Cruising the Woods (for beginners) | Patrick Marano

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Patrick Marano

Patrick Marano

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@hongkongfueynz3071
@hongkongfueynz3071 3 жыл бұрын
Cruising as a 15-16 yr old was the first time I ever came across anyone gay, it helped me realise that I was gay, stopping off at the local beats in my bike on the way home from school was my daily routine for years!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Good for you for exploring at that age... I was a late bloomer
@michaelgrant7322
@michaelgrant7322 3 жыл бұрын
😂 When I was 15 a few years ago I KNOW that IF you were anything like ME, that when you say you made stops at different places on your bike 🚲 and met gay guys, that THAT is when you knew you were gay... Yeah, and like me bruh, you DID ALOT MORE ON THOSE STOPS THEN JUST MEET THEM 😂😂😂
@mikeportillo8189
@mikeportillo8189 3 жыл бұрын
I was crusin at a very young age. 12.idiscovered glory holes.my favorite gays were 50 and older
@michaelgrant7322
@michaelgrant7322 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeportillo8189 So at 12 you were already into grandpas 👴 ?? Well I guess then it's true what they say, they pop off their dentures and give you an extra special sensation 😉 lol
@n0wh3r3f4s7
@n0wh3r3f4s7 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeportillo8189 i hope your lyin man
@Unwillkurlich
@Unwillkurlich 3 жыл бұрын
Another tip you didn't mention (except I overheard it)... even if used condoms and so on are nice signs to know, you're on the right track, bring a bag of any sort, so you don't let your dirt everywhere in the woods. Also bring your own lube and condoms, some guys don't seem to know you have to use specific lubes with condoms.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Great tip! Thank you for that
@Unwillkurlich
@Unwillkurlich 3 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano thank you, with your Video and some Internet research about cruising spots in they neighbourhood, anybody should be able to figure it out 😉
@djronniebruno
@djronniebruno 3 жыл бұрын
although all the online apps nearly killed cruising irl it seems to be making a comeback. I am noticing more and more guys on the trail where I rollerblade.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
That's great news!
@meadorjd
@meadorjd 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit... look who I found -- No woods needed. hhaha. Hope all is well, Mr.!
@richardkeating3575
@richardkeating3575 3 жыл бұрын
I`ve never heard it called rollerblading before 😛
@georgevavoulis4758
@georgevavoulis4758 2 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano What should you do if you cruise a hot guy who just happens to be an UNDERCOVER 👮‍♂️ COP ????
@ericsteadman7235
@ericsteadman7235 11 ай бұрын
Want to go camping
@DaveTexas
@DaveTexas 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has always been into much older men, cruising in the woods was always so much fun for me! The older guys were rarely being paid attention to by the younger men so I’d have my pick of them. Man, it’s been a loooong time since I hooked up with a guy in the woods...
@DaveTexas
@DaveTexas 2 жыл бұрын
@Carl Bland why do you ask?
@Manhattanite1
@Manhattanite1 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't trade anything for the times I spent immersed in Nature and meeting men in the woods. Yes, always come prepared. Fantastic video.
@georgevavoulis4758
@georgevavoulis4758 2 жыл бұрын
Cruising in nature is best
@robertchristian9582
@robertchristian9582 3 жыл бұрын
Personally, I enjoy the beach myself. Even if I don't meet someone and have some fun, there's plenty of eye candy! But, I did enjoy this video too!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Fair enough!
