*Cricket being bullied for 4 minutes straight* || MULAN EDIT

[@JellyTheBean0716]

I still find it funny that pretty much the only reason why this whole movie happened was because of the cricket messing everything up at the Matchmakers

[@zerufilm2847]

LMAO FR

[@zabejosmith]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, 'hEr'" killed me

[@StemNoodle]

Couldn't have said it better 😂 my sides hurt

[@Ace-ace-baby]

Ikr my stomach hurts from laughing😂

[@justanowlhousegirl4198]

The greatest sin of the Mulan remake is that Mushu isn’t in it.

[@ange7522]

True

[@mariableu8578]

Greatest of man. Dishonor on them.

[@pheo497]

I didn't see it and HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK WITHOUT HIM?

[@DeemaCloud]

​@@pheo497it already has SO. MANY. FLAWS. just enjoy the animated one and you won't be disappointed.

[@Liz4rd.Thing124]

Neither Mushu nor Cricky 😔

[@GP-jj7zn]

'slap him on the behind' AYO

[@kyrcamille9106]

*they like that*

[@GuninGames]

Mushu, the pleasurable

[@Jo-er6tw]

@@GuninGames😭

[@daniella5996]

"Manly urges list" HEELPPP THAT GOT ME LOOOLLLLL

[@sionainnmichalsky2928]

In German, Mushu says something like, “And all because Mulan wants to be Lara Croft” 😂💅

[@Yanessa_Aguilar]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@muhahahahha]

Is this how I realised I only ever watched this movie when I was old enough to understand the English version 🤯 damn my childhood must have sucked

[@karolinatrojakova3138]

that's funny 😄 for example in Czech he say "poor honest dragon has to suffer because of a she transvestite"

[@victoiresouledelafont3428]

« Khan, the horse having more personality than Mulan in the remake » 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is so true !

[@rileynelson6624]

Mushu is genuinely a nice guy and definitely becomes an even better one after he confesses to Mulan that he was just using her, but he really didn’t have to kick Cri-Kee like that 😂.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

And we ignore the sequel Mushu

[@szofiavig315]

​​@@EssexAggiegrad2011i pretend that sequel doesn't even exist tbh

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@szofiavig315 Cannot blame you

[@furtadoalbum9679]

I honestly can’t stand Mushu. It’s hard to call him a nice guy considering he risked Mulan’s life to help himself. Oh and the fact that he literally tries to be as annoying as possible 95% of the time.

[@operagirl0101]

"Kill something. Fix something. Cook outdoors" That's my dad...

[@JackZoe-bf3zq]

The grandma really was the funniest person in the movie. She was a real one

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Glad to hear that being said about someone other than Mushu. I never really did get him

[@catherine-eggallergyinmd]

Really they left out Mushu's dishonor rant? 🤔 "Alright that's it. Dishonor on your whole family. Make a note of this, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis..". 😅😂🤣

[@furtadoalbum9679]

That part was really unnecessary imo

[@Darkmoon339]

NO BECAUSE IM GERMAN AND THE WAY MUSHU SAID "Gesundheit🤭" WAS SO UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@Rhea999-n8p]

u should've added dishonor on your cow so that its funnier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Nah it’s just annoying imo

[@prenimystic]

I love that little guy. Always have and always will

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Good for you. I just can’t.

[@furtadoalbum9679]

I assume you mean Mushu?

[@kaisvenson3209]

THE DRAGON IS HILARIOUS!!!! :D

[@盧璘壽로인수]

when the animated movie aired the Chinese audience were against Mushu, but after the live action movie aired the Chinese audience now missed Mushu

[@katvondu5976]

3:40 "What kind of men has he met" Middle schoolers.

[@thepinkelephant2520]

I can totally confirm that part lmao

[@zenbamboo7978]

This film made a god damn man out of me. Just like Captain Shang said he would - Also - Mushu I most certainly DID take my little drag show on the road! hahahaha

[@ghaliakhouri4391]

"down bessie" Iconic legit died if Luaghter 😂😂😂😂

[@AnGeLiQuElOl538]

I don't know why tf I always watch these types of video's while im drinking something 😂

[@aliyahpulido953]

Welp, RIP the computer/phone you were watching on, bc it's likely soaked lolll

[@StonedTotheBones0000]

3:58 every trans man once finding their new name

[@casstitudy]

LOL

[@RoyTheTransKid]

Lmao true

[@noemistephanie93]

😂😅

[@thepinkelephant2520]

2:29 this TOOK ME OUT OMGG 😭😭

[@unknownreaper7272]

"To watch her tounge in a man's presence." The amount of force it took Mulan not to slap him-

[@jowelynespiritu5509]

I gagged when mulan said they're disgusting and mushu sid no they're MEN 3:36

[@ClearlySkies]

Eddie Murphy is a legend. Just for Voicing Mushu hes reconized as a great Voice Actor AND he is a great Actor.

