Creepy Stranger Sonichu

I have made like 20 Chris Chan related jokes in my cartoons over the past 2 years. this one was more inevitable than the dimensional merge.
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[@noonehere962]

LMAO THE WAY HE GOES FROM BEING IN CHARACTER TO BEING GENUINELY SHOCKED ABOUT CHRIS-CHAN BEING BONDED OUT IS HILARIOUS

[@sdg131]

chris-chan wasnt bailed out, the thing said bonded out meaning they used something as collateral or just promised to pay. doesnt really matter anyway since it updated to them being released by court order.

[@BuddySweyzer]

Right on the word "cartoon"

[@ex-wr2ti]

her* 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@Tessseract_]

Not to be rude but**she is a**she

[@OverStrive2008]

​@@ex-wr2ti gender: male It says it right there 🤓

[@krumpnug9181]

The really creepy part is that this is only minorly exaggerated.

[@reinxraidenchannel9807]

And that comment is minorly exaggerated as well

[@beauwalker9820]

​@@reinxraidenchannel9807 not exaggerated enough actually.

[@theshipper5797]

If he had time to REALLY go into the nitty gritty details? I feel like he'd break character halfway and go on a mental breakdown because WHO WOULD BAIL HIM OUT!?

[@Brex10]

If anything its majorly understated

[@axis6333]

Its not exaggerated at all. Itd be very, very hard to exaggerate

[@blackraptormoses6838]

The most realistic aspect of this animation is that Chris offered this information with no prompt or request.

[@ursidae97]

He was telling everyone he could about his Oedipus thing for years, and only stopped once people started asking him. Now it's not just a thing he says, it's a legal issue.

[@user7495]

On an unrelated note, the orange fanta bit relates to how he would consume his own male ejaculation and mix it with the orange fanta and drink it....he called it **recycling**

[@WaituSnaiku]

​@@user7495 iirc: he thought that men only produced a limited ammount of c*m (because somebody told him and he believed) so he "recycled'

[@DefileOdds]

​@@user7495 you just made my soul, vomit inside my body. How, how am I supposed to clean it up!? It's under my Skin!!!

[@numinous123]

@@DefileOdds Someone told him that he would run out of semen if he didn't preserve it by recycling it. Chris was dumb enough to believe them. The thing about him and his mom is TRUE. It's why he went to jail. Chris-Chan (now going by the name "Christine", is a foul human being. Also, he dresses in drag now because he thought it would attract women. I know... it doesn't make sense. But nothing about Chris/Christine does.

[@giulizpaviz6381]

Let's be honest. Chris is a terrible person, his parents were terrible people and the actual trolls were terrible people. There's no one to root for exept our sanity. Edit: I agree that the trolls were part of the problem. But the reason I blame Chris's parents is because they too are not innocent. They patrionized him to the point of making him believe that he's never wrong, they helped him to harass people who they thought were the ones moking him online, they never gave him the psychological help he needed, instead of telling him to unplug from the internet they preferred to let him stay there (worsening his already mental instability). That's not parental love, that's negligence.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON!!!

[@giulizpaviz6381]

@@curtisleblanc5897 for what? Telling the truth?

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@giulizpaviz6381 no, i'm talking to Chris

[@giulizpaviz6381]

@@curtisleblanc5897 oh, sorry

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@giulizpaviz6381 no problem

[@JacF6734]

The Tale of Chris Chan is best summed up by the Sam O'Nella quote “Some stories don’t have a moral. They’re just sad and disgusting from beginning to end.”

[@juliawolf156]

I'll take a story of Tarrare over a story of Chris Chan every day.

[@321gofast7]

​@@juliawolf156 Eating a baby is infinitely less disturbing than whatever has happened with Chris Chan

[@howard8614]

@@321gofast7 he ate several of his own if you know what I mean

[@nahuelamonte9991]

@@howard8614 you actually made me gag thanks a lot for that

[@2NDSEATEROFMOTHORCOUNCIL]

Just like the 2006 comic The Boys

[@joeybar.]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE LONGEST GOOBUSTOON OF ALL TIME DEAR LORD

[@thatoneanimefan477]

it's the funny jack horner man

[@Shibu_PL]

And it's about ChrisChan Sonichu of all things smh...

[@JACOBLUIGI99]

unexpected seeing a KZbinr I'm subscribed to. commenting on a KZbinr I'm also subscribed to.

[@TeamBelmont91]

*GOD HAS ABANDONED US THIS DAY.*

[@quantumdisappointment5711]

Hi joey

[@100organicfreshmemes5]

The use of audio from Chris-Chan's videos during the transitions between stories is god tier.

[@SahloFolina2161]

THAT WAS HIM?

[@100organicfreshmemes5]

@@SahloFolina2161 Yes

[@SahloFolina2161]

@@100organicfreshmemes5 well.

[@CopyKitties]

NO WAY, REALLY?!?! I DON’T- ACK

[@LENITYZONE]

No one’s allowed to like this comment anymore

[@RealCoolstriker64]

The funniest part about this is how the part where it says “written out it would be longer than the bible” *isn’t even hyperbole.* The documentary got to over 50 hours of info *AND IT HASN’T EVEN COVERED THE NEW STUFF YET.* You could *literally* talk about what this fuck has done *all day* and not be done.

[@jessejuliusbreuker6559]

In the bible's defense, it's highly edited from all the apocrypha there used to be... and unlike CC, we're not actively writing more of it.

[@Zoras88]

YOU'RE TELLING ME SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAT DOWN THROUGH OVER 50 HOURS OF THIS AND ACTUALLY THOUGHT TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS?!?!?!

[@sirapple589]

@@Zoras88 GenoSamuel has sacrificed much time and effort to document the Epic of Chris-Chan. Geno is also an incredibly talented musician.

[@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn]

I saw a video recounting the entire Bible (as marshu ofc, like the cultured popcorn) and its just barely over 28 hours long, you are NOT wrong

[@camerapasteurize7215]

​@jessejuliusbreuker6559 To be fair, the Apocrypha were never considered canonical by the Catholic Church until 1546, when the Council of Trent declared it so partially in response to Martin Luther, and to the *heavy* disagreement of many other Catholics. Before that, they were recorded as eclessiastical books and not canonical books, AKA included alongside the books of the Bible, but not part of the Biblical canon. Edit: also the Apocrypha is only 7 books compared to the 66 canonical books, so not very much.

