CRIP RAPPER GOING THROUGH HELL IN JAIL, GANGS WONT LET HIM HIT GENERAL POPULATION

[@NocturnalAnimal91]

Best way to see someone's true colors is to put them in a situation they can't control and apply the pressure.

[@imagineth]

100%. It will show you everytime who's who.

[@durantrza4856]

So true

[@antwanjones679]

FACTZ

[@bigbank8272]

Under pressure they will fold u right bro

[@Mrfacts00000]

Facts

[@yourfavoritecousing8096]

“It doesn’t sound very Rollin 60’s crip to me”😂😂😂

[@i0nknownun]

😂😂😂😂😂all that wolfin

[@kutty1k]

😂😂😂

[@AAquese]

Tf 🤣

[@instagramlivebayarea3387]

😭😂

[@themaharishi8160]

At least he didn't snitch-T9. Are the bloods gonna deal with it or they as real as the chief ;-)

[@samuelnatal8014]

I did ten years straight, let me tell you, fake gangsters don’t make it in there. You have to understand respect. Because it will always get you far.

[@ryanhoganbruen4753]

damn bro. 10 years?

[@markcoleman7246]

@Cighomie Cal then thats on you, who YOU are enemies with.

[@mrmelgazahwf-hwfblitzsntvg7526]

I did likewise fakes don’t make it any real prison!!! Being on the outside so much better!!!💞🙏🏽🙌🏽👑🗣💯

[@eastsidepyro2685]

👌👌 I did 7 years straight also in cali and the biggest pssys are the tatted up loud mouths, the quiet humble dudes are the cold killas

[@Roughneck-mm2df]

Right i did 6 years. Its always the loud wanna be hard ones that get took

[@iprophecy6768]

“He callin people the N WORD wit a “E AHH” lol that Boston accent lmao 7:15

[@jamesedwards6269]

As a 42 year old man that lives the straight and narrow life watching your videos especially one like this reminds me why I kept my ass out of trouble. I ain’t about that life. Love content glad you’re making good moves for yourself.

[@jaronaharris8077]

@James....u ain't lying! I'll take my 0720 to 1600💓🤦🏿‍♀️😂

[@dominicrigsby8547]

Could not agree more. I have been watching this channel and others. I am not about "that life"

[@joejohnson7090]

I'm about that life and have more respect for people like you who stay in their lane and not fake the funk and end up p. c.ing up in the joint and telling on us who keep pushing the line on the yards.

[@alexesalvarez744]

The crazy part is the young ones are scared to accept it’s okay to not be a fucking thug people love to glorify that life but I noticed the ones that do that ain’t really had a taste

[@joejohnson7090]

@@alexesalvarez744 nobody wants that for the people they love. I can only spk for myself when I say most of us believe in what we're about just as much as you believe in your system . we're just in two separate worlds. life behind the wall is a different one and I hope you know that most of us also do our level best to keep our worlds separate but unfortunately, they collide sometimes and real men don't celebrate the casualties of the innocent

[@valvenis2601]

“Protective custody crippin” 😭😭 this video is a classic

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

Have you seen the old one bout him. They ain't respecting his crippin.

[@user-rw2wb8vu2f]

@@MrMiD.Life.Crisis nobody gone respect his crippin

[@420likeazombie8]

I barely even think the fellow that they're talking about in the video even exists regarding to the fact that they haven't even mentioned his name the whole video

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

@@user-rw2wb8vu2f Carrot top Crippin..... I missed that the first time.

[@MrMiD.Life.Crisis]

@@420likeazombie8 his names all over the first video.

[@AKjumpman]

"Everyone wanna be a Nword but don't nobody wanna be Nword" - Paul Mooney

[@alecswifi]

Huh

[@AKjumpman]

If you don't get it, you don't get. Peace be unto you.

[@666ruhwtf]

ye bruh i wanna be an nword, a "nice" man

[@thatoneguy2129]

So you’re saying that being black is all about shooting and killing people😐

[@AKjumpman]

@@thatoneguy2129 no. I'm saying that the imitators think that this is what being black means because this is what is broadcasted to them so they believe it.Then reality sets in and they realize that they've made a huge error. I can't believe that this quote has gone over so many people's heads over the years but then again I can. No wonder society is a mess.

[@putemintheboat6784]

I did a total of 16 months in the county over a bunch of short bits. Then did 18 months in prison. I've been out 4 and a half years, I run my own painting business, and have an amazing girl and step kids. I LOVE seeing other dudes get out and do something positive. Keep going Jake!

[@EX-YuGo]

Keep up the positive flow and never let them get you down!

[@kingayy9267]

It's awesome you're doing well and are happy, despite having a little bit of strife in your background. Keep up the good work!

[@chavax7724]

What made you wanna start a painting business? If you don't mind me asking also, how'd you go about it like did you just know how to go about it or did you figure it all out via internet? Stay doing good man.

