Sub Rosa : The Minocar

[@DJTachanka]

‘You looking for a job kid?’ And thus started the journey that they would never forget.

[@firefromuniverse1226]

DJ Tachanka do you come here often?

[@samuelblackthorne9122]

"5 clicks is a measure of distance not time" burn

[@samuelblackthorne9122]

This episode is golden man "thank you sir , I've always wanted a car wife.

[@waddo9997]

Imagine you're in a business meeting with a rival company irl and as they leave one of them screams at the top of their lungs "BOY DO I LOVE BRUSSELS SPROUTS"

[@cobrastorm5722]

Jericho Fikri You: “So now that we have our itinerary set for the meeting we can begin to discuss the stipulations for the merger as shown on page 37 section G12. Does anyone have any objections to the provision for charitable funds going towar-“ Hugh Newtron sounding guy sitting on the other side of the table: “BOOOOY DO I LOOOOOVE BRUSSELS SPROOOOOOOUTS!” MISSION OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

[@squidgelad1983]

I think i'd be more worried about the gunfire

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Surely he’s just expressing his love for brussel sprouts, and isn’t attempting to communicate some kind of *codeword* of sorts

[@MainPybro]

"window" "you too huh?" i fricking died

[@Zirythl]

buster scrugg reference cracked me up

[@BitWilliams]

That was the most perfect, realistic british cop RP ever.

[@birdgang2939]

Yes but it was missing the demand for Criken and Sput to show them their Mafia Loicense.

[@closedmouth]

joe fudge is unbelievably funny

[@A_Crusader]

Agreed

[@smooothest]

"5 clicks is a measure of distance not time" He said that like he's said it a million times before

[@Zsadism]

I cracked the hell up at that 🤣

[@ShockandMaw]

The car noises whenever Criken moves is a good touch

[@camzy96]

I literally didn't even realise this hahahaa

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

I think that's just from the cars all around them

[@benstricker8555]

@@RandomTomatoSoup no they added that in

[@sylvoen]

"we're like water running down a waterfall"

[@MackMillicco]

the brussel sprout code word was hilarious "boi do i love brussel sprouts" *beautiful cinematic view of m16 being unloaded*

[@fudnrud2401]

9:30 “what...what happened?” “Window.”

[@ShadowWolf936]

Oh you too huh

[@Harp2033]

But if you watched the live stream. It was Tim that pushed the boss out of the window! Dun dun duuuuuh

[@kaizerdeath12]

10:14 The comedy RP, 1st Person POV, sound effects, the way the two just roll under the wheels and get dragged, and sudden reactions actually made that crash feel real visceral despite the graphics.

[@KnoxEmDown]

Honestly the best Sub Rosa gameplay I’ve ever seen. This is what the game was meant to be.

[@nuggetman3868]

@@supermachine2275 i met some nice people, got betrayed by two that shot the first one, saved the first one, and then went to bed.

[@TS-je3cl]

sub rosa is always "interesting"

[@thirdhandshark7427]

It’s a riveting narrative every time

[@Kirklord2]

This entire stream is golden. It would be the one I would recommend above others.

[@LosianOne]

Finding people who play like this is what makes this game golden

[@Fanghole]

The self driving cars are obviously Decipti-minocars

[@2fckineazy]

These are legendary Sub Rosa Vids

[@SharpVCN]

“They’re asking for 2 grand we only got 15 hundred, what do we do?” “Give them 15 hundred, they won’t count it”

[@XxReNgaDexX]

if only this game was half as cool as this on the public servers lol

[@FilmsNerf2]

What are the public servers like?

[@LosianOne]

Some of them are pretty good it depends which groups of people are on tbh

[@LosianOne]

@@FilmsNerf2 public servers are good once you know people and when people who play like this are on but they can be a tad bit cancerous sometimes

[@epiczombiedoctor5961]

for example I remember a good one me and some other people took the enemy company and dramaticly had them killed in a fireing line...but then i remember this one where at least 5 of the players were racist sum bags that just argued with everyone

[@commandercat10]

@@epiczombiedoctor5961 damn that sucks

[@oioitrol]

I love when you and the guys play this.. hilarious every time :)

[@TheBlackWarden420]

This is like one of the few episodes that have things go completely well

[@DannysPlaylist224]

5:58 could open the door the whole time A lot funnier than it should be XD

[@0211brucetube]

That feeling when you finish watching the latest Charborg video and Criken uploads...

[@lunomial3206]

This has to be the most successful any Sub Rosa RP has ever gone for them. All just to lead to the darkest timeline that is the Ghost Dimension arc.

[@poncho4068]

These sub rosa videos are funny as hell

[@victorvilorn5964]

This is, like, so cute. You completed your goal of gettin' a new snazzy car! I hope we see more of it in the next episode!

[@Th3Espr3ss0]

You poor fool.

[@EatinPaste]

Sput's the gift that keeps on giving and I'm watching this after seeing him running around with Fred Durst in GTA.

[@THEMAJOROFSHAKE]

2:33 Never thought I'd hear Aesop Rock in a Criken video.

[@somechilldude1215]

Is my mind actually melting from watching this? Cause it feels like it

[@SneakyAndBeaky]

Sub-Rosa has always been my favorite content on the channel

[@liamhandley9609]

"let's go gambling" tiktok famous quote now

[@caspus3333]

You gotta play with jerma again

[@anormalloser]

Rip supercar I'll never forget you. That stream was amazing.

