Making a One Man Army in Total Warhammer 3

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0:00 - Introduction
0:05 - Premise
1:03 - Rules
1:25 - War Thunder Sponsorship
2:16 - Act I: The Reckoning
17:40 - Act II: Manifest Destiny
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[@thefrogmagician9866]

Okay 😔

[@Ipuntmidgets1]

The elves would win just because Orion is stronk like that when declaring war against everyone

[@TheGloriousMoron]

Crashing planes into Ship doesn't work, I have tried

[@mosi1234]

Why do you make these warhammer videos so much fun to watch

[@comedycorpse9768]

off subject but what software do you use for editing and how long does it take to edit your videos on general ? im considering youtube as a side project and its a daunting task for someone who just started. btw love the warhammer videos on your channel, they are great. keep doing you man

[@l.c.7168]

The best faction to declare war on everyone is Orion's wood elves. You get less upkeep per enemy you're at war with. Eventually, you are paying zero upkeep for dozens of armies. It is glorious.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Twenty five factions for faction wide free upkeep. The downside woodelves. Maximum two local recruitment per turn with about eleven settlements that you can actually recruit from. Silver lining each general with six points in the blue line is +1 Global recruitment slots.

[@genericprofile2381]

You dont get guns though.

[@gabrielmelnik6796]

Nono You got it all wrong, it's skarbrand

[@TheLionElJonson]

@@gabrielmelnik6796 Why?

[@davidtorgerson8970]

@@TheLionElJonson bloodlust is one kind of a drug

[@Patterrz]

These are easily my favourite total war videos

[@maltegyll5265]

how are you everywhere?

[@vinnythepans]

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[@RK-cj4oc]

You were my childhood man. Thank you.

[@dfastillo]

Pokémon man moving to total war now

[@blazeo8939]

Basically the only total war videos

[@Volvith]

"This sword makes everyone declare war on you." Normal players: "That's horrible." Kleaper: _"Oh my god automation yes please thank you."_

[@light6666]

50 turns later: we can throw the sword away and save everyone.. however *bigger sword*

[@nalthanzo4648]

Noctilus becoming a new Chaos God through overwhelming cannon fire and big crabs is truly the pinnacle of Warhammer lore.

[@skylercalebalviola7007]

Noctilus Chaos god of.. "tomfoolery".

[@alfasolmega4458]

​@@skylercalebalviola7007God of minimum wage

[@registeredwarcriminal980]

​@@alfasolmega4458chaos god of American engineering

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

​@@registeredwarcriminal980chaos god of use more brrrt.

[@thundergaming155]

Chaos god of manifest destiny

[@ShinjiIkari565]

I feel like he's reached internet historian status. Where every time he uploads they're bangers, but he only uploads once every fifty years.

[@mauicez5040]

i really wish he would drop more but i know TW:W3 is a LONG game

[@ShinjiIkari565]

@@mauicez5040 the wait is worth it though

[@SteppingRazor762]

It’s almost like taking your time on a video is a good thing 🤔

[@0krana333]

@@mauicez5040 tbh i just rewatch his videos over and over again so i can wait for the next masterpiece

[@LilPlagueToad]

@@mauicez5040 On top of the editing, the editing is great and I can't tell you how many times one of his quick edits made me chuckle with his line delivery

[@deazynuts7174]

Ok but Belakor coming in out of nowhere to screw you out of attaining godhood in the form taking the final trait is not only hilarious, its also kinda lore accurate.

[@steves578]

Belakor in lore did A LOT of trolling.

[@masterchefoftheuscc7943]

He did that to vashtor in 40k ha

[@Willdroyd]

You want to be strong? Nah, take some weapon strength, control and replenishment!

[@scorch3677]

AND HERE COMES BELAKOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

[@axios4702]

You think Tzeench convinced the gods to create Be'lakor as anti-new god fail safe? A daemon eternally on a quest to become the 5th, uknowingly cursed to never achieve godhood and hell bent on preventing anyone from doing it before himself.

[@akcartman1]

i dont think people understand just how hard to create, play, edit a campaign like this and compress it in a funny 20 min video. Absolute massive props, subbed and liked

[@kevin_aldo]

Its 35mnts

[@Thetruepianoman]

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[@murmurrrr]

He's playing on an easy difficulty level, that makes it rather easyl

[@edwardking9359]

​@murmurrrr still a lot of effort to play that many battles and then edit it down into an entertaining video. It's not about the actual skill shown in game.

[@Bossfightmedia]

@@murmurrrr You really have no Idea how much goes into creating that.

[@AlexLorentzenloganjamesalex]

trait limit is actually 40 but it adds traits the moment you start making progress to them, meaning you had 10 inactive traits. you were just lucky to get a nice even number. Look it up for a mod that fixes it

[@cowforceseven7328]

You just condensed over a hundred turns of intense warfare into the best 30 minute total war video I've ever seen. You are gifted.

