Cringy Property Agent Overselling A House

[@SneakySushii]

Happy weekend you gorgeous luxurious people.

[@shunyaobai6815]

wait this isn't the insult I'm used to

[@kadennnnnnnnnnnn]

stop teasing me

[@taxic7647]

Second reply B)

[@timeless215]

Aye long weekend

[@lmao7586]

kill me

[@NCHProductions]

the tissue box innuendos was peak comedy lolol.

[@nicholasfung4780]

were*

[@XeraXeon]

didn't expect you would be here, i like your production/animation

[@cobaltium4943]

I love how MHW youtube channel is watching Singapore video

[@PunkintheV0id]

I DIED VJHVJCHC

[@jlexploretheworld1164]

"This... this table candle seems so familiar." Me too! I saw this at IKEA!

[@user-rv2qm1rh7p]

Me too ! I saw this at the altar of guanyin ma

[@jtasticc]

Maybe Chris wanted to be a film director but he became a real estate agent instead... i guess he's finally fulfilling his dreams 👁👄👁

[@chfun999]

It's a dream In a dream job

[@hengyuhen8603]

i believe that if property agents promotes like how sneaky sushi would do, the sales may go up alot honest, brutal, straightforward, sarcastic and genuine, no bs

[@karu3955]

Jamus Lim: "Cockles" Sushii KorKor: "Concoct"

[@duckyshoeashvlogz5975]

I was about to comment that-

[@chocolatecake8274]

Random User who asked

[@han9005]

@@chocolatecake8274 who asked

[@jeremyooi1996]

Concoct is almost similar to the vulgar word Kongkek

[@chocolatecake8274]

Md farid Farhan who asked

[@mefied]

Feels like he's writing a compo and trying to score the vocab 😂

[@Belryllium]

EXACTLY LMFAO

[@v0yds]

the luxurious poos, the barbeque peets, and not forgetting, this well equipped jim.

[@cupholders]

I hate people who dramatise the letter i in words. It's bits, not BEETS

[@chocolatecake8274]

Kai Wyn Tan deed u just dramatise the letter ee een words

[@foodlit3029]

i laughed out loud when i heard him say that!!!

[@GabrielTan1980]

Actually hor, the IPA of gym is literally jim ;)

[@ahyes6201]

Bruh, the camera angles and music is so nice but his voice is just destroying it

[@skrrtskrrt699]

When your dream job is to direct movies but end up being a property agent.

[@curiousGoyangi]

That's why it's a dream within a dream (nightmare)

[@nubcake5846]

I would buy that gorgeous and luxurious tissue box in a heartbeat.

[@Tan_YongWei]

omg yes! after what sushi kor kor did>.

[@conveniencestorebanana9648]

That tissue box fills the cockles of my heart

[@chuumygalaxy9906]

the way sushii gor gor touched the tissue box i- im definitely not thinking abt anything else

[@kiyoponnn]

🤭

[@kitsucafe655]

I know right... 😳

[@Dkuaeshfn]

dying from 21 weeks of intern and this video single-handedly revived my soul

[@gregoryho9307]

I believe sushii boy korkor was also single-handedly using that tissue box

[@cobaltium4943]

Imagine buying this property and found out this video 2 years later, I will be so embarrassed that I will sell it straight.

[@Banana-cc5rx]

lmao that house is small af. Even if I am rich imma just spend my life in my HDB that's bigger lmao. And that table for 4 to have a "scrumptious meal" barely have any space left with the plates and a bowl of apple in the middle LOL

[@isxbelv]

The nerve to call that small ass balcony "spacious" like we are blind or sum shi it's barely 600 sq ft nothing in there is "spacious"

[@evelynngaming7119]

Poor film student who just graduated getting notified that he has a job after realising its creating this ad

[@aldeen3]

Funny thing is, the videography like quite nice lol

[@Emsyaz]

When the skills you acquired passionately doesnt match your career....

[@amosalexander6185]

Pretty sure he himself is that film student

[@_Quintus]

Imran+ Chris= D R E A M T E A M

[@deliaaasss]

Don’t forget Pauline🥺

[@misterjerek]

Together with dominic they can all con each other together

[@_Quintus]

@@misterjerek Inserts spiderman who are you meme.

