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[@____andreae]

A part of me still misses these kind of videos ;(

[@murpimoo3020]

yeah

[@blubberbutt3828]

Andrea Alejandria ikr Ú~Ù

[@kennedyprescott3725]

Andrea Alejandria same :(

[@peanutbutter1253]

Same

[@evanthepleaseimsorry4663]

Same :(

[@purblegrapes]

"I'm not an instagram-tumblr girl. I'm a trashcan that's tumbling down the hill." this might be the most relatable thing Shane has ever said lmao

[@benjistida007]

Filed with pizza

[@ilikemilfs2905]

I read this as he said it and it freaked me out

[@pansexualbeing9025]

lmao yassss

[@atlas4537]

. read my comment, u will see why that he needs to get a new house. Because of the ghost read my comment all the way threw before u do anything and u will see why.. Love Allie the Shane Dawson house news person :3 (still working on the name.) Thats the news for dis comment. okay!!! see u next time Shane watchers and comment readers bye be careful!!

[@catygrey838]

_WE NEED TO RAISE MONEY SO SHANE CAN ACTUALLY MAKE A RESTAURANT FOR PEOPLE LIKE US_

[@victoriar8284]

Caty Poppy i think you're under estimating how much money he has lol

[@hanacinnabun]

Caty Poppy I will sign the petition

[@gavinyantis1946]

Caty Poppy for sure

[@brenna6795]

Caty Poppy I got some money

[@lexus9363]

Caty Poppy Yessss

[@caisollazzo]

7:36 “and i- oop” BIIIIITCH 2019 wHo

[@ramennoodaIs]

YEEESSSSS

[@artsyfartsy7534]

😂 love this

[@reynagarcia2317]

I’m too late 😔😂

[@Cognitohazard_XVI]

His “stroke” was just him time traveling

[@finn-hp1no]

PFTHAHA YESS

[@twocrazytwinsters9085]

"my thighs are a university" *same honestly* 😂

[@itwillgetbetteripromiseitw3568]

Lol same last year but i got taller so its thinner but still fat like Saturn.

[@anxious5722]

Can’t relate

[@alanamullen974]

Omg he said that as I read your comment 😂

[@ghoulteas]

same 💪😔

[@aokoli42691]

me

[@Idk-nj1vq]

Shane- my thighs are a university Me-my thighs are a universe.

[@bambijohnson151]

Crazy Chicc my thighs are the multiverse :|

[@cailinpatton6620]

Crazy Chicc ok, tbh I just texted that comment to. I did not see this yet. I was just scrolling. pls don't @ me

[@gachamaddie6513]

No my thighs are a moose. So fucken big

[@gaydummy2845]

We are all thicc people having a get together in this reply section.

[@charlie-jh6mj]

Crazy Chicc relatable XD

[@ringames1477]

Garrat is so cute especuilly when he said when shane asked him if it was good "yea I don't wanna stop!"|

[@givitih5241]

I thought I was the only one thinking that. But omfg he is so cute.I.CAN'T.

[@brotein2483]

Garett*😂😂

[@lillianalopez-miller6432]

@@brotein2483 Garrett*

[@mariepayann]

Garrat???????

[@jolie0815]

Me watching his videos in 2021 when he dosent post anymore?

[@sams_v3rsion]

*its 1 AM and I’m CRAVING all of this*

[@lanathehipster2643]

Same🤤❤

[@peanutbutterdelight8101]

Random person: time to light the candles kids Shane: *pulls out the blowtorch* 😂😂

[@madeleinejaeger8901]

Me

[@addisonadams3]

Peanut Butter Delight yassssss 😂😂😂 love that

[@bigwolfy7541]

Shane: where's my wife oh I killed her "classically pulls out blowtorch"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mopbuckets4734]

Peanut Butter Delight yesss. 😆😆😆 love that.

[@beelacrosse5755]

Lol

[@annamariabereczki1999]

Shane should do a "Shane vr Gordon Ramsay cookoff"

[@soapspillyt4390]

Annamaria Bereczki i guarantee you shane's would be better to us bc we're all fat pigs 😂

[@Blissyto]

Annamaria Bereczki that would be scary for him .and me

[@annamariabereczki1999]

ur mom true dat

[@daivbt3155]

Annamaria Bereczki yaaaaaaa

[@slushiethehamster2519]

Annamaria Bereczki yup -w-

[@niya7574]

My Thighs Are a University -Shane Dawson This is my senior quote

[@CallUNexTuesday]

2:18 *"That beef has hair on it Arby!"* *"It's ok, it will go away when you dunk it in that soup!"* Laughed _so_ much.

