How To Be Funny

You will absolutely feel numb to the fact you are so FUNNY when you complete these steps. all joy will mean NOTHING. but at least you'll be FUNNY.
ALSO, the joke at 0:48 is that it was supposed to be one of those annoying fake png images with the grey squares. But when I rendered this video, my editing software processed it as a regular png and removed the squares. so now it's just complete nonsense, hooray!
Thanks to Kassi for providing her voice (HER PAGE IS NOT FOR KIDS): / kassioppiava
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My Twitter: / doobusgoobus

[@kassioppia]

FART NOISE DOT WAV (genuinely though this was a privilege to work on man, I even made a yt account just so I could like the video lmfao)

[@DoobusGoobus]

Found you lol

[@_-Lx-_]

"Yes Daddy"

[@alex.g7317]

you _NEVER_ had a youtube account before then?!?

[@_-Lx-_]

@@alex.g7317 Some peoole just watch without an account, it's only really mandatory if you intend on subscribing or watching agelocked videos, if you just occasionally watch what's in your reccomended or a particular thing you searched for it's possible to use it without an account.

[@asdalotl]

fart noise dot wav !!

[@JoySparx]

The "Most replayed" feature makes the joke about the adult VA WAY funnier, oh my god.

[@JodeSoftingOFFICIAL]

idk about you but i re-watched that part solely for goobus's pure, unadulterated anger towards the VA lmao

[@blissthewolf]

@@JodeSoftingOFFICIALSame I only replayed it for his yelling 😂

[@esihopkinsss]

Lmao

[@CT-7567_CPTNRex]

I think most people replayed that because he out the funniest part there

[@placeholderdoe]

@@blissthewolfsure

[@betheguy_posts]

can't believe dude's out here giving out these high-quality lessons for free, truly a revolutionary artist and funnyman

[@duelmasteryuya1205]

Almost as if he is a certified internet funnyman like Alpharad.

[@luisrentas2826]

He Said the thing

[@GameMaster0025]

yes he the chosen one to save youtube

[@JimGarfunkleOfficial]

🗿🍷

[@GG-lk4xf]

He is a verified funnyman

[@johnwharton7094]

*"Yes Daddy"* *"OH GREAT NOW I'M DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-"*

[@ForeTopiaOfficial]

I dunno, Doobus looks as healthy as can be

[@3180P5]

He's in pretty good condition

[@crychidate]

he looks fine to me

[@ForeTopiaOfficial]

@@3180P5 I agree

[@Foreheadgamin]

@ВоIugа 🅥 I must sadly inform you that you, (bot), have been ratioed.

[@joelpww]

He looks a little green to me

[@zancrowe]

Considering I've been throwing my friends at my enemies and running away all my life, I... I think I can make this work.

[@whatever-nh8rq]

Considering I play Pikmin I think I too can do this

[@MrLoowiz]

No, you had friends. You have already failed.

[@zancrowe]

@@MrLoowiz Damn, so it's the unfunny life for me henceforth, huh? Sad.

[@zancrowe]

@@whatever-nh8rq Pikmin was the key all along!

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

500th like :D

[@GabrielMoura-gt9jb]

"Yes daddy 😳" "OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-" this part got me so much I was crying

[@FSoJG28597]

“-YOU BEAUTIFUL EMPOWERED WOMAN!”

[@kingbl4de734]

1:44 this part killed me🤣

[@stormblitz979]

I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU BI-!!!!!

[@cupcakeattack1119]

​@@stormblitz979then upload the video and you will get all the monies and everyone will love you as long as you do this everyday THE END

[@taimaralenton5472]

​@@cupcakeattack1119 okay, i hope that helped.

[@rimaproductions9369]

@@taimaralenton5472and just for you I was about to upload the latest prompt

[@fullmetalx644]

The amount of pain he goes through for every video is incredible all hail broccoli man

[@e.m.m.i6054]

He literally made a video explaining what he is and spoiler he isn’t broccoli

[@420roachdoggjr]

@@e.m.m.i6054 You're right he's a ripe head of lettuce.

