Crazy Rich Asians and Nervous Diarrhea | Ep 27 | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@chelsearosecosta7421]

hey that's my voicemail ! thanks so much for the feedback!! i love you

[@roachdoggjr722]

how many episodes went by between you recording it and this?

[@chelsearosecosta7421]

zero i recorded it saturday

[@joeger940]

"Mass a chuuuu setts"

[@melcastle1000]

I completely understand what you're saying. Same here!

[@shovalgilead3802]

Anyone else dying to hear a full podcast of just her telling us about her dreams?

[@willzyman247]

I'm really enjoying these podcasts. I've been watching the clips on Instagram for so long and been meaning to check out a full show

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

32:06 "Camden, New Jersey" HOORAY!!

[@MsJennasisReign]

17:44........... people like that are so few and far between. What awesome People.

[@75YBA]

How about Big Deal Bedroom?

[@johnteill_]

Main bedroom or main bathroom fits just as well

[@CR-eo2ts]

Woot! It's Thursday already!

[@Lillouchhhh]

I’ve literally replayed the part when the guy talks about his farting! Absolutely hilarious! Her reaction is priceless!!!

[@TheLastGasStation]

one should never end one's podcast too abruptly for one's father.

[@Noms_Chompsky]

I'm so early, I haven't even come up with a clever comment yet

[@mariotorresgo]

Anyone else just lets out a Ro-rwry, Ro-ry, Rory in the middle of the day or thinks about it randomly? Hahahahaha that sometimes pop in my head while doing some stupid or mundane task.

[@joeger940]

All the time.

[@someone1]

Yup

[@joeger940]

I try to maintain friendships with my exes, it doesn't really work for everyone. They usually think I just want a backup for a booty call. To me it's like "I know your whole family & all your friends"; should I cut you and all these people out of my life because WE couldn't make it work as a couple? I'll admit though It's a little different when you're the one who was dumped. It takes some time, you will be hurt. It's like going through loss, but if you remain friends you're not losing anyone.

[@eelcoyle3373]

Some exes i had to block and others i ended up living with and becoming best friends, just depends on the person and how/why things ended

[@joeger940]

@@eelcoyle3373 That's so true.

[@chelsearosecosta7421]

It's tough for sure. When Sarah said something about how she doesn't understand how you could just "cut someone out of your life that you loved"...It's hard to get your point across in 60 seconds. Never in a million years did I think she would air my voicemail. In MY experience love doesn't go away right away. It's fades with time.. sometimes during a relationship. For me, some ended and I had no choice for any further communication. Those were definitely hard to get over..and were my own fault. But like I said in the voicemail, when someone no longer serves me, I cut them out cold turkey. My therapist always says that's what dating is for.... DATING. You try it and if it doesn't work out that's okay. But I can't move on AND remain friends with someone who has hurt me or someone I've hurt. I guess I should keep going to therapy for my husbands sake 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@joeger940]

@@chelsearosecosta7421 LOL ... Hey I get it. You date someone who betrays your trust and it's kind of difficult to still care about them. There are people in my life that I cut out, because they proved themselves to not be my friends - and I think it was absolutely the best thing to do. It's probably better to forgive them and move on, but we all have our own coping mechanism.

[@laza8675]

You loose no one then almost, except the potential future children you would have had

[@ggblocky_5073]

Sarah is more than a comedienne

[@cascoddity]

Omg same story, my parents were the best of friends after a bad marriage, they’d talk everyday as besties.

[@trexelist]

Hahah holy shit, while the dude is discussing farting all night and Sarah goes completely “Psychiatrist Serious”. Killed me lol

[@MordernDays99]

I love you sarah!

[@laza8675]

That story of the dream was indeed so beautiful :) Being interested in others and even objects is beautiful. And yes it's so well said and also so weird but relatable that when you were distressed sometimes you can feel both beauty and sadness so much more strongly... Very strange phenomenon.

[@greatsajby9266]

Sprinkles on a donut (or anything) is like eating ground up bits of plastic. Never understood why they exist.

[@joeger940]

"You know how people will shit when they run a marathon?"

[@adalbertoavelar9040]

That's why they have literally 100's of portapottys in the first 5 miles!

[@laza8675]

So cute that you talk to your dad at the end of the vid!

