Cruella: Nonsensical Nostalgia Vomit

[@ejveness9209]

OG Cruella: I skin puppies and slaughter animals New Cruella: IIIMMMM AAAA WOMAAANNNNN!!!!!!

[@kd9749]

She does literally say ‘I’m a woman, hear me roar’. So yeah, sadly.

[@thatHARVguy]

@@kd9749 The trailer gave me Selina Kyle from Batman Returns vibe, and they actually had this line in Cruella? 🤦‍♂️

[@Corrinthian_]

@@thatHARVguy _they wish_ 🙄

[@viscountrainbows6452]

@@thatHARVguy Batman Returns couldn't be made today without Catwoman jabbing that line into every conversation instead of just a cheesy one-off. And with full sincerity each time with upswelling music.

[@captainbirch2.079]

I read "I am a woman" in the same tone as the "I AM MOANAAAAA"

[@ericpode6095]

"That dog's coat is literal perfection" "It will be ....... when it fits a woman." Edited coz I can't spell & have terrible grammar! 🤔🙄😂

[@makisky4495]

Lmao. I see what you did there. 🕵

[@makisky4495]

@Vintage_human hope it didn't spill all over you. 😱

[@Czah5]

This comment had more emotional impact on me than both movies combined. xd (edit, not movie but, you know what I mean)

[@vrownvegan3187]

She should be a black trans wamen!

[@Perktube1]

Well put.

[@NikkiTheViolist]

and then in 20 years, they're going to make a *new* movie adaptation where it makes the new villain Baroness sympathetic and show that it wasn't *her* fault but was someone else's fault all along and someone else was the true villain

[@cttommy73]

Everyone knows that it will be a man who is the main villain who made her evil.

[@omardiaz6255]

super easy barley an inconi...

[@TG-wg4tw]

Then they will keep doing that until the dawn of time they decided

[@darkscanner]

Hahaha it's going to happen. No but seriously they really DO this in the movie though. No joke. I mean they don't give her a really good reason for being evil or anything, but they do try to explain it in a way. In this really sappy scene with the Baroness (they try to make it a vulnerable moment between her and Cruella...it fails). She sort of implies that the reason she is the way she is, is because she had to claw her way to the top making a name for herself in a male dominated world. Yep. Somehow that justifies abusing innocent people on the reg.

[@rickandrygel913]

The big bang had a rough childhood, that's why there's so much evil in the universe. It's all ok now.

[@daviddamasceno6063]

Yeah, this is what I hate about those Disney "villain" movies. They never go all the way to make the character truly evil. Making a comparison with the Joker, the first time he kills is on self defense, the second and third is for vengeance, and then kills just for the sake of it. He descent from being a character we can relate to one that is simply evil. They make him relatable without trying to redeem him. Disney just does everything they can to change their own canon and redeem the character, which is not only less interesting but silly and stupid.

[@FracturedO1]

Well said

[@djmurphy_05]

not to mention that the only villains that are getting the "redeeming" treatment are the villainesses. meanwhile, all the male villains are shown to be two-dimensional characters in an IRL setting. Then again, the female villains aren't that fleshed out either...

[@razerow3391]

Cause life isn't an anime, you cant just sexualise children and black and white morality doesn't exist.

[@gustavolourenco5709]

@@razerow3391 Well there's people who are evil just for the sake of it.

[@TheFirstHurrah]

Even Joker pissed me off though after the director said he didn't kill Sophie. Like, I thought it was so obvious that he killed Sophie, he shows up at her house, she sees him, he does the gun to the head motion, she looks horrified, and then there's a cut to him in his apartment laughing with a bunch of sirens blaring past. But no, the director confirms he "only killed people who had wronged him" or whatever. Which...is not what the Joker does. At first he would only kill those who wronged him, but then it makes sense for him to kill someone he views as having wronged him /if only in his head/, to show that he's sinking further into madness until he sees all of society as having wronged him and becomes the full-fledged Joker. But no. So I even think Joker didn't go far enough in having him turn into the psychotic joker that kills indiscriminately that we all know and love.

[@trevorpearlharbor5171]

"Dalmatians killed my mom, so that gives me carte-blanche to kill Dalmatians in the future and try to turn them into fur coats." And there. You guys don't need to see the movie. Glad I could help.