[@hilariouschip7590]

Based

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@420roachdoggjr also wrong

[@Blaze00XD]

Didn’t Doobus make a video specificly to say he is *not* a broccoli?

[@Ledecral]

Pro tip: If you get a really FAT pirate crew, it will fill up the kraken faster and you can usually get away with 1 crew member surviving the whole ordeal. This is how some comedy channels can have duos.

[@paps3841]

This idea is genuinely funny

[@Ledecral]

@@paps3841 I’m glad, I lost Salty Bob in the process of learning it. R.I.P. Salty Bob, we’ll never forget ye.

[@kharitheblueanteater9592]

@@Ledecral how do I make it out with all members of the pirates so I can make a family channel

[@jojogacha974]

No you use them to block the 1 million arrows

[@GooberInternet]

@@kharitheblueanteater9592 Just get like. 17 pirates.

[@nicholasspring]

1:55 the END!!!!

[@RhineStone46]

I’d honestly love an animation or mini series seeing our noble Doobus embark on this journey to collect his next big joke for a video

[@darkkoi_]

That joke was truly hilarious. The way Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin' said "Fart noise dot wav" was genius. This is truly one of the jokes of all time. 12/10, would laugh again.

[@idontgetpaidenough3633]

@Jack Wrath I clipped into your mom

[@danielsurvivor1372]

This was truly one of jokes of time* you mean?

[@tim-jim760]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the amount of sacrifices pirates he puts in to his videos?!?!

[@thenethralking6032]

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make XD

[@krsynx]

Can you NOT start your comment witb "can we just take a moment to appreciate". There's been FAR TOO MANY.

[@mr.sirman8052]

@@krsynx That’s the joke

[@aquaponieee]

@@krsynx honestly, i don't see an issue with using common phrases. What, should we now ban the word "Hi" because it's used way too often? Do you realize that if we start banning the most commonly used phrases one by one in order, we'll eventually run out of phrases and become unable to communicate again and literally return to monke?

[@subartic]

@delf Yes. That's exactly the point, we need to return to monke.

[@cantmakeacreativename2072]

So, basing off of this video. I counted every current video Doobus has, coming up to about 164 (yes I actually counted) Assuming the amount of people in step 1 is proportionate to how many people he actually brings on each trip to the temple (which is about 5) This would mean that he has currently killed 820 people. By all accounts, this makes Doobus a war criminal. Which is actually hilarious.

[@ellocodiablo]

You didn't have to count them yourself. It is displayed on the home page of the channel. Just in case you ever need to do some off the cuff maths again 😉

[@vitorschein8073]

It has to be more, one crew mate for each penguin, elephant and tiger, he made it seem like there would be more than one of each, but assuming it is only one of each that is three already, than you have to consider that the crew was halfed, and actually 5 is a pretty good guess, so yeah, I didn't think this through

[@navyblued]

@@ellocodiablo but wheres the fun in that.

[@You-are-definitely-right-but]

But that’s if every vid only has one joke. You would theoretically need to count every joke in every episode, which I’m guessing is enough to make Doobus the most diabolical content creator

[@mushublaze]

As a Cambodian, I appreciate the references to the country and the temples. Fun fact, my mother's maiden name is actually Kong 🙃

[@Kirbo710]

Fun fact: if you are on mobile, you can just tap to pause the screen at 0:48, and it still shows the fake squares, therefore fulfilling the joke

[@oefest5252]

FUCK! I JUST COMMENTED THAT, YOU’VE GOTTA BE FOOKEN KIDDING!!!!

[@takenshota546]

i don't get it who taught you how to english properly?

[@jedimarioe]

Very confused at what this means

[@martyyt2099]

@@oefest5252 I really don't get it

[@sodashark2907]

@@takenshota546there’s squares in the background of the image (normally if you want an invisible background of whatever image you got from the internet) if you pause on mobile and Doobus hints at the joke in red writing

[@CrispyToast]

0:45 "That is but a taste of our fury! Do you yield?"

