[Criken] Movie Game Monday: Desperate Housewives ft. Bedbananas

[@GnomeChompskiGeso]

The most cursed movie night monday game we've had

[@funkfisk]

If you didn't watch this stream and want to know if spending hours watching this is worth it, it is. Psychological horror at its best.

[@afnan338]

One of the best/blessed/cursed streams Criken has done in a while. Bed is the perfect partner to play the psycho to Crikens boyscout.

[@creamsodaismediocre4329]

Blursed

[@fackingcant6528]

Two small men in a skinsuit attempt to infiltrate the neo-feudalistic hierarchy of desperate housewives by sowing the seeds of discord.

[@PlatoonGoon]

The emotional, physical, even borderline sexual abuse*. This game was made by psychopaths but it makes for a jaw-dropping watch. **YOUR SON IS SUPPOSED TO BE 14 THE WIKI SAYS... there is no borderline, this game is batshit insane and rated T for teen*

[@PipEnigma]

Jesus, I was hoping he was at least 17, somewhere closer to the age of consent in some states but still preeetty not good…but 14 good LORD.

[@louiswendlander9083]

WHAT ITS REALLY T FOR TEEN??? JFC so grosssss but yeah I needed to see the whole horrible game ngl LOL God I can't believe he's only 14... Vile.

[@Arcnei]

I must be high right now. No one would ever be crazy enough to look at Desperate Housewives and think to make a video game off of it!

[@karawithgun8148]

It's like the Sims but a more fucked up version. You can cheat on your husband with every guy in the neighborhood, physically abuse your spouse and your child, at one point an adult teacher is having sex with your teenage son and holding his grades hostage if he doesn't stay with her, and you can choose to ENCOURAGE this and order your son to continue being molested for the sake of his grades. Yes you can cheat in your spouse and slap them in the Sims but it's done in such a cartoonist manner that it's more ridiculous than anything but with this game everytime is done with a straight face and there's no similish so you can actually understand your spouse when he begs you to please stop cheating on him and abusing him.

[@grelkie]

@@karawithgun8148 fun

[@kuru-kuru5867]

@@karawithgun8148 there used to be the sims game in consoles (GBA, NDS, etc) that has mission story and mini games like this, tbh i really hope the sims dev make more like these spinoffs instead of making sims 4 dlc

[@nrdzilla]

5 minutes in and the BedBannana's lore has me invested.

[@packratz2745]

I know this is kinda late, but I like how hard the game came out swinging with the garden of eden imagery.

[@Reac2]

The Venn Diagram of the Desperate Housewive audience and people that play video games are 2 entirely seperate circles. How did this happen?

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

They touch, overlap just abit... Just over me

[@SweatySheets]

@@JustAGameDevAndAlsoAFemboywho says this? But also how did find this video shortly before. Replied 40 minutes ago and here I am

[@MashieMutt]

I like how Bed just admits that before Covid he just didn't wash hands

[@cliffracer_]

"I don't want my dog tied to this" - BedBananas

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

The fact that they couldn't save was the icing on the cake.

[@Snawsages]

This whole stream was Criken and Bed's quest to have an affair with every male in town

[@mazman6559]

The default husband’s face is literally a blonde criken

[@TalesofGirl4ever]

This stream was so fucking cursed, especially when we got to the T.A bit. 10/10, will watch again

[@Arashi257]

Prostitution as a means of fast travel in a game was the last thing I thought of when it comes to exploits.

[@CommanderZx2]

This game has more NTR action than a hentai.

[@canariawing]

this stream was so much fun to watch, it makes me so miserable that they couldn't save at the end which means they can't continue ;_;

[@currentquiet9591]

Boy do I have good news for you

[@ЧубазекаСпиногрызов]

@@currentquiet9591 they didn't finish it after all. Part 3 never came out

[@canariawing]

@@currentquiet9591 yeah i know, i was there for part 2 live lol i was so happy miserable once again tho cuz they never did part 3

[@cheeseboy4673]

Boy do I have good news for you

[@abaddungeonmaster7622]

Well we have joyous news for this whole thread then 🙏

[@twtpatr]

Love me some Bedbananas

[@g0reypigs3]

I love bed

[@blackheartx210x6]

I kinda wanna play this game because it is fuckin out there like wtf lol

[@gangliaghost8720]

I'm so glad Joe stepped up, he was definitely the cherry on top for this stream Aw! And Ruby popped in! I haven't seen her on a criken stream in a while, I really like her.

[@Takhi4141]

At 3:12:50 when cricken says wtf I literally said it myself the exact same way at the same time

[@Takhi4141]

It was fucking hilarious for me

[@GabeTheGrump]

Please figure out a way to play this again this was one of the best movie game mondays

[@mylesmesser12]

Tomato lol

[@cronst6352]

I have this craving to edit your movie game mondays into smaller videos but I'm so late in the game that I don't know the legality/morality/your policy on that.

[@liongus]

*Jump's in* The Father looks like wide Chris Evans *Jumps out*

[@chompytv8591]

Hey, quick question, yeah, um: Who the fuck is this game FOR, ya know?

[@chompytv8591]

Ok, I’ve come back around 4 hours into the vod and holy shit, I understand. Karen Simulator.

[@Leon14000]

Bedbananas.

[@wolfyboy]

2:52:10 because that's what NORMAL people do, and the people in "desperate housewives" are NOT normal people! XD

[@YrHopesAnDreams]

Spoilers for part of the story, if you care: Idk if I'm just high, or the idea of the student teacher who was involved in her infant brother's death copes with that in her position by sexualizing younger men is a surprisingly realistic character idea.

[@louiswendlander9083]

I'm so happy I found this because after I saw Call me Kevin play it I wanted to see more of this psychotic, horrible game and now I can! :)

[@Tim_Kepple]

i started watching this because i heard them talk about how silly and broken it is as a game. i was not expecting it to be horror. what the fuck do you mean you have ptsd and the game also changes your face every day and steals your name?

[@gangliaghost8720]

Game probably had a memory leak, hence the increasing lag and inability to save idk that sucks

[@fafflerproductions]

Is this game just a mod for Sims?

[@Nixolas_Zinn]

No it's an actual game.... idk how to get it tho

[@woof5082]

their bad poker is triggering me LUL

[@Deadbeatcow]

what is that, laugh uut loud?

[@woof5082]

@@Deadbeatcow it a twitch emote my bad