[@joshefbird]

played Sub Rosa the other day, guy on mic was loudly talking in a yoda voice on mic at the train stop. i told them they have been watching too much Criken, when we all got off to go buy guns & such he immediate gunned me down. anyway id rate this game as 10/10

[@squidgelad1983]

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO NO ATTORNEYS!" lmao

[@brutalledgend]

The orange headed one sounds like a discount Rick, only thing I could picture the whole time

[@raspymorten]

Sub Rosa has never looked more fucking fun than it has in the past couple videos. I just want *all* the Sub Rosa videos

[@wendikan3431]

Been waiting for this to be uploaded

[@sunmonk]

Oh boi do i love Brussels sprouts!

[@Gauphastus]

This series is a laugh a minute. It's so ridiculous. :D

[@Zsadism]

"5 clicks is a measure of distance not time... He hung up" I dont know why but I found that overly funny.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

I always love to see Criken and his mates play Sub Rosa. The game forces players to do make-believe RP ahd with Criken & Co., they flawlessly pull it off and the results are just *golden asf.* 🤣😊😝

[@GolfGuy19]

Sub Rosa is pure gold every single time.

[@MChief118]

Please continue to play this game this content is gold

[@ЧубазекаСпиногрызов]

This story will get a bad ending...

[@SuperHansimann]

don't spoil

[@kuba_mar]

The worst part is that he never got close to getting her back and never got revenge on those who did it to him

[@Pat4ever.]

@@kuba_mar Yeah its actually very unsatisfying

[@ianalvord3903]

Criken the disaster master of driving is now a car...

[@waggishwolf7202]

Thanks carl. Now I missed out on what shenanigans Bed was going to get into

[@gabrifav8112]

I like how the sound of the tires remind me some old school cartoon from Hanna Barbera

[@ayelitlol9081]

Carl was acting in self defense, those two potential business men pulled out a gun first…

[@Shimorent]

Dude, shout out to the Hail Mary Mallon song

[@ManBung]

A new Criken video? What a sweet acidic feast for the eyes.

[@Brandermau]

God damn I love these sub rosa vids

[@SpontImagoSoul]

Golden has my favorite character. Lawlman for the win!

[@addo4164]

Criken: The driver that spends all his time in 5th gear.

[@Breadnomancy]

This is the prequel to baby driver

[@MrStuntman199]

7:30 sounded exactly like pete and bas xD

[@uberfighter962]

What’s up business man I wanna do business I got some business to sell because I am business man.

[@Billy_Herrington1969]

Ghost dimension is the best arc ever !

[@Sparrowly1]

9:17 legit had me in tears

[@BUSHBOY]

can't wait for next video, sky people!

[@thelstan4833]

This was a good group.

[@Jeff4theRaid]

You don't play the blame game, the blame game plays you.

[@Squishyboii]

5 clicks is a measurement of distance not time... oh he hung up

[@prestofungus8588]

4:38 interaction is so hilarious

[@Rowcan]

I love this game so much. Goofy, to serious, to stupid again in the span of ten seconds.

[@funkykong8]

i come here for the plot

[@MasterBetaa]

I love the sub Rosa videos 😂

[@GuevaraGG]

Bruh I love these videos

[@thebakerofbananabread3237]

God I love watching Sub Rosa

[@sponge540]

Unfortunately, *Criken drove into a pole and crashed the turbo, killing him instantly.*

[@YLVWT]

It cut right as he was jumping out the window to an ad, lmao

[@xavierz6687]

If criken was the minocar and they got inside does that mean they got deep inside criken and was rode all the way to HQ

[@xeviusUsagi]

hey, wow man, WOW MAN! hee wow man wow, hehehe wow man! (continues to talk in WOWMAN!)

[@LogicLupus]

I can't believe you left out the ending to this

[@devoncham9719]

Love,your rp vids. Keep it up

[@fingazization]

this is amazing

[@elcazadorhunter]

1:22 Here he goes again xD

[@TehGnomeh]

YEEESSSSSS.

[@ryman1933]

Anyone else noticed the subtitles have been incorrect on the past few videos? I've never noticed it until recent videos.

[@blacksatin73]

I gotta buy this game

[@vitasartemiev]

The one time whre the stream is better then the edited video.

[@gumbowimbledon6348]

Carl is a real human bean

[@Bricriu-gj9dd]

I love not knowing what the code word is until after all Hell has broken loose

[@nerkou2016]

the whole video i hear.....VROOOM VROOOMM VROOOOMMM VROOOOOOOMMMM

[@tobiyoarcangel]

I didn't watched the stream (please don't spoil), but why do I get the impression he's gonna lose the car real fast?

[@ablixsaspirill4822]

It’s better this way

[@disgruntledmural7171]

this feels like a fucked up dream almost, but I’m okay with it

[@Nikkeloodeon]

9:04 *GET ZYKED!*

[@Martinsleep]

Funniest thing i've ever seen

[@canofbeanss]

please post more of this game

[@BlazeHedgehog]

A bit sad this wasn't the complete saga of REALM 22

[@LukkiV]

I fucking love these

[@auxometer]

A millionaire washing his hands

[@rymanmm2776]

if Gordon Ramsay was a detective

[@Doctor_Jekyll]

1:42 Goddamn Three Stooges over there

[@taskmaster7819]

Thank you sir, I always wanted a car wife.

[@ottofin3178]

YEET

[@-AAA-147]

he's not Car, he's Kars!

[@FergusGalatian]

Should I buy this?

[@luke_is_i6392]

Yes

[@benji7851]

I got an arknights ad of the dude in it swearing. All I can say to KZbin is *bruh*

[@gasparromans3168]

Epic.

[@moody7404]

Yes another upload uhhhhhhaahah.