Criminal Meal Deals

[@Fantaiscool]

Rishi Sunak level of toriness here george like how do you not know what one stop is

[@Joel-c9i]

r/RareInsults

[@taro9921]

like mate its basically just little tescos

[@Zack_F1]

Real one stop shops are underrated

[@OllieUwU]

fr one stop is based

[@harrydent8182]

He might be old enough to remember it being called Top Shops, or just a tory

[@goulitry]

Saying celiac like that is criminal 😭😭

[@spikemurphy5054]

Was about to comment this lol

[@Zimvadur]

bro read it like the word after was gonna be "Murphey"

[@laampards]

didn't even know it was possible to pronounce it that badly 😭

[@anotherstorm]

been cackling over this for 3 minutes

[@starsandmoony]

why did he say it like that 😭😭😭

[@AngryDuck8461]

I love the switch up from “I’m getting scammed” to “haha meal deal”

[@Ellwoo]

That's the difference between main channel and second channel mate

[@AngryDuck8461]

@@Ellwoo you’re an angry little fella aren’t you

[@JraffYT]

@@AngryDuck8461 Said 'AngryDuck'

[@jackroberts8382]

Doesn’t know what OneStop and fantasising about smoked salmon and cream cheese. Definitely spits on the poor

[@kinggl0ver9]

What does One stop?

[@abzinhoo]

Two stop

[@ABirdi]

Three stop

[@theomacer3094]

Just stop

[@saint-miscreant]

you can not have a lot of money and have tried salmon and cream cheese once or twice 😭 it IS a great combo

[@ABirdi]

Start a third channel called Mealmulous where you just crank these out regularly, maybe every day just in time for lunch

[@zpmproduction]

Can confirm. As an Aussie, I wish we had meal deals

[@RPGLover87]

Cucumbers add a much needed crunch to the tuna, as otherwise the sandwich would be just a lump of mush.

[@stitchgor3]

I fucking love cucumber

[@randomeyeliner]

Crunch is good - also you toast that bread you're gonna add texture. (When you make it yourself.) It's just nice to see some people who aren't retired who like tuna sandwiches, I really thought they were going to just die out for a while.

[@MrStealYourBalls]

​@@stitchgor3i fucking love your enthusiasm about cucumber

[@genericname8727]

@@randomeyeliner tuna is more filling and fairly healthy in moderation, more people should probably eat tuna. Tinned tuna is also one of the few seafood options I’m not deathly allergic to (I think the canning process destroys the allergens or something). I’d not usually opt for tuna on a sandwich but it’s nice when I have it. I imagine the cucumber would not just add a bit of crunch but also feel refreshing.

[@97TheWatcher]

If it’s made fresh maybe, a Tesco one is a soggy abomination

[@callumgarforth7835]

George’s hatred of monster has me howling 😂

[@Cowboy_Frog]

It’s valid. Only people called Kyle who punch holes in walls are proud to admit they drink it.

[@N3X0H]

never worked a day in his life thats why

[@lewis0705]

@@Cowboy_Frog have you been living under a rock for 10 years?

[@J.m.pNo.43]

I’m actually annoyed tbf even tho it’s his opinion he moans at anything monster I think the mango loco is the best or the pink one I’ve forgotten what it’s called

[@jamiep4674]

@@Cowboy_FrogI don’t mind it every now and then. You’re the same type of person who probably eats frozen processed food.

[@abbygrace3456]

Energy drinks killed his family.

[@theomacer3094]

Those Monsters

[@genericname8727]

When my mum first had an episode of atrial fibrillation (if she didn’t call an ambulance she’d have had a stroke) one of the first things the paramedics asked her was if she’d had any energy drinks. So maybe..

[@Ella-fb6br]

Oh god not George’s grandma :(

[@DaBluees]

@@theomacer3094ba dum tss

[@KitbashB]

@@Ella-fb6bris this a trolls reference?

[@PiousMoltar]

"Who drinks normal coke" People with working tastebuds.