[@oleeb]

The term “master bedroom first appeared long after slavery was ended in a Sears catalog in the 1920's. Not every word or term that might have a plausible connection to slavery is actually rooted in slavery as is the case here. But it’s easy to convince the generally uninformed that is the case. Don’t just believe as true when you hear something because it sounds plausible. Master has a meaning of it's own that long predates slavery. Master can mean someone who has mastered certain skills, etc. There are "master" keys meaning they work on all locks in a building. Master in the context of a bedroom means primary bedroom. It's just not connected to slavery at all. BTW: I’m totally left politically, way left in fact. But we don’t need to over react or go along with every suggestion because it seems as though it might be true as in this case because it isn't. Slavery was monstrously horrific, but we don’t need to make stuff up about it. The truth is plenty horrific on it’s own.

[@mdc4runner]

But, of course!! There was no such thing as racism in the 1920s. How could I have been so blind? I feel so foolish and ashamed...

[@DeRussellMasina]

Sarah Silverman is the one celebrity I'd let dedicate all over me! An honor

[@rileytostinos4813]

Best podcast out there 👌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 wish u had one every day lol

[@ElPayasoMalo]

"Master bedroom" post-dates institutionalized slavery by about sixty years, having first been used in the 1920s, and "jimmies" for sprinkles is only used in New England and surrounding areas and started in 1930, apparently called such by a cake company after one of their employees. Neither of these terms are rooted in racism.

[@VallerieMalkin]

Sarah: For some of us that bell rang a long time ago. Maybe it’s you who are a little late to the party?

[@75YBA]

Hope you and yours are safe and happy! Canada loves ya!

[@jonathanwobesky9507]

Just think of a Beloved Spiritual Master's bedroom instead of the very narrow, very negative "slave" reference. More likely, the Laird of the English Estate's (the Master) bedroom carried over for American single family house blueprints. The Master of Your Fears Bedroom.

[@AlanZuckerPhoto]

So beautiful about your parents. That is true love.

[@santasabina8745]

You could never be boring Sarah!!! You could do a podcast only for dreams of people :O

[@williammartin9115]

Love ya Sarah....You my me cry laughing!

[@ttaylor3rd]

You should call your mustache Tom Selleck like Liz Lemon calls hers

[@frankd2301]

I use a good 10w40 oil.

[@normankelley]

I just watched the TED Talk; she was her usual sweetly outrageous self.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Peace and Love to Ya’s

[@joeger940]

I'm burning my Master's Degree right now for you Sarah. "Master" bedroom isn't a slavery connotation (well it probably became that way), but it actually just refers to the "man of the house" as the "master" of the house ... so it's sexist. ;P

[@slvrevolutions6863]

good look'n. glad ur still at it

[@josebenjaminlopezn]

Hola, I was thinking if some egiptians were on Jerusalem around this time we catholics are celebrating this week ... I love you.

[@alannarhodes8793]

I was also a bedwetter. It’s not weird or anything to be ashamed of.

[@heatherelizabeth3264]

Do we need to change using master as meaning the mastery of a skill? Like Master Electrician or Masters Degree?

[@OctoganicAngel]

No, because it has a different meaning/does not originate from slavery.

[@heatherelizabeth3264]

@@OctoganicAngel What about the phrase "Master of my domain?"

[@oleeb]

@@OctoganicAngel And "master bedroom" doesn't have its origin in slavery either. It just doesn't. You can choose to interpret it that way but it's simply false. It means primary or main bedroom and has no origin in slavery.

[@MsJennasisReign]

Not the runs 🏃🏾‍♀️💩🤣

[@MrBedZeppelin]

Camden, NJ! Hilarious, What a gift. Great Show! I suppose your wonderful candid comedy is/was controversial. Though You know this. That Ted Talk was hilarious. You are growing, everyday. Courage IS doing what, you are doing. Keep it Up!

[@tacticalgrace6456]

OMG my first guess when she was gonna say where the green cellophane was made was New Jersey and then she said New Jersey! 😱 What does that mean!? 😱

[@racheller8753]

I love the intro/theme song!!!!!!

[@spf60stillburnt39]

Roarrrie

[@Davett53]

Weird about farting post Corona injection,.....I had no reaction or side effects. Maybe because I am old? I'm 68, and as rule I rarely fart. I don't eat beans. Eggs don't make me fart either. I think beer used to make me fart,...but not soda pop.

[@myfuntimescaryplaylist1112]

I demand to be offended I was shamon pied and flabbergasted.

[@bw-g2539]

Dude I had no idea about the jimmys....😬

[@cedarwings82]

I just googled and apparently that’s a myth and it’s named came from the inventor James Bartholomew. 🤷‍♀️

[@bw-g2539]

@@cedarwings82 I hope so!

