Creepy Commander V.S. Angry Drill SGT

A creepy commander in the 504th MI Brigade made an app that tracked soldiers locations, could see their photos/videos, and retrieve all their contacts information. What kind of super stalker stuff is this? No one wants to have a babysitter or their command getting into their business. Angry Drill SGT breaks down the incident in the only way he knows how. By roasting her. Cool SWAG angry-cops.com
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[@killian9314]

Me trying to charge my phone faster: (Activates airplane mode) Company commander: _he has gone awol, shoot on sight_

[@Iforgot633]

😂😂😂

[@myguychris7739]

Lmao! 🤣

[@atrioxfulminare2945]

Haha, good one!

[@nicholaslamb1262]

Lmao

[@Lugghandle]

😂👍

[@jaxlodoner1308]

Dude the “I am the captain now” was the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@CorundumDevil]

_"Look at me."_

[@iteststuff1197]

Alex Dusfraine “I am the captain now”

[@theworldofguns562]

It's a die hard reference

[@theworldofguns562]

My bad, it's a captain Phillips reference lol, die hard came first lol

[@BRUHRudy]

Same 😂

[@henreyeraser3402]

It's not mandatory... if you don't download it, we'll just make you do an extra 400 push ups, 200 flutter kicks, run an extra 15 miles, and be yelled at for another 5 hours, all of this every day, oh yeah and to fit this extra training in, we're gonna have to take away 5 hours of your sleep time. See not mandatory.

[@SaraphDarklaw]

So I get to exercise and have something to do all day, deal.

[@jonasgrant]

That one hipster trooper who doesn't own a cellphone's about to get jacked as shit!

[@alexbyrd7102]

"Hey IG, it's me again. No I didn't utilize my chain of command. My problem is my chain of command".

[@rapfire2003]

I would get it then delete it

[@Fullsendfilosophy]

Than you just have to fall and hurt your leg now you're on light duty. Nice try COC I win again

[@OmegaTou]

If the army wants me to have an app installed on my personal cellphone, they can buy, and pay for that cellphone. If my chain of command did this, I'd be the first person to cancel my cell plan, and say, "What phone? I don't have a cell phone plan. Sorry."

[@RascaldeesV2]

I'd tell them to fuck off and report it to higher. It's preeeetty illegal

[@rodgernkatefoley9027]

@@RascaldeesV2 but who? If you go too low you'll get fucked if you go too high they won't give a flying fuck

[@mangobot232]

@@rodgernkatefoley9027 doesn't matter if he says no he says no can't physically force him to press download

[@OmegaTou]

@Aussie Jules Wiener Most people choose to have the company pay for their existing phone because they feel like they are getting something for free. You accurately describe how they are paying for their error of judgement. I completely agree with what you describe.

[@darrellpamplin1160]

Agreed

[@perciusmandate]

COC: "With this app, we can keep track of all of our soldiers' current locations and personal details at all times!" Russian Cyberwarfare code kiddie: "Da, me too!"

[@flyhighskyguy9972]

Nextralife yeah script kiddies could def get into that program and save soldier data to a database

[@johanmikkael6903]

@@flyhighskyguy9972 never underesminate people

[@flyhighskyguy9972]

Holy Mum huh? I wasn’t being sarcastic if that’s what your implying. I’m serious. Sites like discord and apps like Tinder are regularly hacked and user data is leaked massively.

[@johanmikkael6903]

@@flyhighskyguy9972 oh sorry i read wrong.

[@perciusmandate]

@@flyhighskyguy9972 Yeah, I don't know why nobody looked at this idea without thinking, "hey, maybe putting our soldiers' personal info and active tracking data into one easily hackable spot is a bit of a security weakpoint." And before people say it, I don't care how well you encrypt the data. If you put it online, some Russian or Chinese 14-year-old will be able to get it. That's an internet certainty.

[@KriegsMeister27]

never thought i would see a grown man miming choking out a pickle jar.

[@gamecarnival2024]

You complaining?

[@JohnDoe-cz3dh]

This is not a man it’s a angry drill sgt

[@Mega-P71]

A grown man in an army uniform miming choking out an imaginary talking pickle jar

[@iamthecheese2737]

Not even mad about it

[@xatan6663]

@@Mega-P71 That lowkey sounds like the title of a porn video.

