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Daz Games

Daz Games

Жыл бұрын

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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one!

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@elainagilbert7663
@elainagilbert7663 Жыл бұрын
Watching Daz get progressively angrier at Joyce is the funniest thing ever.
@beeboyinnit
@beeboyinnit Жыл бұрын
Fr
@kimberlyborcsani4462
@kimberlyborcsani4462 Жыл бұрын
Well that’s marriage for you lol
@Emilythematerialgurl
@Emilythematerialgurl Жыл бұрын
I wonder if he's still gonna propose to Joyce lmao
@gg_dogs_life4534
@gg_dogs_life4534 Жыл бұрын
True
@gg_dogs_life4534
@gg_dogs_life4534 Жыл бұрын
@ 💅Emily💅😂😂😂😂😂
@s1_auds
@s1_auds Жыл бұрын
One of the many more iconic Daz lines... "It's beginning to look like FUCK THIS"
@thegeorgianpeaches
@thegeorgianpeaches Жыл бұрын
we all need a poster of random daz quotes ngl
@kayley2198
@kayley2198 Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂
@TheREALHusk.77
@TheREALHusk.77 Жыл бұрын
I saw this as soon as he said it 😂😂😂
@sheepshaq1284
@sheepshaq1284 Жыл бұрын
10:25 ;)
@okaythenxo
@okaythenxo Жыл бұрын
@@thegeorgianpeaches best idea ever I need it
@THATsakamoto-kun
@THATsakamoto-kun Жыл бұрын
ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT DAZ YELLED HANDJOB WHEN HE GOT SCARED LMAOOOO
@Ryan-ej4mh
@Ryan-ej4mh 3 ай бұрын
28.00
@17006
@17006 20 күн бұрын
27:53
@kaitlynr3423
@kaitlynr3423 9 ай бұрын
30:18 “ don’t go anywhere I will be right back “ Daz: “ I’m gonna go find a lawyer “
@user-oy4xg2tr6y
@user-oy4xg2tr6y 6 ай бұрын
I PEED MY SELF RIGHT THERE!!😭😭😭😂
@elisethomas8234
@elisethomas8234 28 күн бұрын
NAH WHEN SHE CLIMBED INTO THE VENT NYEWWWWWWW
@thetrippyqueen593
@thetrippyqueen593 Жыл бұрын
The fact that there isn’t yet a jumpscare list makes me progressively on edge
@EllaRose0914
@EllaRose0914 Жыл бұрын
there still isnt and it makes me UNCOMFY
@TheRealSofts
@TheRealSofts Жыл бұрын
It's kinda like granny there are different or a variety of ways she jump scares
@sh_09_
@sh_09_ Жыл бұрын
Well lucky you but I am scared
@KateBushka
@KateBushka Жыл бұрын
there's too many that's why lol
@leakprooth.letterboks
@leakprooth.letterboks Жыл бұрын
there was about 8 jumpscares
@grv6142
@grv6142 Жыл бұрын
My favorite line in Daz's career: "It's beginning to look a lot like fuCK THIIIS!"
@chloecurtis7964
@chloecurtis7964 Жыл бұрын
i was waiting to see if someone else was gone say something 😂
@dominicabbadini4000
@dominicabbadini4000 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@walterwhite3372
@walterwhite3372 Жыл бұрын
that and “tis the season to shit your pants” 😂
@jocelyndroddy7824
@jocelyndroddy7824 Жыл бұрын
I saw this first then started laughing because he said it. 😂 I woke up my grandma who was taking a nap.
@jocelyndroddy7824
@jocelyndroddy7824 Жыл бұрын
“I ain’t putting the ring on that no way!” 😂😂😂😂
@hagridfounder88
@hagridfounder88 Жыл бұрын
Daz is like a history teacher,he shows you every good and bad horror game that exists
@christierussell4724
@christierussell4724 7 ай бұрын
Nah he is a maths teacher he gives you sums and math questions to never sleeping again
@littlefroggy6361
@littlefroggy6361 7 ай бұрын
“TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRRRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOSENT PAY HER TAXES” Had my head rick rolled
@wayneanderton4953
@wayneanderton4953 2 ай бұрын
Like every woman
@trikez1030
@trikez1030 Жыл бұрын
I love how he is so chill now, its almost not like he just went through eternal pain and suffering on a deserted Island in Malaysia LOL, luv u Daz, ur the best ❤
@somebodyoncetoldme2664
@somebodyoncetoldme2664 Жыл бұрын
​@Dan Southwell k.