@robt7165
@robt7165 2 жыл бұрын
Nude beach mmmmm allways good lol and you can tell if someone's cruising
@jarrodsmith6890
@jarrodsmith6890 3 жыл бұрын
If I saw Patrick in the wood I don’t know which I would do first. Drop to my knees or ask for a autograph and selfie.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
*blush*
@kennyhumble3699
@kennyhumble3699 3 жыл бұрын
Drop to your knees! 😉
@piecesofme8531
@piecesofme8531 3 жыл бұрын
Why not both
@michaelgrant7322
@michaelgrant7322 3 жыл бұрын
😉 Don't Tell Patrick, but if you ever met up with him, I think he'd prefer if you let HIM DROP TO HIS KNEES (his hands and knees) and you "met him" from behind with a BIG new friend to tell him HELLO 😂
@bobthebikerny
@bobthebikerny 2 жыл бұрын
The funniest experience I ever had cruising in the woods was at a pull-off on the side of the road in Vermont. Room for a dozen cars but it was just my partner and me and a single motor home. We wandered through the woods away from the pull-off and we saw a buff 6'6" ginger holding what looked like a foot-long Subway sandwich. Since we hadn't eaten lunch yet we walked over and chowed down. Before we could eat enough to taste what kind of dressing that the foot-long had we heard the door on the motor home fly open and slam on the side followed by a young kid yelling, "come on dad, mom wants to get going." Unfortunately, that signaled the end of our meal so we never got to taste the dressing on that foot-long.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant story, thank you for sharing it!! lol
@HenryBird-yq1hm
@HenryBird-yq1hm 6 ай бұрын
Patrick l've told you before how much I enjoy your videos. I'm approaching 80 & live in a retirement home, so l can't give you an email address as it is obviously open to view by everyone. I haven't been in a relationship for over 14 years and now struggle to have an erection, so you can see why l enjoy your videos so much. Needless to say, l shall keep on watching. Henry B from rural RSA.😊😊
@patricklang9053
@patricklang9053 3 жыл бұрын
This is great! I have been cruising for years and still do! I love it! One tip I use is I usually start rubbing my upper thigh! Sometimes I show my lower back as I raise my shirt and show my middrift pretending to be hot! This is a great signal for other guys cruising!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing!!
@nickbarcheck1019
@nickbarcheck1019 2 жыл бұрын
Old fashioned cruising is so much fun. It may not be as prevalent but in certain spots it's still around. Great way to get some relief.
@Element-tu8jw
@Element-tu8jw 2 жыл бұрын
It’s like hunting
@bruceclawson
@bruceclawson Жыл бұрын
I was very successful at dusk in outta the way spin off trails with a pen light
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
Nice!
@londonkyguy
@londonkyguy 2 жыл бұрын
OMG this is my favorite type of cruising. It is hard to find cruisy wooded spots and parks these days.
@RM.....
@RM..... 2 жыл бұрын
Cameras everywhere nowadays and cell phones and nosey people. Ruins it for us anon cock lovers
@brionhannan1204
@brionhannan1204 Жыл бұрын
I lived near a natre preserve for a while. I loved going off the trails to areas unseen, bringing my toy along...hopeful someone might actually find my area. Nothing better than naked in the sunshine.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
haha agreed
@tonyclifton265
@tonyclifton265 2 жыл бұрын
as a tourist i went for an innocent walk in berlin's tiergarten park one sunday morning and wondered why men kept jumping out of the bushes at me. i later learned that tiergarten is berlin's busiest cruising spot. being str8, i politely declined the opportunities and departed, leaving them to it. fascinating subculture
@mc14m33
@mc14m33 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love cruising the woods, for you beginners or newbies or those who are just curious and don't know the rules, this video is spot on! Thanks for making it buddy. The only thing I would add is that anyone cruising is usually very quiet. People not looking for action are usually noisy chatting have music playing carrying binoculars looking at birds whatever. You can just sense that they're there for something else and usually they're not alone unlike cruisers.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Well said! Thanks for the tip!
@Bartcmh
@Bartcmh 3 жыл бұрын
It sounds hot but I’ve always been afraid of getting arrested. Cops around here used to have “sting Operations” where they would send undercover cops to the parks.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, happens here too... not really for arresting, but def to stop what's happening
@kevinolive
@kevinolive 3 жыл бұрын
Back in the 90s a friend of mine got arrested in the park at lunch time. The cops played dirty too-the cops would lure people into the woods to get the action started and then make the arrest.
