonna puke because: familiar symptoms. I get nauseous first, then I start to feel hot and sweaty, and the chunks are coming up; this all within a few minutes. Plenty of time to find a bucket or facehug the bowl. But this guy didn't listen. So he had to go find a mop.

[@helpmeImpoor5314]

I'm surprised tattoo artists don't have a designated puke trash can nearby at all times!

[@jgjohnny7964]

while getting tatted people get sweaty and feel sick and passe out very very often!

[@nunpho]

@Heru Jr. of Kemet that does sound like a stupid question

[@Tkizuka]

The story about the father with Parkinson’s disease was so sweet.

[@CynthiasASMR]

The guys had me literally just CRYING over the story of the chick flying through the air and the animation of the entire situation so clearly I could see it as they were telling it. I was wiping tears I was done so done 😂🤣🤣🤣🤚🏻 I loved it

[@PunkdRebel]

A lot of what I'm hearing is tattooing vulnerable people. If you can visibly see someone is incredibly drunk you shouldn't take their money and tattoo them in that sort of state of mind. It should be your responsibility as a shop to turn these people away, as far as I'm aware most tattooists and shops have on their TOS that you must not come to the shop drunk, and not to drink before appointments. Walk in or not you shouldn't enable their drunken mistakes. You cannot give full consent when you're drunk.

[@erika2_2]

A lot of the stories mention drunk people, why are these artists letting drunk people getting tattooed???

[@schwubdiwuub]

Thought the same!

[@erika2_2]

And why is nobody mentioning this?!

[@TheTurbomotte]

Thank you! I was looking through the comments to find someone mentioning this! I realy find tattooing drunk people irresposible

[@cazzawee]

was thinking the exact same thing! a tattoo artist who is willing to tattoo someone under the influence is a shitty tattoo artist

[@julietrodriguez2690]

They got jobs. Sucks for people who came in drunk. That's their fault. They need to pay rent lol

[@karalindstrom7729]

He accepted a gift from her?!?! I hope he threw it away. It might have been bugged or set with a GPS tracker. Never underestimate crazy fans

[@callmecharlie99]

I imagine he dumped it ASAP. This chick did assault and stalk him.

[@toreymusha]

I love these crazy stories but I also would love to see some of the "most emotional tattoos" because I know they can be so cathartic and those are the tattoos these people are proud of doing

[@AyubuKK]

toreymusha Same

[@HJ-si7hd]

To be honest ecstasy man's tattoo experience sounded ideal lol. I'd sit for 12 hours too if I could be either super enjoying myself or not even awake.

[@p__fisch]

Mendoza making masks look cool before the COVID outbreak

[@chrisraymond6448]

My craziest client story: I got asked early in the morning to do a hand tattoo that said "blessed" tattoo took about 40 minutes. When he leaves my house he gets into a huge brawl an hour later.. Shattered his hamd and can no longer use it for the rest of his life. About 4 weeks later he messages me again and asks if i can put blessed on his other hand this time...

[@lonemotheo1964]

I hope you didn't do it 🤣🤣

[@Albanez39]

9:36 Ask your dad to tattoo something small on you. It could be a smiley face or some minimal symbol that means something to you. It's not as much about the symbol, but the chaotic, erratic and deformed tattoo you will get, will be one of your dearest memories of your father. I wish you both the best!

[@15430Eve]

I'm getting a smiley my grandfather used to write on our birthday cards when his hands started to get too shaky to write anymore :)

[@tangell4370]

Guy named Tautu is a... tautu artist...

[@LM-sc2wl]

He had a calling and he fucking went for it

[@TheAlchemicalPortal]

I'm calling the police, I'm done.

[@jaygrand4180]

"You sure you didn't kill a guy?" god damn it jimi

[@mariazaragoza9181]

These are my fav!!! Love this series!

[@jiminsjimjams9477]

Loved the story about the girl's "I'm sorry" tattoo to her mom!

[@Angel-qs6if]

Loved the Video but damn that right guy at 14:30 is annoying cutting the left guy off all the time. THats just rude and also really obnoxious to watch!

[@trash3151]

Dude, for real. I only half listened to him cause he annoyed me so much.