@ZoeMuller80
@ZoeMuller80 Жыл бұрын
eternal pain and suffering because he was with Dave. lol jk
@sarahsmart112
@sarahsmart112 Жыл бұрын
Init
@sasthesasquatch
@sasthesasquatch Жыл бұрын
eternal pain 🤣
@maxreed2731
@maxreed2731 Жыл бұрын
@Dan Southwell no because you’ve commented the same thing about other KZbinrs doing that so your lying
@gracebest2897
@gracebest2897 Жыл бұрын
Love how Daz thought she was crazy Not when she said 'don't make me hurt you' Or chased him down in the dark But when he saw her white shoes with her black dress
@roxdapros
@roxdapros Жыл бұрын
😅 the combination though-
@louse-man
@louse-man Жыл бұрын
I would also think someone was crazy if they wore black shoes and a white dress
@capz_rose
@capz_rose 2 ай бұрын
I mean like who wouldn't find that crazy
@ArtemisArrow
@ArtemisArrow Жыл бұрын
27:58 Daz: My daughter's room is opposite my office. She must question the things I shout, she must. Sarah: *hears Daz shouting the most randomist things* Oh he must be playing a horror game again Dazzlers:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevegamble8986
@stevegamble8986 Жыл бұрын
Lol!
@johnnybhoy82
@johnnybhoy82 6 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ladeluff_
@ladeluff_ 5 ай бұрын
😂
@Nitemare_Loves_You
@Nitemare_Loves_You Жыл бұрын
I really love the dog, and dog father moment. Very wholesome. Daz is an amazing, funny, charming, an horror expert! He always gives me a good laugh, and he always... ALWAYS makes me feel better.
@marbles7327
@marbles7327 Жыл бұрын
"Oh God she nearly fell, the gentleman in me wanted to catch her" he's such a gem
@Sammcole4170
@Sammcole4170 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@marbles7327
@marbles7327 Жыл бұрын
@@Sammcole4170 25:25
@Rust4L
@Rust4L Жыл бұрын
17:35 pain away do you have any b**** away had me dead
@MaiaDeNetto-Bonnie
@MaiaDeNetto-Bonnie 29 күн бұрын
Love how i read this at the exact same moment he said it 😂
@hyunmulligan364
@hyunmulligan364 Жыл бұрын
daz: *talks about wanting to see a swimsuit pic* also daz: "... is that a mojito?"
@the1r_b0y
@the1r_b0y Жыл бұрын
it’s so funny ngl
@NDJunction
@NDJunction Жыл бұрын
Daz and Kang Sae Byeok: *mOjItO?* xD
@02090729
@02090729 Жыл бұрын
He said NyEeUuEh
@02090729
@02090729 Жыл бұрын
Spooky Christmas lights and crazy b!tches
@darkshots5497
@darkshots5497 Жыл бұрын
15:45 *crazy bitches in deep voice* had me dyeing this man is a comedian at its finest 🎉
@nicolefontaine3037
@nicolefontaine3037 Жыл бұрын
10:27 "It's beginning to look a lot like *FUCK THISSS*" Shit had me dead
@thomvvoodsplays342
@thomvvoodsplays342 12 күн бұрын
Daz is so real for that 😂
@zakthepenguin5106
@zakthepenguin5106 Жыл бұрын
20:31 it’s probably one of the most memorable quotes from Daz’s “ the one thing that I hate most in life is peekaboo”
@Mirandabubles28
@Mirandabubles28 Жыл бұрын
Just got to that part and now I fucking agree😭😭
@myax118
@myax118 Жыл бұрын
Bro that bit scared me loll
@Number11Imsohot
@Number11Imsohot Жыл бұрын
Bro I screamed lol
@moparornocar8715
@moparornocar8715 Жыл бұрын
i was at 20:32 when i read this comment and was dying😂
@Gacha_x_Misty
@Gacha_x_Misty Жыл бұрын
“It’s beginning to look a lot like - FUCK THIS”
@amelialewis5860
@amelialewis5860 Жыл бұрын
You know true fear is when you can’t find a jump scare list
@bangpowboomy
@bangpowboomy Жыл бұрын
There’s a Jumpscare list right under this lol
@dazgamesforlife849
@dazgamesforlife849 Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@amelialewis5860
@amelialewis5860 Жыл бұрын
Wait I found it I’m dumb lmao
@gwakemolehlol
@gwakemolehlol Жыл бұрын
not gonna lie it was so scary trying to find it
@pogrsicht479
@pogrsicht479 Жыл бұрын
@@bangpowboomy only you can see it
@kobeslaughter4671
@kobeslaughter4671 Жыл бұрын
53:30 "Oh, that's romantic" "You bastard." "Okay 😕"
@britneyspearshitmebabyonem8404
@britneyspearshitmebabyonem8404 Жыл бұрын
watching daz get progressively angrier at Joyce so funny
@rudeTXTmoa
@rudeTXTmoa 9 ай бұрын
word for word
@blu3b3rry..dem0n
@blu3b3rry..dem0n 9 ай бұрын
L
@micheal-afton203
@micheal-afton203 Жыл бұрын
"must've been her personality because she was NOT a looker" probably the most relaxed daz was through out the entire game..