[@just_joanne7460]

😂 your commercials

[@willielopez4042]

Which one in particular the Bra one? 😂

[@Paulywogg]

DogTV is the bee's knees.

[@anthonywilson2335]

Yay!

[@RoryOConnor]

Isn't the "hey ye fucker" in the intro Billy Connolly? He had ongoing prostrate/bladder issues to the point he has a bit about incontinence pants 'sloshin' aboot' while he did a global adventure, real hero of truth, freedom & comedy, he keeps contact with all his exs too I believe !

[@allyjay7395]

I think he says bugger! Lol

[@billhillyer334]

Sarah you set the impulse knob to my thoughts on nine an the happyness level on eleven so basically my neurosenses are wide open thanks so much for the stimulus thoughts you emanate sore cheeks are cool 👍

[@marcoparada6652]

Poetic garbage, by Bill Hillyer.

[@normankelley]

Yeah...it's called the human condition. We just don't recognize it when it is happening before our eyes...

[@johndoe-bo7rx]

PHILOSOPHY SARAH PHILOSOPHY. YOURE ONLY KILLING YOURSELF WITH THIS. YOU FEEL GUILTY JUST UNDERSTAND THAT LIFE GOES ON. ITS CALLED PROGRESS. I CAN SEE IT ON YOUR FACE YOURE GUILTY OF SOMETHING.

[@annaroitman4765]

The reason Scandinavia loves you is because you are liberal. Scandinavia is mostly liberal (until it comes to immigration). Married to a Scandinavian here. 😁

[@brianregan75]

PEN15 RULEZ!!!🤘🤘

[@constant_change72]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE YOU! YOUR MIND, HUMOR, HEART!!! AMAZING!!

[@JOHNNYCHICAGO8]

Hey sarah :)

[@JoeyPeligro69]

Love the pod, but I have to skip that intro every time . Grating to the ears

[@jaydonjohnson7906]

☺️

[@NolaChick82]

Sarah has good skin because she's a vegetarian.

[@ashleighcleaver9009]

The actual hell! I sent my voicemails thousands of times Jesus. To the dude who sends the voicemails in charge how come you can't do mine n yet you can with everyone elses. Is that really fair?? I don't think so.

[@NoToxicRelationships]

Where my comment go? Why I can't see 😕 it?

[@Davescousemetal]

Don’t think I’ve used the phrase master bedroom but I wouldn’t worry if I did. There’s such a thing as too woke.

[@tonytone1969]

podcast should be called "Woke as fuck on the back of a truck!"

[@gmcgee3983]

Voicemails? More like voicemares, haha, not like a nightmare of voices, but like a bunch of talking horses. Mr. Ed who gave you a phone? And how did you dial with those stupid hooves? Get some appendages instead of eating all that peanut butter. (But probably the earlier mentioned nightmare of voices is more accurate as texting becomes more prevalent and people actually calling shakes the human soul)

[@angelamarie_]

You looked gorgeous as always 😍💖

[@pashasadr4627]

Master key, copy etc

[@Gjonesy9]

Sarah Silverman, you agree that people should have a Covid Passport, but no voter ID? And what ever happen to my body my choice?

[@willielopez4042]

Around 13 minutes Mrs Silverman says do not mess with comedians and that's totally true. Comedians are considered extremely 'dangerous' to politicians and as such, they are coveted by billionaires. That's why Sharah and others have a hard time speaking their funny truths.💯 truth.

[@Ajdizzle4rizzle]

what a dumb comment. xd

[@alansmithee417]

Hi I'm Sarah, my pronoun is spinster.

[@alexeverson3604]

NORMAN PAIN

[@chuckdee66]

Sarah, you don't realize it yet, but I think you just got your next special. That master bedroom joke was hilarious, and real topical. I visualize a whole set.

[@jessleavens7776]

* rapeseed oil

[@johnmorrishowelliii5889]

whatever

[@littleripper312]

Ew the idea of your husband being the "Master" just seems gross. I'm going to call it the main bedroom from now on.

[@therover65]

I can't imagine a more crass and cringe-worthy title than "Crazy Rich Asians". As if we don't have enough negative and false stereotyping of Asians already. If Jewish people make a movie called "Crazy Rich Jews", would that be positive for the Jewish people?

[@timmyI115]

:)

[@MrSmithgobucs]

[@mikefalkenstein6076]

why do you have to be swo jewey??

[@mtfine]

Blatant ignorance. Don’t ever master bate again.