Cringy Property Agent Overselling A House

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Sneaky Sushii

Sneaky Sushii

3 жыл бұрын

This video will give you gorgeous luxurious feels.
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@SneakySushii
@SneakySushii 3 жыл бұрын
Happy weekend you gorgeous luxurious people.
@shunyaobai6815
@shunyaobai6815 3 жыл бұрын
wait this isn't the insult I'm used to
@kadennnnnnnnnnnn
@kadennnnnnnnnnnn 3 жыл бұрын
stop teasing me
@taxic7647
@taxic7647 3 жыл бұрын
Second reply B)
@timeless215
@timeless215 3 жыл бұрын
Aye long weekend
@lmao7586
@lmao7586 3 жыл бұрын
kill me
@NCHProductions
@NCHProductions 3 жыл бұрын
the tissue box innuendos was peak comedy lolol.
@nicholasfung4780
@nicholasfung4780 3 жыл бұрын
were*
@XeraXeon
@XeraXeon 3 жыл бұрын
didn't expect you would be here, i like your production/animation
@cobaltium4943
@cobaltium4943 3 жыл бұрын
I love how MHW youtube channel is watching Singapore video
@PunkintheV0id
@PunkintheV0id 3 жыл бұрын
I DIED VJHVJCHC
@evelynngaming7119
@evelynngaming7119 3 жыл бұрын
Poor film student who just graduated getting notified that he has a job after realising its creating this ad
@aldeen3
@aldeen3 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, the videography like quite nice lol
@Emsyaz
@Emsyaz 3 жыл бұрын
When the skills you acquired passionately doesnt match your career....
@jlexploretheworld1164
@jlexploretheworld1164 3 жыл бұрын
"This... this table candle seems so familiar." Me too! I saw this at IKEA!
@user-rv2qm1rh7p
@user-rv2qm1rh7p 3 жыл бұрын
Me too ! I saw this at the altar of guanyin ma
@jtasticc
@jtasticc 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Chris wanted to be a film director but he became a real estate agent instead... i guess he's finally fulfilling his dreams 👁👄👁
@chfun999
@chfun999 3 ай бұрын
It's a dream In a dream job
@karu3955
@karu3955 3 жыл бұрын
Jamus Lim: "Cockles" Sushii KorKor: "Concoct"
@duckyshoeashvlogz5975
@duckyshoeashvlogz5975 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment that-
@chocolatecake8274
@chocolatecake8274 3 жыл бұрын
Random User who asked
@han9005
@han9005 3 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatecake8274 who asked
@jeremyooi1996
@jeremyooi1996 3 жыл бұрын
Concoct is almost similar to the vulgar word Kongkek
@chocolatecake8274
@chocolatecake8274 3 жыл бұрын
Md farid Farhan who asked
@mefied
@mefied 3 жыл бұрын
Feels like he's writing a compo and trying to score the vocab 😂
@Belryllium
@Belryllium 2 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY LMFAO
@v0yds
@v0yds 3 жыл бұрын
the luxurious poos, the barbeque peets, and not forgetting, this well equipped jim.
@cupholders
@cupholders 3 жыл бұрын
I hate people who dramatise the letter i in words. It's bits, not BEETS
@chocolatecake8274
@chocolatecake8274 3 жыл бұрын
Kai Wyn Tan deed u just dramatise the letter ee een words
@foodlit3029
@foodlit3029 3 жыл бұрын
i laughed out loud when i heard him say that!!!
@GabrielTan1980
@GabrielTan1980 3 жыл бұрын
Actually hor, the IPA of gym is literally jim ;)
@ahyes6201
@ahyes6201 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, the camera angles and music is so nice but his voice is just destroying it
@hengyuhen8603
@hengyuhen8603 3 жыл бұрын
i believe that if property agents promotes like how sneaky sushi would do, the sales may go up alot honest, brutal, straightforward, sarcastic and genuine, no bs
@skrrtskrrt699
@skrrtskrrt699 3 жыл бұрын
When your dream job is to direct movies but end up being a property agent.
@curiousGoyangi
@curiousGoyangi 2 жыл бұрын
That's why it's a dream within a dream (nightmare)
@nubcake5846
@nubcake5846 3 жыл бұрын
I would buy that gorgeous and luxurious tissue box in a heartbeat.
@Tan_YongWei
@Tan_YongWei 3 жыл бұрын
omg yes! after what sushi kor kor did>.
@conveniencestorebanana9648
@conveniencestorebanana9648 3 жыл бұрын
That tissue box fills the cockles of my heart
@chuumygalaxy9906
@chuumygalaxy9906 3 жыл бұрын
the way sushii gor gor touched the tissue box i- im definitely not thinking abt anything else
@kiyoponnn
@kiyoponnn 3 жыл бұрын
🤭
@kitsucafe655
@kitsucafe655 3 жыл бұрын
I know right... 😳
@cobaltium4943
@cobaltium4943 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine buying this property and found out this video 2 years later, I will be so embarrassed that I will sell it straight.