@Lavender560
@Lavender560 Жыл бұрын
Favorite Daz quote of the day "Those white shoes don't go with that dress." As he was hiding from her, I laughed a lot!
@02090729
@02090729 Жыл бұрын
He said " it beginning to look a lot like--FACK THISSSSSSS"
@someghosthunter
@someghosthunter 8 ай бұрын
"We all do bad DEEEYEWHY!" 34:14
@PJ4CPO
@PJ4CPO 10 ай бұрын
“HoNEy I BouGHt YoU a RiNg, A NiCe, SHIny RiNg,”said Daz😂
@junz_mayz1275
@junz_mayz1275 Жыл бұрын
the funniest lines i heard from daz on this video was "It's starting to look a lot like fUCK THIS!" "IT'S PEEKABOO" 😂
@crailify
@crailify Жыл бұрын
daz : "Get out, now!" Also Daz : *Proceeds to explore the house*
@jackmorlan2844
@jackmorlan2844 11 ай бұрын
💀😭😭
@brecken123
@brecken123 Жыл бұрын
I love when Daz gets jumpscared he doesn’t stop his sentence he just screams it louder.
@samiboiisthegreat
@samiboiisthegreat Жыл бұрын
mr clean can i get a jelly bean
@chelsearapp2722
@chelsearapp2722 Жыл бұрын
D I Y!!!
@02090729
@02090729 Жыл бұрын
And he said madly She's not my wife and looks for a spray to get rid of her ex
@surefit.8884
@surefit.8884 Жыл бұрын
And he'll say the weirdest shit like "JUMPING FUCKING AMISH"
@tijgertje08xx_uwu28
@tijgertje08xx_uwu28 5 ай бұрын
13:13 had me rolling the "im divorced"
@user-sx3dv5rq9r
@user-sx3dv5rq9r Жыл бұрын
i love the way daz got more mad and mad at joyce gets me everytime, hes such a fun person to watch LOLL
@Tai-2407
@Tai-2407 Жыл бұрын
I love it when Daz doesn’t get to finish a sentence because of a jump scare so he shouts the last part🤣
@electric8007
@electric8007 Жыл бұрын
Daz: AHHHHHHH, HAND JOB Sarah: *sigh* here we go again
@Nat_alie14448
@Nat_alie14448 Жыл бұрын
I literally died at that part 😂
@stevencairns
@stevencairns Жыл бұрын
Yo that's Abit sus there bud
@thephycogamer5123
@thephycogamer5123 Жыл бұрын
My favorite parts 8:06 "fuck i am marrying her now, she put the milk out and everything." 8:31 "TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOESN'T PAY HER TAXESSS!" 9:10 "tis the season to shit your pants..." 10:24 "its beginging to look a lot like FUCK THIS, OH MY GOD!" 11:24 'sus noises' "Honey, i brought you a ring.." 11:46 "Now its 100% Jeremy Kyle." 12:21 'questions his mental health' 12:47 'Cracking noise' "Is that jingle bells?" 13:17 'Honey are you there?' "IM DIVORCED!" 15:54 "Oh, she looks great- ASSSSSSSS!" (idk what he said) 17:00 "She's worried? Im worried!" 18:29 'sweetie? Where are you?' "Im on tinder looking for something better." 20:35 "ITS PEEKABOO!" 24:42 'Why are you hiding?' "Because your a crazy ass BITCH!"
@AlreadyUnknown._.
@AlreadyUnknown._. Жыл бұрын
I can just imagine daz as a pharmacist in 10 yrs saying: “Get your bitjaway here! Keeps all your psychotic ex’s away!”