[@isabelmunsey2404]

"I'm a trash can that's .. tumbling down the hill" 😂😂 I can't

[@chrishawna.0807]

Garret is the best friend ever ,he's so adorable lol

[@kmistry710]

Chrishawn A. I know riiiiight, I love him so much he's just so cute

[@katthehuman3324]

he`s so cute,

[@penguinwizard774]

garret's singing voice is freaking good!!! even though his mouth was full but goddamn it was heaven

[@itswilsonjones]

For real. Shane has music, Ryland has music, & Drew has music so where’s Garrett’s music?

[@beccaburk7205]

Garrett needs to make his own music video it would be amazing

[@callmenevada9505]

I wouldn't say that he just did a high voice I've seen 8 year olds do that XD

[@paypayr9698]

I just listened to garrett say it’s all for you like 30 times cause his voice is amazing 😍

[@RockingNeverland]

Garrett was singing "it's all for you" by Janet Jackson. lol he said "no one knows what that is" but see Garrett we did recognize it. 😊

[@cadencehogan3202]

14:16 are we just not gonna talk about Garrett's voice when he sung that little part💓💕🥰😍

[@jasminehallett6608]

He sounded lovely (Also him saying nobody would know the song... Am I not real to him lol?)

[@now.heresthetea6489]

That’s what i was thinking, he sung and i was like whhhhaaatt🥺😍

[@avasportsman3295]

"I ate a glove...a glove....NEXT PIZZA!" 😂😂

[@paintedrouge]

"feels like the cheese could be a little more melted" pulls out blow touch.

[@eclaire1822]

I love how Shane always has that casual blowtorch

[@Duck1302]

lol

[@charlie-jh6mj]

jac lyn I just want to have one and then just show my “real” friends

[@0space_race043]

Ikr xD

[@maarriaaa6596]

So we’re gonna ignore the fact that Shane invented “and i oop-“ @ 7:37? Okay.

[@aen4r]

Kayla Susie “i” is a letter i-

[@emilyl3670]

rene e “i” is also a word. Just because it’s one letter doesn’t mean it’s not a word, I as in myself 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[@rachel-huber]

actually, jasmine masters, a drag queen who was on season 7 of rupauls drag race and season 4 of all stars, was the person in the video saying “and i oop”. the video was actually made a few years back. so, shane could have seen the video (as we all know he is a rupauls drag race fan) and recited the phrase in this video:)

[@elongatedmuskrat5983]

Kayla Susie it’s a meme..

[@coltonsturzenegger846]

You’re stupid

[@malenav3763]

Get you a guy that talks about you like Shane talks about food😂😂

[@chelseythomas4657]

Malena V bruhh I got one:):)

[@paulasvlogs626]

Malena V 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lilysimaytis82]

Malena V if someone does...Call me👍

[@Ella-ni9fv]

please actually open a restraunt. I would go there. Oh and I could serve all of your food creations. You could open it all around the world and call it.... I'll Go Home

[@jem4910]

Deer God *Hi mom im just going to go to I'll go home, for dinner*

[@jaejacbs]

Deer God OMG HE CAN OPEN A RESTAURANT AND CALL IT “Home”

[@gteasdale333]

*Mom my dog chocked on a sweet pizza by Shane

[@cloutsam3876]

This desrves to be pined

[@avadrury3878]

I’ve tried to tell him before

[@brittneydroog5863]

Garrett is so damn pure

[@danidarkoxo]

I love your makeup!!!

[@brittneydroog5863]

IT'SANA MUA thankyou!!! I love yours!!!

[@brittneydroog5863]

Morgan Alston same!!!

[@Karenylewellyn]

4:36 "I saw a porn where a girl farted on a sandwich, she should work at Arby's" -Shane Dawson 2017

[@madisonfaith4814]

Garrett is the cutest smallest bean I've ever seen. He's adorable.

[@kiwikitten9738]

you said bean and then my inner fat kid screamed jelly beans in my face.

[@brynnrenee123]

"I'm going to really try to make these good!" *dumps nerds on pizza*

[@brynnrenee123]

NerdyCatzz I mean... it IS Shane...

