Hard Time : Mean Bean keepin' Clean

[@karawithgun8148]

2:14 "He wants me to beat up the other Goku." No, Criken. That's Goku Black.

[@TonyCross2255]

black goku

[@joshuaellery6167]

Don't shoot him, he isn't black.

[@gears265]

@@joshuaellery6167 WHAT!!!?

[@un-capital3666]

"If you share his crew... you share his fate." *BEGINS FLOATING*

[@Fojabass]

*megalovania*

[@Pomlithe]

Immediately when he starts floating “Oh no I don’t feel too good...”

[@adammusleh5992]

Bean commits tax fraud and then is ABUSED in jail.

[@dylanwillmon5672]

Man prison is tough, got cops forcing bowl cuts on you

[@emeraldhawk5148]

I don't think cops can do that or at lest I hope they cant

[@somethingelse1388]

8:58 gets paid to murder a guy, gets suplexed immediately

[@beingsactual]

"Shit!"

[@-TPLT]

The relationship web of this prison is ridiculously convoluted. Friends and enemies switch places like everyone here has the decision making of a toddler.

[@Dr.Oofers]

TPLT well...the game was made in three months, so the A.I. and such is gonna be incredibly poor.

[@ConceivedIsland]

@@Dr.Oofers Incredibly funny though

[@tomdylan2074]

I like how the guy Criken payed $50 to got body slammed out of frame. lol

[@Gervaj79]

Criken doesn't even react to it either lol.

[@tubbycustard8866]

@@Gervaj79 literally I was laughing so much and criken was just like straight face

[@companioncrusader1069]

I’ve been poisoned! (Gets violently teabagged by two men)

[@jonseon5952]

9:09 The Godfather doesn't really like selling drugs. That's pretty much what starts the whole trilogy.

[@captfeeny]

Ikr

[@evictionnotice28]

Criken being semi-competent at video games? Wack.

[@tomdylan2074]

His hair.. WACK His Gear... WACK

[@slavknight5925]

You probably haven't seen his l4d videos.

[@cadens7778]

Mean Bean Killing Machine

[@greed94]

Caden Shears C’mon, c’mon, say what my name is Mean Bean Killing Machine

[@henrydupree8412]

Sean Bean Killing Machine?

[@sweepingtime]

I see that the library is the most violent place in prison.

[@alleosussquirt8041]

At the start of every game: Shoot the one nice warden that got him checked into the systems.

[@omgodzilla10]

This looks like a Simpson's hit and run mod

[@reddoesthings6225]

8:59 well that was perfectly timed

[@gattsu_ibra280]

Foolish criken, the prison wasnt meant to protect the outside from you, it made to protect you from the outside. Now Mean Bean is stuck in the abyss

[@generalwagon3673]

6:55 CallMeCarson guest appearance

[@jester6962]

8:59 The little jingle and the "shit" I lol'ed at that pretty good. :D

[@Megafish117]

"Kamehameha!" *shoots unarmed police officer in the back*

[@Isonade_Celica]

This game was so fun to play, I remember a few years ago playing this. I killed my cellmate with a sword, hid him under my bed, and no one found out...... *For about 20 days*

[@Sercil00]

Will you play "The You Testament" too? It's the same engine and same creator (a lot of it is actually the same). You're one of Jesus's followers, so it has a bit of a story. The best thing is, Jesus is a random character, so in my game, he looked like my old, balding maths teacher. Satan is also around, telling you how to use evil miracles. He says things like "I bet Jesus didn't tell you that you can shoot missiles out of your hand"

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Joke's on you, Satan, because Jesus actually DID tell me that. *Shoots Satan with missiles.

[@hatemylife112]

Ah, The You Testament. The best worst game ever. Such a classic game. A hilariously lazy, godawful game that feels like it was hacked together with duct tape and baling wire...but still a classic.

[@Pomlithe]

Are you able to kill Jesus and become the new Jesus?

[@stevethebarbarian9876]

Yes, but I'm not sure if you can in the game.

[@TheBitingIrish]

"Alright, I can probably make drugs now."