[@driftracerepeat7334]

That one dislike is from the creepy commander

[@caniget100substhx2]

lmao

[@oldman8996]

200th like

[@youtubeisbroken241]

I have a theory, I have not been able to prove it. It is a known and well documented fact that professional youtubers will work with firms that provide video watches, thumbs up, and generic comments to manipulate the KZbin algorithm. Y’all think it’s possible that those services have enough logic to throw in some dislikes to make it more realistic? Disclaimer: I’m not claiming angry cop does that. But it would make sense. The same thing happens to cleetus McFarland. He will have 10k views and 6k likes within twenty seconds of uploading a video.

[@toffee5266]

.223rd like

[@corinnebarca1268]

They do this whole pretend monetization email notification just Like a disapearing ink signatory

[@dylanmathis7289]

“Get an E-4 to do it. They are out drinking with them anyways.” That’s facts 😂

[@njdaveg2]

Hard facts

[@ashtonfields3201]

Dylan Mathis hits to close to home

[@WckedShadw]

Big facts tho

[@WckedShadw]

Lol it's mostly E-3s u got a point lol I remember my buddies going out almost every day to drink and shit

[@clarkmiller287]

I fucking died

[@troyez5218]

When I saw the title of the video, and before I hit "play," I thought it might be about her! No joke, COL Trotter (CPT Korando when she was my company CO) was like this when she was our CO at the 125th MI Bn. at Schofield Barracks - once a Blue Falcon always a Blue Falcon! She made us do the Yellow Lightning all the time too (DS Hy knows what it means, he was stationed at Castle Grayskull too), and I got popped for doctor prescribed opiates because I hurt my back, and she had me dragged to her office to read me my Miranda rights! I had to go to Tripler Army Medical Center to get a letter from a full-bird colonel, telling her to back off. And micromanaging??? She was the absolute worst as a CO, always up our cracks on every detail. We had a ton of company events where we (enlisted) were "voluntold" to show up, especailly on our days off, and she always took credit for these events even though we did the dirty work. Crazy thing is, she was an enlisted soldier once and went green to gold. Seems like she was always trying to screw her soldiers over, like I said earlier - once a Blue Falcon always a Blue Falcon! Seems she's gotten much, much worse, I'm not surprised at all. Funny story - one morning she busted ass so loud at the back of our PT formation I think she sharted; when we all finished our crunches and turned around (and finished laughing!) she was gone!

[@dashthatonedude]

damn, she sounds like a massive bitch. How you manage to survive with her is amazing

[@troyez5218]

@@dashthatonedude She was our company commander from 2001-2002, luckily she moved on and we got a good CO after that nightmare.

[@davidpianfetti7755]

Sad thing is they cUntinue to promote these "Blue Falcons".

[@reidparker1848]

Of couse she took credit, she's a flipping officer. It's what they do, the useless knobs.

[@beardedbjorn5520]

This is what we call a glory Karen.

[@dervogalfanger3097]

"Something non controversial. Like Ruth Bader Ginsburg." Me 9 months later: Oh AC if only you would have known.

[@williamblazkowicz5587]

I don't get it

[@xylerkajiyama7544]

@@williamblazkowicz5587 She passed away

[@J_Caban]

@@williamblazkowicz5587 people dont know how to not be political, so when she died some people who didnt like her views said, "good riddance" and what not

[@williamblazkowicz5587]

@@J_Caban thats a dick move.

[@J_Caban]

@@williamblazkowicz5587 that’s what I said

[@justinpeterson8940]

I don’t have a phone SARNT

[@AngryCops]

get a brick and draw some circles on it with the numbers 0-9. now you got a phone. you better have it on you at all times

[@m1keshatter]

@@AngryCops godly reply

[@yavin99]

@@AngryCops Lol that sounds like something the military would actually do. Maybe thats something they should have you do in basic to get you prepared for caring that brick for four years.

[@sparetime2475]

Angry Cops I read that in your voice

[@TheMaleRei]

I think that must be part of DS training, have an answer to any objection / declaration / complaint / question... Well, pretty much any question. If Reddit is any source, there are times where DS's have to walk away to keep their composure, etc.

[@willispeacock948]

This is not mandatory. This highly, HIGHLY, Advised.

[@dougsmith6262]

I would just get the cheapest prepaid phone from Walmart and say that was my phone.

