CRINGE MORNING ROUTINE VIDEOS

My morning routine consists of waking up at 11 then going back to sleep til mid afternoon
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[@Ish-1099]

Her: *walks out of room* Every liar in a 5 mile radius: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@hughjness2555]

DankMemes101 lmao I love how that’s a Christian kids show as well

[@joao2479]

5000*

[@overslept4191]

Uh oh..im the 666th like

[@levimulder851]

Great 😂😂😂

[@asprin481]

*girl goes into school bathroom* "THE LORD IS MY SHEP---"

[@belacoak5796]

Girl says nonsense in a school bathroom.

[@sarahvanderzee3064]

HERD

[@hellothere5843]

@@sarahvanderzee3064 I SHALL NOT WANT

[@potatopomtat]

Oh......

[@emmaoftheshire2455]

Crum imagine just sitting to go pee and you here someone walk in and start shouting bible verses

[@VeryClaireThompson]

This girl and Danielle Cohn should sit down and talk

[@icyhotbnhaepic2465]

*yes*

[@riskie2773]

100% yes

[@weebleflufflycakes7238]

*Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object*

[@FrankoIsLucki]

No bad idea the WW69 is gonna happen

[@irrelevant2611]

I'd be sad

[@sneakeasy5664]

I can’t tell if she is 13 or 30

[@Oldsaltyvideosurgh]

This made me laugh *too* hard

[@bigchez2342]

just add up the numbers there chief

[@mjy4172]

She is college im pretty sure

[@galaxyteddybear4030]

43

[@bopply2616]

minutes away from dying Edit: Thanks for the 4 likes. My comments never get likes and I feel really happy when I only get 1 like. Thanks

[@bugberrywithahat6704]

My Morning Routine is: getting up to have a piss, going back to bed

[@skeebzoyoungerzzz707]

Lol same

[@littlejames6981]

Same

[@1denlaur]

I just Piss the bed mate

[@jungkooksbananamilk871]

Me to lol

[@HomelessCat-x]

And then you hit my age and you wake up multiple times to pee before you wake up for ya morning piss

[@peach_0206]

Her : Wakes up *sings opera* Parents : Oh she’s doing it again

[@dr.lynguinitm7781]

Dad: *ill get the ducktape again honey.* Gets up

[@slickslack3644]

*GET THE PILLS GET THE PILLS!!*

[@spotifyaddict9675]

@@dr.lynguinitm7781 oh no not this shit again

[@saro-4591]

They might say that shes possessed by a devil but I don't have anything to do with her

[@ilkr5600]

Mother: Ok I will give her antipsychotics while you hold her Dad: Ok

[@angiesg6919]

the sound of the alarm gives me straight up anxiety

[@gatortiddies9480]

ikr

[@ashleighcollins8207]

Same but it defo helps when you change your alarm sound every few weeks

[@roadto20ksubscriberschalle90]

I Have Anxiety God My Eyes Bother Me Sometimes 😂

[@twitteriseristrash1181]

Can someone explain what's up with her eyebrows

[@foxe2280]

That sound went off in my exam was well funny

[@kandjmovies1627]

I’m a Christian but her morning routine scares me

[@joey_chestnut]

Same

[@idleaccount531]

honestly

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

I'm a theistic Satanist and that girl 🇹 🇪 🇷 🇷 🇮 🇫 🇮 🇪 🇸  me

[@agatameble721]

Well, that seems lukewarm. Pick up your Bible, repent of sin and trust in Jesus. That's the only way to heaven, but the choice is yours. (21)Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. (22)Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? (23)And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Mark7:21-23 KJV Have you ever lied, stolen, used God's name in vain, etc? Congratulations, you're a sinner just like the rest of us! You need a Savior to get to heaven. Get to know God by reading His word. Make your decision today - eternity in a lake of fire or with the Lord. God bless you. ❤

[@blankslate7491]

@@agatameble721 grandma, I thought changed your KZbin password

[@Egypt_Mummy]

My morning routine: 1. Wake up 2. Eat breakfast 3. Watch the teachings of Memeulous

[@pissedinyourcornflakes2939]

You disgust me, trying to copy my boy Brad, think up your own user name

[@Mantella4606]

This should be top comment

[@dielothedinomaster9769]

How has this not been pinned

[@lilililil7240]

Disgraceful

[@yoshiremixx]

The Gaming Mummy u don’t brush ur teeth?

