Had a daren in our church one time. would stand up and verbally tell the pastor about how he sucked at preaching and "I should be pastoring this church" type nonsense. was later taken to a back room and talked to buy security who escorted him out and told him not to come back
@blitz8221 Жыл бұрын
me and my friend (probably around 10 at the time) were heading out to play with some Nerf guns. I lived in an apartment complex, so we had to use the elevator down. While heading down, an old lady (at least 70) told us that the orange, blue and yellow guns could be confused for real ones. Crazy part is all this happened in Norway.
@Mcdarwins Жыл бұрын
A kat Said meow
@jordancambridge4106 Жыл бұрын
9:45 those gates have child safe locks so that kids cant sneak in but if she just lifted up the latch on the other side she could have gotten in. Those gates are designed to prevent babies and toddlers from drowning.
@ThatOneMiniBoy Жыл бұрын
"You ever get the feeling you're being watched?" got me cracking up. 🤣😂
@Brantley-uq1he4 ай бұрын
L
@Phoenix33642Ай бұрын
Same
@lorifintel9784 Жыл бұрын
Had an army dad.. first thing he taught me was the move to get someone to release you when being choked. God bless him.
@willkentwell Жыл бұрын
How old were you?
@lorifintel9784 Жыл бұрын
@@willkentwell 10 years old, buy the time i. was 13 I could flip someone over my shoulder. He believed his daughter's should be able to help themselves in case he wasn't there to do it.
@alisonhurtado1094 Жыл бұрын
Will enless it’s a ji justu person
@brickslayerstudio Жыл бұрын
@@alisonhurtado1094how did you get u mixed up with e. They're across the keyboard bro💀
@TheSaikaDelic Жыл бұрын
@brickslayerstudio my boy, there is no e in jujitsu.
@user-gu3ie Жыл бұрын
1:37 is actual a very sad story... she lost her husband,making her like that...but the neighbor actually opened up and told her he will do it for her,and she immediately started crying and saying sorry...the neighbor told her if she needs someone to talk to she's always welcome... It's actually very wholesome
@maryjane4432 Жыл бұрын
She had also been experiencing insomnia and this was the second night she couldn’t sleep. I feel bad for her. I have insomnia and hate it.
@maniacthegoblin2155 Жыл бұрын
Saw the follow up video where the gentleman invites her over whenever she's lonely for wine and crackers. I cried and it was adorable
@hunterwarner3939 ай бұрын
Yeah that video genuinely turned into a wholesome friendship. 1/100 Karens might just need a friend lol
@sethwead635920 күн бұрын
thats tru
@Jezidka Жыл бұрын
"You ever get the feeling you're being watched?" -I gotta shake that man's hand.
@eak_i73 ай бұрын
fr, this guy is chill af.
@BrilliantRipeMike2 ай бұрын
I'm trying floating the keyboard because I'm curious what it's like, but yeah, I do want to shake his hand and also play this on loop when I'm away from my device
@amberhelbach Жыл бұрын
3:54 She didn't get arrested but got banded from a library, yes. A library. Karen (mid 20s lady) started screaming at me (teenager girl). Now I am a metal head, love music, so I was in full merch and make-up. So when she started screaming at me I got confused and asked if she was okay, she refused to acknowledge my questions, so I just imagined I was at a consert and started screaming back...fun times!
@legoland69420Ай бұрын
Perfeto
@Mekornicherir Жыл бұрын
4:50 So fun story with this clip, it is from a while ago. It was an ER lobby at the hospital (if I recall correctly), the girl had just been screaming at the other woman and pulled her mask down to do so. The guy who walked up was either security or a cop and was telling her to sit down and not be yelling in people's faces like that. That is why he told her to basically stfu or he would kick her from the building.
@jnicole2440 Жыл бұрын
Knife hand meets Karen. Didn't he get fired tho?
@Mekornicherir Жыл бұрын
@@jnicole2440 I am not sure if he did get fired, I just remember watching the video a while ago
@error_404.required Жыл бұрын
Nothing better to keep the Karen's and Darren's away, then watching Nikko once a day!
@tcp3059 Жыл бұрын
My brother's favorite line for people like that: "Society has made you _very_ comfortable, hasn't it?"