[@marcelgardner8497]

Is that really what happens in this movie?

[@andrewgraham6339]

Merci

[@krismarshall3803]

@@marcelgardner8497 At the end it shows her like....liking Dalmatians so really....they just completely butchered that character trait lol. I mean as some people said, if this were any other movie it would have been decent, but A cruella origin story it kinda....flops. Since Disney made it very apparent this is like an alternate Cruella timeline *shrugs*

[@Lopaloos]

@@marcelgardner8497 nah this cruella likes dogs, and adopts dalmatians. Its a new Cruella, it would be very hard to consider this an origin story.

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

@@Lopaloos Then what’s the point

[@Chuunchunmaru]

This movie kind of ruined Cruella's image as a real villain. She's always one of those "It's because I'm just really evil." and she became one of my favorite villains because of it. Plus, she was never a fashion designer. She was just a really rich woman who wants to skin puppies for her coats.

[@Czah5]

I discussed with my wife that sometimes it is just better if your villain is just evil for the sake of being evil. It makes them unpredictable. Whenever they are on the screen/page tension is high and you are at full attention because you have no idea what they are going to do (i.e. Mr. Blonde). Cruella worked better when she was, well, a turboc_nt because you had absolutely no idea (especially as a kid) how far she was willing to go to get what she wanted.

[@wesmcinerny4524]

Just like they did to Maleficent.

[@vysethegallant638]

She was like a force of nature. If she wanted something, there was nothing you could do to change her mind. Her very nature is highlighted by how she interacts with the other characters. Though Anita, Roger, or Horace and Jasper react in different ways to her flamboyantly toxic personality, all of these characters share a fear of this "inhuman beast". It's what makes her so deliciously evil~ As for the whole fashion designer thing, I saw Cruella more as a fashion trend setter, albeit one that's terrible in person like many vain celebrities!

[@Yipper64]

@@Czah5 Yeah, and if you want to give the villian more compelling motivation on top of that, its entirely possible. Maybe their philosophy is that the universe is chayotic so they should embrase that. Or they are so driven by money that morality is irrelevant. There are so many other options than making the villian sympathetic.

[@fbichan9418]

@@Yipper64 Or sometimes not even compelling as simple as being the narcissistic,vain predator that she was is enough,Cruella was a woman of high standards (so high that even narcissists themselves would quake in fear) a controlling,bossy,monstrosity who was obsessed with her self image and how she presented herself in society and demanded respect,there was nothing deep about her nothing philosophical about her because why?? She was the greatest monster there was,HUMAN,she'll destroy anything,everything that she deemed an obstacle against her personal goal,Humans are known for that,their known for having ambitions whether good or bad (hell even those with good intentions fell off the deep end) she was human with a broken moral compass nothing more nothing less.

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

Why can't we just have evil irredeemable villains that a hero can beat in the going of his heroes journey...? Just... why?

[@Czah5]

It wouldn't be Hollywood if they didn't take an interesting idea from one movie and proceed to beat the everloving originality right the fk out of it.

[@SergioLeonardoCornejo]

You can. We indies writhe those. I am tired of the sympathetic villain trope because of its overuse. Also, if you go for Asian works of art you will see there are pure vile antagonists in their work which no sane man could like.

[@FDKeroks]

I don't think it is about being redeemable or not, but more of "They did that to themself". Yes, they have a tragic backstory and all, but the final fuck up (or series of them) is their choice and or mistake, not others.

[@spidercoom5059]

I think the justification is that the people who make this type of movie want to sell all there villains as "Tragic", and to some a simple bad guy is not good character writing for some reason. I might just be looking to deeply into this.

[@shanedaley6236]

I really hope this makes them reconsider doing other villain story's we don't need any of this

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Cruella lives in a society.

[@akira8393]

A woke society

[@theALTF4]

BOTTOM TEXT *Fashion designers RISE UP!*

[@tormentadeabril5]

Disney forgot redemption comes for doing good things once you did bad things. It doesn't come from a back story for doing bad things.

[@yellowcougar18]

If this movie sounds a 'tad' like 'The Devil Wears Prada'... it's because one of the screenwriters wrote Devil Wears Prada... Thank you for your service Dannphan... this sounds painful.