[@queenandgoodomensfan6359]

*" When i wake up i see "* Blind people : Wish I could say the same

[@wilfthebig7910]

Jesus will heal them amen

[@quasar7951]

@@wilfthebig7910 when they get to heaven but humans have to find out a cure until that happens

[@Cartermchick]

Bruh hahahahaha

[@rdclips3647]

Yeah I always thought that like if you are like deaf and blind and god doesn't help you then he is a selfish man

[@chloecasady7761]

My Strange Addiction “The minute I open my eyes I sing! Cause I can’t help it”

[@user-sw1qw9yi5e]

"Everytime i close my eyes i wake up feeling so h o r n e h"

[@dizzysaturn1096]

I eat toes☺

[@leahbrewer9226]

I’m a Christian and my morning routine goes: wake up, lose will to live, chug coffee so I am half awake, go to school(before quarantine)

[@agatameble721]

Well, that seems lukewarm. Pick up your Bible, repent of sin and trust in Jesus. That's the only way to heaven, but the choice is yours. (21)Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. (22)Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? (23)And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity. Mark7:21-23 KJV Have you ever lied, stolen, used God's name in vain, etc? Congratulations, you're a sinner just like the rest of us! You need a Savior to get to heaven. Get to know God by reading His word. Make your decision today - eternity in a lake of fire or with the Lord. God bless you. ❤

[@sex_therapist]

@@agatameble721 jeepers

[@sixlenses]

Mine is:wake up fall asleep again wake up asks my dad or mom for food watch KZbin and play roblox then go to bed

[@GB_B]

Leah Brewer i wake up, i lose the will to live too. I eat breakfast use my pc eat lunch and dinner than go to bed

[@vee1993]

@@agatameble721 some of us only have 40 minutes before class. i don’t have time to pray AND get myself and my kids ready

[@Atashi]

when he said “Emma Mae Jenkins” i thought he said “MMA Jenkins”

[@freshcane1245]

owo is bad me 2

[@Hugealligator254]

Like she wakes up in a wrestling ring

[@Mikey19710]

owo is bad same

[@spooks5195]

Same

[@theguardian5961]

Not alone, G.

[@ggukiex2721]

"Schools 40 minutes away from finishing. geT a MovE oN!" This made me *whEeZE*

[@glaptoper]

Ok

[@ggukiex2721]

@@glaptoper ok

[@MrClean-lo6lu]

as soon as i read this he said it.

[@dani-pt4pw]

floppy hair jungkook I read that as it played in the vid lol

[@vivekbooshan9954]

Person: "What do you eat for breakfast?" Emma: "The words of Jesus Christ"

[@elijahjenkins846]

I'm ashamed she shares my family name

[@universalclips1472]

Lol not a Christian but still watched the video

[@abdullahsepic]

JesUS ChRisT CheCKS OVer StRipeS ThaTS WhAT i LiKE (YAH) ThAts WhAT wE liKE (YAH)

[@anonecki]

Is that some new alphabet cereal

[@lethalbanana23]

I suppose that she also likes very much Prayse the Lord- ASAP ROCKY

[@idolizationist]

Shes homeschooled. I'm betting on it

[@charles_moore9817]

@Alex M nice profile pic, rip chuck

[@jacquessnyman2266]

Good theory

[@penguinfluffy2.016]

Alex M wdym by that

[@ewa8253]

She literally said "when walking through the corridors of school"

[@Emily.Russell]

I wouldn't be surprised

[@rectorecto5417]

2:02 that SPECIFIC SOUND and any other alarm sounding sounds make my skin crawl. Cuz it’s always associated with me waking up

[@MiguelBerryFan]

My school ends before her morning routine ends

[@johngonzalez2554]

Same my ends in 1:35 pm

[@z7983]

Da Crux Are you sure you aren’t missing the last english class ?

[@Alex-dd5bb]

Zaid Syed im dead 💀

[@Meevij48]

👏🏻

[@dwarvenmoray]

Mine ends at 2:40 & 1:55 on Wednesdays.

[@tomeh6450]

Honestly disappointed that her morning routine didn't involve some dude dressed as Jesus.

[@rdclips3647]

Yeah like I bet it wouldn't even be a dude

[@Krulc1fer]

Me : Emma Mae Jenkins Also me: MMA JENKINS

[@certifiedsploink]

thats exactly what i thought lmao

[@sharondavis6542]

I laughed so hard when i saw this

[@alexloader7425]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Krulc1fer]

@@alexloader7425 tf

[@Cartermchick]

eaxactly what I thought too

[@OffenT]

Time to dance for Jebus *Default dance*

[@aeinzalot]

**default dances in game end**

[@therealemeraldswordtes986]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bqG4aJeVjd-El5Y

[@viterax4003]

Je🅱️us

[@RedPandaReal]

Default dances like in epic games game named fortnite for gods son

[@thewoopman8082]

Offensive when I wake up I get out of bed, orange justice then I get on with my day

[@nat8139]

imagine if someone actually did that in a British school

[@ssjsaucer]

Bangtan Loѵe someone would say their in set 8 mate

[@ssjsaucer]

Michael Wootton 😂😂

[@stevenc.1470]

Bangtan Loѵe She would get bullied in any normal school

[@1985cactus]

@@stevenc.1470 Even in the US south? Or Utah?

