Friday the 13th: The Voorhees Vanquisher

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It's spooky time for a bunch of sexually deviant teenagers looking to have premarital intercourse! Gird your loins, innocent teens! Jason comes for any that dare soil their moral integrity! Bwahahaha!
Thanks to Zyke for sacrificing his window. You can watch him livestream here:
/ zykeboy
Please some of our favorite highlights from the Friday the 13th livestreams we've done! There's plenty more to come ;)
Our Victims:
Criken
Bedbananas
Tomato Gaming
Chippers
Buck
Flimsii
Rubyfair
Zyke
Intro and outro music from "It Follows"
Edited by Shayne Hawke
/ @taquitohawke

[@kinger4027]

'Oh Ma God is he like, rich, what does he do' 'He owns a lake' Ah yes, owning a lake, one of the greatest professions known to man

[@kichirorajin2996]

Mental Cow don't you know? owning a lake makes you more powerful then the government!

[@BenjaminKuruga]

Well actually yeah, having a lake is not only property, but water property! Lots of cash

[@Spas176]

*Oriental music playing racistly in the background* HEE HOO OWNS ONE LAKE , OWNS ALL OF CHINA. *Oriental outro*

[@SnowroacHhh]

Mental Cow nice name

[@draconianwarking]

Kichiro Rajin when you own a lake YOU are the government

[@swapper5684]

"My papa owns this lake" "Oh my god is he, like, rich? What does he do?" "He owns a lake" I'm in tears

[@marcelokairo9092]

Instablaster

[@TuffMelon]

I just love so much how the killer is its own character every time. Never just Jason xD

[@LordVader1094]

I know right? The people playing him always have a unique maniac side to them. xD

[@Acesahn]

Tomato is just playing as crankier then usual Tomato XD

[@weebsurfingweeb5057]

WIth a snake man mutation?

[@manmann6720]

like the moocow that wears a bag over his head to save money

[@DatcleanMochaJo]

Buck doing a Granny impression and a hick impression is flat out amazing. 0:56-2:00 & 6:30-6:57

[@hrothgarnogar]

The God you never knew Wait til Criken uploads a cut of his Star Wars Garry's Mod stream. Buck did an Obama impression that was absolutely hilarious.

[@DatcleanMochaJo]

Brian Gagne I'll have to check that one out

[@seaks368]

The God you never knew Buck's Garry's Mod speech was actually my first exposure to him. It fucked me up.

[@DatcleanMochaJo]

Itchy Doggo Oh which video was that?

[@seaks368]

The God you never knew It was in the stream the other guy was talking about. I can give you the name of it. Edit: Criken - Garry Mod and Ratgame 1:24:55

[@FlavorTown952]

Whenever i jump out a window in any game now im gonna yell "GET ZYKED"

[@arghhhaaa9935]

Jacob Bresee I'm playing RE4 right now, and whenever I jump out a window I he'll Get Zyked.

[@tommyotb658]

LMFAO

[@twistymcyeet3765]

*DRAMATIC LEAP!*

[@Blackstormeagle]

Chad's rules to being cool: 1) Friends are for the uncool. Cool people only see other people as rungs on the social ladder. 2) Being rich makes you cool. The richer you are, the cooler you are. 3) If Chad says you are cool, you are automatically cool. Because Chad is cool and he said so. 4) The coolest you can be is if Chad's very wealthy father sends you a 'cool plaque'.

[@rondremolo5052]

"is he rich? what does he do?" "he owns...a lake.." idk why that made me laugh so much

[@TheTvdroid]

Criken's friday the 13th series is the only thing that's made me laugh out loud in a long time.

[@SenkaBandit]

What about barotrauma

[@slothsong080]

Killing the person makes you instantly cooler than them? Does that mean Jason is still going to get his plaque, but made from the melted down remains of Chad's old plaque?

[@ShaqNasty557]

Tony Gregory honestly I see you everywhere, what's your profile pic?

[@slothsong080]

Kai Smart Some face I found on Google.

