CrossFire Parkour Chinese Gamer Rage Compilation 2

CF @cfseven77 on tiktok
Game: CrossFire
videogame rage, normal chinese stream, chinese guy plays a game, compilation, parkour
#funny #china #tiktok #games #rage #memes #chinese

[@Tudor4Fun]

4:52 bro coughed so hard he barfed a metal bowl

[@trentcard]

lmao

[@icommitwarcrime2239]

That one emo with those metal piercing on their mouth :

[@Jonskipvp]

LMAO 😭😭😭

[@TH3UZ1M4ST3R]

Estuve repitiendo esos 10 segundos por 5 minutos y no dejo de reír xDxDxD

[@lifelessjack]

LMFAO

[@purplequeer]

Imagine the stress dreams this guy has about this game

[@Senor_Penor]

Oh my fucking god i could not begin to imagine

[@YaniBro]

A regular human’s mind wouldnt even be able to comprehend it

[@ayusoraua570]

If a monster hunter games making me stress dreams then i don't wanna imagined what this game would bring

[@spetsnaz4537]

4d hell

[@m1l22]

Bold of you to assume he sleeps

[@WooberJig]

2:24 He is getting his tires replaced

[@plappington]

😭

[@Javi_LC]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@polixthepole]

Bros at the pit stop 😭

[@aturkeymain]

​@@polixthepole needs new tires for the final lap

[@giantidiot31]

Really upset with how hard this made me laugh. The Mario and Luigi pit stop

[@ais-bb5vu]

5:27 me playing a game and looking outside the window to see a nuclear blast approaching my home

[@forregom]

"Nothing ever happens" mfers when they hear the sirens blaring:

[@Concon12316]

"leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds"

[@user-xw2ji3sq3c]

Fallout 😱👉💣🔥🔥☢️💀💀💀

[@RandommBoyo]

The most "normal" one and yet this got me the most lmfao

[@jimcobbler3954]

“Guess that’s it then”

[@dixierekt8096]

2:04 Karate instructor when the kid misses a lesson payment

[@Kaplee-vj5cs]

HAHHA good onee

[@joshispro345]

HAIYYAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dixierekt8096]

@@joshispro345 *beats the living out of 8yo Timmy*

[@littwickk]

Dude you actually had me struggling to breathe with this

[@T3NF0LD_._T3K]

*HAAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH* _konami code irl_

[@roblosgaming5873]

4:45 crucification of Donald Duck

[@heartrockingcity]

This comment singlehandedly commanded God to command "Let there be light"

[@AbcAbc-oy2le]

i died LAUGHING LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@YiouTeng]

The way he pressed the keyboard looks like he was fingering😛 the gap between the keys.

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

greatest comment

[@novakowskyy]

5:25 bro starts fooling around but regrets it

[@sometijng]

Bro created an earthquake out of pure anger

[@novakowskyy]

@@sometijng true

[@GhaftanDanova]

​@@novakowskyyholy moly is that *a papers please fan*

[@novakowskyy]

@@GhaftanDanova yes, i truly like to let jorgi pass with an fake passport

[@GhaftanDanova]

@@novakowskyy I arrest jorji

[@Moiz_z]

Least angry Shein worker

[@JackThunder67]

that might be the website programmer

[@TomAnomalo]

​@@JackThunder67muito engraçado gringo

[@notjudi140]

?

[@jerome1695]

Just racism​@@notjudi140

[@charles2252]

​@@TomAnomalomuito engraçado, brasileiro

[@madously7845]

0:50 bro raged so hard he ate half his keyboard

[@saaaaaaaaaaaaaaw]

LMFAOO

[@gamingboi-u3i]

Mmmmmmmmm keyboard keys🤤🤤🤤

[@inkybz]

bro is the biggest nerd has no idea about strafing, thinks crouch spamming in the air is doing some shit 💀 like watching ur lil bro pretend to be a speedrunner 😆 I been gstrafing in cs 1.6 since like 14 this dude is playing a Chinese bootleg of the game I grew up on

[@dukeoftoast2420]

@@inkybzguh??

[@mohammadkayed7780]

@@inkybz it does seem to do something, the chinese bootleg isn't a carbon copy, that's why it's called a bootleg

[@CleanSockQ]

2:58 Caseoh walking

[@TheRealFriedrichderGroß]

I CHOKED

[@DigoTP_]

​@@TheRealFriedrichderGroßOn caseoh?

