If You're Armed At the Glenmont Metro, Please Shoot Me | Creep Cast

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[@CreepPodcast]

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[@TYPHON2713]

More of this guy, please 🙏

[@JerseyPup76]

Recommendation! I recommend “I’m a criminal profiler, but not even I can explain the gruesome events taking place at Fever Cabin” or just “I’m a Criminal Profiler” It’s REAALLY interesting and I would love to hear your guy’s take on the story and especially the ending. It has the same feel as the left right game. very well written and has that gruff country perspective. Just putting this here for a better chance at y’all seeing it lol

[@BoinkrNanis]

"He was my buddy! He was in pain! I put him down!" Ngl, how I view my doggo...

[@heleni1234]

ROCKET MONEY IS A SCAM JUST LIKE HONEY

[@heleni1234]

IT’S A SCAMMM

[@Moshie107]

I love how we got like 5 sentences into the story and then they began a 20 minute rant about shooting hunter in the head

[@pros_0143]

"You NEED to kill me Isaya"

[@papaspoon1550]

"I dont mean to side-track but..." *proceeds to derail*

[@bethanymason5255]

Grandpa would of done it

[@imFluey]

It's what makes Creep Cast so good

[@daisyjoy242]

It makes me wonder if they talk about things similar

[@ice._bear]

Not even 10 minutes in and Hunter is under a tractor and Isaiah is on a mobility scooter holding a deer rifle moving towards him at 1mile per 12,000 year on hunter's farm

[@fakename658]

Lmaoooo. The way Hunter argued and WANTED Isaiah to sh00t him was so funny

[@willypete9439]

The plot twist being that Isaiah is actually Hunter's grandfather, and Hunter's dog is trapped under the tractor

[@rivmusix]

Brother 🤣

[@Ebbako]

hunters farm, where mr wellers lies

[@eloragames]

this comment made me laugh, tysm

[@okayimsorry5473]

I think of the mercy killing discussion as the male equivalent of "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

[@adomination1128]

would you still eat me if i was a bug?

[@TomTucker4157]

Hunter shouldve kept the beard, dear god.

[@fakename658]

It isssss onfg

[@ErinKTheWriter]

Fr tho

[@lucasportasio]

Yes and wendigoon should've just said "yeah" instead of arguing, just like the worm question

[@ashirtlessrussianyeti6958]

Imagine he sees someone with a gun approaching, taking eons to get closer, his hope building up in his heart over the course of a millennium, just to see him shoot the wrong dude in the subway at a different bench.

[@britishaviator5942]

And then he has to go through the 5.02214179×1023 stages of grief over the next 240 years.

[@nirvanafan849]

Lmao great comment

[@normharr]

The glasses and moustache make Hunter look like he’s about to turn his body cam off

[@mitchmitch892]

Hooters shirt helps too

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Love how at least one of them looks like they're a cop at every video recently

[@iyjni1971]

💀

[@Lenn869]

disgusting guy

[@ikhoonyejelem2967]

As a black man I would NOT want to be pulled over by him😂

[@talie2260]

Isaiah: I would literally take in your family as if they’re my own if you died and/or there was an apocalypse. Hunter: You selfish bastard.

[@Honeybunny_bun]

Their dynamic is that of a cartoon honestly i love it, i need to see a show with characters that match this energy 😭

[@OkiSmokey]

@@Honeybunny_bunLITERALLY SAME LOL- I see people complain about them like they’re not just little guys on the screen in cartoony situations

[@umadbroyo2388]

Also Hunter: I wont give your wife anything if you die...

[@karisdietrich1964]

@@umadbroyo2388The contrast is insane 😂

[@umadbroyo2388]

@@karisdietrich1964 I enjoy that way more than the best story they could read🤣

[@BB-pc2xi]

Hunter with a small toy tractor on his stomach on his farm: "Isaiah there's no time, hurry!"

[@natashawashington5804]

Lmao 😂

[@Yummomummo]

This would make for some great fan art

[@SweetTea_Tree]

Isaiah with a water gun: “I’m so sorry Hunter I can’t bring myself to do it!”

[@rogirek3362]

I wead dis in Huntew's cwassic widdwe-kid-who-gets-bwasted-wiff-shotgun voice.

[@SweetTea_Tree]

@ I’m the dog his grandpa shot

[@MizunoEnma]

Being such a good and loving father that your Anti-Christ child comes back in her demon form one last time to say goodbye and loves you enough to calculate the odds of her seeing you again.

[@mcoupe69]

Maybe that’s the percentage chance he will go to h E double hockey sticks

[@sindrevangenrobberstad2889]

@@mcoupe69 Oh my gosh, that's very interesting actually

[@khyrmiee]

​@@mcoupe69 that's the chance he has to "experience any post mortem stuff" how it's described in the story. She knows that either he will for certain go to the "bad" place if he experiences anything after death or that in any place he goes to after death she will be able to reach him

[@harmzwaneveld9445]

"Am i the asshole for adopting a miniature baby creature from hell?" When i (35M) adopted Helen (666F)...

[@maryamtara2934]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tw0Dots]

666F 😂

[@luancosta199]

Love the idea of a demon being born as a polly pocket

[@duckafarts]

that feels like the plot of a webtoon lol

[@caleighhraee]

A miniature baby creature from Hell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@guitarherowannabee]

The 20 minute intro of meat trying to convince wendi to old yeller him could have been its own video

[@Fritz-co4pb]

Yeah. I like the once per episode skits they have. It's the best part

[@bubukechu114]

literally laughing my ass off the whole time. their friendship is so palpable

[@martindorn3983]

I know right? An hour and fifteen minute long video and twenty minutes of it is hunter trying to convince Wendi to kill him? They could have easily doubled the bit. I don’t know why they’re holding out on us like this

[@fakename658]

Soooo fucking funny

[@yamum2580]

The “BOOM” took me tf out😂

[@ashertonic2798]

The Dionaea Tractor: exists Hunter: It's going to squash me like a bug

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Every time Hunter said bug I twitched.