[@moonsmall2531]

Why are these videos so satisfying? I could watch you eat weird shit all day 😂😂😂

[@josep9016]

same

[@thatboinickboss147]

Ella Small what’s not satisfying is it’s cold pizza 🍕

[@soph8470]

Ella Small I do lol 😂

[@kristintimoteo7564]

right?! I'm so old and I love these.

[@brooklynsnook2883]

Because you don't have to watch these videos, it makes you want to watch them even more.

[@minshookys.euphoriax793]

Who else nearly fainted of happiness when they saw the entire table filled with junk food Just me, ok

[@midnightmist9924]

“Just me, ok” adds nothing to the comment

[@bunnyznh]

Nah I did

[@moonshinemisties]

mE

[@atlas4537]

read my comment, u will see why that he needs to get a new house. Because of the ghost read my comment all the way threw before u do anything and u will see why.. Love Allie the Shane Dawson house news person :3 (still working on the name.) Thats the news for dis comment. okay!!! see u next time Shane watchers and comment readers bye be careful!!

[@aesthetic_hoseokie5849]

I showed my mom this and she said "he is sexy as hell" LMAO

[@lysslenae3170]

Paige Maddox I’m literally crying that’s so funny. 😂

[@uniqueplayz7979]

@Sophie 1726 she knows

[@abigailof6708]

Paige Maddox eek

[@isabellamashewske2681]

😂

[@noone-hc2jk]

Your mom is a smart woman😂🙌

[@brokendoodler2807]

I love when Garrett is happy

[@dehaven1964]

Mendokusai-kun same oml

[@joleeen9056]

Mendokusai-kun same 😂👌🏼😭

[@davidstevens5214]

Mendokusai-kun Did you hear him sing all for you? O MY GODDESS!

[@brokendoodler2807]

David Stevens YES HOLY SHIT XD

[@Ivy-zi4hi]

14:17 GARRETT CAN SING!

[@notmuchmaate5283]

Justice Coulam EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@Nessa_rose5]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME.Y ISNT ANYONE COMMEMTING THIS

[@aileengomez6162]

I love how he’s dragging Arby’s 💀💀😂😂

[@s0fthowell33]

Aileen Gomez that’s shane for ya

[@acid_foxx4418]

When is he not? lol

[@atlas4537]

read my comment, u will see why that he needs to get a new house. Because of the ghost read my comment all the way threw before u do anything and u will see why.. Love Allie the Shane Dawson house news person :3 (still working on the name.) Thats the news for dis comment. okay!!! see u next time Shane watchers and comment readers bye be careful!!

[@SharonVictoria90]

Garrett is so cute, omg. I can't get over how adorable he is. Also, do this with like burgers and grilled cheese sandwiches. And make Garrett join. Please.

[@kenziefox6095]

I scrolled through the comments looking for this one. He's the cutest

[@onebigunixverse]

Oh my fucking God! I thought I was the only one! They're all cute in my opinion, but Garrett is my favorite!! 😍😍

[@adaclark44]

I also thought I was alone on this xD

[@johannaamoah9425]

omg...he is...Garrett is so cute...so is Shane.

[@mosiacsoml]

He's so genuinely happy for that pizza and it's so CUTE

[@atara9171]

"Fuck you, Debbie!" Best line ever.

[@notpresent4367]

Rusty Mug 😂😂😂💀

[@leefmealone]

Atara Sears He's the new Eminem! If you don't get that, ^, it's a line in Eminems, Without me song.

[@naomilynn4239]

Ava Foley w

[@Gothic.envyy13]

i would go to the shane restaurant also shane is a queen

[@heathercrouch6870]

yass queen

[@Blissyto]

Lion Unicorn I could see it with the big sign saying *Trash Queen* with shane's face popping up and down In a bin with the quote come here if you have no limits .

[@arayafeazell8377]

Lion Unicorn YASSSS!!!!!