[@DestinyDragonGod]

Kai Smart I think it was either Eddie Murphy or Will Smith

[@1216shadow]

the hairline and mustache look like they belong to eddie murphy the eyes on the other hand I believe not

[@slothsong080]

I honestly have no clue.

[@thenonconformist8359]

"BAD NEWS! GRANNYS DEAD!" "WHO'S TOUCHING MY MOM?!" "YOU AINT GONNA GETAWAY ON THAT CAR!" Excellent delievered! (after @1:50)

[@ownerofastolengun]

they should've run this through the fox engine and gave it mgsv controls

[@CataclysmG]

Naked Tiger Better put in the box mechanics.

[@Arkim26]

no they shouldn`t

[@69horace69]

Thats retarded, it suppose to be a heavy survival, not a action shooter.

[@Gamerboy_Joy]

CharlesPH it's a reference to the mgs pachinko game you dumbass

[@Sonichero151]

hey, it sounds as much to do with Metal Gear as Metal Gear Survive does

[@dragan2324]

The Grandma bit was just beautiful.

[@tochaz4684]

1:53 Life Alert LMAO

[@fpsvoltage3005]

*i bet you don't even earn 50k a year ha ha hu ha hu*

[@aco9880]

moms spaghetti

[@bradeng1606]

kappa guy IT'S READY

[@aco9880]

thanks i guess wait who the fuck removed my comment

[@thorsten8790]

kappa guy ur mom

[@aco9880]

ok i guess i'll have a talk with her

[@BlackKanye]

There should def be a gamemode based on that one joke horror movie where you have to kill characters in a 'horror order' with jason being able to see who is the target when he finds people. If he fails to kill in the order he loses. Don't know how well it would work, but sounds cool.

[@phoebeliv9397]

Cabin in the Woods is the movie you're looking for. And yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun!

[@shadeofdeaths]

BlackKanye so what, the black girl and black guy would always be the last to die? XD

[@dertlash]

Technically they'd be the first or at least one of them would be

[@idklol7558]

no it's the virgin

[@MrRyans35]

"I got a stomach I need to empty... I can't fit anymore boys in here" MY SIDES

[@baurus8153]

you forgot to lock the door Jessica, that killed me 😂

[@jstn9914]

"Life alert, life alert!" My fucking sides

[@WeArMature]

11:00 god with every episode you guys make. You all are fantastic showmen and know how to entertain not only an audience but a live one as well. You guys create drama and conflict in your RP games that is engaging and entertaining. And you all do it fluidly and IMPROVISED too while still being self aware and fun. god all of you contribute well and have good synergy and are great at what you do. I know yall have major more important work but what you're here is expert level quality entertainment and is not easy. I respect and commend you all.

[@Keaden1000]

"Behind this mask, my jaw hinges like a snake!" fuck that made me lol

[@AidenPearce19]

"I got 30 more seconds to totally fuck with you" Idk why that made me laugh so hard xD

[@yopwor]

"We can do this the easy way or the hard way" *misses*

[@Puremad_]

I always love your content no matter what game, keep up the good work

[@JoviaI1]

The fucking "Life-Alert" thing literally had me crying. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Tell Buck I said thank you!

[@manmann6720]

5:00 i love how jason’s headoves with tomato’s voice

[@BetaBreaking]

Anything Buck says is fucking hilarious 😂

[@Mud30]

"WHO'S TOUCHING MY MOM" Is now my new catch phrase in killer games and people are near a dead woman.

[@Xaxp]

So, did Zyke kill Jason, even though Jason killed Zyke, so... We win?

[@DitzyDaffy]

I love the 'It Follows' intro so much - that film has such an amazing soundtrack to it

[@Stanfordscienceman]

“Life alert! Life alert!”had me in tears

[@RL-47]

"I bet you make 50,000 a year... Bitch." That had me rolling!

[@Johnny-bu5gw]

"I bet you make under $50,000 a year, bitch."

[@alphamoonman]

"LIFE ALERT! LIFE ALERT!" My lungs hurt.

[@Loafed_Beans]

that intro is 100% A S T H E T I C

[@jungletek]

Is that like aesthetic?