@Happr.10 ай бұрын
“You ever have a feeling that you’re being watched”bro I immediately loved him.
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Karen’s just don’t know when to quit 😂
@Bear_the_shepherd Жыл бұрын
😂
@TopHypeLyrics Жыл бұрын
Hello nikko.
@OllyRay-n2dАй бұрын
Skib
@ginger_puff Жыл бұрын
I've never encountered a Karen in the wild, but the plan is to forget all the therapy and lean into the PTSD. Let the intrusive thoughts win for a change. 😂
@chrisvanlaarhoven27226 ай бұрын
Imagine me sitting on your shoulder: “Do it. No don’t think! DO IT!” xD
@chapavilla713 Жыл бұрын
Feel legitimely bad for the jeep guy, he was just trying to be nice to a fellow jeeper 😭😭
@JenWren411 ай бұрын
The Karen in the doctors office with the security guard pulling out his knife hand is a classic. He ain't playing!
@harry.l_115 ай бұрын
5:49 Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched killed me 😂
@drob004Ай бұрын
“You ever fell like you are being watched ?” Got me. So hard
@zachattack28344 ай бұрын
EQUAL RIGHTS. EQUAL FIGHTS BABY!
@Youthhunter-u6m2 ай бұрын
It’s the “do you ever get the feeling that you are being watched” for me 😂
@MelanieStephenBattle3 күн бұрын
Bro the, "you ever had a feeling you're bring watched?" part got me🤣
@BooTomatoTomato9 ай бұрын
The quick edits in your videos and your high energy just scratch every itch in my ADHD brain 😂
@madtabby66 Жыл бұрын
Regarding the muzzle training. Forgot the Karen that tried to remove a muzzle from my Psychorott. When he went up for her face, it was my fault for making him mean by muzzling.
@HarrisonGardner-e158 ай бұрын
I have a Karen story so, when I was little we went to a soccer game for my brother and my dog was sleeping and the referee ran by my dog and my dog like, flinched and all the the sudden the ref starts scream “The dog bit me, I’m bleeding out” FLIP YOU!!! He went to the doctor and the doctor said there was nothing wrong with him.
@I_Am_HeavenCassadie2 ай бұрын
“Where is your like Neck and head start??” Is funny af bro 😭😭
@Neyonius8 ай бұрын
I gotta say, I remember being 8-16 still. I was a hellion, I could full sprint barefoot on gravel in December with snow on the ground. Children are wild when it comes to structured resilience, it comes with the youthful metabolism. I'm in my 30s these days, and still have resilient feet, but I get cold now without layers.
@Octoberfest7254 Жыл бұрын
You know, normally my stress can't stand watching Karen vids... But you my friend have made watching these so much funnier and nicer. ❤thanks 😂
@NaMossberg Жыл бұрын
You know your day is gonna be amazing when Nikko post another great video
@joemattia353 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Facts
@enderwalker5988 Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@inff3rno Жыл бұрын
@@nikkoortizshortsFacts from the man himself
@DevonAshton-g1z4 ай бұрын
I find it funny she just rolls up and then he just says “do ever get the feeling your getting watched” because that got me cracking up in laughter
@Thatguy21110 Жыл бұрын
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
@Pedro-hz4py4 ай бұрын
Bro when the dude putting the fence said do you ever feel you are being watch made me laugh so hard and when the girl said your mother failed you
@Earthworm_John Жыл бұрын
Niko got the most random questions💀
@Some_Random_Russian_Soldier6 ай бұрын
5:50 “You ever Get the feeling Your being Watched?” Jeremy-1968
@justicevice983510 ай бұрын
the hospital one i straight know that exact spot
@Ringo_1996 Жыл бұрын
The old lady one 1:40 actually had a nice happy ending. The old lady and the neighbor and good friends now lol saw it on tiktok lolol
@KapitanDeutschland Жыл бұрын
The guy in the white shirt saying Don’t you feel like you’re being watched looks like Michel Keaton 😂
@Doofaloo-w4n6 ай бұрын
The, whenever you get the feeling, you’re being watched cracked me up. I could not breathe after I was done laughing.
