crippled rejex exposed

[@bmenasco7650]

All Kyle's characters are perfect renditions of various dudes one would meet in a Southern California high school

[@bigviel3298]

Characters?

[@voteZDLR]

I used to think I would've liked to have grown up in LA but then I went there

[@SkeezyShadow]

thats literally where he gets his characters

[@whatdothlife4660]

@@SkeezyShadow YEs but typing out the most obvious and blatant shit on youtube is how to get easy upvotes.

[@danterosenberg7506]

@@SkeezyShadow figuratively*

[@KyleBeats_]

7 years later and this is still amazing

[@elliottfrankel9114]

@@calvincummings5051 literally 2 clicks

[@aa2fancypants66]

8*

[@growmiezhomiez8760]

Hell ya! All kyles shit is dope af!

[@p-stax]

I always come back to this hahahaha corporate piggies!!!!

[@davylazar6523]

im gonna pick ya eyyyeballs out

[@henryheyer6700]

in memory of my early best friend Andrew Jenson. He'd think its dumb that i make a comment on one of his favorite KZbin vids in memory of him but maybe he wont now that he's dead. Rip Drew. Im still here dealing with these corporate piggies at work.

[@iblame_nargles]

this comment rules

[@sw8467]

He would of been sick of all the bubble gum boy band bullshit on the radio. Condolences dude RIP Andrew!

[@jackjones8867]

LLAJ

[@PS-lv1mr]

RIP to your homie 😢

[@ericfelds6291]

What a fuckin awesome comment

[@princessmadison588]

Kyle is too good at playing this character lol

[@ulysses7157]

The secret is to feel the character Know him Think like him And let it sink in

[@gaiusjuliuscaesaraugustusg7196]

This dude is too good for SNL. He's a genius.

[@koolyman]

corporate ass bullshit

[@kirkcavenaugh758]

You gotta be in cia to get on snl

[@paradigmshift2223]

People on SNL aren't funny, so it's probably good he's not on there. SNL is garbage.

[@justice5150]

@@paradigmshift2223 I gave SNL an honest shot after learning these two guys got on SNL years back. Even skits with them in them aren't funny unfortunately.

[@matthewmccarty9991]

yeah SNL was the complete wrong career path for him

[@AcceleratingUniverse]

oh fuck it's 14 year old me please stop

[@highwaytyson2913]

👍👍

[@ryanacehigh]

And people wonder why I light shit on fire!

[@burnsport1]

So horrifyingly accurate that it's not funny

[@highwaytyson2913]

👍👍

[@jaretmane]

I can't get enough of Kyle's videos. He's an amazing character actor, considering he's nothing like Chris at all in real life, yet he seems so real in these videos.

[@tuodekab]

and people wonder why i fuckin light shit on fire

[@spydermonkey44]

He is such a good actor.

[@highwaytyson2913]

👍👍

[@BenNJerrys2xaday]

Brian seacrest

[@mizmayo]

I haaaate how people compare chris to jesse from breaking bad, corporate ass bullshit...

[@shvmichael]

One more road, and it comes to a bend. One more road to go, 'cause the road's my only friend. The life of a nomad, gambling his life. One more road to go, and this road is called survive.

[@YoPuppet]

did kyle make that song?

[@shvmichael]

Chris Fitzpatrick of Crippled Rejex did 3:10

[@YoPuppet]

lol thanks bro haha

[@andrewesty]

I actually really like those lyrics lol

[@mat5473]

someone should do a real version of that song. It would be killer.

[@KyleBeats_]

This is literally my favorite KZbin video

[@loganwiemers448]

Love watching your stuff man! It’s dope you watch this kinda stuff too haha

[@HubCityMan]

Same here

[@myriadpath]

Kyle is a master character artist. he identifies these pseudo-archetypes that are at once fully believable and totally generic. he is incredible to watch

[@ThePeej]

Fully believable & totally generic nails it!

[@MattBrown93]

I feel like Jesse from Breaking Bad would've fit in well with this crew.

[@jonathangaines9643]

“I wish I was better at making friends and shit” 😂 ... what an emotional rollercoaster Kyle took us on

[@winonafrog]

ONE MORE ROAD / and it comes to a bend / One More Road, the road’s my only friend (“Survive” by TCR) 🤘🏼😩

[@leeder-]

this is the best video on the internet

[@dallasdominguez2224]

Chris unleashed is still my favorite

[@ktl789]

He plays this character a little too well

[@pimpinainteez]

hello disappear changed my life thx crippled rejex

[@jaretmane]

Ive never bought any music online but I would buy a Crippled Rejex album

[@DannyWilliamH]

EVERYONE has known at least one Chris in Their life especially if you were a product of the 90s as graduating HS between 97-04 guaranteed you knew this character, Chris. From the Jinco jeans to ultra angst levels to compensate for actually wanting to be popular. It's been genius and I truly hope most of his characters get a legit shot on SNL. Chris would kill if he were allowed to curse on SNL. That or make them the musical guest, lmao. "The life of a nomad...." them lyrics crush haha.

[@mattdogg65]

there's been a chris skit on snl

[@bertmccert]

and it was fucking amazing.