[@BaconDanglers]

In my school in Birmingham, the school had the whole year in assembly (done the assembly with year 7s then 8s etc) and gave everyone the new testament bible and everyone had to take one or we got in trouble even though most of the school was nowhere near religious, instead of reading them everyone just ran around smacking people in the head with them and gained the name '' Bible bashing'' as in I Bible bashed someone earlier... Loved it

[@charliebrookes4016]

My morning routine starts by my mum shouting at me “YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TILL SCHOOL STARTS”

[@powerzgamer7158]

My morning routine is waking up and then saying why i woke up

[@izzyrecordsx157]

Why is no one talking about the ‘So after I check my weight and I’m satisfied with my progress I go do what I do EVERY morning I go out onto the balcony, I pound my chest in and let out a cream of satisfaction’

[@OtisRLeePr]

Feel like knocking him out really

[@jun-hs4eo]

I cream when I’m satisfied

[@tyscotty648]

@@jun-hs4eo 🤣🤣

[@smittyyt4535]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[@FenceAKAGlasnost]

*GOOD MORNING USA*

[@dexis9412]

Ffs memeulous, you gave me a panic attack with that alarm, how dare you.

[@cezza6474]

Dexis yo was thinking I was late for sommin

[@oli8009]

Dexis s

[@aaronproudfoot2998]

😱

[@axaalex74]

My morning routine: I wake up and *I'm triggered* I take a shower *I'm triggered* Brush my teeth *I'm triggered* Dress up *I'm TrIgGeReD*

[@Yungnaught]

I go to school -i am happy- *I wanna die*

[@ic6721]

I get triggered and im triggered doing so

[@lusifer9701]

Eat something and I’m not triggered Watch Memeulous and I’m not triggered

[@marianna380]

This is why you need jesus

[@ignoremelol2576]

GO BaCK TO SLEEp *Gets woken up and triggered* Goes to school *please kill me*

[@DoodleDan]

her: *shouting bible verses in the hallway* bully: well look what we got here... *approaches* her: *starts doing the default dance* bully: oh shit, this one's a wild one *walks away*

[@TrentM03]

Lol

[@pessimisticbastard5278]

*sprints away* **

[@connorchristensen1836]

She went to my school she didn’t talk about Jesus too much she was always super nice and would hold the main door open and tell everyone to have a nice day

[@theghost3248]

Dixonjazz for real u guys were in the same school

[@drew5168]

ShadowGamerHD then the bully gets smited

[@JesusChrist-vb3no]

Who's she again, I swear my dad makes people like her behind my back.

[@odstinbound2335]

Nice

[@arielnagar6556]

Nice

[@hexagon4902]

Jesus Christ can i come to heaven with you

[@reply4732]

I'm going to hell. I killed Morgz

[@7hi45]

Nice

[@y3rkie]

2:01 I fear no man but... That...that *SOUND* *.....it scares me* This sound strikes fear in the hearts of even the bravest of people

[@jamon8139]

One shudders to think what inhuman thoughts lie behind that sound, dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty

[@Arcanilumia]

Save me... I cannot escape it... It consumes me... H E L P M E

[@reborn9025]

that sound is worse than death, I'm pretty sure it gives people ptsd.

[@evanfanara8420]

My heart rate doubled when I heard that alarm

[@evanfanara8420]

@LadyLunoma yep same

[@y3rkie]

Evan Fanara that sound strikes fear even in Jesus himself XD

[@joshuaedwards235]

That alarm is gonna be going off for me in 6 hours

[@bustin9938]

Yes

[@ethanbell5508]

Joshua Edwards that alarm is going off for me in 5 hours and I’m still up ffs

[@Yamezzzz]

*I turn on my LÄÄÄÄMP* Her accent physically hurts me.

[@arianna2304]

JamesTavRule okay better, what's wrong with our accent here?

[@viogieviogie]

JamesTavRule When you live in the south T h e r e s N o E s c a p e

[@monster-me733]

*LAMP*

[@colbyjackcheeser]

JamesTavRule ma lemp

[@dee-dee1382]

Lamb p

[@SuperJess135]

So this is what the home schooled kids do all day...