@jmudikun
@jmudikun 3 жыл бұрын
Totally. And I've seen it happen. People would get entrapped by plainclothes officers and then end up - sadly - on the sex offender list
@ab-zg8pt
@ab-zg8pt 3 жыл бұрын
First coke cin dack I ever saw was while cruising. I have big hands and couldn't even wrap my fingers around it. Had me gagging in the best way
@bodymotionchile
@bodymotionchile 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Big fan of Public bathrooms cruising.....those with glory holes..the best!
@Greggory1987
@Greggory1987 3 жыл бұрын
There is great cruising in a big Oakland, CA park. Though so many trees there and play areas are gone. Still this spot is awesome.
@bvirginislands7213
@bvirginislands7213 3 жыл бұрын
What’s the park name ? 😋
@Greggory1987
@Greggory1987 3 жыл бұрын
@@bvirginislands7213 Fairyland Park around the Lake Merritt....fun times to be had :).
@lotanto6154
@lotanto6154 Жыл бұрын
Personally, Oakland would be the worst place for gay cruising with all the hidden spots being occupied by crazy homeless people these days
@markledesma2396
@markledesma2396 2 жыл бұрын
Back in the day I enjoyed Heisler Park and the beach by the Boom Boom and Little Shrimp in Laguna Beach. Thankful for the memories. Was fun running from cops and choppers, the things we do when we're young, wild and free.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing
@Jimmerca
@Jimmerca 2 жыл бұрын
I used to love going down to those two places back in the day…so much fun✌🏻🌈😎
@aaironparker2837
@aaironparker2837 Жыл бұрын
Now thats fun. Especially when sering two people getting busy lol
@matthewgonzalez5596
@matthewgonzalez5596 3 жыл бұрын
Nice how you incorporate your humor into the explanation 😁
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it!
@jasonstockman406
@jasonstockman406 2 жыл бұрын
Such fun videos to watch. Cruising would be fun, but when you see the needle covers, that's a boner killer. There's also so many nutty people and diseases, it just doesn't seem like a acceptable risk to take.
@Archsponge
@Archsponge 2 жыл бұрын
A great resource for beginners but a great refresher course for the rest of us!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you think so!
@dennis-qu7bs
@dennis-qu7bs 3 жыл бұрын
OMG lol, I can't believe you covered this topic! I guess newbies gotta learn somehow.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm doing my part to pass along what I've learned lol
@dennis-qu7bs
@dennis-qu7bs 3 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano we appreciate the years of field research! Lol
@Soundofsilence-j4d
@Soundofsilence-j4d 3 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano ITS SAME WOODS DOWN MY WAY AND OPEN FIELD
@kevinolive
@kevinolive 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know cruising in the woods was still a thing. I guess it is always a thing for the young and hot. All I had to do back in the day was show up. To be that young and hot again. Ah well. We all age.
@Soundofsilence-j4d
@Soundofsilence-j4d 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinolive i STOP GOIN CAUSE CUTIES WITH HIV WERE GIVEN TO OLD MEN. ALL OLD MEN GONE. ONLY ONE STILL IN WOODS A GUY I DATED HE LOST ALL MORROWS. WOULDNT EVEN GIVE TWO BUCKS. BUT NOW I WATCH ITS HOW YOU HANDLE IT. AND YOU STILL GET CRUISED. ALL NEEDS LOVE. BUT BE CLASSY ABOUT IT. IM LUCKY I STILL GOT BUILD I STILL ALL MY HAIR. AND COLER. AND GO TO GYM. SO I AM THINKEN IM GONNA TAKE THESE TIPS.
@joemiller1312
@joemiller1312 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it! Finally someone is talking about this. Those of us with experience had to learn often "the hard way". You know, I never thought about the camouflage. See.....you can always learn. Thanks...that was fun
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Joe! I'm glad you liked it!
