Crazy Confessions: Stealing, Faking Mental Illness, Hit & Runs (Ep. 14)

[@sophiacanamar8030]

For anyone who can’t afford to be in members club, here’s Jess’s confession! I’m only typing it here cause they said it wasn’t that bad or embarrassing and it could’ve been said on the main podcast. Basically, before they were married, Jess stayed at Gabe’s apt. and went to bed on her period but didn’t take out her tampon. She wakes up in the middle of the night to take it out but didn’t want to throw it away in Gabe’s trash can because that was weird for her. So she leaves the apartment to throw it down the trash chute, then comes back in and goes to bed again.

[@isabelgonzalez865]

Thanks!! You're the real MVP!

[@jonathanjunio6698]

can we get a applause sound in the soundboard of this podcast for @sophia's summary of Jess's confession?

[@gemzroxya]

Thank you!!! I never thought i'd find this comment

[@DRMTTJ]

You comment concerning hitting a child reminded me of an old boss of mine who DID hit a child and it resulted in the death of the child. It happened back in the 50's while on a Florida trip and the child ran out onto the highway from a picnic area. My boss was unable to stop. The guilt of that almost killed him as well. It took a long time of work to deal through it and honestly, I doubt that he ever truly did.

[@strawberrykatnz]

Why would you bother saying you have your own confession to all subscribers and then change your mind to people who can afford to pay you? I find that a bit on the nose, tbh.

[@elizabethmelvin]

The steak joke is that most people trash on others who get their steak well done, because they’re ruining the steak, so they were saying “your boss WOULD be the type of person to get their steak well done”

[@LaMarie00]

I remember Jess making a birthday surprise for Gabe on his 26th birthday 🥺 it’s been so long!

[@margarita3194]

O nooo I want to know Jess’s confession now 😭

[@mimimimi19193]

Yesss someone from the members tell us 😭

[@cailincrane]

Yes! Common members, you know you want to. 😅

[@SweetestPoison-f9q]

Yesss plsss someone let us know 😭

[@HaleyBush-o7p]

yesss please! i cant afford the members so please let me know!!

[@carolinewallace658]

Yes let a member come through please!

[@akarshadewmini2268]

Guys please do vlogs back, I miss you guy's vlogs 😥❤️

[@yaranumari5844]

25:34 i cannnttt gabbee the Australian accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MissAmberxlouise]

Jess: Insulin, blood, milk Gabe: Chick-Fil-A sauce 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelaalison1900]

Just want to say thanks for yalls podcast style. I started up a small business this year that keeps me up late in the night sewing and I always hope yall have a new episode up to listen to during my long, late nights. Love yall keep up the funny light hearted content!

[@xmbeautify7721]

I want to know Jess’ confession so bad 😭

[@ColeIAm]

Lol that’s not what they meant by the “well done steak” 😂 steak that’s cooked well done is kind of considered an affront to steak by a lot of people, so it’s a bit of a joke online when people get their steak like that. So the commenter was saying it was good to take the gift card back because the boss was probably the type to “ruin” their steak by getting it over cooked anyways.

[@dakaraijane3717]

I was thinking that this either went over my head or something's up because this is initially what I thought lol

[@ashleighmccosh793]

Jess! As a diabetic the insulin comment makes my heart melt!

[@aaronkelley4484]

That sucked! From the beginning you teased Jess' confession, then at the end you tell me I have to go to the members section to hear it!?!? Screw that shit!

[@ЮляМихайленко-ю9п]

Don't worry. I don't think it's something crazy anyway

[@cathirodrigo2933]

Oh NO!!! I knew you’d wait until the private episode to expose yourself!!! 🤣😂🤣 I’d join if I could afford bc I love y’all so much but I’m on a limited budget. 😢 But I still love watching y’all!!!!❤❤❤

[@sharonhughesjohnson119]

lol Jess acting and just saying “I’m from Florida!” Over and over 😂😂again

[@darellchong4354]

LOVE YOURE EPISODESSS

[@PaolaHooda]

Also…when you get trolled/stay to the end to hear Jess’ confession but have to become a member to hear it 😅😬🙃 hey, y’all have a baby to feed. I get it. But also, I want to know so bad now.