[@MadamFoogie]

Eat me like a bug.

[@tylerdavis3]

@@Kyryyn_Lyyh same😭😭😭😭 just waiting for him to say eat me like a bug🤣🤣

[@vcr1991]

eat me like a bug

[@lorewhore4195]

I watch Dionaea House over and over just for the "u wearin those little mysterious panties i like jen?" parts it absolutely kills me EVERY TIME. Especially since it's right around the eat me like a bug section as well, I have tears in my eyes for a lot of it because of how funny THEY find it as well.

[@Reese_sRandoms]

Second story is absolutely insane but it’s written so well that it’s still able to encapsulate the cosmic horror of the situation. I teared up when the main character explained why he was writing the story in the first place, despite everything he still loved his daughter and wanted to be with her.

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

Does it remind anyone else of “The Great God Pan?”

[@caleighhraee]

@@Shapes_Quality_Controlwhat is that?! Please post a link even though we can’t click it 😂

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

@@caleighhraee It’s this very spooky short story by Arthur Machen. Inspired a lot of Lovecraft’s stylings and if you ask me is a lot better than most of old Howard’s stuff. If you are looking for a good reading of the story I can’t recommend highly enough Horror Babble’s reading here on KZbin.

[@MrDeathBunny]

​@@caleighhraeeit would probably be deleted, youtube keeps deleting comments with links unfortunately

[@RetraDox]

Wendigoon - *stubs his toe* Meat - “there’s nothing we can do” Wendigoon - “what do you…… Meat - *shoots Wendigoon in the head* “you’re welcome”

[@anzuaoix]

I absolutely understand that you’re shortening “MeatCanyon”, but referring to Hunter as just “Meat” is very offputting

[@djag-c7s]

BOOM! BOOM!

[@chloehollenbaugh668]

Hunter pulls up in a mobility scooter

[@RetraDox]

@chloehollenbaugh668 bahahahaha not even looking at him. Gun laying sideways on his lap and just pulls the trigger. Startles himself and just rolls away

[@graven6102]

@@anzuaoix Someone also might only know him or mostly know him as Papa Meat

[@AlexxKister]

these are hands down my favorite stories you guys have read

[@daisyjoy242]

Hello Alexx, how have you been doing

[@puffheadthegreate8527]

Holy moly it's john Mandela the creator of catalogue

[@GrinchedHeavy]

Not Borrasca or PenPal?

[@liamanthonyalanpearson3419]

Stolen tounges is easily the best and scariest but these are close

[@treysonbates6110]

Hey Alex nice seeing you here

[@jakethebenrad1857]

Honestly I get why the MC was suicidal, the glenmont metro is the closest thing to hell that this world has to offer

[@avicarnonbagel279]

It's not that bad of a station. Parking is super convenient.

[@Literally_Deez_Nuts]

MC? Mister Cheese?

[@mynamo12]

@@avicarnonbagel279lmao

[@Thalidomide5150]

Lmao

[@theresawambach773]

Finally found the DMV commenter who also got triggered by the title 😂

[@baddragonite]

21:40 Moral of the story, Isaiah and Hunter should avoid tractors

[@Nachtmar3]

“I swear that’s what the dog said to me your honor” - A man in a mobility scooter.

[@eletricprince9161]

The dog was reaching😂

[@jackrivard6668]

Dude😂😂

[@babyscarzoomin8145]

​@eletricprince9161 the dog was black, your honor!

[@Dagadillo]

"And that's when the Ambien kicked in" is always a great line

[@roachdoggjr2883]

Here comes the hatman. He'll reach you in 3 million years.

[@caleighhraee]

Dude ambien is not for people with my level of anxiety (which is extremely mild I’ll say)

[@geohost6811]

"You can bleed, I will pray for you" is such a hard line. Sounds like something the villainous pastor would say after mortally wounding you for uncovering his mafia-backed money laundering scheme.

[@xddlct9549]

this hyper specific scenario is extremely relatable

[@shooterDisease]

Father Yaga

[@rencunin]

padre from cyberpunk2077

[@felixjohnson3874]

I read this as "Monkey laundering scheme"

[@GLORIOUSCHONK]

Joseph Seed?

[@-Atme]

1:21:29 did you hear the cut after Isaiah did that little laugh? The editor cut out a Jeff goldblum impression and I’m outraged

[@caleighhraee]

Now you’re making me go back 😂

[@meoryou7632]

I'm engulfed in rage

[@Reyokultsia]

I didn't know I needed to hear Wendigoon scream in frustration "WHY DO YOU NEED THE ASSHOLE?!"

[@TellingSalt]

Timestamp?

[@babyscarzoomin8145]

13:17

[@caleighhraee]

Well my grandpa had a colostomy bag for only 2 months and he despised it. But he also threatened us with poking a hole in it and spraying it on us 😂 It’s not fun to have unless you’re weird like my grandpa

[@suzibean]

"If I can't enjoy my shit then I don't want to live anymore" is a powerful way to live

[@Forest__Spirit]

“Or a nice piss” 🤣🤣

[@elilivizfan]

Having diarrhea watching this and hes fucking right. Put me down

[@mfkrabs9089]

more powerful still "How can I be a good father with no cock/balls or asshole"

[@phantomspaceman]

@@Forest__Spirit "I began to piss. Lifetimes started and ended, stars burned out."

[@FluffySweetsandCake]

You little jokesters. You lil goobers. You said you weren’t gonna release anymore this year. Then a Christmas creep cast miracle happened

[@BlurkSneets]

Your pfp being pizza with that name is giving me anxiety

[@breahzelbubkunda]

So a creepy miracle? 😂

[@KonriVTuber]

I read that in Critikal's voice

[@vcr1991]

they better every single weekend.... we demand it... This is their real life creepypasta They are doomed to record creepcast NO MATTER WHAT.....

