500 CIGARETTES

[@whoisgtsdk]

Healthiest 1920s breakfast

[@wick7201]

@@Shoegaze-Were they really though? They were riddled with lead and carcinogens and lacked nutritional awareness and access to doctors nearly universally. We may eat a cocktail of harmful chemicals and have increased in obesity but the average life-span increase is more than enough justification.

[@Shoegaze-]

@@wick7201 not everyone in the 1920s was riddled with lead and carcinogens that’s an insane assumption. There are so many toxins present in people today that weren’t present back then and people were so much more physically fit it is insane. People eat literal poison nowadays and don’t even know your mind is going to explode when I tell you about the presence of heavy metals like lead in fast food lmao. Sure hospital care was worse and many didn’t have access to it but they had way lower rates of depression and mental illness for a reason(which is heavily linked with diet and gut health). I don’t know how people always say people are super healthy now and then go eat McDonald’s and live in a country with a 40% obesity rate. Also the length of your life isn’t directly correlative to your health it’s mainly medical care.

[@marynoble9464]

​@@Shoegaze- Uhh. No they didn't. I come from sharecroppers. Their "nutritional awareness' was just trying not to starve to death or get diarrhea from dirty water

[@candle_eatist]

​@@Shoegaze- Better diet does NOT mean nutritional awareness. You don't have to know about all the vitamins to eat something that resembles a healthy diet. Health isn't just about diet anyway.

[@Shoegaze-]

@@candle_eatist humans naturally try to eat things that give them all the nutrition they need there has been studies on this. 40% obesity rate compared to a majority fit population but I guess keep listening to people telling you we are healthier now. Maybe don’t question things and keep eating fast food that has all the carcinogens listed above lmao.

[@tristandaries1129]

I love the implication that they each smoked 250 cigarettes in complete silence while standing perfectly still, say one line, and then order another 500

[@Ferny1415]

i honestly thought they were doing it in real time. That for each "good" feeling they get from it, they get another 500 cigarettes. Like the more they experience, the more they want, just from that first cigarette.

[@yamicats]

500 cigarettes

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Fun fact. It was actually 263 cigarettes.

[@SapphireSouls]

@@Whatever-gx3un Silence bot

[@gallodeplata]

And they keep the same pace

[@thebrapman]

Even though I know its just a recycled clip the way the alien in blue behaves I can perfectly believe that he would say "500 cigarettes" in the exact same tone and cadence every single time.

[@СемёнМуратов-о4б]

I figured the loop out only on third time🤣

[@shrubninja6444]

He's my favorite character in the show. The actor is an absolute legend for being able to say the things he does with such a straight face.

[@SavageEntertainmentYEAH]

Shit got me for a sec cuz I’ve never seen this show and this would’ve been a hilarious bit if it actually went this way lol

[@Destraight]

Shite voice recognition

[@thedmedina]

His name's bortis I think, ot bortus or sumn

[@MattMovies599]

I think my favorite part about this is how they instantly hold the cigarettes correctly

[@PentaromaLMA0]

every lifeform knows how to handle the cigarette, it is encoded into even the smallest microbe

[@TheGraySeed]

I don't think there is a wrong way to hold a cigarette that doesn't involve holding the lit side. So as long as a creature know "fire=burns you", they will hold the cig correctly.

[@jakubmroz4761]

​@@TheGraySeedThe guy ment the fact that they hold the cigs by the orange part and lit the white part.

[@enn1924]

​@@TheGraySeed I was laughed at by holding a cigarette like a joint lol but to be fair I did weed before cigarettes so I was used to holding it that way

[@trianglemoebius]

@@jakubmroz4761 It's pretty easy to tell you're supposed to hold the filter just by how the two parts feel.

[@azlanmalik247]

3,000 cigarettes smoked, 1 eaten

[@TheMisterNobody.]

0 buried, 49 homies to smoke with found

[@Wrzaskier]

It sounds like calculating war losses or sth 😂

[@Deagantio]

Wikipedia casualty statistics on the least insane Ancient Chinese battle be like

[@thenamesblond2348]

sounds like a typical Friday night to me, right fellas? ha ha just a little Tuesday humor for you

[@ulyssesflag3062]

3002 cigarettes smoked -1 eaten

[@diamond_tango]

Eastern Europeans when they cut back on smoking

[@СемёнМуратов-о4б]

It's our average breakfast

[@m1l22]

French people*

[@AllTheSameSeam]

​@@m1l22 people?