@crestonediamond
@crestonediamond 3 жыл бұрын
Camo is hot
@william2154
@william2154 Жыл бұрын
Was 15 when I was approached by an older man cruising at the park. I didnt know what was happening, i was just sitting on a bench after biking. It happened quickly, i remember feeling like a deer in headlights as it all happened not sure what was going on but just doing whatever happened. It was like an out of body experience. After it finished I remember riding home as fast as i could. I took a shower cause I didnt want to lay in my bed dirty. i remember crying in the shower. Im not tryna play the victim card but I remember feeling very fucked up and messed after that happened. Im 28 now and when I look back on it, I wasnt at that park trying to hook up, I was just a kid. I was fucking kid just going home after a day out in the summer. I feel like my childhood really ended there.
@Crookedlystrait
@Crookedlystrait Жыл бұрын
​@@william2154 what happened exactly??
@augusts1
@augusts1 3 жыл бұрын
I've had many years of cruising outdoor experience & your video is an accurate 'how to'. So good job & thanks for talking about subjects that tend to be 'taboo' even in the LGBTQIA community. Many like to pretend it doesn't exist despite them actively engaging in cruising on the low. The shaming that goes on in our community for regular sexual activity is ridiculous. Also I've formed friendships w/other guys that I see showing up in a cruisy area regularly when I do. It's great to be able to talk about what you're doing w/other guys who actively participate in it too. There can be a real comraderie & a sense of community.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
I totally agree, and there's no judgement from the others that are there with you so I can see how friendships happen
@franklinshouse8719
@franklinshouse8719 3 жыл бұрын
I used to love to do this. Boy oh boy. Morning, noon, and night. Never got caught. A couple of close calls. But that was back in the early 90s. I wouldn't consider it now, even if I had the body to do it. Back then, if you got caught, it was a misdemeanor, but now, you get put on a sex offender list. Not worth it.
@lloydhunt496
@lloydhunt496 2 жыл бұрын
Thats so fucked up ! Thankfully that doesn't happen in the UK.
@iworkout6912
@iworkout6912 2 жыл бұрын
Your great, For me, there was a park that was known as a cruising spot. Sun bathing was my thing. Blanket, sunscreen and laying down with one eye open. If he walks by more than once, he is either rechecking you out, or is interested. Closing you one eye, and pretending to sleep, means your not interested.....Anyway, I love the way you put this all together and made it interesting.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@connormcmahon4734
@connormcmahon4734 3 жыл бұрын
No joke about the anti-mosquito preparations. Just got nailed by them the other night, and developed a middle-aged allergy. Eye swollen shut, wrist feeling broken, ankle, too. Can't go wrong with the netting either.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! they got you good!
@scottw1174
@scottw1174 3 жыл бұрын
Great video , i love the outdoors,, if some one came apon me playing in the woods id encourage them to join in
@christianhadsell8915
@christianhadsell8915 Жыл бұрын
Love cruising. Im in Portland.
@enriquestudios5219
@enriquestudios5219 3 жыл бұрын
My Birthday Is August 19th… Maybe I’ll Go Cruising in The Woods!!! :)
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
you should!
@Jusell
@Jusell 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is august 21st 🥳
@victordepaul1061
@victordepaul1061 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be a good way to celebrate my birthday, it's in January!⛄"shrinkage" would definitely be an issue!🤣🤣🤣
@sirdavidoftor3413
@sirdavidoftor3413 3 жыл бұрын
Mine is the 25th! Happy birthday all!
@kennyhumble3699
@kennyhumble3699 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Belated Birthday! 🎉🎊🎉🎊
@hx3trapped
@hx3trapped 3 жыл бұрын
Awwww...I miss cruising. Back when I was young it was so much fun! And for a shy guy like myself, I didn't have to worry about the awkward introductions because it was all about getting off (especially getting the other guy off) and leaving. Great video!!!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@tonycollazorappo
@tonycollazorappo 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed about how much fun it was back when, wink.