[@chickennuggets3391]

Angel lmaooo

[@kiannalondon2407]

I like how they tell the story together

[@miamotoworld]

"surprise butt sex"....i mean thats quite the euphemism

[@YungZaraki]

14:20 so you not gonna let your mans talk my guy?

[@idahoplantguy9027]

I'm glad you said something bruh.. I bet that dude is the type of person to say he left his wallet at home so you'll buy his lunch.

[@trishabaez136]

Keep them craziest stories coming!

[@berfishrules3993]

Omg I love craziest client stories!!!

[@kyrasmith4975]

At 15:15 to the dude on the right STOP INTERRUPTING HIM HES TRYING TO SPEAK

[@KippartRS]

Was not expecting to see my artist on here, Tautu is awesome :)

[@Daisy0414]

1:29 this guy was ahead of the times wearing a face mask lol

[@sgim43]

14:20 dude it's not even your story let him fricken speak

[@elliottselman6746]

Story pirates are the worst.

[@Law-_]

We don't care the other guy seemed pretty ok with this and less comfortable with storytelling.

[@elliottselman6746]

@@Law-_ to be honest, he almost seemed like he didn't want the story told haha.

[@sgim43]

if he was so uncomfortable he would have just sat there and not started multiple times to tell his story again, only to be highjacked again and again@@Law-_

[@stratosphere94]

Yeah that was so annoying.

[@sarahrambhatla9257]

1:27 omg love this guy predicting what’s bouta happen in 2 years

[@czarinaquinteros2358]

Just keep it coming! These are hilarious! 🤣

[@PeachFlavoredKaiju]

Jesus the last one was the best one

[@parsapourjabar]

*8 seconds into the video* “Didn’t you kill a guy?”

[@sarahmayfield827]

Moral of the story : don't tattoo drunk people

[@txfrogboy8975]

"I'm probably going to jail for a couple of years"

[@carsonreid7133]

A dude in my freshman high school health class gave himself a stick and poke in class then like two weeks later cut it out in class. Gnarly

[@barbarahardison6369]

"when it comes brown on ur paper and u know its not ur ink" I died 😂

[@MagaldiMateus]

I love how my country always leaves a memorable experience, Brazil is magical indeed.

[@erincoyle9330]

16:34 is iconic

[@SkyRocketHappy]

If someone tells you they’re about to puke, you can’t “handle it” other than handing them a bucket dude! Jeeezlouize

[@FFigueira]

ok you guys went into some shady shit in brazil bc the tattoo places ive gone all had AC and were really private.

[@FFigueira]

@@heider2566 yeah that also made me roll my eyes 🙄

[@sykwookiee]

Blame it on MSM...same deal with people's impression of the US...we get weary of people from other countries thinking negative about the whole damn country...such as mass shootings and all black people are gangbangers and all white people are racist...I really thought that they were carrying on...hyperbole, ya know? Over sensitivity....it's an unattractive quality no matter where you're from....

[@brubassaura7796]

Sim mano o cara generalizou ridiculamente

[@crossindiaetec]

as a brazilian I felt very insulted

[@JuacoMmM]

im from Chile almost next to Brasil and even i know that you guys are not a fucking third world country, its like going to a ghetto to get a tattoo and saying that usa is a fucking 3rd world country xd

[@victorferreira3289]

“We are in Brazil, you’re gonna get kidnapped” Wtf?

[@madds528]

ALL OF THESE WOMEN ARE SO BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOODNESS

[@maliaevonne196]

I don’t think Anthony could possibly be a better catch. He’s the sexiest man of all time & his personality is just so sincere and kind.

[@luiso581]

6:00 probably the funniest , just best story I think

[@piotrch0]

The delivery on the last story - priceless!

[@LeaWM]

1:26 My boy was already ready for Covid-19 in 2018 😂

[@jonathanfairchild]

That last story was golden. Perfect delivery

[@nova_jimmy-_-875]

5:59 williy wonka is that you

[@whitebewt9794]

It's the Mad Hatter

[@nothingtobeconcernedabout7477]

A bit "annoyed" that so many actually did do tattoos on really drunk people. For me that is not really professional...

[@faiththeunknownbeing8126]

They get paid. Not their fault if their a dumbass

[@y-fj9hh]

Faith The Unknown Being there are lots of things you can’t legally consent to while drunk, so I can’t really see why this would be different.

