Creating OVERPOWERD SUPERHUMANS in Crusader Kings 3

I attempt the ultimate breeding challenge in Crusader Kings III - to collect all the traits in the game and create the most OVERPOWERED Character. I collected Genius, Beautiful, Pure Blooded, Fecund, Amazonian, Herculean, Shrewd, Athletic, Strong. Follow along as I strategically breed Eugene of France to manipulate their genetics to produce the perfect offspring with a wide range of traits, from genius and strong to attractive and quick.
Thanks so much for watching! It means the absolute world to me!
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[@OttawaWelshman]

Buy CK3 and support the channel: play.crusaderkings.com/OttawaWelshman

[@dragon_ball_sucks_video]

"there is a big polish ck3 community" No there isnt. I cant find anybody to play with, dont lie

[@Swordie050]

Eugene crawled so Eugene could walk so Eugene could run so Eugene could fly so Eugene could soar.

[@Yaseenicus]

Eugene soared headfirst to contracting an STD

[@arzzeyy]

But Eugene flew too high to the sun, and Eugene had saved Eugene from flying to close to the sun, where then Eugene fell down ti the ocean at the speed of a supersonic heat seeking missils

[@thedstroyer0075]

@@arzzeyy and then he sunk to the underworld where he was burned to a crisp, spat back out in 2023 while doing the default dance as 15 naked mole rats did double backflips over his head

[@maxprint2582]

@@thedstroyer0075 🤨

[@skeetsvar162]

​@@thedstroyer0075 I think you meant 15 naked Eugenes.

[@edograzzini1545]

"he's coming for your girl" Sleeps with three men

[@erikvannik5208]

He's coming for your man girl

[@AnomalyINC]

Hide yo husbands, hide yo wives, he seducin' everybody out here!

[@mahpell7173]

man-girl 😶

[@kaelang12]

girl is a gender neutral term here, much like the word "dude " is lol

[@detective2221]

@@kaelang12 No.

[@Zamtrios245]

I love how you focused on the fact the pope was gay, but not the fact that the *Pope* was and *atheist*

[@OttawaWelshman]

Haha no way! I literally didn't even notice that!!!!!

[@connorlambfurlotte]

​@OttawaWelshman it's like when an atheist says "Thank God"

[@ProfessionalDumbss]

Gaythiest

[@isocratist2026]

Being gay and atheist go together

[@TnNBnN]

@@isocratist2026 but not being a pope and gay at the same time.

[@baky8131]

"He's handsome, he's robust, he's a genius!" And we pan over to the next scene, Othon is holding a sword by the blade..

[@OttawaWelshman]

honestly! I put so many of these little jokes in there, which im not sure a lot of people pick up on, it makes me so happy to read comments like this!

[@baky8131]

@@OttawaWelshman You're an incredibly funny individual, I have no idea what this game is even about, and I still don't after watching the video, it seems pretty serious but seeing you play it as a dating simulator made me giggle a few times. Continue to make more and I'll watch them :)

[@ImperativeGames]

He can do that because he is superhuman ^^

[@pierigmorgwenn877]

He's juste thinking outside the box !!

[@theguywiththeoldds3896]

Ermm acktually, there is a sword technique called "half-swording" which includes grabbing and utilizing a sword in unorthodox manner to bludgeon, to make a piercing thrust more accurate, or even hook an opponent. Really interesting look it up

[@maximchernyak4473]

Historians in that world would then ponder on how the most popular names in Europe became Mistake and Disinherited

[@Voltboy1449]

"Here we see the skulls of a mysterious phenomenon where 90% of royal heirs were called mistake and disinherited"

[@JhinTonique]

Man you made me die of laugh

[@idontlikerome2744]

Truly a mystery for the ages lmao

[@Dovahkiif]

I will admit I did not expect this to go from creating a superhuman to creating Europe’s most dangerous bioterrorist.

[@louisfrederick6512]

BAHAHAHAA

[@idontlikerome2744]

Eugene been working for Tinder Umbrella lol

[@bombidil3]

"How is his health still fine!?" -- My brother in Borri, he's herculean.