[@zeroh7929]

@The Anti-Propagandist allowing your pride to get in the way of providing a father figure to innocent children is a beta move, but your ego is all that matters I guess

[@galedribble9535]

@The Anti-Propagandist I hope that was a joke

[@coreydowney751]

Bruh was living in a fantasy world and it got too real for him lmao

[@earldouglas4645]

He betta Crip the hardest or die harder

[@Billy.Ripken]

Yooooo....did u just say “protective custody crippin’”.....😂😂😂 its too early and im too high Jake🤣

[@MrMikelew2929]

That's the new set "PCC" 😂

[@donnakawana]

Too true... Damn is it da weed or dis kid.... Dis kid yooo whole mess!!! ✌🏻💗😊❣️

[@Billy.Ripken]

@@donnakawana don’t u dare blame weed for that boys issues😂

[@Aaron-gt6xn]

Lmfao

[@jojotheghee]

😭no capppppp

[@VinnyVincenzoYo]

“As he cried, again” Bruh, 😂💀

[@maybach8615]

😝😝

[@JohnSmith-fq7hj]

lol got arrested with a cat who acted like he was a ufc fighter always talkin shit actin like he was hard. And as soon as we got put in cuffs he quit playin tough guy and started cryin, then we get to central bookin dude start cryin again i had to act like i didnt know dude lol

[@maybach8615]

@@JohnSmith-fq7hj omg😂😂😂

[@mre7438]

Only thing sadder than this goof is the brothers following him. Rap game is trash now

[@j.regalia7267]

Bro ain’t gonna make it 15 min in the feds. The woods are gonna air his ass out. #FACTS

[@zalix512]

My brother 32 years in CA. He’s a Drug and Alcohol Counselor now on the inside still. Clean ten years or so. He has LWOP. I pray for mercy. Killed a man at 18 in a Armed Robbery. He was a angry young man, misguided and misinformed. You are doing a good service warning people.

[@2FlyEli]

Bro said they didn’t wanna carry his 100 pound lifeless body out of the dorm.. I’m SICK 😂😂😂😂

[@daltonneugebauer577]

I know right lol

[@daltonneugebauer577]

Rolling 60 my ass

[@tylerullom7768]

Bahahahahahhqhah

[@69iseeyou69]

@Dalton Roadhouse so many children were named that because of that man.. made mothers hot everywhere 😂 my brother as well

[@kcutt90221]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@ScorpioRising_1975]

Everyone is a “thug” until those gates close on you. Scary a$$

[@youi3102]

When you got 40 men ready to fuck you up..thats a L waiting to happen...but all that cryn and ish just unmanly

[@bigjoesquealingjumbos6870]

Nah this man is just an embarrassment, u don’t have to act like that, damn

[@javiersanchez1661]

@@youi3102Nah those inmates wanted a piece of his culo.

[@bobbydayton5483]

@@youi3102 not true at all.. u take the hits n eat them as much as u can.. u fire back with a razor as the main ones asleep..mayb even act pussy for a week rock them to sleep when the come for a payment rock that eyeball with a shank

[@davinburk487]

It was a "HAAAD E AAAHH" at the end of the "N" word

[@j.carter1157]

“As he got hit with new chahges” you’re New England AF man 💯🤘🏾😭

[@kyronhuey8694]

On me he sound like he from Bean Town

[@noneyabusiness6957]

I’m from Massachusetts he definitely has our northshore accent

[@j.carter1157]

@@noneyabusiness6957 I’m from Worcester so I know what’s good 🙏🏾

[@noneyabusiness6957]

@@j.carter1157 I’m out here in Sin City

[@noneyabusiness6957]

@@citomakaveezly yeah no doubt south shore got a thick accent as well

[@isaacinkout1750]

I did 6 years upstate. (I’m Mexican) and I’m not gonna lie I’m a small dude however I was real cutthroat. I earned a lot of respect . However my experience with white boys being in black gangs never goes well in prison. The Crips barely wanna claim you at that however your biggest concern are the skinheads who have a constant target on your back. I can almost guarantee he’s going to have a tough time in general population if he makes it there

[@eliasfresquez4658]

Facts

[@tys7579]

Race traitors get the rope 😤😤

[@TheCastedone]

@@tys7579 jeez

[@bwc4coloredwomen818]

Depends. I guess I'm mixed even though I look more white. I have a super deep voice and was raised by my grandad who's blacc. Did my time with the B's but like they said. It's a difference in looking white and being mixed raised by us than being white tryna portray us.

[@isaacinkout1750]

@@bwc4coloredwomen818 Coming from a cat that has a dragon ball Z logo for his profile pic. Stfu stay in your lane

[@iNfantK2]

“Aye sarge ion think they want me in there sarge they gonna take my coffee cake” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wwepking3]

"Aye coach I cant play today"

[@TheOverpowered1]

@@wwepking3 nah im crying thats fax

[@Aaron-gt6xn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bush72006]

😭😭😭😭🦈

[@bobbysims6923]

He’ll be holding someone’s belt loop and wearing red cool aide on his lips

[@panchovilla6298]

Red m&ms...