[@Fu9280]

Ppl who can look past the imposed sugar tax

[@sammorrissey9094]

It was a braindead take. Artificial sweetner vs sugar, hmm difficult choice

[@thamaraahmad8597]

tesco pasta is definitely genetically engineered

[@leoshortnose]

Oh definitely. They have a weird metallic aftertaste and I don’t like it

[@moocake057]

@@leoshortnosethis is the realest thing ever??? I didn’t know this was a common experience

[@aidenturner338]

@@leoshortnose yep cant eat them at all they just taste like metal to me

[@stephenallen4635]

that has nothing to do with genetic engineerings its just shit pasta

[@jw325]

Tuna and cucumber is an age old classic! Where have you been living man? Under a rock?

[@WarrilowJ]

Boots meal deals are elite for allowing you to have a Gü Cheesecake as your snack

[@ABoxOfCartonJuice]

The “never had a snickers before” is criminal 😭 Oh yeah also, egg and mayo sandwhich, double decker and an orange fanta; scran or pass??

[@python1972]

George is allergic to peanuts

[@ABoxOfCartonJuice]

@@python1972oh yeah I forgot ab that damn

[@arrowheaded]

absolute pass u menace

[@JamesMaund538]

Bro it was a pass on the sandwiches, everything else is either trying to save it or smash it further into the ground

[@Daiyu-Xiang]

Honestly I don't rly like Mayo, I'm fine w egg on any kind of sandwich ig??? The other options are a desperate attempt to save it lmao 3 & a half/10

[@LeThink]

Anyone else like to guess George's rating before he says it

[@tdmediums]

that's literally what i do lmao

[@bimmingham]

got like 12 right you could say i'm a pro at this

[@abzinhoo]

Ok

[@abzinhoo]

N urs

[@tr-st_me_bro]

Now I do

[@anotherstorm]

lol tory

[@Ben24]

Good

[@daisymcdoo547]

Not good ​@@Ben24

[@rngguardian2801]

The white chunky biscoff kitkat is the nicest thing ever

[@knivspit]

every time george sees a monster he dies a little inside 😔

[@que1102]

as someone else from nz, i definitely fantasize about meal deals bc over here that'd added up to $18

[@elodiegale4562]

NOFR

[@oliverboisen7475]

Fr. In Denmark £3.50 would just get you a fucking sandwich alone

[@OzzyAusborn]

Imagine buying a sandwich, just make your own 😂 only thing worth paying for in NZ for lunch is a meat pie

[@timfagan816]

​@xGalloglass your wrong! The only thing worth paying for is a 1 way ticket to leave this absolute dump of a country! Fuk nz.

[@bytesabre]

The plain cheese sandwich with the ready salted crisps becomes next level when you put the crisps inside the sandwich

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

If that is what the lady is doing, it might redeem the whole meal

[@allthesame6193]

Lmaoo the meal deal from NZ is too real

[@andrewjackson8089]

Blinis is the word you are looking for with regard to your smoked salmon ramble.

[@maddal1705]

Here's a 10/10 Tesco meal deal, George. The Chicken Club sandwich, Pickled Onion Monster Munch, Innocent Bolt from the Blue drink.

[@alexrightnow2531]

Justice for pickled onion monster munch

[@mattg9364]

Ooooh monster hurt my tum tum 😂 man up George

[@dannyj1597]

Saying Coke Zero is better than full sugared Coke is the most criminal thing in this video

[@TeddyRudd]

Normal coke too sweet anyway I ain’t gonna put 40 bloody grams of sugar into my body

[@TeddyRudd]

Tbh I just had a fill sugar mounting dew which has 66 grams of sugar lol

[@TeddyRudd]

You can speak for yourself

[@grohlishere]

pango and mineapple 😭😭😭

[@Ripperr_]

7:10 THATS MINE LOL

[@Sillyfishart]

elite choice

[@Cheddar-the-Chaos-Editor]

I’m gonna try so hard not to judge you

[@Ripperr_]

@@Cheddar-the-Chaos-Editor trust me, it goes so hard at like 2pm

[@ash_trayee]

BLT and fruit actually sounds good

[@Sillyfishart]

@@ash_trayee realll at the tesco in my area they do blt pasta i usually get it with some fruit and a flavoured water,, elite

[@sunshei.]