[@Nobody_._Loves_._You]

STONE MALONE IS PART OF DEATH GRIPS? WOW

[@su-y7v]

9:02 what the fuck??? OML, inmate Jones got chokeslammed into a new dimension there u could hear him contemplating his life as he got choked... guard look his name is Jerome and he leaves his female co-workers on read ✓ off duty. what did inmate Jones even do to deserve this smh this is america. guard Jerome look like he just pulled off the hardest combo on King in tekken 7, he needs a change of occupation throwing people around like that smfh. And it's the same fucking dude again at 9:41 did he not learn not to fool around whilst guard Jerome's on duty?? guard jerome about to break the barrier of the mortal realm at 9:58 hard time is an understatement who made this game

[@jmbmntis]

should have called him lightning mcbean

[@TheAlison1456]

Criken you're legit one of my favorite content creators, you make some really funny stuff

[@Azzrenoza]

BULK BOGAN !

[@RubberDucky757]

I AM GETTING STRONKER... I CAN FEEL THE MUSKLES.

[@Valieser]

OOOOOoooOOOooooHhhh YEEEeEEeeeeSss DE MUSKELS

[@maxelune8040]

0:00 BLACK PETER GRIFFIN, BLACK PETER GRIF

[@TalexTheLich]

9:08 the start of my grandfathers insane rambling

[@bakedgoodsstealer2481]

6:26I love the tv

[@longtimenosee6169]

Fun fact : all of his hard time series was made in one stream a long time ago

[@sdbegotist]

Mean Bean pulling out that Galick Gun before lunchtime

[@Spitefulanon]

Call me Carlson looking ass tells this super saiyan to copy his hair.

[@NovaBlueNova]

Imagine having your sentence extended because you didn't get a haircut

[@greed94]

I want Mean Bean to meet Bulk Bogan

[@kevinmoore2474]

Ooo yees

[@oboll6064]

2:26 proof you're popular in prison. the guard almost immediately died when he offended you.

[@bsk3760]

"what?! He was ur comrade" Criken confirmed kgb sleep agent

[@jonathanfischer9707]

Fast to kill... Fast to run away... Fast enough to live another day.

[@Harrison_98]

I gotta leave for uni in 5 minutes rip

[@gnorp_]

See ya.

[@POZsquadHSG]

have fun!

[@zarrstroglutt2346]

Harrison Taeger GL

[@safourgardpa5459]

8:59 "bwabwa bwa bwabwa bwa SHIT"

[@Bobba_raekus]

If you weren't such a lightweight everyone wouldn't constantly be flipping the bean.

[@BurgerPwner]

9:01 that donation timing

[@glibjibb]

this run was especially chaotic

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan_]

More please.

[@ethanmagdaleno5332]

Mean Bean got shooters out here

[@Ebolaface]

This prison is chaos

[@MrKrampenDamp]

Hard Time? More like "Criken Doing Time Simulator."

[@RicketyG]

He looks like a mascot for sunflower seeds

[@cdru515]

Money are only there for random dialogues, since you can't initiate dialogue. But you should keep some on hand, since it's necessary for recovering from limb loss and such

[@Dr_Pickle]

4:40 -- Ascended

[@PileOfStones]

Stone Malone is just tsundere for Mean Bean and is intimidated by that rep score.

[@Torhek]

That character reminded me of EYES!¬ If you understood that one I love you dearly

[@Syrup_Johnson]

I remember that name but I cannot remember what video it's from.

[@CausticFoil]

R.I.P soldier. He will live on in our hearts.

[@Torhek]

@@Syrup_Johnson Nerd³ Plays... Hard Time

[@Syrup_Johnson]

@@Torhek Of course, now I remember. I was trying to think of a Criken video. I haven't watched Nerd3 for a long time.

[@gerrymelia9794]

From Nerd cubed

[@borg1662]

Ah the muskles pump it up...

[@meanbean78]

m e a n b e a n k i l l i n g m a c h i n e

[@moskwitoe]

My mooscles are getting stronker!