[@gamawolf4312]

I cant believe they let him out of prison

[@allofthehandlesiwantedaretaken]

*what crime did he commit tho*

[@garrtoons4303]

Must be Richard Kuta that did it.

[@CosmicGuy217]

@@allofthehandlesiwantedaretaken He raped his mother

[@gamawolf4312]

​@@allofthehandlesiwantedaretaken *ALL OF THEM*

[@poopa_stinka]

He was never in prison though, they were holding him in jail until he can actually be charged, after that he’ll go to prison

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

That Chris Chan impression is scarily on point

[@DracRio]

Plot twist: he *was* voiced by Chris Chan

[@shadybadger7896]

Better than the impression and AI of Geno in the finale

[@AltKaxREAL]

​​​@@DracRio smh i bet Chris Pratt could do better. We know he's been Running around at the speed of..... *Cars* lately so I'm sure he would be an expert in this

[@sophiaorr12]

it Scares me.

[@Lucas_Baker_Gamin]

Real Jack the ripper

[@unacceptablelobster1678]

What's more terrifying is that I have seen Chris in person after being bailed out. Not once, but twice. First time was in Richmond and he lives not even 30 minutes from the city I now live in currently and can be spotted around town from time to time. Living here is like a fucked up nat geo special.

[@InvaderBB]

My thoughts and prayers go out to you for spotting Chris Chan in the wild homie. (I’ve been lucky I haven’t spotted him where I’m at yet but that could change-)

[@jaredgarcia8638]

If the housing market wasn't so fucked up, I'd say move

[@three_frogs_in_a_trench_coat]

Holy shit, I hope you're okay

[@godofwar-uz6px]

Im terrible sorry for you

[@empdisaster10]

Yeah I used to work for papa John’s in that area as a delivery driver and I had an order for their mom. It was not a fun experience when I realized where I was and I had to leave so quick. I basically just dropped the pizzas off and ran back to my car after ringing the door bell

[@classicnatNY]

Also, in case anyone hasn’t gone down this rabbit hole… no, Chris Chan is not being misgendered. He stated himself he wasn’t actually trans and only had a sex change so he could sleep with lesbians.

[@polaris_draws]

I've heard that, but also Chris-chan has really committed to the bit despite sleeping with literally no lesbians outside the one's in their head. I honestly don't know what to think about her

[@djshy3]

According to everything I know about Chris Chan (which is very little THANK GOD), they are neither man nor woman, but an abomination to everything even vaguely humanoid shaped.

[@arrfffff7455]

@@polaris_drawsChris literally commited sexual assault and got away wit itb

[@Door227]

@@polaris_drawsI mean he literally *did some very bad and illegal stuff with* his elderly mom. I think she’s insane and I haven’t even heard of all the shit they did

[@An_Entire_Lime]

I've heard like 3 Separate explanations regarding Chris Chan's whole trans situation and all of them are somehow increasingly more selfish, over the top and awful. It's not like I was expecting it to not be awful, of course I did, but jesus.

[@SecondBestArtMuseum]

I like the idea that he has to go to his neighbors to report that he's a sex offender but he's framing it as him spreading the "Truth".

[@PsychicWars]

Leave it to Sonichu to bring a whole new meaning to "Megan's Law"

[@zerosen1972]

It's hilarious because that's EXACTLY what Chris will do upon his addition to the Sex Offender Registry.

[@Mordecrox]

Am I legally required to entertain a sex offender's legal requirements to do so? I hope it is like abjuration of the realm where you pledge to to your best effort to hastily leave the realm and never return and if you fail to do so even if for reasons beyond your control that you accept what comes next is what you deserve. (Like for example ports refusing to ship you anyway) I don't like the possibility of, like in an abjuration, the person unable to get to you has to "look at your doorstep yearning for a chance" (each day the abjured can't get a ship they must walk into the sea a few steps)

[@prismus6520]

To be fair, he is spreading a truth. A truth that is best not known and a truth that should not have been one.

[@imthetube44]

@@PsychicWarsStanding ovation for that

[@DarkIZero]

Sonic's response of "my instinct says call the cops but you are confusing me so much that I need to know more" is all of us the first time we discovered Chris.

[@ZuoKalp]

Those were happier times

[@HomoCyborgZombie]

It started off against my will but like the one ring we succumb to its call

[@GizmoFantasyCrew]

Yep couldn't agree with you more I'm forever sacred of this man entering my neighborhood one day if that happens I'm going to summon la chancla voladora

[@adrianaslund8605]

He's a mental invalid. Crazy people be crazy.

[@DoodleThis]

Pretty much, I was there from almost the beginning of this and watched it all unfold infront of me. It got so bad I had to bail from it only to return years later watching certain videos talking about ALL the horrible things he did

[@NintenBound]

1:04 That "no" is just, perfect. It's full of pure fear, disappointment and disgust lmao

[@washboardman7435]

Chris Chan is like a gravity well of crazy bullshit. I remember a guy made an animated series out of Sonichu where he kept mocking Chris for being a closeted gay furry, and the animator went on to do commissions that's almost completely hardcore gay furry porn. Also, him molesting his mom revealed the person who allegedly talked him into it was a disgusting freak who couldn't wash herself properly, boiled hamsters alive to eat them whole, and possibly bullied a person into committing suicide. And her parents were highly connected with the US government and did a lot of cybersecurity stuff; that revelation being made on Kiwifarms coincided with the website being aggressively DDoS'd.

[@seekerstheshy3842]

i know these words didnt directly leave your throat but i feel like this paragraph alone qualifies you to gargle soap, wtf

[@RainbowMilk1996]

Reality is stranger than fiction...

[@chaoticbliss4169]

......I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...

