Crispy Ramen Salad - You Suck at Cooking (episode 21)

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I don't usually throw around the word 'excitement', but that's exactly how I feel whenever my mom makes this salad. I feel totally excitement.
On a cookie sheet: spread out
1/2 cup slided almonds
1/4 cup unsalted sunflower seeds. Broil until golden
In a big bowl combine:
3-4 cups shredded nappa cabbage (fiddle around with the amount)
1 cup bean sprouts
1/4 cup sliced mushrooms (throw directly into the trash)
3 green onions chopped
Dressing
1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 tsp soy sauce
3 tsp white or apple cider vinegar
1 tsp sugar
2 tsp sesame oil (or a whole litre no not really)
Flavour packet from the ramen noodles
Mix and let it sit for some minutes
Just before you're ready to serve, smash the noodles with your fist and combine together with the greens and nuts, then pour the dressing in and mix it like a maniac then shove it in your guests faces.

[@batwithahat312]

seeing him run that contraption was like walking up a flight of stairs and tripping at every step

[@krispyhoe2126]

Lmao

[@actualegg]

It was perfect

[@mr.potato2223]

Like my grandma Just kidding

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@@mr.potato2223 nah that's a good joke man!

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r/therewasanattempt

[@agirlhasnohobbies9982]

"I like to overdo it and then regret it later" That spoke to me on a spiritual level

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2:58

[@RowanOakley]

Same, I can now taste sounds and hear light

[@andresgalante]

LOL "I love to overdo it and then regret it later"

[@Captain_Mike82]

I want that on a T-shirt.

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Andres Galante You cant overdo it if the recipe calls for tablespoons and you're using half a tablespoon to measure

[@lenguamuerto]

I just love overdoing it, no regerts!

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Andres Galante i

[@srduce]

yes no *regerts*

[@ramonmarinhosilva4688]

" crispy ramen salad" and there is a tennis ball on The thumbnail.

[@allisonmarie9070]

:D

[@13Icey]

You add that to salad

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@@13Icey Lmao

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why not It's very important

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Crispy Tennis Ball Salad

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The best part: With a sigh of resignation, "I hope I'm hungry"

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"See that? Goooold. One more minute and it's blaaaaack." Love this.

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What's wrong with blaaaaaaack

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Who would enjoy burnt almonds?

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WriterGrl360 one more minute and I’m black

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@@manidavis2721 I kinda enjoy them

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ONE GRIP ONE MEAL FORKAN™©

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That's my trademark. Cease and desist.

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FourChan

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Callista Markham yup

[@homunculushole]

Same

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why bother when you suck at cooking XD

[@AmazingAutist]

The best part about this channel is that I can't tell if that Rube Goldberg device was supposed to fail from the very beginning or if it started to fall apart and he just went with it.

[@oofire2480]

It’s pretty obvious it was supposed to fail from the beginning...

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@@oofire2480 you mean the dice wasn't supposed to knock a skateboard across the room?

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I think he tryed but not too hard because it was supposed to fail but if it would've work it was awesome and was made into the vid

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It's pretty blatantly meant to fail.

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This reminds me of my father's attempts at cooking after my mum died. Great effort, questionable results at times. But for a civil engineer, A+ for effort.

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Graeme Chandler f

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Fight me mate, I leave my shoes and pants where I want.

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I'm offended that you won't let me leave my dirty clothing wherever I please.

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Devon La Force ???

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If that was life...

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Why do I love the fact that you suck at cooking is responding to his roommate on his own KZbin video

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Are you from new mexico????? What a small worldo

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In an alternative reality the rube goldberg machine, just through chance, actually worked.

[@WillBinge]

Maax Dee it worked the first time, and had to reshoot it until everything went wrong

[@BigWinsAllDay]

it worked in this one wdym?

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And then he went back and messed it up

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Your editing is probably the best i have ever seen

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If you like video games look up Ramsey he makes Rust videos, his editing is amazing

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You forgot Casey niestat

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Haven't seen a ton of the older videos - this was amazing. You had me straight up cackling at the end

[@DaDaDo661]

I hope he returns to doing more gags like this in 2023. The last few videos have been funny but some of the magic is gone

[@sarahlauner8300]

“Sometimes this recipe calls for mushrooms so i just went ahead and threw them in the garbage” I connected with this on a spiritual level lmao

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Nice copy

[@sarahlauner8300]

Sidney Rich it was a quote 😂 sorry but I didn’t know that had a copyright claim

[@belledelphine9692]

Sarah Launer noooo mushrooms are amazing

[@thistle_ish]

Sarah Launer oof sorry I offended you??? I just saw this exact same comment that was made when the video was released. Sorry I saw through your bs

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I legitimately love everything about this channel, the editing is terrific and your sense of humor is really really great. For not even having this channel for a full year yet...man, you're doing amazing! [and yes, fuck mushrooms.]