@zoroark__gamer658
@zoroark__gamer658 2 жыл бұрын
@@tonycollazorappo it was good
@loynelfoo8874
@loynelfoo8874 3 жыл бұрын
Great advice, but i don't live near a wooded area, what about public park, late at night, should i follow the same advice, or just keep on cruising, until i am invited to there place!!!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Parks are a little different but similar strategies. I'll do another video on that
@MrDEWaters
@MrDEWaters 11 ай бұрын
All you really have to do is set up a chaise-lounge (camping type) and lay out in the sun wearing bikini briefs, in an area that is considered "cruisy"-- maybe by a lake. I did this and a guy came up and tried to stroke my sweaty hairy chest, even though I actually wasn't really interested in that sort of activity. I politely declined his advances.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 11 ай бұрын
lol
@Deojuvante379
@Deojuvante379 2 жыл бұрын
Don Valley Parkway, near Danforth Avenue, right? 😁
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
You got it!
@ArunLove-ys4cw
@ArunLove-ys4cw 5 ай бұрын
I live in Scarborough Ontario. I can’t travel downtown to a gay bath house because I have curfew. I try doing this in Scarborough with no luck. What places in Scarborough do you recommend for this? There seems to be no gay places in Scarborough.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 5 ай бұрын
Try sniffies.com
@leeyi6824
@leeyi6824 3 жыл бұрын
A nature walk. Is this Fire lsland or Lands End in SF?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
haha, actually I'm in Toronto. It's slutty here
@victordepaul1061
@victordepaul1061 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good one!😁
@tonycollazorappo
@tonycollazorappo 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a veteran and have been cursing the woods and other places for years, I'm 60, wink. LOL.
@jjwebster1
@jjwebster1 2 жыл бұрын
This may be a stupid question but wouldn't using grinder help? It tells you who in your area is up and available sobif you're in the woods and they're within a certain distance then you know they're probably cruising.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
oh totally! also a site called Sniffies which is made for this exact thing
@australorp6367
@australorp6367 3 жыл бұрын
So on a scale of one to ten, how often do you get lucky in the woods?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, great question.... maybe 30% of the time
@lloydhunt496
@lloydhunt496 23 күн бұрын
great tips but dont like the thought of litter with wet wipes !!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 21 күн бұрын
one of my tips is to always pick up after yourself
@christopherrobertson7723
@christopherrobertson7723 3 жыл бұрын
The Police, as attractive as they are in their uniforms, are not any fun at all.
@Tom-pw2ni
@Tom-pw2ni Жыл бұрын
So glad guys are still doing this, and yes low expectations and patience are key, but lots of fun can be had if you devote the time. Thanks for posting this
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@michaelnorris8329
@michaelnorris8329 Жыл бұрын
I would add "very" low expectations.. unless you enjoy the older gentleman type.😊
@thescottgoldexperience2
@thescottgoldexperience2 3 жыл бұрын
Good topic! I'll be taking notes. 😀
@kennyhumble3699
@kennyhumble3699 3 жыл бұрын
Me and you should meet up in the woods! I'm a beginner too! 😉
@thescottgoldexperience2
@thescottgoldexperience2 3 жыл бұрын
@@kennyhumble3699 Right! What time you want to meet up? 😜
@csalcedo57
@csalcedo57 Жыл бұрын
The trick here like a bathhouse.No expectations!! But it’s the fun. 😮.
@crestonediamond
@crestonediamond 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when you hook up with a guy and a bunch of guys join in.... So 🔥
@comms9803
@comms9803 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@williamzondersen
@williamzondersen Жыл бұрын
Makes me smile and laugh and breathe exhale.
