crosshair being a grumpy lil croissant for like six minutes

did i go overboard with the fart noises guys? idk I thought they were funny but I also added them all whilst being sick so... my perception is flawed...
anyway. why did this video take this long? why did I make you all wait months for six minutes of whatever this is?? I don't know lol but I'm fairly satisfied with the result so.. I hope you enjoyed it
that being said, I'm hoping I'll be able to post more frequently in 2024, especially with season 3 hype going around, but honestly making videos is not high on my priority list as I only really do it when I have extra time in which I feel like doing it. and also, I have some really fun ideas so it's not like I'm running out of those - really, I'm just short on time. I know you guys all probably understand this already but I just felt like saying something here lol
ALSO sorry abt this thumbnail guys it's just that I dont even have enough computer space to even OPEN photoshop right now so... heh... and about the vine booms, idek why their quality is so bad but it's literally just the audio file I already had so I just used it anyway
oh we love our croissant, don't we. i sure hope he gets to come home soon...
also rip crossbuns who never did make his debut
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I do not own any video or audio in this - only the editing. Footage is from Star Wars: The Bad Batch.
#starwars #crosshair #clonewars #thebadbatch #badbatch #humor #meme #idekwhatthisreallyis

[@iTaTeThEcReW]

I feel like he’d have some exclusive aged cheese inside of him as a croissant, i dunno why 😭

[@saltysyd99]

bahahha yess

[@KelilaMurdock]

Oh man! that first clip where Hunta is just trying to sleep lol

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

“Well usually when someone falls you look down, not across” I was dying lol

[@leannamation]

0:41 THAT LOOK, HE DEFINITELY CRIED 😆

[@saltysyd99]

lol 100%

[@williamjackson9355]

Crosshair questioning why Hunter doesn’t like watching children fall to their deaths

[@saltysyd99]

ah yes

[@ARC7115]

1:16 Imperial drugs kicking in...

[@heyitsmace]

1:52 YES HAHA I WAS ANTICIPATING THE PROWLER SOUND EFFECT 3:07 crosshair was so disappointed that he couldn't shoot the grandma- 😭👀 SYD I CANT WITH THE SOUND EFFECTS IM DYING (there's no such thing as too much fart sounds I don't care what anyone says) ALSO CROSSBUNSS the thumbnail is perfection btw

[@saltysyd99]

haha thanks mace... and yes okay you really never can have too many fart sounds

[@miraculousninja5255]

2:34 He almost said her name! HE ALMOST SAID HER NAME! 🙌

[@saltysyd99]

WE WERE THIS CLOSE 👌

[@ARC7115]

"We were on the verge of greatness, we were *this* close."

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

Crosshair making cool shots is endlessly my favorite part of the Bad Batch other than Tech as a whole, like especially that one in clone wars where he gets all of the battle droids and wrecker is just like- 😭😧 and Anakin just kinda stands there like “dang”

[@saltysyd99]

I KNOW it's just so fun to watch

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

@@saltysyd99and like the fact that one of his first lines is “we’re all gonna need help” is so funny to me His actual first line is “we don’t usually work with regs” which is also very fitting

[@saltysyd99]

@@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins honestly crosshair has such great dialogue lol, I love him

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

@@saltysyd99”Crosshair being a grumpy lil croissant” *proceeds to put every scene of Crosshair ever in the video Edit- bro manages to be grumpy in scenes he isn’t even present in too- like when Omega finds his gear you can almost hear him being like “don’t touch that”

[@saltysyd99]

@@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins he's just that grumpy. and lol, that edit is so true hahahhh

[@MastaMyas]

I love this so much. I can’t even describe it. And Croissant is now cannon.

[@saltysyd99]

thanks hehe

[@heyitsmace]

if he doesn't make a cameo in s3 I'll sue

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

@@heyitsmacei think we all will

[@lothcatsnips]

5:08 is one of my favorite Crosshair scenes

[@erinbaron]

0:53 me after reading any bad batch season 3 theory (they're all concerning and tragic)

[@saltysyd99]

seriously lol it's going to be so painful

[@saltysyd99]

AHAHA WAIT I JUST NOTICED YOUR PFP IS CROSSHAIR AND NUBS that's amazing

[@erinbaron]

@@saltysyd99 the fellas fr

[@felixthecat4350]

Dang I forgot how evil Crosshair was in season 1 😂 Great job on the edit though, it was hilarious

[@madelinegarber7860]

Yeah he was kinda terrible. Then the finale happened.