[@Bloody_Ingenious]

Is that Isabella Janke? I had no idea about his whole thing (I'm not in the fandom) but where I read about this story mentions about her

[@HealthGage0336]

I-ju-you-*HUH?*

[@LimeClips]

Doobus at the end is the general embodiment of how everyone feels about the fact Chris Chan is out of prison

[@Mateus_Carvalho]

Yeah, pretty much. ...Seriously.

[@Eternal-pj8zh]

Given the amount of time it must've taken to make that part of the video alone, this guy is really talented. He should do this for a living.

[@cheatseychespin2792]

I must know, is this or is this not an April fool joke

[@hyliastone286]

@@cheatseychespin2792 It is not, sadly.

[@JumperTV33]

🎵“What do I do? What do I do? What would you do ‘twit were you?!?””🎵

[@curllum]

I love how Goobus entirety broke character just to tell everyone that someone let him out

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

The only rational explanation as to why Chris Chan was bailed out is that their fellow inmates all started a big ass donation fund, where everyone paid all of their lunch money willingly without coercion of any kind, to pay their bail so that they would finally be rid of them.

[@trainerblack992]

Hey, people need to be warned of the danger

[@Zedplex]

To be fair, since its a bond > bail, Chris offered something as collateral (like a car or something) or promised to show up to court, so its not as bad as some stranger trolling and wasting their money.

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

@@Zedplex So what you're saying is, if Chris doesn't show up to court, they'll lose all of the distribution rights to Sonichu.

[@ThisIsCSDX]

The fact that someone spent real money to bail her out is astonishing. Like, who tf set things up for a chance to let her out via bail?!?!

[@connorscanlan2167]

As someone who's been following the Chris Chan horror story since 2008, seeing people having to process everything all at once like this is just... mmm... *chef's kiss*

[@curtisleblanc5897]

You just told me ALL OF THAT and you expect me to give in and RESPECT YOU?!

[@Iggy253]

Yeah I know it's overwhelming I should know because I didn't even know who Cris Chan was until news got out that he went to prison doing terrible things to his mother and I didn't know who he was so I googled his name and now I will never be the same.

[@tatertots3337]

I stepped in the Chris-chan poop browsing ED, I remember finding his page after seeing a mention on /b/ and it must have been after he had edited it, because the next time I saw mentions of him I remembered "Oh, that's that guy from that weirdly flattering Encyclopedia Dramatica page." I may have stepped in poop, but this is like staring down into a rabbit hole that ends in nothing but the abyss.

[@TroubledMime]

I just don’t think it’s right to dead name and miss gender a trans person on purpose. It shows that you genuinely don’t care about the case and you’re just one of those people who lives vicariously through true crime.

[@connorscanlan2167]

@@TroubledMime ... not one single person referred to Chris Chan as "Christian."

[@constructivecriticism2568]

2:19 There’s only one thing to do. Run. He’s coming.

[@axel_jovem_dublador]

*She's She may be horrible but it's kind of wrong to get her pronouns wrong

[@bunayogaming_q2841]

@@axel_jovem_dubladorChris is not a she.

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

⁠@@axel_jovem_dubladorHe

[@bentobias737]

The best part of this video is that, by having Sonic state that Sonichu has been outside his house for four days but that at time-of-making Chris had been free for 5, it implies that the first thing Chris did was beeline straight to Sonic’s house.

[@greendemon905]

Well, obviously he first went home to get some of that sweet sweet barbussy...

[@HinataChick38]

Well let's face it, he would.

[@insertobligatoryreferenceh489]

@@greendemon905 Some things are best left unsaid.

[@denyhaguilar679]

​@@greendemon905 What kind of biblical THING had to posses you to type this infact how did typed this without dying midsentence by God's smite because this is a crime that even God cant forgive

[@lunaproc4913]

HE’S FREE??!

[@ElementiaYT]

Wow, Sonichu seems like a really cool and compelling character! I sure hope they weren’t created by a horrible monster of a human being!

[@UsagiMay]

Bro I need to see what this whole drama was about because how the hell does a cross between Pikachu and Sonic made into an OC turn into this whole thing connected to something apparently a lot worse

[@mikai137]

@@UsagiMay yeah me too

[@TeenagedRat]

@@UsagiMay same

[@Eldoofus]

Going off the tail (and the fact that Sonic is a "he"), I'm PRETTY sure Sonichu isn't a They/Them.

[@Galburok]

The monster we created

[@InkyWinkDink]

"How old were you??" "27." "NO." 💀

[@hayleyhanna8134]

he was the same age that i am when he did...THAT

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

Tails as a lil baby not aware of what they're talking about is precious and I'm very glad he didn't know

[@thespinodino]

Just realized that Sonic’s arms were blue in this episode specifically. That’s actually genius.

[@Patpatrick647]

“Don’t call anybody!”

[@jm_lamp6998]

I swear to god had you not said anything i would t have noticed

[@justaghostinthesea]

Why's it genius?

[@carlangas0100]

Why is it Genius?

[@stevensebastian1967]

​@@justaghostintheseaanonically his arms are tan/color of his mouth and Chris was mad it was later changed to blue (new canon)

[@Bernardo_Martinez]

Nightmare fuel aside, Sonic trying to protect Tails' innocence at 1:20 is surprisingly heartwarming tbh

[@marizzyy3941]

wtf is it please it's killing me

[@Bernardo_Martinez]

@@marizzyy3941 Trust me, you don't wanna know.

[@en81280]

​@Bernardo Martinez tell me please

[@HenryLeslieGraham]

@@en81280 no you don’t wanna know

[@cardboardcutout]

Even though he damn knows everything

[@Drakonus_]

There's a popular saying about why you can't make someone look away from a car crash no matter how bad it is. Well, Chris Chan's entire life is basically that car crash.

[@TheRoomforImprovement]

It’s not just a car crash. It’s an ongoing car crash made up of multiple continuous crashes.

[@matthewgillis2617]

Oh, so basically one of the openings for Final Destination, then?

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

@@matthewgillis2617The second one.

[@GFNVoiceActor]

The fact that the charges have been dropped, he's back home and active on the internet means he has a higher chance of watching this and reacting to it, making you part of Christory forever.

[@Semi-Nobody]

The fact you were able to make sonichu's dialogue sound so similar to Chris' mannerisms is kinda impressive to me.