[@LEE3R0Y]

I made an obese herculean, he was an absolute unit, he kept getting ill but recovering without any medical attention, the tank build is real

[@spider_strand]

Immortality is real now I guess

[@notzombie3703]

28:20 "Honey, I have something to tell you... I slept with the ruler of France" "Omg same, he's so hot right!"

[@ericmyrs]

I had no idea you could abdicate by stress. That's some OP knowledge.

[@stephan4921]

It can trigger some pretty bad events, not worth the risk usually.

[@stephan4921]

​@@mattdeelight It has been a while, so I don't remember everything perfectly, but if I recall there's a chance to either burn everything down (some massive debuffs to your counties) or randomly kill your family. One of those really screwed me over once, so I don't do it anymore ^^

[@oppenbot1717]

@@stephan4921 I had one event where the squirrels in the walls told me to kill my son, so yeah. Stress can really fuck you up...

[@honinakecheta601]

I first got it while playing a Scandinavian playthrough. My character got too stressed and his Amazonian giant daughter was elected the high-queen of Sweden it was hilarious

[@mariox204]

I get it trying to kill me by stress, after that a rebelion ocurr to gave the one that abdicate for stress the throne again, and i repeat the process

[@sevendeadlysquids404]

“Never before seen Eugenics Program” *Unsuccessful Austrian Painter has entered the chat*

[@OttawaWelshman]

Lol I had the same joke written out, and I was like, how do I work this in

[@blazingfiery4632]

Yeah, but this is back in the medieval ages, so the rejected art student can wait for a bit.

[@GrandSnow469]

I don't believe anybody of that descripsion tried eugenics. They were popular at the start of 20th century all around europe, though US was even more into it. If you are talking about Hitler he was straigh up genocidal, not very interested in creating perfect human beings but removing those he didn't like

[@GrimReaper-qp6fv]

Based

[@danii8168]

Heinrich Himmler: *laughing in the corner*

[@Hollow-Eyes]

"This game is turns me into monster." This thought also occurred to as I was kidnapping kids with good traits and then raising them to be perfect wives or husbands for my children,or even my current character if they were young enough.

[@dererstenomadus8215]

Its fun

[@whitewolfsp]

Everytime i play this game i think , im going to try some new traits and always end up picking Blood and Glory Legacies, its to much fun having a Dynasty of Beautiful , Herculean Supergenius people, until your friend , loyal , soulmate wife cheats on you and mess up your family tree .....

[@marinary1326]

Friend, loyal, soulmate *sister-niece-aunt-cousin-wife

[@sandronecromancer]

For me always playing eugenics is boring after years of playing ck2 and then ck3. Game's too easy and each gameplay looks the same. That's why when starting a new playthrough i put on myself some restrictions so it's more immersive and challenging

[@aguy6500]

@@marinary1326 it's just a incest simulator that happens to have some kingdom management

[@alexroman8878]

So make all your women slaves and forbid contacting with anyone ☕️👨🏻 Or kill the women who get pregnant after cheating, or if it’s too late kill those children. Pretty simple family rules☕️👨🏼

[@ARR0WMANC3R]

Seducing the leader of a crusade against you is basically the ultimate power move.

[@000Dragon50000]

The fourth dynasty perk in the Blood tree can actually redefine one semi-bad trait as a positive one for the duration of that campaign (stuff like albino, giant, etc.)

[@cupcakecomrade2378]

wait what? explain please

[@000Dragon50000]

@@cupcakecomrade2378 If you get to that perk and pick one of the "neutral" perks which are currently defined as bad in the game's code, that dynasty perk changes that for members of your dynasty. (So, if you get Blood 4 first and pick Albino, an Albino character who'd otherwise qualify for decisions like Strengthen the Blood isn't disqualified for having that trait anymore because it's not considered a negative trait for people of that dynasty.)

[@AnomalyINC]

@@000Dragon50000 Ooh, that's neat!

[@admontblanc]

@@000Dragon50000 eh, I never realized that perk did that, so I always ended up picking some other thing, nice to know. Giant might also be a nice pick, despite the minor health penalty, if you want to create the ultimate warrior dynasty.

