CS:GO STAND-UP

[@Fitz]

This was fucking great

[@positivevibezz3081]

Hey fitz, fuck you.

[@pupp28205]

Yàæ

[@NathanCashback]

When the one YTer here that's verified gets all the likes

[@CRypt3R]

Fitz *collab*

[@memestream7233]

In fucking new to this channel and this is so fucking funny lol

[@frylics9592]

1:12 I got detention for saying this at school

[@ochako6065]

Lxra YT worth it

[@phillippplol]

Lxra YT worth it dude

[@tw1nkhater420]

worth it lol

[@moonray5923]

worth it lmao

[@oliviabrady3088]

Fyko I respect that

[@iNoToRiOuS]

Fucking chapstick...

[@kyleninjaninja]

He knows about the chapstick Inut get out quickly!

[@cloudy2376]

hi dada

[@cloudy2376]

go cringe on my CS:GO vid daddy iNutt

[@CRypt3R]

iNoToRiOuS collab

[@kinspower]

phantom rabbit wait what, you're a rabbit

[@speedskid4838]

Me: *drinks* Racc: *makes funny joke* *my computer screen becomes wet*

[@parryking6009]

Not from you spitting on it from racc's joke made it cream itself

[@laila4146]

That’s kinky

[@voompyre]

Moniter

[@Austindrum07]

what she said

[@stupidgoat84]

That's not the only thing your getting wet.

[@ltcreampie4206]

Not gonna lie. That blob of play-doh part was grade-A comedy

[@davidmargolin7674]

Hugh Mungus I don't get it

[@GuyofGods]

Same wtf 😂 what was the joke

[@Natalia-ct1ue]

I literally didn’t get it at all

[@jboibreezyog]

Explai please

[@ezramorrison7330]

@@jboibreezyog There is no joke. He could have said "That blob of play-doh part was grate-A comedy" and THEN there'd be a joke, but there isn't. Frankly I'm kinda disappointed.

[@pescu]

*"I am gonna jiggle my nuts so you cant shoot them"* xDD

[@azurefox4615]

Ummmm 9 counts as rape....

[@interforth]

I jiggle my nutz...

[@overrheaven]

He was high as fuck

[@zukuon240fps8]

I KNOW FUZZYDUCKLING HES A REGULAR IN THE UTOPIA SURF SERVER🤣

[@Sprite897]

@@zukuon240fps8 he doesent regular it, he hasnt been there for a very long time

[@dmqbassguy2434]

It’s a sad nostalgia watching Racc’s old videos. Hope he’s doing well...whatever he’s doing.

[@joeyjohnson5657]

Agreed.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

EYYYYYYY

[@skan6851]

He returned with the milk

[@joeyjohnson5657]

@@skan6851 indeed he did

[@faraday8861]

@@skan6851 The R

[@waitwhat786]

Half of the jokes aren’t that funny, but the way you say them makes them 100 times better.

[@CosmicMetalhead]

Wait What bro wut his jokes are the main reason I watch his content but his voice is funny

[@asmartistenthusiast3469]

yeah it's stoner humour everything is funny in its own way

[@reptile_loki]

His voice is what makes it funny,also the way he speaks like he's about to say something serious makes it funny

[@DemowolfTF2]

April Fahrenkamp what

[@millorkin8426]

Wait What had us in the 2nd half not gunna lie

[@professoremu]

I always get so excited to see your notification dude

[@ethangoldstone3403]

professor emu 700th like KEJEJDJDJWJEJEJRJRIDJEJEKEMWMAMSKSOSPEODJDNFBFGF

[@wertol5760]

1K LIKE

[@moneywizard05]

Who doesn't

[@swift.rebe175]

I miss seeing those notifications ;-;

[@Famousclips2024]

Hasn't uploaded in a year

[@aiden.real.]

Racc: this is the most offensive video I’ve ever made Also racc: you guys ever rub a blob of play doh against a cheese grater?

[@ye6942]

I do not consent

[@hwburner1524]

KaiTheGuy it’s a video and that’s how he said it

[@kaitheguy3634]

Hell Dragon Sports nigga u is a *j a p a n o p h i l e*

[@0range_panda982]

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY SON, THAT DICK IS STILL GOING IN THAT HOLE NOW BEND OVER

[@user-xj3qj5mz5g]

I do

[@d3athth3kid25]

You should always consent when its RaccoonEggs I mean... Yeah.