@bleach769
@bleach769 3 жыл бұрын
he seems like a wannabe filmmaker but somehow ended up as a real estate agent
@Dkuaeshfn
@Dkuaeshfn 3 жыл бұрын
dying from 21 weeks of intern and this video single-handedly revived my soul
@gregoryho9307
@gregoryho9307 3 жыл бұрын
I believe sushii boy korkor was also single-handedly using that tissue box
@_Quintus
@_Quintus 3 жыл бұрын
Imran+ Chris= D R E A M T E A M
@deliaaasss
@deliaaasss 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Pauline🥺
@misterjerek
@misterjerek 3 жыл бұрын
Together with dominic they can all con each other together
@_Quintus
@_Quintus 3 жыл бұрын
@@misterjerek Inserts spiderman who are you meme.
@Emsyaz
@Emsyaz 3 жыл бұрын
@@_Quintus dont forget Steven and Evan Tan, the get rich quick ecommerce gurus
@zavierik4165
@zavierik4165 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm panicking oh no i-im panicking"
@namesensored9584
@namesensored9584 3 жыл бұрын
The video got me at the part where his hands were trembling while trying to press the lift buttons LOL
@ack434
@ack434 3 жыл бұрын
>Mystically wakes up in a flat that you don't even belong in, with no idea who brought you here. >"Functional bedrooms."
@DYLY544
@DYLY544 3 жыл бұрын
I would never look at tissue boxes the same way again 😂
@wisemen8290
@wisemen8290 3 жыл бұрын
tbh this house looks like an average modern condominium 'but smaller' , the only thing caught my eye is the swimming pool gym...
@jiakfinder356
@jiakfinder356 3 жыл бұрын
U really CB sia... I can't stop laughing at my own tissue box sia... GF thought I siao sia... Damn you la! Great job on this funny video!
@vintan5934
@vintan5934 3 жыл бұрын
It's been long since I laugh till my eyes become teary xD
@unclegardener
@unclegardener 3 жыл бұрын
Every video the only thing I wonder about is what Sushii is gonna call us
@billygoat8932
@billygoat8932 3 жыл бұрын
#losers
@dawormly
@dawormly 3 жыл бұрын
I think i must be blind because I CANT SEEM TO FIND THE LINK TO BUY THE MARVELOUS LUXURIOUS SHINY TISSUE BOX
@pastawayyy
@pastawayyy 3 жыл бұрын
suddenly i want to throw all the tissue boxes in my house away
@ppippl8675
@ppippl8675 3 жыл бұрын
Love the subtitles, rly allows more people to watch your videos, love it ❤
@Banana-cc5rx
@Banana-cc5rx 3 жыл бұрын
lmao that house is small af. Even if I am rich imma just spend my life in my HDB that's bigger lmao. And that table for 4 to have a "scrumptious meal" barely have any space left with the plates and a bowl of apple in the middle LOL
@isxbelv
@isxbelv 3 ай бұрын
The nerve to call that small ass balcony "spacious" like we are blind or sum shi it's barely 600 sq ft nothing in there is "spacious"
@kai-dp3cg
@kai-dp3cg 3 жыл бұрын
As an architecture student I had so much to say about that video. My lecturer and my class spent an hour talking about the video and we were wondering wtf is wrong with Chris
@rogerfaint499
@rogerfaint499 2 жыл бұрын
When you want to sell something, get to the salient points and make it short, sharp and sweet without trying to drag it unnecessarily longer. Too much drama won't get you anywhere.
@benyeo7930
@benyeo7930 3 жыл бұрын
This bloke is so eloquently hilarious; his comments were truly wicked to the last jot and tittle. Has absolutely enjoyed all his videos to date and looking forward to more - well done!
@jieqiiii
@jieqiiii 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: sushii daddy helping his friend advertise
@lyndaemanuelraman3858
@lyndaemanuelraman3858 3 жыл бұрын
7:52 King Sushii is back 😂
@gracey_wacey
@gracey_wacey 3 жыл бұрын
the bed is so close to the closet HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH DOES ANYONE USE IT
@TheScenefulOne
@TheScenefulOne 3 жыл бұрын
nobody cares about the closet it's a freaking rare shiny bedroom.
@thaddeontan
@thaddeontan 3 жыл бұрын
ALL NEW CONDOS R LIKE THAT ULL GET USED TO IT
@kaimengquek1952
@kaimengquek1952 3 жыл бұрын
Sliding door.
@shannenong6231
@shannenong6231 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO this is fucking funny bruh. I laughed out too loud my neighbours told me to stfu LOL.
