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[@Chevaldog]

Theo as always “iv cooked” and has indeed not cooked

[@shaneftd]

Tom saying Godfrey after laughing at everyone else is something else. He is 4th choice centre back and 3rd choice right back

[@joshgaffney3125]

They have to pussyfoot around Theo because he genuinely takes everything to heart. Can't even tell the bloke he's shite without him looking on the verge of tears

[@harrison_holt]

Mate, that’s harsh come on. Like his football knowledge isn’t great, but you don’t have to make it personal.

[@joshgaffney3125]

@@harrison_holt Reev & Tom are genuinely having to dial it back because Theo shits himself

[@ben2F]

@@joshgaffney3125wouldn’t even have to if he wasn’t such an annoying bellend either 😭

[@tmccz1940]

Tom saying Godfrey is a stinker he’s been so poor

[@ahmedkhawaja5376]

He's barely played and when hes played the whole team has been shit

[@alymagdy3077]

@@ahmedkhawaja5376if he’s barley played for a team that’s 16th then he’s not that good is he…

[@TheresBryan]

Theo - "Ive Cooked" Actually left the fork in the bowl before putting it in the microwave

[@tobywebb3377]

The way Theo always looks around for kudos after every pick is so funny to me

[@krypttt]

tom and reev pissing themselves at every one of theos picks never gets old 🤣

[@DylanNixon95]

Lewis “I couldn’t find any Right Backs that I like” 30 seconds later puts 2 right backs in his back 4 😂😂 He’s on mars

[@courtygaming3785]

Theo’s list stank the gaff out yet again 😭😭😭

[@archiehickes6389]

No Ogbene shouts? Mad!

[@EJTaylor8]

Theo had genuinely never heard of Issa Kabore had he, never played centre back in his life

[@adambradshaw4442]

Started in a back 3 vs Bournemouth as RCB

[@aaronflatt3525]

Luton only had 1 fit centre back

[@deekayy3222]

Kabore isn't going down anyways, he's a City player on loan

[@alexwitherden5326]

Nico Williams plays left back/ left wing for Wales

[@arnoldukra]

chongs gotta be lewis fav player thats never played for newcastle 😂😂😂

[@adamseymour9960]

Godfrey ahead of Tarkowski as an Everton pick is CRIMINAL

[@Ryanr889]

Toms is easily the best team, Theo’s makes me wonder how on earth he’s on a football podcast

[@Alfred-rl1ve]

Toms isn't great vitinho hardly plays and neither does Godfrey and Chris Wood is better than awoniyi

[@Ryanr889]

@@Alfred-rl1ve thanks for being wrong and proving my point

[@lewisgrabbin]

chris wood has been twice as good as awoniyi this season coming from a forest fan, under nuno wood has been the best striker we have.

[@Ryanr889]

@@lewisgrabbin you’re also wrong

[@elbran1829]

Shocking that Pickford wasn’t picked he’s literally the best keeper in the bottom 6

[@jackhinks6287]

branthwaite and murillo should be every ones centre backs

[@reaganbrookerbeaumont8290]

There the best two cbs, but to fit other players in for forrest i.e odoi, Gibbs white, Elanga, Wood or awonyi i think there’s better defenders there who arent as much of a downgrade on murrilo than how much of a drop off their is in terms of creativity and goal threat from forrests strongest attackers

[@benhamer4139]

Thanks for putting me in your team Tom mate

[@brettpearce8843]

"but, if we don't" we all knew they would. 😂😂

[@thetoffeecentral2612]

lewis not having onana is the only w he's ever taken. Onana has been one of the reasons we're in this mess

[@wideboi2985]

theos 11 reeks 😭

[@voda2388]

As an Everton fan I simply do not understand how Amadou Onana gets in these teams. Do people watch football anymore? Or do they just listen to twitter tacticos yapping about his “unique profile.” Yes he is quick, tall and strong but that doesn’t take away from the fact he is poor in almost facet of the game. He ONLY excels in aerial duels and long passing. Aside from that stats show he is below average in almost every aspect of the game, not to mention he also fails the eye test. Idrissa Gueye is still superior and he can barely move. People need to watch football before forming their opinions rather than just listening to twitter accounts like “InvertTheWing.”

