Critters - Nostalgia Critic

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[@bananabob7619]

LAST LOL HOPE

[@alextheanimatorsupah8817]

Hi nostalgia critic plz shoutout

[@javelinmaster2]

Question: Where did you guys get Malcolms cap?

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

Who you gonna call? BALL BUSTERS!

[@awm8414]

I'd love to see you soon tear into The Simpsons movie

[@SilverPlayer2002]

The 80’s, “A FAAAMILY PICTURE”

[@chrisazylum6624]

Someone needs to make a parody of these kind of "family" pictures!

[@nightwarper1760]

Chris Howerton “Aww look at these cute and marketable monsters” “When I was a little girl my dad died in the chimney on Christmas Eve”

[@chrisazylum6624]

@@nightwarper1760 C H I L D H O O D T R A U M A ! Imagine that but as a movie!

[@andresacosta4832]

That and seeing Tanya Roberts completely naked twice with erect nipples ...how didn't that get a PG-13 if the rating already existed?

[@dancepiglover]

A fAAAmily decade

[@jacobnavarro2442]

Fun Fact: The 3rd one was the film debut of Leonardo DiCaprio

[@donvitocorleone2098]

Fun Fact: He wouldn't win any Oscar's until years later.

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

I always saw his first film as What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, or at least that’s his first serious role and probably one of his underrated best

[@garrtoons4303]

_face palm_ It's true -_-...

[@kerdnerl8588]

Trust me, I know. They wouldn't shut up about it

[@TherealLEGOgirl2005]

I never knew that really fascinating

[@zacharybyrum166]

"These guys are about as subtle as a circumcision with a chainsaw, how do they find anybody?!" XD

[@arthas640]

That's the only way they were able to circumcise Teddy Roosevelt, so its a proven technique

[@GoddessGirl2121]

Love this quote from Doug so much!

[@jessicaevans7847]

.....on a boat

[@macrussell78]

Read this right when the scene happened. XD

[@ellnats]

i think thats how my Jewish aunt tried to force me to convert to Judaism

[@SukiNoKoe]

"Is it for kids? Adults? We don't know! We're the 80s and just really into scary little things right now!" AHAHAHA SO ACCURATE OMG....xD

[@squiddyanimations6617]

how am i your first comment

[@ilovepopeyesbiscuitswithno1994]

@@squiddyanimations6617how am I the second comment

[@Zyk0th]

That kid having red hair when neither of the parents have red hair is actually possible. Since it's a recessive gene, families can carry the red hair gene for generations without knowing it.

[@demimonde4archives947]

"i'm going to turn you into a real puppet" holy crap, unexpected gold. Well done.

[@animatednerd3428]

This means there is a critic puppet and I want to see more of it

[@randallthescandall7029]

Wes Evans I wish for the rest of the review, critic was the puppet

[@montywh]

@@randallthescandall7029 likewise. the moment i saw it, reminded me of the muppet episode of Angel

[@DetroitAlan01]

Once I was delivering materials to a job site on less than three hours sleep-can get away with that in your 20’s. Anyhow, I get out of the truck when I see these three balls of fur charging at me. Jumped right back in the truck. In my stupor, thought “critters.” In reality, three shaggy as hell chihuahua’s. Not my finest moment.

[@Feralwolf444]

"Once I was delivering materials to a job site on less than three hours sleep-can get away with that in your 20’s." Not anymore, at least in the US. Federal law requires ALL career long distance drivers, trucks or otherwise, to have at least EIGHT hours of sleep every 24 hours, and no more then 14 hours in one stretch. It is seven stricter if your are transporting people/living animals. You can be charged with reckless driving otherwise, and your employer company can face a hefty fine, witch would likely get you fired. www.fmcsa.dot.gov/regulations/hours-service/summary-hours-service-regulations

[@YourWeirdAunt]

Thats a tad like my boyfriend who doesnt like swimming in lakes because Jason Voorhees. We're both nearly 40 btw

[@mennymoto]

@@Feralwolf444 yeah, sure all laws are always respected, just ask thieves XD also, why are you talking about USA?

[@Here_is_Waldo]

You could get away with that in your twenties? God I feel like there's something wrong with me. I could never get away with three hours sleep at any point in my life.