[@TheRealFriedrichderGroß]

@@DigoTP_ Yes, he is impossible to eat

[@DigoTP_]

@@TheRealFriedrichderGroß you are so innocent

[@TheRealFriedrichderGroß]

@@DigoTP_ Who said I wasn't 😏

[@zao7035]

The game came out in 2007, and the infrastructure had basically zero upgrade over the year. Even to this day the game's server run at a very low tick rate, something like 10 ticks per second, so the game's hit reg and movement can be very inconsistent depending on one's internet. So a lot of the fails are probably not even his fault, just the game fucking him over. Also bro is actually pretty good at this.

[@yungwildnfree]

Sad reality is no one in the world actually gives a shit about the game anymore so this makes it even more tragic

[@GloomGenetics]

game is running on a very old version of Lithtech Jupiter EX, wich is comparable to GoldSrc engine, basically CS 1.6 Engine with different movement Quirks, what really Fucks you up in CF is mostly just the crappy servers, everything else is just basically cs 1.6.

[@bienstar98]

This shit is literally as popular in china as CS is in the west

[@ZcorpLabs]

what even is the game

[@bienstar98]

@@ZcorpLabs Crossfire its a very popular Chinese localized version of CS 1.6

[@howdxd]

If he finish this game, keyboard companies goin bankrupt 💀

[@thefallen2220]

But if it doesnt it will run out of stock

[@pulseter]

Wdym bankrupt? They're making bank everytime this dude destroys a keyboard

[@xAdrianHGx]

@@pulseter ya didnt get the joke... if he finishes game, no more broken keyboards. if no more broken keyboards, he wont have to buy another. if he wont buy another, no money for keyboard companies

[@backbutton7888]

Sales from this guy📈📈📈

[@CarThanos]

haven't played CF in years but im pretty sure that's just a custom map

[@pridvv]

4:35 noway it is Donald duck

[@exelendproofyt]

You're God damn right.

[@petergriffin1331]

So donald was a chinese gamer who can mimick golden freddy

[@opalyasu7159]

only to immediately die of coughing. reminds me of that donald duck short where he took a coughdrop that made him sound like a normal dude

[@forg3223]

Donald duck gaming

[@ElDiabloMacabro]

Y3

[@FBI_Senpai-N0t-Here]

5:33 He started bombing his keyboard

[@gamingboi-u3i]

Lol

[@kapi_yakumo]

Hi koishi

[@FBI_Senpai-N0t-Here]

@@kapi_yakumo Hello

[@catmaksimus]

​@@kapi_yakumowho are you talking to? Are you hallucinating ghosts?

[@kapi_yakumo]

@@catmaksimus 💀

[@Jm-ki4su]

2:08 "A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND WINDOWS HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER"

[@chaos-slug]

didnt prevent much but they're doing their best

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Lil bro’s never seen a classic blue screen before.

[@cosmicdragon2996]

its not an actual bluescreen, its used to HIDE THE ANGER HE HAS

[@icespike_anims6410]

"HIIIYAAAAHHHH" *proceeds to break pc*

[@NotBarry1803]

HAAAAEEEAAEAAIIIYAAAHHH!!

[@lightunderluna]

2:08 mysterious sounds coming from earth

[@NTSA-ox6fg]

6.7 earthquake be like:

[@shiningjoot6369]

2:28 Bro swears he a power drill 😭

[@dv8044]

He also thinks he's a pig and a jackhammer.

[@Brud-s6g]

2:53 Caseoh cock

[@spaghettimkay5795]

I love to imagine this guy occupying apartment 482 on the 70th floor of a gigantic complex building. His neighbours listen to this all day, which makes their CrossFire sessions very stressful.

[@PhrozenFox]

ROACH DAWG JR

[@webpombo7765]

Stanley

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Oh God a whole apartment complex playing this game on the daily would lower the rent prices to the dirt lol

[@TalkyMikey]

Working 6 days a week for 12 hours would make anyone as insane as this guy

[@chiyo1014]

5:32 Man, he really became an explosion 😂

[@dr.kleiner6292]

💀💀💀

[@dogborf7909]

Audio recording from Hiroshima, 1945

[@IsmailGamingYt69420]

Bro didn't become an explosion, the explosion became him.