[@yousuckatcooking]

+Kiersten Heflin

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Loved your Rube Goldberg machine.

[@leaillex]

Very well thought out, inventive, and effective.

[@lilithnevaeh3586]

" the only thing that matters is if they'll judge you" me giving myself a peptalk while walking to school on the first day 😂

[@giggityguy]

When it comes to broilers, you have about a 10 second window between "literally raw" and "instant charcoal," and that's when you want to take the food out

[@gappiya]

Where can I purchase one of those machines please. I had to make a salad for my mother in law. Thanks in advance.

[@yousuckatcooking]

+Gappiya I picked up mine at Woolworth's.

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You Suck At Cooking don't lie you dont have Woolworths

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really inventive with re-guiding the viewer's perspective, this mechanism comes from your style of comedy & story-telling. editing is really cool, what you do with the camera superb.

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+xa le awww, shucksamus Maximus.

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I agree... unusual in a great way, I've never seen a video as entertaining as this.

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+You Suck At Cooking can you direct me to all the egg episodes with john

[@dinoboy1153]

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[@dinoboy1153]

You Suck At Cooking can I use your forkan™ name in a comment?

[@captaincomic8678]

It takes a lot of skill to make a Rube Goldberg machine that works that poorly.

[@Liuhuayue]

Yeah, every step failed.

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True

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Most underrated cooking channel

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I was dying laughing with the rube golberg machine part xDDDDDDD

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The what?

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Circuit contraptions made from regular household items

[@DaClems]

I was howling at the epic Rue Goldberg failure. Even if those individual mechanisms had worked the way he wanted them to, it was still physically impossible. Oh boy that was great stuff.

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DaClems haha he definitely knew it wouldn't, the fact that he had to retrigger every stage was comedic gold. Love this channel

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DaClems Ikr! Also thanks for correcting my spelling, I knew I misspelled "Rue Goldberg" :P

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"Oh my god, I hope I'm hungry" Literally one of my main aversions to buying fresh produce for cooking.

[@defenderofjustice7079]

I’m just still trying to figure out if the actual recipe itself was a joke

[@allyspencer02]

I made it a while ago and it was really good :)

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The recipes are always legit

[@izacefroni]

Someone recommended you on reddit and I want to thank the salad gods because you're best KZbinr I've found in a looong time. That Rube Goldberg Machine was majestic.

[@yousuckatcooking]

+izacefroni First time I've been called majestic. Thank you.

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+You Suck At Cooking Pretty fucking majestic. My only regret is not discovering you a year from now so I had more content to go through. Keep up the shitty work!

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Your videos are a real source of joy and actual laughter for me during lockdown. I really wanted to appreciate you for your hard work. Thank you.

[@yousuckatcooking]

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“I like to overdo it then regret it later.” Me too, me too.

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That caterpillar is so venomous it could kill you if you touched it.

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Mhm

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Your Crude Goldberg Machine was a masterpiece of epic engineering. OK GO’s video “This Too Shall Pass” has nothing on you.

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Crude Goldberg is an amazing name for that contraption

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You’re like the less aggressive How To Basic that talks 😂

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And he actually made an edible meal

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How to basic is shit, don't know why he waste so much food

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Adittya Shah exactly

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HowToBasic is You Suck at Cooking in rage mode.

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@@adittyashah8068 IIRC he gets spoiled food from a supermarket he works at

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oh man I love his humour

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I took the liberty of adding "wang-jangle" to urban dictionary.

[@carlcardigan6439]

It's just not up yet, apparently.

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Its a verb right?

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Billy Badass I use it in several contexts

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This has a manic energy that you can’t find in his other videos

[@medhavi16]

the beginning was so chaotic I couldn't breathe

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Dood.. I lost it on the shoes and pants thing.. xD

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The interrupted action music during the failing Rube Goldberg machine part cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

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Jesus. I had to pause this to catch my breath

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"Devin!.... you left your shoes and pants out here..." Proof that there's always time for edgy subversive humor.

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I cannot convey how much I appreciate this channel

[@hayeon4153]

Is it ok to use a rabbit stuffed animal instead of the lamb for the Rube Goldberg? Or does that change the flavour entirely?

[@milo-ep7tq]

Might taste faintly like a carrot flavored pillow

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While milo's taste is possible, if you name the stuffed rabbit an adorable name then the flavor will change entirely. Imagine a steaming hot italian dinner on a patio overlooking the clear ocean with the most expensive wine in the world. Then imagine somebody throwing all that shit off the patio and placing a McDonalds burger on your plate.

[@yippersman6128]

Exactly

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Every asian kid knows that you crumble the ramen in the package like it's just as you peel a banana before eating...

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Peel a banana BEFORE eating?