@mischahosten4300
@mischahosten4300 2 жыл бұрын
I cruise in the Parks in Toronto it's great in the summer
@jimbear62
@jimbear62 3 жыл бұрын
This one is just common sense: Law enforcement does patrol the trails so, keep your clothes on when in the woods, in other words don't walk around naked b'cuz, ya never know when granny is gonna decide to take little Fluffy for a nature walk
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
True. I've see guys walking around in jock straps lol
@jshonert
@jshonert 2 жыл бұрын
“Before you set up your sling in the woods!” Love it!
@Peter-gv6vf
@Peter-gv6vf 2 жыл бұрын
Also, very difficult to make eye contact with very dark sunglasses on so maybe take them off when u get to the right spot?
@jimbear62
@jimbear62 3 жыл бұрын
What is your opinion of online sites for cruising places?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
There's a couple. Squirt is popular and so is Sniffies. I'm actually coming out with a sponsored Sniffies video going in to how it works. I hope you catch it! Generally I like these sites cuz they help you coordinate with other guys and saves you time
@josephlabato8446
@josephlabato8446 2 жыл бұрын
Love cruising, especially the anticipation, and of course just being naked outdoors😁 Wish there was more places here though
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
I hear ya, where do you live?
@josephlabato8446
@josephlabato8446 2 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano I'm in Idaho)
@ademord
@ademord Жыл бұрын
😍 thanks so much for this video!!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
No problem 😊
@dennis-qu7bs
@dennis-qu7bs 3 жыл бұрын
Insect repellent is a must-have!
@danclark4494
@danclark4494 3 жыл бұрын
How is the spray for crabs 🦀 lol
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
haha
@rickberning7238
@rickberning7238 3 жыл бұрын
Good video. I just to add to the video, be careful of under cover cops, they are known to cruise the woods, and bust guys for lewd behavior.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
For sure, thank you!
@branden7357
@branden7357 2 жыл бұрын
OMG I almost lost 😂 it with this one. The part that got me the most lmao was when he put on that multi colored shawl. 🤣🤣🤣
@MrDesertmike
@MrDesertmike 3 жыл бұрын
Best outdoor cruise spot I ever found was a frisbee golf course in a big park. The outskirts were man fuck fantasyland
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! Co-ordinates please! lol
@piecesofme8531
@piecesofme8531 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you’re getting your duck sucked in the woods, and you see Patrick walking up with a camera talking to himself.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@MrKirby365
@MrKirby365 3 жыл бұрын
Tf were you wearing lol love it
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
it's a mosquito hat. hahahaha
@LenHealsU
@LenHealsU 2 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel today. Love your videos! So cute, funny, and adorable!
@jerryniswonger1115
@jerryniswonger1115 3 жыл бұрын
Loved it Patrick, you are so scientific in your analysis of cruising! Way to go!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
More to come!
@michaelvandermarliere7820
@michaelvandermarliere7820 2 жыл бұрын
Ooo baby, why aren't you in my neighborhood?
@dogvom
@dogvom 3 жыл бұрын
You know what's really creepy? The shoes at 7:01. They look like they're sticking out of a shallow grave.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
omg, you're right!!!
@brianmaxei8898
@brianmaxei8898 2 жыл бұрын
Forest Park st Louis by the chine of rock's canal bridge is Hot and crusie
@roadbiker9606
@roadbiker9606 2 жыл бұрын
This video explains a lot of weird behavior that I’ve seen in the woods. Best not to go down remote trails if you don’t want to encounter “ not regular men”. I’m not a cruiser but I was curious to see this video.
@richardcooper9015
@richardcooper9015 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome video im going soon to take a walk in the woods with a stud from new Zealand i hope he makes out with me in the woods.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Let us know
@richardcooper9015
@richardcooper9015 2 жыл бұрын
I would love someday to take part in a gay stud orgy in the woods
@FoggyHollowMan
@FoggyHollowMan 2 жыл бұрын
Great video, you're the best Patrick, love ya!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed!