[@sorbabaric1]

Makes sense then that the positive reviews were dominated by people praising the designer costumes.

[@johnkiezulas7439]

I find it weird that they are trying to make all the classic female villans "not bad, just misunderstood". Because I doubt they would try the same thing for characters like Gaston or Judge Claude Frollo.

[@Lopaloos]

lol this is true tho

[@MyselfandComics]

For Gaston they tried to make him somewhat sympathetic and almost made him “SOUND” caring at times during some dialogue.

[@jiyama]

gaston became more one dimensional and douchier cuz hes a man back when emma watson have most of the control in that live action adaptation

[@efrainsantiago2181]

Yo they better not touch my boy Frollo, he's already the most realistic and underrated Disney villain

[@Chuunchunmaru]

This movie is trying so hard to be like Harlequin. Meanwhile, Harlequin is trying so hard to be Deadpool.

[@Saltedroastedcaramel]

As soon as she mentioned Cruella narrating, I had Birds of Prey flashbacks

[@kd9749]

Lesbian Feminist Deadpool is what I believe you meant to say.

[@mistahspoke9281]

Friendly reminder they’re trying to make a child murderer a good person without addressing their past.

[@williansnobre]

So now we gotta make a Deadpool that tries hard to be Cruella to close the loop.

[@thatHARVguy]

Meanwhile mainstream media is saying this is how Joker *SHOULD* have been. 🤦‍♂️

[@AnimaVox_]

"It's because she's too much of a genius." Tfw too intelligent, 2smart -every modern movie with a female protagonist

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Ma-Rey SuuuuuuuUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE

[@AnimaVox_]

@@viscountrainbows6452 Yeah. Really, the only recent exceptions I've seen so far are Wonder Woman 2017-which isn't as good as Wonder Woman 2009, let's be real-and Alita: Battle Angel.

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

The original live action 101 Dalmatian 1998 movie, Cruella was an unstoppable force of evil, she would stop at nothing to get what she wants, if her goons fails, then she'll do it herself to get those puppies. She was wicked rich woman who controlled her business as she sees fit, that was a good villain right there.

[@Nihonguy]

Excellent writing, i cant wait for the Ursula movie where she isnt a hefty woman who tricks people into signing contracts so that she can benefit herself, im sure king triton being a MAN forced her to be bad and its not her fault

[@DarkLight6Tv]

I actually like the idea that OUAT had that Ursula used to be a mermaid since she's the daughter of Neptune (Triton's father)

[@theagentsquidfiles504]

In all fairness, Ursula actually WAS chased out of King Triton’s Domain for unspecified reasons. Though the Little Mermaid seems to consider that to be the reason she specifically targets Ariel and desires ripping Triton’s kingdom from him, she is ALSO a clearly disturbed individual who enjoys manipulating people and making deals to add to her garden. Obviously, Ursula being ostracized for being a woman would probably be the direction they go, but King Triton is probably a massive enabler for letting her make her deals out on the fringes instead of making her make deals on the inside with full legal authority to arrest her if she steps out of line. Arguably Triton banishing her was actually incredibly empowering, not that any reboot would have that sort of nuanced discussion about the implications of banishment.

[@Nihonguy]

@@theagentsquidfiles504 i would watch AND enjoy a movie like that, but like you said disney would ruin it for sure

[@theagentsquidfiles504]

@@Nihonguy Agreed

[@DarkLight6Tv]

@@Nihonguy Yeah..Disney would DEFINITELY ruin it. Seems like us regular people can tell a better story than Hollywood these days...and thats why they're mad.

[@setsuki17]

You know it's bad when they rebrand a villain and suck at it so bad to where danphan has a headache.

[@ericchung3177]

I will never sympathize with a character that wants to skin puppies for a coat, Disney. Stop.

[@notsocaringwolf.3763]

We don't sympathize with people who commits Animal Abuse.

[@zhongxina8426]

Yeah, it's stupid.

[@mrsamuel5572]

SHE KILL A PUPPY AND WEAR THEIR SKINS FOR FASHION, muh ViCtiM cArD

[@AlexStraza]

you wear leather all the time, shut up

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

@@AlexStraza Leather comes from cows or goats, not dogs. Cows and goats are a-holes. Dogs are great.