[@DannyWilliamH]

Chris L It may depend on area of the country as we're about the same age and Chris is rocking some Jnco jeans like so many I used to know. Chris, I'd guess, loves System of a Down and The Matrix. He'd dig some 80s metal but only the "old shit...like before Metallica went gay and corporate". I think the grunge scene (hate that term) would be too corporate for him but only after Cobain died. He definitely thinks Donny Darko is the deepest movie ever made, haha. It could be region but we're a year apart and I knew so many of this exact character. I'd guess he loves the line of humans being viruses from the matrix. A kid I knew that looked and acted exactly like Chris used to write that whole line/scene on the back if his school papers haha. Maybe it's a regional thing? I dunno but in all respect, in my region, Chris is a product of the 90s. I'm in the Midwest so could be different?

[@DannyWilliamH]

Chris L Sorry to double post but I forgot to mention he also refers to "bubble gum boy bands" and things that, to me, are clearly late 90s-early 2000s. Plus, Kyle is roughly our age, I think. Not sure but it's not a debate anyway as each person takes what they experience from it. Again, to you and your area it may read more like late 80s-early 90s. Funny regardless.

[@WestfortProductions]

Hahaha You're right!

[@linglingjr]

This is almost scary.

[@blisterpacman]

it just wasn't funny

[@Kaphooey]

yea it is funny

[@Kaphooey]

yea it is funny

[@connerd2183]

this is FUNNYYYY!

[@Aeshir2]

9 out of ten doctors degree

[@IanR1205]

Their sound is so original. Unlike any other rock band from the late 90’s early 2000’s.

[@Ryan-dr5sg]

What's sad is some kids in school that I knew acted like this character lol.

[@JamesJenkemJingleHeimerShit]

anybody have the tabs for that last song im trying to use it for open mic night at applebees this thursday any help is appreciated

[@McBobtheruggaman]

Ham guy

[@Enoughsenoughnomas]

Why do people need fukking barbie dolls, why can't they listen to truth.

[@HenryHallMusic]

+Elizabeth Endara I'm curious!

[@ianm89]

Even if the band falls apart Uncle Tommy will always be there.

[@p-stax]

Underrated comment! 😂😂😂

[@highwaytyson2913]

👍👍

[@DirtyBoySingToGod]

Kyle's character reminds me of Dylan Klebold in those "basement tapes"

[@basedlord]

exactly

[@tyrizzlemanizzle]

yesss 😂😂

[@ge7296]

this made my day

[@OldSchool82]

whiny pussy,him and his boyfriend...he couldnt get a girlfriend and eric couldnt go to the military so they take it out on those that wouldve mattered.

[@jwadsworth8]

1:48 heard a bit o' kyle for a second there

[@MaximumMagnum]

That acoustic song at the end was actually pretty sick

[@neurogenica]

Lol thats what I was thinking, if it was played right it'd be pretty good.

[@psyghtseer]

lol its basically danger keep away by slipknot

[@prorobo]

This is simply amazing on every possible level. Kyle might be the most talented editor ever to recreate all the different genres he does. Wicked fucking awesome.

[@michaelgustin9373]

This one of the most depressing videos I’ve ever seen..... but I love it.

[@quinnburt]

Fuck man. I'm so amped for this EP. It's amazing to see how far chris has come. I remember the myspace page a few years back and "Hello Disappear" beats anything from it.

[@Nobody-ls3ez]

I've watched this 4 minutes of comedy perfection at least 50 times

[@schoenapan]

"there is nothing out there that sounds like this"

[@milkman6848]

i feel like there's a lot of the real kyle in this character

[@justinsheteron5053]

The song at the end actually songs kinda cool

[@psyghtseer]

its basically danger keep away by slipknot

[@rileymcfadden75]

Corporate piggieees 🎶

[@jonjay2525]

this is the funniest character ever

[@maggiemiller3935]

agreed

[@dustinseth1]

Come back to this periodically. Still can’t believe how dead on this is. Down to the acoustic song. That type of guy would sing exactly that melody.

[@whatistau]

this is scary in a way he reminds me of guys from COLUMBINE SCHOOL MASSACRE in 1999, or WOODSTOCK'99 type of mayhem kids. Either way it so on point.

[@TheVinceLyons]

He needs his OWN show. You fuckin hear me corporate America? Huh?

[@ther6989]

Kyle's contrast in characters is so convincing that you'd think he has multiple personality disorder

[@tylerc8701]

Is the acoustic song at the end an actual song or did he just make that shit up for the video? Actually sounds pretty good

[@DerpPurple]

Everything about this is spot on. This is definitely one of my most appreciated kyle videos. I love how cocky he gets about his band at 2:20 haha, seen that a lot. Also the self consciousness at 3:05 and even in the beginning, the music pairing with his childhood anger. Seriously great :)

[@thyop89]

This is hillariously spot on! I hung out with so many Chris's in high school and this just makes me nostalgic!

[@RareCandyRehab]

The best video on KZbin.