[@ghostface-fs2wd]

Recording from Krakatoa Volcano, (which made the loudest sound ever).

[@ambi_cc8464]

0:42 bro thinks he’s an owl

[@Buh134]

I’m convinced this guy ain’t even a human anymore💀

[@michaelbieber3903]

He transformed into a duck at 4:37

[@Nau9292]

1:57 snakes when you touch then without consent

[@Andrew.s101]

1:58 you mean

[@invschematics]

what are you doing with snakes?

[@ShuyaTheDark]

When our parents used to tell us videogames can damage your brain... maybe they were onto something.

[@Ella_iceicle]

I also agree

[@blackstar044]

😂

[@mikikulesza]

pretty sure he was born this way

[@pidza_hub7532]

There's definitely been stuff before video games that jumpstarted these guys' obsessive predispositions, but games like this certainly don't help to curb any of it

[@GuyingGuyers24]

Or certain games...

[@S_M8H]

2:04 bros so asian he actually said HAIIYAA when he fell

[@Mayor_Axylotinsium]

Soo he straight up rages uncle roger language

[@Buttersiscool]

HAIIYAAA 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@Sonque123]

He gave the computer way more then karate

[@Henry0644]

That's racist.

[@S_M8H]

@@Henry0644 Xd

[@rigel8755]

2:58 sick beat

[@mkinitcpio]

5:32 he called an airstrike on his room

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

4:49 bro just casually dying in the middle of the game 💀

[@lifelessjack]

bro puked out a metal pipe tho 😭

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

​@@lifelessjack😂

[@ms-06zakuii94]

@@lifelessjacklittle John curses

[@Sonque123]

My man probably smoke's more blunts then the blunt force trauma he gives to his computer

[@ghostface-fs2wd]

and then continues to play normally like nothing has happened.

[@donna509]

3:10 spacebar hanging on for dear life

[@Tv-Neron]

2:53 the bro has pig 💀

[@coltforceplayer]

He has a bad piggie

[@Luke_Skywalker1836]

@@coltforceplayer😂

[@gamechanger8908]

Surprised Buttsecks.

[@CobbleBompster]

“The” bro?

[@spamton_main]

​@@CobbleBompsterthe one and only

[@minhnhat-yb4sy]

0:51 if you hearing closer you can understand that he is eating his keyboard.

[@HighStar9821]

5:30 real life super saiyan

[@ShmarveyXD]

Bro spending some quality 2h government-sanctioned online time

[@Great-Griff]

LMFAOOO

[@jekppl89-s5k]

the supreme leader has been generous

[@waltuh-ic1ut]

4:31 bro really said W̷̢̢͖̼̯̫̾̍̀́̍̑̋̂̎́̾́͠A̶̡̹̘̓̎͆̃̓̓̎̈́̀̊̍͑̀͘Ą̶̲͚̱̯͈͌̀A̶̘͔͍̫̤͖̓́A̵͇̲̥̭͋͋̈́̓̍̿͛̒̃̌́̕͜͠À̸̱͍̩̳̠̃͒̍̓💀💀

[@peacefullolvitp7893]

What's that translation???? "Not sure what to do, I love you"????

[@EJP_maps-ESD1]

NOT THE TRANSLATION☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀

[@Tryagaincry]

I love you too, man

[@ByeByeCoolness]

Love you too

[@krunken_isok]

what sort of eldritch language did you steal this from to get that translation

[@KouzelniK333]

2:31 bro using hydraulics or some thing like that😭

[@Dark_Plastictron]

Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝!!!!!

[@noahlovotti7722]

✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

[@ByeByeCoolness]

2:04

[@TheFatItalian]

4:55 bro just coughs up a pan 💀

[@demoman_the_n]

*Loses in a game* *PROCEEDS TO EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING KEYBOARD*

[@patricktingley3333]

Carpel tunnel has entered the chat:

[@isaaccooper862]

Playing Valorant at a bad angle kills my wrist for a long time, I can't imagine doing something like this for hours 😅😅😅

[@Pyriz]

​@@isaaccooper862theres like 0 risk of carpal tunnel if you just use the arm instead of the wrist which hes doing

[@Trepans.]