@zer0sixx
@zer0sixx Жыл бұрын
I love that hes having a conversation with himself all the time, makes the video so much better 😂
@nadie_gustas
@nadie_gustas Жыл бұрын
He doeisnt have a conversation with himself he is talking to us
@zer0sixx
@zer0sixx Жыл бұрын
@@nadie_gustas if you watched the whole video he aint talking to "us", hes talking to himself infront of hes computer, with hes mic and his cam and since hes awesome show us stuff he records. Your comment would work if it was LIVE tho PEACE
@mylerheffner5486
@mylerheffner5486 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t need pain away I need more than that I need bitch away”😭😭😭
@silas537
@silas537 Жыл бұрын
That line was so funny 😭
@ilooooovekrabbypatties
@ilooooovekrabbypatties Жыл бұрын
@@silas537 along with “It’s beginning to look a lot like F*CK THISSS” 😭😭😂
@LeoHay-se8dq
@LeoHay-se8dq Жыл бұрын
The vast array of weird noises Daz makes just gets weirder and funnier as the vid goes on I love it
@ScarFaceDom_
@ScarFaceDom_ Жыл бұрын
i love horror games like this. not too much mystery quests to do and straight to the point.
@oliviasepter
@oliviasepter Жыл бұрын
wait so is joyce the crazy ex??? this game is so confusing
@vari1230
@vari1230 Ай бұрын
@@oliviasepterno she is his wife I think and she is another person who isn’t human
@herbertmoonshineofthewest1580
@herbertmoonshineofthewest1580 Жыл бұрын
"IT'S PEEKABOO" that will be on daz grave stone
@sonniesiekbert5694
@sonniesiekbert5694 Жыл бұрын
Yes omg😁
@IHaveAToeInfection
@IHaveAToeInfection Жыл бұрын
@Dan Southwell no he didn’t
@cody_kev
@cody_kev Жыл бұрын
hell yah
@the_devilsangel1737
@the_devilsangel1737 Жыл бұрын
Only if sick is the good meaning 👍
@GGballer724
@GGballer724 Жыл бұрын
@Dan Southwell no need 2 lie
@rosiegill417
@rosiegill417 Жыл бұрын
I love how concered Daz is for the characters mental state ☠
@eandaedits8758
@eandaedits8758 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo yeah
@user-zg1qe9xu4l
@user-zg1qe9xu4l Жыл бұрын
😂
@shaunmonaghan4820
@shaunmonaghan4820 11 ай бұрын
Daz:its all about the bathing suit Also Daz:Is that a mojito
@user-uz8pr4bz5w
@user-uz8pr4bz5w 9 ай бұрын
When she poked her head into the pantry you were in Istg I jumped so bad 😭😭😂
@mollsxbckup
@mollsxbckup 5 күн бұрын
help no bc i jumped and screamed ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ then my mum walked and said what the fuck 😭
@user-uz8pr4bz5w
@user-uz8pr4bz5w 5 күн бұрын
@@mollsxbckup PAHAHAHA 😭😭
@Ashleigh_2772
@Ashleigh_2772 Жыл бұрын
"It's beginning to look a lot like f*ck this!" was my favorite part about this video but can we also appreciate his amazing singing?!
@breetj
@breetj Жыл бұрын
Fr
@rainfxll
@rainfxll Жыл бұрын
The conversing conversation between Daz and Joyce is absolutely hilarious. 😂
@leticemarie
@leticemarie 6 ай бұрын
fr she be pissin me off💀
@solus8685
@solus8685 Жыл бұрын
39:55 "Why're you walking at a gnat's speed?" 😭😭
@lazy954
@lazy954 Ай бұрын
The bit where daz said "I actually dated a girl like this" man I'm dead🤣
@ellisellothere1872
@ellisellothere1872 Жыл бұрын
Scare List: **Quote of the Day: "I'm gunna propose to the fucking drainpipe if you keep it up" 8:40 distant shadow -> 8:49 shadow moves {minor} 9:15 phone dings {minor} 9:43 light flickers - dark screen {minor} 10:26 woman standing in dark corridor {medium} 11:35 tv turns on {minor} {MAJOR} 13:12 heartbeat starts ->14:35 woman leaves 14:45 Daz leaves the room, woman is seen -> 14:53 new room {minor} {MAJOR} 15:55 door and wall move back 16:06 door moves back again {mediocre} {mediocre/major} 17:03 blue screen {MAJOR} 18:15 bang -> 18:50 woman leaves 20:10 -> 20:14 woman seen {minor} {mediocre/major} 20:35 woman pokes out head from