[@Emsyaz]

@@_Quintus dont forget Steven and Evan Tan, the get rich quick ecommerce gurus

[@namesensored9584]

The video got me at the part where his hands were trembling while trying to press the lift buttons LOL

[@dawormly]

I think i must be blind because I CANT SEEM TO FIND THE LINK TO BUY THE MARVELOUS LUXURIOUS SHINY TISSUE BOX

[@jiakfinder356]

U really CB sia... I can't stop laughing at my own tissue box sia... GF thought I siao sia... Damn you la! Great job on this funny video!

[@vintan5934]

It's been long since I laugh till my eyes become teary xD

[@zavierik4165]

"I'm panicking oh no i-im panicking"

[@kai-dp3cg]

As an architecture student I had so much to say about that video. My lecturer and my class spent an hour talking about the video and we were wondering wtf is wrong with Chris

[@rogerfaint499]

When you want to sell something, get to the salient points and make it short, sharp and sweet without trying to drag it unnecessarily longer. Too much drama won't get you anywhere.

[@gracey_wacey]

the bed is so close to the closet HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH DOES ANYONE USE IT

[@TheScenefulOne]

nobody cares about the closet it's a freaking rare shiny bedroom.

[@thaddeontan]

ALL NEW CONDOS R LIKE THAT ULL GET USED TO IT

[@kaimengquek1952]

Sliding door.

[@bleach769]

he seems like a wannabe filmmaker but somehow ended up as a real estate agent

[@wisemen8290]

tbh this house looks like an average modern condominium 'but smaller' , the only thing caught my eye is the swimming pool gym...

[@ppippl8675]

Love the subtitles, rly allows more people to watch your videos, love it ❤

[@unclegardener]

Every video the only thing I wonder about is what Sushii is gonna call us

[@billygoat8932]

#losers

[@DYLY544]

I would never look at tissue boxes the same way again 😂

[@ack434]

>Mystically wakes up in a flat that you don't even belong in, with no idea who brought you here. >"Functional bedrooms."

[@AOTLTng]

Thanks for giving me a smile while i am handling some griefs tonight.

[@shannenong6231]

LMAO this is fucking funny bruh. I laughed out too loud my neighbours told me to stfu LOL.

[@lyndaemanuelraman3858]

7:52 King Sushii is back 😂

[@benyeo7930]

This bloke is so eloquently hilarious; his comments were truly wicked to the last jot and tittle. Has absolutely enjoyed all his videos to date and looking forward to more - well done!

[@Catsdrivingatruck]

The shaking hand part- I- everything- I- *dying from laughter*

[@shawntan3070]

You probably helped him advertise and probably sold the house already

[@whatevs73637]

The house was sold

[@letsnumbercafe4768]

I went for a viewing Chris the agent listed on propertyguru few months ago at Tampines. Many people turned up at the viewing because the pictures were vwey well taken. But the real property were a far cry from the how they looked like in the pictures. Chris conducted the viewing like taking tourists through a museum. It was spectacular walk-through but the real state of that 5-room HDB really doesn’t justify price tag of $560k

[@secondaccount6348]

Yes agree. Pictures and the real deal differs drastically. Can we have some 'integrity' and not waste time on viewings ha

[@joshualee6765]

lol i seen this video's units being viewed on property lim brothers b4... its ridiculous how overpriced they all do it... great for the seller not for the buyer

[@jieqiiii]

Plot twist: sushii daddy helping his friend advertise

[@ansonchan83]

Sushii kor kor's new favorite word "concoct"

[@evilbarbiedoll9195]

Korkor, do on Pauline the financial author. She is everywhere in KZbin

[@nationalmixvideos3698]

Evilbarbie Doll damn I thought I’m the only one .. don’t trust her Cus she’s using amazon and teaching courses .. courses are already for Free in KZbin

[@soundadd]

Come on, pocket money!

[@evilbarbiedoll9195]

@@nationalmixvideos3698 if she is a millionaire, why bother to teach others. There is no free lunch in this world. Sometimes one video can see her 3 or 4 times. So sick of seeing her.