4:19 school fire alarm 😭😭😭😭🚨🚨🚨

[@ReddishBead]

dude is propelling himself😭🙏🙏☢☢☢

[@trentcard]

LMAOOOO 😂😂😭😭😭

[@krowbutt]

quietest dad snore

[@THE_END.ヽ]

You have no idea but your comment got me laughing for like 5 minutes straight. I'm dying. 😭😭😭

[@ghostface-fs2wd]

and then donald duck dying and puking a metal bowl at the table

[@joelpolnareff399]

5:33 The beginning of any warnoise song.

[@cvspvr]

they sound like their dna is mutating in real time

[@maplejullian7790]

0:11 camera go crazy at 2x

[@qple]

sr pelo ahh

[@MingyanLee]

I have tried it

[@SillyCat009]

Ishowspeed moment

[@Bobby-xwera23q]

Death grips music videos be like

[@partkillergamingops]

Bro becamed a missile seeking from gta 5 2:53

[@Hasio-Maszkietnik]

😂💀💀💀

[@Javi_LC]

😭

[@YurinovichDornburg]

M242 Bushmaster 2:57

[@BouncyStickman]

LMAO Best comment in here by a long shot!

[@WoolMocha199]

The fly in my room when I'm trying to take a nap 4:18

[@ternarycode]

1:10 i have a slight feeling he's telling us something in morse code

[@MetallMachine87]

Help me, Im in danger with this game. I cant get out

[@MetallMachine87]

That's a message

[@r0ady155]

Why does he sound like a factory when he’s jumping 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@petergriffin1331]

Also donald duck too

[@trentcard]

he is one

[@trentcard]

he is a MACHINE 🔥🔥🔥

[@toucan6109]

Oh no, chinese factories

[@chisathot750]

its like boxers when they throw punches lool

[@Hammashai]

0:51 how many keyboards has this man broke

[@JohnnyCaje]

9001

[@maxytheenigma813]

Not enough. There is never enough. Keyboard is temporary, parkour is infinite.

[@ghostface-fs2wd]

64142

[@AyoimSCPSL]

1:00 He finished thw life of keyboard

[@Logrythmic.C47]

Now guys, from last clip we learn that getting cocky will always backfire.

[@GLITCHEDGAMER01]

This nga creating level 5 earthquakes

[@Lucius-6]

4:45 bro leave donald duck alone man😭

[@V.S4595]

0:28 wtf was that

[@bambooinmonkek6977]

wukong

[@DocDog]

crash bandicoot

[@petergriffin1331]

Sr.pelo

[@kiyopawn]

a warcry

[@Lego-h2p]

Dr zomboss

[@battlnerd2128]

and this is why the chinese get only 1 hour of gaming a day

[@Epicboy099]

All rage soundalikes: 0:45 mr krabs 2:05 motorcycle 4:22 - 4:47 angry cat 5:37 NUCLEAR BOMB

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

4:20 Bro has an incredulous IBS bowel movement

[@SpecsWitched]

Brother must cultivate for yet another 100 years if he wishes to win this parkour.

[@Jose---]

2:05 - 2:20 sounds like someone recorded a 50 cal shooting with a shitty mic and then bass boosted it into oblivion. This also applies to everytime he jumps, it like someone shooting with a barret.

[@Solistheoriginalnameofthesun]

Bros mic really said:"50 cal rapid firing"

[@cogbait]

Bro just randomly started dying mid parkour 😂

[@MarshallWolfMiller]

When you go to start up your lawnmower and find out a stray cat's been sleepin underneath it 4:30

[@destroyerofgalaxys]

LMFAO MY MUSCLES HURT FROM LAUGHING 😭

[@goober-g8z]

2:43 fire alarm

[@alanmonteros6432]

The title made me think this was a compilation of chinese players raging, I didn't expect that every single clip to be the same guy lmao

[@Kebbo1992]

watching this video at 5am is a surreal experience

[@JDRudolph-jq8he]

I'm watching at 4:40😂

[@texasred8424]

2:58 this guy's entire fucking house is shaking from how hard he's hitting the spacebar

[@johncedricnalagon9733]

Oh my god son real life golden freddy

[@chainsorawit]

And real life the hulk😊

[@pietromaia720]

​@@chainsorawit chinese chainsawman too 💀💀💀

[@kung_puey]

average man suffering from poverty would die seeing this, not even a victorian era exclusive thing anymore

[@dragoni_penguin]

0:45 that keyboard mustve been made in china

[@AgimHasani-y1x]

4:44 1. *唐老鴨的聲音* 2. *唐老鴨再次發聲* 3. *呼吸* 4. *咳嗽* 5. *再次咳嗽* 6. *響亮的金屬聲* 1. *唐老鸭尖叫* 2. *唐老鸭再次尖叫* 3. *呼吸* 4. *剧烈咳嗽* 5. *咳嗽更加剧烈* 6. *响亮的金属声*

[@fledythemf]

笑死了💀

[@filekop]

Nothing more Chinese than bro playing a Counter-Strike bootleg and screaming HAYIAAAA ! !