[@sublockdown]

can we talk about how Eugene getting strong, transformed himself, he literally asked the bush spirits for the black panther root

[@kkkk-uh1cu]

Line of alcoholics so strong, they struggle to drink themselves to death at this point

[@kkkk-uh1cu]

Seduce... The gay atheist pope... And get your feelings hurt despite not being gay, somehow, for real. Wow

[@OttawaWelshman]

Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating You waited this long, now stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie! Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Bitch" A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me? Well, I'm back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna Enter in, endin' up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting, in your kid's ears and nesting "Testing, attention, please" Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me I said, this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with Anybody who's talkin' this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You 36-year-old bald headed fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No, I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do Black music so selfishly And used it to get myself wealthy (hey) There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me Kids!

[@spicy_skywalker6155]

When did u start rapping bro?

[@romanvalkansproductions5376]

dude like eminem i guess xddddd

[@sosdeathknight]

Bruh 😂

[@Sterkona]

12:00 This is how a genius holds a blade...fascinating.

[@balintnemes6774]

He is back with the energy of 20 welsh men

[@Johnnyupside]

That's a lot of sheep power

[@burgerking2783]

You superhumans are lucky they haven’t met me

[@samueltmoss]

Your profile pic and name contradict each other how is your existence possible?

[@A_itsar]

​@@samueltmoss no super human can resist the temptation of "Macburger, King of the Donalds"

[@johnconnor8206]

Colonial novogorod guy

[@burgerking2783]

@@johnconnor8206 cover blown abort mission

[@benix598]

This profile is so cursed...

[@mattfugate9029]

21:47 "Princess disappointment 2 sniffer of glue" Bruh hahaha

[@Weyird]

This must have taken forever... I appreciate your dedication to entertain us for 30min.

[@OttawaWelshman]

Thanks for noticing!!

[@jacobteets27]

I knew this man had it in him since the first time I saw his videos man has really stepped it up mad respect

[@adamdolezal7059]

I want to see history books in this timeline talking about how dukes of normandy invaded whole country just to kidnap some girl from different country

[@OttawaWelshman]

How long until we see Haesting creates the most overpowered vikings in france? Submit your guesses below!

[@TheHaiko99]

When do we get the world domination video?

[@turskilepak6089]

is Ottawa Welshman becoming Canadian spiffing brit?

[@Saber_born]

@ottawa Welshman - not sure how to contact you but getting some phishing comment by someone pretending to be you. Here is a copy/paste of their message and link to their profile - ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ғᴀɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛʟɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs❤ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ.. ---kzbin.info/door/9_z3ORszXm5ysVqoPHZFRA

[@OttawaWelshman]

@@Saber_born Can you link me to the comment on the channel?

[@Saber_born]

@@OttawaWelshman Sorry, no. Looks like they deleted it. Sneaky bastards

[@purpledevilr7463]

Celtic cultures are pretty good for this, as they have access to Tanistry elective. It allows for selecting an heir from anyone in your dynasty tree.

[@Oli-Chan]

In this video you single*handedly seduced 18 queens and 3 kings with a single character. Good job, this was extremely funny to watch.

[@doggerlander]

I could do that irl

[@lafarfalla2273]

Eugene bears a pretty striking resemblance to one lord Farquad

[@elise_simp]

0:13 unspoken rizz hit me so hard

[@rasplez9889]

My favourite thing to do is create a god-emperor and make literal primarchs to control all the other parts of my empire. Imagine my surprise when I actually got twins once, I couldn't resist calling them Alpharius and Omegon.