[@JimboJuice]

@@m1l22 people?

[@AllTheSameSeam]

@kestrel7714 point invalid, They endanger their children by taking in illegal immigrants

[@silviubodnar]

average construction worker on his lunch break

[@КириллРужицкий]

Damn, I once worked in the construction, when I did i smoked 80 cigarettes a day. It was very difficult to cut my nicotine consumption

[@oddersisadog]

@@КириллРужицкий That is so expensive, good for you to quit.

[@amazingnoo9935]

@@oddersisadogwhoever said he quit?

[@flodan8879]

@@КириллРужицкий 80 fucking cigarettes? thats like lung cancer speed run any%

[@КириллРужицкий]

@@flodan8879 kinda of but now I quit, I had to recover of around 2 years till my voice became normal again and breathing eased, definitely not the same but almost there. Tobacco isn't that bad but cigarettes manufacturers definitely adding something much more addictive than nicotine to cigs. But it depends of country laws. I'm from Russia and cigarettes here are not worst what I have tried, cigarettes from Kazakhstan are not shy about acetone and other highly toxic components in them. When I smoked one I had an instant dizziness and marshmallow legs feel. And that is why quitting cold turkey from rolling tobacco is 10 times easier than cigs. So I failed my speed run 😭

[@AgressivePigeon]

Not a vape in sight, just aliens enjoying good old cigarettes.

[@JerryDaPlatypus]

Moclans have a pretty weird physiology compared to humans

[@KINGMAGNUM1]

1920's cancer treatment.

[@TedSh]

Makes your cancer stronger 🔥🔥🔥

[@TheBallsMuncher]

giving my lung cancer a treat 🗣 grow stronger buddy 💪💪💪

[@majimbo480]

Actually was thought to be the treatment for TB in the 1800s

[@DribDaerb]

I mean, it works in one way. You wouldn't live long enough for the cancer to be a problem because you died to lung cancer, or flooded lungs, etc.

[@sunlightcrusader]

Fight cancer with cancer... oh cancer isn't a forest fire. My bad 😅

[@munkledinks8732]

"Does this count as a youtube poop?" 100%. This is basically a first generation YTP.

[@JungéShikisanki]

I enjoy these well made poopie youtube style

[@petermurphy9860]

It ain't The Next Generation that's for sure

[@Senor_Penor]

This taking me tf back

[@tacocatvlogs]

Man, where did 2006 go.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

​@@petermurphy9860😂😂😂I got it

[@senseininjapig6754]

me after smoking 2500 cigarettes:"You know what would really hit the spot rn"

[@lolfacedoggo5631]

five h u n d r e d cigarettes

[@renamon303]

5 galons of strong black esspresso

[@Heisenberg40420]

500g fent

[@RealVCT]

10 galons of monster energy

[@xanithrustygaming6911]

I think I’d just settle for some oxygen.

[@jamesgiorgio7132]

"How do I treat depression" Google: You're not alone. Speak with a psychologist today. Bing:

[@anthony-mn2pv]

LOL

[@TheStonewall117]

Underrated af comment Lmfao

[@rottenroads1982]

Another idea to treat depression: Read the Bible.

[@user-ek9xk1fc4i]

@@rottenroads1982 Another idea: Stick some iron in your mouth and pull the trigger.

[@3bydacreekside]

​@@rottenroads1982 Pretty sure it made me sad to read a lot of it 😅

[@babyjesus-u9v]

and 500 more cigarettes

[@thefanfinfulo]

Incredible reference

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

astounding reference

[@YungStinkyWinky]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER, ITS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOREVER AND I FORGOT WHAT IT IS, I JUST HEAR THE CADENCE IN MY HEAD, WHAT IS THIS

[@YungStinkyWinky]

@@ClownFromTheYear9998 bro please tell me what this is, I saw it once and the way it's said has been locked in my brain but I can't remember the exact words

[@eethannnn]

@@YungStinkyWinkyits like a video of some guys in suits ordering burgers at a drive thru at a burger king. the guy driving has a burger king hat and tells the prompter "i would like to order five whoppers, and 5 more whoppers"

[@Mr.Redink]

Kitchen staff during their 5 minute smoke break

[@mewa3263]

As someone who worked in a kitchen, so real

[@Flaky1916]

real

[@V1VISECT6]

Oh fuck yeah man.

[@gunslingergirl2579]

Should be illegal for smokers to work around food if they smoke at work.

[@derrickbartledoo2680]

​@@gunslingergirl2579soap and gloves go a long way.