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Well he’s in lot of bad stuff (I mean, Daddy Day Care? Meet Dave?!), but like Adam Sandler, he‘s capable of doing good work when he wants to.

[@ClearlySkies]

Those are good too in my opinion. There is only one bad Eddie Murphy Mivie: Prince of Zamundia. (to me)

[@des_elise]

​@@ClearlySkiescoming to America?

[@nat_melo5450]

my favourite movie in the Disney's princess world.

[@Ninpressions]

1:52 Wasn’t Mulan thinking fast the reason China was saved?! 😂

[@bryancastro6618]

MUSHUS “I LIVEEEEEE” IS MY FAVORITE MUSHU MOMENT😭😭

[@PMIII]

Same here!✋😭😭💀

[@Jymboslicx]

Poor Cricket....

[@furtadoalbum9679]

I don’t care for it to be honest

[@Neo_Winter_Storms2012]

1:23 My dad keeps on making funny faces with this part and that makes me laugh My most fav part

[@mackenziegivens6061]

2:19 not me making a reel of this for the start of October 🎃

[@kyrcamille9106]

ngl the grandma is SAVAGE 🔥

[@user104oeueiw]

watching this now that im old is so much different, there are alot of things unhinged 😭🤣

[@phoebeburnett5645]

4:21 I- okay then. 🤣

[@akki-san4987]

2:17 Bro I was literally watching this on an airplane two days ago when severe turbulence hit- WAS THIS A SIGN

[@thepinkelephant2520]

Ooh

[@jackieminogue3980]

Whenever Musho says: “down bese”that’s gets me all the time😂😂😂

[@Mushroom8980]

Mulan:😎 The dog: 🗿

[@princessjxlie]

SLAYYYYY BRO HE IS LITERALLY AN ICON

[@josecolindres7986]

Horse: *literally me when my teacher is trying her best not to send me to detention*

[@oluwadamilaresuarau4011]

I remember my mother and I watching this one night as a kid we laughed our asses offf😂😂😂

[@Zazu-r2h]

2:18 me being that atheist:

[@jose12131617]

Amazing!

[@aliyahpulido953]

In Mulan's getting-ready montage, part of the song says she should have a tiny waist, but then the Matchmaker tells her she's "too skinny, not good for bearing sons." I don't really understand why the contradiction exists, really. I understand the expectation for Chinese women of the era to have boys, and if they don't have kids or only have girls, they're considered dishonorable. (And as another commenter said, this was reasonable cause for divorce.) I don't agree with these expectations/gender norms, but I also don't understand why the movie mixed this up.

[@skitsngigggles]

I mean honestly, I feel like impossible expectations could have existed then just like they do today. As in, the contradiction might not have occured to be a problem for anyone. But also, maybe it's just the rhyme they found in the song (between "taste" and "waist") 😅

[@BloodyBraces]

Impossible beauty standards

[@jambaninaaa]

It was FA PING BECAUSE HIS DAD DOESNT TALK ABOUT HIM MUCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS AND I JUST GOT IT 😆😆😆😆

[@盧璘壽로인수]

"huaping" (lit. "flower vase") was *synonymous to "effeminate"* hence "[Fa Zhou] doesn't talk about him much" makes sense

[@An0nym0us_N]

both this part 2:59 and this part 3:02 got me so bad💀✋️

[@charlotteb.5542]

Guys, her male name is Fa Ping. Why does no one bring this up?

[@盧璘壽로인수]

well if you tell me Mulan's male name means "Effeminate" (in effect "Gay") why would I bring it up indeed

[@wolfamoon6262]

Just think if they had ball point pens back then that arm writing would’ve been smaller, easier to hide and faded not smudged the things you can do as an artist with modern tools 🎉

[@awesomeeliam7882]

2:16 I'm sorry, but what's an "aethetist"?

[@skitsngigggles]

It's a person who doesn't believe in any God

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

*atheist

[@skitsngigggles]

@@manoluigisupershow1411 oh right, my bad

[@ScientistCat]

It’s an aesthetic atheist, ergo, someone who doesn’t believe in a god but excels at fashion, or “aethetist” for short.