[@brandonprater4613]

👏😂 I love moments like that!

[@SukoYote]

The 80's and 90's were an odd time where kids' films were terrifying and movies, not meant for kids, got toys and animated shows made after them.

[@austinhinton3944]

SukoYote After the super Sugar Bowl that was kids programming in the 70’s, filmmakers realized “Hey, kids actually like things than don’t treat them like toddlers!” Sometimes good things came out of it, other times... not.

[@edvance1030]

@@austinhinton3944 Indeed. I miss the 90's. Those were the days!

[@grandalf4153]

They even made a animated series of “Beetlejuice”, which if I’m right was originally classified as a horror movie

[@SukoYote]

@@grandalf4153 It was, until Tim Burton got his hands on it. Either way, it wasn't really for kids. There was also a Robocop animated series.

[@goku-san]

I had (and still have them) action figures from the Kenner Aliens and Predator toy lines as a kid. Movies that were violent and rated R. lol There was apparently a proposal for an animated series but nothing was ever made and the concept never it made it further than a statement by Kenner of an interest in creating one.

[@aetherialcatnip]

*shows Bill and Ted as a “ok” movie* “hey wait a minute”

[@theresarayner5726]

An*

[@GoatPopsicle]

Try watch it without the childhood nostalgia. It is “okay” as a movie production, but its still an unforgettable experience and memory from my childhood.

[@nelsondestefano4150]

Bill and Ted is a perfect film

[@diamondmiles8462]

Bill and Ted is the best movie ever

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

Useless facts in the comment section: 1. Jabba’s assistant is named Bib Fortuna. 2. The reason the critter didn’t explode is because they didn’t want to destroy the puppet. Feel free to add to it.

[@mentaya11]

How about the fact that his "assistant's" role was technically majordomo?

[@Jerusalem_777]

According to Job Bob Briggs, the Ciodo brothets couldn't destroy the critter because it needed to be used again later.

[@williamdelargy5455]

The guy who played Johnny Steele is Terrence Mann. He’s a broadway veteran and was not only the OG rum tug tigger in cats, But also the OG Javert in Les mis and the OG beast in beauty and the beast!

[@treygreene4298]

and Tim Curry's doppelganger

[@williamdelargy5455]

Trey Greene yo like actually he did play frank n furtur in the revival of rocky horror

[@treygreene4298]

@@williamdelargy5455 i actually did read that lol Terrence Mann is awesome! King Oberon in gargoyles!

[@CuteCuteJames]

Also Bob in the Dresden Files! I can't believe I didn't recognize him here!!

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

I _thought_ I recognised him when I first watched this movie and I couldn't put my finger on where I'd seen him before. Turns out I'd seen recordings of his Broadway work (specifically Rum Tum Tugger) and I knew the voice from Gargoyles too. What a legend.

[@1psdman]

Nostalgia Critic as a Puppet?!?! THIS HAS TO BE DONE!!!!

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

We the people need more Nostalgia Puppet Critic

[@louisduarte8763]

If Legends of Tomorrow can do that, so can he.

[@gtsgreatteacherscathach5550]

@@louisduarte8763 Don't forget Angel when he became a wee little puppet man

[@adamgray1753]

Why not this happen when the Puppet Master franchise is reviewed on this channel, Phillip Drake?

[@ArtKing3000]

I was kinda hoping he would stay that way for the rest of the review. 🤣

[@octo-generaljones8691]

Doug, what are you doing? Nostalgia-ween isn’t until October.

[@ztslovebird]

Octo-general Jones time is dead and meaning has no meaning.

[@bigmacsama]

Ah let the dude be, besides he reviewed chucky movies with phelous during Christmas and nobody complained about that.

[@patricksmith6680]

And the problem is...?

[@thegreatherox]

well, today is October the 226th, what's the problem?

[@gabrielvitoria6665]

I want him to review more horror movies from the 80s

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

"Where did that kids red hair come from?" *Looks at my redheaded daughter, and then my wife and I who have brown hair similar to parents in film.* Uh... recessive genes?

[@fatterpillar]

For real, my cousin had 3 kids, both dark almost black hair parents, the first two being incredibly ginger, third is like the mother's.