You should make a ranking system: Sandwich is out of 4 and the rest out of three.

[@AmandaBaker-qy7cr]

Your channel is a hidden gem, glad I stumbled upon it!

[@elodiegale4562]

6:23 THIS WAS MINEEEEEE BAHAHA

[@CyberTank2077]

yo

[@HarlzGamer2000]

Ultimate ASDA Meal Deal Oak Smoked Ham Sandwich Coke Zero KitKat White Chocolate

[@narquois7896]

Waitrose has meal deals - they are bloody amazing

[@tobieburn]

For non-Brits, it's a subtle flex that @narquois7896 shops at Waitrose.

[@crobins]

Nah I’m happy I’m not on monster anymore, but this is a man who never found HIS monster flavour. Monarch peach ruled my life bro

[@shlarla]

There is legit a flavour for everyone like i hate almost all of them apart from the pacific punch and the monarch ones. They are they only energy drink ill drink

[@crobins]

@@shlarla is pacific punch the one that tastes like the love hearts? I love that one

[@shlarla]

@@crobins honestly no idea 😅

[@fmuir5702]

i like nearly all monster flavours except pacific punch

[@fifi8663]

It still rules my life…

[@Jay-pw2ks]

Bug George never having a snickers before is maddd

[@variumi]

he has a peanut allergy

[@finnfinn18]

I like watching these meal deal videos and pretend im british and have a favorite meal deal too

[@ds.3577]

Just me who thinks the tomato pasta in the tub is super acidic

[@ashleighrx]

the biscoff Kit Kat is unbelievable 😍😍😍

[@danmcgraw5179]

Tuna and cucumber is a quintessential English sandwich.

[@maleeliy1232]

YESSS I live for the meal deal vids ❤️

[@Niinkai]

Need a video of you going through Tesco product reviews. No idea whether it would be good or not xd

[@lilygray34500]

George giving a 9 to a meal deal i normally have made me very happy

[@BrandonTheOverthinker]

George denying that Mango Loco is a good drink has ruined the video

[@ethanriptide]

Monster’s bad and I’m tired of pretending it’s good

[@xswiiftt]

It’s poison, 55g of sugar in one drink

[@BrandonTheOverthinker]

@@ethanriptide I’m not pretending, depends on the flavour

[@Hannah-in9tz]

Monster is grim

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

No Monster is good. End of conversation

[@Evanz111]

Nah man, Tesco sushi is grim, but the Yo! and Dragon Sushi ones are mint. Well worth trying.

[@andrewjackson8089]

Tuna and cumber!!! Everyone knows that!

[@eliteap_]

Dude's against sugar like it's criminal but recommends Innocent 😂

[@Leadoesthings08]

Best sandwiches: Sainsbury’s Worst sandwiches: Morrison’s Best wraps: Tesco’s Worst wraps: One Stop Best pasta: co op Worst pasta: Morrison’s (shit is always slimy and bitter) Best subs: one stop Worst subs: Tesco Best snacks: co op Worst snacks: Morrison’s Basically, don’t shop at Morrison’s for meal deals, go for co op if you can. (As someone who used to live near both)

[@tallemajas]

not to mention co-op's sweet baked goods which are elite

[@genericname8727]

I currently have a dangerously high fever but the idea of a tuna and cucumber sandwich is actually sounding kinda nice right now. Not a big fan of any of the ingredients individually but I feel together it’d be refreshing and filling.