[@techsimp9902]

can’t wait for more grumpy crosshair content in season 3!!

[@saltysyd99]

SAME

[@DevilgoatRR]

Who else just finished season 3 and came back to watch old memories for nostalgia

[@saltysyd99]

isn't it just crazy how it's over now??

[@RubyKenobi99]

0:54 NOT THE PIPE SOUND AFFECT- 🤣 1:10 Man, Even when Crosshair is drugged he _still_ has better aim then the storm troopers 💀 5:35 Hunter, don’t lie to your brother 😂 5:57 CROISSANT!!! 😎✨🔥 Nicely done, Sid 😄👍

[@saltysyd99]

hahaha thanks so much lol

[@pinkyskittlesnom]

YES. YES YES YES. I love the title for our evil croissant. not 0:54 😭🤣- 3:08 Not the grandma! 5:14 I BURST out laughing. I need that! 5:54 Pffffft music is so accurate

[@saltysyd99]

haha thanks - glad you enjoyed it

[@chicken_soup3]

0:26 poor Crosshair just wants to enjoy his soup and sausages 0:40 he looks a little suspicious here, maybe he really *did* cry 👀 0:55 Crosshair’s so dramatic lol, like he bet credits that Echo died via lunch tray (I mean, imagine surviving an explosion just to die to a lunch tray) 1:07 THE FILTER CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD *WHEEZE* 1:19 Crosshair redemption arc ✨✨ 1:52 Separatist lady’s death was a canon event (also that music makes me think of Crosshair’s theme) 2:12 part 1 of crosshair making stunning, amazing, and generally really cool shots 2:17 me in the middle of the night trying to plug the charger into my phone that just died 2:52 a little bit of Dr. Hemlock appreciation for being a villain whose calmness gives a really unsettling kind of feel 3:34 THE VINE BOOMS I’M DYINGG 4:31 okay, but it really shows how the inhibitor chip is affecting him and how cold he really is. 5:15 NAHHH THERE’S NO WAY THATS REAL (if it is, please tell me where I can find it lol) 5:38 “nO hE wOn’T” I can just imagine his smug expression under that helmet (the empire really changed him) 5:41 part 2 of Crosshair making stunning, amazing, and generally really cool shots Great edit of the one and only Hot Cross Buns! I was laughing a lot lol Also, hypothetically, if I wanted to make some edits, where would I find the clips I want to use? 👀

[@saltysyd99]

HAHA your pfp always gets me oh my gosh. -yes, it is an actual valentine but I don't think they PRINTED them, they just posted it on their Instagram I think (I saw it reposted on pinterest) -i get my clips from mecha salesman's YT channel which I'm 99% sure I have in my "channels I love" page lol. they have lots of clips and check the links in their videos' descriptions if you can't find the clip you need! feel free to ask if you have any other questions lol

[@chicken_soup3]

@@saltysyd99 Thank you!!

[@Boredzum_671]

5:15 is real. I have hunters saying I made my choice and it’s you

[@saltysyd99]

@@Boredzum_671 yessss I love them so much

[@misshavisham1287]

“Is that a request? “ Lmaooo

[@zoyafahad7984]

Lol one of my favourite scenes

[@zoyafahad7984]

At this point I really wish Croissant aka Crosshair had fulfilled that request 💀

[@madisonjacques8507]

Crosshair has now evolved into Omega's grumpy guardian and I am very much here for it!

[@saltysyd99]

same! love crossdad and he'll definitely be getting his own video (again) after season three haha

[@ynz9214]

Damn I did not expect THAT song in the first clip, and I'm really glad that someone thought of using it for Crosshair lol

[@saltysyd99]

haha it's so perfect isn't it??

[@cherryberry03]

@@saltysyd99 I'm so happy I wasn't the only one who thought about it lol

[@Cat-128]

2:52- he's so creepy... 5:15- this is amazing 😍 This video is great 💯!

[@saltysyd99]

thanks!

[@RavenSun12029]

Although I’m not a Crosshair fan (yes, I prefer hunter by a mile 💀), he can be a bit of a mood sometimes 💀💀💀.

[@saltysyd99]

haha same

[@GiovanaLuizaViapianaHenke]

Huntahhh is the beeeesssttttt

[@zoyafahad7984]

Being a Crosshair fan, I LOVED IT! This is so amazing! ❤ Can you also please make an edit of Echo and Tech moments? I kinda consider them as partners in crime, and I'd love an edit of their best moments together ❤

[@saltysyd99]

ooh yes, good idea!