[@mathieuleader8601]

the 101 Dalmatians cartoon series had a better plot for a Cruella movie in the episode titled Coup DeVille it had Cruella's mother and her cousins and her niece have a family reunion and each plot to get their land back to see who could be the heir to Cruella's mother fortune.

[@christianvalentincota5452]

Speaking of tge cartoons the 101 dalmatian street version of cruella is probably the scariest one in my opinion

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@christianvalentincota5452 It must be even scarier for these poor Dogs! Just think about it: There is this seemingly immortal, evil Woman who wants to kill you, your Siblings, and and your Parents, and wants to turn your Skin into Clothing! And has tried to do that already with your Great-Grand Parents! 😰😱

[@olivergabriel4401]

WHY is almost every female lead movie this year about how the lead is so unique, special and incredible , and the entire world is wrong for not letting her reach her potencial?

[@Azotadeth]

Wish fulfillment self-insertion for hwite wamen.

[@Ash-nh6li]

@@Azotadeth like batman reversed?

[@Azotadeth]

@@Ash-nh6li I've never found him particularly compelling, so I wouldn't know.

[@thebugledaily6805]

You know Disney is a bad company because they glorify the spider menace!

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

Indeed and don't forget they're gonna try and blame you for the creation of The Scorpion.

[@Skarlet_Sun]

You can always use Smythe as a scapegoat should you ever decide to invest in more Spider Slayer robots

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

The robbers in home alone weren't villains, their parents got killed by a child

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

@Jim Sterling's wig my god tjat name

[@dedd1943]

Some villains don't need redemption. Some have to be evil.

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

I don't understand one thing: they clearly wanted to create a reason as to why she has an obsession over dalmations but...shouldn't she hate them for killing her mother? But no, in the original, she liked the puppies for the skin. There was no deeper reason for her obsession. The actual root reason is she is just a psycho. One detail ripped quite a plot hole. Yeesh. It just proves they never cared about the original animated movie.

[@buggart]

I think they also forgot what she looked like in the cartoons. She was literally drawn to look like a cartoon villain. Without context, the first time you'd see you will immediately say "Yep, that woman is evil."

[@adgato75]

They didn't want that , because then she has an actual flaw. Instead of something they can just blame on someone else.

[@chibuezeezike5372]

So Cruella gave Roger and Anita the dogs that would later parent the puppies that she tried to kill? 🤨🤦🏾‍♂️

[@SpiritFriendship]

Yeah, the logic department was clearly on vacation while the movie was planned and filmed

[@fbichan9418]

And from another source i heard in the film the dogs are siblings so incest is involved

[@OrthwormJEB]

Thanks for taking one for the team and spending money on this film.

[@hassathunter2464]

Yarhar, yeah, money...

[@sharksocks8130]

Is it me or it’s only the female villains getting this uplifting redemption arcs?

[@vuton7670]

Still crossing my fingers for Disney’s version of Downfall.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@vuton7670 Jojo Rabbit is close enough to that.

[@MakeLoveNotWar687]

Oh god I’m scared if Disney ever rediscovered treasure planet & Atlantis

[@LudiusQuassas]

An Atlantis remake where the explorers are evil colonialists and the locals just try to defend their land, with the girl humiliating Milo even more than in the original movie... these scripts write themselves.

[@Carlos-ne3zf]

@@LudiusQuassas I mean wasnt the whole second part of the movie about how they actually were evil colonialist and the main characters join forces with the locals to try defend their land? Like that stays pretty much the same

[@LudiusQuassas]

@@Carlos-ne3zf But not all of them, and most of the characters had some sort of redemption anyways.

[@souljastation5463]

Atlantis is almost a complete Nadia rip-off

[@AeneasGemini]

Honestly, Maleficent was still a bad guy to me in the new film. She spent years psychologically torturing the king with the fear of death to the point of driving him mad. While he did steal her wings, he was willing to humiliate himself in front of his court to protect his daughter, that should win him some props. Dude did one bad thing, but he didn't deserve to suffer a whole lifetime for it

[@keonscinist2333]

Maleficent kill the king and his daughter be like: 👍

[@lookbehindyourback6910]

yeahhhh, what kind of bad guy becoming a hero all along and misunderstood woosie?