[@SillyLilDawg]

the children yearn for YTPs

[@I-absolveyouofyoursins]

The ytps yearn for children

[@Silverthesonic]

@@I-absolveyouofyoursinsthe Minecraft KZbinrs yearn for little kids

[@chewbacca3269]

For real. This is a modern youtube poop

[@bluthian]

the tragedy of the internet is the cyclical nature of its expression.

[@Damian_1989]

The toasters yearn for toast

[@AnotherTwo-ev7nn]

Flinstones ads now: Try Fruity Pebbles for that great fruity taste! Flinetsones ads in the 50s:

[@spaghettiboi33]

“Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should”

[@Dom9606]

me when I am faced with any mildly stressful situation

[@chrisrichards2289]

Should probably do something about that.

[@HbCAMM_CT]

​@@chrisrichards2289yeah, like smoking another one 🚬

[@TomJakobW]

@@chrisrichards2289 hm but yes of course: 500 cigarettes! 🧐

[@BotYoutubevertification]

You just summed up every addict

[@adonisparts1343]

when my beer fetcher (7 year old daughter) starts whining about the "trash in the living room" or the "lack of running water"

[@KevinSiebert]

I too will smoke 3000 cigarettes with a friend

[@GeneralLiuofBoston1911]

I am more impressed by their will to continually stand long enough to go through 3,000 cigarettes.

[@Lebowski12]

That’s his husband

[@Ur_Local_Troll]

3 vape virgin vs 3000 chad cigarettes

[@LawnXMowerXGaming]

“Friend”

[@-----Alcatraz------]

A very close friend :)

[@omyyer]

Healthiest man in France

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

_mentlegen_

[@faio1794]

but of course

[@thenormalgamer9037]

You mean teen, right?

[@tangow371]

cinq cents cigarettes

[@Kuboszpl]

*Laughs in spy tf2*

[@Surg-265]

1:14 There's apparently no comment referencing this cut to "Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.", so I put one here.

[@yungpm]

Something about 500 cigarettes materializing out of thin air is hella funny

[@alvaromatteusoliveirarodri2847]

It would save me a lot of money

[@mrmonkke71]

Right like what brand are they

[@an_intruder]

@@mrmonkke71motherfucking newports

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

@@mrmonkke71 I think the replicator doesn't ask the user for details but can accept them if given. So for example, you could probably say instead "500 cigarettes of roasted Virginia tobacco" or something if you wanted. Or some nice brand "500 cigarettes of American Spirit 0.8 mg"

[@mrmonkke71]

@@Dennis-ud2nh something about it even having the ability to make a specific brand like "500 Newports" it's hilarious

[@castingspells_cz]

average 13 yr old in eastern europe:

[@taiyoqun]

That's incredibly racist and xenophobic and you should be ashamed of yourself. You forgot about western Europe. And southern Europe. And Central Europe. Honestly most of it except for the Nordics, they've figured out more efficient ways to die

[@tsgr05u]

true

[@insertuserhere1748]

500 vapes 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Svar3n2527]

13 year olds in na prefer fentanyl

[@Helloeveryone768]

@@insertuserhere1748what you yapping about

[@lemoncurry351]

Aliens discover the joys of Newports

[@AverageMichaelJordans]

"Muddafuckin' newports!"

[@edu7979]

@@AverageMichaelJordansCHESTA STONE

[@theunusualdispenser9474]

AY AND A PACK OF NEWPOORT

[@bluemutt9964]

Squiddy with the Newports? 😯

[@canadian2665]

My dawgs will do anything for a pack of Newport's, and I mean ANYTHING.

[@Evankayden-z7y]

I remember few years back after my wife died, I was left alone with 3 kids. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got addicted to cigarettes. Not until a friend recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment changed my life for better. I can proudly say i'm totally clean for 6 years and still counting. Always look to nature for solution to tough problems, Shrooms are phenomenal.

[@HxuxjXixid]

I love hearing great life changing stories like this. I want to become a mycologist because honestly mushrooms are the best form of medicine (most especially the psychedelic ones) There are so many people today used magic mushrooms to ween off of SSRI medication- its amazing! Years back i wrote an entire essay about psychedelics. they saved you from death buddy, lets be honest here.

[@ErnestoHorner88]

Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them

[@CathieGomez-mp8sk]

YES sure of mycologist Pedroshrooms. I have the same experience with anxiety, addiction. Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

[@canerbakar-jv2si]

Thanks for sharing your story. That's rough I sympathize. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. I will pray for you all.