[@manuelsilvas780]

Kool-aid lol

[@gavens5224]

@@manuelsilvas780 it’s what they do to make dudes look feminine in the pen

[@DeathHelper420]

@@gavens5224 no shit lol

[@vgondeckboi]

😂😂😂😂

[@xero7087]

Bro said “I can’t go in there. They gonna take my coffee cakes.” ☠️☠️☠️

[@retiredretired8496]

I was in the county jail in Philly for close to a year before I rolled out to USP Atlanta for designation and a guy on my pod got swacked over coffee cakes .Crazy times .

[@retiredretired8496]

I think some swiss rolls were involved also haha

[@andyoerez142]

That place is called CFCF.. you just brought me back some memories lol

[@retiredretired8496]

@@andyoerez142 I hated that place .It had just opened and the guards were some straight shit .Only thing good was the visitation was crazy and could get anything in .

[@Rashid-io6uz]

Aa

[@rage_kok]

As a detention deputy (county jail) if I feel your safety is at risk in a pod, you’ll never enter it. You can’t say “no, I want to go in that pod”. It’s my job to make sure that each and every inmate and officer is safe.

[@gabriellobo-berg9322]

you better than most of these corrupt ass mf. Some shit my dad told me about jail one time is that in society everybody wants the violent dickhead dangerous motherfuckers away from everyone else but realistically they don't care what side of the bars they on as long as they separated from everyone else.

[@zaytime4156]

At least you actually do ya job

[@Freetrevor604]

Hope you keep the good ones clear

[@1904xjosue]

Nigga no you’re not you play video games on and post them on KZbin 😂

[@JGZ00]

What county u in 😂

[@michaelbozsanyi7869]

His size isn't the reason he ain't gonna make it, it's his demeanor. Crying and shit ah hell nah.

[@al4385]

He's gonna have a d in his mouth

[@thecheshirecat299]

He’s clearly gay

[@leedonjohnson6535]

Um yea he clearly just explained that

[@aethrya]

5' 8" buck-twenty kids in there holding their own, not because they can fight (even though they can if they had to) but because they're respectful and doing their time with nothing to prove but not taking no shit

[@nimconsultants943]

As long as you are your self and stay that way the bid will be easy

[@almostkanye]

"It doesn't sound very rolling 60s crip to me" LMAO

[@stacchk64dta37]

stamp

[@randydube1423]

Jake, this episode had me rollin' on the floor more than usual, well played good sir. Canada is rockin' with y'all.

[@kiajohnson1861]

1st time watching and I subscribed. I was 🤣🤣🤣

[@garciamultimedia2025]

I did 20 years in two different states. I feel sorry for the kids who have bought into the idea that what you portray in videos will translate in prison. Kids like this don't stand a chance in prison. Mainly because although their mind convinces them they are predators, every predator in prison will only see them for what they are: prey.

[@Arkiam]

🫡

[@johnlewis1830]

Realest shit I've seen written on a KZbin comment.

[@ThenewMattClark.Canadaprison]

Protective custody cripping.

[@bgva4349]

Whatsup bro...been a min since I stopped in but anyways you probably have no way of remembering me lol but I finally got off papers bro...i hope all is well and I'll stop in on the channel....i needa catch up...

[@frankybaby89_27]

He'll definitely have a rough bid just by how he looks in my humble opinion

[@korneliusparker536]

@@ontimingalways if this is true i hope he addresses it soon! I wonder if its the covid restrictions in jail increasing violence and unrest?

[@DomoH213]

Pcc😂😂

[@nullisecundus510]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelnatal8014]

Your accent is killing me. Chages ,pal, gaud.😂

[@brianstone3722]

That's that Boston accent 😁 shit kills me as well bro 😄 "with the haad ER"

[@dellis4320]

Its cool to me 🤷🏿‍♂

[@derrickcannon7025]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cnhnation-3380]

His accent is dope asf

[@rickross7257]

That's gotta be boston.that shit awesome..lol

[@rkje112]

If you really Rockin your not about to let others know your crying... Crying alone bc of your situation is one thing but day 1 panicking publicly shows everyone you weak.

[@robertwilliams2309]

He will be a jizzle within 3 hours. Lol

[@MrLama223]

😂😂man idk if people still dont understand, if u a rapper and u promote yoself as a super savage....mfs is gon test you even more 😂 It's ok to make get money music,like Detroit music😂💯. Errbody wanna be so tough,instead of the get money dude🤦🏿‍♂️

[@straightouttadallas2896]

Nah bruh looks can be deceiving sometimes cuase you dont really kno tf they on i seen a piasa who look like he was the most pussiest nikka in there he looked scared and would always be on the phone all da time and the whole pod seen em cry one time on the phone cuase he didn't have nobody bail em out One morning around 4.30am it was breakfast and the dude was in line for his food and his celly who was a rollin 60s crip who was bunked next to em came up to em took his tray called em a bih the piasa grabbed a hold of em he did some ji jitsu. Move on em he put him in a triangle choke and choked em out when he let go of him he smacked the f out em when he was still slumped Called em some in spanish 😂 shit was so funny dawg even the C.O laughed but he ended up getting removed from the pod ..