[@celtic69]

he was boss against england tbf

[@Jacques67]

I watch all our games and he is definitely good. Hes made to look worse because he has to do so much because we play a pivot. I don’t think people base it off ‘tacticos’, I think most base it off the fact arsenal, Man U, Tottenham, Barca and more big clubs are very interested is signing him which probably means something yeno

[@zakfrancis5352]

Finally someone is saying it, I absolutely do not understand why people rate him, he’s never a standout in games. I think people just see he’s a big imposing leadership figure and assume that means he’s really good, and of course then follow on from people’s shit Twitter opinions. Doucoure and gueye are better without a doubt

[@zakfrancis5352]

@@Jacques67no they’re not, you’ve defo seen some fake newspaper reports, no legit report has backed these transfer rumours up

[@izzyarrow1235]

Totally agree but I do think if you put him in a better team he will look like the onana that plays for Belgium

[@swagmanmark2906]

Best XI for this would be: GK: Jordan Pickford. LWB: Alfie Doughty. LCB: Jarrad Branthwaite. CB: Murillo. RCB: James Tarkowski. RWB: Issa Kabore. LCM: Vinicius Souza. RCM: Morgan Gibbs-White. LW: Callum Hudson-Odoi. RW: David Datro Fofana. ST: Elijah Adebayo.

[@megaollie98]

Theo cooked a rustlers burger. He burned it in the microwave. Theo didn’t cook

[@BendySlim]

I was half expecting Theo to say “right! In goal, Allison”

[@adambassuni6084]

how the fucks tom got away with the godfrey pick 😂😂

[@scotttocs]

4:59 He did reply 😂

[@dannyfergurson1548]

Tom laughing at Coleman and picks fucking Ben Godfrey 🤣🤣🤣

[@reaganbrookerbeaumont8290]

Mine would be GK: Pickford RB: Jayden Bogle Cb: Beyer Cb:Branthwaite LB: Doughty ( i know hes a lwb) CDM: Onana CM: Barkley CAM: Gibbs White LW: Odoi St: Fofana RW: Elanga Bench: Kaminski Dara o’shea Hamer Souza There’s 3 from each team there. I would add to the bench Murillo Mykolenko Awonyi Mcneil Odobert Archer

[@nonofyourbuisness8373]

6:58 John Eustace played Chong as a centre mid like every game last season

[@jamestabern6233]

I think having an overlay visual of the teams would be good

[@jonnohicks2176]

Tbf Tom should have the best knowledge of the skill difference between the prem and championship😂

[@tobmarsh8867]

Cant believe theo said that with a straight face

[@danruss12338]

Honestly, Theo's team is absolutely HONKING 😂😂 Coleman, Charlie Taylor and Kabore in the back 4 is absolutely criminal - would struggle in the championship that 😂

[@DaddyCj1]

my guy put holgate wow

[@JShxlls]

Kaminski Godfrey Ahmedhodzic Branthwaite Doughty Onana Barkley Hamer Gibbs White Awoniyi Brereton Diaz Playing a diamond, somehow ended up with 3 Sheff Utd players but think it’s a good team nonetheless

[@danielphillips7067]

Holgate has lost by 5 goals or more 3 times this season, for 2 different clubs. That says it all

[@JoshuaBirchall]

as an everto fan, that godfrey shout is horrendous. and pickford should be the firstplayer in that team

[@charlieandrews7734]

Williams literally plays left back so that’s a good shout from Lewis

[@croissantpower]

Bit odd to move him to LB though instead playing him over Holgate RB lol

[@lordmumbongo]

Tom Garret calling Vitinho a stinker shows he ain’t got a clue what’s going on

[@Young_Brumm15]

My Too Good XI (I'm using players from 15th to 20th place teams): GK: Kaminski (Luton) RB: Bogle (Sheffield Utd) CB: Murillo (Forest) CB: Tarkowski (Everton) LB: Doughty (Luton) CM: Sander Berge (Burnley) CM: Doucoure (Everton) CAM: Ross Barkley (Luton) RW: Mbeumo (Brentford) ST: Chris Wood (Forest) LW: Elanga (Forest)

[@Bentekefan]

Wood over toney is outrageous

[@Young_Brumm15]

@@Bentekefan Wood has got 12 goals this season. And I know that the argument is that Toney hasn't played a full season because he's been out because of his gambling issue, and to an extent I can understand that argument. However, I will state that Toney hasn't looked all that great since he has come back from his ban.

[@croissantpower]

How is that 1 player from each of those teams? And how have you chosen 5 players from Luton, Sheffield Utd and Burnley (the 3 clear worst teams) and only 1 from Brentford (the best team)?

[@Young_Brumm15]

@@croissantpower I meant to say that I'll have to use at least 1 player from each of those teams. I'd have to use a player from Brentford, Forest, Everton, Luton, Burnley, and Sheffield United, which would make me thing more strategic about who I was going to pick, since I'd have to include a Burnley player and a Sheffield player. Also, just because Brentford are higher up the table, does not mean that their entire starting XI are definitively better than some players from Luton, Everton, Forest, etc.