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

haha.. i do not.

[@FEELZ_SHARD]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Infinityyplex]

No

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

Lol

[@raynmanshorts9275]

"You are going to voice this cartoon. Yes?" "Yes, daddy." "AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M DEMONITIZED!" The fact that this is the most replayed part, well... it's well deserved.

[@jg-7780]

On the KZbin app, if you pause at the temple at 0:49 and tap on the screen to bring up the play button, you can actually see the transparent png squares that goobus refers to in the description.

[@oldred890]

A. This was hilarious B. Sort Doob's vids by popularity and become deeply depressed. Seriously, some of his BEST content is buried by his still good but way less amazing videos. Like, they're all good, but seeing Brent and Sophie under FNF stuff *hurts* with just how good original Doobus material is.

[@AnuragKumar-ik1kc]

President winnie the pooh is top tier imo and beats even Sophie and brent

[@kharitheblueanteater9592]

Almost all of the FNF videos are on the top

[@_-Lx-_]

Sadly the FNF fandom is made from an army of toxic toddlers who will watch anything relating to it on loop and autoplay while ignoring anything else. (And that's the least of their issues, don't even get me started on them invading and attempting to claim other fandoms as their property such as Madness). Sadly quality isn't at all relevant to success, not in general and especially not to KZbin, in KZbin whatever hits all the right tags and trends and is mass pumped out is what's successful.

[@Da-choppa]

@@_-Lx-_ I fucking hate the fnf fandom, I really hate how most of them literally don’t know what madness really is

[@Zach-804]

Most of Doobus’ existence is just him dead inside and needing a hug.

[@tanjirokamado1031]

1:24 as a Catholic this is funny as hell😂😂

[@thebearded4427]

Jesus i christ. I was eating an orange while watching this, completely unsuspecting. When the penguin selling the guns popped up i fucking lost it and now my entire desk is covered in half chewed orange. Great tutorial! perfect 4/7! Marvelous!

[@robiginal6458]

I love how getting home and making the animation are the easiest parts, whereas getting the joke itself is the most difficult part

[@zdanee]

Killing the friends you gained along the way by throwing them at your enemies you gained along the way is the hardest part.

[@danielcastillosyoutubechan2452]

1:44 doobus get demonitized

[@Eyes3444]

1:47

[@hauntedcircus7475]

can we appreciate doobus goobus bc hes sacrificed alot. also kassi for agreeing to say a single line.

[@doobiousyt]

So that's why my jokes have been half-baked. I've been going to Turkey

[@Tootiefrootietortalini2001]

2:15 *the death of comedy* ”I’ve killed art”

[@DiamondBatToons]

I like how you had to mention that the Sonic theme & "Adult" VA's go together well 😂

[@ManiacX1999]

Someone please explain for my naive brain

[@tomtcom]

@@ManiacX1999 they're VA's that do things for "adult" cartoons and such

[@pinkuisntniku6521]

@@ManiacX1999 adult animation means animations about people doing the unholy nasty

[@crucifiedhughneutron7764]

And the fact he’s willing to kill said VAs if they don’t comply.

[@newbaggett]

Uh! Uuh! If you know the reference!

[@Gatorboy5678]

0:48 If you tap on it on mobile or move your mouse on computer you *CAN* actually see the “gray squares of the ancients”

[@oodamame9337]

The fact that I laughed at the ancient prompt of a thousand years ago is proof enough for me that Goobus must make this sacrifice constantly

[@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING]

1:48 The fact he has to stand on a red box to be able to put the comically large scissors around the woman's neck is funny to me for some reason

[@Sonichero151]

And somehow he thought the VA WOULDN'T demonitize the video with "Yes Daddy"

[@1everysecond511]

It took me a moment to realize that "adult" in air quotes implied that the VA voiced NSFW content and not that she was actually underage and because I'm dumb I got really concerned that Goob accidentally hired a 17-year-old once or something

[@dontkickmychick6076]

Why not both? :troll:

[@incertnamehere]

You know there’s an easier temple in northern Hungry where you just have to sacrifice a finger, doesn’t matter if it’s yours or not.