[@TheFlamerWolf]

Who's the girl on your profile picture

[@TheFlamerWolf]

@@hardcore6969 I dont like religious family's because one they judge you even though I'm a Christian like they are.

[@mrgameboy5727]

Oh boy I can't wait for the sequel *Afternoon routine*

[@lorenzo5424]

Then she's going to sacrifice a piglet. Gonna b3 Lit. 😂👌💯

[@cementbox4430]

Mr GameBoy and the pre-quel, *midnight routine* err never mind joke sucks. I’d still smash, id probably have to dress up like Jesus, the White Jesus.

[@jackb5832]

Probs at like 8 pm

[@I3ATTLE05]

My morning routine *sleep* My afternoon routine *sleep* My night routine *KZbin*

[@suhhhkari]

Her after noon morning routine will start at 10 pm

[@InklingKirby]

My morning routine consists of waking up, playing Bin Weevils, sleep

[@J0oBies]

ʎqɹᴉʞ ƃuᴉlʞuI you must be Jesus then

[@mlxneo8488]

Im more of a club penguin kind of porson

[@xynqie6874]

Ah yes! I can see that you don’t need to eat anymore, since bin weevils has evolved you into a almighty being. Very well have a nice day. (Please skip this comment)

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

jessplauz roblox well not now you aren't

[@ganyuu8338]

moshi monsters is clearly better you uncultured swine

[@isaacsinclair4435]

0:34 any one else think he said MMA Jenkins? 😂

[@eliasaquino4312]

Me

[@Luckyy8242]

Me too

[@halo-yt5mu]

Me

[@alan-pr5yt]

Isaac Sinclair yeah😂😂

[@PokemonFanatic43]

Me

[@mr_bigforehead1685]

She just wakes up in the morning and starts talking with Jesus and instantly gains a shield to protect her from lies and lies from the ENEMIES

[@chipetteseatchips6024]

When you played the alarm ringtone, my sister just moaned and buried her head in her pillow. And yes I watch memeoulous in the mornings

[@davishimada1555]

The plot to a porno?

[@tegistardis69]

Sleeping with your sister or what? Lol

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

@@davishimada1555 IKR

[@g0lina]

i think u uh.. meant groaned.

[@Summer-vn6wf]

sol walker They probably share a room.

[@Blurryface-et7td]

I have the same annoying ringtone

[@smugemoji2252]

Gentle Man Same

[@legionmaniac-9202]

My ringtone is the Mario theme song

[@wakefn4886]

Gentle Man Same😂

[@abigails.9841]

Yep. Same here.

[@Echs_D33]

Change it then.

[@pricklerclue95]

Morning Routine: Get up *CRY* Go back to bed

[@caidenmcnamara2554]

Same

[@iwannagotonewjersey.9802]

My morning routine: **Wake up at 1 or 4 PM** **Play the Sims 4 or 3 while eating breakfast** **Eat lunch and dinner** **Go to bed**

[@caleblewis8169]

So at one do you play 4 and when you wake up at four you play 3?

[@Emily.Russell]

We have the same routine

[@ntonina]

Yep definitely a morning routine not a whole day

[@hotpikachu]

OH MY GOD THATS CRAZY BRO!

[@Cthulu_699]

That's a mood

[@enbymudkip]

*This is so beautiful Alexa play "I love you Jesus" by Trisha Paytas*

[@captainbeenis2830]

Nevermind alexa self destruct

[@citrus4419]

:')

[@knightsofapollo2715]

**Alexa is currently shutting down.**

[@Syndikris]

Alexa, play despacito! Alexa: hell no *explodes*

[@ups3lla642]

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEELLL

[@13lucygoose]

Emma: "ill be attacked with lies" *opens door* Bill cosby: *jumps out* "youre safe"

[@4n8_]

An under 10 minute video??? Where is George and what have you done with him.

[@MattyGeneric]

Ikr.

[@atomicslide3281]

It’s weird

[@aaronproudfoot2998]

@@atomicslide3281 not being serious being stupid ok

[@marešare4479]

420 likes

[@sighted]

Max Stosic 419 i unliked

[@pearsebrewster5464]

Honestly she's happier than most people so good on her

[@coffee3140]

Pearse Brewster happier*

[@sanja3481]

You realise that video is fake lmao

[@horatio1316]

Idk if you're joking or not

[@isabelleturner5160]

honestly that's the most fake happiness I've ever seen

[@viperdiper4282]

Pearse Brewster no

[@AutumnEquinoxx]

On a good day, I wake up at noon 😂

[@subscribetopewdiepie7452]

@Autumn Equinox where is my kitten

[@AutumnEquinoxx]

drink Well, you have to consider shipping and handling time. I would give it instantly if possible, but it just isn’t.