[@croissantpower]

@@Young_Brumm15 fair enough, personally I’d go GK: Muric (Burnley) RB: Williams (Nott’n Forest) CB: Brathwaite (Everton) CB: Tarkowski (Everton) LB: Doughty (Luton) CM: Hamer (Sheffield Utd) CM: Barkley (Luton) CAM: Gibbs-White (Nott’n Forest) RW: Mbeumo (Brentford) ST: Toney (Brentford) LW: Elanga (Nott’n Forest)

[@mp14446]

How these guys have football related podcast, I will never understand...

[@dannywilley1086]

Facts on Hamer, as per only Tom has ball knowledge below the top half of prem teams

[@oliverplant]

GK-Pickford LB-Doughty CB-Mee CB-Branthwaite RB-Vitinho CDM- Onana CM-Barkley CM-Gibbs-White LW- Eze ST-Toney RW-Olise

[@alfiegardner922]

If you put Ben Mee in then surely Toney has to be there ?

[@oliverplant]

@@alfiegardner922 yeah forgot Toney

[@daniyaalhussain7593]

Shouldn't really have any palace players in this they are 14th. Should only be teams from 16 to 20th

[@antonyallen8025]

Mine; Pickford Doughty Murillo Branthwaite Holgate Onana Barkley Gibbs-White Elanga Morris Amdouni

[@jackaboy1018]

Holgate and morris are L’s

[@antonyallen8025]

@jackaboy1018 Holgate was my last pick and a reluctant one. Morris has the 2nd most goals out of all the available players along with 4 assists. I wasn't picking wood ahead of elanga, mgw or murrillo

[@lampett]

Pickford Mengi Murillo Branthwaite Bogle Hamer Onana Doughty Gibbs white Barkley Awoniyi

[@TheMattyP10]

James McAtee isn't bad tbf and he's on loan from City so defo needs a shout

[@yourno1fan]

Hamer and awoniyi 👌

[@oliver_burch11]

why’s tom keeping godfrey. the guy has barley started this season 😂

[@chriscarter2509]

Coleman😂😂😂😂 Charlie Taylor 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zakwright6044]

Awoniyi is good but a sick note, wood is too valuable for us atm

[@RickettsLFC]

Tom saying hamer is shed united top goal scorer. He has 3 goals in the league🤣🤣 bereton Diaz already has 4 goals in 8 and absolutely slaughtered Theo and Lewis for picking him.

[@carlkirwan2900]

I don’t know why I’m always surprised at how bad Theo’s ball knowledge is 😂

[@LG_XD]

Tom saying Godfrey over Tarky 💀💀😭

[@jackninetynine5036]

At right back?

[@benknight7130]

Theo’s team would beat Derby’s record.

[@mattyc1787]

Kabore the right wing back in a back 2 🤣🤣🤣

[@sydneyfrench13]

Where tf is the reaction to Arsenal getting THRASHED out of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE??? 😂😂😂

[@tomeastabrook]

Dele Alli should be in there. I know he's barely played but the guy had a £100m price tag a few years back.

[@EA-hz9mg]

Ben Godfrey 💀

[@zanderballis5767]

I don’t think these guys have ever properly answered a simple prompt

[@dcc2244]

Kudos to Tom for Taiwo, Murillo and MGW inclusion

[@Chidi_jc]

Theo cooked popo

[@Supermane9667]

Theo had an absolutely atrocious time this week. Bro was getting owned in every segment

[@jackninetynine5036]

GK Pickford (EVE) RB Murillo (NOT) CB Tarkowski (EVE) CB Branthwaite (EVE) LB Doughty (LUT) CM Hamer (SHE) CM Barkley (LUT) AM Gibbs White (NOT) RW Ogbene (LUT) ST Awonyi (NOT) LW Koleosho (BUR) Sangare, Onana could be in this aswell. Diaz, Kabore, Assignon all on loan so not really getting relegated

[@Elagmail21]

I’m 1000% convinced theo has to be joking about his team???? Surely ??!! Please???

[@ajhd2005]

Kaminski, Doughty, Barkley the three stand-outs for Luton; honourable mention Adebayo, Kabore, Osho & Chong all had moments. Muric doesn't make it for Burnley but a shout out for him as he's actually been decent since being put back in. I think Jacob Brun Laarsen is too good to go down, as well in Viti. For Sheff, I think Hamer & Bogle could both do well in a Prem team, but Bogle misses out for the other defenders. At Notts, definitely MGW, Murillo and a rogue shout of Gio Reyna on loan. Should be too good to go down. Everton has Pickford, but I think Kaminsky's been better. Branthwaite out and out the best young talent, but Onana & Mykolenko have been class, as well as Tarkowski. Overall, I think I'd rather have Doughty over Myko so that I can have... Dwight McNeil. Overall: GK - Kaminski [Honourable Mention: Pickford & Muric] LB - Doughty [Honourable Mention: Mykolenko] LCB - Branthwaite RCB - Murillo [Honourable Mention: Osho] RB - Vitinho [Honourable Mention: Bogle] CDM - Onana CM - Hamer CM - Gibbs-White F9 - Barkley RW - Gio Reyna [Honourable Mention: Bruun Larsen] LW - Dwight McNeil

[@ahmedkhawaja5376]

Carlton Morris doesn't deserve a mention?he's been the most important player apart from Barkley and doughty in my opinion

[@seanbarnes6239]

Is no one going to point out the fact that when Sheffield go down brereton Diaz goes back to Villarreal?