[@javicoca]

Very impressive stuff

[@APT4Tech]

30 gifts to be exact. 😄

[@FLoooT]

29:30 "when you outnumber them 1700 to 14 and you're losing", ah I love the Warhammer universes.

[@Sara3346]

Yeah the Dark Elves in fantasy are ridiculous, many factions are like high medival levies with some renniasance gear and they are rocking the equivalent of WW2 eara battleships in their navy, having an airforce of dragons, and manticores, chariots pulle dby teams of raptors with the biggest crossbows on the planet pretty, much and on and on and on. Then again the american empire as it stood in like 1930 whose vibes they were clearly going for was also a wee bit over powered.

[@MyLittleZergling]

Okay new theory: you’re not playing as the faction lord you choose, you’re playing as the sword of khaine that chooses the faction lord it wants to control

[@commanderdemonno9819]

so i imagine that choosing to reject the sword is just the sword of khaine giving up?

[@MyLittleZergling]

good point. most people dont finish their campaigns either @@commanderdemonno9819​

[@andrew3203]

@@commanderdemonno9819 That option is only the illusion of choice. Nobody gives up the sword.

[@gilgamesh7084]

“How does power beyond comprehension feel?” Really makes me want to see a run Archaon booking it for Sok at the start of the game. Be pretty funny to watch the rampage

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

Ulthuan would've been immediately turned into Dark Elf territory if that happens.

[@fraxtorgaming]

When he went “this is total war” and total warred everyone made me shiver

[@greatgoofy484]

William booty catcher

[@MasterLukasVideos]

I agree

[@arctic3601]

Shiver me timbers

[@Tom-oj7si]

I'm gonna total war all over your face 😈

[@eddiejohansson8040]

personally loved the part where he said "its vampire coastin' time" and vampire coasted all over the place

[@BRaMMeG]

Let me say this once: We want you to make more Total War Warhammer videos. This was amazing.

[@Tom-oj7si]

+1

[@ukwarrior89]

can you say it again i didnt hear you the first time

[@alexkaplan6581]

Some Chorfs would be fun. Enslave the world!

[@xanethestrange7659]

This and RimWorld Well if I'm being honest his content is just amazing in general

[@discipleofdagon8195]

Count Noctilus (formerly Niklaus Von Carstein) is the pinnacle of the "fuck this, I'm gonna go be a pirate" mindset during the age of exploration. Dude used a spell to LIFT HIS CASTLE OUT OF THE GROUND AND TURN IT INTO A BOAT. He looked at the dark elf black ark and said "doesnt feel homely enough" so he just took his home with him.

[@brandonmidkiff8200]

0:00 Introduction 0:05 Premise 1:03 Rules 1:25 War Thunder Sponsorship 2:47 Act I: The Reckoning 17:40 Act II: Manifest Destiny

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

I know it takes 2-3 months for every vid, but the degree of comedy the Script has is amazing and worth the wait

[@LoveFae95]

The quality has gone massively up recently and I'm loving it

[@ezzzzyyy]

This man's humor is absolutely 11/10, literally hilarious

[@Nicole-dk1cn]

"the age old art form of minimum wage" - I'm in tears. You make this game so entertaining.

[@voidserver]

Congrats on the sponsor! It's great to see your channel grow

[@Gorbz]

Fun thing about those traits is that while there is a limit of 30, you might not get 30 as even going in to force march once, for example, locks in the resultant trait as one of the 30, but does not tell you until you have met the requirements for it to appear. Having a general do every action once, fight every faction once, and hang out in low control settlements with construction for one turn will lock out over half your trait slots and give back nothing.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Yeah this is why I don’t comprehend people who say traitmanager is cheating. Sure if you want you can make a 1mDS lord but at the same time without it avoiding traits till you have the 30 you want is tedious as fuuuuuuuuu. Especially on your faction LL as recruiting a single unit means a slot is gone.

[@Killersean900]

Y’know, I just wanted to leave this comment here to tell you that I absolutely adore your videos. Your humor and editing makes me laugh like very few other things can. Thank you, Grim Kleaper, for these hilarious videos.

[@BirchMonkey857]

Judging by how many times I've watched these four Total Warhammer videos, I think it's safe to say I agree with many when I say please make more.

[@mranderson9553]

i imagine this actually helps promote world peace, all the factions will get a relationship buff with each other due to their mutual hate of you

[@teosandev6116]

The Sasuke Solution.

[@masterhand9305]

​@@teosandev6116 and Big Boss solution.