[@numidium3]

The deep fried mics make this so much better.

[@barahng]

Bro literally said "Hiiiyaaah!" when he got mad 😂

[@rus-the-editor]

5:32 mf raged so hard he accidentally set off his thermonuclear weapon😭😭😭😭

[@mentaloutonline9876]

5:33 rage became so hard that he scream like a tank firing

[@akronomes]

M2 Browning

[@aurelien_le_oreo]

5:29 Karma

[@neptune3265]

Bro did nothing wrong 😭😭😭

[@aurelien_le_oreo]

@@neptune3265 Literally tried pa 360

[@Cliphay_is_here]

Hmm Hiroshima 1945 recording sound

[@kamilmcki8631]

5:33 "FEEL MY WRATH" ahh moment

[@Kakurah_]

1:30 bro is hitting his spacebar so hard his downstairs neighbor thinks he's having a rave party

[@Frytka78-g5w]

2:58 it sounds like a titan from aot walking nearby my ear

[@skataman56]

Dude fr man

[@Candyna_0]

4:33 🐯🐅

[@DylanSwag42]

2:58 Bro started hitting an iron golem

[@Soldier96-tf2hm]

2:58 bro started playing sicko mode

[@NickenChugget]

My childhood lmao. while people grow up on cod lobby, we asian kid grow up in crossfire lobbies lmao

[@dieselengineman]

so this is why they're only allowed 2 hours a week

[@YuyaG3R]

Every click or sound that he makes, Either it is a PPSH, AA Heavy Rifle gun, Laser beam, or a screech from L4D2

[@isaacsimons9918]

Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝ 2:03

[@IforgorFTS]

*Started smashing*

[@eriveltonmachado9254]

(Insert earthquake here)

[@roadabroad]

Translate 💀

[@IforgorFTS]

@@roadabroad look like analog horror.

[@Someidiot459]

(Insert BSOD here)

[@zoksudu2594]

2:04 Bro was moving tectonic plates 💀

[@_lyn8_]

I bet this guy can be a sound effect maker without needing any tool just his voice

[@imstupdoed]

5:30 bro summoned 20 nuclear blasts

[@approachingstorm1]

5:31 bro got nuked💀

[@GLITCHEDGAMER01]

The fact you can see the character move means he's hitting the keyboard at an inhuman rate

[@Unindio786]

2:08 Even The PC Got Terrified Of Bro 💀

[@simplypk.]

2:03 jackie chan when you mildly hurt him

[@LL00113]

2:07 how do you hit your keyboard so hard your screen goes blue?

[@rem8402]

the sheer thermal rage from that mans forehead overheated his computer

[@SonicMaster519]

It was edited in as a joke.

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Incase you are wondering the text on the bottom said "once fell signing up for sweatshop"

[@zanithony1276]