[@daggerfly0087]

A Creepmas miracle

[@TrashmeisterGarbage]

If I adopted Helen I'd immediately get her to start a metal band right after the museum incident.

[@grindcoreninja6527]

Right? "You can play Death, Grind, Doom, or Black metal honey, but if you touch that power metal shit I'll disown you".

[@charstevens2686]

The phrase "keychain baby" absolutely SENT me

[@FreakTesticals]

A little bean baby

[@Origami0000]

Goober baby

[@donaldn5798]

Nesting doll 😂

[@caleighhraee]

Troll doll key chain ass

[@Ziggy-hy4fn]

The saddest realization for me was that that "10,000 years ago at 10 this morning" line was written at the beginning of the story.

[@NexusAkayuki]

...Oh god..................... I didn't realize until you said that............ It already hits you like such an impossibly large number, and then you realize, he was probably writing that story for like. /Millions of years/ ....

[@iepineapple]

@@NexusAkayuki 8 million years according to the sequel

[@Alino-]

​@@iepineappleDecided to check out those sequels. Glad they didn't read them, they are of much lower quality.

[@AshBreather]

@@Alino-I thought so too but after hearing the second story in this vid my opinion’s sort of changed. I will still say, though, that I dont fully understand why accelerating your brain makes you capable of seeing demons (in the book only the dead can see the demons). Also yeah the book was kinda eh, I was expecting a little more from it

[@vamirinoon]

​@@AshBreatherwithout the second story and the existence of demons I was thinking that what part was referring to was that the guy was going crazy in that moment where there was no sensory input, like with those extreme cases of isolation

[@chuckn4851]

Isaiah being such a good friend/Christian man that he's desperately trying to talk Hunter out of hypothetically offing himself is peak Cast

[@liamanthonyalanpearson3419]

He is not a good friend in the scenario by the way

[@micktompson101]

Well no.. he would want Isaiah to kill him not help him off himself.

[@NikkiC777]

@liamanthonyalanpearson3419 Right I do see Hunter's point. I get why someone would not do that though with the laws the way they are, and end up in prison, but in the hypothetical situation they were talking about, it made perfect sense, because it was a lawless apocalyptic situation.

[@Lallana_Del_Rey]

Hunter literally hates his easy ass job and his fans

[@anguishedcarpet]

Not really a good friend in that hypothetical. He was clearly more concerned with personal blowback of legal and theological varieties

[@eddCrab]

I hate how when Hunter said "Daddy I'm hungry I want your toes" I was honestly expecting him to say I'm gonna swallow you like a bug

[@RoosterFloyd]

I don't know if they are joking when they say people hate it when they derail the story but that mercy kill interjection is the exact reason I watch these videos the same day they come out.

[@pairot01]

They are aware that we love it, but I think they don't believe us lmao

[@radicalthinking5651]

Spotify people are huge complainers, so I think that's where it comes from

[@Houdm]

No I hate it. And the goofy voices to. Annoying af and if you like that stuff you're annoying af.

[@RatsFunHouse101]

@@Houdmwhy not just watch a reading of the stories then, instead of a podcast?

[@kianhrenak]

Go watch dark somnium buddy goddamn i dont under you haters​@@Houdm

[@thegiantenemyspider1]

the idea of a father and daughter loving eachother even when one is a demonic entity, the parental instinct is so well done and interesting

[@blastamaster]

I think they missed when she said that her father died long ago. The devil has never died until revelations. But remember the painting from earlier in the story she smiled when she saw it. Remember the only man to ever enter hell and then leave it.

[@rosemadder5547]

Can you remind my Dad he's got that instinct? 😅😂

[@TheAngryMarshmallow]

Who was the man to enter hell then leave it? ​@@blastamaster

[@dieyng]

Apart from when he delivered information on her mother to the demonic being, so she could eat her.

[@rats_on_acid1021]

I was literally just thinking this 😭. I like to imagine he made it back to her and there’s just 1 ginormous demon thats Helen’s “bio dad”, Helen in her equally massive form, and the small human man that adopted her just sitting around getting to know each other.

[@wyattmcwhorter8429]

Creep - Casted Dog - Shot Eaten - Like a bug Pig - Fed Tommy - Taffied Edit: fom the comments Fire - controlled He's - Right behind me isn't he? Aruba - Jamaica Borra - sca'd Tongues - stolen Mr - Wellers Tractor - flipped Wendi - gooned Mr - Floppy

[@itisyebadger]

Bug-Eaten

[@Dredgen1214]

Mmnnneatmelikeabug I want you to eatmelikeabug

[@W1KTORious]

​@itisyebadger LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHEEEEERRRRR

[@zyguy8009]

Hotel - Trivago

[@VaclavRytina]

Ratt

[@spankosupreme2070]

picturing a sketch comedy scene where theyre having that argument to shoot hunter or not while hes under the tractor is the funniest damn thing ive heard.

[@Bigcat33]

“What was your favorite part of the creepcast episode timmy” “I liked the part where they talked about mercy killing each other for a looooooong time”

[@kourtneyeverlasting.8387]

game grumps fan spotted

[@frozenpikachu1530]

Lmao fellow game grumps fan I see

[@chicken984]

A fellow cultured individual

[@jasikshaw9309]

Game grumps reference spotted

[@Mscp9]

Username checks out lol

[@kharmagentner2896]

4:20 Isaiah saying "oonscaped" instead of "un-escaped" has me dying 😂😂😂

[@nanii22]

That’s the only reason I’m in this comment section. Omggggg😂😂😂😂 Meanwhile Hunter is too checked out to care about correcting.