door 20:41 "honey, don't make me hurt you" {mediocre} 21:10 woman seen {minor} 21:25 Daz follows her -> 21:35 new room {minor} {mediocre/major} 22:10 "huh" -> 22:40 woman leaves 22:51 woman seen {mediocre} {mediocre/major} 24:06 chain broken -> 24:45 woman leaves 26:50 light shines on table {minor} 27:19 room moves closer {mediocre} {MAJOR} 27:50 hand pops out from door {MAJOR} 29:30 something in the dark -> 30:25 crawls out through vent 31:15 sudden call {minor} 33:00 something drags across the room {mediocre} 33:39 sudden noise {minor} 33:48 bang bang bang {minor} 33:56 bookshelf falls over {minor} {MAJOR} 34:14 woman pops up -> 34:24 leaves 34:50 woman comes out from vent {minor} 35:30 dead body {mediocre} {MAJOR} 36:48 scream -> 37:00 chase ends 38:05 dead body {mediocre} {MAJOR} 38:12 woman comes -> 38:57 scream -> 39:35 hand comes out of the vent -> 39:50 chase ends {major/mediocre} 41:54 hand pops out from under drawer 43:30 distant screaming and shooting -> 43:45 shooting ends {mediocre} 43:50 unexpected call and dead body hanging out of a window {minor} {MAJOR} 44:57 woman screams and comes out from door 47:15 woman peeks into room {minor/mediocre} 48:09 woman checks room {minor} 49:59 noise heard {minor} 51:11 crying from woman {minor} 52:30 dead body {VIOLENT/mediocre} 54:09 door opens and someone standing there -> 54:30 shooting and fire ends {VIOLENT/mediocre} 57:22 fire and shooting -> 58:37 woman is shot and killed ~~ THE END ~~ Have a wonderful day :) Happy Holidays!!
@darianbeasleyy
@darianbeasleyy Жыл бұрын
I have major anxiety, and I've never been so grateful for kind people like you in this world. Have a merry Christmas.
@t4msin
@t4msin Жыл бұрын
you deserve the world
@lejlaaa.b
@lejlaaa.b Жыл бұрын
You are doing gods work rn, the way I jumped when she came out of the door 😭😭😭😭
@bloodstaineddeer
@bloodstaineddeer Жыл бұрын
@@darianbeasleyy if u have anxiety which u prob dont have why are u watching horror game gameplays
@rando8384
@rando8384 Жыл бұрын
@@bloodstaineddeer why are you questioning people?
@cathymitchell3107
@cathymitchell3107 Жыл бұрын
The day that Sarah cones from behind and scares her dad.... I will die of laughter!!!!
@12354rony
@12354rony Жыл бұрын
And dad will die of heart attack
@naomisancto8335
@naomisancto8335 Ай бұрын
"Right okay stage 4 clinger" that killed me 😭
@BrainlessGirl123
@BrainlessGirl123 Жыл бұрын
“There’s one thing I hate in life and it’s PEEKABOOO!” I jumped out of my skin with that one 😂
@02090729
@02090729 Жыл бұрын
I just saw that bit and shat myselff
@_.Chibi._121
@_.Chibi._121 Жыл бұрын
My heart :,)
@NezukoKamado-yd4bf
@NezukoKamado-yd4bf Жыл бұрын
Bro I laughed my soul out after it almost lefty body at that part 🤣🤣🤣
@NezukoKamado-yd4bf
@NezukoKamado-yd4bf Жыл бұрын
20:30 timestamp lol
@christianhunt9147
@christianhunt9147 Жыл бұрын
Literally same
@xxsbrxx937
@xxsbrxx937 Жыл бұрын
It’s beginning to look a lot like ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 ✨
@nicholasthompson6267
@nicholasthompson6267 10 ай бұрын
OH MI GAWD
@TheZog07
@TheZog07 10 ай бұрын
​@@nicholasthompson6267daz what I'm sayinnn
@user-df6ys9it4e
@user-df6ys9it4e 9 ай бұрын
that was really funny
@AnnaMarie-7894
@AnnaMarie-7894 9 ай бұрын
Best quote ever from Daz, that’s the new version of the song
@geooorgia
@geooorgia 9 ай бұрын
𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈
@Alli_527
@Alli_527 7 ай бұрын
44:58 I DONT THINK ILL EVER RECOVER FROM THAT OMG I SCREAMED SO LOUD
@TheFacelessStoryMaker
@TheFacelessStoryMaker 10 ай бұрын
It'd be creepier if they made the AI able to know where you're hiding if there's a drawer or cabinet nearby you left open so you have to remember to close them before hiding.