[@maup2900]

I've realized that one of the reasons I greatly enjoy your videos is how your humour is refreshingly not preachy. You don't try to peddle any kind of moral views and just focus on being genuinely entertaining. And you don't fall on the same old tired tropes that all animated parodies have exhausted since the creation of the internet. Everytime you upload is really exciting and I can't say that for many other people on here.

[@curlystepper7386]

Agreed, more content creators should learn from this

[@murkorus7147]

There's actually a skip you can make if one of the crewmates you bring with you is an enderman from Minecraft, there's a hidden feature that will allows him to teleport to safety after distracting an enemy. Remember to use your enderman at the last enemy though, then for the million arrows you will be able to not get hit, as endermen are immune to arrows. I hope this was helpful and will save you some pain for your next video.

[@davidhong1934]

They patched that exploit The temple interior now contains an ankle-high quantity of water

[@carlosgarcia-pd4wq]

@@davidhong1934 also enderman don't teleport the just move faster than the eye can see.

[@Daniel_3322]

@@davidhong1934 easy solution just bring the boat you came in and the enderman can enter with you

[@Jsslade]

Endermen exist because one day, God was playing in Minecraft and said, "I want there to be a reference to that." And then He made a reference to that, in real life.

[@agrilsunil1]

Except you want no survivors besides you so you don’t have to pay them.

[@Foreheadgamin]

What an informative guide! My friends laughed at my joke so much they haven't stopped laughing!

[@thetastytango7374]

1:10 just timestamping this for my own personal use.

[@The1ArtKing]

1:11

[@toxc9526]

Ayo?

[@jamieterrill]

"If someone is funny, it's probably their only redeeming quality." Blitzo from helluva boss in a nutshell.

[@elibenmocha6780]

I feel bad for Doobus to go through all of that pain just to make us laugh after all of these years. I am grateful for all he has done for us.

[@miguelarg2001]

The NSFW actress who have invited to do some characters really have a good voice. I don't know why but it is something who fits really well or at least make these animations look like good quality content

[@_-Lx-_]

Yeah, some NSFW VAs have really great voices. Makes sense, their whole job is to make themselves sound alluring and attractive, so makes sense their voice would be nice to listen to in SFW content too. Honestly some are really soothing, got the whole ASMR stuff going on.

[@bluecanine3374]

@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) and often times they do ASMR! what is sad though is BECAUSE they do NSFW content it makes it difficult to get cast for sfw stuff. Not impossible, but difficult even if they try to make a separate profile/portfolio. And having a NSFW VA in anything sfw always results in the comment section being 90% just people saying "hey, she did a porns type things! Did you know that?! I did and it made my peepee hard! "

[@_-Lx-_]

@BlueCanine Though I'm actually not sure about that thing you said about being hard to get cast, as I know a massive number of famous voice actors like Mike Pollock and Dan Green have acted in hentai before. Many people do manage to continue finding SFW jobs.

[@bluecanine3374]

@LX BDK (Ghost Of Culvert) those examples aren't what I'm talking about. Not only are those men which is a whole separate set of stigma around it, but those were way back in the 90s under pseudonyms during an era where it was hard to connect the dots. They became established before people sleuthed out their past. And just that, it is their past. They, no my knowledge, aren't or even recently done ANY nsfw voice work for well over a decade. Way different

[@_-Lx-_]

@@bluecanine3374 OK fair enough

[@margitvarganemunkacsi9700]

I laughed for a long time after the joke at the end. I almost choked on my brassói. I mean I I went full unstoppable Joker laugh. Thanks you Goobus UwU!

[@tbiggy]

"OH AND JUST LIKE THAT IM DEMONITIZED!!!"

[@theoverseer1775]

Wait, you mean you DON'T have to sacrifice your entire family to cuthulu and start a new one for later sacrifice every time you want to get a joke? Damn, i knew i was doing something wrong.

