Crendor Returns - The Geekenders Ep 20

[@crendor]

Really had to carve time out of my busy schedule for this unique opportunity

[@julianwardmusic]

Yeah, but what is the fact of the day?

[@julianwardmusic]

The fact of the day song; kzbin.info/www/bejne/mYu1fHeagaqsqsUsi=7HvhQRQ8MpnYw1Ln

[@DontStopMoveOn]

What day is it, even?

[@deanospimoniful]

Sorry you had to get up so early.

[@terrybengst4618]

Can’t believe they booked this headliner act

[@muja_bunny]

I can't believe you guys managed to get an exclusive guest like Crendor more than once

[@Gakulon]

Off topic, but your profile pic is so cute!!

[@muja_bunny]

​@@Gakulon ty!!

[@benjabin4268]

I am so glad this is the first episode of the podcast i decided to try. The cooptional podcast never died

[@partylord6286]

One of the first episodes was a Crendor episode watch that one too!

[@bwm5197]

I love when Dodger guests on Cox N' Crendor

[@lainwakura]

crendor: i didn't dodge the question. narrator: he did, in fact, dodge the question.

[@andrewchalker8529]

At this rate Crendor is the one who really should be called Dodger.

[@lainwakura]

@@andrewchalker8529 he never properly answers a question 😂

[@brutalbunny]

he's such a good politician

[@DM-ICE]

When was the question asked? I started watching after the song and heared Crendors "introduction", but never heard the question. This is some next level bs - or I've got selective hearing.

[@lainwakura]

@@DM-ICEyou have selective hearing cause jesse literally asks the question at 3:35. and Dodger asks again at 4:40

[@ForeverKite42]

"Here's the thing" is Crendor's Catchphrase. Take a drink every time he says it and you'll be wrecked every episode.

[@uselesspocketwatch]

Every time he says this, it takes me back to the game of Secret Hitler, and I'm expecting "I'm a liberal."

[@PuppetPal_Clem]

Its the Geekcrendors

[@jcnot9712]

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[@PuppetPal_Clem]

@@jcnot9712 correct

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

it's the weekcrend

[@jcnot9712]

30:43 dodger randomly losing it here when she remembers the video she’s about to explain is one of the purest things I’ve seen today 😂

[@drakedangereux8042]

That noise she made was so funny, people often point at Jesse's laugh being infectious but honestly so is Brooke's haha

[@Masamune84]

@@drakedangereux8042Yep the Life is Strange Let’s Play is another prime example

[@MrsMaisie]

Dodger's kid roasting Strippin is the beginning of her Mean Girl arc that Jesse predicted in a previous podcast episode :P

[@LibrarianQ]

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@KevinoftheHorde]

Legit crendor is my favorite guest, let’s have him on monthly at this point

[@zepo82]

once a year he could be the third host, throw us all for a loop

[@RareGamer99]

This takes me back. These 3 have always had magical chemistry! Anybody else noticed how when these 3 are talking an hour passes like it's nothing... 😅

[@jcnot9712]

There’s no content like non-content 😂

[@JAlc-dw7px]

The first podcast in KZbin I was hooked on and enjoyed was with Totalbiscuit. This is where I know these 3 amazing ppl from. Loved it back then. As a much grown person know, Loved this. Hope they can do more content

[@cthulhusol]

We all miss him. But I thank him a lot for introducing me to you all

[@MrZenzio]

These three together just amplify each others' fun; I could watch them together for hours on end.

[@blubcremeluver6276]

I love Crendor as guest. It is the closest to co-optional by far, and I'm sure TB is shouting from above about whatever he might be upset with right now. This podcast makes me fee.. just happy.

[@fang_xianfu]

It's battlepasses and paying a premium to get the game a couple of days early (it's like preordering squared!) that he's mad about for sure

[@chrisv2579]

“What do I think about? I live in the moment dude.” -Crendor 2024

[@lainwakura]

crendor never answers a question 😂

[@gabrieleomaggio1461]

51:17 the dude Crendor is talking about is not an EverQuest dev, he is actually Jason Kingsley, CBE: the founder and CEO of Rebellion Developments, the studio behind Sniper Elite. The man is juggling a successful 30+ year career in game development AND one of the biggest KZbin channels on medieval history around. He is a goddamn LEGEND.

