Crazy German Jump Master

[@johnblack3604]

While assigned to the 1/509th airborne, I got to go to German Jump exchange. I am just as proud of my German wings as I am my American.

[@pharikfazoot1048]

As you should be I actually like my Honduran eings better

[@Brulzie61]

I'm still waiting for the crazy bit.

[@Ryan-di4jj]

2 years later i’m still waiting.

[@johnlundberg5705]

9 yrs later I'm still waiting@@Ryan-di4jj

[@hansvoneisenberg3323]

Kann an dem Absetzer nichts verrücktes finden, korrekte und professionelle Arbeit.

[@TenantRepGuru]

Seemed like a prefect jump. Jump master was right on the money. Ya just don’t know that’s what a jump master does.

[@MrGeorgeKav]

i want my 4:37 minutes back...

[@pauleko4329]

If that’s your definition of ‘crazy’ you definitely need to get out more.

[@jamesmather2839]

After a long wait paratroopers jump out of an aircraft. The end.

[@gijoe696]

Looked like respect.. Got his men out the door.. looked back and gave him a thumbs up and a 'see at the club tonight' and jumped out the door 😁

[@dragoncat1834]

A few weak walk offs,nothing like a jumper bouncing along the outside of a C-130. I can remember hearing that.

[@michaelward4145]

In the immortal words of Ricky Ricardo, "Wot hoppened?"

[@rcfoley]

Did I miss something? Looks like a lot of standing around to me.

[@henningradasewski6172]

Looks like Business as usual to me too

[@michaelculpepper3845]

Well, if he’s crazy then my jumpmaster has been absolutely bat-shit for years....and don’t anybody dare try to fix him, we need him to stay meticulously insane. - Airborne, all the way 🤘🏻

[@Knochensack74]

Ohne Sprunggepäck oder sonstigem Geraffel, möchte ich meinen, dass es der 2.Anflug auf Altenstadt gewesen sein müsste. Glück ab!✊

[@alancheshire1287]

Bloody hell thats supposed to be crazy good job you havent seen British Paras.

[@jonathanhull5793]

Lmao he grabbed those static lines like they were wii remotes

[@snakeenjoyingacanofbeans5219]

This cat is craaaaazzzyyyyy, man. Cool off with some a that craziness there

[@twistedleft1060]

Not crazy. Very focussed, competent and confident. I like that in a jumpmaster.

[@113tidbits]

I jumped for German wings. As you can see there are no safeties. No shouted commands from the stick. The jm actually extends out the door to "peak" the dz (Not done by US jm anymore) but they used to.

[@anthonykaiser974]

When did US JMs stop doing the external visual check? I only jumped at Abn school in 94 (C-141s) D Co, late May rotation. First jump on 6 June D Day 50th Anniversary weather canned our historic opportunity. One of my JMs just came from the 82d was a tall AA SSG whose door demeanor was robotic. Imagine Michael Winslow (human beatbox) as you JM. Dude was legend. Ran the MG demonstration team for our ROTC camp the summer before at Bragg.

[@yardboy14559]

'Crazy' if you don't skip 90% of this video. Head to the 4:10 mark for the jump.

[@tavish4699]

immagine he wouldt wear a parashute but would still jump out of reflex

[@linojakobsen7737]

A pro like him probably wouldn't, but there was a base jumper who nearly did that. You'll find it on YT.

[@KanoneOlaf]

Greetings from a former Soldier !!! Yeah ! You´re so right... Bad Ass Jumpers. Fallschirmjäger sind ziemlich "crazy".. but very professional...

[@randycheow4268]

I miss the Fallschirmjäger jump smock

[@timprescott4634]

Nothing crazy about this at all. Just a good JM.

[@josephinebennington7247]

0.00 - 4.10.....Are we nearly there yet, are we? Are we?

[@robertzeurunkl8401]

Yeah, that was crazy how he just stood there.

[@dennisaston3551]

I don't know about crazy. I was in the American Army's version (82nd Airborne Div) and leaning out to check the aircraft and sight the dropzone was pretty standard. As to why anybody would want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, well, if the German's are like ours they are built by the lowest bidder. Perfectly good is relative. Yeah, its flying but....