[@Deathmare235]

Surprised Cole palmer ain’t on the list

[@callumpeach5008]

What

[@jacklaird4160]

When Lewis’s team isn’t the worst you know you’ve fucked up

[@lewisward7956]

Where’s your highlights for the Arsenal game bois….? 😂😂

[@user-wy3vb4vl8c]

Tarkowski is Everton’s best defender 😂

[@oliverplant]

Branthwaite is miles better

[@user-wy3vb4vl8c]

@@oliverplant explain how other than younger

[@adambassuni6084]

@@oliverplant hes really not, people have jumped on the bandwagon because hes young and deserves an england call up purely on age

[@zachwills9851]

Does Theo cook with the oven off?

[@georgesimmons746]

I’m sorry this might be the last time I watch pitch side Coleman and Taylor full backs with Kabore at centre half is theo alr . Tom picking Godfrey is ball knowledge

[@kennypreece294]

diaz has more goals than hamer 💀

[@user-wy3vb4vl8c]

Why Theo and reev both used our average players😂😂(Burnley)

[@dylanks3163]

ur whole team is sh1t mate

[@jackninetynine5036]

Surely Koleosho should be in if anyone

[@Cj7Tekkas]

DWIGHT MCNEIL GUYS

[@daniyalwaliaziz6500]

I'm surprised Lewis didn't pick any Newcastle players.

[@theasramaputri]

Kaminski Tarkowski Branthwaite Murilo Williams Onana Barkley Doughty Gibbs-White Brereton Díaz Awoniyi

[@samfindlow1392]

Think Tom is getting Kabore mixed up with Osho. Kabore is on loan from city so can’t play. Osho was the one who had a stinker in the cup match.

[@tommcguire8050]

Ask any Everton fan and we’d pick coleman over Godfrey. Toms had a stinker there🤣

[@user-wy3vb4vl8c]

Chris wood didn’t get relegated

[@brodyashton9592]

The disrespect on Chris wood is so stupid 13 goal contributions in 15 starts and the best shot conversion rate in the prem since 2010

[@skylermoonlight]

david datro fofana is on loan from chelsea so technically he wont go down

[@addy5572]

Theo is acting like when your girlfiend is pissed at you but won't tell you why

[@tmccz1940]

Holgate might be one of the worst shouts I’ve ever heard

[@Shirt-Pants]

Mason Holgate is the worst defender I have ever seen play for Southampton. He should be nowhere near any XI of any sort

[@jackninetynine5036]

I don’t know how he’s too good for the championship when he stunk it out a few months ago 😂

[@lewisbiggin1797]

Pickford, mengi, murillo, braithwaite, doughty, onana, barkley, hamer, elanga, gibbs white, archer is best

[@chapsjohn7435]

How can you have godfrey over coleman 😂

[@lee84]

Theo’s ball knowledge is so so bad for someone who does this shit full time 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@samwalsh9336]

i thought theo was taking the piss

[@willnew4359]

Fofana can't go down he's on loan from Chelsea

[@nathankennedy3927]

kinda sad theo left waffling for getting roasted by Tom at least with waffling is more light hearted

[@FAZERUGCLIPS179]

As a Burnley fan got to say Theo's pick of Charlie Taylor is way better then reevs Vitinho Taylor been one of our best players and Vitinho is the worst defender I've ever seen in my life

[@alexfielding7191]

GK: Pickford CB: Mengi CB: Murrillo CB: Branthwaite CDM: Souza CM: Cullen CM: Barkley CAM: Gibbs-white LW: McNeil ST: Adebayo RW: Elanga

[@marchorton6426]

tom chose the best players but 5 of them were midfielders 😂 also theo is the most clueless bloke i’ve ever seen

[@williamloughlin2234]

Kaminski Vitinha Branthwaite tarkowski doughty Onana Barkley gibbs-white Elanga Awoinyi odobert

[@mikeparkinson6727]

Hamer has scored 3 diaz has 4

[@rawirineptune5586]

Tom is actually clueless

[@mattyhalley2339]

Theo’s team was actually hilariously bad