[@mityakiselev]

ForsenCD

[@GiubileiFernando]

Hey, are you the actual writer? Love World of Women

[@whatsawhizzerwebnovels4927]

@@GiubileiFernando I am, you're the first commenter to notice. Glad I'm getting some fans.

[@arthas640]

Genes are so confusing. My dad's parents both had dark brown fine hair and blue eyes and pale skin, but my dad looks almost Greek or Hispanic since he's dark olive skinned with coarse black hair and hazel eyes. My grandparents were both short but everyone except my dad are pretty tall, grandparents are medium build while my dad is a tank. For me I'm alot taller than either of my parents and tower over my grandparents. My Neighbors have crazy genetics, the dad is Irish as hell with pale skin, freckles, green eyes, and red hair while mom is Japanese. Both have straight coarse hair. The daughter meanwhile looks like a Latina model, she has tan skin, light brown wavy hair with natural slight blonde highlights, and light brown eyes and she's tall for her age. The son meanwhile looks like a tiny Japanese man even though he's still pretty young (with the creases on his face he looks like someone shrunk a middle aged man), he's short and squat with super narrow eyes and darker skin even though hes inside more than his sister. The daughter doesnt look white or Japanese at all, she could pass for Hispanic or Mediterranean with her wide bright eyes, fine wavy brown hair, and permanent tan.

[@rkproductions7180]

1980s “Man that little kid Scott Grimes is never gonna make it in this business. Almost 40 years and one pretty damn impressive career (including: Party of Five, American Dad, Band of Brothers, ER, The Orville.) and a decent career as a singer later. 2020s “Well damn....good for him.”

[@benmepham2730]

The redhead kid now is Lt Gordon Malloy in Orville. Totally looks the same as a kid

[@saggenirnawati6329]

You are a genius.

[@vilevintagevarmints]

And Steve smith

[@mitchellhedden1978]

I want more Orville

[@kennethconklin4140]

He was also in Band Of Brothers. He played Malarkey. I dont think he ages. He's looked the same for 30 years. Lol

[@BYERE]

It's so weird, looking through Scott Grimes' IMDB page. He's only really known as being on The Orville, yet he's been in so many films and tv series that I've seen and never realised he was in them...

[@GoatPopsicle]

I loved these movies as a kid. I didn’t care how junk the sequels were.

[@superstarultra28]

Personally, I thought Critters 2 was the best one in the series.

[@sper2557]

But DiCaprio was in one of them

[@GoatPopsicle]

George Gerardi That is probably the better movie overall. But, It just can’t overcome the nostalgic memories associated with the first one for me.

[@GoatPopsicle]

God Of Fire that was Critters 3. His movie debut.

[@halophonia]

I hated the 4th one though :/

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

They look like if Jaws mated with the Tribbles.

[@infinidominion]

Jarbles

[@melissalayson7275]

@@infinidominion lol good one.

[@wingzero7X]

Who was the top in that mating, either it’s cruel Jaws goin at it on a tribble, or hilariously a tribble fucked jaws

[@Greenkitten45]

Now *there's* a movie. 😂

[@SpiderandMosquito]

Bruce was a manly fish... he got around :) ... The fuck is this joke?

[@kris.g_art]

4:50 It would’ve been hilarious if the puppet did the rest of the review 😂

[@MandleRoss]

I really expected Lil' Shit to come flying out of the closet and attack Doug at the end of the Stamps.com commercial. EDIT: After finishing watching full review: Ohhhhhh...

[@masenguerra7835]

“I am a little scared of that machine gun he’s putting together...” immediately bullets go through the wall! God I love the humor of this channel.

[@ursaminor9780]

Sad to know “Lil’ Shit” is the closest we might ever get to Demon Bear from The New Mutants

[@Memelord2020]

The New Mutants will now release on August 28th

[@chrisazylum6624]

@@Memelord2020 WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

@@Memelord2020 Yeah, sure. I'll believe that when it actually happens.

[@bigmacsama]

Marvel Disneyfan I was thinking of that evil teddy bear from the pit from 1981

[@chrisazylum6624]

@@bigmacsama Teddy Ruxpin!

[@geardog24]

4:51 I swear Doug will get a million likes if he did his reviews as a puppet.