[@itisyebadger]

Sounds like he meant to say Goonscaped

[@tylercoon1791]

He’s just practicing for when he creates his personal hygiene business, Goonscaped

[@Blatant.Obscurity]

dude spent too many hours on Runescape back in the day it's ingrained in him

[@972831]

Screaming lmao

[@Jank_Hill]

I wanna guess that the story Hunter hated was I Dared My Best Friend to Ruin My Life. It's been recommended a ton and it would be the exact type of story Hunter would HATE

[@thevoicesaregettinglouder16]

Cant blame him, shits awful

[@_moonmoth]

Exactly what I was thinking, and holy shit do I wanna hear that recording. It would probably be like the monster hunter story but 10x worse

[@datdankdj8264]

@@_moonmothworse than Thing in the Basement? Oh boy…

[@pros_0143]

@@_moonmoth What are we, some kind of monster hunters?

[@Jank_Hill]

@_moonmoth If they decide to go through with reading it like they said they would, it would be awesome. They can treat it like Jeff the Killer since it's one of the goofiest reads on No Sleep (that is actually popular).

[@robertriley4759]

Prior to this video Ive only read "My patient spent 8 million years at the Glenmont Metro" and it has haunted me for months. Seeing these other stories covered by you guys opened up a treasure trove of horrors and deep appreciation for me. Please please please finish this series sometime 🙏 Also hope Papameat is having a great vacay, you deserve it

[@priestofporcelain]

Both of them are slowly transforming into cops and it's scaring me

[@MirinoSuzakima]

You’re off the case

[@W1KTORious]

What are they some kind of monster hunters?

[@l3ftie578]

as a straight edge white man i've never felt more relieved

[@diseasedwombat5611]

@@W1KTORious “In life… there are hunters. Then, there are MONSTER HUNTERS!” -Ironbeard

[@glareicebutts1423]

if hunters glasses were mirrored maybe

[@haveapickle3075]

I MUST BE THE GUY IN THE STORY CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I WAITED 10,000 YEARS FOR THIS EPISODE

[@sondradenny6909]

Same!

[@mrbarnes9892]

It felt like an eternity

[@katla_phc]

Same!!!

[@AFoxInFlames]

Same! I need to creep my cast man😂❤

[@Anonemousehouse]

If the guy under the bench has a booty hole we can’t shoot him though

[@SuperStaticPro]

Oh great. Now they’re both feds.

[@rodmullen64]

They're the feds we deserve not the ones we need

[@Darth_K_K]

Always have been

[@pyroshilov8474]

"Dad it's Math..." "It looks like you're worshipping the Devil" Tomato, tomato

[@groob1]

i love that weve gone from "i need you to squish me like a bug" to "ive been squished like a bug"

[@richardconoway2606]

It’s EAT me like a bug

[@karakat1736]

Step father ❌️ A father who stepped up ✅️

[@carmencorona8]

LMAOOO

[@paulchavez3039]

or... a father who's been stepped on. like a bug.

[@KhezuOnYourScreen]

​@@paulchavez3039do we have to mercy kill him?

[@JohnFallout-p2m]

Not always the case man. My ex wife got into a relationship a year or two (I assume) after we split up and he ended up being Terrible. So bad in fact she sent our son to stay with us for months while she worked up the courage to break it off with him. She had been getting abused and didnt say a thing out of fear. Basically what I'm saying is, just because mom and dad move on doesn't mean the new partner is necessarily good or "stepping up".

[@Blue_blurr]

That story reminds me so much of this quote from I have no mouth and I must scream “I will say the word now. Now. It took me ten months to say now. I don't know. I think it has been some hundreds of years.”

[@phantomgrape]

IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF AM WHEN LISTENING TO THE FIRST STORY

[@sindrevangenrobberstad2889]

I have a mouth and ice cream

[@wukong2282]

Hunter trying to create a scenario where Isaiah will kill him is hilarious

[@thejellyfsh]

it's like an ai trying to convince a human to free it from a box

[@Erebusor]

Imagine being a passanger, someone falls down the stairs at top speed, twists their ankle, dislocates their shoulder, sits on a bench and as the train comes into the station they start ascending.

[@daisyjoy242]

I would never go back to that subway station ever again

[@isaacsolorio7663]

Average nyc subway experience

[@FreakTesticals]

@@isaacsolorio7663Every crackhead in New York is experiencing 😂

[@lefield]

Just the local crackhead

[@atticus999x]

14:51 “ar-are you recording? Okay, good..” that shit had me dying lmao

[@lorewhore4195]

Found footage ahh recordings. Could make their own ARG, Isaiah is missing out on a lot of main channel analysis videos potential.

[@samstalgia]

MY CREEP HAS NEVER TAKEN THIS LONG TO CAST.

[@storyshiftcharaplays7769]

"I'm sorry this doesn't usually happen."

[@anotherweekschtuff]

“I blinked” is the most horrifying part of this story

[@Trumpmemeguy]

The “We can fix that” from Isiah in relation to hunters organs spilling out killed me lol

[@Fritz-co4pb]

I mean they probably can.

[@Trumpmemeguy]

@Fritz-co4pb well yeah but it sounded like he was personally saying he could fix it lol

[@xtremegamer7198]

@KarsonMessick-g5oIs he saying it like Jimmy from Mouthwashing or just full of self-confidence in his minimal hands-on medical skills?

[@TheFlaxCompany]

Someone should animate this

[@eva1585]

Made him sound like one those just "just need some duct-tape" guys

[@yeeyeeyeeye]

I don't care what anyone else says, but some of the best CreepCast bits come from Wendi and Hunter forgetting they're supposed to be reading a story and going on a weird tangent for 20 minutes. Also, this story reminds me of when I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and I was put on antipsychotics that genuinely made me feel like a zombie. I stayed on it for a couple of years despite how much I hated taking them because they helped me disassociate so I could cope with living in a pretty shitty situation at the time. The entire experience was a nightmare.

[@asseating_mailman]

Hey man, im also bipolar and do very much understand from my own similar experience and empathize strongly with the qualm of feeling nothing or feeling too much to function whether it be up or down. I hope youre doing better bud, even if its only a bit better a bit more often and a bit more manageable.