[@kingquesadilla7713]

Doug Smith then leave it on base during leave!🤣

[@MrSlater0239]

"Highly Advised" means "mandatory"

[@supervillainJ]

Got hit with that in an I.T. company. They didnt like me asking to having access to their personal stuff. They tried to say no that's not happening and eventually just left me alone.

[@2410jrod]

And they wonder why retention has dropped? I gee I’m shocked (hint the sarcasm)

[@meganlukes6679]

“Ruth Bader Ginsburg...in a bikini” No disrespect sir, but I believe the Geneva Convention banned torture, and I believe that mental image fits into that category.

[@VeemaMusic]

"Ooh you're dead, Private!"

[@keatomic]

No no, she was pretty hot back in WW I

[@archerymidnight3422]

Geneva Convention doesn't apply unless it's in active warfare. That's how the military gets away with collective punishment

[@jynnandtonnyx]

Megan Lukes he was almost smiling there - then you did the “sir” thing ...

[@danh8302]

Let’s be honest RBG isnt even alive, they don’t want trump to have another SCOTUS appointee so she’s going to call it in for the next 4 years then suddenly they will announce that she died.

[@nokk__]

*holds phone vertically* *states he is playing “angry birds* lies

[@greganderson6371]

That’s the only way to make play angry birds.

[@adrielquiroga7901]

He's playing with HIS angry bird ;)

[@eharper7]

The roasting is amazing, but my favorite thing about these videos is watching you become Angry Drill Sergeant. Literally, I can't get over it. The way you drop out of the camera and rise up in full Drill Sergeant uniform is just *chef's kiss*.

[@angrymoose3383]

“Look at me. Look at me. I’m the captain now” - angry drill sergeant

[@jackhazardous4008]

Need that as a ringtone.

[@thechitownclown8972]

Dude I swear that's from a movie or something. I can't think of it.

[@IamtheJustice]

It is from movie, Captain Phillips. Tom Hanks was the Captain of the boat and Somalian Pirate says this to Tom Hanks. You are welcome.

[@unionmen2312]

I remember watching that part from the movie.

[@bojanglesthewizard8875]

@@IamtheJustice it was a sarcastic joke

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

*"This App is totally voluntary..."* Yeah, kinda like all those "voluntary" classes and seminars held every February and haven't been updated since 1984... You know the ones.

[@killian9314]

Civvy here, what seminars?

[@JohnnyShagbot]

@@killian9314 Also a civvy but probably Valentine's related things and sexual harassment and etc based on the fact that he said February.

[@archerymidnight3422]

@@killian9314 seminars aren't just a military thing. It's like a conference for discussion or training

[@archerymidnight3422]

Oh wait my mistake I can't read

[@humbertolozano2237]

More like voluntold. Lol

[@chrispyclean586]

I'm pretty dedicated to my FBI Agent monitoring my phone so I'd feel pretty uneasy downloading that app

[@cynthiainezgonz6906]

Good one!

[@echowolf5638]

It would be like cheating on them with a military orgy. The FBI don't need this kind of competition.

[@lisaenglert3202]

Lol me too 😂

[@JettyLife23]

*NSA agent

[@schrodingersgat4344]

They,do, need to be careful. the NSA won't like somebody doing their job.

[@georgechrist2886]

Me:switches to nokia 3310 Company commander: hes gone rogue, shoot on sight

[@nickjohnson1424]

Hahahahaha that comment made me my day

[@furinick]

That phone will protect you from the shots

[@scottcped]

“Not offensive like Ruth Bader Ginsburg” is NOW EVEN FUNNIER! Ruthless, even.

[@caseyparker6375]

Did you catch the part where he commented "RBG in a bikiini" ?

[@RealestSteve6969]

I bet you that colonel is the type that goes through her mans phone while he's sleeping.

[@ang3r3dv3t]

Yep while sending nude pics to her side man.

[@schrodingersgat4344]

Nah. She jumps on that shit while he's in the bathroom.

[@Sturm01]

You assume she's not perving on the other ( insert army equivalent) wookies.

[@RealestSteve6969]

@@Sturm01 she could be perving on wooks the world may never know.

[@specialk9424]

You really think she has a man?

[@Betadeath564]

See you're not going big brain enough with this. Get a second phone and just add a ton of weird stuff onto it. Then present the unit with the bill for the phone.

[@E.AllTheAbove]

Lmbo I was thinking they same thing.