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

I'd pay for even just ONE review with him as a puppet the whole time. I've wanted this ever since the After Earth review.

[@TRISTUSCUS]

Should review The Dark Crystal as a puppet

[@Feralwolf444]

7:08: If you don't know who Scott Grimes is, he grew up and turned into the voice of Steve Smith from American Dad. Oh, and he makes music with Russel Crowe.

[@joeywomer]

Father: "If you miss that bus, I'm gonna skin you and hang your bones out to dry." Me: "Sure, threatening to kill your kids is okay but not when they swear?"

[@grimmjowjaggerjack1488]

"here is Jabba's assistant. I have too much dignity to google his name" killed me, dude.

[@mateuszmarciniak2828]

Fib Fortuna?

[@Novasky2007]

Yeh, we didn't need google to know, hell us fans know salacious crumb's name. Its Bib not Fib by the way, ppl say it wrong all the time

[@CarlosAndres-tq9sc]

Its actually Bib Fortuna

[@NillanthirZ]

"Of all the days annoyances.. they still couldn't spell my name right after so many decades" - Bib Fortunus

[@brandonprater4613]

@@CarlosAndres-tq9sc "Fib Fortuna?" For what it's worth, there *was* a question mark.

[@nintendohandheld9556]

I forgot this is the movie Raph came out of. Two Ninja Turtles references in one review instantly make this a 5 stars review.

[@misuvittupaa8068]

I member five stars

[@caigemalinowski5247]

Raphael: Where do they come up with this stuff?!

[@paulappliespressure1410]

Best moive call back ever. Comic book guy from The Simpsons voice😂

[@Lesley_RedRhody]

Caige Malinowski Gotta give kudos to New Line Cinema for poking fun at itself.

[@Gungelion]

To answer his question, I'm guessing it either came from inside of a bottle... Or something they smoked

[@nicholasepsilon3534]

Critic: “We’ve always had a fear of little things haven’t we?” Me: *Biting tongue* “Must Resist Making Dick Joke” Note to self, Biting tongue doesn’t impede typing...

[@NillanthirZ]

Feminists in a nutshell?

[@handsomebrick]

"but... there's always been something kinda hilarious about them too"

[@thatfockinfellasharp241]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhhhaha noooiiiiiicccceeee

[@ShaneMurphyHendrickson]

Raphael: “Where do they come up with this stuff?” -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

[@ellnats]

and now you're turned into a puppet

[@animatednerd3428]

Out of everything I didn’t expect a Zelda joke with the mirror

[@ryanscottnix]

I came to the comment section to say just that.

[@CaptainActually1]

Pretty sure it's a Jojo reference, because D4C.

[@giannieg]

A Zelda joke? I thought of Jeremy Jahns instead, and his alternate review of TROS.

[@jpfan1989]

@@giannieg In Link to the Past you use a mirror to travel back-and-forth between alternate realities

[@ryanscottnix]

You guys... Geeze... It's the Zelda dimension-shift sound. Skip to the 3 minute mark... kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5XYmXinfpxkpLc

[@chrisstick5403]

My kids would totally dig that monster bear. Just saying.

[@David-bh7wf]

That bear actually reminds me of an old toy line that used to be made of transforming stuffed bears. They looked nice and cuddly but by doing things like pulling back fabric on their paws to reveal claws you turned them into monsters. Fully transformed it looked a lot like what was being used in the beginning of the video.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@@David-bh7wf I am both impressed and very happy that that existed.

[@awesomefox555]

what about the one that upisnotjump has?

[@ThePa1riot]

"It's so ugly! I LOVE IT!" :D

[@Novasky2007]

WereBears, i had one. And a transforming Spike from gremlins 2

[@JaxBlade]

I Loved these movies as a kid, Me and my friends would watch all 4 of em during sleepovers and also watch Gremlins 1 & 2 and then debate how many critters could take out the gremlins cause of their knockout barbs haha Good times

[@zanzibar6508]

I swear every boys sleepover had the same conversation lol who would win in a fight ghoules, critters, gremlins or muniches

[@teroncewilliams8940]

i had no idea you watch NC

[@ThePa1riot]

Man Jax, you had weird sleepover parties. XD

[@padmeraven7290]

Being a "girl" I would secretly wonder the same thing. Hands down Gremlins. Water easily increases their numbers

[@englishatheart]

Grammar isn't that hard. It's "My friends and I would watch all four."