[@garrtoons4303]

Yeah, to the point where I need to call my therapist again. 🥲

[@BalthazarBullmann]

Considering that Sonichu is one of Chris’ many Mary Sue,self inserts,it makes sense that he sounds and acts just like him.

[@kennythetrend3688]

@@garrtoons4303 If you put a space between E and R in therapist, that PERFECTLY describes what Chris Chan is. Lmao

[@garrtoons4303]

@Kenny The Trend Yep, now I need my ther-.. psychiatrist again EVEN MORE.

[@salamandergod777]

He hired Chris Chan that’s why

[@skyeguy7914]

I love the implication that sonic in this universe never knew of the existence of this weird little nightmarish hell spawn, and is effectively being told his life story from start to finish.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

To be fair though, most of us would be much, much happier people if we never, ever heard of that walking, talking dumpster fire of a human being that is Chris Chan.

[@doodmcswood507]

@Stephen Stephens Chris probably left the bits that made him look bad out That'd cut it down to at most 12 hours.

[@ARandomEliatrope]

​@@doodmcswood507 he very clearly didnt

[@paulrippcord506]

Chris Chan already did that years ago, people would make up gross stories about them and Chris would reveal the truth to be far far worse than anyone could imagine.

[@jackingwads7513]

​@@paulrippcord506classic Chris Chan

[@altandemei2644]

The way his voice drops lower when he says "yeah i was in prison" makes it so intimidating it has no right being this good

[@TheGBZard]

This guy genuinely scares me, I’ve heard about the early parts of his story but I refuse to go any further down the rabbit hole as it’s so sad and disgusting I can’t

[@GamingintheAM0801]

I love that Doobus drew Sonichu as being buff and handsome during the recounting of his story, because that's how Chris Chan views himself.

[@kennythetrend3688]

I also loved how he PURPOSELY just for this video drew Sonic's arm blue since Chris Chan lost his MIND over that.

[@mothwhomightnotbetrustworthy]

​@@kennythetrend3688 oooohh shit, I didn't even realize lmao

[@springdude1165]

​@@kennythetrend3688 So he did, nice.

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Speaking of which, I hope Chris has seen this.

[@VidelxSpopovich]

@@AnakinSkywakka Based on all the sightings so far it looks like Chris isn’t being allowed to use internet. My best guess based on the context of the recent photos shown leads me to believe he’s been put in a home.

[@paatch]

I'm kinda shocked Doobus didn't make a Sonichu cartoon sooner. What an INSANE timing

[@Wolkebuch99]

One of the key tenets of comedy, timing, and the best comedies write themselves

[@FruitSnackHorse]

He was waiting till the saga ended but didn't know another season was being made till he finished the end point.

[@grimsleydrake8641]

Internet Historian should make a video on Chris chan

[@svenkrisenberg6684]

@@grimsleydrake8641 multi part documentary season

[@Lavender77778]

The mix of horror and concern in Sonic's voice throughout the entire ordeal is hilarious.

[@ameliajales5307]

At some point in my life I need to use the phrase “my better judgement is telling me to call the police but you are confusing me so much I need to know what’s going on”

[@grillo_419]

The fact this is not an april fools killed the last sliver of hope i had in humanity. Thank you green broccoli man.

[@gamera5160]

Hate to be that guy, but I think you mean "a sliver of hope". That being said... yeah, I wish this was an April Fool's joke... I wish everything about Chris Chan was just an elaborate April Fool's prank.

[@corvid-1950]

I feel like the stories being not a joke should probably be giving you the opposite of a sliver of hope

[@grillo_419]

@@gamera5160 thanks for the correction, as a non native english speaker i tend to make this mistakes. yeah now that i watched the video and have more context i wish this was an april fool's too.

[@Featheryfaith7]

Jesus Christ please come back. Our dear Lord and Savior. Please..please come back. I have so much trauma already. Have mercy on our souls. ☦

[@kkirby999]

why do you think i like machines over people? this.

[@HypeVoiceActing]

I feel like the only reason anyone would ever dare bail him out is if they're disturbingly curious to see how much further he'll spiral down

[@salt_factory7566]

Who had the disposable income yet also interest to bail him out?

[@maxwellcornfarmer9341]

​@salt_factory7566 the court system bailed him out since they kept him for as long as was legally possible.

[@salt_factory7566]

@@maxwellcornfarmer9341 Did they just forget to sentence him?

[@maxwellcornfarmer9341]

@salt_factory7566 it's because chris's lawyer kept getting continuance after continuance so chris could get time served.

[@SpiderkillersInc]

@@maxwellcornfarmer9341 Well, that lawyer is a menace to society and Chris-Chan.

[@BunsofSteel22]

I went to an anime convention a few weeks back and Chris Chan was there and good lord he smelled so bad like I could not stand being near him for more than a minute or 2!

[@B4dr4bbit]

I'm happy you made out safe

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

You had him in your sight. Why didn’t you take the shot?

[@BunsofSteel22]

@@Nathan-rb3qp to many witnesses

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

@@BunsofSteel22 Wouldn’t they applaud you if you did that?

[@BunsofSteel22]

@@Nathan-rb3qp surprisingly enough a bunch of people at the convention seemed to like him and might have even been fans of his

[@oofy404]

It’s crazy how when you think that Chris has hit the peak of insanity, he slaps you across the face with another thing that’s so god damn awful and terrible and it becomes a new peak.

[@Patzilla1999]

And now Shadman who makes everyone feel the exact same way is out on the loose, seriously for the love of God tell everyone, we need to be prepared this time

[@saltmines8396]

That transition from script reading to pure disbelief was unexpectedly funny.

[@luisraul2106]

969 subscriber's we're almost there

[@Sunshine-san]

"Someone called me a 'motherfucker' and _I thought it was an order."_ That's so accurate you could almost believe that's what really happened.

[@Mayeur000Donz]

... so it is NOT accurate?

[@flareblade1420]

​@@Mayeur000Donz well it's not untrue.