[@zoyafahad7984]

@@saltysyd99 thank you so much 🥰

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

The various sound effects I’m crying help 😂

[@saltysyd99]

hahah well I'm glad you enjoyed it because I was afraid I went overboard

[@Arwenn-edits]

2:14 Oh my word the “Nice Shot” line from the Wii 😂 that’s genius

[@saltysyd99]

lolll thanks

[@r.a.starkiller3025]

reasons why crosshair is my favorite bad batcher: this entire video

[@saltysyd99]

lol

[@zoyafahad7984]

After seeing TBB S2 and the S3 trailer and leaked scene, I can't believe we saw the 'we don't usually work with rEgS' toothpick croissant to a tortured and frightened prisoner. Hunter, Echo, Wrecker, please bring him home! 😭

[@saltysyd99]

yes I saw that too! seriously, his character development is amazing and he needs to come home 😭

[@kitcat7567]

Random stormtrooper- killing innocent people is bad, Crosshair. We should not do that Crosshair- …and I took that personally… (He should have just said it was the inhibitor chip. Guys… it wasn’t me… I’d never do that. Good soldiers don’t follow orders you guys…) Seriously though, this was so great I was excited when I saw it, and it was hilarious!

[@saltysyd99]

haha seriously- come on crosshair (and thanks!)

[@Ash066]

I love this! You had me laughing throughout the whole video, great editing! Its also convinced me to rewatch The Bad Batch - AGAIN 😅 (The fart noises had me dying)

[@saltysyd99]

ah thanks lol - and I have been waiting SO long to rewatch tbb... we decided we're going to wait until we get a s3 date so we can plan it correctly lol

[@Ash066]

@@saltysyd99 Thats a good idea, I'm dying to get the s3 date I can't wait any longer 😭

[@saltysyd99]

@@Ash066 saaame I'm so ready for it

[@Boredzum_671]

He’s my 20th clone husband and I love my grumpy croissant 😌☺️ 1:50 but this caught me off guard 😭🤚

[@saltysyd99]

haha 20th clone husband is so real

[@omega_Badbatch1]

5:21 HE SIAID IT OMG AHHHHH

[@talora5991]

✨ no he won’t ✨

[@Straswa]

Great vid, I really hope Crosshair rejoins the Bad Batch in season 3.

[@saltysyd99]

thanks - and same lol

[@zoyafahad7984]

This aged well

[@Elliana_official]

Sooo underrated! Ur really good I’m *dying* rn

[@saltysyd99]

ah thanks!! it means a lot :D

[@cosmix1829]

1:51 LMFAO IM DYING

[@leannamation]

5:15 THIS IS NOT REAL THIS NOT REAL, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN I CANT BELIEVE THATS OFFICAL

[@saltysyd99]

THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION

[@leannamation]

@@saltysyd99 WAIT DO ALL OF THEM HAVE ONE!?

[@saltysyd99]

@leannamation I THINK SO. if you search on pinterest or Google you can find them and I think they were originally posted to their official Instagram

[@leannamation]

@@saltysyd99 OMG THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU!!

[@saltysyd99]

@leannamation HAHA YOU'RE WELCOME

[@minjisupremacy]

5:15 MY FAV THING EVER

[@saltysyd99]

I LOVE IT LOL

[@tortillarc-70x7]

My honest reaction to this video: hOw ToUcHiNg No, but seriously though, this was awesome 😎 He is a grumpy (*french accent intensifies*)✨croissant✨

[@saltysyd99]

✨️CrOiSsAnT✨️ I love him

[@minjisupremacy]

0:07 IM CACKLING

[@Lumi_Lama]

1:53 had me in stitches 😂

[@saltysyd99]

haha, glad you liked it!

[@nenitawong2008]

croissant as a nickname for crosshair is now marked on my soul

[@saltysyd99]

it's so perfect

[@nenitawong2008]

​@@saltysyd99frfr :'D

[@nenitawong2008]

​@@saltysyd99frfr :D and also them drugs be jumping croissants sniper accuracy and his accuracy in general

[@lavishlu-rd4zo]

Watched this again and my dad would be happy to hear the ice ice baby song at 0:27 I like it to lol so yeah 😂

[@saltysyd99]

hey its a great song lol

[@badbatchandcrosshairfan9904]

That’s my boy 😆

[@madelinegarber7860]

Aaaww he’s so grumpy and angsty. I just rewatched s1 and I still don’t understand why he didn’t do more to indicate he wanted back in. The batch had no choice but to run the first time, but neither side were very open to welcoming him back. Though to be fair I think they reached a truce of sorts by s2. He never did report that they were alive. I think he still has a lot of resentment and betrayal and general conflicted feelings to work through and I’m interested to see what his arc is like in s3. I hear he and Omega will bond more. Honestly I’m convinced he just needs a big hug and someone to love him.