[@Bibliosection]

Everyone: "Oh boy, another Nostalgia Critic episode!" Me: "Oh boy, another stamp commercial!"

[@iluvmym4]

Yes Stamps rock ✊️ Unless their racist’s

[@AubreyTheKing]

To quote James Rolfe who reviewed this movie in his Monster Madness video: "How do you sum up this movie? Well....I think Raphael said it best." *Raphael: Geee WHERE THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!!!??*

[@ChimeraMK]

Are you telling me that Critic was not the first? That the fairy was LYING!?!

[@motor4X4kombat]

@@ChimeraMK thats why he turn him into a muppet, he though so much that he was the first

[@Jarod-sm5rf]

Chimera MK I bet they were on drugs

[@randallthescandall7029]

Chimera MK well the way he made the joke was different

[@donutpredator4945]

Meth lots of meth

[@CashCurran]

“I couldn’t decide what sex I wanted to be so I went with D. All of the above” lol 😂

[@NerdyNeutron]

“Alright, I noticed you left the sex part of your form blank.What is your gender?”.... Yes.

[@CashCurran]

NerdyNeutron lol

[@christinalittleton5773]

*laughs in Karenese*

[@masonwheeler6536]

2:29: "I guess we've always had a fear of little things, haven't we? Whether it be bugs, or monsters, or even our own toys, there's always been something creepy about teeny tiny terrors?" Coronavirus: Hey, what am I? Chopped liver?

[@autobotproductions1244]

Mason Wheeler we’re trying to forget that exists

[@kriticalitylives]

When I saw critters in the title, I went batshit insane.

[@julesrules7297]

Same! I said, "Fuck YEAH!" really loudly and grinned.

[@chief13371]

Same then i saw the recomended video was brandon tenold reviewing killer clowns from outer space. Almost didnt survive.

[@kriticalitylives]

@@chief13371 Oh my god, I saw it today to!

[@adamFIVE88]

Same here, Critters was one of my favorite movie series when I was growing up lmao. My mother always thought my taste in movies was crazy, I'd love anything horror related, but weirdly comet or astroid movies always freaked me out, I couldn"t watch them when I was a kid lmao.

[@kriticalitylives]

@@adamFIVE88 For me its a guilty pleasure, but I as well enjoyed it a lot when I was younger.

[@andrethegiant6969]

The mom wearing a floral pattern shirt under a floral pattern apron inside a floral pattern kitchen is actually mind blowing.

[@archangel2015]

The little kid also plays Steve on American Dad that why that clip was included.

[@98953812]

Fuck! How did I miss that???

[@RedPanduur]

He's also in The Orville and Band of Brothers. Couldn't believe it was him as a kid when I started the review!

[@LegitMan335]

And Pinocchio from Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night. (Came out on Christmas Day 1987, boy what a treat that was) Steve Smith: *is it weird I have a boner?!*

[@98953812]

@@LegitMan335 Stan Smith: *It would be weird of you didn't, son!*

[@LegitMan335]

Brian Humerez Roger Smith: who ate all the Pecan Sandies ?

[@Cookieznothere]

Took me a minute to understand that kid’s name is Scott Grimes and is the voice of Steve Smith from American Dad

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Yep! Steven Anita Smith!

[@Cookieznothere]

Mitch Fletcher the boy has a good ass singing voice though

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@Cookieznothere Definitely!!

[@barbatosmcmurderton4209]

Wait, really?

[@mitchfletcher2386]

@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 Yes.

[@thomasferraro479]

The magic mirror from A Link to the Past cracked me up so hard lol

[@ryanscottnix]

YES!!!

[@sannakarppinen4163]

" They are eating her" " Then they are going to eat me!" " OHH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!"

[@BeutifulBeholder]

🤣🤣🤣🤣! I

[@noiz9239]

A great reference from a shit movie that had nothing to do with the movie that came before it

[@sannakarppinen4163]

@@noiz9239 I know, but I had to, because those critters looks so silly and funny when they attack.