[@mermaidsparkle5093]

Lion Unicorn gaylord

[@caffeinated_RP]

My guilty pleasure is watching Shane’s food videos

[@hobi591]

Normal People: Uses a lighter for birthday candles Shane: Uses a fucking blowtorch

[@briennalove3974]

she-sus nunjoon lol

[@trbl10]

Yassss 😍 nunjoon

[@_maddawg]

copied

[@livelaughlove7926]

she-sus nunjoon Your profile pic and name 😂😂😂

[@peeweesplayhouse4467]

Mxds Bitch stop saying everything is copied

[@avary543]

people caually talking.........:......... shane: whips out blow torch and makes marshmallows

[@katienealon1117]

STOP THE END WAS SO CUTE HE WAS SO HAPPY TO EAT THAT PIZZA HE WAS SO THANKFUL IM LITERALLY CRYING

[@gorexhore666]

Katie Nealon IKR😆

[@paradisiac]

Katie Nealon I LOVE GARRETT SO MUCH

[@gabihughes346]

7:36 when shane went “and i oop” 2019 went “sksksksk”

[@jaleaglass1225]

"sorry, I'm just really proud of my baby, she is gonna to college, and by college i mean she is gonna go to my thighs, my thighs are a UNIVERSITY" 😂 LOL SHANE

[@dinochickeynuggiez]

Garrett is so cute 😂 he felt so bad about liking it

[@wcharleigh]

I know his such a supportive friend

[@laotianlilly56]

Going to Shane house during the apocalypse 😂

[@marfmarf823]

LillyPadGirl 25 ill join you😜

[@imperfectanimal57]

LillyPadGirl 25 yeah his food cabinet looks lit 😍

[@hyunii5891]

Mostly to play with his cat cheeto. Count me in!

[@bakudan01]

LillyPadGirl 25 Yesssss I would love to eat that kind of ftuff

[@xdscar_caden1293]

Laotian Lilly YES

[@lemonorange7597]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NOBODY (casually singing, roasting pizza cake with a blowtorch) 🤣

[@Celise_x]

it was my b day yesterday!😂🤣

[@daejah2897]

Shane : *casually using blowtorch to roast marshmallows*

[@deborahcarrera4189]

your mom a hell of a good ass party 😜 lol

[@victoriachavez9854]

I love how Shane calls his food "she" and "her" 🤣🤣🤣

[@la_bella1469]

Victoria Chavez samee 😂

[@mariagiseladelgado8831]

Victoria Chavez And I wish I didn't hate your last name. Sorry

[@victoriachavez9854]

Maria Gisela Delgado same😂

[@c.h3ll.y566]

THE FACT THAT WE ALL TAKE 15 minutes OF OUR DAY TO WATCH SHANE EAT DELICIOUS FOOD WHILE WE ARE ALL STARVING.

[@juliad5682]

It's That Type of Day so freaking true 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@shesphenomenal15]

It's That Type of Day lol foreal tho very true

[@rileyrowen7622]

Hi shane, i don't know if you'll ever see this. But ive been binging your videos all night. Im going through a really tough time in life and you made me laugh and smile the whole time. Thank you.

[@maddytaylor462]

"I haven't made a food video in a long time" you made a giant waffles cake a week ago😂😂😂💀💀

[@fiorellaa7]

Maddy Taylor yeah that's like a year or two for Shane

[@txdawg_6912]

Maddy Taylor Shane is qween

[@lilib428]

TrinityBoydUrie i sTaN

[@isabellamashewske2681]

Well he posts everyday so I guess a week is a long time.

[@sarahpalmer3674]

I just lost my father a few hours ago he was too young (we were very close #FUCANCER) and the only thing I knew of to make the tears stop was to watch you. Your videos from the beginning of your career to now have always brought me happiness and inspiration. I love you Shane! You have helped me through so much just by being you. I wish you all the love and beauty in the world.

[@amarie6065]

God Bless you. 😥😥

[@vickieseto7776]

May he rest in peace. I'm so sorry for your loss. 😪😢

[@rosedobbin2121]

I'm so sorry Sarah x it's nice to hear this helps you though.

[@sarahpalmer3674]

Thank you for the kind words everyone

[@cutiekittypaws1830]

Bless you and your family

[@rct07]

Why is Garrett me Garret: I’ll eat anything non-toxic MEEEEEE

[@mckenzieskyles3157]

Rebecca Castro well Shane is me sooooo wanna be friends

[@rct07]

Just Plain Randomness LIER you’re not Shane!

[@moondrop784]

Rebecca Castro Me- Anything non-toxic and not a leafy thing.

[@czarathedancer2031]

Rebecca Castro me too

[@jojogarcia1694]

Rebecca Castro 🍛🍜🍜🥫

[@iitoxichannahii9250]

Shane's always messing up my cravings I'm hungry now 😂

[@embi1493]

Id be too but im ill and throw up everything i eat

[@Zelopc]

Garret: I’ll eat anything nontoxic although... This may be toxic.