[@ReiReiXP]

0:56 It’s pronounced See-liac, babes 😣

[@Mxttie]

Kit Kat chunky biscoff whites are hands down my favourite atm

[@kardopedosk2268]

3:56 Leave mango loco out of this. It doesnt deserve the hate

[@MG09SEA]

I would personally diss you if I saw you drink this

[@Beth-t2p]

Tuna mayo cucumber sandwiches are amazing, perfect crunchiness

[@CoolBurgers23154]

george has the worst means of rating because he uses his sensitive stomach and overall weakness to exclude monster from any good meal deal (okay but points for rating the lipton)

[@anonymous-guyf]

Fucking love a fridjj milkshake proceeds to zoom in on the face pmsl 🤣🤣🤣

[@alyduran2097]

I always eat my tuna with cucumber slices

[@billclinton984]

peri peri chicken wrap, spicy Doritos, fanta fruit twist

[@SkibidiSemen27]

1:08 MR BLACK🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@AngePostenoClue]

We love mr black

[@AlexNlad]

Having a go at monster for giving you the shits but not batting an eye at supermarket sushi is mad work mate

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

Hey George, I was watching some of your older videos this morning and I realised you used to stand… Are your knees getting tied already old man? lol Tory! Enjoying your lavender infused bottled water from Waitrose?

[@Sskibibi]

Bet he got lavender infused water on tap

[@kosmxz]

im famous George rated my meal deal!!! 9:17 is mine ehehe (the crisps depend on how im feeling tbh)

[@matthewholt7148]

That's definitely better than a 5, love me some sushi

[@kosmxz]

@@matthewholt7148 haha real!

[@stephenallen4635]

please eat some good sushi instead

[@kosmxz]

@@stephenallen4635 hahaha loll

[@sallytheuselessbird]

​@@stephenallen4635Don't care, tesco sushi is good enough for me

[@Ameliaslife123]

THE TESCO TOMATO PASTA IS MY REASON TO LIVE 10:12

[@P4nda230YT]

13:16 "Pango and mineapple"

[@JustinChen-fh9zc]

My favourite meal deal is a BLT with punchy paprika crisps with a lipton ice tea

[@ThePlagueFox]

3:54 AY THAT'S MINE. MANGO MONSTER ALL THE WAY

[@Cowboy_Frog]

Boooooo

[@alexanderforbes8553]

12:45 the waitrose meal deal; that is truly spectacular

[@OrkWarbossThrakka]

Pipeline Punch Monster is the best flavour. I’m also partial to a Fry’s Turkish Delight. If the sandwich was a Tuna mayo or Tomato, Basil and Cheese sandwich it would be an easy 9/10

[@x_hibernia]

This dude is as analytic as bane when he started murdering everyone because no was eating strawberries for fibre

[@sStormy]

OMG HE GAVE MINE A 10/10!!!

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

Anyone who is getting crisps as a side is missing a trick… there is always a better side available in these meal deals

[@Cardali]

"Tuna and cucumber is odd" spoken like a man who's never had afternoon tea. What's the youth coming to these days.

[@Beignet11]

The only thing criminal is that George has never had a snickers

[@emmah_6__]

What the hell does George have against caffeine? George gets enough sleep not to need it?

[@BartholomewWiggum]

Not the caffeine, the other gross shit that comes inside monster

[@OzzyAusborn]

Monsters the worst energy drink in existence

[@stephenallen4635]

​@@OzzyAusbornwhat's good

[@lukeh4358]

1:06 Mr black the football guy that looks like you 😭😭🤣🤣

[@frankstermacc]

Keyleeac 😭😭😭

[@emmavfarrellfrost]

Cheese sandwich (nothing else in it), cheese and onion crisps (they’re good), and maybe a WATER.

[@yougoslavia]

Warfare will occur between the Monster faction and the Innocent faction of George's fanbase.

[@Cowboy_Frog]

And the people with decent taste in energy drink.

[@LaraKitten]

I love a subway footlong meal deal

[@evaniscool1341]

praise be to the editing "spit it out meme boy" made me choke

[@rattlestormrepublic4874]

•Breakfast Triple •Chicken Satay •Diet Dr Pepper

[@MarshyMooz]

Petition to get George to try different flavours of monster, not for their caffeine properties, but for their taste alone for more effective future Meal Deal ratings.