[@wavez6666]

@@straightouttadallas2896 this got me 💀💀

[@robertwilliams2309]

@@straightouttadallas2896 Yeah, i can see that. But this is a rich suburban white kid that watched too many Snoopy Blue videos. This is a Brady Bunch from Mayonaise Street on Kale Block. Lol

[@louissnipe6778]

Shout out to you and ya grind bro. I see them other channels biting bro.

[@patrickayers7640]

Man dude is in for big surprise, hes 90lbs and soft as a new loaf of bread. He going to be somebodys girlfriend.

[@hilandhsc]

Yeah he chose that path, now he gets to walk it.

[@derekjones7070]

Damn that's soft lol

[@9375-n4c]

In california end of sentence would be in pc too

[@havilavi472]

@@hilandhsc exactly 🤣

[@DM-fk4nr]

Hahahahhaha 😝😂🤡🍆🍆🍆

[@armalite1054]

We are never early, we're just on time

[@measlesplease1266]

CAUSE IM ROCKIN WIT U

[@nowornever7629]

Its 1090 Jake. I like him because hes straight to the point nd simplifies everything well.

[@richardrallo6605]

5 min early is on time. On time is late. Any questions?

[@gbe_bari396]

Facts

[@TMGPRODUCTIONS773]

Type shit

[@nickpappas1991]

"That doesn't sound very rolling 60s crip to me". 😂💀

[@bunnykandi69]

In a black gang using the hard er definitely don't

[@earldouglas4645]

Crip or die hard or die harder!

[@blaquepearlzchocolatediamndz77]

At 1st I thought you said he was slapped to sleep. I was like damn that's all bad, that's most definitely NOT a cool way to get some rest 🤣🤣

[@juliothunderbird333]

I’m from Nashville and I never heard this story, but if this dude robbed me I’d have to get out the streets...

[@ulysses8785]

LOL!

[@mikeprem4152]

Ya that would be career ending

[@georgiamademane9552]

😂😂😂

[@michaelbutler1545]

😂😂😂😂

[@FugginCoyote]

Same. I’m older now and don’t run around the streets doing dumb shit anymore but when I was this dude definitely wasn’t it 😂🤣

[@the_one_and_only_gem713]

You are one hell of a story teller. You keep us all intrigued and ready for another story, update, or investigation. Keep it going. 💯

[@noisytattoos5595]

💯

[@georgehenry76]

I went to prison in 1999 as a 23 year old. You learn a lot about people in prison reception. I’ve seen big men cry and little men draw more blood than you can imagine.

[@mr.a9387]

Exactly, size dont mean shit...heart does

[@codeine1k846]

Yeah but bruh in the video is food

[@georgehenry76]

@@codeine1k846 omg yes! I wasn’t talking about him.

[@capt.slamkalski5332]

I was also locked up around the same time and age you was. I seen a big dude fall out from the pain of a tattoo . Fall and tapped out. Couldnt get the work done..walked around tuff as nails. That day he tapped on that tattoo he wasn't looked at the same..lmao

[@georgehenry76]

@@capt.slamkalski5332 😂 to much..I have almost the same story. I saw a dude take about 5 seconds of a home made tat gun. The guy stood up and fell face first into the sink part of the stainless steel toilet. Cold! Knocked a bunch of teeth out.

[@ebullets]

I love how you tell stories. Oddly soothing but I'm not complaining.

[@jimf1007]

2 failed robberies lol. Hes gotta be thinking 3rd time is the charm.

[@thejoker7239]

3rd times a chAm

[@lbishop0811]

Didn’t boy get shot the second time

[@PubsBunny]

😂😂😂😂

[@najihafelder2592]

😂😂😂😂

[@SwervoLand]

@@lbishop0811 yea😂

[@patrickbjordahl3239]

Its the ending for me "don't be like him" 😂

[@Kittra.kaibyo]

Yeah💯

[@i0nknownun]

Facts😂😂😂

[@ericwood9513]

They ain't gonna recognize he's a "crip" behind the wall cause that's where the real ones are, them dudes in there ain't gonna play this little kiddy shit that happens on the streets

[@tygoldizen7042]

Ngl real shit happens so quick ain't anyone gonna be able stop him from getting fucked up real bad. This mans about to die in there throwing out Hard R's like its nothin

[@earldouglas4645]

Crib or die? Crip crip

[@Richlfc10]

“Sarg they gonna take my coffee cake” haha..you’re funny as hell my dude. Preciate the content

[@dilute7771]

I’m not wild or doing nothing related to this but this dude makes me rethink my life decisions

[@CamBMakinBread]

Yeah he puts out a good message

[@trippsmclovin]

@Peyton Bell lmao! For real.

[@Team_Banchamek]

Can tell by your profile pic bro

[@matthewstroble2602]

😆

[@dustinbowman7351]

Same when I was a teenager I was acting gangster but I’m 32 now and think damn I acted like them back then I’ve been to jail but for only 48 hours and 24 of those hours was in the drunk tank I can honestly admit I couldn’t make it in jail I’m to small I don’t fight been in 2 fist fights lost both times in high school lmao I still do things I should not but it’s not anything crazy just petty crime like smoke a bowl or drive after I’ve drank I listen to rap currently but honestly think it’s time to grow out that to because it’s all so damn extremely violent, and to the point that you can probably get shot for listening to the wrong rapper do want a gun but only because the world we live in is dangerous these days and also just in case a zombie apocalypse occurs I want to have protection never would I flex the shit

[@tylerdavis6259]

Lmao "they didn't want to fill out the paperwork or carry his 100 pound lifeless body out the dorm." I feel like that sentence summarizes the whole scenerio perfectly.