CFSeven once said: 🐒🐒🙊🙈🙉🙈🙈🐵🙉🐵😦..........H̶A̴͓̕Y̴̢͙̪̅̓A̴̛̛̜͚̔̒̈́̀͋̀̉͒͂̃̆͘͝H̴̢̢̜̺͓̱̗͓̩̤̺͙̜͚̮͎̼̫̘̠̞̩̭̬̲͕̘͉̱̮̳̲̖̼͎̙̙̗̹͙̖̲͗̎́͆̀̌̀̈́͆̆͂͋͗̓̾̎͂̒́̕͜͜͝ͅͅH̶̢̧̛̯͎͎̺̀͛̀̏͑̓͘͜͠--= y̶̧̡̧̖̟̼̩̣͈̺̜͖͙̠̺͕̬̙͍̖̣̣̻͔̤͖̪̜̼̙̜͓͎̔̄͐͋̒̊̌͊̾̎͗͆̂͌̈́̒͆̐̒̄̕͝h̸̡̡̧̡̨̛̥̝̤̜̹̙̭̟̰̠̱̭͚͈̖̭̬͈̭͍͇̮͍̬̟̲͕̄̒̌̄̌̈́͗̒̐̃̐͌̾́̎̔̆͐̃͐́͊͑̍̊̾̄̈̒̀̉́͗̀̚͘͘͜͠͠͠͝í̸̻̜͙̰͉̤̻̻̹̤͈̥͕̥̪͜0̷̛̪̖̮͕̤͚̖̺̱͇̫͓̬͈̊̓̒̈́̾̐́̍͆̀͂̃̊̍͆̐̔̎̂͘̕͜͝͠4̵̡̻̝̝̭̜̰͎̠͉͈͎͎͍̦͓̤͈̘͍̣͕͖̱̞̥̫͚̻̳͍͈̺̅̔̌̽̔́͊̈́͛͗̏̂͂̌̓́̈́̓͆͊̈͜͜͠͠͝͝͝ǰ̶̧̝̼̹̼͇̰̰̹̰͚͛͐̈́̔̈́̽̄̍̀̓̒͗̒̌̑͋̈̄̈́̾́͊͆̉͑̈́̅̋̍̀̋͛̏͋̔̒͗̚̕͘̚͠͠͝ͅ2̴̧̡̢̡̢͎̙̥͈̘̯̥̮̗̝̟̙͇̰̺̖̠̳̤͔̙̠̜͉̜̺͙̺͇̯͚͎̲̜̹͙̬̀̌̈̊̀̈́̒͋̒͜͜͜͠ͅ3̵̧̥̹͙̬̗̤̥̱̟̟͇̰̰͓̳̯̼͎̙̗͈̤͐͗͆͂̑̂̽̆̏͋͌͘͜͝ͅͅ0̴̢̡̢̨̧̛̛̛̛̞͉̲̭̼͉͉̤͚̗̰̗̮͖̝͓̿́̋̓͐̄̅̇̔̈́̓̍̿̆̈́́̽̀̈̆̇̊͂̑̉̅͌͋̿̃̐̂͛̓̈̐̇͋̓͝͝͝ͅį̸̛̖̞͈̫͎͔͙̠̜̞̙̠͙̫͓̩̞͖̝͕̞̰̓̉͂̕̕͠ḩ̸̡̡̻͖̰͈͔͔͖̼̫̫̜̳͔̠̹̻͚̦̹͕͖̰̗̳͉͔̥͍̊̏͋ͅm̸̡̜̼̳̦͖̫̬̮̜̹̱̞̹͓͍͕̮̭̹̝̖̪̘͇̼̊̍̈͗̑͌̏͆͛̔̎̆̄̇͋̃̏̀̉̎͗̈́́̈́͐̉̚͝4̴̧̨̛̛̺̬̹͉̗̱̹̪̝͎͖̯̳͍͚̭̜̞̞̠͍̘̜̺̻̦̻̞̳̃̓̽̎̍͑̉͗̈́͊͗̃̓̀́̔͋͋̒̍̃̋̉̋̽̾̏͑̇̇͑̕̕͘̚͠͝ͅ-̴̨̡̛̛̻̤̺̗̮̭̮͈͇͙̳̘̰̍̓̆̀͗̀̈́̒͊̎̍̍̎̀͊͌̈́͊̉͂̅͌͆̉͌͑̎̃̂̏̆̈́͑̈́́̄́̕̚̕͠͝͝9̵̨̢̡̧̧̡̛̠̖͎̦͖̭̙̠̗̰̞̲̣͓̫̺͓͇͉̱̟̳̬̰̘̖̟̫̲̪͚͈͍̗̟͉͆̈̂̅̾̽̿̌̓̇͊̈̆̌͆̐̍̑͊͐̄̓̑̌͛̽͆͗͊̈́̏̒͒̚̕̚ͅ3̶̛̛͓̩̐̍́͒̓̑̓͊̎́͑̑͛͆͒̔̊̄͂̓̅̓̔̾͂̀͘̕͠2̷̨̡̛̦̮̣̰̘̘̩̜̞̠̲̥̗̯͎̹͉̱̟