[@Gundam04]

Here I thought they were trying to build her up as the anti-hero. But obviously they failed at that because they don't know how to make anti-heroes

[@AeneasGemini]

@@keonscinist2333 Yeah, also the daughter was severely emotionally fucked up, she literally can't be sad, which is actually pretty screwed up when you think about it.

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

Yeah true. I still thought the movie wasn't actually that bad, but yeah thats actually true.

[@69SalterStreet]

A theme I see a lot in recent media is if you perceive a member of a group has hurt you, it is morally acceptable to take revenge on any individual in that group regardlessof their involvement. It's kinda worrying. 😬

[@Saltedroastedcaramel]

Considering how the world has been since 2014/15 ish, yes you should be concerned. It's not good

[@seangleeson1300]

Cruella: hot wires a car even though she never drove a car Me in my head: I bypassed the compressor

[@Tragicide]

Proof that the film industry is runned by actual villains.

[@frankb3347]

I'm just waiting for a movie where they redeem Jafar or maybe Gaston..... I'm sure it will be any minute now.

[@akaBoG]

My son did not like it. I told him, "what did you expect? You can't make a dog skinner the hero. Period." He responded that he had forgotten that was the plot of 101 Dalmatians. He saw it once when he was a kid. He said that made it worse.

[@yongyoon]

They could have focused on animal rights and the fashion industry. Like how the fashion world was stepping away from the real fur to synthetic. And Cruella loves real leather and furs and she wanted a Dalmatian like fur patterns but she hated synthetic fur... or allergic. She could have been the daughter of a fur factory owner and how their business was dying and went bankrupt because of the synthetic furs

[@kimberlygaugh4085]

Sounds way better than what we got. They really freaking disney-fied Cruella De Vil

[@mossadon]

"We got us thinker heeerrrrre !!!...Security...SECURITY!!!....Get this one outa here!"

[@Whocares158]

Way better plot then what we got here.

[@wasgreg]

Had no desire to watch this movie. Did not want to see the villain humanized as misunderstood. Would have detracted from the classic animation. You have reaffirmed my decision. Thanks.

[@robertlauncher]

The trailer alone made me not want to see it. It couldn’t decide if she was a revolutionary or a horrible person. When your promotional material can’t tell me what’s going on, that’s a horrible sign

[@Bobuliss]

If I had to choose, I'd rather spend 2 hours watching this review 6 times than watch Cruella once.

[@elkraken1048]

Why make a good script or interesting characters when you can just put a bunch of cool songs, thanks for your review, and have great day! :D

[@am_AZE_d]

Y'know for the fur obsession/ skinning of puppies subject, they could do something as brief as the origin name of Cruella and De Vil, examples: - When Cruella goes to the eccentric guy's shop to ask for help, then saw a coat made of some kind of animals skin/fur and as she felt it, she says "it looks great... and feel so real too". Then the guy says that it is real and it is his own product. And thats the moment for her starting to love fur product and have more reason to recruit the eccentric guy since he would also be a capable skinner. - When Cruella says that the dalmatians would've been nice as a coat, they should've make her say that statement to the eccentric guy (cause we didn't know if he has a sympathy towards animals or not, so maybe he won't object the idea) which then he would say that it wouldn't be enough. That will make Cruella to hold that idea until she has 101 of the dalmatians. They can have more reason to make the whole "oh no she did skin the dogs... oh wait she didn't" scene. In conclusion, the eccentric guy really didn't do much in the movie to earn a spot with Cruella in her mansion, I didn't even know what his name is. Disney could've make Cruella become more insane and obsessed for dalmatian as the story goes but didn't.

[@TheZeroDozer]

It says a lot when the only characters people on Disney sympathize with are villains.

[@Arkygator]

This sounds like a movie about narcissists for narcissists.

[@shakalg1]

Nailed it.

[@Nestalgba92023]

And made by narcissists.

[@h-e-acc]

I love cruella when it was called the devil wears prada

[@coldwintersknight9793]

Dannphan why would you subject yourself to such horror?