[@vish1597]

Girl same😭

[@carolinewallace658]

Same the members thing makes me sad.

[@SaraSidwell]

ugh ikr!!!

[@laasco]

Love this podcast, but I'm sad that Jess teased the entire episode about her confession and then DIDN'T share her confession unless you're a member! It's not in our budget to be a member. Wish she just wouldn't have mentioned it at all 🥲

[@beebee5443]

It’s only like $5

[@neschuaayari83]

⁠@@beebee5443 girl some people are poor sometimes you gotta spend your last $5 on things like food

[@beebee5443]

@@neschuaayari83 well then if they can’t afford it then don’t complain ,it like complaining you can’t be VIP somewhere .. ppl who pay more get more

[@racheltherese4161]

I literally love u two so much! Your reactions crack me up! 😂

[@sarahharris2223]

Okay so I’m here for the chick fil a sauce bc omg that stuff is amazing but as a diabetic, thank you Jess for saying insulin!!! All are such good answers! ❤️

[@andi.h.michelle]

In the corporate world, it’s against the rules to give a gift to anyone above you.

[@Iam_laurenthrasherrr]

I think the gift giving with boss really just depends on y’all’s relationship! Me and my boss are like best friends and I just got her something I know she needed!!

[@melroseglow]

not me, being from FL, knowing Gabby for a small season of my life in Florida, involving music + bible study 😂😂

[@Terrann1]

Jess… you can not do that to us!!! Tell us!!

[@Jo3W3st]

Pay to play ®️😂😂😂

[@JoshTerrellWill]

18:33 I can totally relate to what Gabriel said. I used to have a child friend that was a neighbor, and we literally throw pinecones over the fence each other just for fun, we didn’t stop doing it until my mom told me to stop because she was afraid someone would get hurt. 😅

[@caitlinwharrier2389]

Love you guys❤

[@HelloMoto_]

Ohhh that 5 liquid question is genius! 1. Iced coffee 2. Water 3. Chick-fil-A lemonade 4. Can I do melted Nutella? 😄 5. Hmm.. gold (stole this one from my fiancé ahah) & O negative is the universal donor btw. & oh my god the rock story.. Jesus Christ.. insane. I think that can’t be true right?? But I mean at least he saved the dog and probably made him a better person in the end lol

[@jetzymarrivera9439]

I'm literally laughing so hard😂😂😂😂you guys are SO FUNNY

[@adrianruvalcaba3897]

It's a real pleasure that my podcast is awesome for u

[@myah9780]

Ok starting to take the members thing too far

[@cinnamorollgirl4961]

i lovee how gabriel calls jess doll haha it’s cute

[@Itzezyyyy]

Lmaoooo so a six year old drags a teen about an hour to his house that happens to be “close by” no wonder it doesn’t add up, that’s got me hysterical rn

[@mariahlynch8160]

Hey! I just want to say respectfully can you please not mention something that your subscribers actually want to hear because they love and adore you but then say you won’t tell them but only to the followers that can afford the more deep conversation. Ive been watching you guy’s from day one and you both are my favorite! But it just seems a little wrong to do that I understand you want a close community with some followers but maybe just don’t mention certain things so the followers who actually would like to hear what you have to say wont feel so bad because they can’t afford it😔. God has given me this season of lets call it relying on Him more for my financial needs and i never thought watching you guys it would make me feel bad about my situation😔. But I’m glad you guys have that little community i just wish I could be apart of it…

[@raw8565]

They mean well! It’s part of their business they have to remind people or advertise it so people would want to buy it and be apart of the community!

[@Nothingstutube]

Just move on with your day. your projecting your emotions on to them. KZbin is free they owe you nothing.

[@beebee5443]

That’s marketing obviously if u don’t want to join then just move on u don’t have to make them feel bad

[@rosedavis868]

That's like telling Target not to put up any advertisements cos you can't afford things at Target. Imagine walking into Target and telling the workers/owners, "Every time I walk past your store posters, it reminds me how poor I am. Please move your store one hour away from whenever I will ever walk past to protect my feelings". Obviously they want you to buy it so they advertise and want you to want it. That includes movie trailers, teasers and all that jazz. If you can't afford, move along. Don't get me wrong. I can't afford too but I don't blame the businesses or hate all rich people. The problem is much more convoluted than that.