[@mariokart6216]

Autumn Equinox Same

[@lordjeff6894]

Same

[@SonowGamer]

On a bad day I don't get up at all.

[@KittyNoir3083]

BRO HER SWEAT PATCHES

[@KittyNoir3083]

GraceN what ?

[@GAn1ms]

You mean her Holy water patches? Lmao

[@kaetoot9023]

hey Namjoon hit me up in my dms babe 😉 (its a joke lmao)

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

@@kaetoot9023 ily

[@Zurgo-fl1kx]

She exerted herself too much by reading the bible 50 times before school

[@LivingLikeTimmy]

My Morning Routine is drop out of school and become a soundcloud rapper named Lil Timmy.

[@juszak5435]

Every day?

[@wintersxo8951]

Bro my freinds have been calling me lil timmy are we twins..

[@MatasL]

@@juszak5435 Just change the name to Something with lil and then yes

[@bt5fasttank674]

When I wake up I just start singing these beautiful words... "GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG!!!"

[@moonlightmanor5463]

I wake up and sing MINE DIAMOOOOONDS, MINE DIAMOOOOOOOOOOOONDS I'LL MINE THEM SO FAR I'VE GOT TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@_Biscuitbear]

@@moonlightmanor5463 Mining away Mining away so much to mine on a beautiful minecraft day

[@dwarvenmoray]

My morning routine is whatever I feel like doing in the morning. If I'm tired, I'll go back to sleep. If I'm hungry, I'll fix breakfast. If I feel like watching TV, I'm gonna watch TV. I'm not a very time-oriented person.

[@huffkuff4467]

Same

[@bellathegamingcreeper6964]

Same

[@souptastic707]

My morning routine I wake up Go and pee Go find a pop tart Eat it Sleep *REPEAT*

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

Lol ikr

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

You don't even need to add brush teeth. Like common sense you're going to brush your teeth.

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

You should have just said I just do my morning routine -_-

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

Yours is nothing special it's just normal.

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

If it wasn't normal then you should have said stuff.

[@Adam_1.618]

*alarm clock beeps* me:thinking very VERY dark thoughts

[@melissalouise11795]

yeet23698 the only thing me as an atheist would actually pray for

[@boo1980]

Melissa Louise Madden lmaoo

[@brandonng2883]

My daily routine is me screaming to myself "Wake up! It's time to sleep!"

[@Entxma]

"There is no God." -Stephen Hawking "No u." -God

[@daydreamcloud9110]

no u

[@marianneheyvaerts5526]

There isn’t any god

[@Saltyaf38]

Yes you

[@rowboat_3464]

"There is no stephen hawking" -God

[@louisadam5289]

@@rowboat_3464 yes

[@Kapin05]

Morning Routine: 2AM - Wake up 2AM - Wonder why I woke up 4AM- Finally get back to sleep 6AM- Wake up properly

[@Dominic54678]

couldnt agree more

[@boaz7028]

For some reason i always wake few mins before my alarm goes

[@mikaelketo5642]

My day is pretty much normal 1. Wake up 2. Watch memelous while eating breakfeast and drink some bath water 3.go to school while watching memelous 4. Leave from school while watching memelous 5. Eat while watching memelous 6. Sleep while lisening to memelous ASMR.

[@Glandov]

Wow NOICE MATE #MEMELOUSSUPERFAN

[@TomPill_s]

"Memelous?" It's "Memeulous." *Y O U U N C U L T U R E D S W I N E*

[@mikaelketo5642]

@@TomPill_s Ur a true fan boi mate

[@frazercowan4030]

Gotta love that great tasting bath water

[@snicklepum5758]

ketopeto xd you don’t wake up to memeulous? Wow fake fan much?

[@someman66]

I don't get how she doesn't really have a "chill". She just seems overjoyed about everything. Even explaining the "Lord of lies", just so happy. No shift in tone. Just smiling constantly. She creeps me out man

[@standupstraight9691]

Seconded.

[@asher-360]

Maybe it’s her youtube persona

[@yageruoy8109]

*"The moment i step"* *"The moment open my eyes"* *"The moment i wake up"* STOOOOPPPPPLL

[@13gudadod]

really gramatically corect

[@13gudadod]

😂

[@yageruoy8109]

@@13gudadod 😂😂

[@eeeeeeeeee802]

The moment I kill myself

[@Telic]

Memeulous, if you ever need some music for vids, id love to provide some of my music :) Much love, dude. Thanks for your time!

[@T3.Z6]

keep liking so he might notice it

[@poppa6259]

Are these all the same person?