[@thehigherman9918]

why would you need a good aircraft when you are able to jump out of it? ;)

[@kevinscanlonsr1593]

Be!cause we got $ 55.00 a month !

[@jaydenfoxx2409]

And people say Germans don't have humor 😂

[@gissie391]

Mine means lives in a valley and wins with fortitude.

[@charlesshave7756]

Agree - cut to 30 seconds and rename the clip there is nothing crazy on it

[@trollgrgg2672]

Now that was a waste of 4 1/2 minutes. I've done a lot of crazy things as a JM but standing there falling asleep was not one of them

[@dallasman9892]

Labeled "Crazy" just for clickbait.

[@voodoo1449]

NOTHING "crazy' here....just a normal, uneventful, everyday static line jump......FAIL

[@christopherjoseph2060]

An utter waste of 4 1/2 minutes I'll never get back. Very anticlimactic.

[@mr.zondide2746]

Joe Price it was bullshit

[@oldfarmer3001]

Yep, und wir haben die Transall Piloten dann immer bedauert die mit der Mühle auch wieder zurück fliegen mussten.... 😅😅😅😅

[@henningradasewski6172]

Straaaasse....Eisenbahn🤩

[@francescxavierbulto9848]

Real crazy

[@reddevilparatrooper]

Raaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!AIRBORNE!!!!

[@TheJummy7]

love jumping the german machine

[@bastiaanstapelberg9018]

Nothing is crazy just normal

[@Woody-nc1ru]

I knew I should've read the comments first. clickbait......

[@kryptoniterxn117]

I was never in the military. This master man looks very confident but what's so "crazy?" Just trying to understand. (No offense intended)

[@johnnypea5369]

it isn't crazy. before a jump, the jump master needs to inspect the doorway, and exterior of the aircraft, and confirm alignment with the drop zone. His static line is hooked up, so if he falls out of the aircraft his chute will deploy, but he might not land in a very good place.

[@DavidPerez-ve7dy]

1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[@yarwraps]

Someone pls explain what the yellow ropes are for

[@anthonykaiser974]

That's webbing called a static line. It is snapped onto the anchor line cable you see running the length of the cargo bay, and connects to the bridle loop at the top of the canopy by a piece of cotton web just strong enough to hold together long enough to extract the chute from the parachute pack and out of the deployment bag within, at which point it breaks apart freeing the jumper's chute from the yellow static line.

[@sonofjapheth5382]

Nothing crazy here..... I've known American jump masters who rode the deflectors out, when the cargo master deployed them.

[@luisvargas908]

Im crazy for seeing this video

[@bsirvine]

Lot more space inside than in a Ju-52.

[@dewilderdbetter]

Roger that. I jumped Martin Caidin's Tanta Ju "Iron Annie' at the CAF Airshow in 1979 and it's a feat of gymnastics to get out that low door. And can you imagine the opening shock those poor old Fallschirmjager experienced with the CANOPY-LAST deployment? Ouch!!!

[@dewilderdbetter]

As you were! They had CANOPY-FIRST deployment !! Double ouch!

[@danielsebastianrode421]

German paratroopers, Fallschirmjäger beim Absetzen. Alles OK. Blue skies!

[@carllingenfelser3933]

auch einige Amis dabei. bin 'n paar mal mitter Calwer gesprungen.

[@aarontaylor1484]

Damn i want to be a wannbe too!!!

[@laniesenagonia3104]

What’s the crazy bit ?🤔

[@Paiadakine]

That’s about as crazy as a square dance. What a waste of time.

[@formentera1001]

Und was war daran "crazy" ? Fallschirmjäger eben......

[@jsm5827]

what's so crazy about it, my G, Son aged 19 years has done it and has now progressed to freefall, so what's the big deal

[@ThatsNuckinFuts]

Most people progress to freefall when jumping from aircraft. The rest are wizards.

[@peterstanton253]

Nothing crazy about this - just a clean fatigue (no equipment) drop. My guess is the aircraft is a prop Transaal (I've also had the pleasure of jumping from one of these - many moons ago).

[@anthonykaiser974]

What do Germans call those? Americans call those no gear jumps "Hollywood" jumps. Of course, we have nicknames and acronyms for everything.

[@borisjelzin9162]

Wer kann mir den GAG bei dieser Geschichte erklären ? Was war da so verrückt ?