[@treyvene4244]

Swear 😭😭😭

[@isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Fireinvestr]

Lmao

[@cocothaapbt9415]

Paperwork? Everything a guard does in prison is on written record and checklist and count sheets. U must be clueless they literally have to do paperwork all day. And he put himself n pc because he was scared of gp. Thats a tactic weak ppl do instead of having to fight they act suicidal to be separated

[@biancakaye2721]

You are so honest and it is so appreciated in an age where everyone is putting up pretense.

[@Diddley_Squat]

Word

[@TheRevertMuslim]

I’m from Dorchester too, I grew up in DOT on Dot Ave & lived a third of my life in Prov RI.. you my guy Jake!! Keep on grinding for us Massholes!!!

[@BenzBoyz]

I knew Donnie from the wild thornberrys wouldn’t last🤣🤣🤣

[@tritesy]

Best comment 🤣

[@darkseid6089]

Lol 😂☠️

[@deetoxinz7252]

Yoooo was about to say that hahaha

[@Candypools]

Kodak white 😂

[@tomravenscroft942]

Sideshow Bob with a curfew

[@LegacyFTW]

“Hey Coach, I can’t play today!!” 😩😭😭😂😂😂

[@quintocreations5091]

He actually did try to PC up. The guards just didn't understand him because of all the crying

[@dylynblue9864]

WAAAHH!! WAAAHHHHH!!! PC WAaAaaHHhhh!!

[@NickTheAbbot405]

Someone needs to tell Carrot Top to get his kid🤣🤣🤣

[@T4YT0R]

True shit Jake, that adrenaline walking in is something else

[@DynamiteProd]

@Heriberto Gonzalez I’m sure you just get use to feeling that feeling everyday so when you get out it’s hard to not have to experience those feelings anymore

[@andyoerez142]

That fear is now a sorta like a rush of adrenaline for me cuz you never what might happen at any moment

[@boxingguru4221]

Just don’t be a 90 pound lil boy and it’s not that bad honestly.. just mind your business.

[@ScrewedUpTX88]

Even if you can throw down, I been boxing for a min. I walked in feeling like Ight this shit real now, give respect but take no shit is what I loved by in there

[@Weare-xl9tv]

“Don’t be like him” - track 1 - someone needs to do a song about this guy.

[@bigmeech2912]

"I wanna keep my coffee cake"--track2

[@weeirishlass7206]

@@bigmeech2912 lmao !!

[@nicethangz6339]

White boys need to stick to their own, on the inside and the outside... period.

[@jonathanverdan5627]

@@nicethangz6339 thats the fuck shit that gonna keep all the racism alive, color dont mean shit

[@Tac-ManOfficial]

100 lbs soaking wet - track 3

[@thaddeusvlb]

"NOW PRESSURES GETTIN' APPLIED." - 1090 JAKE 💯.

[@joesmoe1347]

Prison will test your manhood. 100+ men staring at you, testing you and if your not affiliated or known they will be taking turns fighting you for 30-60 seconds a piece. I been through that shit. Fought and won/loss against who knows how many men. Then they had the nerve to ask me to "come home" (become a gang member). I fought his ass after he asked me that dumb ish

[@Avo_KwameGod]

😂😂😂😂💯

[@jordannewsom4578]

“Protective Custody Cripin” 😂🤣😭 bruh that one killed me lol HOLY SHIT!!

[@josephahether434]

🤪😅

[@NikoTheDunn]

😂🤣😭

[@slowlvmbo6827]

“They gon take my coffee cake sarg” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 yooo had my ass on the floor

[@TenThumbsProductions]

"You going in there" ...... this kid is done

[@9375-n4c]

End of sentence would be in pc here he cant talk shit

[@9375-n4c]

Here in cali

[@michaelhamoodi1084]

Haha

[@mikew1374]

@@9375-n4c well, good thing he aint in fucking Cali Lol Honestly man, nobody cares about Cali LOLOL

[@chuckplaysgames7925]

@@9375-n4c cause everyone in Cali is a sensitive Karen . Even the inmates

[@JoeDidIt]

shoutout my gang real protective custody crip

[@bluecollar825]

Jake aint lying tho. The first time I was on that bus to reception when we got there and all the gates closed/locked behind us I remember thinking "well this is it, I gotta deal with whatever happens now" lol

[@idioticdingus]

Gulp

[@kobeobrien408]

@@idioticdingus 😳🤣😂😂

[@Team_Banchamek]

It was the final straw

[@azembejta2463]

41 years old and I've done time in the late 90s in il when the inmates ran the jail and prison systems ... you speak big facts ... I rock w you to the fullest..please keep up the good work

[@GetYouStretchedGang]

Shit they still run cook county

[@KOS13-APO]

watching this at 2am tuesday in new zealand, we out here

[@tjqays]

5 pm In mauritius 😂

[@KOS13-APO]

@@tjqays its already tuesday for me so yeah 🤣

[@theyl0v3kai98]

9:03 am here

[@najjimohammad9124]

6 am in the west coast US I should sleep 💀

[@csx3180]

2 PM in morocco

[@Batzbey]

Roccin with you from The Bahamas 🇧🇸

[@JJ-zt2vt]

"Protective custody crippin" 🤣🤣🤣

[@havocfrumda3122]

Joke was perfect 🤣

[@RayRayJr.]