[@kyleigh1824]

LMAO WHEN YOU SAID ALEXA SET A BOMB FOR 3 PM TOMORROW MY ALEXA RESPONED IM WHEEZING AHAHAHSGW at 1:51

[@arsalanzaki7397]

Daddynoahschnapp KZbin SAME

[@imaansingh9201]

What did it say??

[@hoggle9415]

why the hell arent you using headphones?

[@paultherriault3474]

Kyleigh Tate BRO MINE SAID “hmm i don’t know that one”

[@clam4503]

OMG WE’RE WHEEZING LAJAGSHSHSISKDND LMAOOOO LMAOOO *WEEB LAUGHTER* SMKSKSKSKS LMAOOOO

[@Made2Express]

How did your channel blow up Wtf happened I legit remember when you had 2K. Wow, that's freaking incredible.

[@leith4779]

Made2Express iFunny

[@cupidt2738]

Instagram sharing his clips

[@mpei5]

Snapchat Memers

[@brayden1129]

the beastly speech clip

[@lilmumjpg]

Made2Express instagram

[@jgmoore13]

I laughed so hard I coughed up a left nut.

[@joVeeNoise]

Bleach DUDE YOURE EVERYWHERE

[@mason3872]

Bro same

[@chels718]

"a left nut"? How many left nuts do you have??

[@dxltonnn8841]

Bleach lolll

[@nunabisness7191]

Put it back, the right one’s gonna get lonely.

[@raptoractual2118]

How are people so lucky that they join this guys game

[@Frozto]

3:55 I CAN DO THAT!!!

[@Rain-hq5ps]

Lmfao

[@miramc2181]

Frozto OMG LMAO

[@arbetor12]

Show us

[@blueflame2362]

@@arbetor12 ok.....

[@A4.ja2]

Frozto I finally did it

[@Hightree]

I get it, cause your surfing.

[@Hightree]

Lol

[@ai-aidan]

what

[@S10-z6z]

That 2 second silence after every joke before they burst laughing is hilarious

[@darknessesghost]

Hey honey can I have my wallet? Oh yeah dear is in between my *larynx* and *Bronchial tubes*

[@jacobn.3387]

4:29 ok, at least I’m not the only one you got confused with raccoon and swaggers voices lol 😂

[@AmanAli-dq4xi]

Subscribe To PewDiePie brooooo Lmao same

[@sportsfreak4614]

Raccoons is lower but they sound the same otherwise😂

[@racingpeople777]

how tf u get confused

[@unknownxheats]

go buy a hearing aid, you fucking deaf person

[@froggy_cj]

Nawwww, dudeeee. Compare swaggersouls and Xycron

[@user-ls1gk8tj7z]

Quality content.Make more "offensive" videos.

[@noise216]

4:30 i love how he starts speaking and everybody else just stops. they have respect for this man😂

[@mistabaeza]

You can legit say anything and they will laugh 😂👌🏽

[@darksamich1173]

At 1:45 after the Girl Scout joke you can see a third weeb

[@WolfHaleyReal]

another friend indeed

[@afabes15]

2:58 still gets me to this day. I always just picture you opening the door and telling someone that then slamming the door in their face 😂

[@wyliestewart2239]

Honey I’m late for work, have you seen the keys? *coughs them up* oh there they are

[@CFBEmbeddedMOD]

How do you not have freaking millions of subscribers?? I’ve seen you on IFunny a few times that’s how I found you! I’m glad you’re getting some recognition! Stick with it man you’re freaking epic

[@XyloTears]

kevin Reed same

[@tituscaesar6960]

*iFunny.*

[@oldunusedchannelthatiamaba8966]

Titus Caesar UnFunny

[@megu6137]

Watch now bitch lol

[@parentsstrenz4289]

4:25 He just pink anime girled down a slide while in a t-pose whilst racc was talking about improper math. God damn.

[@dutchgotcash]

Thanks for 30k _Doesnt have 30k_

[@zribioussema9538]

shocker he does

[@dutchgotcash]

Sun Of Beach he didn't when I commented this

[@piianissimo1019]

shocker he has

[@dutchgotcash]

Pianissimo He didn't when I commented this

[@osa7569]

shhhhhhh

[@Strip4Dreezy]

"I'm gonna jiggle my nuts so you can't shoot em" Also idk he knew benji

[@froppyrip-offxdakathestalk4665]

I feel like Raccoon would be a good friend with Merkmusic

[@samuelgvlogs4922]

Froppy rip-off XD aka the stalker tyler yeah they both aren’t funny

[@TheDonOfNY]

@SamuelGVlogs *Everybody disliked that.*

[@dillosavage938]

Yo mans I thought the same thing 😂🤣👌🏻

[@aimlesslewis2147]

That is a great idea

[@escry.]