[@Wolfrich666]

next is Cinderella being a villain, making her look like a gold digger that makes deals with the devil while the step-mother and the sisters are the victims, mark my words, this will happen

[@Bunny23723]

I really hope not. Cinderella happens to be one of my favorite Disney princesses, next to belle and jasmine.

[@mossadon]

OI!....Don't give them any ideas !

[@AlleyKatPr0]

I actually liked the teevee shows recent rendition of this character in "Once upon a time". It was one specific episode that focuses on her and her life, and it was played really well. This however, is just plain "?????" as in, it just had a lot of questions that were unanswered, and the biggest of these questions was "Who is this movie for?" Probably overweight SJW's who east so much chocolate, their blood-type is Lactose-positive

[@shadowwolf8434]

Nah it was for the droves of girl boss harlequin fans because they couldn't get the real deal

[@christiancolasito8266]

I like the "Once upon a time" Cruela too.

[@wickedfire91]

THANK YOU for saying it! "OUAT" Cruella was still irredeemably evil, but she was fun to watch *and* was given a backstory that made sense to the character. If you had to flesh out a villain who is honestly just a psychopath, that episode was the way to do it while still keeping her as a fun villain to watch.

[@IggyTthunders]

I blame 'wicked's popularity, it was a great concept that became a magnet for moral nihilists and ego maniacs.

[@kd9749]

This clearly isn’t the biggest issue with the film, but what is it with current Hollywood writers and their obsession with fatherless children. Is it good old fashioned man hate or do they genuinely believe women just spontaneously become pregnant?

[@fbichan9418]

Single mothers obviously

[@sacha8uk]

Well, during the 80s screenwriters were obsessed with motherless families...

[@toffeenut1336]

@@sacha8uk and they were more interesting than the material today.

[@toffeenut1336]

I dunno, in Star Wars, Anakin’s mother just woke up one morning and was pregnant with him.

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

Back then in most of the Disney films, they were motherless or parentless, now its fatherless.

[@roguegallery7519]

Who gives humanity to a villain? A lawyer? Disney Lawyers are rewrinting Disney-Nostalgia...to avoid going to jail?

[@RmnGnzlz]

Movie critics: This is what The Joker should've been.

[@nobodyofimprotance7615]

Remember how she was the only character who starkid couldn't make sympathetic in a parody.

[@southanime]

Basically, Disney made cruella's motive based over a Blood feud. Against dalmatians. And she´s loosing.

[@lpsfankanr1]

Kid Cruella in this movie sounds like Onision's self-insert in his books. "I'm so cool, so smart, so edgy, better than anyone else and because of that no one understands me. They too dumdum".

[@ravenshrike]

After the third "speshul" I just kept cracking up every time you did it. I don't know why.

[@Perktube1]

This is Disney's attempt at getting some of that Witches fame.

[@fenrirtheicewolf2019]

Yeah, I'm not watching this sad attempt to a Joker rip-off. I mean C'mon they even race-swapped Anita. 😒

[@Chuunchunmaru]

More like Harlequin. If you've seen Birds of Prey, this is exactly how it was made. Even their personalities became the same.

[@thatHARVguy]

No no, the OP is correct. Mainstream media are saying this is how Joker *SHOULD* have been.

[@NopFor]

You mean blackfaced Anita. So sad and racist on Disney part

[@YourMom-ll4el]

@@thatHARVguy they're literally trying so hard to ride the coattails of an actual good movie. Journalists are being purposely stupid as if Disney could make a movie like Joker. They couldn't even make movie like Pocahontas or the Hunchback now a days thats how much they've fallen.

[@teotlcipactli7530]

@@thatHARVguy except this is barely Joker or Harley so it doesn’t even make sense

[@roddmatsui3554]

My story: In 1978 I was 11 and I took a class in animation at E. Los Angeles College. It was taught by Disney animator Dan MacManus, and he animated Cruella Deville’s cigarette smoke. This was a wonderful experience; and I remember storytelling being much clearer back then. These new spinoff reimagining things are not the way of wisdom

[@Yipper64]

this movie has a strange philosophy that heritage can have an extreme effect on behavior. As in, like, it assumes you are doomed to act almost identically to your parents. Which I just find an extremely odd message, made more to justify Cruella than to actually tell a good message. And if im honest if you take that message to its natural conclusion it seems a bit racist honestly. Like, is it trying to justify that whole "white people should feel guilty for being slave owners" thing? Or is it, just as I said, a stupid way to justify Cruella's actions?