[@Scringy]

he bought likes lmfao

[@mlxneo8488]

*E P I C*

[@hermanskaug7417]

Scringy i am bot. I am bot

[@annaliese430]

My morning routine is wake up and go and watch KZbin for 10 hours straight

[@anirudhabhat7336]

Finally someone I cn relate

[@nscahoi1195]

Great mate

[@nandinhocunha440]

My is jerk off soon I wake up and think should I kill myself

[@blisshope05]

Lol😂

[@mixu2225]

Same

[@zoria8134]

My morning routine: -lies in bed for like 15 min -goes downstairs and opens iPad -watches memeulous and eats homemade poki

[@Hugealligator254]

Weird flex but ok

[@kell2883]

Morning routine with Jesus freaked me out a little....

[@Megabatman989]

The way she's acting is so unnatural. It's really weird. It isn't even what she's saying that bothers me it's just how she presents herself and words everything.

[@TinySzn]

im a christian and i was even a bit scared.

[@malakai5532]

Jesus wants a good christian to bear spiritual fruit, not to be religious nuts. Jesus even criticized some of the Pharisees for being hypocrites for wearing religious verses on themselves and reading religious texts loudly for the public to hear, not to praise God but rather to attract attention and glory to themselves, showing off to everyone how religious they were. This girl certainly went overboard especially since she is put her "morning routine" on youtube to declare to everyone, "look how much I love Jesus guys"...

[@bagelboy310]

@@malakai5532 Just because something out of your religious comfort zone looks weird doesn't mean it's wrong. I used to be the same way. When I saw people actually praying and reading their Bible outside of church, I thought they were freaks, but the more you grow as a christian, the more normal these acts become. I'm sure to an outsider these things look absolutely bonkers, but over the years of beginning to read your Bible a little in the morning, to memorizing scripture, it isn't too extreme.

[@bagelboy310]

@@malakai5532 I doubt she's doing this for attention, she probably gets more criticism than praise, I'm sure

[@ninas.7024]

Also her under arm is so sweaty like look at her shirt when you watch it like boi put on a sleeved shirt.

[@Saltyaf38]

I noticed that too

[@glaptoper]

@Daisyxo Thank youuu

[@gwendolynleah3257]

Cakes Love Me bc it’s sweaty

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

Do you people not sweat or something?

[@gwendolynleah3257]

Fawn well I mean yeah but... ew lmao

[@GoldenPenHD]

I usually piss first

[@maelstrom679]

The Derp Chaos Without getting out of bed?

[@elsendys]

Aaron Keener ofc he gets outta bed first 😂

[@jasonnoon]

Piss before you wake up so you either piss yourself in bed or you sleep walk

[@Okiinuu]

Yeah mate

[@ethanschweitzer8489]

@@elsendys he never said that he just said take a piss

[@CenerothXaris]

Imagine staying the night and you crawl out of bed and suddenly an opera starts out of nowhere.

[@alexo7029]

When he put his alarm on - I had ptsd flashbacks

[@ethanbell5508]

Alex Owen lmao man just creased 🤣

[@alexantonucci2744]

I died when she started dancing

[@hakixai]

I committed suicide

[@fuckboypower103]

@@hakixai Lies.

[@mixu2225]

@@hakixai how can you comment if youre dead

[@tee981]

Mixuuu Lyrics I hope you are joking or you can’t take a joke

[@hakixai]

This is honestly very sad.

[@Clowniebee]

As a child of and going to a school for papa jesus, I am actually wheezing since she’s not supposed to be boastful and showy of her faith, and yet she makes a whole video in the afternoon on youtube reciting bible verses and doing fortnite dances? Mm yes fam, that’s how every christian spends their time 👌🏻

[@d0mi3000]

@@miloskocic1759 that sounds satanic but okay

[@miloskocic1759]

@@d0mi3000 that is the least painfull

[@smilerpunk922]

"papa jesus'

[@fremanestatejeffnuggets3417]

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

[@FrankEpicness]

im christian, but thats just a avengers level threat

[@justarealitybendinggoat4234]

I am a Catholic with the same beliefs as her and i still cringe at this she has gone probably too far

[@justanormalcat1839]

Yeah, I'm christian but she's completely insane. My morning routine consists of waking up, and then going back to sleep.