[@rumpyclaybork]

kyle is a comedic genius but no one gives dave credit. dave you are an amazing filmer/editing. thats the reason this video is so good because it seems like a legit documentary. is there anyway you can tell me where you got the background music in the beginning and throughout the "interviews"?

[@andrewluzio4445]

yeah, if that acoustic song at the end was played a little better, it would actually be really good.

[@CradlePayne]

Agreed lol. Very grungy I love it.

[@magvs_mæstro216]

The outro song is pretty dope actually. Even if it wasn't perfect. Sounds like something id have on repeat while on DXM in "high"school

[@Orangelemonblue]

and people wonder why I light shit on fire.

[@swim_ad]

FIRE!

[@nvmimfine99]

THE TIME IS NOW AND THE PLACE IS HERE GOODBYE CRUEL TRUTH HELLO DISAPPEAR

[@greeneyedelk]

kyle is a genius. snl dropped the ball hard

[@truthofdsp]

Man you guys really put a lot into your skits. Good job mate!

[@grrlsmusic3207]

Omg the girl on bass is Harmony from Girlpool wtf

[@ThriveIgniteFitness]

Full on genius this, so subtle, I thought it was real

[@mattisprettycool]

holy fuck this is so amazing. kyle is seriously one of the most talented actors today.

[@chrism.3469]

"Do I need this math? Do I need a fucking Pythagoris Theorem to play my fucking guitar? Tell me that." hahaha

[@gregkrazanski]

"I guess... I fucking wish I was better at making friends and shit?" lol best acted line in history

[@ellebeesee]

this makes me feel like i can do anything

[@SaintMartins]

the ambient music anyone ? 0:55

[@Mike_nym]

I just discovered this. Hysterical

[@Mcstrat22]

God that acoustic song at the end has been stuck in my head all day.. Im outside doing yardwork singing, "One more road and it comes to a bend." haha

[@xxSetxx]

Damn kyle this and the music video are really good, cant wait to see more

[@UploadN0ob]

"try and find our what Brian Seacreast wants us to listen to"

[@zacharybell9782]

My current favorite SNL skit involves anything Chris. I am have moved by how different and groundbreaking this is.

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

"Napster" lmao You can tell this video is old.

[@YBABTU]

"9 out of 10 doctors degree, our band fucking kicks any other band's ass."

[@lukasc.kovanda2607]

The best line “i wish i was better at making friends and shit”

[@Drawzi]

He represents every angsty 90's teen ever

[@estevanmunoz_]

kyle is seriously a good actor. the "i guess.. i fucking wish i was better at making friends and shit" line is really great.

[@callofdutypandemic]

it's sad my generation will never know a REAL music like thism..

[@joshuapeterson6072]

An illiterate and unmotivated Jello Biafra

[@phenomenonpictures]

Anyone know the instrumental music playing from 0:00-1:19?

[@Djchamploo132]

I barely laugh at anything, but the part where he was like "YOU ARE THE BLACKNESS YOU ARE THE DARKNESS" I fucking lost it. Thanks kyle and david for another hilarious video

[@smirch]

I've met this guy at a party, Kyle does him spot on.

[@dhill6025]

This is so perfect. I was crying for so long.

[@packersrevolution]

Still watching all these videos in 2017 also Brigsby Bear was awesome! Love you guys!

[@auntjemima911]

I can't stop listening to the song at the end.

[@dylananderson7191]

God hes really a great actor man. I would love to see what he could do in a dramatic role or something serious. I bet he would honestly kill it man.

[@Lmvtthivz]

Dylan Anderson so true

[@gregkrazanski]

9/10 doctors degree LOOOOOOOL. This character and film making are PERFECT. David, you are a master film maker.

[@michaelash1456]

thats that girl from girlpool, right?

[@collincushing1068]

I watch this at least once a week.

[@codyflitcraft8311]

why this guy act like every prep cook iv ever met

[@alpaktuna]

what is the music playing around 0:58? Someone please help if they can lol

[@NathanAGoss]

The most underrated part is the drummer running with his hand in his pocket....this attention to detail is low-key amazing.

[@hyperbenichok]

"Nine out of ten doctors degree" ... Poetry

[@LateMarch3]

more crippled rejex songs! "All of these roads are all that weee can call home!"

[@zanjero6936]

this is too adorable for me to handle

[@FayhaPolite]

Those 61 dislikes were corporate america

[@mullarky]

I need to collab with CR. Man these guys are radxcore

[@lukeymane5138]

brian seacrest

[@Krackerjax]

2:58 dat face he sneaks in haunts me

[@violetliu5292]

It's so hard to believe that Chris is not a real person

[@chibbinzTV]

This is actually sick

[@ASolarMolar]

It's moving away from comedy into something else that I still love.

[@timsilva_]

I recently stumbled upon this classic Nirvana interview (watch?v=uWpe0FpT5IQ), and it totally reminded me of this crippled rejex exposed video! So classic... this is one of your best Kyle. :)

[@timsilva_]

Seriously, skip to 3:20 of this video, and its totally Chris' character! (watch?v=uWpe0FpT5IQ)

[@someeggs7367]

Tim Silva who would go to that link

[@n3nshat11]

this is just too good. thankyou @david.