[@kenkaneki6969_]

Honestly nah that's not true, if you go through the entirety of Chris's life story, there were so many points of foreshadowing it's sad that the police didn't, you know, do something sooner so Chris didn't r word his own mother. It was him. The problem was him all along.

[@zerosen1972]

Not really. Chris has proven he's completely aware of what he's doing but doesn't care as long as he can get away with it. I think Doobie got the last part of Chris right - he's incredibly egotistical and truly believes he's infallible.

[@sammysawshank6011]

@@zerosen1972 he has proven that he knows what he’s doing but the sad fucked up thing is he doesn’t know why it’s wrong. Like you ever see those fucked up apology videos to Michael Snyder basically begging him to let him come back to the game place???? he always talks like a little kid who got in trouble at Grandma’s house and he’s just trying to look sorry so people will stop being mad at them and they can get dessert…..

[@RealClassixX]

His charges were dismissed. He's just... among us.

[@AdamWielgosz]

Update for everyone who watches this video in the future: he’s free. Apparently, Chris already served the maximum sentencing for incest while waiting for a trial, so all charges were dropped. Dude’s a free man.

[@wispy_nova]

Besides the Chris Chan mannerisms and tone of voice being incredibly spot on, you perfectly captured how Sonic would ACTUALLY react to seeing this demon spawn at his door.

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

Sonichu vs Paramount’s Demon Sonic, who would win?

[@CommanderFuckwit]

Just for clarification purposes, do you mean he A) is at Sonic’s door and is the spawn of a demon or B) Is just a demon and spawned at his door?

[@wispy_nova]

@@CommanderFuckwit oh, definitely the first one

[@danielbrant6740]

​@@Lord_GhostBoner_ We all would lose.

[@angelo_studios5477]

And to think Sonichu was going to be in the Vs. Sonic.exe 3.0

[@LeetHaxxor]

Okay I love how you translated Chris Chan’s Heterochromia into Sonichu having two different types of eyes, really neat detail that I don’t think a lot of people noticed.

[@littleimp9555]

Wait, wait, wait... Heterochromia? Criminal behaviour? A guy that've been caught doing totally crazy shit? Colombo, the case is closed - Chris Chan is a Malcavian!

[@baconeyes]

​@@littleimp9555Heterochromia means both of your eyes are different colors. Your comment made me laugh though so good job.

[@romaromasalad112]

​@@littleimp9555 yeah what the fuck are you talking about. Heterochromia is just having different colored eyes tf

[@simplyaregularguy131]

I thought it was done to emphasize his weirdness and make him look demented.

[@gigantomastiaCuddler]

@@baconeyes what did he think it meant?

[@Tippsters-10]

The worst part is is that the charges were dropped not even the fact that he got out

[@greenwhite6435]

Bro the quote “my better judgement says call the police but you are confusing me so much I need to know what’s going on” can’t be so accurate to describe my curiosity on the internet💀🤣💀

[@playplaceproductions.church]

I feel so damn bad for Sonic. The tale of Chris Chan, let alone, the rabbit hole that is associated with everything he has done is something no one should ever witness without bathing themselves in holy water beforehand.

[@joshjess9841]

Please. Do not give or show any respect for this person's "preferred pronouns". He is a man. And he is a monster. No amount of virtue signaling on ANY one's part can change what Chris Chan is guilty of. I don't even know half of what he's done , but I keep hearing it's a fuck-ton, with some genuinely saying he is likely the most documented individual on the Internet. Like Goobus said, "if you wrote out everything Chris did, the Bible would look short in comparison.

[@DawnbringerAura]

I personally found out about it from a LMTYA video. The way they presented it made me laugh even though I really shouldn’t have. That video was made before the incest charges, which pretty much sucked the funny out of the Chris Chan series for me.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Before, during, and after.

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

Add a healthy dose of bleach in there too

[@kauedasilva1072]

Part of me tells me to never watch that video, but another part wants me too.

[@shoesiez]

The possibility of Chris seeing this now that he's out of prison scares me lmao

[@deltamachine343]

If he sees this and is still able to do and post his sonichu comics. He would add doobus goobus as a villain in his story. No doubt.

[@shoesiez]

@@deltamachine343 yeah and then probably claim it's an "original character" and kill him in a torture scene

[@GlitchPawz]

*she. Just because she’s a bad person doesn’t mean you should misgender her.

[@megaman37456]

Give it like a month to a year, he'll fuck up again and either wind up dead or back in jail, either way it'll be a win, this time though he'll be held without bail.

[@Luigicat11]

@@deltamachine343 Eh, that ain't Chris's style. Chris has always tried to "reason" with trolls and critics (under the assumption that anything negative one could say about Chris-chan must just be a misunderstanding) before coming to the conclusion that they're inhuman monsters and depicting them as such when they stick by what they said. And I think that stopped happening after _Sonichu_ 10 for the most part.

[@mr.yeesir]

I didn't understand the fanta part, so i searched and found out, and now think i need a holy shower

[@braxtonrichins]

It was just soda

[@mr.yeesir]

@braxtonrichins IT WAS NOT JUST SODA IT WAS NOT😫😫

[@berge.5275]

​@@braxtonrichinsIT WAS NOT-

[@garrtoons4303]

I don't blame Sonic's fear... may God have mercy on his soul.

[@monstrouspegasister]

I can only imagine how Pikachu feels. :[

[@foxalpha09]

I can blame him, he didn't call the cops.

[@theotherohlourdespadua1131]

Sonic is virtually Chris chan's only obsession that lasts...

[@thebearded4427]

The fact that this is released on aprils fools, and its not even a joke, is perhaps the biggest prank on regular folk by the justice system that we could expect! Well played Goobs!

[@idiotcube]

The universe is April and we are all its fools.

[@Dolbsha]

Chrischan is in my opinion the ultimate example of forbidden knowledge. There is nothing, and I mean nothing good that comes of learning of him. The more you learn the worse it gets, it just drags you down and gives nothing of value. You gain no satisfaction, no relief, with understanding just comes pain.

[@burntgrahamcracker2866]

I don’t know cartel funkytown probably has him beat just reading a transcript of what happened is enough to stop me in my tracks. Thanks to know your meme I haven’t had to watch the video but I can’t imagine how I’d be if I did.