@xavierwalbergh2910
@xavierwalbergh2910 3 жыл бұрын
The patience is not my thing and expectations.... OMG! Out of couple of times I tried it. Only have had one great experience... That ended up with a hotel key.... LOL..... I find these strictly funny.
@lesandres23
@lesandres23 2 жыл бұрын
Love your dark humor 🙃
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
haha thank you
@FINEDIAMOND
@FINEDIAMOND 3 жыл бұрын
You said two things that are spot on for me: mosquitoes biting the hell out of my ass and a dentist's appointment on Tuesday at 2:15! How did you know? LOL! Really enjoyed this video, I would love to bump into you in the woods! 😉
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe we'll see each other sometime...
@FINEDIAMOND
@FINEDIAMOND 3 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano: We just might!
@PaulHo
@PaulHo 3 жыл бұрын
Closed toed shows, ladies!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
good one
@robi9973
@robi9973 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Patrick
@danclark4494
@danclark4494 3 жыл бұрын
This is the closest IV got to cruising lol
@Taric25
@Taric25 2 жыл бұрын
I think it was a syringe, not an IV.
@burhanefendizade8325
@burhanefendizade8325 3 жыл бұрын
What are some cruising areas addresses? Europe or middle East or America
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
oh my... there are so many depending on the city
@burhanefendizade8325
@burhanefendizade8325 3 жыл бұрын
@@PatrickMarano let's say Van, Turkey. Closest big city to me
@ealymc
@ealymc 3 жыл бұрын
Great insight, Patrick. Thanks!
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Glad it was helpful!
@mohammadamjad8721
@mohammadamjad8721 3 жыл бұрын
I like you
@88ispeak
@88ispeak 3 жыл бұрын
I always get the answers right to the pop quizzes 😂
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
well done!
@thepotentialcandy
@thepotentialcandy 2 жыл бұрын
i live a 5 minute walk away from a park that has woods surrounding it with many plants covering the seam between the trees and the ground. needless to say there's many spots where people can have some fun without getting caught. i've seen some condom wrappers and fountain drink cups around an offshoot that gives off a weird vibe. so, i left some pairs of underwear around there to let other cruisers know that 'this is a spot for you to do some fun stuff!' hopefully i stumble across another person who would at least be willing to mess around with me *hopefully*
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
I love that! You left underwear to signal to the guys that that was a good spot for sex? LOL awesome
@CarlTippins
@CarlTippins 3 жыл бұрын
A VERY GOOD bug repellant alternative to the regular stuff like "Off" is Avon's "Skin So Soft". It's not sticky at all (as the name implies, it softens the skin), and it has a pleasant smell....you can even get it unscented. It also helps sooth a sun burn. :) I was born and raised in Florida and my mom would buy a ton of it every year.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for the tip Carl! that's great!
@robt7165
@robt7165 2 жыл бұрын
Omg yes I was getting a great bi from a guy at night and a cop car came in I was like hmmm do I keep going or lol he said it's fine he won't come out of his car so he kepted going I shot he swallowed the next day ouch bites omg but was worth it
@若月裕二-e1j
@若月裕二-e1j Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is where gay bathhouses are located on a map. It is in a middle of woods. Also I'm just wondering this is where I live. I don't know. I feel like so in my head but actually I feel like living a standard house in my eyes. What is the truth and how do you prove it is true ?
@jonbrown8553
@jonbrown8553 3 жыл бұрын
No tips on poison ivy?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
next video
@TheJust22az
@TheJust22az 3 жыл бұрын
I met the hottest guy on the beach in Ft Lauderdale at sunset. I was in an area that closes at dusk but as everyone was walking to their cars, I saw this guy walking in the opposite direction. I immediately turned and followed him, and the rest is history. Insert smiley face here.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
way to go!!!! so proud
@windwhisprz
@windwhisprz 2 жыл бұрын
I was walking in the woods enjoying nature when out of the corner of my eye I saw a buck naked white haired man. Scared the heck outta me because I had no idea about cruising in the woods at that time. It creeped me out.