[@user-fl7zn2tn9q]

Code Geass Requiem

[@lavabeard5939]

I think the trait limit is actually 40, but you get invisible traits when trait challenges are partially completed, which eats up a trait slot.

[@lees1159]

I can only imagine the amount of work that must go into productions like this. Well done man. I'm gonna stick around for more.

[@lordsesshomaru8960]

Seeing that Sun Dragon get humiliated like that at 14:07 just made my day as a Morathi main. 😂💀

[@Josuegurrola]

34:40 Needless to say the end times (with all triggers) is madness. It's like losing 2 to 10 years of lifespam.

[@nightwingbrund1825]

Loved the last one and was waiting for another, probably watched the other 3 Warhammer videos like 10 times each.

[@jogurcik2879]

same

[@mrhalfwit972]

I've watched the settra video enough times to have it all in memory. I have a problem.

[@nightwingbrund1825]

@@mrhalfwit972 same

[@dobbers9921]

Being Cambodian made that random ass line side-splittingly hilarious. Just as I was thinking "Wait a minute... We're not Thai!" the map marker in Japan popped up and elevated the joke from a belly laugh to an outright wheezing one. Very well played, my dude. Very well played indeed.

[@settratheimperishable7800]

Puss in Boots getting charged for his multiple accounts of genocide at the Nuremberg Trials 9:53

[@jogurcik2879]

I really enjoy your total war warhammer content❤ Keep going!

[@daud8059]

12:50 The generic problem with wielding the Sword [of Khaine] is that it will make everyone declare war on you. For us that’s not a problem but a feature.

[@mirandamanga9083]

I laughed

[@cavsmoody3270]

I have never seen a guy so good doing his video’s, the cut the humor the approach. It’s damn near perfect!

[@SamFisherFG]

Seriously, you need to do more of these, ive watch your 3 campaign videos like 30 times, i can definitely see you blowing up cause of these.

[@yigitpala1]

I don't even play Total War, nor I'm interested in the Warhammer universe. That's how good these videos are.

[@naimyguy1622]

If i could mainline endless videos of this quality into my veins 24/7 i might

[@brokenthread8126]

I just got into a warhammer and found your videos. I've never been more into a game. It was so fun to play, and I'm excited to see what comes of your videos. Hope to see you around more.

[@TeteBruleeFR]

Excellently made with a great rhythm. Nice story telling. I loved all the references. Truly, a great deal of efforts went into this. A well deserved like, good sir!

[@zacharydonofrio7285]

The pace and tone of all of grim’s videos make them 1000% better

[@LilPlagueToad]

It was your Settra video that got me into Total War and Warhammer as a whole, not even kidding, I'm now deep into the Warhammer 40k and fantasy lore and have nealry 200 hours in TW:W3 now, thank you Kleaper for showing me the pearly gates and fiery hells of the insanity that is this game!

[@cosaicole7139]

I don't know why or how but I can't stop watching this video. It's just so fluid and well done I'm not tired it even watching it again

[@boywithacrush]

I have watched this video at least 5 times and will likely watch it again and again as its such nice back ground content as well. Editing style is hilarious and very entertaining.

[@silverpact1008]

This is an hour old video, I just finished it's 35 minute runtime. 25 minutes into it being posted, I started it. I knew not. I only saw a TW:WH3 Grim Kleaper video, and knew i'd enjoy my time. I am happy to see more will come.

[@BirchMonkey857]

NICE. I've been hoping for more Total Warhammer from you. Noctilus v. Door actually made me laugh out loud, not just exhale through my nose or chuckle.

[@Me_Myself_and_Eye]

well done! you worked hard on this, bravo!

[@batqrince]

so happy to see you go full-time, i absolutely adore your content and i cant wait to watch you grow

[@drageus9059]

I feel like with every Total War Warhammer video you upload, there comes up another faction that I'd love to play as when I once buy the game

[@RealTykan]

the amount of editing this takes respect

[@jamesmurray784]

No idea how I've gone years of being a Warhammer fan and never seen a single one of your videos. This has ben a hell of an experience. Subscribed 👍

[@spazyboy321]

This is fantastic, Glad I found you! Will be sharing you with my friends!

[@mosckvinho7027]

The content is so good that I spend weeks watching the Warhammer videos on this channel. I am extremely happy that the channel is doing well.

[@bobbybolivia9304]

I love the narration! So well integrated! Noctilus and the boiz tore it up baby

[@destrofury9729]

I absolutely love videos like this! I have rewatched this video 3 times in just a matter of days

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

LegendofTotalWar: Hey I've seen this one before, it's a classic!

[@mikeyhunt1844]

Love the videos man keep up the good work!

[@user-oy3wn3hy7m]

YES! Finally the channel that puts songs used into description, WITH timecodes! Thank you so much for that!