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omg you read my comment! You are my god never wrong!!! (peel the banana skin, I am terrible at analogies) you replied to me too!! this is a conversation now yay

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I know some asian grown ups that eat bananas without peeling them. it depends on what mouth you eat it from

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+R Pendragon but it's not a conversation... He didn't respond again

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das a nice caterpillar

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i literally just read this comment and asked myself "wait, what caterpillar?" and then she appeared. wow

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I’m pretty sure that one was super poisonous

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Man I love watching these, always puts a smile on face! Such random creativeness. high five!

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I like the catarpillar at the end. He denotes freshness!

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This guys voice is hot. Also the better how to basic

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ECH *gunshots*

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You'd bang his hands? Okay, but not too hard though bc if you bang them against a really strong surface it could cause severe damage to his knuckles and it may be difficult for him to make videos after that. We wouldn't want that.

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Nate Trussel HTB isn't a cooking channel

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Me too! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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Rube Goldberg is turning over in his grave. Or he will just as soon as the mouse chews through the rope that drops knife that cuts the string that lifts the balloon that pushes the button that activates the robotic arm that's attached to the giant spatula that flips Rube Goldberg.

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Shannon Green does it again!! 🤘🏼🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽👊🏽

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+Shannon Green mouse runs away, the knife misses the string, the string is too thick, the balloon is not helium, the robot drops the spatula and it only slaps Rube goldberg.

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“Hope I’m hungry “ Quote of the year

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Normally salad is boring but this one isn't. It is actually really delicious, I suggest you try it

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Made my day with the anticlimactic Rube Goldberg device! Perfect prop, excellent delivery, wicked awesome humor! 👍👍

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omg your content is so original

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Is this the new season of Food Wars?

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Daniel Pat well...it’s retasu

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This is my favorite of the whole series. The contraption 😂

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Your videos never fail me

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I laughed harder than I should have.

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How quickly would Gordon Ramsey block me if I sent him the link to this video on Twitter?

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Your mixing invention is totally flawless

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This is one of the best yet. Those pants and shoes tho, hahahaha. 10/10

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You had me dying on the mixing part that was supposed to be a chain reaction thing XD

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I don't think I've seen a video with you where you didn't use green onions. But I'm with you, they are fucking delicious. Especially in a tuna salad.

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It’s amazing how little his content has changed and I love it

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“I love to over do it and regret it later.” Words I live my life by

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Instructions Clear Enough. Successfully made salad and opened 5-Star restaurant. Thank you.

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Not sure if this is saying more about me than you, but here it goes: that was brilliant. Entertainment value = high. Cooking value = who cares!

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Uses bean sprouts, but says mushrooms are gross....

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+arcanition Because mushrooms are gross....

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Mushrooms are gross. Period.

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+I eat kids Souls Of course mushrooms are gross when you're on your period.

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RealRomplayer OH MY GOODNESS. You're right.

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Bean Sprouts are delicious

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This is the funniest thing I have seen in a good long while, well done!

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Its 1:24 AM. I should be asleep. I am rewatching old YSAC videos. I regret nothing.

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Everything went well in this video.

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This guy is like how to basic except everything he makes actually looks appetizing 😂

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Thanks for uploading this I tried it and it tasted delicious

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I appreciate all the work you put in optical course

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I saute the almonds, seasame seeds, and ramen in a fry pan with butter to get toasty. And its yum.

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the Rube Goldberg segment had me DYING 😂💀

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Don't worry, I'll pick up my shoes and pants now

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Can we just appreciate how much work is put into these videos

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This is the first time I've seen one of your oldest vids and I had to check a couple of times to make sure I wasn't in a fever dream

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what is going on!

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+How To Make Sushi Just some classic cooking.

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Oh hey didn’t expect you here

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yes

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Thank you for the 'crotch explosion' warning about the sesame oil.

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“I can already hear it sizzling. Not trying to brag or anything.” 😂

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These videos are deeply delightful.

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I just did

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Did you know that you were on french TV ?

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+You Suck At Cooking I tweeted it.

[@strapcrafter]

2:45 you should put a bit of honey in the dressing, it will really sweeten it up

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mad gaming._. Wtf ew who sweet dressing

[@OatmealTheCrazy]

@@XX-ow3ij uh, only basically all of them ever

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Oatmeal naw

[@junietwoknees]

he already put a little sugar in there so

[@CeeeX]

A very weird cooking related question. What kind of caterpillar was that at the end of the video? It looked fluffy.

[@yousuckatcooking]

+CeeeX I'm not sure what kind, but I am told it is actually poisonous.

[@blahlbinoa]

+CeeeX It's a canadian white hickory tussock caterpillar. They have been spotted around Pittsburgh, so it's been all over the news in my area.

[@philhage6197]

So much love and creativity in this video

[@howiehall4622]

The Rube Goldberg device was EPIC! I need him to come over to my house and construct one to help me put a stamp on an envelope so that I can mail him a funny greeting card.