[@Henry-j1v6f]

Where do I reach this dude? If possible can I find him on Google

[@Hugelag]

I love the implication that they're able to smoke 500 cigarettes in a split second.

[@shreklonpiss5079]

You should’ve met the cigarette goblin

[@nolan6137]

I think they were standing in that spot for a week. :D

[@nashnamkar891]

The way it's edited makes it feel almost like a montage

[@plumdowner1941]

250 each is an easy feat.

[@ethandoessomestuff...8949]

Entire ship bout ta smell like my grandma's house

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

this is incredible, i want more scenes of klingons trying human drugs

[@Striiiider]

these are Moclans from The Orville but i agree on both counts. Worf deserves a joint

[@halfbakedvidja]

@@Striiiider I wanna see Gowron on meth. His eyes would bug out of his skull.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

Does anyone know of any articles about some crackhead commiting a crime with a bat'leth?

[@MaxxyBee]

IM NOT KLINGON IM MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER, MOCLAN

[@shinogaming4978]

​@higgsbonbonTrue. We need an Orville Space game lmao.

[@STAR-15sLovingHusband]

This is definitely a cigarette ad

[@TheDragonSeer]

Right? I want to finally sit down too

[@STAR-15sLovingHusband]

@@TheDragonSeer The feeling of sensation.

[@Theres-No-God-But-Allah]

You'll never be able to stand back​@@TheDragonSeer

[@theoriginalrandomman]

@@STAR-15sLovingHusband I think I'd like to experience perceiving the feeling of sensation

[@ElderTreeStump]

This is the only ad that im falling for

[@Jaimethepanda]

Snoop: “Only two people have ever out smoked me…”

[@mikesdynasty1]

Red dead redemption players when they need to refill their dead eye:

[@TheRealAdachi]

As someone playing rdr2 again this is so fucking true

[@LordVader1094]

I literally just stopped playing RDR2 and see this comment, lmao

[@SirDankleberry]

Nah they'd only take one puff of a cigarette and throw it away.

[@needformead2947]

Cigars only

[@JohnDoe-no9oq]

Item Request: Dutch requests Five-Hundred-Cigarretes.

[@BeavisSaves]

It could use another 500 cigarettes.

[@OPPAIDEMON]

FIRE FIRE

[@VEE-EYE-EM]

I think if you had to explain KZbin Poops to a boomer, this is a good lightweight video to get them to understand

[@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm]

True never considered that

[@no1mayohater]

how exit

[@Sunkenballs12]

My 50 year old dad cant fathom what a meme is, they have to be willing to understand.

[@Thegoatone23]

Imagine showing them this and then immediately showing them rinse cycle 2’s videos

[@cheesebusiness]

now exit

[@expertdesperado6]

*FIVE. HUNDRED. CIGARETTES.*

[@GroverSpellshartVI]

🎶…And I smoked 500 cigarettes and I will smoke 500 more!🎶

[@doorwiththecabletv]

just to be the man who smoked 1000 cigarrettes and died of lung cancer at your door

[@ArcYT]

Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that I hate to make him wait, but I just gotta have another cigarette

[@tk337h]

ahhhh, you beat me to it

[@Voodoo-420]

Use the old term for cigarettes 💀

[@ArcYT]

@@Voodoo-420 It's no surprise your twitter account got suspended

[@DropKickEddy]

0:38 new desktop background

[@hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804]

Gangsta shit

[@Nico_com_c]

Goes hard

[@ruzgar1372]

I love how it's their first time trying a cigarette yet they're smoking like a balding 50 year old man with a midlife crisis.

[@bluemutt9964]

​@@Nico_com_cFeel free to re-post

[@kerbal666]

DONE

[@angrydude89]

The homeless guy when you give him 40$: 0:20

[@diablo_9657]

LOL

[@DavidArnold-rw2lb]

Now you go to hell

[@el_random99]

FR

[@abhishekpanthi6496]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nanomario]

jerma smokes 5000 cigarettes on stream

[@L3giT_Hax]

YES THE FUCKUNG CIGARETTE STREAM IS UPON US

[@HUSSEINHEFNER]

who is jerma?

[@benl.l6091]

YESSSSSSSSS

[@SpiderxPunk]

@@HUSSEINHEFNER A Scrub.

[@PrairrieFella]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO🍼

[@Vienna3080]

“Bro I quit smoking” What I find in bros car and house:

[@ValkynazKivan]

Your profile explains a lot.