[@sargentthiccboi9333]

This is my favorite part about this game. The dynasty mechanic is so good and so much fun

[@helafinwe]

"You shall be named.... princess mightnotmakeit" Hooly crap, i completely lost it. Great line delivery

[@kahrih]

Aimed at Eugene, got Lord Farquaad

[@le0castle]

Your videos are awesome, thank you for taking the time to make such entertaining content! The part where the perfect genes son was beheaded so that the young Eugene could rule was brutal and hilarious haha

[@power3151]

i really enjoy your rolelplay and storytelling one can see the amount of time you have put in this video gj man also the little bit of odd humor is really enjoyable

[@faelcks4155]

Damn, this is a cool thing. I Always tried to do something similar. A giant herculean bloodline. The knights where super overpowered. Hey, also, a question. Is possible to make a gameplay trying to change the religion of a lot of kings and emperors to non-Catholic non-Viking non-Islamic religion? I think could be fun, or could be.. annoying

[@micayahritchie7158]

I think you go religious with your first guy and then intrigue after. It would have to be polygamous though and you'd need to be a decent size so you can make alliances and fend off holy wars

[@CryForHappyness]

Not sure why this got recommended but had an absolute blast, amazing naming skills and humour :D

[@prajwolshrestha3462]

Hi, maybe starting in iberia and ending the Iberian struggle would be way faster than romancing. It gives like 10k renown I think.

[@Ulyanov.11]

the drunkard eugene could drink so much they will be writing songs about his iron bladder for eons to come

[@jacobmoitt8395]

Great video as always bro! The edits you have now are nice its cool to see how far you've come. Keep it up!

[@OttawaWelshman]

The Day 1 enters the chat! 😍

[@alexrain9316]

the random czech phrase you put in there as you were seducing the queen of moravia caught me so off guard lmao

[@Jackthat1]

Lord Farquaad simulator looking lit.

[@plamenyonkov9154]

You can get higher stats if you personally educate your kids while having the perk pedagory from the scholar tree, finishing the tree should get you a lot more stuff and 20% from councilors stats as well. And finally the patriarch tree should give you a few extra stats here and there.

[@BaneTheMan]

Eugene looks like Prince Charming and as he said "Norished Fucquad"

[@Strat-Guides]

I don't even play CK3 but I can't click away... What did I just watch?! Great vid!

[@Nosewrecky]

Just started watching this channel, the amount of editing is really entertaining in this video lol, can tell you put work in

[@Alex-po9dv]

Omfg so good you're back! I always enjoy your videos!

[@admontblanc]

A better motto would have been: "All failures shall be forgotten."

[@spoofedivan65]

Bro i swear content creators like you and spiff makes it really fun to watch these types of games even though i can never play them because i suck at management

[@luminaryprism75]

“Looks like the pope is a little gay” ignores that he’s atheist

[@timschen7500]

Idk why, but sometimes i love to listen to people like you , who play games i would never play. I dont understand a single thing, but ur editing skill + the things u show in those videos is "IMO" godlike. Keep it up ;*

[@PrestiJV]

I was missing your content and this one was so much fun, great content dude.

[@cba2make1up]

Dude I genuinely missed your videos, you never miss

[@archon_maenad]

I've never had a game of CK3 not devolve into eugenics, so this should be fun to watch

[@TheSocialStreamers]

This man out here using maths instead of just sleeping with everything blindly. Massive L.

[@nathanhaywood273]

You're so funny Ottawa Welshmen. Love the CK3 content!

[@zakariahbensaid8114]

I have an idea. Could you do a play through starting in 1066, where you must become a King, but you can only marry lowborn characters. I feel like this would be challenging, but I’m sure you could do it!

[@zdvxr]

Man just gave every royal in the known world an STD.

[@LunaKesseki]

I'm so happy you dropped a video I have been checking almost daily

[@OttawaWelshman]

You'll be happy in the next few days too then I guess :)

[@simoncodrington]

You're back again! Another great one mate 🥇

[@redaizu6104]

NOT YOU BANGING THE POPE AND HIM STILL COMING AFTER YOU LMAO

[@datscrazy4095]

“Don’t be silly wrap your Willy” 💀

[@blackfalcon1324]

Be good or be disinherited caught me off guard. That is hilarious

[@anonymooseplays3905]

Woah, this was really good! The challenge was neat, though admittedly there are harder ones out there. But what really got me was the commentary quality. Mainstream KZbin comedy has been deluding over time because, well, if you thread the needle a little too much the channel may get hit with le D WORD! But you still manage to stay at an acceptable level where you don't consider 90% of the funny jokes too edgy to be made. That being said, I love your content and can't wait to see you form the HWE (Holy Welsh Empire) 50 years from game start by playing LONG as Polish INBRED Vikings, which will certainly be your TOUGHEST MOST IMPOSSIBLE challenge yet, keep at it my man!