[@Benjiman20]

Yeah it's a random old guy😂 Coolest CEO by far

[@Toranaga]

Yet another incredible episode, 90 minutes of podcast and they didn't even manage to get to games, it's like the CoxnCrendor podcast spilled over here, loved it.

[@JaziB]

Remember when TB would always say "we only occasionally talk about video games"? That's what Geekenders is. 😛

[@Vilis_Farthuk]

1:22:45 The way this pivots into that Gettysburg quote is PRICELESS 😂😂😂

[@bloodbought6809]

Without question my new favorite podcast and number 1 favorite long form content on KZbin!

[@tjheid5414]

Welcome, young grasshopper.

[@bloodbought6809]

@@tjheid5414 ty ty… been here since co optional and then when they did the “beta” episode or early access lol… I got a notification and I freaked out and was so happy!

[@leaflock7462]

Something weird going on with Crendor’s eyes in the thumbnail 😂

[@jessecox]

There's no way we edited his face. Only a bunch of children would do that to a friend.

[@jcnot9712]

@@jessecoxI have some news for y’all 😂

[@matvarela]

It's the Spooder Man version of Crendor

[@diojiwoolf]

This podcast has filled a void in my heart I didn't even realize was there. As truly as any fan can say, Thank You! My very first podcast was 'Casually Hardcore' on WowRadio. There I was introduced to 'Cox and Crendor' for the first time which eventually led me to the Gold Tier 'Co-optional Podcast'! I heard that MiracleofSound is going on tour again too! Ya'll bring so many smiles you don't even know.

[@Justapples_0339]

I remember when I ran into Jesse at an EVO in 2017 or so; I had watched him since the OMFGCATA stuff and it was so CRAZY seeing him there, I got a hug and everything, it was so great running into someone who I have watched since I was a kid.

[@Wacheif]

R.I.P. TB

[@TheCraftsman84]

I met Jesse and Dodger when they came to DragonCon with TB and Gena. They were amazing.

[@rajabuta]

endwalker is just sailor moon. THANK YOU KYLE!

[@CFHistory]

Dodger and Jesse: what do you think about besides time zones Crendor: not a damn thing

[@kunafox]

new intro lyrics including crendor saying "I live in the moment" mixup. ITS FINALLY THE WEEKEND!

[@SoShiBias]

I have this odd, wholesome feeling whenever Crendor comes to the show and I guess I can finally put that feeling into words. It's wholesome because I can't believe Jesse & Dodger have been putting up with THIS FKING GUY for so many years! :D

[@AzrealShadow]

Friends chatting leads to the funniest stuff

[@nicholasbennett7463]

3 min in and it's peak Crendor. The magic of these three together.

[@ice4life2002]

I have missed these goobers, I missed the co-optional podcast and this does a lot to fill that void, great work gang!

[@captaincokecan]

Best one so far, only crendor can bring the calculated chaos and chemistry. I love this man. Crendor the aquantince to all of humankind

[@DeVonteSkillern]

Dodger was built for that food channel. I just need more of whatever that character is I AM BEGGING

[@TheTechDweller]

Im an avid chilluminati fan and I cant wait for the eventual Mathas episode. But after dodger's goof with the timing, its only more funny the longer it goes before he comes on

[@Jhakri_]

As a highschool kid in 2014, everyone had a smartphone and the world laughed at people with Blackberries. Crendor has gotten old and forgotten time.

[@DragoonDave222]

Is there any Potential for Genna to come on the show someday?

[@colausbra]

Oh shit I met Jesse and Crendor at that meet and greet! Jacksepticeye was one line over and had been capped within minutes of being opened. We could see Jesse going over to Jack's line and posing infront of his fans who were young teens and not impressed with Jesse in the least. Amazing to hear about this from his perspective.

[@KrakatonMain]

1:04:19 I want you to know, I sat onto the toilet right as you paused and thought to myself "oh this does not bode well"

[@FatDracula]

I love these podcasts, takes me back to a simpler time with the cooptional days. A big part of my humor was influenced by you guys. Cheers, please keep it coming.