@sbtjlhw111
@sbtjlhw111 3 жыл бұрын
this video really concocts a warmth in the cockles of my heart
@AOTLTng
@AOTLTng 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me a smile while i am handling some griefs tonight.
@honeydhydra3925
@honeydhydra3925 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally weeping towards the end, about the tissue box ad! 🤣👍🏻
@Catsdrivingatruck
@Catsdrivingatruck 3 жыл бұрын
The shaking hand part- I- everything- I- *dying from laughter*
@whattheryan
@whattheryan 3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU KING
@hugolouwen4360
@hugolouwen4360 3 жыл бұрын
gotta give him props for trying something unique, but shoulve rmbred that the internet is a brutal place hahah xd
@baberbunchbibi1575
@baberbunchbibi1575 3 жыл бұрын
this house review warms the cockles of my heart
@doyouknowmypeach7112
@doyouknowmypeach7112 3 жыл бұрын
Omg the soothing soundtrack actually made it look cozier and magical!
@hazelnutz7923
@hazelnutz7923 3 жыл бұрын
Ok one of the funniest I have seen so far. I can’t stop laughing 😂
@chazkhew
@chazkhew 3 жыл бұрын
The most ironic part is KZbin threw a property investment ad in my face before letting me watch this video
@kiyo1412
@kiyo1412 3 жыл бұрын
Omg that was one hell of advertisement. It was epic, i am just laughing through out the whole video.
@kenleytan4705
@kenleytan4705 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you sneaky sushii for making my day. I had really good 😂 laugh at your production. Luxurious lip of the tissue box. OMG
@jane5400
@jane5400 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you korkor for uploading ✨💞🧚‍♀️
@shal1333
@shal1333 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA this is hands down the funniest one ever!
@ansonchan83
@ansonchan83 3 жыл бұрын
Sushii kor kor's new favorite word "concoct"
@km3455
@km3455 3 жыл бұрын
This is a Chris Nolan level of ad man. That Boooowhhhhhhaaaaa music...you know it’s gonna be epic when you hear that.
@wx4208
@wx4208 3 жыл бұрын
Omg 3 mins, the earliest I've been for a video
@ashleyveronicahvlogs1465
@ashleyveronicahvlogs1465 3 жыл бұрын
Omg sushi gorgor you are legit lighting up my life like how the lights light up the room 😂😂😂
@ShawnKoh
@ShawnKoh 3 жыл бұрын
the waking up "ahhhh" part at 7:04 got me laughing way too hard hahahhaa
@riceymartin2203
@riceymartin2203 2 жыл бұрын
In Chris' defence, the "well equipped gym" is actually an aqua gym,
@sakurazakinaoki3056
@sakurazakinaoki3056 3 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous Luxurious feel of the IKEA foldable flimsy chairs & impractical round rattan table
@letsgo4541
@letsgo4541 3 жыл бұрын
I cried watching this beautiful video😭😭😢😢
@nats3160
@nats3160 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so much Chad vibes from the property dude
@onceuponarenee
@onceuponarenee 3 жыл бұрын
He is earning 5 to 6 figures of commission every month! Very hardworking young guy. Time for me to make such ads 😂
@alonecozydot195
@alonecozydot195 3 жыл бұрын
4:54 AHAHAHAHAH THE WIZARD PART GOT ME
@tofu7808
@tofu7808 3 жыл бұрын
i love looking at houses i guess u could say it made u feel *at home*
@soldierinigo7655
@soldierinigo7655 3 жыл бұрын
I had an estate ad and i thought the video started.
@amieishungry
@amieishungry 3 жыл бұрын
ANOTHER ONE: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fojZZmNth9qMmc0 home tours are an incredibly entertaining genre on KZbin. hats off to the hustling agents... 😂
@letsnumbercafe4768
@letsnumbercafe4768 3 жыл бұрын
I went for a viewing Chris the agent listed on propertyguru few months ago at Tampines. Many people turned up at the viewing because the pictures were vwey well taken. But the real property were a far cry from the how they looked like in the pictures. Chris conducted the viewing like taking tourists through a museum. It was spectacular walk-through but the real state of that 5-room HDB really doesn’t justify price tag of $560k
@secondaccount6348
@secondaccount6348 3 жыл бұрын
Yes agree. Pictures and the real deal differs drastically. Can we have some 'integrity' and not waste time on viewings ha
@joshualee6765
@joshualee6765 3 жыл бұрын
lol i seen this video's units being viewed on property lim brothers b4... its ridiculous how overpriced they all do it... great for the seller not for the buyer
@seanchen9265
@seanchen9265 3 жыл бұрын
When you want to be a film maker but end up becoming a property agent 🤣😅; That's what the intro gives...