[@manic_girl]

Me on lamictal 💀 In all seriousness, from one bipolar person to another I hope you are doing better friend

[@TheLordofMetroids]

It's why this podcast is more enjoyable than any of the other story reads for me. I'd rather get actual people reading the story and relating it to their real life.

[@jennagibson7591]

11:50 I love spending my Sunday morning listening to two men talk about the circumstances in which they would shoot each other

[@mightyx5441]

you have never watched dougdoug then

[@calebfields9351]

it goes on for like 8 minutes lmao

[@daisyjoy242]

@@mightyx5441Dougdoug is chaotic as fk in the best way

[@Groovylonglegs]

@@calebfields9351I think it’s fit around 15 minutes since it ends at about 22:00

[@yesno5794]

21:26 Is like Micheal Scott saying, "Do we bother recessitating someone who has no arms or legs. Now kinda of quality of life do we have there?"

[@fumpod8207]

still what i love about the second story is no matter what demon from hell or some cursed abomination his child is - the father still loves her and wants to see her it's so endearing

[@HolyApplebutter]

Not to mention that the demon (seemingly) holds an attachmemt for her father. Maybe it's a cresture of evil, and may see the period being in Helen's body as relatively short, but it still seems to care enough about him to contact him again and see him.

[@nickrivas6429]

​@HolyApplebutter something about a demon from hell wanting to do everything in it's power to return to the form of a little girl to be with her father is indeed something you'd never expect, but warms the heart.

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

I've ben waiting weeks for CreepCast like a shipwreck survivor dying of thirst in the sea, and instantly I got a ten-minute long tangent with Isaiah desperately trying to talk Hunter out of killing himself over his hypothetically crushed penis and asshole. This is exactly what I wanted.

[@Fritz-co4pb]

My god it was so good. These conversations are what we really want. The week without them was really sad.

[@kazumakiryu8231]

​@@Fritz-co4pb that Sounds a Bit parasocial Dude, might wanna Take a Break from social Media If you actually meant this comment.

[@TallyTheseBalls]

@@kazumakiryu8231Seen with your own eyes, do not believe them

[@mamadrxgon]

@@kazumakiryu8231 don't take things you see online seriously, ever lmao

[@supersexyspaghettimonster1891]

@@kazumakiryu8231why Do You type like This?

[@enthiegavoir5955]

"Waiting for permission" oh they are absolutely trying to read Abandoned by Disney.

[@tinkerhell-kj3mv]

I assumed they were going to do an anniversary redo of the forest ranger stories. I'd be good with either. I understand why the authors are so protective of their work but I'm always going to be a little cranky about it anyway.

[@L8EDE]

​@@tinkerhell-kj3mv what's the name of the ranger stories?

[@CJWebby11]

​@L8EDE I think they're referring to stairs in the woods. The actual name of that is something like "I'm a forest/park ranger"

[@Kro-RissaVirus]

@L8EDE “I’m a search and rescue officer for the US forest service, I have some stories to share.”

[@NikoM99]

You think? I've seen slimebeast in the comments a lot and he's typically pretty responsive.

[@bagandbroad]

This one really got me. I agree, the most horrific, hopeless thing I’ve ever heard. It makes me suddenly appreciate how fast time has gotten the older I get, and even my useless sometimes slow brain. Two things I worry about a lot normally.

[@GameTime-c1g]

the story hunter hated was definitely "i dared my best friend to ruin my life", when they mentioned it the other episode i knew hunter would hate it

[@williambrent9330]

For sure

[@shineyluna1268]

Oh is that one really out there?

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

​@shineyluna1268 its got the typical corny start of "im writing this in case i die" which is kind of an eye roll. Then it tells the origin story, these high school graduates talk about how they have no drive to do anything really and dont know how to do better in life, so what do they do? "I dare you to ruin my life. If i know youre gonna keep trying to ruin my life, ill keep trying to do better to prevent it. Easy, right?" Its the exact thing hunter hates and is easily nitpicked. For example, the guy is saying hes about to die and needs to get this story out, then adds unnecessary details like that their conversation lasted an hour. Feel free to read it for yourself, im not saying its bad, its an entertaining premise, but hunter can be very critical and picky and unfortunately this story is everything he hates lol

[@BlehhhXP]

I love it but it’s not horror, it’s very much cheesy drama

[@lorewhore4195]

@@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery I actually really like I dared my best friend to ruin my life and even though I have recommended it, I can see how it's a personal taste type of thing, I think reading it alone or listening to a creepypasta channel read it is probably better.

[@AlistarPrada666]

Chestnuts - Roasted Fireplace- Lit Cast - Creeped

[@Invincible_Falls]

Bug - eaten like

[@Tacitus_Kilgore_]

Dog - Shot

[@Yy-ig6fm]

Dog - Smoove off Grandpa - Bye

[@Bungowumperpuss]

Flesh Stocking -stuffed

[@AuriofTheHooligans]

Creature - milked

[@lynnesierra]

as a horror fan, this first story is honestly one of the scariest things I've ever heard. I've always been extremely freaked out about time and how it's just a human construct, how time can feel slower or faster. it fills me with such existential dread. this is my worst nightmare 😨

[@lerat5978]

Fr. Drugs that change my perception of time and reality have hurt me for months in the past. Centuries of that is HELL! Such a fucking awful concept. ❤😅

[@alinachrist8416]

I've always been terrified about losing time. Kinda the opposite of this story but it's just such a scary notion

[@KingFoopa]

Lexapro dreams and shrooms made me aware of time dilation.. I had heard about it but once you experience it really started messing with me lmao like what if I blink and I'm still at the park tripping on shrooms but it feels like months later

[@thegiantenemyspider1]

⏰⏲🕰 BOO! did i scare you?