[@junderlandgames1186]

Having these 3 together is always a riot and a great delight. Reminds of the good old days of co-optional ❤

[@TheDrTwist]

Let me just once again, reiterate that I'm so freakin happy these two are doing a podcast again. This is my favorite part of the week just like co-optional and tgs used to be :)

[@Vrikrar]

To be fair, it IS pretty cool when Sailor Mars goes like badudududududududu.

[@lainwakura]

Crendor: we were talking about theater kids Narrtor: They were not talking about theater kids.

[@vincereads2623]

Crendor is my hero. I feel he always has been, but now I can admit it. His piece about mandatory retail work experience to build humility is something I've been saying constantly for the past 15 years of working in retail.

[@suddenshotty]

The Cox n Crendor specials are always my favourite 😂

[@Cidewalk]

I just want to say that geekenders is probably my favorite thing to watch on the internet right now. I hope the metrics are good enough for you to keep doing it. Every episode is just me full smiling, start to finish.

[@__Albin__]

It amuses me that Dodger and I have radically different solutions to the same problem. We don't like our hands getting messy when eating. Her solution; Avoid sauces, syrups, etc. My solution; Don't eat with my hands. I can if I need to, but whenever I have the option I'll eat burgers, pizza, tacos, waffles, pancakes, snacks, etc. with cutlery.

[@dizzygnome6698]

I would love to see the rest of the goblins on the show 😂 You should get Tomato and Breebunn as guests!

[@NathanHarrisStudio]

I lost a lot of happiness when the other podcast stopped - I’m so happy to see you guys together

[@spamhonx56]

In case anyone is wonder and sees this, the youtube medieval horse guy crendor mentions about 50 minutes in is Jason Kingsley, his channel is "Modern History TV" and his stuff is really good. *edit* oh, crendor remembered.

[@dmitrigriner1309]

Great show, Crendor is a great guest, one of my favourites! PS what was the podcast where Jesse and Alex were making AI music? I need more of that dynamic in my life!

[@tjheid5414]

We need Dodge’n’Cox’n’Crendor. Dodger bantering with the weather report would be legendary.

[@JRufu]

I just really love these people.

[@JMCD107]

ITS THE WEEKEND!

[@jcnot9712]

man I love watching these three share a braincell 😂

[@SkilesHasFun]

30:42 Dodger: "Have you seen those videos-" *deflates*

[@TheLowoonharm]

wishlisted gestalt last week, decided to play the demo while listening to this. its great, realy looking forward to the game! and to more geekenders episodes!

[@gagesparks5898]

Super glad you guys have made a spiritual sucessor to co-optional. Its good has that vibe but its also its own thing, keep up the good work guys

[@Vetis213]

2014 was the era of the iphone 6 and galaxy s5.. people were definitely able to quickly get online.

[@Vrikrar]

Three months mandatory service industry work, but if you misbehave in the ways you'd expect people who mistreat service employees to misbehave, then those three months start over.

[@RespawnGod]

Jesse's dream for A.I. art is Data from Star Trek is what I'm hearing

[@Eldar7431]

Jesse's impresions of Gandalf sound more like Jaba the Hut to me :D

[@theseesh9163]

This is the podcast holy trinity love you guys

[@ICBPenguin]

I wish it was these three everytime they work so well together

[@stefantom4]

I am convinced Crendor is the inspiration for Teddy from bob's burgers

[@inspectregadget3561]

While I avoid signings due to hating queues, I'd never watched Sips before getting to hang out with him at Coxcon. Started watching him after, super nice and chill dude.

[@jeffreysherman8224]

53:51 YES! More of this! More of this! *They're so gooood!* 55:04 CRENDOR! DODGERRRR! I can't! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Tsumetaiyoru]

It’s so fun watching the people I grew up watching just chillin. Shortest hour ever.

[@bethwhitmore-stolar5820]

The Foppish Foodies bit would be such an awesome Coxtunes

[@huyh172]

I really love when crendor is on this show because your report is so natural you can tell you all have been friends for a long time

[@Taim]

Hey Jesse, any plans to start uploading episodes again on the podcast apps? I've checked multiple apps and the last episode featured Timmac on all of them. Love the podcast

[@SanaChama]

This podcast brought me back to my 20's lol, thank you Jesse, Dodger and guests!