̮̎̿͊͛̈́̏̓̅̃͒̾͒̇̉̓͌̀̔͐̅̆̓̎͋̋̇̆̈́̕̚̚̚͜͝͝͝m̸̨̧̧̧̡̧̞͔̯̩͙̝̻̥̖̯̹̙̘͓̳̖̥̮̻̣̠̆͑͒̽͋͋͊͛̈́̓̅̋͛̂́̎͋̓̅̂̉̄̆͘͘͘̕ͅͅh̷̡̛͙̖̤̞̖̝̠͖͇̹̀̑͆̀͊̈́̀̿̈́͂͛̂̄͒̃́͗͂̎̓́̏͂͑̍̑͂̇̊̿͗̎̈́̐̎̕͘̚͝͠͠0̵̡̢̧̯̱͚̗̖̪͕̩͚̫͎̼̗̺̗̪͕̮̤̗̬̗̞͕̲̭̻̝̬͍͔̞̗̠͔̦̯̮̗̬̮͉̪̈̋͗̽̆̅̃͊̓̅͐̂̋̆̾̄̑͂̎̔̅́͐̆̉̀͋͠4̵̧̡͉̲̬̙̻̼͍̯̤͎̟͇̻̦̠̭̘͖̺͍̬̼͍͈̲͚̲͎͐̉̋̈͊͊͒̓̈́͋̐̽̀̈́͊͜3̸̣̲̜̥̠̗̺̰͚̼͍̰̮͚͖̣̥̲̞͒̀͜͝ͅm̵͓̮͍̥̪͈͔̤̬͓͕͙̳̥̰̥̰͎̤͚̥̳̰̲̻̦͔̈̇̍̒̽́͘̕͜ͅ0̷̢̛̖̗̼̫̖̥̤̯̙̺̥̱͕̜̰̤̠̟̫͖̺̰̬̫̳̺̼͕̰̳̪͓̺̣̗̪̳̘̺͒͒̏͂̑̀̈́͗̾̾͘͝͝ͅy̴̡̧̥̰̮̫̰̪̫̪̦͉̥̺̭͖̞̺͚͇̦̹̜͖͐̈́́̊̌̈́͆̏̽̊͐̇̆́́̅͋̔̇͛͛̊̈͐͌̔͗́̃̆͌̓̀̋͘͘͘̚m̶̡̧̛̛͎̼̥̦͇̭̦̤̮̟̖̩̀̇̒͌̾̑́̋͒̌͗̂͗͊̃́̽̆̇̔̊͑̓̽̐̉̋̎̌͘͘ͅ0̴̢̢̢̹̱͙̟̞͓̘͍̮̜̰̲̳͓͓̦̞̻̲̫̳͔̝̼̲̱̲̟̰̖̮̗͍͔͚͚̞͚̤͕͕̌̈́̃͛̅̍̏̈́̉͒̌̏̆̈̋͋͋͒̉̔̐̽͒̈́̔̄͘̚̚ù̷̢̗̦̩̞̟̩̲̖̅͋͂̃̾̑̅́̏̆́̔̎̍͑̐͊͝ͅí̷̢̢̛̺͕̰̗͈̰͔͖̫̞̖̦̳̦͚̹̠̦̞̳̣͎͔̪̠̀̊̆͋͑͐̆̏̒̀̂͂̈́̔̏̐̏̍̏̈͊͋͂̾̔̌̕̚͜͜͠-̸̨̡̻̯̠̙͈̪̩͖͖̲̰̥̮͇̤͓̭̭̣̥͇͓̥̱̲͉͖͓̳͚̦̖̲̩̟̭͇͉͓̜̗̋̄͑ͅ1̸̨̧̡̧̙̝͔̘͉͈̪̪̝̪̫̠̰̘̮̮̰͎̪̹͓̬͔̺͔͚̜̱̝̯͓̳̺̖͇̜͓͊̀͊̀͆̐͑͆̉̾͋̈́͆̀̋̈́̒͗̾̋̀̈̅͋̾̂͌̀͂̑́̚͘͜͝͝ͅ3̴̨̳̱̹̘̜̬͍̳̝̫͉̗̝̮̦͕͙̼͕̝̺̳͓͈̥̰͆̂̈͋̈́͌̈͌̍̉͗͊̈́̄͌́̑̀̌̑̄̅̌̉̓̐̋̈̒͆̍̂͑̐̅̍͛͑̅̾̚̚̚̚͠͠2̸̧̡̛̤̳̻͍̰̝̜͚̂͒̋́̈́͋̐͂̊̑̆͌̂̈̽͑͌̏͂̔͐̃̏̏̔́̊̕͘̕ͅ4̴̢̢̧̧̢̛̛̛͇̱̤̥̹̭͓̪̖̣̘͉̙̥͕͙̣̗͇̫̗͉̗̠͍͉͚̰͙͙̪̼̹̟̣̐̆̍̂͑́̎͂̾̿̽͐͛́̈́͗̒͊̈́̎̊̓̔̍̈́̉̕͜͝͝ͅͅͅ9̸̡̢̧͚͚̻̦̬̳̬̻̗͖͈̝̮͖͎̯̳̦̱͚̳̖̠̞̞̓̑̊̑̈́̌̈́̾̽̿