SamuelGVlogs shut the fuck up samuel

[@REDtheblazian]

So me and my dad were on the highway one day and the devil went down to Georgia came on the radio and he took his hands off the steering wheel only to start playing the Fiddle

[@yuks_nodad]

can racoon and swagger do a high rap battle?

[@k2cr]

So just a rap battle between them?

[@magmaboyx859]

The Girl Scout jokes killed me so hard. This might be his funniest video he ever made

[@fforcayde-6900]

Very underrated youtuber

[@schpitt4930]

racconeggs is the most humoriususESS youtober

[@rafajr2021]

I can here from iFunny and I'm happy I did

[@ianlynch5880]

rafael Carrillo me too

[@histnara4995]

rafael Carrillo same

[@zain-nh1it]

Same dude

[@alextheonewarrior]

Yup 🤘

[@ungabunga8546]

Same

[@ztoNyhW]

“Taping a sticky note” lmao he had me there and then “no body’s home

[@LimpForASimp_]

I am a Sandy Hook survivor. My parents always say the setup wasn't worth it whenever they see me, but I don't know what they mean.

[@alextorres655]

Nick Condon must've caught you off guard when the second plane hit

[@federalmaul6785]

*sigghhh*

[@lovelydegenerate9558]

**the set up wasn't worth it**

[@dramping4264]

The randomness of the subtitles make the jokes funnier

[@ethanstone2197]

Raccooneggs: *says anything* Everybody else: *W E E B L A U G H T E R*

[@moe8885]

Racc should do a stand up comedy where he's playing CS:GO and making jokes at the same time. I'd pay thousands to see that

[@myconneriscyberlife7159]

"look at his lips" Me: *chokes on grape*

[@killyadarlings]

i’ll forever remember the time when this man had 1k subs and he’s still putting out my favorite content

[@c0pyca113]

A sticky note on ya front door that says “Nobody’s home”? *Correction: Nobodies*

[@red_the_unded7888]

Nobody’s home = Nobody is home

[@foxempress0571]

You're the only KZbinr I watch for the commentary and not the video. It's amazing.

[@mack7058]

4:50 Just gonna leave this here for myself

[@chrisgermain8152]

Ive never played CS but every time I watch one of these, I feel I can do surf like a pro

[@Jmax816]

Great talking to you last night

[@nice-ne4io]

I love Raccs laugh so much. It’s so contagious

[@cruddsonline3288]

3:28 don't quite understand the joke

[@feralratchild]

Uhm its because the vending machines slot for the coin is very narrow and asians eyes always look very closed so...

[@renannaw]

R/woosh xxx

[@Logiepogey07]

CursedToaster r/foundthemobileuser

[@Grimmjeaux]

I will explain if you didn't grow up in 9 months.

[@pee8662]

@@renannaw WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀 "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

[@bucket4181]

the Alexa joke triggered my Alexa and now i have a bomb in my house

[@MiloAdamsLoDog]

Found this channel through Instagram and I love it. Does anyone know what video he gives the 'genuinely motivational speech'? Would appreciate the help.

[@eddierodriguez9993]

The Man In The Hat the video is called making people laugh in cs go, just in case you haven't found it and the speech is towards the end

[@seokjinnie2912]

Milo Adams that’s fitz

[@seokjinnie2912]

Ya. It’s um survivors in csgo

[@northalabamarailphotograph7063]

Milo Adams I saw the video of them making jokes about Stephen Hawking on IG

[@jok3r_tr1ckster96]

yeah, uh, two years later and, uh, its Making People Laugh in CSGO, i think

[@brettdelorey7308]

This and Gavin’s ragetage videos are the best

[@taillesshalo8373]

I gotta be honest, every time Racc is in a video and swagger isnt I always thing he's swagger they sound so much a like Also my auto correct keeps changing racc to racist

[@mmnormph8314]

0:30 Honey, where’s my super suit?! Chill out honey it’s in my throat

[@Milk-jn3ox]

I can’t watch this shit at school man it’s too funny

[@EraserChewer9k]

"I always tape a sticky note to my front door" Tape a sticky note. TAPE A STICKY NOTE.

[@robtwenty]

i dont get how you only have 30K

[@TibsSR]

92k*

[@Jollyjosh19]

Lmao

[@danwashereman]

The chapstick insult damn near killed me lmao

[@LordOfTheGoop]

"I wanna take a kabeb skewer and tape to the front of my car so i can run through the school zone and make a kabeb" Racoon, you sure you arent there to pick up your underaged girlfriend? (Jk love your vids)

[@killedtodeath0470]

We almost have the same picture

[@uslph.]