[@josephmcsticc164]

Kek

[@itsdk7088]

Tbh same

[@leonardodoel3106]

I guess most of us

[@kaiabrushaber8058]

same same same

[@emilybrown2239]

Just a Normal Cat lol I same if I can be bothered to get up I might pry

[@gone41214]

Hell yeah, I smoke: S:I M:listen O:to K:the E:bible audiobook everyday

[@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566]

Am I missing something here? That made zero sense to me someone please explain

[@10ksubswithoutoriginalcont65]

@@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566 r/whoosh

[@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566]

iluvass I’m guessing the “whoosh” is because it went over my head! 😅 but seriously that isn’t helpful I’m still confused 🤷‍♂️

[@10ksubswithoutoriginalcont65]

@@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566 yes yes it did. and the joke was he tried to be hip and all that by saying smoke and then tried to be a good guy by saying he listens to bible. that was all the joke. i'm really bad at explaining but uhh i think you get the point :)

[@adudewithachannellifeisgoo4566]

iluvass ohhh okay I get the idea of it now, cheers mate 👊👌

[@realhippiesarecowboys]

Girl: Looks out the window also girl: *LAUGHS AT NOTHING*

[@everyone9500]

h

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

ZugZug Is she a religious person or is she a loon?

[@thehuniebeedude]

@@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710 both

[@aidansaros]

I bet every morning she says “sksksksksksksksksksksksk”

[@grayfirbank3595]

religious vsco girls are the devil

[@iamcanatsomething5288]

You said sksksks again, I will sksksks your skin- reddit

[@WSB1469]

My morning routine is to sit on the toilet & watch KZbin then rush the last 5min to get ready.

[@PotatoFactoryFilms]

Matt Aaron It’s funny you say that because that’s what I’m doing right now and I should probably start getting ready now.

[@Will-wc9oq]

Same

[@SolarArtworks]

Damn that’s just me before work😂😂

[@Argonautsv2]

She is the embodiment of homeschooled Christian

[@tired247]

I'm a homeschooled Christian and act nothing like this.

[@broseidon1658]

She really needs some human interaction.

[@Broxalax]

And in love with her teacher

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

@@Broxalax Alabama 100

[@agatameble721]

She mentioned school corridors...

[@blackmailed1072]

My Morning Routine: - Wake Up - *Hate my Life*

[@gabrijelmilicevic705]

Oh you wake up to do that

[@bezirk1113]

Yas

[@indexcontrollers6001]

Spookmailed same

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

-and go back to sleep -repeat

[@a1.w6]

Never in my life have I read something so relatable 😂😂

[@felixwarren3592]

"My morning routine with jesus" Me with a morning routine with the great elder one cthulu

[@InklingKirby]

Just because someone drinks bath water doesn’t mean you can steal their ideas

[@dexis9412]

ʎqɹᴉʞ ƃuᴉlʞuI they forfeit any rights that they may have possessed upon drinking that bath water

[@bruhhitzaminatm7457]

He probably asked him😂

[@kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912]

Inkling Kirby is your name upside down?

[@brixxium5530]

yes he can

[@Honnii]

but charlie did one, too (penguinz0)

[@edbtlr]

I think she wakes up at 2:18 so she can finish her routine in time

[@frootsmash9467]

I hate the alarm at 2:02 so much. the amount of hatred I have for it is crazy, every time I hear it signifies me not getting enough sleep. Its torture

[@lealee-healthyteame184]

I think she forgot the part where she smokes a huge bong before dancing.

[@kaizzzzzzzzz]

This comment is underrated

[@korbinianhuber3350]

That alarm is my alarm tone to. When I hear that noise in random times in the day, I will actually die. I was watching this in algebra and I got one day of I.S.S. For curling up and yelling. It is called ptsd

[@urmom-cs9nb]

KingOfTheM00N 29 I.S.S? International space station?

[@zaraaaa420]

@@kimlipsboo2613 i:legal s:child s:abuse

[@hellothere5843]

@@zaraaaa420 epic

[@vuppet5684]

Sleep Eat Fortnite epic clickbait gaming time Repeat

[@cringy7-year-old5]

100th like.

[@jakecaborn8272]

Every one is now thinking of Ali-a's intro

[@gz3193]

Ali-a be like

[@charleszawalich8233]

You should play destiny2

[@t-sch.3597]

Hey vsauce vsauce here

[@cinere46]

When she doesn’t even read Isaiah 6:8 right

[@JiaoziFantisies]

Prepare for a joke that shouldn’t at all be taken seriously. She looks like an Italian guy in drag.

[@a.p.6580]

As an italian myself, that's beyond true, and makes the video even more unberable and unnerving.

[@i_teleported_bread7404]

Draghetti Bolognese.

[@atomlightstone]

I'm Christian but the morning routine with Jesus one was funny 😆

[@nathaniellindroos1235]

Pfff! Same here!