[@Ali_D_Katt]

Maybe it was at a point in their career when they weren't in a position to refuse or they didn't realize they were drunk until it was too late... I agree it's not right though and I think 10 - 15 years ago it wasn't frowned upon so much. Seems like currently most artists would refuse. Just a thought.

[@th-bk_rd3643]

Nothing to be concerned about when I get my tats I drink a lot but they are always scheduled

[@xsugarplum3442]

I don't know what the status quo is in tattoo shops, but from my personal POV if an idiot is intoxicated and decides to go into a tattoo shop that's his own problem. You should be responsible when you drink, if you are going to get hammered you need to have people responsible for you who are not hammered.

[@nspeck24]

"I just tattoo'd the shit outta some lady" I am on the FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣

[@god3atgod]

6:05 “he was just really odd.” Says the resident of Saint Denis in Red Dead Redemption 2

[@eddkevinarenumberone2522]

"Like a f@#$ing sugar glider!!!" 😂😂😂

[@lafondawilliams]

its so awesome, watching odd people call people odd lmfao. also saga's black out half sleeve probably the only blackout ive seen ive liked, feels like its just flows there.

[@ANNEKE1999]

I know it‘s in the comments already BUT why the hell are you tattooing DRUNK people?! I have heard that in some countries this is a very weird vacation „trend“ but I always thought professionals should know better. My tattoo artist wouldn‘t have tattooed me if I was drunk tbh.

[@poolboyatvampiremansion]

The person at 5:59 looks dapper AF!! What a cool personal style

[@RogerLuedecke]

"He was just, really odd." ~The Mad Hatter

[@wxspii4786]

Ay mom whad up homeboy we tight 😂💀

[@speekydoomon]

i hate how that one dude kept interrupting 😭😭

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

I don’t even have any tattooed and I keep watching these videos

[@iamjey5884]

6:07 that dude is hella extra and I'm lovin it

[@mandywray5229]

What’s the face mask for? Just wondering... no shade!

[@SarahMacDani]

Amanda Whitaker I think, I’m not sure, but I think they record these at conventions. So I’m thinking maybe he’s a little sick and didn’t want to breathe on an open tattoo? Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@paulw858]

@@SarahMacDani I thought it was just his trademark or something.

[@mandywray5229]

That would make sense...

[@blueblue2338]

Dont fucking worry about it shit........

[@blueblue2338]

@@SarahMacDani lol if you actually seen these videos he always wears it so clearly you dont kno shit.....

[@spookymcfakename]

That guy with the top hat looks so sick I love him, how dare you curse the mad hatter

[@EvannHoward484]

That last story is amazing.

[@thiagoprofili4806]

1:20 my man predicted the coronavirus

[@malenaray6128]

“He was just really odd” guy talking about a client wearing a Renaissance outfit😂 I dig it though

[@dinabatres4301]

“I’m 5’8. What are you like 12’11? ...With the hair.” LMAAAAOOOOOXOO

[@loganphillips5142]

Willy Wonka 6:05 Oompa Loompa 14:30

[@TheCommenterHimself]

"Some meme character from Facebook called 'dickbutt'" *REDDIT INTENSIFIES*

[@shotaaizawa1320]

Lol yeah

[@gemma8972]

Shouldn't be watching this in the quiet carriage. The ear / tongue incident. Too funny!

[@s379Ox]

"I was the guy that tattooed the shit out of somebody" DEAD!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Angelsergiuboy]

last story was the best by far and what teddy bear gift , too good.

[@kiki3721]

Im so glad ive never heard stories about hating tattooing pluse size people

[@lallipoppin]

Why would that be a story? Who complains about a bigger canvas?

[@RA-tj8lv]

Jimmy takes over the answer from the poor guy trying to tell his answer!!!! LOL

[@rustyshackleford9017]

tattooing drunks and addicts? great job at highlighting tattooing, Inked.

[@chewygal69]

The last story was the best

[@Ghoul597]

1:15 This Man was ready for Corona 😂

[@pranavpappu9571]

That last story was so hilarious, the way it was told was elite too😂

[@monkeydluffy2747]

“I was the guy that tattooed the shit out of some lady” 😂😂😂

[@mfsiah6166]

you should do an episode on the artists best client experiences