[@Robloxianski]

Fr lol​@@ValkynazKivan

[@Angel_Watermelon_Cat]

*_500 cigarettes_*

[@JerryDaPlatypus]

That literally happens later on in the episode lol

[@2ndeaster]

It's funny that they act like cigarettes are a foreign item but the moment they light it up they act like they've been smoking since birth.

[@2ndeaster]

@@minhuang8848 earth

[@TyrellWhitney-h3x]

Nurses to their patients: You should quit smoking. It's very unhealthy Also nurses every 5 minutes:

[@sabschatz]

my mom was a nurse, and I can confirm this, she has like a pack and a half a day, somehow she isn't dead yet

[@Surg-265]

According to my incorrect math, smoking this many (500×6+1) cigs every 5 minutes comes out to (3001×12×18), presuming 18 hours of awake time. That's 648,216 cigarettes. *synthesizer creates six hundred forty eight thousand, two hundred sixteen cigarettes*

[@k3salieri]

Average Zomboid Player with smoker trait.

[@adisappointedfbiagent449]

It becomes more of a positive than a negative if you always got cigarettes

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

​@@adisappointedfbiagent449 i literally can never find enough until I raid a servo

[@minmin_lives]

me when i check whats in my duffle bag

[@casulskrrub6423]

@@adisappointedfbiagent449 turns out there are a lot more zombies carrying cigarettes than there are living people smoking them in the world of Project Zomboid, makes being a smoker pretty easy

[@TheAkrillion]

​@@adisappointedfbiagent449I can't even RUN OUT of cigarettes at this point

[@BryanSteacy]

There's only 463 cigarettes in the big pile. I can't believe I counted.

[@worldf1re41]

I got 454, but I could be wrong The block at the bottom is 10x32 cigarettes in dimension (320) I marked off the ones resting along the top, marking every 10th cig counted, resulting in 13 red marks (130) with a remaining 4 cigarettes leftover (4) totalling 454

[@Hollow_Autumn]

ALRIGHT, which one of you smoked 46 cigarettes before they fully materialized 😤

[@pieofdeath]

​@@Hollow_Autumn i apologise

[@Dilbert1999]

@@worldf1re41 Now that's working smarter, not harder.

[@lunatriesart343]

I counted 473 cigs

[@SofaKing2001]

"I just got my paycheck so I need to make sure I save this money"

[@kevincastillomorales4858]

COMPUTER, 500 CIGARRETES

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"500 cigarettes." "We must have more!" "And 500... _more_ cigarettes."

[@Mahier_theguy]

500 cigarettes

[@chronicthingz]

​@@Mahier_theguywe must have more

[@dumbdragon2129]

It reminds me of the 5 whoppers meme

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@dumbdragon2129 That's what it's referencing

[@Hobobatman1000]

This is honestly edited together so smoothly that I didn't even notice that at 0:20 the person on the right had a lit cigarette in his mouth already despite eating the only cigarette included in the video so far.

[@lasagnaocelot4766]

I mean, your brain fills that in, but of course after you watch the first it doesn’t really make sense. Movies do this, they’ll cut out the act of actually doing something and just skip to the next action.

[@spudz2186]

the way he cuts left guy's hands going up to get another 500 cigs is fucking IMMACULATE, its so fucking seamless and almost seems right for that show

[@shreklonpiss5079]

He spit it back up

[@memeconnoisseur4377]

thank you for showing the cigarette materialization scene every single time

[@fearlesswee5036]

I like to think each time he replicated 500 cigarettes, there's a timeskip and they smoked all 500 of them lol

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

I would puke after 5 in a row I bet.

[@hydroeletric]

if they consumed all 500 cigarettes, I believe that’s about 3,000 cigarettes. Or about 150 packs of cigarettes.

[@arcticowl1091]

that's the joke

[@cillianennis9921]

@@Dennis-ud2nh You clearly aren't as powerful as one of these what do you call thems. Seth Macfarlands Klingong ish reference. What are they called oh right mocklin. They aren't klingong that's what the girl is so they are something?

[@GreedyOrange]

​@@cillianennis9921 i think yours werent made of tobacco

[@SwankemasterSupreme]

0:14 why is nobody talking about this?