[@GrimViridian]

​@KingFoopa I've never been interested in trying shrooms but every time I hear someone talk about it, it makes me want to do it even less XD it sounds awful

[@lakapaka5151]

The first story is one of the most profound I ever listened to. literally couldn't fall asleep placing myself into the character's skin.

[@elkenenvy]

I thought the title was overly specific, then I saw the creature

[@lukerobbert2002]

Icon

[@Lolife-z1m]

A creature feature…

[@Fritz-co4pb]

He just shaved his beard dude

[@ParadoxShifter]

@@Lolife-z1m featuring... the creature

[@sexy-pigmen]

The creature from that feature?

[@THATguerroGUY]

I love the tangents, i really do. Im trying to paint some miniatures while listening to Hunter cry about his missing a**hole and sh*t bag and it so hard to keep my hands steady. My face when i turn to pause the vod so i can properly laugh without ruining my stuff to find this tangent has eaten the better part of 20 minutes. I knew about this story and i was so confused as to why this vod was much longer than i remember and then i TRULY remembered why i love this channel. Yall sould make a members deep cut where you dont cut any of it and i joined so quick

[@reynanlamsen2007]

If you don't mind me asking, have you heard of Trench Crusade? Random question I know but I'm just curious lol.

[@THATguerroGUY]

@reynanlamsen2007 no clue, I'm messing with warhammer stuffs

[@reynanlamsen2007]

@@THATguerroGUY Check it out if you got the time, I think its lore is pretty interesting:).

[@dirkz.duggitz1567]

I just came across a short describing one of the characters. Looks like Warhammer if it took place during WW1 with some sick character design@@reynanlamsen2007

[@sherlockcooms7777]

When he said “Just look at his asshole, what kind of life is that!?”

[@MagneticPowder]

Steven king wrote a short story (The Jaunt) like this. In the future, people can teleport but have to be asleep and this kid doesn’t take the sleeping pill and experiences a million years or something in the second it takes to teleport. Edit: story is in a book called the skeleton crew he wrote. Someone asked but my replies aren’t showing so I’m adding that here

[@bananaboatcharlie]

Longer than you think...

[@Daxien]

"Longer than you think, Dad! It's longer than you think!"

[@isabellam7942]

do you know where i can get it?

[@MagneticPowder]

@@isabellam7942 it’s a short story in a series of stories he wrote in a book called “The Skeleton Crew” book can be found online at Amazon and prob some other sites

[@MagneticPowder]

@@isabellam7942 my reply isn’t showing up for some reason but it’s a story in a series of short story in a book he wrote called “The Skeleton Crew” which is available online.

[@alexguy8960]

As a blind youtuber. I feel ya Hunter. It’s ok. Godspeed on your trip to Japan.

[@sarahr9894]

The other similar story Wendigoon was thinking of for the first creepypasta is probably "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison-- he made a video on the story. The main character isn't allowed to die and time has stretched out into infinity. He says at one point it took him years to say a single word. Definitely got those vibes from the first story.

[@smilyfrycurly6191]

Tbh I though Wendigoon was gonna say it reminded him of the Hypnagogic Archives, which is another anthology he did a video on. In this Anthology there was a story that’s literally the same concept, a guy tests a drug that speeds up his perception of time

[@sarahr9894]

@smilyfrycurly6191 you're right! I forgot about that story, because when I think of that vid I can only think of the Heron or the haunted public bathroom. You might be right in that he was thinking of that story, it is basically the same premise.

[@chloeleau]

I was thinking he was gonna reference Szayelaporro’s death from Bleach

[@57badarse]

Honestly I was surprised neither of them related it to The Jaunt by Stephen King. I would be absolutely floored if the author of Glenmont Metro wasn't heavily inspired by that banger of a short story.

[@firstnext5482]

I was going to say "the way this dude is experiencing time is why AM is so pissed off all the time, a short conversation takes a millennia to it", not even remembering AM reduced someone to the same state, and now I'm making the connection that AM reduced them to that state because it was the greatest torture known to AM.

[@johnfitzgerald416]

I love that it took a 20 min long conversation about Hunter mercy killing Isaiah possibly against his will, to rejuvenate hunter for this episode.

[@ConeOfArc]

The horror of being trapped in your own mind with no escape or chance of help is definitely one of the most terrifying concepts you guys have covered. Really enjoyed that one

[@therealmudafuka7200]

did not expect to see you creeping your cast

[@ConeOfArc]

@therealmudafuka7200 I'm a frequent creeper of the cast

[@tossoutacc9241]

If you haven’t yet, read “I have no mouth but I must scream,” it’s a very similar concept but somehow with a worse ending for the main character

[@LordWinterforge]

Monsters aren’t usually scary for me, but something like this, something out of my control, I find absolutely terrifying.

[@daniella98s]

I’m pretty sure Allison would save Isaiah from the torture of deciding whether or not to “old yeller” hunter

[@Joomluh12]

As somebody who's dabbled a lot in psychedelics, time dilation like this is an experience that's beyond wild. I've absolutely had experiences where 30 minutes felt like years, and I've been able to watch frame-by-frame TV. It almost sounds like this author has experience with LSD, and figured it'd make for a great premise to a story. He's not wrong. Edit: Ok, yeah, this dude just outright explains what ego death feels like. I'm more than convinced now that the author has traveled the rings of Saturn.