[@wing024]

TOPIC: How do you make walffles "You may have to help a pregnant sheep"

[@jeanlucadolfo4377]

you guys were literally my childhood :(

[@CompiledGabriel]

KZbinrs: "You need to grab peoples attention in the first 30 seconds of the video so they stay" Jesse: "I'll make people wait 2 and a half minutes for the content to start"

[@EmiEvergiven]

OMG I feel so vindicated, as soon as I got towards the end of Endwalker I was like, yo this is the end of the Queen Beryl saga on Sailor Moon and NO ONE knew what I was talking about

[@wynnefox]

A person was struggling to find their style at art school. They were good at copying but on their own, they struggled. THe teacher had them copy a masterpiece and then pointed out the differences. THe student goes, "Yeah, well I'm not perfect..." and the teacher goes, "No, the differences are your style, not mistakes."

[@dopaminecloud]

I dislike this tale lol. Mistakes are the differences between your intent and output. It's unproductive to talk em away. Instead, change your intent.

[@yoshi_auditore431]

I love how when most guests are on conversations are like "Heres what games ive been playing lately and what i think of them!", "Heres whats going on in the world and the industry at the moment" etc And when Crendors on its just "lol were just talking lmao"

[@Luckydragon1118]

"preeeeesentation" how does that sounds so funny xD

[@Brodesta]

Im so glad to have another vaguely TGS and Co-Optional podcast weekly to watch thats just about whatever they want to talk about not strictly games I do think if they reformatted the layout though to be quadrants would be good though to have less wasted space, Jesse & Dodger at the top left right with the guest bottom right then bottom left could be the Geekenders logo with the topic underneath it then everyones faces get to be a bit bigger also

[@PSBanimations]

ITS THE WEEKEND! Really loving this podcast. So much nostalgia!

[@hallelion]

30:22 "Interview myself" I have seen this done by Jacksfilms on livestream. I was mesmerized as the two "Jacks" roast me for not believing that it was happening in real time lmao

[@Reckoner997]

Crendor should be a permanent member of this podcast

[@jeffreysherman8224]

44:25 Dodger changing her accent for her own kid is wild. 😂

[@kory_misun]

I've never gone to a convention outside of Alaska (too lazy and too poor), but if I ever became fortunate enough to meet any of you three, I would be honored. Thanks for giving me enough laughs to get through life, from 2010 to now. PS, congratulations on Lucky's birth. I love sheep so much.

[@user-fj7kf7vb1i]

this will sound like a backhanded compliment but i love the complete lack of a throughline in this podcast. everyone's so comfortable talking with each other that its just a stream of consciousness. just such a nice vibe for 90 minutes.

[@fang_xianfu]

55:18 Dodger's foppish foodie is far too real, she's clearly encountered some of Those People in the British countryside haha

[@blueshoals]

39:00 AMEN, Crendor!

[@robinstolte]

Actually absolutely wild that Jesse’s experience with getting hired for a call center was verbatim my own experience with getting hired for a call center as well, down to it being advertised as something completely different. I quit before my first day, what a miserable experience

[@cakeisamadeupdrug6134]

Crendor has Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

[@SalazarKnight]

How can someone so chill be so entertaining? Crendor is a true rarity!

[@Techstriker1]

Please someone do an animation of Foppish Foodies 53:37 lol.

[@robi4567]

Jesse one thing for the AI talk. I enjoy correlating numbers etc. So AI taking my job would mean I can not do that.

[@alexandreboutaudvalarini5638]

10 years ago is 1997. We will not be taking questions at this time.

[@alfonsomartinez142]

Creador in a smoke circle would be the most confusing / enlightening thing ever

[@angelnickl]

One again that geekend draws near but then I hear the subtle cox and crendor in the morning take over. We will never recover from this.

[@richardhammock5363]

I just want Jesse to know that I very much appreciate his "Gettysburg wow me boys" reference.😂

[@jcnot9712]

If anyone knows who Caspian is (the "developer" for the failed kickstarter Kingdoms of Elyria) he'd be perfect for that "peantubutter sandwich" thought experiment, 'cause if you've been following his developer updates you'd know he'd somehow find a way to write a 6,000 word essay on how to just pickup the knife.

[@YuWantFrysWitdat]

LETS GO!!! Crendor Episode! 2.0

[@augustvalek]

oh no, for fopish foodies Jessse and Stepahnie Sterling are the posh lords and Crendor / Dodger are sassy servants