[@tastysteak9943]

"Nonsensical Nostalgia Vomit" oxford dictionary should add this to their list

[@tiagoazul100]

She hate Dalmatians, because Dalmatians kill her mom?....Whaaat?

[@juanfisi]

Disney has the reverse midas touch, everything it touches nowdays turns into shit. I guess next time we are seeing how the baroness was not really bad because cruella ate her son or something, then the story of how Cruella's mother ate hi to save a puppy, then how the puppy was evil and then on how it was all a plot form Loki so we can tie this to the marvel multiverse.

[@skidooshlayman12]

fur is murder Disney: Oh, none of that then. Cruella's a good guy.

[@Scatscar1985]

I don't suppose a redemption movie for Hans from "Frozen" or Facilier from "The Princess And The Frog" is in the works? What, there isn't? What a surprise.

[@AlucardNoir]

From what I've heard of this movies, it sounds like a soap opera version of The Devil Wears Prada.

[@imadeyoureadthis1]

I'm thinking that movie industry works with old standards. I mean, they look at money goal that was decades ago. Because cinema is mainstream now, they reach this goal easily. Which means quality drops because it's easy to succeed. This is a general view. Why make a good movie, when any movie can bring in movie? Good movies are hard to make. they require dedication.

[@Age_of_Apocalypse]

Another very critical review (👏👏) of Cruella after the one by 'The Critical Drinker' and so, Cruella goes directly to the 'do not watch list' 😱.

[@StoryboardsbyStuffPOP]

This is the Sheboot of Zoolander I never wanted, hurray!

[@theblacknothing]

Ladies and gentlemen we have a new term and that term is, "Sheboot"

[@jung.o.2080]

This movie made me facepalm twice. Once because I couldn't believe they went for the heist thing as if crazy robberies were the only thing happening in the 70s. Second was seeing they pulled the "villain is actually my parent all along" trope. The latter only everworking for Star Wars.

[@Alexei2539]

Sometimes I question why I own stock in this company.

[@armoredmike8740]

Im so happy someone retold the 2h pile of garbage into more than tolerable 20 min tnx Danphan ;)

[@controversialopinion5722]

I find it amusing that Disney tried to villainize the dogs protecting their master and instead tried to make one of the leading forces of the fur industry "redeemable"

[@Randomcorpse]

CGI dogs because it's probably that hard to find dalmatians that can even pretend to be aggressive.

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

This movie just uses the plot of that 2005 Catwomen movie

[@mistahspoke9281]

This idea might work if it was an original character.

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

Yep

[@rextucker3184]

I can't think of one woke version of an old classic that made it's target audience happy.

[@RedStefan]

TY I was wondering if I should watch it.

[@Nathan-sf3ub]

Where's the backstory origin movie for Jafar, or Gaston, or Hamsterveil.

[@Ash-nh6li]

I'm sure it's coming. Especially for Jafar.

[@chengliu872]

That must have been a really high cliff considering that most parachutes don't work well unless you are falling from over 700'.

[@mooserocka522]

Dann phan thank you so much. You saved me from going to see it. Thank you. Your awesome : ). By the way love your channel and how honest you are. Your a real peach.

[@Aralk998]

Thank you for suffering through this movie for all of us hahah.. Honestly i thought about watching it just to see if I was right about them making another "the villain is not so bad" movie but now I don't have to xD You're a real trooper 😁

[@lorddaro7771]

Yeah, this sounds like the movie has about as much BS as I expected.

[@FillaneAmmisto]

Cruella will be forgotten while 101 dalmatians will remain a classic

[@Lexsosaurius567]

It's sad when these new movies don't care about character development, plot, likeable characters or originality

[@banyakakal4299]

It's an extension of the womenist movement where its saying that wahmen can do no wrong, each and everyone of them are angels. If they 'seems' to be evil or doing bad things, it's NOT their fault! It's the society, toxic men and evil dogs faults!

[@Ash-nh6li]

Isn't there a movie about the origin story of the joker where he was actually just a victim? it's just the new trend.