[@Ihelpertricks]

Same here my friend, I smoked Salvia while on acid (yes that's extremely stupid I'm aware) and OHHHH BOY, I remember feeling as if i morphed into a piece of a larger machine. becoming a spine of a moving cog that every time it completed a partial rotation would slam to a stop and i would FEEL the pain of slamming into a wall over and over for what felt like hours. Or I remember literally rolling into my phone at the start of it, and being completely gone until my sister grabbed my chin and turned me to look towards her and i saw what appeared to be a looney toons tunnel of different colored versions of my sister consistently ducking out of the way, making it feel to my drug addled brain that i saw different versions of my sister in the multiverse break thru to my reality as I muttered "are you real". Each of those things feeling like they lasted for ages when they didnt last long at all. Wild feelings. Btw i regret none of this, best times of my life and learned more on acid than on adderall ill tell ya that

[@WitheringRowan]

I experienced time dilation by smoking salvia. I disappeared into the galaxy, I joined time and space, and I thought I wasn't going to wake up. For 20 minutes I went to the edge of cosmos and became one with it. I thought I was gone, and all I could remember was the moment I closed my eyes and fell. I wasn't going to wake up, I was a quark working and churning as the universe continued on and I disappeared into that reality as if giving up. Gives me anxiety just thinking about it because I KNEW I wasn't waking up. Luckily I did.

[@kreachur000]

That was literally my first thought. Ego death genuinely feels like watching yourself die and you have no choice but to lay there and take it. I once had an ego death so bad I was having suicidal ideation but once I got through it, I felt the best I have in years. It's so insane how my thoughts worked during it, like I was having full formed thoughts at twice the speed I normally do just to see a couple minutes had passed. It's why I don't check the time when I'm tripping anymore lmfao

[@dylan4125]

This is the first time somebody has commented that the writer was on drugs and agreed.

[@200bees]

Jesus, I freaked out one time on edibles. I can’t imagine doing something like that and being sane afterwards

[@mduncl]

22:41 Hunter: “I would not continue this show if you were gone” Isaiah: *silence* Hunter: “Isaiah, you need to let me go. It’s not healthy to keep doing the show alone. I’ve been dead for a decade, and deep down you know that my voice is just a side effect of your trauma.” Isaiah: “okay, I’m gunna- can I read this story now?”

[@Shapes_Quality_Control]

The first story is the kind of well thought out conceptual fiction that the sci fi genre was made for. Very cool story.

[@mitchell4047]

The second story having the girl as a demonic knockoff of Christ’s conception is such a cool concept for a horror story of basically the Anti-Christ

[@PanHanos]

Indeed. I loved how sympathetic the daughter and father actually felt. Like yea it's definitely evil to want to eat an innocent but at the end of the day the story is about a father who has so much trust and love for his daughter, that even with all divinity against them, he would still support her. And that her, even as a demon-thing whatever, still Genuenly appreciated him. It's almost like his decision to unconditionally love her kind of redeems them both

[@stevem.o.1185]

The immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin, not the virgin birth itself. Those are different events.

[@mitchell4047]

@@stevem.o.1185forgive me I get the terms mixed up

[@mitchell4047]

@@stevem.o.1185forgive me, got the terms mixed up. Thanks for the correction

[@ripperbasil1229]

@@PanHanos i love it. he loves his daughter so much that when she becomes the devil he's just like okay, i guess i am too.

[@MmeCShadow]

What kind of struck me here was how well communicated the relationship between the father and daughter was in the second story. It's hard to pin down, but something about his word choice really resonated and communicated the father's love for Helen. It contrasts hard with The Tall Dog, where his daughter felt like an accessory (and whom he almost abandoned to the demon, like any good father's first instinct would be) and ultimately was only used as a vehicle for shock value.

[@moneysqueeze7164]

Im dying to know what story had Hunter so enraged. I haven’t seen him pissed reading a story since ‘I am at the center of everything”

[@belowseenlogic655]

I think its "i dared my friend to ruin my life". Cause they said originally were gonna do that last episode. If that is the case, I gotta know what part made him crash out.

[@moneysqueeze7164]

@ then it’s another stereotypical edgy-slasher short story, no wonder why he hated it.

[@matthewbibby8921]

​@@belowseenlogic655 either that, OR Borrasca 5

[@edenikai6637]

​@@belowseenlogic655 either that or I'm a Guard at a Secret Government Prison

[@colinwalker4824]

“…the devil, LET’S GOOOOO”- wendigoon

[@Datittisucka]

“I can’t wait to see the new creep cast episode” “Me too” said larry

[@sinner2133]

“Wait, Larry? I thought you died 10 years ago”, I said “You’re exactly correct”, said the creature

[@annon9947]

Every time they said “squashed like a bug” my brain replayed hunter screaming “YOU EAT ME LIKE A BUG”

[@tiedyeninja238]

Hunter's dog must have been at the Glenmont Metro all those years ago

[@leomahmet7555]

fuck.

[@lionkingquan]

Grandpa enrnest knew 😂

[@ЕгорВеселин]

I love how although there is not specific ties to "Anti-Christ" or "Devil" in the last story - but Wendigoon - still is immediately like "Ah yes. Anti Christ. Satan. Devil. She's definitely the most villainous religion figure of all. Bible confirmed" lmao

[@landonbagel760]

Hey i work in pharmaceutical testing and most testers are actually chronically ill who are testing out a new drug as a form of treatment! Thought id mention it from the conversation at 9:40

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Yeah don’t they need people who have at least a base level illness? For example, I tested a depression medication. I needed to have depression but not be on any other drugs to participate.

[@Icegrip12]

​@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116I can't remember what show it was in, maybe shameless but that was a storyline the character faked illnesses to get drugs from clinical trials or something, that or I made it up I'm not sure funny either way lmao

[@amberblack9587]

Yea I had a friend with horrible asthma without health insurance who really benefited from the trials.

[@lorewhore4195]

Yep, my neurologist said if sodium valproate doesn't treat my epilepsy, she's going to try get me into a test done at one of the best hospitals in my state. So it's definitely used as a form of treatment and not just random 'hey let's see if this wacky drug does things to u lol'

[@beyondthelimit6800]

Almost pissed myself laughing to when Isaiah began describing the tractor scene without having done the plea and Hunter immediately shooting him, love you papa🤣

[@J4CK13-CH4N]

Wendy infected the Meat Man. It’s like watching Mario and Luigi start a podcast.