[@HarryPotter-ow9fx]

wau aufregendes Video absolut der Hammer..... so etwas spannendes habe ich noch nie gesehen ❗ Wie die da an der offenen Tür stehen und dann die anderen nach draußen schicken.... einfach genial ❗❗ KZbin sollte das Video löschen es ist zu spannend und nichts für schwache Nerven ❗❗❗ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@roxannesmith4939]

Click bait or what I nearly fell asleep.

[@grindner]

Why is the guy on the right side not jumping while the guy on the left is?

[@jeffwissner3709]

Maine Freunde

[@Emerald007007]

can someone please tell me what that was all about?

[@robertmaheu7583]

whats the crazy part ?

[@maxmorgan2297]

Jumb at 4:00 and nothing crazy, standard jumb well done.

[@JoneliaKing]

Nothing crazy, nothing special, it's just normal,

[@rayrenzi4860]

And....?????

[@geoffnason1428]

4:30 seconds of nothing then another 7 seconds of NOTHING ok no need to watch the video and save your self the wasted time

[@SR71ABCD]

*POKAHANTAS* *MEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@playerbadmax]

Why didn´t the over jumpmaster jump ?

[@fpvflightairborne2168]

red light

[@fpvflightairborne2168]

red light

[@playerbadmax]

FPV Flight Airborne so he was to late to jump ?

[@akio2730]

BaDMaX Yes he was

[@fogstreet108]

False advertising ! I have many jumps in with the 82nd, and there is nothing unusual about this at all.

[@bigcity420]

No crazy here, waste of 4 1/2 minutes.

[@johnnypea5369]

looks like standard US Army procedure to me

[@gotwa229]

U.S. procedure has a lot of back & forth 'call & response' between the JM and the stick, with several inflight checks up and down the stick at different time hacks (10 minutes, 5 minutes, etc., if I'm not mistaken). The Germans don't do any of that shit at all. It's all individual equipment checks with signalling by hand, body language and eye contact. Makes sense in a very loud aircraft.

[@johnnypea5369]

I was referring to the leaning out the door to inspect the exit path and confirm position on the drop-zone. The video said the jump master was crazy. The US army does that also. Yes, the US Army has a step-by-step call and response process getting everybody ready to go.

[@johnnypea5369]

miss what? the topic is the jump master being 'crazy'. I commented that leaning out the door is standard procedure for US Army

[@leoruiz8607]

gotwa229 in

[@bigcity420]

You don't know the meaning of crazy if you posted this video...

[@xsixinfantryx]

Why "crazy"

[@garethbelfastone3886]

What was so fucking crazy about this?

[@fpvflightairborne2168]

im army

[@leocasi405]

video starts at 3:58 ..and i dont see nothing crazy on that jump master ,every jump master does the same ps: i fucking hate jumping out of planes lol got old for me after my 5 jump ,at my 8th jump i started hating this...looking for in the near future to drop my airborne contract lol

[@libelle1519]

Marine?

[@tavish4699]

marines arent paratroopers you fool

[@oliverhoefner8639]

Nothing crazy, i did this 1778 times .......

[@ГенаЧетырко]

Девки маладцы !

[@lampucoklat]

Click bait title

[@jeffwissner3709]

Ich lebe dich... 🤣😏🙄😎😁😀😃

[@claussoundso1888]

clickbait sonst nichts.

[@sebastianhess1680]

Glück ab

[@59cvlpekhlua75]

4:24 dang it I miss my drop jk

[@istriaphilippe6210]

Allez à 1.55

[@georgiamule]

I missed the funny part

[@jkara7843]

what is crazy ? Learn how to use your cam dude. However, a jumpin vid is always a thumb up :=)

[@MudMonky1]

Crazy???? I saw good drills only.

[@christiankramer9227]

Das einzige was hier crazy ist,ist die Wartezeit ,bis etwas ganz normales passiert .Kein guter Titel

[@穴田亘]

227キ

[@-___M___]

This was a waste of time, nothing happens.

[@canzas1]

R

[@ww2_cristian]

That was stupid

[@mauriciopalacio6713]

Wow !!.. So Hollywood like. I’m not impressed..at all !!

[@martinab205]

😶boring

[@primate4]

I don’t get it! What makes this jump master crazy? Boring video!