[@wakekeman]

Beautiful as always. 😍😍😍😍😍

[@michaelpatterson7990]

So she's like Haru from Fruits Basket? I think villains need to be shown a little more respect. Seems it would have made more sense if she lived as the daughter of the baroness and saw her kill a random woman and then as she grew she developed that same mentality until one day eclipsing her mother and killing her off to seize her fortune. Maybe she was always compared to her mother so she dyed her hair in such a manner to show she was her own person and her predilections and desires were her own. Set her up as someone who knows what she likes and has developed a ruthless nature to acquire them and end it off with her setting her sights on fur without showing her go for it. Heck if you cultivate a villain beforehand and show what they're capable of you can have a sequel where their presence looms throughout it even when they aren't on screen. Cruella De Vil Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you No evil thing will To see her is to Take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella De Vil The curl of her lips The ice in her stare All innocent children Had better beware She's like a spider waiting For the kill Look out for Cruella De Vil At first you think Cruella is the devil But after time has worn Away the shock You come to realize You've seen her kind of eyes Watching you from underneath A rock! This vampire bat This inhuman beast She ought to be locked up And never released The world was such A wholesome place until Cruella, Cruella De Vil

[@duckdodgers3574]

I've seen a dress turns into a parachute in a cartoon, I know I have but don't remember which.

[@elekok3049]

i always liked the idea of explaining why a villain is the way he is and even sympathising with him, but they re just being biased about it

[@Dericulus]

Memberberries: The Movie (But with a lady! And dogs [kinda]!) Also, your Straw Hat wanted posters. I want themmm.

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

"Hey, hey Jim!" "Yo?" "You remember that woman from 101 dalmations? the evil one?" "Yeah, the one who wanted to kill puppies?" "Yeah, that one!...Let's make her relatable!"

[@Foredoomer]

Maybe one day The Baroness from the movie will get a origin story that humanizes her and the villan in her story will get an origin story, etc... A never ending origin story hell.

[@jefffu3820]

I genuinely had no idea this movie existed until now. So, thanks, I guess?

[@koffeekage]

They cant have her be the protagonist and be pro-fur in the same movie. I cant wait for the Disney movie about a young art student named Adolf Hitler who has never heard of zyclon-b.

[@akira8393]

if Hitler had born as a whamen, They'll definitely had made it a long time ago...

[@koffeekage]

@@akira8393 Ada F Hitler

[@teotlcipactli7530]

They wouldn’t, apparently you can’t even say his name on KZbin videos so stop making straw man arguments just to hate Disney, yes Disney has and will still make big mistakes, but the issue is more the execution rather than exploring and expanding stories even if there was an agenda (wich oddly enough there is not, so don’t make Disney a cartoon villain just because you read it on your internet bubble please)

[@koffeekage]

@@teotlcipactli7530 explloring how disney villains were all actually some how justified is in its inception a bad idea. And they do it over and over. With all of these modern movies.

[@teotlcipactli7530]

@@koffeekage They only did it twice, and whats the issue with exploring villains? the problem will be in how they do it, and they've done at best mediocre, but not awfull or all the time so stop using a strawman arguent just because you don´t like the product, because that doesn´t mean is aboslutly or objectively a bad idea

[@WanderingHusk]

God I love your videos. This film sounds like the fevered nightmare of a crack addict.

[@rofyle]

Where's my Uncle Remus prequel, dammit?!

[@angelguardian95]

saludos desde mexico, aun no veo la pelicula,

[@tormentadeabril5]

No la veas.

[@quatreraberbawinner2628]

I wanna see them try this redemption arc with a male villain

[@pepethunder]

I got that sea sickness feeling when I watched the gungan war in Episode 1 back in 2001. Technicaly it wasnt sea sickness because I am physically incapable of feeling that, but I could definitely identify that the scene was actually trying to activate that part of my system. To this day I haven’t felt anything as weird as that.

[@tRav285]

I wonder if in 20 years there will be an animated reboot that sympathizes this movies villain? ...endless CONTENT!

[@AscendantStoic]

This movie makes Zoolander look like the Citizen Kane of fashion wars XD

[@omegafire6253]

And I was actually thrilled when thinking she actually skinned the dogs and that was how she got the necklace, but then quickly they blew it with the dogs alive and the buttler just had the chain.