[@Loafed_Beans]

jungletek I'm sick as fuck so I working with about 1/20th normal capacity so yes, it is like aesthetic

[@jako8703]

I like how Criken's "basic bitch" voice turns into Edwad after a couple minutes

[@MrBox-rj7up]

7:40 Jason whistling and saying "Oh boy, here I go killin' again~."

[@eveandromeda]

When everyone in the comments is saying "Hope for more", but the ending card said "The night of horrors has come to an end."

[@joxvur0088]

Eli Hough Maybe when the game has more content?

[@Harpotos]

These videos are so good, gj with the editing and music. Hoping for more!

[@justbethinking]

hey criken, I've been watching you since you played left for dead. how long has that been? like 6 7 years? I don't know I just wanted to let you know

[@fawkespryde9183]

Tomato playing Jason like some sort of mask wearing anaconda is honestly the most terrifying thing I've heard in a long time.

[@Tricikloplots]

Buck being the creepy old man at the crossroads was awesome.

[@iliketehfair]

This is the greatest series of any videos ever released in the history of the earth.

[@LonesomePrarie]

'Bad news, Granny's dead' sounds exactly like a Rick and Morty line 😂

[@pardoxia7242]

"Jessicaaa, I'm gonna break your fucking knees!"

[@KWyzel]

I spit my drink all over my keyboard at the Granny part. XD

[@prone_navy2013]

the life alert had me sounding like a whimpering dog XD i laughed so hard, my grandma probs thinks im doing stuf now thnx

[@adventurewondermagic]

Ihonestly wouldnt mind listening to your intro for another 8 seconds

[@connorcaproon451]

Hekno I knew it sounded familiar. Damn I loved that movie.

[@PumatSol]

This series is one of the funniest criken has done. Props to shane for the hilarious editing.

[@samosamosa9568]

Criken should be VA of the year

[@TheMikkius]

Zyke's window gave him powers beyond human comprehension

[@cessoe]

This is some saucy shit my dude

[@Bloodhurl67]

This video was my absolute favorite part of the stream and I'm knew you'd add the girl and boy RP which are the funniest parts XD

[@YourPalKindred]

Fucking loving this series Criken. Keep it up my dude

[@tehrubikz]

when Tomate says "Bad news! Granny's dead" He sounds like Rick from RaM.

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

Using the It Follows music for a Friday the 13th video is quite an impressive level of irony.

[@tubegold4390]

"life alert! life alert!" and "he owns a lake" are the highlights for me

[@gabrielwilson7050]

12:32 Wait... I know that music... *In the voice of the ancestor* "Darkness holds dominion, black as death..."

[@rabidtangerine]

That "It Follows" music is awesome, very fitting.

[@Why_It]

I hope you got a lot of video recorded during that open beta.

[@halfdemented]

Check out his twitch, he has like 3 different sessions of the game

[@Why_It]

halfdemented Oh shit, didn't know he streamed, thanks!

[@MedievalSock]

Hounoru at the end of the video it said the night of horrors has come to an end

[@eins2001]

Nono, that beta symbol means this is recorded on Betamax

[@someolfellow1094]

"I heard he can't even aim when he pees I hope he-" "NEEDS SOME KEROSENE!"

[@78taramarie]

Lol when he said you're not getting to that car I imagined him yelling across the field because it sounded similar

[@BalthorYT]

That beautiful ending. Ragdoll physics make for the most dramatic death scenes.

[@Minchken]

This might be the only letsplayer/gaming channel that I actually find funny, holy shit, I just subbed. I'll never be as good as chad.

[@ElRicardoMan]

That grandma voice! "Me and The Ohio Players gonna tell ya about a worm! He's the funkiest worm in the world!"

[@dom-oram-o9453]

God I love the "It Follows" sound track

[@landontucker2866]

“Life alert!” “Life alert!”

[@fishman123451]

criken your production value is incredible, really enjoying it

[@linkwins]

You are one of the 4 channels that I drop everything to watch when i get the notification

[@ManOfZonk]

Life alert! Life alert!