[@Betadeath564]

@@E.AllTheAbove That's how it roles in my countries army. They want you to have something they must provide it. If my supervisor wants to have me on call they must provide me with a phone. Now the occassional thing happens where they might call up and say hey we need this or that and it's fine. However in the case of this topic I would say my old phone broke here's the you need mind bleach phone.

[@yavin99]

Thats a good idea, in cases when stuff like this pops up the military should pay for your phone and service since you cant use it for what you want anyway.

[@Betadeath564]

@@yavin99 Wow wow wow we can't have the military having actual good ideas now it would be the end of the world

[@Betadeath564]

@🌟HAWG! well technically what I said was reimbursement. Also you get to keep your privacy at the end of the day. Great opportunity for trolling the shit out of the CoC. Personally I would talk with a lawyer before installing something like that. However my country has software that already does something similar to this but it's on work computers where you have no expectation of privacy.

[@johncande1]

Commander says "Download app and use it!" Army: Roger that ma'am. Marines: Ma'am yes ma'am. Air force: Do we have to? Navy: Nope.

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Haha! So true. As ex-Navy, I was already formulating ways around this. :P

[@SteamboatWilley]

Navy: "Download? App? What is this "internet" you speak of?"

[@tanith117]

Enemies of the State: Oh thank you such a great way to learn about each other (but mostly you)

[@Thegeneralms1]

Navy, that’s because your phones don’t work your little boats

[@casartherandom3010]

"Download this app." *looks at phone* welp don't need this. *smashes phone on the ground*

[@frankieh8145]

This is directly from a comment that someone posted via Apple apps: “Unless they issue me a phone; there isn’t anyway I’m downloading it; nor any other official software. Next thing you know, there will be a Cell Phone Checklist similar to a POV inspection checklist: ON/OFF switch operating GO/NOGO Volume function GO/NOGO Cell phone case Integrity GO/NOGO Synch’d to .mil email GO/NOGO Account I have never been more glad to be retired from them as I am now”. Totally Epic!!

[@johncorley6451]

DS Hy: “...down in Fort Hood” Me: OHHHH this is gonna be good

[@HasturYellowSign]

That was my first thought too

[@S1D3W1ND3R015]

As soon as I heard Hood. I was like "say no more".

[@callsignkit6930]

"... Synergy." I power slapped that like button harder than a H&K.

[@corinnebarca1268]

What is this H&K ? You mention. ?.sound's like another censored alphabet test

[@josephnotforyoutoknow1676]

Corinne Barca on hk roller lock weapons you slap the charging handle to chamber a round

[@josephnotforyoutoknow1676]

Yea the Germans are kinky. ;)

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

Tom Hewitt someone needs to make that

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

Joseph Notforyoutoknow can confirm, I’ve seen some shit...pun intended

[@michaelfairchild]

Backup your contact and add new contact like: - "Commanders wife" - "Commanders daughter" - "Commanders daughter dealer Steve" - "Barrack Obama" - "Donald Trump" - "Angela Merkel" and soo on. Each number must be to either higherup in the chain of command (especially for commanders daughter dealer) or for adult hotline (be it hetero or gay one).

[@pietrotettamanti7239]

Fucking genius

[@tombragalone7250]

Fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂

[@doughesson]

BDSM hotline

[@KumaBean]

I have an album on my phone titled ‘nudes’, they’ll think they’ve hit the motherlode but it’s just a bunch of photos of Naked Mole-Rats, ‘gotta mess with the people who might ‘wanna mess with you, lol 🤜🤛

[@FoxHoundDaMenace]

“Look at me...LOOK AT ME” “I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW”

[@thisguygay5479]

But look at me_

[@carl3693]

*look at me*

[@fujifilm5127]

I don't know why, but he makes me less afraid of basic training.

[@moolightstarlight9223]

i'm less afraid of basic training than the idea of me forcibly being told to download an app on my phone.

[@featgorgon3985]

Basic training is less scary than some Chinese government style app that monitors your phone

[@arianebolt1575]

It's really not that bad

[@emilyhofland8219]

Basic will be fine. Keep your head down, mouth shut, do what you're told. Count weeks, not days.

[@Its_mrp]

*somollian pirates raid ship* *ship crew*” Have mercy” *Somollian Pirate*0:31

[@15six37]

Of course it was FT Hood. I was stationed there for 5 fucking years, and trust me, every command would do this if they could get away with it lol. I'm surprised III Corps didn't embrace this.