@yasminn5538
@yasminn5538 Жыл бұрын
can we all just appreciate the fact that daz makes content for us during the weekends? that’s something we all are grateful for.
@vuqx
@vuqx Жыл бұрын
Just becuase you're early doesn't mean you need to comment something everyone knows
@Pjphinn2005
@Pjphinn2005 Жыл бұрын
@Dan Southwell thats sick
@Pjphinn2005
@Pjphinn2005 Жыл бұрын
true. its really coll that you can just chill on the weekend laughing at the funny af content he makes
@CandySophie18
@CandySophie18 Жыл бұрын
@Dan Southwell lies
@yasminn5538
@yasminn5538 Жыл бұрын
@@vuqx literally no one cares tbh w u. if you’re jus gon comment this shi that I already know might as well stfu.
@Morster
@Morster Жыл бұрын
The creativity of Daz’s trash talk really is a highlight for me 🤣
@Natalie_mendez
@Natalie_mendez 7 ай бұрын
Anyone notice at 4:28 daz goes “I just built a tree” when we damn know he didn’t 😭
@ClevelandJr
@ClevelandJr Жыл бұрын
10:25 "its beginning to look alot like" *fuuUCKk THISSSS* my Favorite Daz quote ever 😂
@tayl0r415
@tayl0r415 Жыл бұрын
died when daz said “thank god she’s stupid” 😭😭
@Matpit18
@Matpit18 Жыл бұрын
I really liked how Daz put his own spin on all these classic Christmas Carols and made them apply a lot more to the things that he was seeing in the game. My personal favorite has to be “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like F**K THIS”
@Crybabyreborn
@Crybabyreborn Жыл бұрын
That’s my favorite too lol
@Foxy_gacha485
@Foxy_gacha485 6 ай бұрын
1:07 was just... Chef's kiss
@angellxn
@angellxn Жыл бұрын
47:17 IM CRYING HE STARTED HYPERVENTILATING😭
@gstgalpha2256
@gstgalpha2256 Жыл бұрын
Daz comes back from a 2 week survival to be greeted by a horror game 🤣
@sonniesiekbert5694
@sonniesiekbert5694 Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@sarelvanzyl169
@sarelvanzyl169 Жыл бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂
@HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ
@HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ Жыл бұрын
@Dan Southwell cap
@Stonerkittyy
@Stonerkittyy Жыл бұрын
@@dansouthwell6557 Yes and apparently Mr beast commented on it too according to your other bot comments
@rogervalentine6339
@rogervalentine6339 Жыл бұрын
2 day survival
@lukabosnjak1975
@lukabosnjak1975 Жыл бұрын
I love how I can just sit down and put Daz on for a full hour without getting bored
@eandaedits8758
@eandaedits8758 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@chaotic_nutshellxd9283
@chaotic_nutshellxd9283 Жыл бұрын
it didnt even feel like an hour im here thinkng its been 25 minutes meanwhile a whole 50 sumin minutes went by n the vid was almost over T u T
@nishafields3424
@nishafields3424 10 ай бұрын
47:20 is the best moment in the whole thing... that reaction to her peeking around the door was priceless.
@anabanana302
@anabanana302 Жыл бұрын
10:25 I swear bro daz always says the funniest stuff at the perfect moment lmfao.
@Izuku_Midoriya_123
@Izuku_Midoriya_123 Жыл бұрын
*"I'm going to propose to the drain pipe soon!!!"* HAD ME WHEEZING
@user-yp5wt8uw4b
@user-yp5wt8uw4b 11 ай бұрын
FR 😂
@soulsoff
@soulsoff Жыл бұрын
daz: but Joyce is s loving and caring daz 30 seconds later: YEAH JOYCE TAKE YOUR DAMN TIME!
@fnaf_gacha6740
@fnaf_gacha6740 Жыл бұрын
yep lmao
@Rosawuzhere
@Rosawuzhere 5 ай бұрын
I can't tell who's more psychotically obsessive: our demonic ex or Joyce.
@csteph105
@csteph105 10 ай бұрын
As Daz says "leave now leave now", yet he continues to search the area knowing he's in deep shit😂
@justmagdalenadownhere
@justmagdalenadownhere Жыл бұрын
daz: is she... blind? two seconds later: APPARENTLY NOT
@Stupido737
@Stupido737 5 ай бұрын
I wanted to quote so much, but tbh. Daz has made me laugh and jump but also be scared, I have never felt more tense but also laugh while watching someone play a horror game. Thank you, Daz. You help many.