Social Media has really made these young kids GANGSTA. Edit: These dudes ain't got no trigger discipline in these music videos.

[@mitchellmaytorena1137]

That bothers anyone with rudimentary knowledge of firearms.

[@hilcup1ify]

@@mitchellmaytorena1137 I've always wondered why they add 33 round mags to their Glock 26/27. Like do they do it to look cool or do they really have such poor marksmanship that they need that many rounds to hit one target?

[@Blackrage843]

@@hilcup1ify both

[@roachtheflorist9492]

"WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG"

[@premierfishingclub7280]

😂😂😂😭 this comment didn’t get the live it deserved lmao. “Quit playing on my phone “ 😂

[@andymcnab1764]

Lol

[@johnnybracciole5490]

Never thought in my life I would here a white kid talking like a black kid wearing a slayer shirt.... amazing

[@LVTHORAscending]

"Anybody can be tough with a gun" Not that kid apparently 🤣

[@Bdup8]

Almost got shot in two robberies in a row lol

[@joelfromportland]

when he gets out, his new nickname: "gaping suitcase"

[@yourstraightcisboyfriendis5782]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeymcdonalds8574]

Thats fucked up 😂🤣😂🤣

[@streetsoftheu.s.]

Oh. He a cell warrior. He gonna be a Aryan pretty soon.

[@crhymezakaceelomilwaukee3698]

Very tru. Haha. Gr8

[@burnttoaster6313]

Not like he has a choice.

[@joshuaallen8970]

No he'd be their property they have no room for the weak

[@BoogieOO7ev]

Hell naw the AB will kill his ass for bein a krip jus like how the blakks tried me for bein half blakk but rep that SUR 13

[@gassgames]

You know the wood pile ain't fuckin wit this clown

[@maluderek3935]

My older brother did 2 years prison and was in and out of jail 5 times. He said (and I’m saying it in my words, hard for me to word it his way since it’s rough lol) mostly anybody that steps in jail or prison their first time, it shows in their face. The shock, the wide eyes, it’s easy to pick ‘em out. By the time he went in his 2nd 3rd time he could see the ones that would last and who would break

[@kracksquatch512]

First time I ever went to jail was for 8 months. No one could tell it was my first time there. I think you can tell with most. But I realized the people with the deer in the headlights look their first time there are usually the guys who pretend to be tough or gang gang in the streets.

[@methadoniac]

@@kracksquatch512 with all due respect, you’re a woman. the experience is entirely different. women don’t have hands like some 6’5” 280 pound grown man…

[@Me-eb3wv]

@@methadoniacyup

[@flokicamacho4085]

Coach I can’t play today😂 I love the fucking comedy 😂

[@aaronreyes2348]

Bro, I felt that 😭😭😭

[@frankybaby89_27]

Haha I thought that was hilarious too

[@RealIceMyke]

"Coach I can't play today... YOU GOTTA GO IN THERE AND PLAY" That shit had me weak 🤣

[@salvietesta6806]

ive only done county time but out of those who were being shipped out you could tell who was going to be ok and those that were going to have it rough. he’s 100% correct when he says that size doesn’t matter. if you carry yourself correctly, are respectful, don’t complain, stay out of shit, and know when you’re being tested you’ll be ok. if you’re constantly complaining, being loud, not showing any regard for your fellow housemates and puffing your chest out expect to be fighting a lot regardless of size.

[@ladyboywonder9139]

People will test you no matter what is my understanding I don’t really see what the differences

[@mynameismyname4823]

@@ladyboywonder9139 & when ppl test you, all you gotta do is not be loud & ignore that small tiny crumb shit Nomatterwhat is not that serious cause issa bigger picture

[@88mphDrBrown]

@@ladyboywonder9139 depends, there's some crazy mf's that will fuck with anyone regardless but for the most part the op is right. If you carry and handle yourself properly 99.9% of the people will leave you alone. It also really depends where you are. A very small amount of people will fuck with you for whatever random reason they decide they don't like you, it could be literally anything like being white, small, big, not in a gang, etc. . It's such a small amount of people that you could do a multi year bit and have it never happen, but if you act a fool or involve yourself in other people's business people will come at you nonstop.

[@nickerslarge3776]

I love the set up at 5:45. “Yea you gotta go in there.” HAHA dead on. Unless you’ve been there you just don’t kno.