@RatSplat Жыл бұрын
We need a Nikko vs. Karen in the wild
@charlesf.5414 Жыл бұрын
4:56 😂😂that knife hand thou
@kino-n9d Жыл бұрын
feels illegal to be this easily.
@encryptlakegames532810 ай бұрын
That one with the old lady. She did that again and the man spoke to her realized she was just lonely and invited her to just come by whenever. There was a video that went viral.
@LukisDeon10 ай бұрын
I was chased for picking up someone's trash
@distortionistxx5 ай бұрын
3:21 HELP THE CHAOS AND CUT TO HER LAYING ON THE GROUND IS SO FUNNY HOLY SHITTT
@EhunterB369411 ай бұрын
Nikko saying "What are you going to do if a Karen put's her hands on your throat" Me "🤕🤛💨"
@jdsmith8282 Жыл бұрын
The lady in the red pants had a mental health episode. It was either psychosis or schizophrenia, I can’t remember. But she had forgotten her meds and thought her neighbor was working for some nonexistent corporation to spy on her.
@ReidSchneeberger-nm7tc Жыл бұрын
7:14 the mexican really said yes im racist
@lavender_blade818011 ай бұрын
Perfect transition 😂 3:48
@Okie_KP7 ай бұрын
That first one ain't Karen, that's Methanie!😂
@DevilDogDaddy7769 Жыл бұрын
Get a coat for my kid? How about get a mint for that breathe.
@Bl1tzkn1ght Жыл бұрын
Karen: puts hands on me. Me: *BY GODS LIGHT I SMIGHT THEE!*
@Erikthe.viking9 ай бұрын
Yes, even for 100!!! Greetings from a german paratrooper
@ZoeLowe-x2w10 ай бұрын
I am in law enforcement studies and when a Karen or really anyone calls 911 for a false emergency or even just to complain about someone and it’s not true they can be taken to jail immediately because u are not allowed to falsely call 911. So don’t play with the law.
@jessebott1879 Жыл бұрын
I love it when people tell me go back where you came from or this is my land. Lmfao usually gets me laughing on the spot.
@LukeVanSyoc6 ай бұрын
That noice Nikko made at 1:35 was funny and startled me at first
@damightymonsterwitham6508 Жыл бұрын
I can scream way louder than the Karen at 3:04 in the video
@dirtbikerplay11 Жыл бұрын
My neighbors wife is a Karen, the other day I was up at our garage with my dad (our garage don’t connect to our house as we live on 2 acres and it’s up on a hill) I literally said “the b!tch is home”! My dad laughed 😅
@RNR4LFE Жыл бұрын
That last one… I had someone approach me at Michaels craft stir because my 2 year old was crying because he couldn’t get a model car to build (I picked out a wood airplane project age appropriate) Karen: Just give him what he wants already I walked up to her.. closely and said “Go pound sand. I don’t give in and mind your own business” She did walk away. People 🤦🏼♀️
@whynotnofi82783 ай бұрын
She probably just wanted your child to shut up.
@franciscoquintero34709 ай бұрын
The last one was funny asf that little girl looked like she was having a great time without a coat but with chik fil a 🤣🤣
@XpIncorporation Жыл бұрын
Now... This is the most sophisticated, most elegant, Most moi moi nikko ortiz video, Very pleasurable.
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Agreed 😂
@LiamLathrop4 ай бұрын
Nikko: we don’t sell burritos here, wait Nikko 5 seconds later: nah they sell breakfast burritos
@drob004Ай бұрын
I like it when nikko asked what was that noise and Mr editor said I’m not allowed to say
@NoodleyRat9 ай бұрын
@3:20 the cut to the karen on the floor got me rolling
@Just_A_Dude-203Ай бұрын
8:29 I would simply smile and say, “My turn.” Or say jokes on you I’m into that. 😂
@ECHO14572 Жыл бұрын
All ya need is a pew pew
@Ghost.yt33404 ай бұрын
Make it 100,000,000,000 and i will consider it 😂😂😂
@Jaxrov9 ай бұрын
The dog don’t bite, but I do
@Justin_Saves11 ай бұрын
Nikko rave dance on a plane??? Shiiiiiit!! Hahahaha you're a jedi!