[@cisarovnajosefina4525]

Who is sonic in this sotuation

[@DoggoFiasco]

"'Please Shoot Me" is one of the best horror stories I've ever heard. The concept feels like a dream where you try to punch but it's in slow-mo. x1000000 It's the ultimate Hell and I'm all here for it.

[@miked0611]

If Hunter got trapped under a tractor on his farm, you know damn well Isaiah is pulling out a camera to film a creep cast episode

[@bogartfan5366]

Love how Hunter and Isaiah spend 10 minutes talking about whether or not they would kill each other under certain conditions and forget they’re supposed to be reading a story

[@Jonbone93]

These were 2 of the best stories they have read. Short, well-written, and not corny. Just really good stuff

[@Alino-]

I am glad Hunter made sure they uploaded good ones. I mainly listen to these for the Hunter and Isaiah banter, but a good story helps a lot. I feel like many of the recent stories have just been.... Bad.

[@lukerduker1232123]

That tractor shooting joke hit close to home lmao. My dad died from internal bleeding when the tractor he was on flipped over and crushed him,and afterwards his business partner took all the money and ran. Hunter really got that grindset going!

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

As someone who works in the pharma industry, this kind of sketchy, unchecked drug testing would never be allowed in the US unless it was some weird underground shit. A clinical trial wouldn’t reach human testing until investigators were well aware of the effects it would have and a drug like this would require close supervision and they would have never allowed the patient to go home, especially without informing them of important safety information such as drug interactions. All that to say, I’m suspending my disbelief because, man this was horrifying!! Loved the story!

[@sr_58]

as someone who has no relation to the pharma industry, i also found it odd how they just let him go. wouldn't they want to keep observing him to see how long it takes to wear off, or maybe how the effect intensifies/weakens, or such side effects as him breaking all his shit as he falls when he inevitably loses control of his body, since it should be taken into account if they plan on seriously using it for something. idk tho

[@thelokifiles]

As an outside observation - I completely understand the need to eat three times a day. Happy birthday daddy.

[@thedorkknight5772]

I mean, the government themselves has a history of testing shit on civilians (usually minorities or people they don't like) without them or the public being aware of it, so it's not that unheard of lol.

[@YHShinVH]

​@sr_58 who knows if they haven't tested it on other people too

[@brotherbootlegger1777]

In "My Patient Spent 8 Million Years Under a Bench at Glenmont Metro" the doctor explains that they had already been testing it and the effects were normally a small boost in brain power, but for some reason the drug affected this guy way harder, and he didn't know that the effects were still compounding. It's still dumb, as he knew the drug was more effective on him because of the tests they ran so he should've known to keep him at the office and observe him. At least the author addressed it I guess.

[@nonapplicable6619]

Hearing Goon and Meat say the phrase "crashout" is like hearing my gramps use the word swag or yolo maybe even rofl in a sentence

[@a5tr4l]

What does crashout mean in this context?

[@Artemis_666]

​@a5tr4l going kinda crazy, crashout is kinda like meltdown ig So in this context, hunter was mad at the story, almost raging/raging about how bad the story is and also being exhausted and angry about the way the recording is going

[@12plants]

Wym they’re still young and hip 😭😭 how young are you? 😳

[@SIMplyawSIM]

They’re in their 20s lol they’re not boomers and one of them isn’t even a millennial

[@ekizeel6543]

This is genuinely the first Creepcast i'm struggling to finish; not because of ANYTHING bad, but from how deeply disturbing this story is. It's just so well written, and it really gets across that feeling of imperceptibility and stasis.

[@RazorisProductive]

i thought helen was gonna stay tiny like george shrinks or thumbelina 😭 i was like "why does he have his tiny hidden child in a food court?"

[@bryckrose]

All I can imagine is Hunter under a tractor drunkenly asking Isaiah to eat him like a bug

[@gregorsamsa9735]

For some reason the first story reminded me of I Have no Mouth and I must Scream

[@sourcherry8928]

yesss the Ted being a slug at the end not able to hear or talk or die because he moves SO slowly! it gave me the same dread but instead of being only at the end it’s the entirety of the story

[@Jeg1041]

I remember a creepyp[asta about time travel where three kids get stuck in the house for a huge amount of time

[@luckielou5629]

Ahh that's probably the other story wendi was thinking of!

[@Palo99617]

Also the Jaunt by Stephen King.

[@TyrantGamers]

i thought the first story is about two bestie mercy killing one another

[@giniepigidiot22]

Hunter just see's the heavy equipment start to fall near Isaiah, and has already started loading the shotgun 🤣

[@V-monolith]

Isaiah looks like a cop while Hunter looks like a mall cop

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

0:21 bro looks like dr. Meat

[@stevenmansfield3514]

Papa Disrespect

[@tylercoon1791]

Dr. Meatrespect

[@3_14thon7]

Hide your kids, but keep the wives

[@phalanx2117]

😂😂😂😂😂 I saw Ron "Meat Canyon" Jeremy

[@I_am_Mazki]

Papa disrespect

[@ccbb8115]

in hunter's defense: from what i have seen/heard from paraplegic people, the thing they wish they could get back most is not the ability to walk but the ability to freely and easily go to the bathroom. the added challenges that come with having to go to the bathroom as someone who doesn't have control over their bowels or bladder is a bigger deal than many people think, so i honestly think in the scenario that hunter loses everything from the pelvis down (though it is different from being paralyzed) it would be pretty fair for him to draw the line of "is this worth it?" at whether or not he retains his butthole

[@Fordo007]

I’ve got an illeostomy after having colon, rectum, and anus removed. It’s not great but I’ve learned to live with it. But I imagine it’s different for everyone.

[@RisingSunfish]

I just think it’s so funny how this was his line one episode after his cold bidet tangent. 🤣

[@jacobropelewski4160]

12:42 me when my best friend of over 20 years, who I love like a brother, opens his mouth to say anything at all