[@xboxgamerzrobot1808]

The monster disrespect is unreal

[@user-beetween2011]

for me it will probably be 1: BLT 2: thi sweet chill sensasions 3: a dr pepper

[@AprilFTO]

Can’t believe the one stop disrespect

[@d4rya_]

literally mad

[@captainweekend5276]

If you're getting a one stop meal deal then you are legitimately a pikey.

[@Forkez]

Imagining drinking a monster makes my kidneys hurt

[@mordekai_wilde]

Absolute tory 😭

[@NujuYT]

The meal deal in the thumbnail is what i have every now and then

[@Zigzagzooom]

YIPPEE GEORGE HAS POSTED!

[@radicaltrafficcone8284]

KitKat chunky biscoff white is a gift sent from the heavens. The best chocolate ever

[@Bubbledazwood]

Lol Tory 4:06

[@Redcoat_]

Nothing wrong with being a Tory, I’m a Tory.

[@variumi]

@@Redcoat_lmao

[@Union_Jack_official]

​@@Redcoat_🤡 Upper class roast beef

[@Bubbledazwood]

@@Redcoat_ oh!

[@The-Dream2ker]

You have the taste of a leisure center vending machine

[@siffeh1816]

Sausage, egg, bacon Triple sandwich is top tier...

[@twomanmissom]

yes

[@EnvyPower]

Facts

[@michaelfurlonger5958]

This guy knows

[@lewisdodds1088]

Yeah my boy, Best meal deal sandwich Elite

[@agathacowling-rees]

i would have a ham sandwhich with apple tango and tic tacs

[@ChessThingsOfficial]

7:58 How that is not 9+ I do not understand

[@bradpacito]

as a coop worker i really enjoy their homebrand snacks and sandwiches

[@mrmodify1604]

consider yourself an opp if you like fridge raiders

[@AstrBen]

10/10 video this is the perfect video for me since I am known as the Tesco inspector

[@jaomang]

Praising Coke Zero and dissing Monster is just a sin.

[@MrEdrftgyuji]

Diet drinks taste like sewage. If you're really that health conscious, just get a water.

[@Autumnalwind_]

Mr black been done dirty there icl

[@user-wp2xf3yh5w]

Do the british heat up the pasta before eating or are you really eating cold noodles

[@jmiskellybones745]

"Cold noodles" is a pasta salad. Not only is it a normal thing in the UK and the rest of Europe, it's also an American (US and the continent) thing. You never hear of a macaroni salad?

[@Union_Jack_official]

We eat it cold, Obviously. Idk what goes on wherever u live but unlike u we don't carry microwaves around to heat up our food

[@user-wp2xf3yh5w]

@@Union_Jack_official Most Workplaces I've been to have a microwave in it's lunch area and this seems like something you would get when you have lunch at work

[@Union_Jack_official]

@@user-wp2xf3yh5w yeah same here. I'm just saying we typically don't heat up our meal deal pasta because either: 1- we can't be asked 2- we don't have time 3- we don't have anything to heat it up with on the go

[@TGKPostsSometimes]

whats wrong with cold noodles?

[@kewbism]

as someone who loves terrible meal deal sushi (but doesn’t eat fish), here are my opinions on different meal deal sushi (yes I am autistic, how could you tell?) Tesco chicken and duck sushi (old) - smallest potions (6 very small rolls) - quite dry rice - lacks flavour - my favourite meat - bonus for being my safe food for a year - literally impossible to get now Tesco chicken and duck sushi (new) - fairly large portions (6 medium-large rolls) - very fresh / wet / sticky rice - flavour - fine meat, not my personal favourite - was reliably stocked for like 2 weeks then disappeared forever - loses marks for being in the expensive meal deal Sainsburys korean style duck sushi - largest potion sizes (7 large rolls) - fresh / wet rice - unreliable stock / hard to find - loses marks for being in the expensive meal deal Boots chicken sushi - fairly large portion size (6 medium rolls) - slightly dry rice but not too bad - subtle flavour but sauce is good - nice mest (similar to old Tesco) - reliably stocked

[@Morgan-iw6tl]

I’m shocked and baffled that George has never had a snickers

[@rovy225]

peanut allergy