[@drk_hrs_of23]

“The Great Place” 🤮

[@MrKrill614]

Garry Fucking Owen

[@Iforgot633]

Lol I don’t miss Ft. Hood

[@kodingkrusader2765]

@@drk_hrs_of23 the great place.....to leave Used to be if you were a MP theyd just PCS you between a division and the MP brigade and youd do 6 years there if you didnt call branch

[@Tragicide]

I am so glad I’m outta ft. hood. As if the massive depression, high suicide rates, and 1984 experience wasn’t bad enough. Nobody leaves that place with an honorable discharge unless you’re retiring. Oh yeah FUCK 3/3 cr. And fuck that entire God damn forsaken entire place.

[@Cavtrooper78]

Never a better reason to have a flip phone.

[@dpwellman]

That, too. I have two Windows phones that, at certain times in my life, got me out of "mandatory app testing". These days still works just fine as a "feature" device.

[@d.b.5070]

My first line hates the fact I still have a flip phone

[@alexanderthegrape2023]

I remember being bitched at, by my NCO no less for having a flip phone. A FLIP PHONE.

[@Cavtrooper78]

Other_ Bartel keep it! Never give in!

[@Cavtrooper78]

While I was in the way i saw it as long as they answered it and could text it didn’t matter what they had.

[@n8vsarestillhere111]

"Military intelligence" continues to be an oxymoron. Seems to be getting worse as the tech gets more advanced.

[@coleshovel8432]

They're intelligent enough not to download the app

[@michaelb2547]

Yeah. I remeber one time, a lt brought his personal laptop into the Intel scif room at mcas new river and they wouldn't allow him to bring it out. He was so pissed at that gunny.

[@michaelb2547]

I couldn't believe my eyes when this gunny would tell junior officers to stfu when they tried to be assholes.

[@TheTenCentStory]

Its because old people are stupid

[@user-zd5sm9kr3t]

Something weird is going on in Fort Hood man, I'm not even surprised.

[@AngryCarMechanic]

I grew up on Hood...yeah shits fucked dude

[@AnthonyMaydayOfficial]

The best part? This app is still alive AND THE AGE RANGE IS 4+

[@austinp7866]

What is the app?

[@chickenlittle5095]

Denver Scott ohhh SNAP 😂

[@mitchell1091]

Shit, I can't find it. Then again, I am on a totally different continent. I just wanted to insult the Colonel on her ridiculous app.

[@FyrFytr998]

I love Drill Sgt. Hy. His pinky is really squared away.

[@AngryCops]

its literally squared

[@dorismcgill4135]

Okay so I am not the only person to note that!!! How is your pinky at FLR for 24 hours.

[@deeboi206]

I need a lot more of Angry Drill SGT In 2020 like a lot a lot more Am I the only one

[@Yankee9771]

Sometimes, I wish Angry Drill SGT went at the Marine Dependa from Tik Tok

[@TankFerretPresents]

"Oops, dropped my phone in the sub-turret. POWER!!!" *crunch crunch* (Buys flip phone) "Guess I can't download the app now" *shrug* #TankerLife

[@RakRescue]

Just say the turret monster took it

[@thevetdude19k]

@@RakRescue lol was about to reply the turretmonster got it....man I lost so much crap down there....

[@aspiringadonis1253]

I can smell the shell casings here

[@thevetdude19k]

Mmm...smell of cordite...and FRH... never forget the odor of a tank...

[@something298]

He's so cool that he plays angry birds holding his phone vertically, props dude lol. Great stuff tho man, just found you a couple weeks ago and im enjoying your stuff!

[@casartherandom3010]

"How am I already sweaty?" *like received*

[@ProfessorOzpin]

Yo angry cops, you put this in the playlist of your “Angry Drill SGT” so I got to see it before you listed it. Or at least I saw it before it showed up on your channel.

[@ProfessorOzpin]

Also great content, keep up the work.

[@AngryCops]

YOU'RE WELCOME

[@shoelaceman639]

Do y’all see his finger like his pinky,Kinda looks weird

[@bradanderson3828]

Strong Royale it’s called a man who’s been through shit.

[@izzyplusplusplus1004]

@@bradanderson3828 Some of mine look like that too, I broke them.

[@nyboy76]

Wow...that is creepy. I'm sorry, the military owns you as far as telling you where, when, why and how you are deploying. Private info, unless it's a serious issue with regards to security issues, should be off limits. This is just crazy...