[@antoniopisani489]

As an aspiring writer who can't write comedy, this video helped me so much

[@Soitisisit]

That's not fair. I snort laughed and fell over on the toilet. I now believe this is truly the process.

[@Thecommander248]

Okay, but why are the hands backwards at 1:37?

[@DreddFall04]

Why tf did you know that?

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

@@DreddFall04 That part is really easy

[@theduelist649]

0:08 yes i do. I deal and inflict PUNishment each and every day

[@Solesteam]

0:54 I found that using only parts of your crewmates actually can leave you with 72% of a crewmate remaining, a uncommonly known fact, and that can help you with the arrows.

[@agrilsunil1]

Just make sure the 72% isn’t the arm.

[@WeLoveSkully]

The fact I even smiled at “fart noise .wav” is absolutely horrendous and I might take extreme measures to myself in order to end this hell

[@derpyt772]

Out of all the videos Mr. Doobus made, this is my favourite

[@malinm17]

2:12 😳😳😳

[@Two_Teapod]

the funy

[@davebtuu9480]

I don’t know whether I should ashamed or impressed over this but “Friday Night Funkin’ Girlfriend Fart” made me laugh for five consecutive minutes.

[@teemujussila]

Same

[@agrilsunil1]

SHAME!!!!

[@FireFox64000000]

What's really funny is the fact that that's not too dissimilar from the actual process of becoming funny. Who am I kidding, your version is less painful.

[@bcbdjane]

if you look at goobus's computer, it looks like an ammong us crewmate

[@just_type_ultra]

Man Doobus really puts a lot of effort in his videos

[@hotkoyoto]

The lesson here is there's some deep truth to almost absolutely everything he said. And the road to being a youtube is filled with absolute pain, misery, unfairness, critics everywhere, and very little actual satisfaction when you realize it's getting infinitely tougher the longer youtube goes on. Let alone the repeated cycle of trying to find what hits and what misses with the general audience and your fan base, let alone how the overall general world sees you when you tell them you're a youtuber. F*ck, this video is informative, golden, 10/10, and kinda sad at the same time. My poor boy.

[@JPSimen]

Too many words.

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

this is why i would only do video essays for rants when i want to get input out there on important issues like video games. like with the chuggaaconroy paper mario sticker star rant series where he's mostly just doing it for himself

[@Sir.Chaos111]

You know that explains why John Tron takes so long

[@Zappy2113]

I just got back from my second trip, I have the most amazing quote, "It's all shits and giggles, until someone giggles and shits."

[@siryizzir]

thanks for the shout out at 0:33 love your content bro

[@LordEyepatch]

This is how you graduate Clown Colledge..... *everyone ends up dropping out.*

[@brad_hensil]

The Doug Walker rule of comedy where "All Comedy is Based on Misery."

[@Loliconman]

Aw, I went to college with cambolius. Glad he's doing well.

[@lilium724]

This is actually a brilliant commentary on the current state of AI art, and what it tells us about the constant depreciation of artists work in our modern society 🧐 It does this by demonstrating the absurdity of pretending that "coming up with good ideas is more important than the work needed to transform said idea into a finished product"

[@Greychanchibi93]

Thank you Doobus for this helpful tutorial

[@osimations3815]

Comedy died the moment I exhaled through my nose at the joke

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

None of the steps had his pirates commit piracy.

[@sethhubner112]

I've had such a shitty day with everything annoying me thank you so much this really made my day so much better just what I needed :D

[@NullifiedPerson]

This whole video on it's own is art and should be put in to a museum

[@justfigurinitoutanimations]

“I’ve killed art.” -Doobus Goobus 😂 😂 I’m dying 😂 💀

[@AngryNerdBird]

Can confirm. I've done like 50 comic dubs, and pretty much all of them got maybe a couple hundred or a few thousand views. And then one of the only ones that included an actress I got to help is now at 185k.

[@Arkay315]

This just shows how much effort goes into animation.