[@anthonymerchant2597]

I am one of the few people that actually own that movie on DVD. I bought it several years ago way before it became a meme or recognised as being one of the worst movies in history. It truly is so bad that it's hilarious. The first one wasn't near as bad. I still remember the poster for it to this day as it scared the crap out of me as a kid. I actually bought them as a set and I really only got it for the first one. A little known fact is that the boy's name is Harry Potter. Never seen J.K. Rowling ever mentioning it but I think they movie was an inspiration to that character.

[@astonishingmuthaphuckers2705]

I love how you keyed in on my absolute favorite Billy Zane line ever for his intro.

[@JaevhonDouglas]

7:32-7:38

[@linksbro1]

"Played by Dee Wallace, because it's in her contract if anything supernatural happenned in the 80s, she had to be the mother in it." *Shows 4 movies, 2 of which have aliens, 1 of which has a dog with rabies, and only 1 of which has anything supernatural* Okay then?

[@skeleton_entertainment]

"i'll admit i did think it was a little scary when he dropped Mother down the stairwell" "But then he said a swear word that i didn't even know and i laughed so hard" *i am a little concerned about that machine gun he's putting together though*

[@Thatonegirl989]

You guys should do Tremors one day. It’s one of my favorites

[@adamaxley8145]

Agreed. 2 was okay, but the original never gets old for me. AWESOME practical effects too!

[@GuitaristDog87]

LOL at "The Room had more soundtrack variety!"

[@GabrielD2002]

it's true

[@pepsicrusader535]

Thats not proper grammar

[@kenrickkahn]

@@pepsicrusader535 So anyway how is your sex life?

[@KingsNerdCave]

I remember enjoying this movie more than I thought and even laughing whole-heartedly a couple times. I'd love to see your review of the second movie.

[@necromorphicdespair5422]

Doug: "I have found god!" me: "Is it Stamps?" Doug: "It's Stamps...it's Stamps.."

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

Wish I could do that with money. 😂🤭

[@rosebyanyname]

Fun fact: Johnny Steele/his alien counterpart was played by the guy who originated the role of the Rum Tum Tugger in Cats on Broadway.

[@scottbuckley823]

you should do a 80's made for adults but watched mainly by kids month? Robocop The terminator Teminator 2 Gremlins death wish 3

[@astrowolvez]

Gremlins isn't a kids movie?

[@that_guy_you_dont_know8491]

@@astrowolvez it's toys were

[@scottbuckley823]

@@astrowolvez depends in my country it's rated 15 in America i know it was PG.

[@AbsoluteDingus709]

Astro Wolvez It technically both is and Isn’t, Both Gremlins Movies still feature Deaths

[@GaryTurbo]

Doug will rip Death Wish apart

[@romeomanofmystery9246]

When he goes to the alternate universe it has the Zelda Link to the Past sound with the magic mirror

[@JonGreen91]

I liked that so much.

[@shelbysmith1137]

“Glad it worked out somewhere” I lost it! Lol But does that mean Mandalorian would be crap in that universe?

[@edwarddore7617]

Sadly yes

[@justinthebostonian8028]

I only heard about this was a poster of this movie in the background in the first ninja Turtles movie where Ralphael was saying "WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF" XD

[@cynthiacaslin]

The dark crystal was dark and the nostalgic critic should do a review on it

[@Eroadmodel]

Maybe that's why they called it "the Dark Crystal"

[@scottmantooth8785]

@@Eroadmodel *ya think?*

[@alexs_toy_barn]

it's not dark at all. it's very child friendly, in a Disney kinda way

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

are you talking about the original movie or the recent remake show?

[@cynthiacaslin]

@@ndt_dynamite2247 I'm talking about the 1982 movie not the recent prequel tv show

[@donkarasu-9644]

Raphael from TMNT: "Where did they come up with this stuff?"

[@NerdyNeutron]

My guess would be a few gallons of good old black tar heroin

[@Ishtarru]

Fun fact: the reason for the understated boom with the Krite that swallowed a firecracker is because the Krite puppets were expensive and they didn't want to destroy one.

[@vladyvhv9579]

One of those often overlooked gems. The only thing I can add to what you've said is that the Critters Theme is also epic. This is very much one of those movies that's great for a movie night movie. Also, it's good to see movies that aren't about tornadoes set in Kansas.