[@gamman1]

BAD NEWS! GRANNIES DEAD!

[@Allakain]

"He owns a lake" holy fuck I lost my shit

[@kol6304]

"OMG what does he do, is he rich?" "He owns. A lake."

[@vintageseinfelddvd]

I must say, this is definitely a video where I'm rooting for the antagonist the entire time.

[@yoh_moriyama]

LIFE-ALERT! LIFE-ALERT! LMAO XD! I'm dying.

[@lillydevil2486]

I took 'one of you two Chads is gonna be put in me' as something else XD

[@saintirk190]

putting it follows theme is sick Criken

[@volcom19100]

Those FT13 streams and these videos is what I live for.

[@aidanmcgunnigal9394]

" The night of horrors has come to an end" So in other words, no more Friday the 13th for the foreseeable future. RIP.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Ruby's voice makes my little Dragon into MIGHTY TALOS

[@thebasicgamer6449]

Can't wait for more parts seeing as it's fully released now

[@delta3039]

These are some of the funniest videos ever

[@bibniebt]

Jason sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty. With the personality to boot

[@internetskeleton8969]

Really enjoyed this series! Thanks Criken!

[@kimberlysichler7415]

I love this series of videos a lot and hope to see them continued. They're too funny!😂😂😂

[@conor.fogarty]

Who else misses left 4 dead? Those videos had me laughing the hardest I ever laughed.

[@ViewtifulJen]

This stream was hilarious. I was laughing my ass off so much it made my tummy-wummy hurt. Friendly Fargo Jason, everyone gettin' Zyked, Buck, the origin of Chaaaad, the FACES... Thanks for the 10 years of smiles, guys!!

[@toroyoko]

I bet u make under 50,000 a year betch

[@enriquearaujo9134]

TheOinache Bitch*

[@PROJECTawesome491]

he did it on purpose because that's how, stereotypicaly, white popular girls pronounce it. It's a joke essentially.

[@Jay-or5ex]

TheOinache "hauheuhahua."

[@rockinthecazbah4]

Damn, Buck is fucking hilarious. The grandma voice.

[@Leviahthon]

WHO"S TOUCHING MY MOM?!! Gosh dang I love that part!

[@Leviahthon]

XD

[@aaronowens5083]

loving these frequent uploads

[@NicksDomain101]

I like how the music is always freaking out

[@HappyPotat]

It really needs to be asked... What the absolute fuck is Chad wearing? Is that a mini cape?

[@no1important777]

sweater, arms tied around the front.

[@CognizantCheddar]

You must be pretty young. Tying on a sweater like that was common 'prep' fashion back in the 80s-90s. Really stupid fashion, come to think of it.

[@HappyPotat]

I've seen people tie jumpers around their waist but around their neck just seems...weird. Maybe I was just born in a different time.

[@no1important777]

TheHappy_P0tat0 jumpers? i take it you're english. a lot of mid 80s t0 90s rich/prep school boys would tie sweaters around their necks like that, others would wear ascots.

[@grcmedia6448]

Awesome video Criken!!! Will Earth worm jerry be returning soon?

[@funnydude447]

Yay. Criken are you Santa? Three Friday the Thirteenth in a week and a half.

[@lupin2382]

"Jessica I'm gonna fucking break your knees if you don't put that gas in the car"- Rubyfair 6:26

[@Wermerg]

CHAD IS LOVE CHAD IS L I F E

[@Fitzkrieg]

CHAD GIVES LOVE CHAD GIVES LIFE

[@toroyoko]

I LOVE CHAD HE GIVES ME ROOFIES

[@masonr783]

I guess you could say Zyke got a 2 for 1 beheading :D

[@VioletKvadrat]

Criken, have you played "White noise"? Pretty much the same concept but nobody seems to know about this game :c

[@Saphemeral]

Oh man, that throwback video at the end.

[@bean9662]

I can't wait until the zyke guitar in the tent part comes I loved that part

[@PixelatedFlu]

11:27 I didn't expect Thomas from "Smoke Signals" to make a cameo