[@ncrtrooper9406]

Yeah, it started off pretty nice at first but, it started to go down the drain pretty quickly

[@AquaUu]

I’m Christian and if I leave my bedroom I will be killed according to her

[@galeharold5886]

I didn’t like because it’s on 69 I am your saviour

[@gomez3432]

Lmfao same here man

[@billyward1278]

I started singing the second he played his alarm... It was... beautiful. My parents told me to stop but I told them no, I must. I played them the sound and all of a sudden we were all singing. The neigbours heard and started singing. Now the whole town is singing.

[@user-wk9wy5qd4r]

what 😂

[@thomas-wr1fj]

its true i was the music

[@duncanscott998]

Same

[@gilbertrowen9572]

Despacito

[@ethanb5058]

My morning routine: Thank the bus driver

[@willnixon6759]

Something tells me Jesus is keeping her captive in his basement

[@Classyoldguy]

I’m a full Christian. BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. This is wayyy too cringe

[@ArthurKingoftheBritons404]

Classyteh Newguy I'm personally about half Christian

[@kitkat9322]

Damn y'all weak I'm like 107% Christian

[@joshu84]

Classyteh Newguy Same

[@swagingexo_osh8487]

I''m like -3% Christian

[@svary6440]

Swagingexo_osh I have a schwastika as my unlock guesture.

[@tonnyflamingo8545]

My morning routine? 🎵Inhale the memes exhale the memes,inject the memes into my blood stream. There are good memes and there are bad memes. Why has god abandoned us?🎵

[@ellens6836]

-When George runs out of ideas so he has to copy Alex-

[@kyseiix7304]

Ellen Sippel yes

[@karensomerset1441]

Ellen Sippel yeah but they’re roommates so they probably just found it together and both made a vid. Or he’s copying Alex 😂😂

[@hollyrose2814]

Copy Alex yes

[@karensomerset1441]

Sally Trip I hate to tell you this but he’s got over 600,000 subs.

[@Revenant_.]

And George does it better

[@dilophosaurussk4333]

So when she has phrases people she likes said all over her room she is a "Good christian girl" But when i have phrases my crush said taped onto the walls i am suddenly a "Creep"

[@mr.byybzman4964]

4:25 I thought she was just screaming at the top of her lungs for whatever reason

[@TiaDrawZ]

I cannot unsee 😂😂😂😂👏

[@thisisalex7]

Why do I have a strange fantasy that memeulous lives in a cupboard

[@jack_mackay]

Nah your fantasy is that you lock him in

[@Adeline-fm]

You too?

[@andicarusfell8387]

moon landing fake He’s not Harry Potter mate 😂🤨

[@creeperminer2026]

Considering what your name is... is assume you have a lot of strange fantasies

[@thisisalex7]

@@creeperminer2026 yes daddy seal me shut with your flex seal😍😍😘😘😋😋

[@redorange4748]

I walked down the school corridor and I heard someone shout “I support t-series!!” And all my mates surrounded him, got him to the floor and beat him up *Proper English schools*

[@lusifer9701]

In seventh grade, one of my friends tried to buy weed off of another one of my friends In ThE mIdDlE oF tHe HaLlWaY

[@St-ef9ru]

r/thathappened

[@dre.s52]

70 back to 69

[@lusifer9701]

@@dre.s52 annnnnd back up to 70 now

[@melissalouise11795]

TyetheRebel just as you guys do with your big boy guns, “pRotEcting” yourselves and hunting...

[@blackberrymagpie3251]

My routine is wake up, ask why do I have depression and start my day.

[@bharafelder]

My morning routine is Wake up Sleep again Wake up Shower Eat breakfast nvm I don’t do that Be late Get punishment Sleep

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

Wake up sleep wake up have something to eat sleep

[@thiccnsaltytv998]

Literally what I do every morning

[@waniskandar4612]

my life in one comment 😭😂

[@kaiabrushaber8058]

"I wouldn't try that in a British school" she would get beat up so fast poor thing

[@ch1mera82]

@@hystericalkeys8891 ez

[@harricross462]

The funny thing is your not joking

[@bigclart4821]

beaux brodude cos people in the uk would be like ‘aye fuck off I gave up believing in fairytales ages ago grow up’ or something along those lines

[@darkfader23]

beaux brodude basically British people are just rude people and we would actually try to get her to seek help

[@zac7790]

@@hystericalkeys8891 I wish hell existed. With all the people you say are going there it would be banging.

[@Mn-bm3cb]

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[@stooms.m1860]

Me too

[@angstyprince7692]

Omg so relatable

[@piggi5xtheawesome973]

*I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF*

[@yourlocalgermanstormtroope1679]

maria FLEX TAPE IS YUMMY

[@idunno6548]

Same

[@mauigoomba8043]

When your listening to a video in your class and this girl is like "THE LORD IS MY SHEPERD"