[@zheros81]

The quality of this video is absolutely wild! Easy sub, hope to see more warhammer in the future :D Best of luck

[@sanspapyrus2932]

Literally the best channel I found a few of your rimworld vids ago and have binging everything twice since Keep it up!

[@underinkwolf]

I love it when Kleaper releases these videos. Somehow they can only get better, now we have reached the Undead US Navy

[@finrod2732]

This was amazing to watch! Thank you!

[@GamingWins]

Easily the best ad spot i’ve ever seen. Inspiring me that WE CAN have fun with these reads!!

[@josemiguelbecerra5199]

Singehandly got me into this series of games and I’m about to play my first campaign thanks dude these videos are crazy

[@TheSniperpal]

I was hoping this was coming lol. Surprised he didn’t use Orion though

[@pedroalfonzo3468]

Honestly didn't know this game, never were into total war games, AND EVEN THO I FREAKING LOVE THIS VIDEOS. Makes me curious about all the mechanics and factions of the game. Awesome videos!

[@kei.sec907]

you're genuinely funny, your writing is solid, keep it up man

[@arcane2631]

Belakor serves the chaos gods once again, clearly tzeentch just used him to troll you and stop you from truly ascending with the last trait

[@royalbluegaming7763]

Love your Total War content

[@SpoonsYT]

Let's FUCKING go, Kleaper. Started watching you around the time you uploaded that Rimworld zombie mod video, and boy am I happy to see how much you've grown in both presentation and script writing. I guarantee you that your just gonna keep growing if you keep going. This video is no exception, I've never touched a Total Warhammer game and yet I was entertained the entire way through.

[@DuPSgamER]

I watched this masterpiece 3 times now over the last 5 months - its just fire mate.

[@TehWunderward1]

Funny, was my first faction. Love your Warhammer vids and you played my fav faction! Great stuff

[@BlizzardAcolyte]

- The sad thing is, as informative and engaging as it was…all I kept thinking about while watching the 2nd half was how I wish the Monstrous Arcanum was available to all factions. It would be funny to see the Necrofex Armada up against all those Monster Hunts and what clashes of titans those would all turn into - 25:12 I'm so jealous that you spawned Celestial Storm...I still haven't personally seen them yet

[@user-yv6dx2oi2r]

One of the only channels to mix humor and good editing while still having quality content

[@chaugen15]

SO enjoyable to watch. Big fan of RTS games and your commentary is gold

[@sieghart113vn]

This is the ideal Warhammer playthrough. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[@run414]

Am I imagining things, or is the music around 7:15 the Zerg music from Starcraft? Edit: The Starcraft Terran music also plays at 27:41!

[@Bangbangboy007]

Such a great video. Well done!

[@ashlykc]

Dude..that that great was a lot of fun to watch keep it up

[@nagisa3523]

Hope we get loads more war crime videos dude!

[@matohunter3564]

In the final battle how many kills did our Psycho Pirate Lord get?

[@TheGrimKleaper]

About 1700

[@Dennis_Reckless]

Dude your Videos are insane, now your doing fulltime there will be even more great things to come

[@convoludedduded5086]

Yessss. The absolute best videos for WH 3 by you! Thank you!

[@aRandomCook]

Truly a glorious day when the Grim kleaper blesses us with his presence Praise the bird man ＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

[@amongusgaming123]

That moment when Noctilus said "Its I hate snowing time" and I hate snowed all over the place had me in tears

[@malazanmarine2959]

That was the greatest and most compelling warthunder ad ive ever seen.

[@Treyson.h]

I was thinking about doing something like this a few days ago, your video timing is perfect! Now I can see if it'll be fun or not

[@Jee11164]

Gun

[@Jee11164]

Also first

[@Little_nugget_king]

Gun

[@DifficultInside]

I think you should stream your content on twitch and make videos out of them like this one! I would love to watch all 1000 hours of gameplay from you!

[@phrsilva]

This was one of the best videos i've watched in a while, thank you very much

[@thexophros]

Superb stuff, your comedic timing is on point.

[@Decinomic0n]

A viva piñata reference in 2023? Someone else actually knows about that game?

[@warhammer_enjoyer]

True pacifist

[@Blue-xq3kb]

glad your getting enough support to go full time, keep doing what you like

[@ExodusEditCrew]

This is the most entertaining thing I've watched this year.

[@beestings22]

The amount of content showcased in this one video has shown me that this might just be the most variable and sandbox video game I’ve ever seen

[@eliabiundo8874]

I have been loughing through this whole video thank you!!!

[@swaim6995]

When ever i see you play warhammer, it activates my dopamine receptors higher than The Count's ward save. Keep up the good work and make even more fantastic videos!

[@mr.tuttles8288]

Congrats on getting full time! Love the Warhammer vids!