[@kipklop975]

omg yes please she keeps popping up everywhere and I'm sorry but i watch it just to laugh so now she pops up even more 😂👀 "hi, I'm pauLEEN." *creepy 10-star smile *

[@pastawayyy]

suddenly i want to throw all the tissue boxes in my house away

[@nats3160]

I feel so much Chad vibes from the property dude

[@hugolouwen4360]

gotta give him props for trying something unique, but shoulve rmbred that the internet is a brutal place hahah xd

[@chazkhew]

The most ironic part is KZbin threw a property investment ad in my face before letting me watch this video

[@km3455]

This is a Chris Nolan level of ad man. That Boooowhhhhhhaaaaa music...you know it’s gonna be epic when you hear that.

[@baberbunchbibi1575]

this house review warms the cockles of my heart

[@ShawnKoh]

the waking up "ahhhh" part at 7:04 got me laughing way too hard hahahhaa

[@sbtjlhw111]

this video really concocts a warmth in the cockles of my heart

[@sakurazakinaoki3056]

Gorgeous Luxurious feel of the IKEA foldable flimsy chairs & impractical round rattan table

[@whattheryan]

THANK YOU KING

[@onceuponarenee]

He is earning 5 to 6 figures of commission every month! Very hardworking young guy. Time for me to make such ads 😂

[@kiyo1412]

Omg that was one hell of advertisement. It was epic, i am just laughing through out the whole video.

[@riceymartin2203]

In Chris' defence, the "well equipped gym" is actually an aqua gym,

[@hopessdopess]

WALAO, so savage.......... I love. That Korean Drama gone wrong.

[@duckyshoeashvlogz5975]

Walao gang xD

[@xav5357]

omg who else had a propertyagentsecrets.com ad when you were watching the video

[@avataro99]

lmao me

[@honeydhydra3925]

I was literally weeping towards the end, about the tissue box ad! 🤣👍🏻

[@soldierinigo7655]

I had an estate ad and i thought the video started.

[@syafoxkarin620]

Sneaky Sushii: *starts molesting the tissue box* It's CrimeWatch time *-*)

[@when_did_i_post_this6996]

Some subtitles: Marbered floor Ideal for small famileeeeese Extensive faciliteeese The luxurious pooos The barbeque peeets Scrumptious mew over the weekend Spatious bowkerny Gorgeous, luxurious feews And you chose to be the narrator

[@jxrnas5897]

haha the luxurious poops

[@blahblahblah6036]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@duckieb345]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanchen9265]

When you want to be a film maker but end up becoming a property agent 🤣😅; That's what the intro gives...

[@ryanlim2882]

sushi: see la kor kor trying to bluff me trying to bully me foodpanda: foodpanda offers luxurious meals

[@Miss_CircleLovesOreo]

The Luxurious shiny bedrooms, beautiful shiny Luxurious balcony, the shiny well equipped underwater shiny gym XD

[@VanessaLeee]

**fingers the tissue box** *GOrGeozuS LuxuRIOuS feElS*

[@alucard141278]

Truly love it when they do landed properties and say “this is large enough for 3 cars!!!” ~ when the space is indeed large enough but the gate and design only allows 1~ maybe airdrop the other 2 in? 🤔🤔🤔

[@shal1333]

HAHAHAHA this is hands down the funniest one ever!

[@emobutaddlbeforem640]

I was just eating sushi when I realized I was watching Sneaky Sushii

[@doyouknowmypeach7112]

Omg the soothing soundtrack actually made it look cozier and magical!

[@alonecozydot195]

4:54 AHAHAHAHAH THE WIZARD PART GOT ME

[@benedictlim6959]

3:19 enough to make a grown man cry manly tears

[@gracey_wacey]

have you seen investment entrepreneurs on tiktok THATS A NEW LAGUE OF CHADS

[@nanonini]

They need Sushii's editing skills 05:42 I have been waiting for the Maplestory BGM 😂

[@missymoomooo]

I...wait..wha....? what just happened there. Sushi, you're a cinematic genius

[@supportloli6459]

5:51 You necromancer! Rushia: the hell did you just say to me

[@alisiayoung5796]

3:35 - I can't with this lmao

[@mathewvanherreweghe6822]

In the words of Brett and eddy but in the property market(?): this is sacrilegious!