[@ttaylorjoseph]

"did we just make something edible?" "NO!!!"

[@djkitti798]

Valentina Marie that was the best part

[@daniellab4173]

I really hope Shane knows how loved and amazing he is.

[@dianaescoboza4901]

Shane has to read this

[@yokai9496]

This marks the last video in Shane's long long series of food videos. This is the last video of his food video legacy. This is a legendary moment and the starting point of his new content now.

[@daniiel]

OMG NOW I WANT PIZZA 😍😋

[@vashipitack2769]

always

[@ashleybrownn473]

DANIEL love ur videos dude. im subbed

[@rubybeauty8516]

Daniel I

[@pixelgalaxy-4335]

Daniel me

[@gabnoir8030]

Daniel I just ate pizza XD

[@bridgetcassady]

Normal People: Ew, this is disgusting Shane: Oh my god, Oh my god...this is actually really good...oh my god

[@ashlynnnfairchild3355]

Bridget Cassady this is why we are all Shane lol

[@Alex_Knight.]

Bridget Cassady friend- what u watching? Me- (shows them this video) Friend- ew wtf? Me- what?! This is amazing!!

[@biggay416]

S j k ITS ART SHANNON BACK OFF

[@maisieee2106]

Bridget Cassady who the actual fuck wants to be normal

[@nakooo609]

oh... then i'm shane

[@rlewis36]

I miss your food videos, Shane. They always make me laugh. I hope you make more at some point, but I'll watch you regardless lol 💕

[@lane2699]

I'm pretty sure he's done with the eating videos because I believe he said they were really bad for his eating disorder

[@alyssaianiro2]

Vannila_Frapp 💗

[@cammorris5508]

he has spoken about how he was really depressed during this time and feeling really uninspired, even though he was having fun... i wouldn’t want him to go back there tbh. he’s prospering now

[@finn-hp1no]

I’m re-watching all of these and reminiscing on these videos; the *memories*

[@gabi6621]

Am I The Only One That Relized That This Was Shanes Last Eating Video?

[@missymisdemeanor2183]

😔 😢 😭

[@laylamarsh9041]

No it wasn’t

[@gabi6621]

Layla Marsh Yes It Is

[@madde8509]

Nope, his last food video was “Mixing All Fast Food Together” the one with Safiya

[@gabi6621]

Madde Averill I Meant Like By Himself

[@gratatagratatata4612]

Shane and that blowtorch thing Name a more iconic duo.

[@hana64537]

Gratata Gratatata me and food 😂❤️

[@notokay4785]

Gratata Gratatata Shane and food

[@thelemoncafe]

Gratata Gratatata shane and ryland

[@skyewiggins3795]

Gratata Gratatata Shane and Taco Bell

[@jesse5492]

Uno ans Cheeto

[@fwmclaudia283]

The fact that Shane took the time to OVERVOICE AND RECORD AND EDIT the way he made the pizza...... lets APPRECIATE THAT SHIT 😭👏👏💕

[@jungkira_8551]

Park Jimin ah armyyy

[@kaisgirlbitch3421]

Park Jimin ah ARMY OH MY GOD HI FAM

[@madelinehoffmann]

Park Jimin ah the world needs to know

[@honeyfluffball]

Kai's girl bitch do you do that to every person that has his profile picture?

[@kaisgirlbitch3421]

Hany Cloud yes I did ;)

[@hello-zo2jk]

his content has changed so much and seeing through his process to his success and this was the last of his insane food and yellow weird thumbnail phase and im proud of him

[@Shali_1612]

Garrett is the living proof that you can trust Shane with his food creativity

[@oliviaa3767]

If Shane had a resteraunt even if it was halfway across the world I will buy a plane ticket

[@p1nkyunknown]

Actually same

[@kageyamas_local_art7040]

Vannila_Frapp XD

[@keiraknapp4141]

Meow Batch same dude same

[@trinitymcsweeney4497]

Same My name is now Shane

[@samanthadegroot7749]

Gay Woman ikr? i would save up my bank account by not buying any junkfood and in about a week i would be able to go XD

[@rotmindol1119]

“I ate a glove” Um Shane Are you okay

[@megstersaccount1427]

Umm...friend... are you a supernatural fan? By chance...