[@theccwdad]

So glad I've never been to jail or prison. Got my shit together real quick after a couple close calls. Married baby on the way and feeling real adult these days. Bruh I had to Google whippets. I'm waaaaay out the loop 😂

[@NikoTheDunn]

God Bless yal and the Little Blessing otw🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 stay prayed up..!!!

[@midpack7776]

Sounds really fun

[@marcusryba6099]

If you had to google whippets you were never in the loop.

[@zCircAGaming]

nice LS brother good shit tho

[@longthunder8903]

Nice man . God blessed those who do good . Wish u the best & many blessings to come.

[@scorpion-lg4ic]

"Coach I can't go in today "....had my ass rolling!!!!

[@JoeWillz82]

Whoever sanctioned that clown need to be DP’d

[@Gft00]

Pause

[@SovietRosco]

@@Gft00 your out the loop man. DP means discipline

[@TheDirector_]

@@SovietRosco lmao smh

[@amukelaniebenezer406]

@@Gft00 😭😭😭💀

[@kiza94bg]

Double Penetrated? Damn, sounds rough :)

[@HighPlainsDrifter979]

When keepin it real goes wrong

[@joesickler5888]

“Protective custody cripin.” Bru 😂😂😂

[@patrickmckenna2966]

Hahaha Jake you killen em. The "dont be like him" at the end had me rolling

[@bobviallo4964]

100 pound pasty white dum dum: Goes psych, cries, and a hard er at the end Everyone else: it's a bold strategy cotton lets see if it pays off for him

[@mellybaby6535]

Dodgeball

[@keyman1969b]

Dude.🤣😂🤣😂

[@beverlymcclure1651]

The guards are gonna get tired of his shit, he's gonna f with the right one and they'll put him in gen pop

[@uniquegore1063]

@@beverlymcclure1651 they don't have to. He can get touched during movements. They do slick shit like let the wrong door open at the right time for him to die.

[@yamaha5647]

Doubt he said that Prolly said nigga but guards wanna make it look as bad as possible

[@derrickwith2rs]

You make the most entertaining and informative videos I’ve seen so far. You’re authentic, and if prison taught me anything, it’s how to read people and situations very quickly, and I could tell what kind of person you are. I believe you’re about that action and you don’t put people out there and hide behind a camera. Keep up the great content bro, I’m steady watching, I know this life all too well, but can’t seem to stop watching 😂😂

[@KillaCam4sho]

“Aye coach I can’t play today” LMAO 💀

[@tiawanjenkins]

"YOU GOTTA GET IN THERE AND PLAY!"

[@shaunorourke3639]

I was losing it bro when he said that

[@rogerhenry4784]

Bench me coach 🤣

[@danquigley2717]

You gotta keep telling funny stories like this I never laugh at your stories they usually pretty serious but this one is great to wake up to thanks Jake

[@TylerLithgow]

Laying down falling asleep to this channel keep waking up to put another episode. He is good bro💯

[@wesley1782]

“As he cried again” 😂😂😂😂

[@k.o.f.records1874]

He's life sounds like a comedy movie this is too funny😂🤣

[@joshuaa.5523]

Seriously this dude is like a gangster that would be portrayed in a Will Farrell movie.

[@Ganjatom420]

malibus most wanted

[@terrellmcleod7886]

Malibu‘s most wanted

[@shaheemalijd8060]

Malibu’s Most Wanted 2.0

[@Jackgritty28]

Deserved it, an abusive character, wouldn't listen to reason, threats and comments made towards him in jail🚩✅

[@shawnsynnestvedt5292]

I've done 3 bids in Illinois prisons, my last time in i saw a dude that was like 5'4 130 lbs jump on this huge dudes back and stuck his pointer finger into his eye all the way to the knuckle. It was truly horrid

[@YG-ej4gn]

What happened to the big dude

[@shawnsynnestvedt5292]

@@YG-ej4gnI didn't see him again after ran to the control bubble holding is face. One of the co's said he lost the eye. He was leaking blood/clear liquid from the top deck to the unit door. The little dude went to his cell, packed his shit and waited for them to come get him.

[@YG-ej4gn]

@@shawnsynnestvedt5292 damn you gotta make your own channel

[@shawnsynnestvedt5292]

@@YG-ej4gn I had never even considered it, but I have alot of insane stories. Maybe some day, it would be really hard to put myself into the public sphere like that. Its hard to picture me doing something like that.

[@undeadaxolotl8584]

@@shawnsynnestvedt5292 If the stories are as insane as you say you could easily gain a following. Just keep uploading. And if your concern is privacy you could easily put on a mask and use a voice changer, you were in prison, so no one ought to question it.

[@Rob-tr1st]

That's real shit! Walking into the pods first time and all these other dudes checking you out up and down.

[@nateb3679]

“a haahd E-ARH” love this channel 🤣

[@ladymilla04790]

I swear every time I watch you you make me smile laugh and learn you showed me it's never to late to become famous showing love from Upstate New York

[@sethbadal8342]

These kids need to understand that being in a gang isn't just rapping in a video. Its a life style, a dangerous lifestyle and if your not down and don't have any street smarts, that shit will eat you up alive. Being a gangster doesn't last only when your on camera, it follows you everywhere and you better be down to back that up because you will be tested.