[@keiviroque5666]

The crazy part of the medallion thing is that Chris had a choice between destroying the medallion with fire or shoving it up his ass. He chose to shove it in, but it was too big, so he had to cut it up into tiny pieces, destroying it anyway.

[@Radioactive-Braincell88]

For me being a person who knew nothing about that man until literally just now by looking him up I can very firmly say that I am terror-stricken, petrified, and now I understand why my parents tried so hard to keep me off the internet...

[@mykaruest3620]

You didn't even know about him with the mom incident?

[@lauravturner]

This person lives in internet infamy. They have been around for so long and only got more reprehensible as time has marched on. I try to divert my eyes but it was impossible to avoid when the news spread like wildfire about the incest incident a few years back.

[@1Thunderfire]

​@@lauravturner I wish I didn't just read this.

[@CobaltCruiser]

I've been aware of his existence since 2007 and I envy you

[@localfriendlycloud7720]

@@lauravturner to be honest i didnt know anything about him either aaand i stoped midway watching a documentary

[@peterwhite6415]

For those who dont know: Theres an entire video playlist giving a comprehensive history of Chris Chan, wich usually ranges around 30 to 50 minutes long... and its currently 74 parts long! Thats roughly 2220 minutes or 37 Hours long at minimun... but its deceptly long because you will be hit by some really messed up and mind numbing things.

[@speks36]

I watched the documentary up to episode 64. I honestly wish I didn't know anything about this freak. His life and everything that he's done, it's mind-numbing.

[@springdude1165]

...I have no words.

[@_Meai_]

I genuinely have no idea about this guy, but I have heard Chris Chan all over the place! I really want to know more but I also don't because of how much people are saying it's scarring ...😅

[@dravenmartinez6311]

​@@_Meai_ it truly is and the things said and implied in this video are all true

[@alexmansfield3268]

I was a better and happier person before I knew anything about this freak. This legit broke me. I sat in the shower for an hour just thinking all that shit. And that was a year before we learned what he was doing to his mom

[@Agentsmiskatonic]

GenoSamuel2.1 currently has a 75 part history of Chris Chan averaging about 40-45 minutes each. It is truly something. To answer your next question, it's still ongoing.

[@SonarTheBat]

THEY DROPPED THE CHARGES AND HE WENT BACK TO HIS MUM'S HOUSE.

[@jeremykrane4855]

when doobus doesn’t know how to end a cartoon, you know it’s a dire situation.

[@Vanreis]

I'm currently sick and decided to go through the Chris chan: A Comprehensive History as I've obviously heard of him but never really looked into it. I'm only at part 9 (out of 74, WTF) but the story is absolutely bonkers. I only know a part of it and the latest news but honestly, I think this case should be studied and presented to people who have any deciding power in topics of mental health and education in general. Autism, horrible upbringing, lonely school life, failure to learn and be taught anything about society and then having all that be exacerbated by internet all of which is insanely well documented - I don't think there is a better case to show people how fucked up people can become if the entire system fails them.

[@brooksroberson9861]

Exactly like some of those trolls should straight up be in jail

[@11thkami]

@@brooksroberson9861 *looks at Isabel janky*

[@joelpww]

It gets so much worse

[@joelpww]

​@@11thkami death row

[@NotSoBuff]

Lmao wait til you get to part 12

[@KnightofIronStar]

You should do a sequel to this now that Chris Chan's been dismissed of all charges & is completely free among us now.

[@Pharoax]

2:07 I like how sonic assumes he escaped because of how insane he is

[@JaxontheYoshi]

It's always a joy to introduce someone to Chris-Chan lore.

[@enderspider5001]

Please introduce me again I’m so confused, was the pikachu supposed to represent a real human being and what they *actually* did?? I just cannot believe someone can be this insane

[@cursiveM]

and for legal reasons, the introduction to goobus in the lore of chris-chan is a joke. an april fools joke.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

I feel like that counts as a form of harassment or something

[@sbkMulletMan]

I've brought up Chris-Chan when relevant in several of my college classes (usually psychology/sociology), and I always apologize for introducing the monster to any first-timers, but at the same time I secretly have a big, pickle-eating grin on because deep down I find it morbidly amusing. That's the disturbing duality of it all. On one hand it's horrifying, but on another hand it's so fascinating seeing peoples' reactions to such a unique train-wreck of a person. I do avoid the "mother hugger" detail though, because that's a bit much for an introduction. They have to discover that one on their own.

[@_404_error_]

I haven't even researched what he did yet and i'm already scarred

[@spingus1]

If any of you feel bad about the Barb situation, wait until you hear about Megan. To sum up Chris' history with her, she used to be an old friend of Chris which quickly turned to a crush. Over time, Chris started to get a little to close for comfort towards Megan, to the point where she would repeatedly send emails telling him it made her feel uncomfortable. The final straw for her was when Chris drew him and Megan doing the deed in his comics, getting her to finally cut ties with Chris. I mostly suggest doing your own research on Megan's story, as there's still a lot of stuff still left out. Considering this is Chris Chan lore, I'm not surprised there's this much to unpack here.

[@BladeEdge86]

The Barb situation is a lot worse, at least Chris didn't actually rape Megan. I could only imagine Megans reaction to finding out about Chris's arrest and release.

[@Jvm181]

The idea there are kids who know about Barb but not the Megan lore is terrifying to me.

[@pantheman2842]

Even worse, THAT one was not influenced by any trolls. Not the Idea Guys, nor Bella Janke, both of which did change Chris for the worse.

[@thekid6258]

@@italyisalie the drawing with Megan? Oh yeah, even Chris said that if he didnt did do the drawing he could do worst things to Megan (maybe rope her?)

[@fishbowlheretic]

uhhh, there's really nothing in chris' past that tops the fucking their own mom thing. like. c'mon.

[@NinjaRed5000]

Yeah that was also my genuine reaction when i found out most of Chris' earliest shenanigans happened when he was in his 20's. I thought he was a big tween or teen, but the fact that he was a grown-ass man when that happened was fucking baffling.