[@Beegcat]

These guys in lore can eat anything

[@d_erren]

what is there to talk about

[@markmaxwell5090]

Their species can eat anything

[@monolitwoods]

NPC ah comment

[@hillbillypowpow]

He was curious to taste it

[@redtsun67]

"I'm not addicted bro I can stop any time I want" Also bro the moment he gets his paycheck:

[@hello-rq8kf]

your channel fell off lol

[@redtsun67]

@@hello-rq8kf true

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@redtsun67 used to watch all the time back in 2021 thoughie

[@redtsun67]

@@hello-rq8kf well I hope my vids brought you some joy lol

[@absolutezerochill2700]

​@@hello-rq8kfbut he dont got any content

[@LinkiePup]

“We must have more!” “5- Cigarettes.”

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

stimulate your cancer

[@genericisreal8727]

0:21 the homeless man 2 minutes after I give him a 10 dollar bill:

[@girlyoucantelleverybody4513]

When I was In the Philippines in 2011, cigarettes were 1 Peso each, and $10 US was about 500 Pesos. A homeless man could've bought out the entire stock of the 12-year-old who was selling cigarettes and lighters between the cars in bumper-to-bumper traffic, and send the kid home early.

[@SamArt6607]

That could only buy a single pack😂

[@Mashykmana_ALT]

@@SamArt6607he went to 🇿🇼

[@Covunation]

@@SamArt6607 Master negotiator

[@MountainMemelord]

More like 1:14.

[@arkham9]

0:51 Homeless people when someone gives them 10$

[@genokugel]

In this economy?

[@arkham9]

@@genokugel depends on how much the cigarettes are. Also, kinda.

[@genokugel]

@@arkham9 well I am in Germany and all I can afford with ten bucks is like one pack lmao

[@arkham9]

@@genokugel damn. For me, its pretty much 25 cents (in US dollars). I live in the phillippines. Its usually cheap around here.

[@Inside-w7j]

​@@cinemachronicnobody asked.

[@ultgamercw6759]

When you're playing Buckshot Roulette but you keep getting all the wrong items.

[@SuperNekitBros]

That's fucking genius

[@limpetarch98k]

@@SuperNekitBrosThe dealer right after collapsing from expired medication and eating a beautiful shot from a sawn-off shotgun:

[@windws7137]

Health points +500

[@dinoflame9696]

never seen a cigarette... 15 seconds later he is smoking like he's Mr. Johnny Jazz

[@rouchar]

Who's that

[@viyka2141]

@@rouchar jazz musicians are often smoking in a stylish manner

[@1whospeaks]

Nice touch putting Jerma at the end there, as we all know he is the most prolific cigarette smoker of the United States.

[@alexeipino3994]

"IM NOT SMOKING ON STREAM"

[@yamicats]

500 KZbin likes

[@U_Varange]

This inspired me to start smoking

[@memoo1259]

Dont

[@U_Varange]

@@memoo1259 too late I have already contracted lung cancer💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@Mike-gx6dz]

naaah 😂😂😂

[@ezrabanksthethird]

“I would walk a lightyear for a Camel”

[@munkledinks8732]

How far would you walk for a Quaalude?

[@ayyydriannn7185]

@@munkledinks8732A THOUSAND MILES

[@OGShively]

@@munkledinks8732 BRING EM BACK! CMON

[@arrgooo]

THE GOOD OLD ROHRER 714 AND THEY CHANGED IT TO LEMMONS

[@bonnie9855]

​@@munkledinks8732 I'd find the edge of the fucking universe

[@EvenFlowIntro]

When my wife asks what I spent all the grocery money on

[@v8o185]

"I can stop whenever I want."

[@konstantinschreiner2122]

Idk what's funnier How ridiculous that scene is or that they actually smoked more that day and Actually got addicted to them

[@gunslingergirl2579]

"These are just choices!"

[@seanlenihan6706]

The look Bortus shoots over at 0:57 . Complete agreement

[@TKontent]

“Holy shit, I’m out of deadeye!” *2 seconds later*

[@ChadCarney-hu3du]

💀💀💀

[@Conventil]

five....... hundred....... ciggaetedmkfjdkekd..x.,.,,.,m,.,,m,

[@The.marauders]

underated

[@15braincellsremaining]

The odriscolls watching in horror as Arthur Morgan puffs 500 Cuban cigars simultaneously

[@aidenaiello8173]

@@15braincellsremaining Odris colls: "HOLY SHIT, HOW THE FUCK IS HE DOING THAT?!" *meanwhile Morgan with a literal stack of 500 cigars all smoking as morgan fucking breathes out with the force of a hurricane*

[@dudebro8811]

To this day, Jerma has smoked 10,531 cigarettes on stream. Thats the same as smoking a pack a day for 526 and a half days in a row. Thats impressive isnt it?