[@saltysyd99]

exactly!! I just love the complexity of his character and can't wait to see where it goes

[@madelinegarber7860]

Me too! I have the mind of a therapist. Like I feel deeply and have a great appreciation dor complex characters. It’s why I love Bo Katan and Ventriss so much. I like to know and think about why they are the way they are and how they got there and the journey they go through to get to the next point in their journey. I like to see them work through complex challenges and how they work things out with the people involved. I fully expect Crosshair’s arc to be one for the books.

[@CookieAmidala]

I love this so much!! I miss our snarky croissant 4:37 Did that droid really say "sticky"??? Also, why did he and Wrecker only bet 2 credits on if Echo was alive or not?? I feel like 2 is a pretty random number to bet (and why did Crosshair of all people think Echo was going to die from getting hit with a metal lunch tray??? Echo has seen worse)

[@saltysyd99]

haha i don't know honestly - it was probably just to insult echo really

[@CookieAmidala]

@@saltysyd99 Knowing Crosshair, it probably was

[@lauren2pretty]

LMAOO LOVE THIS❤

[@saltysyd99]

thank you hehe

[@incysor1910]

Omg wait tech in the background at 0:31 😂

[@saltysyd99]

lol he got taken OUT

[@thevisibleconfusionist1784]

0:54. OH. MY. WORD. YESSS 🤣🤣🤣 I mean, if I was wearing that armor, I’d swear that’s what it would sound like it I fell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh gosh. Ooooooh gosh, this had me wheezing 😂 Also, the official valentine was beautiful, ngl ❤ But… 5:57 did you seriously…put the pixel glasses and “deal with it”…over a croissant? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saltysyd99]

hahaha thanks and yes crossie is the sassiest croissant so it seemed fitting 😂

[@lothcatsnips]

Wrecker and Crosshair 🥲

[@parkeroherien1882]

Why was he so disappointed when he couldn't shoot the grandma? 0:53, the good old metal pipe sound 1:52 had a feeling that the Spiderman 2099 theme would play

[@saltysyd99]

idk I guess crosshair just has a thing for grandmas 💀 and yep gotta love spiderman 2099 theme, it's iconic

[@parkeroherien1882]

​​@@saltysyd99I forgot to mention that the crossiant with the pixel glasses caught me off gaurd

[@saltysyd99]

@@parkeroherien1882 loll

[@Cable_822]

Ah man he’s like me fr

[@lysandercroix]

4:29 Graphic Design Is My Passion 💅

[@saltysyd99]

bahahah

[@GiovanaLuizaViapianaHenke]

Yeah mean crosshair

[@skellymom]

Fart gun sound effect 😂

[@Animals4life7567]

What editing app do you use?

[@saltysyd99]

Adobe Premiere Pro! unfortunately it's a subscription based service to own it and it's fairly expensive, but I use it with my school account (lol). I've heard of some alternatives though, like capcut and VLLO, which seem to be pretty good for a much cheaper price.

[@Blop4pixlated]

I started to watch this because I was breaking down

[@saltysyd99]

oh no I hope it didn't worsen the situation

[@Blop4pixlated]

@@saltysyd99 No no it didn’t it made it better

[@saltysyd99]

@Blop4pixlated oh well that's good to hear

[@KT99SV]

0:43 and 1:58

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

I can’t even begin to describe how weird this is with just audio 😭

[@saltysyd99]

hahahah oh my gosh i bettt lol. especially this one because I feel like I really went over the top hahah

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

When Hunter stunned him and he fell on the ground and you put the loud clanging noise in I SPIT MY WATER OUT did not see that coming PS- nearly broke my computer lol, there was no lasting water damage tho 😨

[@saltysyd99]

@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins okay so when I make these, I don't really find them that funny afterwards because like I've been editing over the same thing for quite awhile but that moment still gets me. he just hit the ground so *loudly* also yay I'm glad I didn't indirectly damage your property lolll

[@ThatGirlThatLikesMuffins]

@@saltysyd99 thanks lol