͛̈̃̔̀̈͐̆̅̽̈́̉̄̄̀͊̄̈̎͑̍̾̏̑̎̆̔̀͐͌̑̑̕̚͜͠͝͝ͅͅ0̶̛̛͙̱̹̝͕̣̗̹̻͇̱͆̂̂͋͝ų̸̛̛̜̺̲͎͕́̓̿̽͆̊̉͛͂͑͑̈́̀͐̓̽͌͝ḩ̶̖͓̻͇̝̜̝̻̭̙͍̬͇̠̙̻̉͒̿͌͑̀̿͊͆̆̏͊̑̋̃̉̽̋̐̕͜͝ņ̸̛̛͚͓͕̦̦̮̺̜̤͈̙̥̝̱̟̬͛̉̀̀̓̅̿̈́͒̎͒̿͗̄̏̈́͛̀̋̇̈́́͋̅̀̓̈́͘͝͝ͅ4̴̡̢̨̛̛̯̺͓̻̫̯̪̤̮͓̹̠̝̳̟̮͉̳͇͇͓̼̻͚̫̳͓͕̣̠͚̻̮̥͈͇̞̟͚̞̹͈̦̱̽̾̌̿́̆̌͋͒̍̌̽͆͊̑͒͒͒̇̓̍͊̾̈̊̔͛͗́͒̂̅͆̐̀̊́͘͘͜͠͝ͅ3̶̦̰̼̞͎͈͔̞̭̠̜̃̏̓̿̍̌͌̓̎̌́̈̍͛̈́̑̀̿̌̽̕̕͘͠͠9̷̨̡̛̞͇̳͉̙͔̖̤̯͈̹͓̜͍͓̼͚̬̤̑̌̔̕͜ͅų̶̡̢̢̛̱̬͔̭͓͙̮̟͓̲̙̥͚̩̺͈͚͔̯̻̲̜̗͕̺̬̝̟̩͓̥̙͖̦̲̮͇͎̥̹̺̟̩̤̍̃͌͜ͅ1̴̧̢͇̮̜̮̟̭̹̰̼̙̺̬̓̄͌͛̂̈̀̈̇͛̈́̑͐̇͗͐̒̌̍͑͗͐̔͗̊̀̚͘͘͝͝͝2̸̡̳̪͈̩͔͔̤̤͈̼̺̫̠̙̱̘̹̭̫͕̼͈̤̥͈̤̲̘̹̤͓̭̾̍̾͋́͒̆̓̂͊͋̈͌̑̐̓̉͗̇́̆̽̋͊̄̀͌̀̓̓̀̆̐͋́͌͆͛̅̈́̂̉̄̚̕͠͝ņ̴̡̢̨̢̛̛͔̙͇̙͙̪̠̳̲͇͈̠͖̳͎͍̲̤̻̥̳̥̮͍̥̭̂̀̿̂̈́͐̿͊̏͑͐͋̽̍̃̆̌̆̓̍̃͘̕̕͠͠͝͝͝͝

[@ValesYq]

Yoo

[@unoriginalperson72]

Least cracked out cracked chinese gamer

[@adurrezzak]

5:27 HUBRIS OFTEN ENDS IN DISASTER

[@moondaft4358]

This has more bass than a skrillex album

[@goober-g8z]

1:12 pvc pipe

[@fatlenny9361]

LMAOAOAOAABAHAHAHA

[@fatlenny9361]

Bonk bonk bonk bonk

[@T110-E5]

💀

[@joe-o3k]

2:51 sick bass drop

[@YourPalKindred]

he slams the might of zeus into that spacebar every time he jumps

[@nickfrechette19]

4:15 I felt that