[@noelle1940]

“Mean Bean” is actually a nickname, his legal name is “Puyo Puyo”

[@ARealNinja]

Nascar aloe in his 50's 0:17

[@ajfergy5569]

That guard at 7:18 is callmecarson

[@IzzyDaKid]

3:28 fucking sent me flying

[@7HatimF16]

This game I REMEMBER IT THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

[@Freef_01]

Try the mobile version of the game! You can even escape in it!

[@Pomlithe]

Escaping is surprisingly boring tbh

[@Freef_01]

@@Pomlithe Well, I know but it's waaay more interesting than in this game atleast, and they even made a high school version out of it, haha

[@bigtimeaorta]

Mean Bean is actually an escaped insane asylum convict. He killed a man after screaming "FRIEZA, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"

[@Fojabass]

*YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS FRIEZA!*

[@Big_Red200]

"Jail is all there is" intentional or not, that was pretty deep...

[@rasmuserlandsson2204]

it's like johnny bravo and naruto in one

[@alejandrolozano4919]

14:57 let me in Let me IIIIINNN

[@f3player]

Wow, jail is a nightmare

[@amedeine6161]

Please make more of these holy fuck

[@random_me666]

"It's a trap!"

[@iHIMMA]

I strive to have the same replay value and... art direction as these games

[@SleepyMatt-zzz]

Wait... how did you get reputation if no one saw you kill the guard?

[@sircrazzy387]

They could feel power and reputation radiating off of Mean Bean.

[@cdru515]

He was the only one in the hall, so the prisoners put two and two together

[@combustinghandshakes8617]

"Hard Time" more like *"Stiffie Time"*

[@gatorgamer1013]

Ha ha ha OUTSMARTED BY THE MEAN BEAN

[@johnnyreb2709]

Comrade?.......... COMRADE

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

9:00 that shit made me laugh

[@pont1695]

Let's pump de muskels.

[@Frozen_frog]

First time ive ssen a video of yours in my inbox for years... even though ive been subscribed since 2012 or something. KZbin has failed to send your videos to me for a long time, just thought I'd let you know

[@OrbitZombie]

Click the Bell. It'll fix that.

[@Frozen_frog]

Yea, but it wasnt even in my inbox. That is unforgivable

[@matthewwhitetvarchives7075]

Still Clean For Mean Bean!

[@salvor6813]

Just some Folsom prison blues.

[@grapejuicemonkey732]

Wait a minute, I recognize you from those Left 4 Dead 2 videos. It’s nice seeing you play one of MDickie’s games

[@mic7reaper]

"Pah pah pah Pah pah Pah-shit!"

[@jollabang9564]

8:59

[@nathandanopi8962]

holy hell I didn't expect when you shoot a guard many times it will make his face mess up. that's a nightmare for me

[@peelonchas]

Watching you get your sentence extended repeatedly is like watching pewdiepie repeatedly fuck up at minecraft and not learn from the mistakes

[@crawcrey2698]

1:35 Stone Malone is noided

[@ImGlassy]

Still waiting for that wind waker randomizer

[@yamilamartin8537]

8:52 was funny listen to the donation then look at the guy criken talks to

[@user72629]

I played the 2D version, when I was a little kid.... Oh God.

[@colet.1270]

You just gotta go fast, amirite bois?

[@eternal424]

Green mean god damn bean

[@justvince1835]

Nice

[@ninjagamer-ek1ir]

The timing 9:01

[@jordanlavallee2272]

Sonic looks great

[@DemonicDevilDiran]

Bean looks a lot like Deryck Whibley.

[@ЕкатеринаОрлова-х9ъ]

«Будь проклят тот, кто прислал мне эту игру»

[@Ferretman]

how do you play this game?

[@Mr.Handsnif]

Litterly a 15 minute add of someone drawing Pokemon

[@lilswoozievert1861]

I love these mdickie games

[@jukethebox6879]

Very good

[@APCDraw]

Can't believe CallMeCarson is threatening me to change my hairstyle

[@dustinthedean7661]

Another thing Did anyone else notice that mean bean's intelligence is 69% ???