[@seang7549]

Rotmindol no, no he is not

[@تيا-ت7ذ]

Rotmindol no

[@تيا-ت7ذ]

OMG ARE YOU ME AND ARE YOU A HOLOSEXUAL ????????

[@Moo_moo_land]

is no one gonna mention the first letters of um shane are you ok spell USA , Um Shane Are you ok I wish i was there it sounds amazing XD

[@beans4505]

i love how basically nobody talked about how perfect garrett is lmao

[@karmazballz]

Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe wow what a hate-

[@weirdweeb5527]

Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe Garret is not for the faint of heart! Some people notice how awesome he is and others don’t it’s ok 😂

[@drelinaabdullai5493]

Garrett looks perfect because shane is just a mess and literally anyone is perfect compared to shane

[@lydiablanchard7687]

Shane: My thighs are a university!😂

[@prcyp8771]

Shane's food videos are scarier than his demonic ones 😘😂

[@serenaskibba4465]

Gabrial Guscott Yet you still want to eat everything he makes. lol

[@jsbpdrama8456]

Serene Eckes - TRUE😂

[@lolabrown6782]

Gabrial Guscott yes!!!!!!

[@kyleighthomson8392]

Garret is so cute omg 😂

[@DrgnG02]

Normal People: Shane you are gonna get diabetes Me: I NEED ALL OF IT!

[@hannaha5106]

I also love how when Shane first did the 1000degree knife he was so scared of the blow torches and now he didn't even put the pizza on a plate before using the torche 😭😂

[@kaykerzo3202]

I remember that.:):):):)

[@victoryguard]

i love how shane uses a blowtorch to cook things

[@stacydarroch3548]

The Radioactive Wolf yaas

[@jess6984]

"I'm a trash can that's tumbling down a hill full of pizza."- Shane 2k17

[@mirnagames]

Jessica Tocci

[@margo2963]

I was about to workout. then I remembered I forgot to watch Shane's video from Friday and now I'm watching this eating icing covered pizza welcome new Shane viewers. this is going to happen regularly to you.

[@jwr_xoxo7435]

I feel like in every video Shane's gonna find a way to use his blowtorch 😂

[@soundtooth]

Jenna Wendy YESSS

[@haiz6997]

Jenna Wendy true

[@ruben3126]

" that'll be like me only having three shirts... oh wait" OMFG IM ACTUALLY DEAD LMAO 😂

[@alexanderhamilton615]

Worthless_trashh if your *actually* dead then how are you typing? Liar.

[@JaimeHandrahan]

i actually miss these videos lmaoo i remember my freshman year of high school i would stay up all night watching them and i’d do my makeup at 4 o clock and then chill on my floor until it was time to go to school 😂😂❤️❤️

[@prince_potato0338]

Am I the only one that thought that Garrett's little singing moment was actually REALLY GOOD?!?!

[@nostalgicmind8817]

Prince_Potato03 right! Mans got sum hidden vocals. Shane too!

[@angelbear3543]

Prince_Potato03 yesh

[@CrystalNWeber]

Garrett: That Songs Too Old My 14 year old self: ALL THE GIRLS AT THE PARTY LOOK AT THAT BODY!!!!!!!! Shane:*agrees with Garrett* My 14 year old self: Get that Janet!!!!!!!!!

[@MyCakePop]

Crystal N. Weber lol I loved this comment and glad I wasn't the only one who starting singing that same verse!

[@sallyversace]

I'm 27 but same

[@pickletickle9961]

Little Debbie: "Um Shane this is gunna be f**king gross" Shane: "F**k you Debbie!" 😂😂😂I'm dead

[@faithnassiff7279]

Shane never let any of the hate comments get to you your a great person and your doing great. Just tell yourself that mean comments are only a way to get to you. And if someone really hated you they would have no point of watching your videos so obviuosly they want some sort of excuse or purpose to watch your videos and when they do or if they do post mean comments they're only doing it to make them feel good about themselves because they probably have a low self esteem

[@parysaeed9527]

I'm so jealous he got to eat all of that . And here i am trying to find something good in my fridge other than the leftovers .

[@ellah5483]

miss paryyy same lol

[@bennieben2252]

miss paryyy 100th like Your welcome.

