Creepsingtonly Object Show 1: Run until the funny

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Greetings and Salutations, my name is Jennifer Lopez, and this is my story. Once upon a time me and my childhood friend Randy Donaldson transformed into a gangster and brought me to The Hood. In The Hood he brought me to a dark alleyway and jumped me until I busted open. Then they left my body in a trash bag behind my refrigerator for a decade. After a while 2 5th Graders found my body upon moving into my house. My body decomposed and smelled like absolute dog water. After I died I was reincarnated into Jesus Christ II then tracked down Randy Donaldson. When I found him I found his Instant Noodles sitting in the microwave. I set the time to 57:32 to explode the microwave. The microwave busted then the house caught on fire while he was sleeping. Now that is my story. I hope you have learned the moral of the story; if you break-up with a blind girl, come back with a new voice.