@Hotell_Kantarell
@Hotell_Kantarell Жыл бұрын
The way Daz said "My Presious" was iconic and sounded just like Gollum! 55:16
@WickedWalkman
@WickedWalkman Жыл бұрын
The “it’s beginning to look a lot like- f*ck this!” Got me off guard 😂 Edit 1: Omg tysm for the likes everyone!
@alishahandley2142
@alishahandley2142 Жыл бұрын
fr I need this as my ringtone 😂
@sonnybilton6178
@sonnybilton6178 Жыл бұрын
I know same 😂
@alexben6444
@alexben6444 Жыл бұрын
Lmao he is hilarious
@enhypenobsessed4332
@enhypenobsessed4332 Жыл бұрын
It's so funny
@AussieBleuu
@AussieBleuu Жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: I think the game is scary, but game devs do not need to take a concept that is scary in itself and make it paranormal for it to be scary. I was stalked by an ex-girlfriend of mine and though she was not supernatural, one obsessed person with a tendency to track down where you live and watch you from a distance wherever you went was enough for me to be afraid.
@paigelizzy3128
@paigelizzy3128 Жыл бұрын
Okay why did you put your life story in this its a game
@lauragoreni3020
@lauragoreni3020 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry you went through that, no matter if male or female, stalkers are frightening, it's a criminal offense for a reason.
@Nhmusicoffish
@Nhmusicoffish Жыл бұрын
@@paigelizzy3128 he’s critiquing the game. Did you read the comment or just spoke before you thought?
@craigyeates1854
@craigyeates1854 11 ай бұрын
There are plenty of games that are exactly that, stalker games that aren’t paranormal, the devs did really well on the game, it doesn’t take away from the game just because it’s a paranormal game
@sunsets9432
@sunsets9432 Жыл бұрын
I love when he says *oh there's all the bleach in case this relationship goes south...* 😂😂
@aimeesplaylist
@aimeesplaylist 3 күн бұрын
watching daz get more angry is actually so funny, he definitely forgets that he is filming and just does his own thing 😭😭
@SunsetSisterz
@SunsetSisterz Жыл бұрын
43:32 the way Daz is hearing all the noises but he’s stuck trying to make his way through a path of boxes and stuff got me dying. The silence from him makes it 100 times better
@Nerdy4y
@Nerdy4y Жыл бұрын
„My house had no creepy Christmas light and no creepy b!tches“ 20:35 my soul left my body 22:26 not Daz giving her style tips 27:49 and I whoap jumpscare 29:49 „what in the Yoga“ fits 30:14 “I will be right back“ „Where are you going 😀“ *crawls away* Daz:😀 31:12 „StOp TeXtiNg mE“ 32:59 *something is rolling* Daz: 😀😃 34:12 “It’s just a weak shelf, nothing to be scared of” 3seconds later: NAHHHHA GOD 38:18 “is she blind?” 2 seconds later: AHHHHH NOAHHHAAH 41:54 my cat when she wants something to eat: 47:17 my heart
@Number11Imsohot
@Number11Imsohot Жыл бұрын
Look at 44:57
@DiabeticlySweet87
@DiabeticlySweet87 Жыл бұрын
34:16 as well
@Nerdy4y
@Nerdy4y Жыл бұрын
@@DiabeticlySweet87 yeah 💀
@Nerdy4y
@Nerdy4y Жыл бұрын
@@Number11Imsohot I forgot about that 😭
@12354rony
@12354rony Жыл бұрын
Also 47:17 and 54:10
@life_and_me8082
@life_and_me8082 Жыл бұрын
ive watched this video thousands of times, my dad always sees me watching daz so he know i love watching your videos, i love horror so i would love to play something like this. I showed my dad a couple of horror games and this one too and me and my dad non-stopped laughing at daz saying things about the crazy ex girlfriend. love your vidoes daz! your reactions will never get old. you are a true legend
@Paul_TheOutcast
@Paul_TheOutcast Ай бұрын
This is now my 4th time watching this video and the jumpscares always get me everytime
@Kittysftpaws
@Kittysftpaws 2 ай бұрын
So much respect for Daz and the message he included at the end of this video. As a single mother of a little boy, I appreciate it as mom and a parent ❤️
@xDakuenjerux
@xDakuenjerux Жыл бұрын
“There’s all the bleach in case this relationship goes south” 😂 Lord almighty Daz is so much fun ❤
@phntmsims
@phntmsims Жыл бұрын
33:39 “Mabye il get a sparkler- ENGENGGENINGYINAH…” -Daz black, 2022
@LMCSM
@LMCSM 9 ай бұрын
Honestly 1 of the best games, I come back often to re watch this, I love it so much, the graphics, the plot, the characters...everything was on point imo
@AlexMoffitt847
@AlexMoffitt847 4 күн бұрын
"Second time Joyce asked about the present "CALM DOWN JOYCE had me cracking LOL
@mrticalian
@mrticalian Жыл бұрын
A whole hour? LINDA, GET THE KETTLE ON!