[@karmainmotion3060]

The internet has all these weirdos thinking their G's. Nowadays seems like you have to be a "banger" to be a rapper. But dudes like this are soft and ain't shit when the homies aren't around.

[@kingreezy6041]

"Show me ya mean face kenny!" ' - Thurgood

[@jmoney7289]

Let's go to prison?

[@alanhoffar7770]

@@jmoney7289 half baked

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

@@alanhoffar7770 nah that's let's go to prison

[@alanhoffar7770]

@@CodeineAbdulJabbar no, kenny is harlan williams and thurgood is dave chappelle, from half baked

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

@@alanhoffar7770 u right. Lets Go To Prison is a classic though. And there is a part where they say that.

[@donoldtrump4819]

Glad you made it out of jail and now build your own PCs. Fantastic, Theodore!

[@FloridaBikeSupplyOnline]

@ 8:20 Funny story, when I was going to prison for my first time (the only time I went) I was scared as hell. They only had two per cell in Tracey where I first went. I was on the bus from county jail to Tracey (intake) with about 8 or 9 other inmates going to the same place. After security check and that sh!t, they put you in a tank to wait to get booked & housed. Once I get through all the info and picture stuff (and wait like 19+ hours) they send me and a few others in a line to go some wing (I think East or West, the one on the yard side). We go down a loooong a$$ hallway and take a right, while they wait for the door to pop. They start telling us one by one which cell we're going to, the wing had a fkn metal detector you go through to goto yard, eat, or leave the wing. The other inmates in the wing were whistling at us and saying fresh fish, not something that I can recall happening in county ever. I end up getting put with someone off of my bus, that I knew from county, which I thought was cool at first, but we had no clue what time anything was, or how things worked. They pop the door sometimes and we had no clue why, we find out after a bit that they pop it for meals/yard/medical... So after a few days in there, one of the runners (inmates they just let walk around and hand people shit) comes up to my door and says hes got a package of stuff for me from one of my friends in the wing. Come to find out it was this guy that use to always try to trade me stuff for herb (Pellet guns, alcohol, video games, all kinds of sh!t), and I always did it, just because I liked being cool with everyone. So he tells me which cell he's in and tells me to look up at him, so I stick my head up and see Andrew with a bald head and just laugh, couldn't believe out of everyone I've met/helped/befriended selling, this guy would come through when I needed it the most. I didn't have anything, he gave me a bunch of hygiene, some soups, stamps/envelopes. The next day we went to yard and he told me (& my celly) how everything goes down, everything you HAVE to know. I ended up seeing him again @ Susanville, and he even got us into the same dorm. You never know whose gonna help you out in this world. I know I'll never forget it.

[@Site839]

Facts💪

[@IncognitoSprax]

". Once I get through all the info and picture stuff (and wait like 19+ hours) " I never served in the military but from my research when I was seriously thinking about joining it sounds like prison intake, and processing in the military when recruits are joining have some similarities on just waiting around. Also your story is why it's good to treat people with respect.

[@chefsteele9254]

Imagine if you were his enemy

[@DevArnold]

Thanks for this, it was a great one! Those rare times, but life saving. Always put out good energy, this story is the reason why. You get what you put out. Happy you’re out bro, and happy you had that experience. For most, not so lucky. Stay out of trouble. Cheers from Louisville, thanks again for typing that story.

[@PPHerman]

“He’s officially custody protected crippin”

[@christianmyhre355]

What like shaqs? Changed his entire last name too...

[@havocfrumda3122]

Aye my nicca wen I tell u I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TAH.FAH.EIN444]

It’s a Mind thing when you in that cell he let them walls get to him....

[@thereaper4996]

Omg yr so much smarternthen everyoneelse

[@dmvo_johnny757]

Naw you absolutely right tho

[@dmvo_johnny757]

@@thereaper4996 yeah you know....your ass would be crying

[@WestonEvans]

Xans make you emotional and chemically imbalanced say word

[@robertpreuitt7464]

He ain't built for it ain't no guns gotta knuckle up

[@starrbwoy571]

My guy 1090.....proud of you..

[@blackbeauty7125]

Everybody wanna be a gangsta until its time to do the time!! Im sick of the fraud 🤷🏾‍♀🙅🏾‍♀💁🏾‍♀

[@chode-i-dis4119]

@AweZum Alice same goes for you dude.

[@LestatFPS]

im crying he said "idk sarg i don't want them to take my coffee cake"(which everyone knows is fire) and congrats on big 300k! i just hit 30

[@CrimeAllTheTime]

31.

[@LestatFPS]

Thank you🎮😍

[@bmw740boy1]

32

[@sashashulginbarber6931]

Then coffe cakes r bomb

[@emilyjannine4511]

"They gon take my coffee cake" Sir... I- .. 😂😂

[@danielroberts1342]

I've never been to prison or jail but as an infantryman with a combat deployment I like to think I can tell who's about it and who's not. On deployment the dude that put in the most work was a dude who went to church every Sunday stateside. The nicest guy you'd ever meet.