[@beebee5443]

@@rosedavis868 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@montano2953]

Fav podcast so far ! I was cracking up and I kept rewinding and forcing my fiancé to watch it 😂 ugh someone please tell me Jess’s story 😂

[@KarinaK28]

Jess’ answers about the finger tips🥴🥴😂

[@aprileighteenn]

This one sounds so good!

[@jmcbear79]

Are the vlogs on another channel? it's been almost 3 months 😢😢

[@jensyvides]

Jess still posts blogs occasionally on her channel @jessconte

[@rk8659]

I don't think it's very nice that you mentioned the confession the entire pod and then decided to tell it to members only... I understand that this is a business but you could've edited it out 😅 some people can't afford members subscription ya know, and this wouldn't make me want to get members even if I do want to hear the confession 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm not holding my breath for you guys to have the courtesy to acknowledge this either...

[@unapologeticallyromel7096]

Love this show ❤

[@Julianne.Rogers]

Love y’all ❤

[@Maelyss104]

I love you guys ❤

[@AshleyJade18]

I could never steal from a store willingly... There was this time YEARS AGO (when DVD's were still popular 😆), i went to the checkout at Target to pay for the few things that i was buying, the assistant managed to not scan a DVD Boxset of a TV Series that was worth $40 and i didn't realize until i got home (Yes the security thing at the exit of the store did beep but no one wanted to check my bags)... I felt sooo guilty and it wasn't even my fault. 🤣

[@lovewildpeace]

Nooo insulin would be terrible! Never administer to an unconscious patient without a proper medical evaluation, you could make matters worse (insulin makes potassium enter the cell, so if levels are already low an arrhythmia could occur)

[@emilyrosemade]

There are a few countries, like Fuji, that do extensive fecal testing! My sister had to send her bowel movements to New Zealand for testing!

[@ioanaandreea6498]

What's the confession of Jess? 😬

[@okikijesujohnson1178]

I started saying "bonkers" recently and I was wondering when it became a part of my vocabulary and the intro bloopers showed me that it was from here. I loveeeetttt

[@adrianruvalcaba3897]

He loves episodes and it is very good.

[@chay5560]

a little tiny red flag is emerging

[@user3ooo1]

Can you explain the context ?

[@diliz02]

Not long enough of a podcast. Honestly if y’all are gonna do a podcast with your “members” thing, just do it on there. These KZbin ones are not that great. And I love watching you guys but I’m not gonna watch 42 min of a podcast and be left hanging like that?

[@rochelletopp5139]

Just found out that jess is from Sheldon. That's where my aunty and uncle live! Wildin

[@pennyferguson9839]

I hit a kid with my car. I was only going 10 miles per hour as I had just stopped at a stop sign and was about to turn on the next block. The kids were playing with snow balls and a boy ran out into the road in ground on me trying to not get hit by the snow ball. 🫣 the poor boy broke his arm. I felt so bad but there was nothing I could do. Oh and he had not seen me as he ran between 2 parked cars so I also did not see him coming. 🦋 We called the police and the ambulance came for the boy. The parents were at work but the police got a hold of them. I was not at fault but felt so bad.

[@sueothman7550]

I’m still stuck on the led poop 😂😂😂

[@taylorjane2607]

Nah when I’m making Penny’s and my boss is making millions he’s not going to get a $100 gift when that’s a whole days wage

[@ColeIAm]

Yeah I think it really depends on the workplace. For me, I make shit money, have shit insurance, and get 5 days off a year, after working with my company for a long time and having great feedback on my work. So I’m not going to buy gifts for my employers who live in multi million dollar houses and go on several long vacations a year. But if an employer is treating their employees great and the relationship is on a bit more of an even playing field, it’s more understandable to give gifts.

[@somethinglikekatie]

When you said blood I spit out my hot pocket I wasn’t ready

[@AlexisRudolphh]

My mom also didnt teach me how to wipe my butt and I was at my friends house and needed to go poop but didnt want to because I didnt know how to wipe but I told my friend that I needed to poop because I was nervous I was going to poop my pants and she told her mom and her mom told her to teach me how to wipe my butt. So she came in the bathroom with me and showed me how. I always thought it was so weird that she never taught me how to do this. My brother is 8 years old (we are 18 years apart) and my mom has not taught him how to wipe his butt yet either.