@oxeyedvisy
@oxeyedvisy Жыл бұрын
i love how Daz just casually gives the crazy ex fashion advice about how her shoes don't match her dress
@louse-man
@louse-man Жыл бұрын
they don't though
@stevegamble8986
@stevegamble8986 Жыл бұрын
But it’s funny
@elizabethshigley4728
@elizabethshigley4728 Жыл бұрын
i’ve been watching daz’s videos nonstop for the past couple of months because i’m going through a bad rough patch and i keep coming back to this video because it has me dying every time even today when i found out my dog has cancer and this still managed to make me laugh so thank you for all you do daz you truly make all my days better i truly appreciate and am thankful for all your work ❤
@harrymitchell7640
@harrymitchell7640 8 ай бұрын
hope ur dog is alr
@elizabethshigley4728
@elizabethshigley4728 Ай бұрын
@@harrymitchell7640he unfortunately passed away not long after but my family and i were by his side every step of the way. i still miss him now but remember him from good memories now and the pain has subsided quite a bit
@user-kx7du1vk9d
@user-kx7du1vk9d 10 ай бұрын
36:05 *pulls wedgy*
@audreyyoung1471
@audreyyoung1471 Жыл бұрын
Daz: "Get out. Get out now." *proceeds to do look around the room instead of actually getting out*
@alphahale7668
@alphahale7668 Жыл бұрын
Character: has bolt cutters Character: is stuck in a house full of windows and glass doors Character: goes into the basement instead of just breaking a window and getting out
@brenna6465
@brenna6465 Жыл бұрын
FRRR
@metalmidget4521
@metalmidget4521 Жыл бұрын
AND A GUN ASWELL
@metalmidget4521
@metalmidget4521 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he wanted the ring back😂
@alphahale7668
@alphahale7668 Жыл бұрын
@Spikes right I'm talking about the video game character, not Daz lmao
@louisejames3099
@louisejames3099 7 ай бұрын
Favourite daz quote of the year “It’s begging to look like FUCK THIS” 😂😭💀
@Felix-xi4lf
@Felix-xi4lf 3 ай бұрын
32:57 *goes silent while watching a moving barrel go by in a horrifying basement* "Never liked basements anyway, I mean I could just go back upstairs, and you know, the Christmas tree seemed to distract her"
@Peightyn887
@Peightyn887 Жыл бұрын
I love how it was ok like no jump scares and then you get "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCKKK THIIIIIIS" 😂😂 Love it.
@EmeraldHunter
@EmeraldHunter Жыл бұрын
If you wanna hear Daz sing these masterpieces here's the timestamps: 8:32 10:26
@Pom_pom_puddin
@Pom_pom_puddin Жыл бұрын
Daz with his dog is something we never knew we wanted but something we needed
@arniit.
@arniit. 5 ай бұрын
Sorry but the ‘my precious’ at 55:18 mad me chuckle😂
@alexknowles19
@alexknowles19 Жыл бұрын
20:40 , I just shit myself for real lmaoo
@Killerofdino
@Killerofdino Жыл бұрын
When she scratched the wall all I could think about was the “my new wallpaper” vine that Daz did
@Issy6969
@Issy6969 Жыл бұрын
I love the way he was about to continue walking into the basement until the barrel rolls out and he just turns around and says 'I don't like basements anyway'
@MrFunnyGuy420
@MrFunnyGuy420 10 ай бұрын
the way his eyes follow the barrel at 33:02 🤣🤣
@kms8178
@kms8178 5 ай бұрын
'sweetie, were are you? '..... 'I'm looking on tinder for something better'
@rustedcookies4901
@rustedcookies4901 Жыл бұрын
"its beginning to look alot like fuck this" had me laughing my arse off 🤣
@enhypenobsessed4332
@enhypenobsessed4332 Жыл бұрын
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