@val4325
@val4325 3 жыл бұрын
Love it when sushi kor kor post new videos
@GordonX5
@GordonX5 3 жыл бұрын
This right here is de quality content we need
@hopessdopess
@hopessdopess 3 жыл бұрын
WALAO, so savage.......... I love. That Korean Drama gone wrong.
@duckyshoeashvlogz5975
@duckyshoeashvlogz5975 3 жыл бұрын
Walao gang xD
@rosiehuang4867
@rosiehuang4867 3 жыл бұрын
Lol!!😂 I never fail to laugh at your sarcastic bad acting bro..👏👏👏👍👍👍
@Cyrodine
@Cyrodine 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah. Love it. An 11 minute master class on how to do the proverbial mortal Kombat fatality move on a rodent property agent
@joel_ols
@joel_ols 3 жыл бұрын
i love all ur content man!! Awesome....
@benjaminheng25
@benjaminheng25 3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS GOLD!!! 🔥🔥🔥
@JC-jk1bx
@JC-jk1bx 3 жыл бұрын
OMG THAT IS MY HOME IN THE AD, NAME OS High Park Residence
@nanonini
@nanonini 3 жыл бұрын
They need Sushii's editing skills 05:42 I have been waiting for the Maplestory BGM 😂
@exodia123652
@exodia123652 3 жыл бұрын
gotta admit, that soothing music really did make it better
@jonderic
@jonderic 3 жыл бұрын
The original video was comedy enough, but you definitely took it to a whole another level. Hahaha.
@missymoomooo
@missymoomooo 3 жыл бұрын
I...wait..wha....? what just happened there. Sushi, you're a cinematic genius
@ryanlim2882
@ryanlim2882 3 жыл бұрын
sushi: see la kor kor trying to bluff me trying to bully me foodpanda: foodpanda offers luxurious meals
@mathewvanherreweghe6822
@mathewvanherreweghe6822 3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Brett and eddy but in the property market(?): this is sacrilegious!
@sweetenglow1263
@sweetenglow1263 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, you are really talented. Love your videos so much
@syafoxkarin620
@syafoxkarin620 3 жыл бұрын
Sneaky Sushii: *starts molesting the tissue box* It's CrimeWatch time *-*)
@Miss_CircleLovesOreo
@Miss_CircleLovesOreo 3 жыл бұрын
The Luxurious shiny bedrooms, beautiful shiny Luxurious balcony, the shiny well equipped underwater shiny gym XD
@alucard141278
@alucard141278 Жыл бұрын
Truly love it when they do landed properties and say “this is large enough for 3 cars!!!” ~ when the space is indeed large enough but the gate and design only allows 1~ maybe airdrop the other 2 in? 🤔🤔🤔
@chaos5000
@chaos5000 3 жыл бұрын
Some of Sushii korkor's FINEST editing. wow~
@arsnlsyafiq
@arsnlsyafiq 3 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha. you farker. you make great contents bruv. I'm always entertained!
@benjaminwee7726
@benjaminwee7726 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot... I don’t usually comment, but your videos are so on point and singing the same sentiments ! +1sub HAHA
@fireblast733
@fireblast733 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Long weekend Sushii!!!
@AaronCorray
@AaronCorray 3 жыл бұрын
your tissuebox commercial made me laugh the hardest in a long time.
@emobutaddlbeforem640
@emobutaddlbeforem640 3 жыл бұрын
I was just eating sushi when I realized I was watching Sneaky Sushii
@piglink10
@piglink10 3 жыл бұрын
10:51 lips of the tissue box LOL BRUH IM DYING!!!
@alisiayoung5796
@alisiayoung5796 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 - I can't with this lmao
@lukyle1381
@lukyle1381 3 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest video ever made by sushi
@benedictlim6959
@benedictlim6959 3 жыл бұрын
3:19 enough to make a grown man cry manly tears
@tabyhunterwolf1603
@tabyhunterwolf1603 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 100k subs!
@brianong9945
@brianong9945 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone noticed sushi got nearly 2x more subscribers since start of cb? Good job sushi!!
@syabbs3057
@syabbs3057 3 жыл бұрын
love ur vids bro keep it up
@xsomili5501
@xsomili5501 3 жыл бұрын
THE TISSUE BOX HAD ME CACKLINGGGG
@keekster789rocks
@keekster789rocks 3 жыл бұрын
This is TOO GOOD
@Belryllium
@Belryllium 2 жыл бұрын
4:27 PFFFFFTTT- WTF I LOST IT HERE HAHAHAHAHA (and i was eating cereal oof)
@happyloner1595
@happyloner1595 3 жыл бұрын
The way his fingers slides thru the counterops omg
@MT-pg8lq
@MT-pg8lq 3 жыл бұрын
You are good! you deserve 1 million subscribers! Subscribed and Liked.
@jordanneo762
@jordanneo762 3 жыл бұрын
omg i got an ad for one of those property videos and thought your video had started
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