[@skitsngigggles]

@@ScientistCat Hahaha exactly, fits the granny perfectly

[@thwb4661]

Mulan’s surname is Fa, so if her male name is Ping then the chinese name FA PING 😂 OMG HAHAHAHA

[@Mlp.p3rsøn]

12:13 wait a damn minute✋

[@RedImposterYt156]

For a sec I thought Mushu was gonna say ‘ After this great stone Humpy dumtpy mess’ FOR A SEC I COULD DIE

[@HIDlarissaTERRY]

adorable!

[@Nettlefurx]

This got me dying!😂 and btw my dog is name mushu

[@sarakennedy3467]

This movie is already funny but so much funnier edited

[@veronicaporras9246]

1:53

[@Ezra-i6e]

DaOwn BeSsiE

[@nerdtube8194]

Mushu is the goat, there I said it

[@omarsancheztec7858]

I love Mushu and Cricket! They are my favorite characters in the movie

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Why

[@omarsancheztec7858]

They are funny!

[@furtadoalbum9679]

@@omarsancheztec7858 So just because they’re funny, they’re the best characters in the whole movie?

[@furtadoalbum9679]

They are the worst imo. Don’t get how anyone could love them

[@JhatoriBethel-by9hh]

That lucky bug

[@briannahlabelle2458]

It is really is!

[@ch0mps_]

"down bessie 😤👇"

[@zerufilm2847]

“i’d kill myself” LMAOAOAOAOAOO

[@VirgoMEP]

OK this puts in perspective the decision to leave mushroom out of the movie

[@skitsngigggles]

Mushroom 😂💀

[@okbutjikook]

Mulan was such a distater in the first movie 😂

[@TheWriterOfMyOwnStory4]

"Down Bessie"

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Nostalgia😊

[@paya0044]

why the edits soooooooo louddd

[@evilraccon]

Crickets name is crickee :)

[@skitsngigggles]

Oh whoops 🥲

[@furtadoalbum9679]

How imaginative. That’s like naming a dog “doggy”.

[@furrymczplayer18]

I FORGOT THEY HAD THE WORD "DRAGSHOW" IN THIS MOVIE 💀💀☠️ That's so ally✨🏳️‍🌈 of them lmaoo

[@ArtWithSathija]

Down bessy 😎

[@rosestarofroseclan8094]

I am SO surprised this movie got a G Rating 😂 especially back in the day!

[@ladida7841]

Mulan 1998.

[@linckidstv]

Favorite Mulan character vote Mulan: 15% Cricket: 3% the ancestors: 2% Mushu: 80%

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Why do you like Mushu so much?

[@linckidstv]

Everything about him is *PERFECT*

[@furtadoalbum9679]

@@linckidstv How the heck is everything about him perfect???

[@linckidstv]

I don't know how to explain it

[@furtadoalbum9679]

@@linckidstv So you think he’s “perfect” but you can’t say why? I really hope you’re not trolling me (I’m sure you aren’t just have to be sure).

[@dorkqueen917]

Mulan really came off as on the spectrum when she was pretending to be a man lol

[@huzaifamansoor4068]

South Asians thinking it's "Cricket".

[@furtadoalbum9679]

I know I’ve said that Mushu is the worst character in the movie, but honestly, the cricket is worse! I mean, who on earth thought having a cutesy-poo child character in the film would be a good idea? The only scene he/she has any real purpose in is the interview at the beginning, and even in that they were bad. I mean 1:29 is just cringeworthy.

[@furtadoalbum9679]

I think Mushu is overrated because he’s bipedal meaning he can gesticulate and be more expressive through body language than Donkey from Shrek. If Donkey was the bipedal one though I don’t think half as many people would care about Mushu.

[@furtadoalbum9679]

Mushu sucks.

[@盧璘壽로인수]

after watching "Empresses in the Palace", I now understand the reason why the grandmother gave Mulan the "lucky cricket": she was *praying for Mulan to be reproductively fertile* (which was referenced by the Matchmaker who all but referenced Zhao Feiyan when talking about Mulan's skinny hips; infertility and childlessness (read: no sons) was one of the "Seven Reasons for Divorce" (七出)) explanation: a type of cricket was synonymous for "many sons/descendants", and one such gate in the Forbidden City's Inner Palace area named after said cricket (Zhongsimen Gate (螽斯門)) became a _de facto_ pilgrimage site for all its women especially the imperial family, as it was a "good luck charm" for the continuity of the imperial family lineage

[@veronicaporras9246]

2:52