[@angelavanoosten1]

This one was so funny hahaha

[@nelsontellez3025]

Great performance gosh 😅

[@sarah-may37]

Nice way to get more money🤑 from your followers in this economy 👏👏👏

[@darleneecamacho6926]

Hey guys! It’s me! Darla? From Florida? Long time no see! JKJK LOL! Gosh! I’ve never wanted to be friends with KZbinrs SOOOOO bad in my entire existence! I love your guys’ chemistry so much! You’re such kind and relatable people! God bless you both and your baby girl Makaiah! Xoxo ❤

[@rosemaryjackson3679]

Really .. You don’t make enough money 💰 💰💰from your loyal followers or prescribers. First time ever I’m saying this to You both especially Jess .. “Shame on You.” Borders on greed. Could of kept that to yourself.

[@willowblake21]

Take it elsewhere

[@alanguerra3256]

Steak well done: King of the Hill

[@batoulkatat8635]

Which vid i can't find it

[@Terrann1]

Liquid out of my fingers 1. Water 2. Chocolate 3. Coffee 4. Gold 5. I am with Jess breastmilk

[@AJM95]

I did not say anything 😂

[@Itzezyyyy]

I think the steak comment was a jab at people who like their steaks well done bc it’s obviously the worst option but ig job well done works too lol

[@Lovealwayswins777]

Glitch in the simulation

[@jenny-life]

Its heartbreaking whats happening #P 😣❤️‍🩹

[@Margarita_Yesenia]

Restock on blue shirt ?

[@PiperBailey160]

Y’all are too cute

[@karinamichelle8332]

Hiiiii ❤❤

[@funmusiclearning]

Jess's accent does sounds like American 🇺🇸

[@angelavanoosten1]

Love yall🫶🏻

[@Maya_a2024]

Big on not believing in astrology

[@jamieashton7285]

😊😊

[@Itzezyyyy]

For some reason I was craving chocolate before watching this podcast and now I’m casually munching on a chocolate bar while they list five liquids they’d squirt out of their fingers, and when Jess said Cadbury chocolate fondue I just looked down at my hand and laughed so loud lmaooo I sweat great minds think alike😂 such a good answer too haha

[@aprileighteenn]

Woohoo

[@unfittedbun]

🪑🪑🪑🪑

[@PaolaHooda]

Jess subtly ignoring Gabe’s singing at the end 😅 Personally, I’m totally here for the impromptu singing teasing lol. I love you guys. I’ve been watching y’all for 6 years 🤍 I work in racial equity so it’s very refreshing and restful to have some quick laughs and stories to relate to as I do my makeup or drive to work.

[@Aaliyah-reincarcated]

You know a pregnancy don’t add up when they go to podcasting 🤣😭😅

[@salmacastanon2586]

awwww

[@sarah-may37]

boring podcast

[@onedirection4390]

This series of podcast, is getting boring. We want vlogs and another type of videos.

[@R.ee.n.a4]

I have to agree😅

[@emmavdv1379]

[@batoulkatat8635]

😂😂😂❤

[@Aaliyah-reincarcated]

Ask him is he trans 🏳️‍⚧️

[@Aaliyah-reincarcated]

She look like Bobbi attolf

[@barbarazamorano60]

one time I ALMOST hit two young kids who ran out across the street! I managed to stop, tire marks on the ground and everything, but fortunately nobody was injured. That was like 3 years ago and it still haunts me. I get hyperalert and anxious whenever I drive on that street. I can't imagine the guilt of actually hitting a kid 😰 Also Jess not telling her confession to us broke listeners who can't afford the membership... 🥲 I'll go cry in my room of self-pity lol

[@iamacockroach6218]

Unsubscribing

[@mimimimi19193]

Lol why

[@iamacockroach6218]

@@mimimimi19193 because this channel sucks

[@iamacockroach6218]

@@nowlovviv5764 your mother

[@jsan5878]

@@iamacockroach6218we don’t want you here. Bye!!!

[@adrianruvalcaba3897]

Gabe birthday remember help us gift 🎁🎁🧧🧧🧧