[@Dexterous_Dastard]

Eugene III was giving off some pretty strong Mr. Nimbus vibes TBH

[@sparks3430]

Every video you post is great! So glad to have you back

[@OttawaWelshman]

Thats the goal! Any OW video you ever watch should leave you happy :D Thanks so much!

[@Pitbulluss]

30:31 No way you used the czech dubbing of "Hello there"! That's so cool, thanks!

[@beesly01]

14:35 And I thought the Spiffing Brit had some sound bites to treasure off this game.

[@gamerguy9961]

Lord farquad if he was a giga chad.

[@Shamshere13]

This was so good! Very entertaining. :)

[@Morganwilliams2w]

i wonder if this dude is actually welsh, cause it's nice to see people from my country doing well for themselves.

[@wiki2075]

Canadian Spiffing Brit. "The Spiffing Aye" is your new name.

[@toastingtoast161]

great video, I was laughing the entire time😂

[@cane6074]

Did not know the Bene Gesserit were around in this time period!

[@2ME_Maskedman]

Queen margaruitte looking at Frisia like “….something’s familiar about that place.”

[@todo9633]

You missed a huge opportunity not saying "Welcome Ottowan and Otto-All"

[@EffableLemming]

Ah man, you're hilarious! And now I want to try Crusader Kings..

[@theroaster5804]

So very glad he made the malnutrition lord farquad joke

[@overlock9282]

love the spiffing brit quote.

[@KingDaddyRico]

You deserve this sub bro, this was hilarious

[@ruhloflaw6709]

Yes! Ottawa, beautiful, exciting Ottawa, home of the 1967 World Expo.

[@Blackda222]

Dude. U are funny. Second video in on ur channel and I know illl be watching more ahaha ❤

[@gentlyweepz7711]

6:05 Asian Parents when you don’t immediately become a doctor after birth.

[@Taco_burrito]

He’s a genius….. holds the sword by the blade 😂

[@OrcsGoBackToMordor]

Paradox looking at you like why you making us work harder.

[@ForrestSentinel]

2:40 Eugene kinda looks like King Logan from Fable 3, just missing the facial hair.

[@thegrimghoul]

WE’RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETS HERE JACK.

[@fearslayersoro1589]

lord farquad

[@dogwithsunglasses4051]

Me after his Intro: But this is just regular CK 3

[@thefelix420420]

has a french canadien the eugenie bouchard reference kinda hit on the good spot . well done , well done.

[@OttawaWelshman]

She do be the pride of QC luul

[@onaleronapule9747]

Your content us amazing man keep going bro i believe in you

[@ecargfosreya]

I laughed so hard watching this one - thanks

[@HonzaMatejicek]

Great video! And the Czech 'Nazdarek' (hello there) for Great Moravia is just a cherry on the top. Oh man, how long it takes to play such a game?

[@OttawaWelshman]

Long time haha 😄 😆 thanks for such a nice comment

[@bubik-lo4ox]

Bro byli jsme ve videu u borce z Kanady let's gooo Řehoř

[@zlotyszczur.]

My brain couldn't even think of challanges like that and that's why i love this guy

[@anonymanonymus4706]

That is just the definition of "I ain't gay, but 20$ is 20$"

[@HomelessNoob34]

that was Epic, you just got my subscription

[@clement8078]

oh my god, you got the "Hello there" in french, love it :D

[@stupidboy2797]

22:58 when you become too cool to die even if you want to

[@LastGoatKnight]

My internet just died by the magnificent trait of the future-past Eugene ( future for me because I can't watch the damn video because my unoccupied net has died for some damn reason, and past for you since you uploaded this video 11 months ago)