[@HUSSEINHEFNER]

who?

[@dudebro8811]

@walkerwalkwalker Jerimiah Elbertson, also known as "the lower 48" is a "video game streamer" on "twitch".

[@HUSSEINHEFNER]

@@dudebro8811 thanks

[@Overlord_Destro]

@@HUSSEINHEFNER A mentally insane individual who has been directly responsible for over 100million deaths. If you have any information on him, immediately contact the police so they can send the army to dispose of him, that is if he doesn't decide to just make your entire country a desolate hellscape like he did with 19 others.

[@ethyr]

dont know who that is

[@Rangernewb5550]

My crew the moment there's no customers

[@RedShirtGuy96]

my GM too

[@youknowimright1725]

Lol, this made me giggle. In what industry are yall..? I worked 11 hears in the restaurant, hotels, nightlife/clubbing parts of the service industry as a bartender, I used to get 1 break to smoke per shift, and if I could sneak one minute out was 98% of the time with the line cooks lol, they were the fkng best. I used to love my job, Kinda miss it. But these industries are too fcked and exploitative for very shitty pay. Never again.

[@RedShirtGuy96]

@@youknowimright1725 Oh yeah restaurant, I get one break, but if it's a slow day everyone, even the boss, is in the back on the vape or joint until it gets busy again. Usually there is someone up front on hospitality and as soon as we hear a greeting we all scurry back to our positions

[@MilkDrinker218]

@@RedShirtGuy96 I work the later shifts at a grocery store and I relate to that one heavily. Sometimes if a customer complains the store director checks the cameras so we’ve just been told not to stand around too much. We usually find a friend and just wander around the store. Then all of a sudden “(NAME) Please come to the front desk please (NAME) to the front desk [clunk]” and we have to hightail it back up front.

[@ogre7699]

If this is what Star Trek is all about, I might just start watching Star Trek. Hell, just give me a sitcom with just these two.

[@pulseter]

It's not Star Trek, it's a show called The Orville

[@rtyuik7]

careful-- its harder to Quit watching, than it is to Never Start...

[@BlokHeadAnim]

I quote "I feel as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down" all the time 😂

[@omnipresencetv8929]

who needs drug dealers when you have replcators

[@mmmghool]

Legalization reduces crime

[@BlueSkyCountry]

Without legalization, people will just find another way. Paint thinners, aerosols, etc. You can't stop someone from getting something if they are determined.

[@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t]

​@@mmmghoolCanada has evidence of the opposite, since we are where politician's shitty ideas get tested.

[@nickandy01]

500 Wee-

[@omnipresencetv8929]

i would like one thousand tabs of LSD plox

[@lordtoast344]

I lost it when he said "We must have More"

[@tencerac516]

Cashiers on their break:

[@icarorodrigues8501]

"the tip is to be ignited, and the smoke, inhaled" became my stoner catchphrase, I say it out loud every time I'm gonna smoke a joint

[@sandwech9390]

gonna have to second you on this 😂

[@Krab062]

Gotta do this next time 🤣

[@Mostlybaddriving]

HA! I’m going to start smoking just to use that line 😂😂😂

[@Krab062]

@@Mostlybaddriving Don't lmao 💀

[@wegMachMeister]

@@Krab062 lol why not

[@KinoBarzo]

500 cigarettes to gryffindor

[@Nobodyworthnoticing710]

You genuinely made me laugh out loud 😂💙

[@gabrielhines9619]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of weed

[@everynameiwantistaken]

Harry Potter and the Smoker's Bong

[@matelaczko5241]

"- 30 cigarettes from gryffindor"

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@matelaczko5241 "We cahn't retuhn 'um, we smoked 'um awl.

[@Trappedinatriangle]

*steps out back door of restaurant, sits on a milkcrate by a dumpster* five hundred cigarettes

[@mmmghool]

Real

[@SamArt6607]

😂

[@zachalbin1328]

I like how the first cut, the other alien already somehow has another one and is smoking it 😂

[@lilbeastyvrc]

total of 3 thousand cigerettes in 1:29 seconds

[@sloaneocean5450]

was hoping someone had done the math

[@АлександрСимон-п6и]

3 thousand and one (he was curious to taste it).

[@JamisonPantley]

We must have more

[@PurpleSmoke6231]

3 thousand and 3. 1 was eaten, and 2 extra were smoked beforehand

[@REDtheblazian]

0:13 Why TF is it crunchy?