[@Delimon007]

Well if you have a clearance you pretty much agreed that none of your info is private at that point. Besides they are already probably watching you anyway, now they're just openly admitting to it.

[@personman8734]

Honestly I guarantee every phone store in the state was sold out by the end of the week after all of them got a burner they could use to get past checks.

[@mikesumner2827]

"Get a specialist to do it, they're out drinking with them anyway " Sooooo true.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

you know you’re good at being a ds when you’re already sweaty and haven’t begun yelling yet

[@GingeredRage]

2:39 That didn't age well, very much like RBG herself.

[@505thpir]

"Your mapquest print out says 90 miles outside base, my iPhone says you're 101 miles outside base, without a pass?.... RECALL FORMATION, IN THE CAGES, 2 HOURS!.... COMPANY WIDE!"

[@MrGlock509]

505TH PIR 2 hours to do 101 miles? Easy

[@darklen14]

Company... platoon... half right face

[@jwilliams3170]

My infant son finds you hilarious. He loves the little loud man in the phone.

[@DragonMaster32200]

That description gives me life.

[@theadventurecrew6214]

I nearly had a heart attack when you said 504th, because I thought you were going to say 501st. Still funny how the MI Corps has some of the weirdest fuckery that goes on in the Army.

[@crabbyj]

ROFL I know, right?

[@jarrodkeller592]

MEDCOM is up there too

[@JacobGen]

The 501st raided the Jedi Temple.

[@theadventurecrew6214]

Daniel Hill Yes, I’m aware. XD But not that one.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

@@theadventurecrew6214 It was in a galaxy far, far away...

[@mushroomfairy666]

“But look at me. Look at me. I’m the captain now”. My eyes deadass just went 👀 O_O

[@gnkpowerdroid9496]

when he said “i’m the captain now” how do i explain the feeling that made me feel

[@zestytamale5944]

MMmmmmm..... my Angry Cops senses are tingling.... but that can only mean ONE THING! ANGRY COPS POSTED A NEW VIDEO? AGMGMHMHMMAHHH

[@AngryCops]

I approve

[@Jay-ln1co]

Joke's on them, this wouldn't even run on my cellphone.

[@DaemonsAdvocate]

I'd be that guy to somehow figure put o ur to get a virtual machine to run on my phone, I'd download the app there and then I'd put a bunch of shit that says fuck you for looking at this and *whoever sees this, ya moms a hoe* stuff on my virtual phone

[@uslph.]

@@DaemonsAdvocate wierd flex but okay.

[@esplooze]

@Condom Arms wyerd*

[@necrobynerton7384]

@@DaemonsAdvocate Youd need a 2021 top of the line phone (something like the asus rog) to even remotely be able to achieve that AND make it actually useful, Sure you can do a VM on an android but that shit whack if it can barely run it. Edit: forgot to mention that if an android phone is locked and can't do manouvers like that you have even less chance of achieving that.

[@ki-kodevorne7318]

@@necrobynerton7384 Android will be the only brand to survive training though.

[@Viper1392000]

Sounds like the time leadership wanted us to have our Soldiers as friends on facebook to make sure they weren't doing anything bad. I deleted my facebook account over that one.

[@AngryCops]

that's horrible

[@williamhaddix140]

"How am I already sweaty?" I ask myself this every day

[@brycethoreson9216]

"How am I already sweaty" you and me both. I get out of the shower, drink water, put on fit T-shirt, immediately get pit stains

[@madranter214]

Lol, “call an E-4 to take em, their probably out drinking with them anyways”

[@GodActio]

Happened to me, i was out with my shipmate and he was wasted, a chief was walking by and spotted us, ordered me to take his butt back to the boat, so I did, felt it was time to take him back anyways, as i was the Designated thinker for the outing, no booze for me

[@gametest51]

Command: "Okay soldier, we need you to download this app onto your phone that will allow us to..." Nope. "That's an order we..." I'll take that UCMJ with a side of french fried and choccy malk plz.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Did you mean article 15 or court-martial, rather than the UCMJ? The Uniform Code of Military Justice is the actual set of laws. The other two are punitive measures. But I totally agree with the notion. I would take that crap up as high as needed. Even to a civilian court, if it was necessary!