[@michyoung77]

I allowed myself to go into the rabbit-hole of who and what Chris-chan and Sonichu is, and I must say, it has left me depressed and sad. What an awful situation, and what a person. I sort of wish I never even looked it up.

[@catbatrat1760]

I feel like I should probably learn from your mistakes rather than learning the hard way...

[@starmoral5456]

I love how he goes from Sonic's voice to just screaming in shock in his normal voice even before the 4th wall transition.

[@wyattwebb6963]

And there is more. So. Much. More. This dude is the most documented individual in history, and almost all of it is either sad, depraved or just downright proof that there is no rock bottom.

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

It’s even more tragic when you realize he could’ve been functional if his parents actually put in the effort

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

Yeah, I’m a little disappointed he didn’t mention the time he tried to give himself a vagina.

[@eddy7346]

Chris being a free man now without facing any real consequences nor being held in an insitution is one of the biggest failures in our justice system

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

There is no justice in this world. In a good timeline Chris would’ve gotten the death penalty.

[@leoepic9715]

The best part of this video is that Sonic's arms are blue and not the usual tan. I think you can figure out that one for yourself, and if not, ask someone knowledgeable on Christory.

[@Holy-Crusader]

"Someone called me a motherf*cker, and I thought it was an order" got me dying of laughter

[@captainhuntank7963]

i feel like chris chan's tales are basically the internets warnings, like i still remember seeing one of the documentaries about him and my thoughts the entire time was "what in gods name made this kid do that"

[@magicbadjames2810]

Oh you mean GenoSamue2.1

[@captainhuntank7963]

@@magicbadjames2810 probably, its been a long time since i saw one of those chris chan documentaries i forgot the title of it

[@JLLullaby]

Dude is autistic and easy to manipulate. Bad upbringing, manipulated relentlessly on the Internet, and then in real life too. Bro just had a bad hand in life and everyone kept rigging the system, tragic really...

[@vivivachi]

The internet did that, basically. Lots of people decided to fuck with this dude basically his entire life and warp his perception of reality so they could document every waking moment of his descent into insanity.

[@spectraljerk330]

​@@vivivachi yeah I remember when I found out about Chris chan I thought everyone knew he was being strung up internet bozo for lolz, what I promptly found was that a lot of people think that the trolls who helped him from going destitute were doing it out of kindness and sympathy and not just so they could keep him where they could milk him for laughs

[@ChigagoTheHedgehoh2331]

Bro Was Screaming in the begginig like someone is putting a gun in his head

[@jb-3033]

This is honestly the safest way to learn about Chris Chan. I am disturbed as f*ck

[@jb-3033]

And I don't even want to know what the Soda is

[@sapphanimates]

The fact that sonichu is specifically tormenting sonic because his arms are bloo... surprisingly accurate to the source 10/10

[@TheGreenlandPenguin1208]

Hopefully Sonichu doesn't pepper spray Sonic for such "heresy"

[@velosify5774]

The scary part is that not only is this video not hyperbolic, some of the events portrayed were way worse than what is shown.

[@judebug1997]

wtf

[@asgth6147]

@@judebug1997 Welcome to Chris-chan, where everything is worse than can be put into words.

[@judebug1997]

@@asgth6147 then who the fuck got them out

[@nopentireiii2147]

some of? Literally all of the events here are much better than what he actually did

[@passingrando6457]

Does anyone remember when he was keeping Tupperware containers of his favorite Fanta mixer in the freezer next to his mother's tv dinners?

[@Leebondoop]

With all the weird things that this version of Sonic goes through, I like to think Sonichu was seriously the thing that broke him.

[@cyanthehedgehog777]

"tails, get out of the room!" *you're outside*

[@7rkdn427]

A moment of silence for Goobus who probably learned (and saw) WAY more about CWC than he ever wanted to while making this.

[@Fancysaurus]

The fanta stuff alone probably was more than enough.

[@Mormollio]

just sifting through the comments is getting to be...a lot. I'm going to do myself a favor and just stay ignorant af about this guy. I've known the name for years but never took it beyond that, and I think that was a blessing

[@draketherogue6634]

@@Fancysaurus I don't know what he did with the Fanta, but if it isn't my worst guess (he mixed it with his semen and drank it?) then I'm scared.

[@WakaranYT]

@@draketherogue6634 I hate to ruin your day but you’re right on the money

[@localfriendlycloud7720]

@@WakaranYT holy jesus what

[@Spedatr0n]

I’m from Virginia where he is also from. Of all the Virginia folk lore we have, from a fucking train buried under Richmond, to Mothman, he is genuinely one of the most terrifying and most well known, yet almost only a certain percentage of people know about him. It’s an enigma.

[@simplyaregularguy131]

The idea of Chris being something like a cryptid is funny to me for some reason

[@Lucario89187]

I thought by then he was known in his area, I remember the local news station interviewed him because he was participating in the pulse pride rally pretty sure they did that because people knew who he was by then.

[@tailsfan10]

Sounds more hellish than Ohio, even though that was a meme

[@pepperedash4424]

Mothman is _West_ Virginian folk lore, not Virginian. -A fellow Virginian who has West Virginian roots.

[@fireball-yj8fl]

Also don't forget! Virginia has the lore of being the starting place for the American Nazi Party and the Groverhaus

[@deltamachine343]

I love the fact that the illustrations where Sonichu is explaining his version of the story is him as the good one that is also a chad and that he is the one who is right. Which is something liars tend to do when they want to make others think they're great and good people.

[@Garcia9827]

And his case just got dismissed, can't even make shit up.