[@nevermorxd]

probably the snap of the paper

[@bushturkey798]

Or terribly dry tobacco.

[@eragonawesome]

Don't some menthols have like a bead thing you pop to release the menthol? Maybe that's what was crunching lol

[@REDtheblazian]

@@eragonawesome idk I don't smoke, but if that's so then I guess that would make sense

[@bushturkey798]

@@eragonawesome they sound more like bubble wrap popping then a crunch. Maybe his teeth are that bad?

[@Yakubian1995]

Coal workers before entering the mine for their 15 hour shift

[@devilscore6439]

five h u n d r e d cigarettes

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

The Jerma mini sentry at the end lol

[@Orgun1213]

This was funnier than it should have been 😅

[@uwulasagna]

i love that when they ordered the first 500, they were already smoking

[@XPro72]

That one coworker IMMEDIATELY after clocking in

[@weezypeezy508]

I'm that coworker

[@BerserkerKong02]

This has finally convinced me to continue Voyager Edit: this isn't Voyager but the Orville is indeed an amusing show

[@pepperythecruel3045]

The project zomboid experience

[@SpinalTrauma]

so fucking true

[@spudz2186]

smoker trait users after surviving for > a month (they have 4 kg of cigarettes in their back pocket)

[@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046]

Being a smoker is just free points to put anywhere else

[@ebgbees]

Thanks to this video, I will now have the phrase “500 cigarettes” stuck in my head for the next year or two

[@wyattkerper2024]

My coworkers during break

[@Vexcenot]

knew a coworker who was literally this. He was skinny to the bones and had hardly any gray hair left on the top. Looked 89 and every time he used the toilet there left red droplets of blood. Was a nice guy never talked to me

[@Krystal_kevin]

0:20 doctors prescribing medication in the 19th century:

[@Golabkiwsosiepomidorowym]

"sir you just smoked 3000 ciggaretes" "500 hundred ciggaretes"

[@meepdhctdjsh]

the funnier thing is that most smokers have had like twice this amount of cigarettes throughout their whole life

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

I've had twice that many this year

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

I'm having twice this many right now

[@holypaladin4657]

Some people smoke a pack a day. Within a month they would have smoked more than this 😂

[@Bill-lt5qf]

i smoke 11 a day, so 46 days & i would have smoked over 500... and i'm trying to cut back lately...

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

@@Bill-lt5qf cutting an addiction is a hard thing, you've got a tough road ahead of you you got this man, best of luck!

[@sorcesscores5366]

“I feel like I’ve been standing my entire life and I just sat down”. Bro making it hard to not go back.

[@Synky]

Frfr

[@RyanTheMan000]

Carcinogen-maxxing

[@Chados.]

Edging on the Necotine

[@kerbal666]

1:01 the most understandable look another person has given another with "say no more I'm way ahead of you" ever committed to film!

[@starryknight5555]

It wasn't until cigarette 1500 did I realize it was an edit and laughed my ass off

[@Lux_1138]

1500??? it took me about 2000 i think

[@azraelangel7]

Average pawns in Rimworld

[@austinrichard8046]

This is one of those videos that makes you appreciate KZbin

[@ho0t0w1]

The scene later when Bortus has to bring out all his hidden cigs and pulls out the pillow only to pour it out completely full of them after revealing singular ones hidden in various places is the funniest part of this whole episode...

[@FrahdChikun]

Klyden's genuine reaction to all the cigarettes inside the pillow lives rent free in my head

[@matthewcheung7888]

"Grandpa, please! Your smoking habit is out of control-"

[@jwkillz]

Don’t let these guys discover weed🙏🏾😭

[@_Nykolaii_]

I am surprised the ship's life support is still able to recycle all of that back into breathable air

[@obsidiancrow450]

in a utopic future you can smoke all the cigarettes you want

[@kidnamedpenis]

​@@obsidiancrow450 life could be dream

[@blueberry5822]

I know this is a silly scene but these 2 come SO far and I love the character growth

[@RW77777777]

a lot of tears in season 3; the cast has really come into the roles

[@Cast-Carnival]

I was not expecting that Jerma's teacher noise sound bit at the end.

[@mrrooter601]

POV you watched the cigarette stream

[@BenjaminCox-x6v]

“Cigarette Andy”

[@WolfK7788]

“ We musts have more!” “500 hundred cigarettes”. 😂😂😂