[@controlledchaosgamingdivis4333]

Okay, that Link to the past transition joke, was hilarious; though, he should've turned into a creature without the moon pearl. Also, if that's the universe where the new Star Wars movies got better and better then the originals, does that mean the prequels were good as well? And what about the Mandalorian? Is that now a terrible show and baby yoda is super disgusting? These are questions that need answering.

[@Virjunior01]

Man. The new trilogy is actual shit.

[@YamiSpyroX]

I'm more curious about whether or not that alternate reality has an How to Train Your Dragon ending that actually gave a damn about it's book ending and or if Skylanders S4 exists.

[@Dimetropteryx]

@@Virjunior01 Not compared to the prequels, Jar Jar.

[@Virjunior01]

@@Dimetropteryx as stated by RLM, no. The prequels are *also* bad. The new movies being bad doesn't make other bad movies good.

[@Dimetropteryx]

@@Virjunior01 Two issues. 1. The alternative to bad is not good. 2. They are not bad compared to the prequels. The comparison is the key issue there, not whether they're good or bad on some imaginary scale.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Comments: “say the line, puppet!” Puppet: (sigh) “CYYYPHER RAAAAGE!”

[@brycevo]

What even was the 80s? A good time, that's what

[@DarkKnightofAnime]

It was a time where filmmakers and studios knew in the modern era we’d look back and ask what the fuck was that? For both the good and the bad

[@BreadHart]

The answer is cocaine.

[@TheTitandog70]

The longest walk to third base ever. LMAO That just made me laugh so hard

[@Glamikuns]

‘Its the eighties, we’re into scary little things right now’ hell yeah we are, man, i love Puppet Master

[@TaraWert1]

This was like one movie that scared me as a kid, I wasn't worried about Jason Voorhees or Godzilla stepping on the house because I could run from that. These little nightmares could come out from under my bed and my foot is just gone!

[@anthonymerchant2597]

That's what Ghoulies did to me when it came to toilets. After I saw that I constantly checked the toilet before going.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

I didn't watch these movies, but they would have given me nightmares.

[@englishatheart]

I utterly adore the Krites/critters. They're cute as heck.

[@Marinealver]

Yeah, movies wasn't too worried about scaring little children back in the 80s.

[@sidneysimons6475]

That's why they were and still are great. Makes me wish Hollywood would take notes of how much better they were before.

[@brittanyyates6527]

Have working at Safeway for five straight days🥵 It’s nice to relaxed and watch Nostalgic Critic 😌

[@Monato_Zandu]

Brittany Yates I hear ya mate He makes it a little bit easier to get through the week

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

We salute you, people of retail!!!

[@Tomtycoon]

This is the first NC epidode in a long time, that feels like a fun classic NC episode.

[@HorridAran]

That Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure hat though

[@yurid4286]

I got the same hat

[@controlledchaosgamingdivis4333]

Not gonna lie, when I saw puppetcritic, I wished this whole review was done by puppet critic. Would've been hilarious.

[@IsleofJaya]

Apparently, the 80s were comprised of scaring their childeren have to death and then laughing at their reactions.

[@ArgoVaughn]

Why does it always seem like there’s a “Kolb” grave stone at every graveyard and in picture’s of a graveyard. Its not a common last name but you always see one.

[@regpett3730]

Interesting observation. I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for this now.

[@zemaryan3446]

My guess would be that it's the last name of a stage designer that has worked on many sets.

[@stevenb8611]

"This is the greatest movie ever." I couldn't agree more.

[@vidura]

Ads just keep getting better and better. Thanks for your work, Doug. It is splendid.

[@peterkrug2327]

The opening ad almost looks like an ad for a Chucky doll.

[@lordeverett5642]

Chonky*

[@averymerrick]

Honestly, I thought he would be reviewing "The Muppets (2011 film)".

[@SilverPlayer2002]

If you go to 4:45, you can imagine that he’s doing a re-enactment of “Man or Muppet” from the movie

[@dr.strangebat9397]

Well, that movie was good though, so chances that he would review "Muppet Treasure Island" with TIM CURRY instead.

[@TheAustralianMapper5378]

5:50 Red hairs is a recessive trait, both parents must of had the recessive gene.