[@theelitegamershake4879]

How to be funny: Make OHIO memes Say "Hehe women" Refrence Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Be based Make dark jokes (You have kids in your basement) Done

[@ParnellAnimation]

Thank you for laying out this process. I’ve never been able to make it past the arrows before.

[@haydenguan6352]

"OH AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M DEMONSETIZED, I WENT THROUGH A TEMPLE FOR THIS YOU" is so funny XD

[@C0llectorHere]

“I’ve killed art” is an understatement 😅😅😅 In all seriousness, very funny video. I have now gotten my very funny joke from the temple and I am now making millions of moneys. Thank you Doobus Goobus for your tutorial on funniness.

[@zephrox.]

1:30 makes a reference to a game in real life that was made in real life

[@thatonehorriblesibling]

Oh my god I just realized the voice actress actually voiced the "noise fart dot wav" I thought it was a text-to-speech bot

[@wayworner]

If you backwards crouchjump into a corner while playing the whistle it will clip you out of bounds, and the “home” scene and the “temple_joke_room” scene are very close to eachother, so just clip back into reality to repeat this process, and get anywhere from 20-30 jokes per hour

[@treynevs4888]

I was having a bad day at work today, but this really cheered me up. Thank you so much, dude.

[@jrr6947]

All way through I was just smirking, but I genuinely laughed at the end🤣🤣

[@lunch_trey]

Every time I get to the temple, one of my crewmembers is the only other survivor. So I have unfortunately been repeating the process for a long time now and the results have always been the same minus a few where I died before reaching the temple.

[@nacklehero1613]

the thing is he probably went to the temple one day and found a joke about explaining how to get a joke

[@williamthomas4769]

IT'S KASS!! Hey Kass, I hope to see you voicing some stuff every now and then on Doobus' Channel. 😃 also My sweet green goober looked absolutely FUCKED up at the beginning. ☠

[@kassioppia]

Honestly this was so much fun to do, I'd love to work with Doobus again!

[@henrynelson9301]

I love how you hire NSFW voice actresses but their lines keep getting shorter

[@charkoney]

The mindfuck doobus must have gone through when he found the joke that made this video

[@PSIHedgehogChris]

I tried this once, unfortunately every pirate crew I tried to hire turned me down because they knew what was going to happen if they accepted and wanted to keep living.

[@NixNack]

This has been an informant and helpful video . I will be sure to use these helpful steps myself the next time I wish to make a "joke".

[@fede2]

I'll take this process over AI art any day.

[@BrozvilleRealm]

wait if it's guaranteed that you will be the last survivor, couldn't you just take 4 pirates by air and have only one encounter

[@Snowflake.....]

Ok a question about the sky griffins. You see I heard from Tombus the immaculate that sky griffins were afraid of Mondays and spend most of the day at Chili's because they really like the hand battered crispers. Can we just sit a plate of meatloaf in front of Chili's forever trapping them? Because everyone know meatloaf only exists on Monday.

[@arealgamer342]

Can confirm. Did all these 999 years ago and I have been numb with FUNNY ever since.

[@misterzygarde6431]

You know what would be funny? Kirby, Eri, Kouta, Anya, Damien, Becky, Emile, Ewan, Anais, and Stewie all torturing the League of Villains to the point where they find themselves in the afterlife. By singing that song Patrick wrote in Sing a Song of Patrick

[@Nerdtendo6366]

The best part of the PNG castle is that the squares appear only when I pause the video so it’s like a secret

[@Ezisboring]

I personally prefer the pull the joke out your arse method even though it has a higher chance to get you canceled on Twitter

[@popcan5154]

The fact the ending made me laugh proves that he was right about the temple.

[@PerfectGoat717]

2:00 ai art/ text prompts

[@awesomej1107]

I always felt I wasn’t that funny and that I should learn the art of comedy, thank you so much for this tutorial!

[@thehuntsman2112]

This is like Home Movies and asdfmovie had a child, and out came Doobus.