@dylonpress7034 Жыл бұрын
That first Karen should be named methany and her husband should be named methew. If you got bit by either one you'll be methed up for at least a week
@APirateNamedJohn7 ай бұрын
I stand by this. If you got energy to be in other peoples business you arent spending enough on your own
@emiliovega8815 Жыл бұрын
0:29 the Fresno shout out 559😭
@TalariaRider001 Жыл бұрын
Mike is just watching from the window laughing
@Danati-gh2so7 ай бұрын
the best story i got is when someone passed me on a double yellow and got pulled over IMMEDIATELY. thats the best I got
@Bear_the_shepherd Жыл бұрын
Happy Wednesday, Nikko. I hope you're well ❤
@RageCreati0nАй бұрын
If a Karen puts hands on me, she’s getting a crash course on why that’s not a smart idea
@itsallconspiracy2035 Жыл бұрын
Not for $10,000 homie 🤣😂
@chadcochran4110Ай бұрын
lol if Karen trying to chock me out you'll hear a polite POP, POP, POP then the mortal Kombat Fatality screen will pop up.
@Nathan15038 Жыл бұрын
Man, you know it’s already gonna be a good one when the word Karen pops up on the title 😂
@NateyCatАй бұрын
I will say. “That angry lady” knocking at the door about the lights is actually a kind woman.
@samuraifrfr Жыл бұрын
"Hello Fellow Jeeper😂"
@michaelpeter5889 Жыл бұрын
Bro wake up, new Nikko video just dropped
@tatianna8214 Жыл бұрын
Oh nooo! I just dealt with a semi Karen. She wasn’t bad as others but she got humbled real quick by the cashier. 😂
@BMarie7746 ай бұрын
2:44 If you watch the original video, this was the moment she realized “oh. I did something really bad. I’m probably in trouble”. Her response.. wasn’t the healthiest
@lisajoeflores73345 ай бұрын
Give those calendar meeting right here.
@anthonytesta38 Жыл бұрын
Kids don’t go outside anymore because anytime we do something, we are getting yelled at by somebody for it. Want kids to stop playing video games, stop yelling at them trying to have fun.
@ryker4455 Жыл бұрын
Washed or dirty toes? lol.
@johnshoup2594 Жыл бұрын
Bro Nikko, I wait every day for your videos. Keep pumpin these things out! Much love bro, thanks for videos to look forward to
@Begging4f Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS GUY 😭😭🙏🙏
@cwhathappens...6560 Жыл бұрын
Nikos the best to be honest
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Facts
@letywolf83 Жыл бұрын
If a Karen put her hands on me.... Game Over bruh! I don't care i'm a teacher, but don't try to "attack " me or even worse spit on me!! Nope! Great video! Hugs from Buenos Aires Argentina!
@Ianoddo Жыл бұрын
nice video keep it up my boy! I have been watching for a while and you never disappoint.
@tornado_man_4078 Жыл бұрын
Les go! Can’t wait to see these fails!
@nikkoortizshorts Жыл бұрын
Yesss!
@MCTME-i9k22 күн бұрын
9:33 Just wait a few seconds and you’ll be laughing
@RomeoShadow-q2z9 ай бұрын
You are my favorite KZbinrs ever and I laughed every single time I watch your videos❤❤❤❤
@americasgothart7879 ай бұрын
Love that man's knife hand
@spider_slayer Жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this much in a while. 🤣
@maximumpower4282 Жыл бұрын
Nah bruh you need to make a song roasting Karen’s 😂😂😂😂
@Mark-uk6lw5 ай бұрын
I was literally riding my 50 cc dirtbike on the sidewalk, which was extremely legal. There was no problem with me doing it, and she called the cops and the cops literally told me to drive away and they will deal with it. Next thing I know coming back down the street to my friends house because he called me. The cops were literally like tackling the Karen because she kept trying to run. Yeah, she got her ass whooped
@Levi-BB4 ай бұрын
Let’s fucking go
@stormy321 Жыл бұрын
I'm not licking any feet Nikko 😂 Not even for a trillion dollars 😂
@HuxleyFresh6 ай бұрын
One day there was just Karen speeding down the road without a license plate. They called us the Karen.