[@elizabethmathews4450]

Welcome to genetics! Everything's a crapshoot and nothing else matters!🤣

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

Don't remind me of Punnett Squares, I've already done my hybrid flower watering shift in ACNH today [shudders]

[@matthewmuir8884]

My first thought when Critic made note of the hair colours was, "A redhead born from a brunette and a sandy-blonde; it happened in my family (I was the redhead)".

[@mouthmw]

@@matthewmuir8884 blonde and brown will have a more chance to create a red haired child.

[@JennieRose8]

HILARIOUS! Please do the sequels. I am amazed at how much this made my day. LOL!

[@AlwaysAskingDobojite]

Fun fact: I’m living in Seattle right now for school. At the Seattle Museum of popular culture, they have a whole permanent exhibit dedicated to horror movies, and one of the items in the exhibit is an original critter puppet. Side note: I unironically want a Lil Shit plush. I want it so bad.

[@pyronuke4768]

Ah, the eighties; That magical period so repressed everyone's convinced it was the greatest decade of all time and leave it at that.

[@troywright359]

80's kid: "nah u guys are snowflakes 2day, back then we were real and not proetcetd by censorship, we were free smh kids 2day suk"

[@kontrabanned]

And then the 90s, where a whole generation of privileged kids decided they were the most oppressed people on the planet

[@66LordLoss66]

Meanwhile, kids today are raised to believe it's the worst time in history and is going to get worse. They're going to be some very mentally damaged people.

[@spacedinosaur8733]

@@KairuHakubi “Self-Knowledge is the gateway to freedom.” - The Middleman ~ The Pilot Episode Sanction

[@StewardofAutumn]

It was, change my mind

[@darcanjel7]

The Bounty Hunters are dressed like The Batman Who Laughs.

[@arcanechaos3147]

Damn you're right.

[@WWEFalcon]

1:25 caught me so off guard with the machine gun being shot at her that I literally spit from laughing so hard

[@iwannahavearockstar2994]

11:03 God I love the "The Legend Of Zelda A link To The Past" reference.

[@ryanscottnix]

YES!!! It was awesome!!!

[@jeffreybinkley1355]

Those things are tough, eating that firecracker and just falling over.

[@timspellman47]

The 80s was way more ethical than current times.

[@_woomy_]

9:17 Missed opportunity to use the "You're a ball buster!" Commercial

[@samharpo1421]

8:44 For your information, “Power of the night” is what we call a “Theme Song”.

[@TheAdsthedude]

I’m surprised you didn’t talk about the fact that the actors had to hold the critter dolls while they were attracting them lol 😂 it makes the movie hilarious

[@sustelsuk]

Weird I thought he’s gonna do something Scooby-Doo related but oh well

[@dakotadoyle7573]

*Critic gets turned into a puppet* Critic: I THOUGHT I ESCAPED THE PLOT HOLE

[@Supervillain725]

He saves his sister, and by the way she's laying, cops a feel (oops, wrong movie).

[@dreamlandnightmare]

To what is this a reference?

[@Escarabejo_Azul_92936]

@@dreamlandnightmare Sounds like porn.

[@Supervillain725]

@@dreamlandnightmare go to P-rnhub and type "sister." (I think you can figure out the missing letter).

[@JollyRancherGeno]

"Aww... Where you being sent to Abu Dhabi again?" is an underrated joke and deserves more credit.

[@lobo4462]

5:45 That’s actually a pretty good color scheme

[@Karuminu2]

I remember my older sisters watching this with their friends when I was 7 and laughing, "They're so cute but they're so evil!" When the word FUCK popped up in the subtitles, I was told to leave the room. Ow, my little baby ears. 🙄

[@ryanriley8182]

That alternate reality joke was brilliant!

[@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser]

Its the power of the night! *Literally everywhere in this movie*

[@christianruffin1342]

18:16 That is one of the most awesome raw explosions I’ve ever seen in a movie! Dynamite at a gas station couldn’t compare to this!

[@RedDragonM1]

This movie was just an answer to "Gremlins" and how famous it was. And it more seems like it was describing "Munchies" in the opening, than this. "Critters" was a lot more mean-spirited.

[@mr.alucardrules4956]

10:07 now that i moved to the country this is practically every other week