[@lucillefrancois150]

The more you learn about CC the more you just want them to be put in a care home for adults that can’t take care of themselves, cause clearly the adults in his life failed to prepare him for the world, and coupled with his disability it makes it horrifyingly easy for people to manipulate or trick him into doing a lot of awful shit He’s not a good person who’s solely a victim in this story, but anyone pretending that many of the people who knew him online and irl didn’t purposefully *try* to escalate to this kind of shit for entertainment purposes is simply misinformed about the story. Chris needs help in an institution, and a lot of people who know/knew need to be held accountable for the manipulation and abuse of the mentally handicapped

[@Xunkun]

We've actually deterred straight-up real scammers from taking advantage of him. One way, by the mechanic of making him so paranoid that he actually *thinks* about something being too good to be true, and another way in that he'd be a terrible mark, as he's under what's essentially 24/7 surveillance, and anyone attempting to associate with him would also be under immediate scrutiny,

[@nicolareffi9401]

@@Xunkun I don't think making people paranoid is a good way to make them deal with their life, at that point it's just a bad way to live, and therefore renders the action outright futile

[@Xunkun]

@@nicolareffi9401 But here's the thing you're missing; That "bad way to live?" _He's literally, unironically, and unapologetically: _*_chosen worse._* Making him a paranoid fuck instead is *making him **_better._*

[@thatblackbanana3055]

Exactly.

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Okay, but they're a rapist and irdc what happens to them lmfao. They raped Barb. She's senile and frail. There was no way for it to be consensual and they need to be in prison for taking advantage of her.

[@HeisenbergFam]

1:07 "feel my wrath" Doobus asserting his dominance is spotless, truly lvl 100 boss, a force to be reckoned with

[@thememenoob6426]

That was not Doobus

[@D_an_]

It wasn't him that said it. It was his little conjoined twin named goobly.

[@jadex1200]

...yeah, about that.

[@MicronOnline]

How do we tell em?

[@juanlizaso1289]

That wasn't Dracula's voice from Castlevania sotn!? right!?

[@Voicelesstuba72]

The tale gets worse, Chris chan's court allegations got dismissed so they're free now

[@AntiqueBambi]

Charges dropped. It only got worse.

[@m.g.trazor417]

The story of Chris-Chan is the ultimate manifestaion of those masks for tragedy and comedy, because at every turn you get people who are going to laugh and others who will cringe in terror at the events of this life.

[@nyahnyahson523]

I mean like, it's scary that someone can be so obviously in need of. Everything. And never get it. "Don't worry about them, they just don't understand other people," "Don't worry, they're just lazy", "Don't worry about them they just can't handle money," "Don't worry, they hurt themselves but that's okay because it was just because they were gullible." If someone is completely nonfunctional at every aspect of their life, just *maybe* they have something more going on besides being just "autistic and dumb." The only difference between Chris and their Mom was that one was constantly told they could do better. Treated like they had nothing wrong with them, besides "laziness" and "stupidity."

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@nyahnyahson523 Chris's mom constantly blamed other people for Chris's actions, rather than admitting that she basically neglected him socially and intellectually.

[@bellacose3837]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio He can be a shitty person who was raised incredibly poorly, and his mental illness could have been made worse due to 20 years of being trolled and obsessively documented. They aren't mutually exclusive ideas.

[@ginogatash4030]

​​@@nyahnyahson523 thing is though, his parents refused help and wanted him to be "normal" but also coddled him and taught him to weaponize his autism when he doesn't get what he wants, with proper treatment and education from his iarents he could've been far more functional, but they only made life worse for him, and you want to feel bad for Chris, but when you do he shows his true colors and acts like a dick, not out of misunderstanding but because he's genuinely a narcissist and just doesn't care, it's crazy how someone can be both so tragical and unlikeable at the same time.

[@spectraljerk330]

​@@OtakuUnitedStudio damn, I didn't know Chris mom refused to admit she might've had a hand in Chris ducked up lofe

[@RandomEXEFan]

If I had a nickel for everytime Doobus made an animation of a Sonic OC, I’d had two nickels, which isn’t a lot but It’s weird it happened twice.

[@pandachaoz]

right ?

[@MissUmbra]

@@pandachaoz What’s even more hilarious is that they’re both the most infamous ones Hoping to god that Doobus makes a cartoon about SonicSavior in the future

[@dravenmartinez6311]

Oh I remember the coldsteel joke

[@JonCrs10]

Space AIDS

[@fatalnatal1744]

dont forget coldsteel (if youre confused about the 2nd one)

[@skylerbrown359]

THEY DROPPED HIS CHARGES I REPEAT HE GOT AWAY WITH IT *_OH GOD WHYYYYYY_*

[@JWF78]

This is literally Chris Chan now that he’s back online and uploading videos again.

[@tylerkinrade9776]

The fact that he actually got Chris’s mannerisms down is incredible

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Trulahy

[@AllWorkAndLowPay]

Reminds me of Liquid Chris fr

[@thenethralking6032]

I am convinced the closer Doobus gets to a million subs, the crazier he’ll get

[@uberwow13]

Hes just being sane, the chris chan stuff tho? Ohhhh booiii

[@nintendofan707]

He's free, the charges got dropped.. Be afraid, be very afraid.

[@inannaenigma9391]

I’ve seen almost every dark corner of the web, but Chris-Chan scares me more than anything.

[@switch8372]

Sonic's utterly bewildered and mortified "No!" slayed me.

[@beesechurger2540]

Same! XD

[@Em_Cee669]

The way he transitions from Sonichu's voice to his own terrified one just...gets to me

[@curtisleblanc5897]

WHAT DO I EVEN D-

[@Dabeez431]

After watching Christine going on KZbin stating that she was innocent.. I needed to come back to this

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

He

[@francofernandes2006]

It's the details, man. How Sonic's arms are blue, how you can tell the trolls are Clyde Cash and Blue Spike. That's what makes the video great.

[@Red0543]

The Chris-Chan rabbit hole is a dark and horrifying place. Like first it’s like “Oh he wrote a badly drawn Sonic fan comic. That’s cute, I guess?” and then things rapidly goes from bad, to worse to “Holy motherhugger of god, what did I just read!?”

[@_hurglet]

He did more than just *hugging* his mother

[@IKnowWhatYouDid3]

​​@@_hurglet positively sick in the head😂

[@The4stro]

soo uhh... can you show me the entrance?

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

I was a little rattled at part 10 of the documentary. Maybe he’s a prick, but for gods sake what the trolls do to this clearly mentally handicapped individual is just disgusting.

[@IKnowWhatYouDid3]

@@ComicWriter-ml3qt true but maybe if he had decent parents it wouldn't of been so bad😵