Wow all 3 of us do

[@alexmolina8039]

I'm not even lying. I haven't laughed this hard in years

[@Rain-hq5ps]

1:03 how do you tie pretzels without breaking em

[@malanilindsay4791]

Before they bake it they shape it

[@lelaluvzapollo1097]

Everytime I watch these videos, i end up crying laughing.

[@jaxaboi269]

2:50 why would you have to tape a STICKY note

[@yeetskeet980]

So they can’t peel it off or say it fell of by itself

[@ir3nn992]

"Imma jiggle my nouts so you cant shoot them" I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING AFTER THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ir3nn992]

Nuts*

[@hithere-oi9cj]

I’m confused about the 2015 joke? I need an explanation

[@alyssabrown3531]

Holy shizz you're my twin

[@hithere-oi9cj]

Alyssa Brown wuttttt??

[@nor1sh4]

Omg, the onion ring had me laughing so hard I woke up the entire neighborhood 2am in the morning!

[@soren8807]

Hello fellow ifunny people.

[@s942]

Raccooneggs:says something mildly funny Everyone:😂😂😂😂HAHAHA 😂😂 😂😂

[@veoiscute9749]

0:13 seconds lol

[@kieraj6315]

Bro racc is the funniest person ever lmfaooo

[@tracescott9642]

0:39 What the hell is that?

[@pyrolegendz8277]

"You smoke a bean?" "Yeah, a coffee bean" Legend

[@zuplex2009]

I dont understand shit because im from germany but its still funny as fuck

[@user-es4jy6nf9y]

Zuplex no one cares (Edit) that your from germany

[@jj.cv3103]

This is now my new favorite KZbin video, you earned a sub

[@rocket422]

who is watching in last day of Bill Gates life

[@nafanyel847]

This is actual family-friendly content

[@_BIGSteve]

Can you just make an hour long video of you doing shit like this

[@willstockle9462]

This is the single greatest video on youtube

[@gilbert475]

5:02

[@ilyaneidir722]

Have you ever rubbed a glob of play doh against a cheese grater 🤣😭 I’m crying

[@gavinwood2102]

The first joke wasn’t funny, but the rest were really good

[@cartspcartsp4373]

Brush he said thank for 30k now it's 2020 and he's at 2 million

[@gavinwood2102]

That wasn’t what I was talking about? Lol, I meant the “Crunchy Healing” joke

[@SkippyMcdanglenuts]

And then you turn to them and say hey your name is Gavin wood huh ? you could start up a timber company

[@gavinwood2102]

Ya know, I really should’ve seen that coming

[@benjiquack9232]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SO LONG. JUST TO FIND THIS VIDEO. IT IS GOLD!

[@JC-tz5rb]

Who is watching in 2019

[@trinitybaker3214]

The way he said “blob” I’m *wheezing

[@nameuser1273]

4:20 I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE JOKE MEANS! so this was posted the day before 2018, and he said they would be 13 NEXT year, so 2019. So 2019-13= 2006. And if you are born in 2006 (like me) then you will turn 13 in 2019. Like this comment so other people who dont get the joke can see this.

[@Miguel_morales99]

The monotone seriousness in your voice is just the fucking best.

[@hermannicbroadcasting5443]

Your videos are great. Helped out with some rough times cause of your humor, thanks bro

[@Jesseg03]

While watching this video, I was trying to yawn but I couldn’t because I was laughing so hard.

[@DodgeCharger-uu1db]

I’ve seen this video at least 100 times but it’s still funny

[@truthsayer2310]

I have been really depressed lately and this cheered me up. Thank you

[@nouwuelle2992]

Every time I feel like there is no point of fucking living come here, and somehow I feel better. This is my reason to live.

[@Bruh-so7ow]

Your Alexa set a bomb timer had me laughing and then I just heard OK in the backgroubd

[@doc_greenie_ye_ye6753]

When you figure out McNasty is in this video

[@josephroberts6453]

I feel like Raccoon eggs is just discounted swagger

[@morgantooley5749]

4:12 killed me 😂😂

[@scbbie]

THE LAUGH

[@abstauber42lootgeier19]

CS:GO SURF + FUNNY OFFENSIVE JOKES = MILLIONS OF VIEWS

[@Balmain_jacket]

When this dude made that chapstick joke I wheezed