[@mariekehaarsma1597]

I literally spent half an hour trying to find food and here I am sitting with a bowl of dried cranberries and milk

[@potatom3611]

My version: Guess there's nothing good in the fridge... *circles kitchen with cabinet doors open several times* ...I hate everything. Whatever, raw ramen noodles it is. *one minute later* WHO THE FUCK USED THE LAST BOWL WITH HANDLES?

[@joselopez-ti2tl]

Omg same

[@el_-um5zu]

when you come back to youtube after a long day of work (jk, chilling) and see that shane and liza both uploaded YAAASSSS QUEEEEN

[@morganstephens3879]

SAMEEEEEE

[@jocelynalonzo4184]

elendilsdaughter RIGHT ! King and queen of KZbin !

[@dumbminty]

elendilsdaughter I was like Liza where were you yesterday. Liza just was like yeah on my phone. 😂

[@daddydaniel6522]

elendilsdaughter SAME

[@jak9926]

elendilsdaughter QUEENS***

[@Georgiixxalix08]

'You only have three toppings, that's like me only having three shirts. Oh wait' He acknowledged it😂 actually love him😂👍🏼

[@rhiannon2439]

Gee389 where is that

[@neptuneshawty5668]

Shane don’t go anywhere make more videos like these you honestly make life better!

[@Nz11918]

I hope that one day, I get a guy who is as excited to see me the way shane is excited to make a food video

[@ema_grace]

Noor zughaibi deffinitly

[@amylehane3160]

Drinking Game: take a shot every time Shane says "oh my god"

[@quinnmurphy2294]

Amy Lehane I'm not kidding me and my boyfriend played this once and he passed out

[@makenziefoley4708]

Amy Lehane i got drunk 1 sec in

[@codyjov]

take a shot every time he says "I'll go home" when u binge watch his vids

[@imperfectanimal57]

Amy Lehane Shane but every time he says "oh my god" the video becomes 5 times faster

[@parishaunting2002]

I would die from how many shots tbh

[@sarcastictrash16]

Shane: Why is all of this good? Me: it's food Shane. It's food.

[@samanthaokeeffe1181]

I just got so happy when Garrett popped up!!! Watching for the first time in 2020 binge watching Shane’s food videos 😂😂

[@delaneywrae7001]

I always have to turn my volume down like 8 notches when I watch Shane, not bc I don't want my roommate to hear that I'm watching a grown ass man eat pizza, but because he is SHOUTING AT ME AT ALL TIMES. But i live

[@laneybug3592]

Haha unrelated, but we have the same name. Your last name there is my last name with the letters moved around. don't steal my identity

[@briannahatcher5925]

Delaney Wrae same I have to turn mine down 8 also

[@twizzy1794]

Same but I put on headphones so my mom wont question why I'm watching a grown man playing with food on the Internet xD

[@mg1983_]

Shane Dawson and his flame torch. Name a more iconic duo... I'll wait.

[@cryptkeeperkain986]

Shane and Ryland

[@inkyandbendybendyandtheink9758]

Kallie the Neko no you're wrong the lighter and shane are life

[@jocelynblouke2529]

Shyland + A blow torch

[@xae6378]

Jessica Gabler phan

[@aeroh790]

Jessica Gabler whats a duoi

[@dalniente2020]

Shane! Your content has improved a lot recently. I've really enjoyed the extra layer of creativity and Shane-ness that you've been producing lately :)

[@mansoursleiman8179]

Dal Niente ghjg

[@Grizzly_BearZZZ]

I still love your old videos and i used to watch you when i was so young

[@itsbriannat]

Can we talk about that BOMB note that Garrett hit when he sang 😂

[@puppicorpse9549]

I kNOW RIGht

[@GR-sx9ri]

He has nice vocalssss

[@SuperBelguaMonke]

7:11 My name for it is "Type 2 Diabetes"

[@bleach9594]

*By far the best video of food that Shane has had me dying and actually Rolling on the Floor*

[@DereckBenjamin06]

Can't we all just admire how sweet Garrett is we all need someone to sweet as sweet as him like oh yes Queen

[@Alex_Knight.]

Shane's the ONLY one I don't mind talking with his mouth full, he's the one and only who doesn't go "smprensmska, goo you wansh shome pissha?" And then gulps. Love yo vids btw, who else having a Shane Dawson Marathon?

[@melissakimmel9833]

Meeee!!

[@bradynixon_boys7924]

Ive been on a marathon for a week

[@pewpew7862]

Me