@damariowilson2350
@damariowilson2350 3 жыл бұрын
Question: do find more white or black person or is everyone in the woods these days 🤔?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Great question: I guess it'll depend on where you live. In Canada we have lots of mix going on, so you really find everything
@lloydhunt496
@lloydhunt496 2 жыл бұрын
I met a young black guy today from grindr in uk he drove me to some woodland and we had a great time ! I'm 60 but still get lots of attention .
@williamzondersen
@williamzondersen Жыл бұрын
Genius video.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
Glad you think so!
@xerxesguy7340
@xerxesguy7340 Жыл бұрын
Is this in Hanlan’s point?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
No, that's Riverdale
@paestum70
@paestum70 2 жыл бұрын
you nailed this one! LOL
@SoYeahChrisCrafts
@SoYeahChrisCrafts 3 жыл бұрын
Excited for a video on cruising bathroom stalls 😁
@fabiohoyos4199
@fabiohoyos4199 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@hearanecho
@hearanecho 3 жыл бұрын
Is this what that guy was doing on Riverdale everytime he ran to the "woods" wow didn't know this was actually a thing.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
Probably lol
@springstud
@springstud Жыл бұрын
under cover cops sometimes in park path
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano Жыл бұрын
You will be interested to know I'm recording a podcast next week with a human right lawyer and we are going to discuss cruising and the law
@up518
@up518 2 жыл бұрын
Any good spots in dallas?
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Try using Sniffies.com
@johniii8147
@johniii8147 3 жыл бұрын
I ( and the dog) just stumbled upon a cruising wooded park near area last weekend. I had no idea it was, but it pretty quickly became obvious. Hell, it should have had a lube dispenser. In maybe a 200 yard span at least 3 couples were going at. I was tempted to pull out my phone and record, but then i realized i wouldn't want that happening to me. If it's your thing and in Palm Coast FL, hit me up and I can tell you where it is.
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
thx for the tip John
@lloydhunt496
@lloydhunt496 2 жыл бұрын
Hope your not one of those jerks that drags your dog round and round for hours while you cruise !!!
@johniii8147
@johniii8147 2 жыл бұрын
@@lloydhunt496 LOL no dude. I wasn't cruising. I haven't had to in years. Happily married. As i said just something we stumbled upon quite by accident. I was just oh, ok I know what's going on here. We were on a long road trip so we both needed a good walk and damn stumbled into an obvious cursing park.
@alezand7151
@alezand7151 3 жыл бұрын
I was kinda waiting for a serial killer to pop up dang horror movies making me anxious
@Schornforce
@Schornforce 3 жыл бұрын
Then there's also true crime and all the videos on people who go missing in national parks... :O
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 3 жыл бұрын
That too....
@kennyhumble3699
@kennyhumble3699 3 жыл бұрын
That's the best time to bust one is when your anxiety is up! 😉
@EphemeralProductions
@EphemeralProductions 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve gone cruising in the woods, and I’m bathrooms. Always found both of them sexy!!! Eventuslly though i stopped doing both of them for both lack of interest and lack of time. Plus both obviously be risky in several ways
@lloydhunt496
@lloydhunt496 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Patrick, you made it fun and informative also your very easy on the eye 😍
@PatrickMarano
@PatrickMarano 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it!
@johniii8147
@johniii8147 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO always funny topics. Never my thing to many bugs dirt etc.
@maxshadow...
@maxshadow... 3 жыл бұрын
And poison ivy...😱 oh and ticks...
@raaid22
@raaid22 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxshadow... TICKS! On the north east coast they are a huge problem.
@apolloxbacalaycapili2516
@apolloxbacalaycapili2516 3 жыл бұрын
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