[@jacobrobinson8788]

the marines would get mass ninja'd, a sad day in the marine vs ninja war

[@2410jrod]

It’s an unlawful order anyway

[@airsupremo]

Smells like article after this live stream

[@jadenjolly7241]

"look at ME Look at ME IM the CAPTAIN NOW" really intimidated me

[@lowkeysnail]

"look at me... look at me... i am the captain now." - at that moment that voice was so f deep that my cat saluted.

[@mrapguyify]

Glad I retired before cells got big, and there were no "smartphones". From me..go pound sand Colonel!

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

I got out in 1993. Right before the WWW 🌍 & 📱 were more common ...

[@BCLife231]

6:40 well they might as well just inscribe on every blank bullet: "I lost my rights so you could keep yours"

[@hunterparks8242]

I liked it right off the bat because “I’m the captain now”

[@insidiouscerberus6896]

🤣🤣 Extracurricular activities to make it look like I'm having a hearts attack.

[@VanessaDownen]

"I don't need a GPS to tell me that every specialist is chilling at the barracks" lmaoooo

[@tantoismailgoldstein6279]

Looks like sarge got his pinky finger caught in a breech lock.

[@Tom-ks8hq]

Tanto I. Goldstein dude I saw that too idk y his pinky’s are so crushed looking

[@arx3516]

It's just a temporary measure until they are ready to implant those control chips into every soldier's brain.

[@caspian7209]

Order 66

[@moolightstarlight9223]

Black Mirror "Men Against Fire"

[@cumunist2120]

People who have seen Star Wars: hey I’ve seen this one before

[@geraltofmordor]

"I'm gonna do a lot of those 'extracurricular activities' to make them think I'm having a heart attack"😂😂😂😂

[@Kp08og]

“Shut that pickle jar up, shut the fuck up!” 😂😂

[@TedBronson1918]

That commander's actions are exactly the kind of thing that ruin trust between unit and soldier, and Army and soldier. I can also easily see the military using a limited version of such a program. She might get promoted for the idea or she might get busted for being clumsy. MY PREDICTION - I think that within the next 10-20 years the military is going to start issuing "secure" phones to personnel, and that is the only phone they'll be allowed to have. That will settle their security problems because the phones either will/won't accept various apps. It can have a separate mode for work related issues and communications and have voice/fingerprint security.

[@looinrims]

“Why does nobody wanna join the military anymore?” Military *every five minutes:* does this

[@schrodingersgat4344]

"Isn't this a violation of our Oath of Service?" "Our,what ,now?"

[@globeparasite9381]

Your Gvt: Isn't it a sort of nazi thing

[@johnwhirls]

7 dislikes are communist secret police blue falcons

[@subarunatsuki4145]

Now there are 15 of them. Some shotgun slugs will be good for them. Or a 50cal.

[@CoolNinja925]

What

[@seattlesix9953]

Appears the BDE staff were voluntold to dislike this and petition YT to delete it

[@awesomesaucejr.6647]

A .50 caliber slug...

[@subarunatsuki4145]

@@awesomesaucejr.6647 You mean 12 Gauge?

[@DezrathNLR]

The shear volume of furry porn on my phone would make them reconsider making this app mandatory immediately. Glad I got my dd214 years ago. Lmao.

[@borkborkfoxxo279]

Same. Like literal gigabytes just on my phone.

[@kutsumiru]

OwO

[@Fandom_Junkie]

Me too lol

[@owenbrown4902]

Same lmfao

[@MushroomGirlDethcapp]

Notices Bulgaria

[@JesseVllanova]

Came across this at 3 in the morning and I’ve never been more glad

[@matthewdawes846]

“How am I already sweating?” I’m dead😂

[@faithgean4278]

Extra curricular activities to make em think I'm having a heart attack. 🤣🤣🤣. Good stuff right there

[@aidanbuechler4493]

He’s a level 1000 Drill Sargent. His Good looks and commanding Authority make him invincible and insta kill any enemy’s

[@elgoogsucks9005]

"Cause that is what I would do" - that should be the final test of any military program.

[@Golf4All]

I love to hear all the stories as fellow MI soldier about when these West Fort Hood troops went wonkers what a topic, love the videos keep it rolling. Out.

[@GeoFry3]

The only thing scarier than an O2 with an "idea" is an O6 with an "idea".

[@taccovert4]

I would say an O1 with an idea, but we both know that doesn't actually happen, because the E5s and E6s don't let O1s have ideas.