[@sheepshagger]

oh Sushii, @3:50, the developers call THAT metal contraptions in the pool AQUA GYMS. that's why Chris said Gym.... but it made me curious abt what the non aqua gym looks like now if he has to focus on the aqua and not the land gym, must mean that it has problems.....Or does it...? *cue mysterious INCEPTION music*

[@Belryllium]

4:27 PFFFFFTTT- WTF I LOST IT HERE HAHAHAHAHA (and i was eating cereal oof)

[@maxwelllionheart9945]

Damn, the whole place so tiny! It can't even fit a 3 seater sofa! It's like the living room, dining area & kitchen share the same space. I wonder how much it cost? 🤔

[@hazelnutz7923]

Ok one of the funniest I have seen so far. I can’t stop laughing 😂

[@chuumygalaxy9906]

such a nice video to watch right after school

[@va1r429]

your school dismissal fkin late sia

[@chuumygalaxy9906]

@@va1r429 ya eh

[@johnbrowning3986]

I graduated already. Checkmate

[@val4325]

Love it when sushi kor kor post new videos

[@noteblock5995]

I LIVE THERE! oh my godddddddd I can't ... The place here is not actually that good though... VERY exaggerated.😐 But its still nice i dont know about others but i do enjoy the pools and ziplines as well as the walking areas downstairs.

[@AaronCorray]

your tissuebox commercial made me laugh the hardest in a long time.

[@piglink10]

10:51 lips of the tissue box LOL BRUH IM DYING!!!

[@ding2473]

he sounds like me in p4 trying to use as many big words in my compo as possible

[@blackspadex22]

I died when he started stroking the tissue box opening like that fk broo

[@kenleytan4705]

Thank you sneaky sushii for making my day. I had really good 😂 laugh at your production. Luxurious lip of the tissue box. OMG

[@letsgo4541]

I cried watching this beautiful video😭😭😢😢

[@emilioquek6135]

Your not wrong the smoothing soundtrack is amazing

[@hoknevets]

why everything he sayS is pural! 😂🤣😭 & yes, he's a wizard lighting up the candle

[@leonlim582]

HAHAHAHA diedededed, well gotta give it to him, he tried... OMG I can't my stomach.. hurts. CONCOCTS. what in the world..

[@rosiehuang4867]

Lol!!😂 I never fail to laugh at your sarcastic bad acting bro..👏👏👏👍👍👍

[@brianong9945]

Anyone noticed sushi got nearly 2x more subscribers since start of cb? Good job sushi!!

[@onehitking9124]

i literally had an ad about selling houses watching this vid

[@lukyle1381]

this is the funniest video ever made by sushi

[@amieishungry]

ANOTHER ONE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fojZZmNth9qMmc0 home tours are an incredibly entertaining genre on KZbin. hats off to the hustling agents... 😂

[@shamsonssg]

dudee, i’ve seen your videos recommended by youtube for quite a while now but i never get the urge to watch it. but somehow i went and watch the sugar baby video since youtube recommended it like usual. and honestly bro, it got me hooked. such a different content than any other channels. keep up the good contents ! cheers

[@hales_44344]

Anybody realised his “microphone” was actually something attached onto a fork?-

[@aldeen3]

It's a mic clipped to a fork, but hey it works

[@hales_44344]

Deen eus oh okay-

[@justusaurus5712]

Its his brand

[@hales_44344]

Justusaurus Uhh okay thanks-

[@onigiri6178]

Aesthetic

[@JC-jk1bx]

OMG THAT IS MY HOME IN THE AD, NAME OS High Park Residence

[@pepethefrog6837]

Since he loved that dream house, he should buy it for himself.

[@arsnlsyafiq]

hahahahahaha. you farker. you make great contents bruv. I'm always entertained!

[@whispersintherealmofdarkne6282]

So bright and shiny