[@DanzTanks]

Shut that pickle jar up lmao

[@d-day7567]

Now the Russians want to know what's happening on the soldiers lives

[@sgtsnafubohica15]

The COL sounds just like the CSM in my last BN. Wish I had a DS similar to you, would have made me laugh during the whole time in Basic and AIT. Stay safe, stay funny, and know we have your six

[@louiewatson9389]

That is the most POG username I ever seen.

[@sgtsnafubohica15]

@@louiewatson9389 this POG deployed three times outside the wire each time over 100 missions successful 2 bad 1 really bad. I'm proud of my service. Don't like my user name kick rocks and find someone else to whimper about.

[@andrewe.2464]

Louie Watson yo my man what’s a POG?

[@atrioxfulminare2945]

@@andrewe.2464 It stands for Person Other than Grunt. So not a basic infantry soldier.

[@memeier9894]

Us POGs keep you grunts alive... otherwise you wouldnt be able to call your friends the airforce to come save you. ;)

[@deathstalkero7408]

1st SGT “alright every take out your CAC, tags , and the you’re mine forever app”

[@kyleg8292]

"Gotta shut that fuckin pickle jar up, shut the fuck up!" I was rolling at that. 😂😂

[@VictoryRider106]

He is the John Oliver of the Military lol

[@fadeproof18]

No angry cops is actually funny, without the need for laugh tracks

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

Personally I’d say a mix between John Oliver and Filthy Frank

[@kodingkrusader2765]

John oliver is a leftist pussy

[@coledavis5212]

BusyPickle John Oliver and not funny are hard to put in a sentence unless you are die-hard fans of who he makes fun of. All the times too his jokes are factually correct, plus he makes fun of nearly everyone. Dude, get a sense of humour will ya?

[@deltasword1994]

That’s an insult to Angry Cops. John Oliver isn’t funny.

[@jakearruda7300]

"I'm gonna do extra curricula activities to make it look like I'm having a heart attack"

[@PyroSpydyr]

O-2: Hey, you're in charge of this task. Five mins later: Make sure you do this on there and it looks like this and you say this. Me, an E-5:🤨🤨😐🤨😐

[@eharper7]

Why is it whenever he gets into drill sergeant mode, he always reminds me of R. Lee Ermey? 😂😂😂 You're doing great, btw. R. Lee Ermey gave me you, so keep up the good work, my dude.

[@S1D3W1ND3R015]

Angry Cops: "Down at Fort Hood" Me: "Say no more, actually. Say less."

[@bunnyknows8173]

Synergistic cohesiveness. Just typing that, creeps me out.

[@domled6530]

*BUT LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW*

[@Matthew-bz2fk]

“Look at me. Look at me. I’m the captain now”

[@SgtAwesome97]

Fuckin got me rolling, this guy is awesome

[@abigailbozzuto9443]

IDK why, but your voice is so fricking awesome! THanks for some good quality vids! Love ya!

[@theaveragestabilizer6415]

_"But look at me"_ _"Look at me"_ *_"I am the captain now."_*

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

Although, I'm no fancy tophat wearing, formal, military guy, from what you mentioned it seems that words like OpSec aren't in the vocabulary of whoever has made this app; it's giving hackers a very defined target, and that's not how this should work.

[@brendanlanham4817]

0:32 that had no business being that good😂😂💀

[@shawng412]

.....Good Lord. How the Army has changed since the 1980's-1990's. Pretty sure this NCO would loose his mind with the snowflake mentality of today. It would be a challenge.

[@daspilot8302]

shawng412 yea it has changed. We’ve been at war for longer than you were in....

[@borkborkfoxxo279]

You'd probably lose your mind when you saw soldiers with unpressed uniforms, body armor that isn't dogshit, hats without cardboard stiffeners, and CSIB/CIB/CABs.

[@daspilot8302]

Bork Bork Foxxo don’t forget the Purple Hearts and prosthetic limbs

[@VeemaMusic]

@@daspilot8302 Yes, because it's not like the US Army fought any campaigns/wars in the 1980's or 1990's.

[@daspilot8302]

Talking Lemons like desert storm and Grenada? I’ve been on patrols that lasted longer.

[@MrBrotherWill]

Bro you are cracking me up. This is some good shit! Keep it going.

[@nathanishungryanimations7206]

“In a bikini” -DS Hey, I’m not going to kink shame here. lol